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@stevehouston56507 жыл бұрын
Anyone who chews gum with their mouth open deserves to lose.
@brucedickinson124 жыл бұрын
full of shit he is
@martinomods19874 жыл бұрын
I was just about to post the same thing, but see I'm 2 years late
@crimdell4 жыл бұрын
He has to chew with his mouth open. He's a mouth breather. He would suffocate if he closed his mouth.
@donaldpaluga4 жыл бұрын
Clearly Schwartz doesn't beast EVERYTHING
@enterprise98164 жыл бұрын
Moron is always talked too much...
@mulder19798 жыл бұрын
'There's a European Hellmuth?' Hellmuth is a much more likeable commentator than he is a poker player.
@griffnuts5 жыл бұрын
mulder1979 Northern European ;)
@KanjoosLahookvinhaakvinhookvin5 жыл бұрын
I think he plays it up at least a little bit to make himself seem obnoxious and stupid (not that he's too bright, but the dude really knows poker).
@michaeldemilia54964 жыл бұрын
@@KanjoosLahookvinhaakvinhookvin he does he's actually said that in an interview before, he knows the blow ups make good television lol
@FunkBastid4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Morrison what makes you say negreanu is a douche?
@renoraider98174 жыл бұрын
fuck phil hellmuth. I turn off the sound when that pos is commentator.
@pocketfullofsouls4 жыл бұрын
Seeing Schwartz lose... just puts a smile on my face.
@capcolombie38342 жыл бұрын
Mine too.
@ryxsenl30182 жыл бұрын
Why? I am not having enough information I guess.
@infamousfitzmic4402 жыл бұрын
Lol same here
@4Morfius2 жыл бұрын
Because you people are easily offended like bitches 😂
@robertwhesterjr11422 жыл бұрын
Yeah he and Phill deserve each other
@sennaipac9 жыл бұрын
"There's no way in million years you're good enough to bluff this." haha
@thegonz98 жыл бұрын
+Mike Raphone I'll admit he's annoying, but that quote is pretty funny.
@Tuturial4646 жыл бұрын
Yeah. But hey. I got a house.
@johnoneill99025 жыл бұрын
Yeah, He's the kind of guy I want to punch in the face, but that line was gold!"
@donaldpaluga4 жыл бұрын
That's what Jen Tilly said
@1ZosoLZ4 жыл бұрын
Mike Raphone take this good sir, your 500th like
@superkid123458 жыл бұрын
i like Hellmuth on commentary.
@brianbell5044 жыл бұрын
I love watching him blow up but he's actually a really good commentator
@CompyFranko4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he's like a completely different guy. I'd love for him to represent the scene this way
@mgecko29594 жыл бұрын
@@brianbell504 and him being very good commentator comes from him being extremely good player and from his understanding of the game
@nathankennedy42634 жыл бұрын
He shows his knowledge of the game when he’s on commentary but while he’s playing he comes across as a donk lol
@onbored96273 жыл бұрын
@@nathankennedy4263 He wants to look like a donk so he gets invited to more poker games with billionaires and can rack in real cash.
@Drecon8412 жыл бұрын
I love Phil's comment: "Quick call, you know what that means. Quad kings!". He's my hero.
@OvertheHIL5243 жыл бұрын
Schwartz should've known with that comment that he was crushed.
@uchibenkei4 жыл бұрын
Phil Helmuth and Tony G had a son. Named him Luke Schwartz.
@EvansBrosRacing3 жыл бұрын
That is about right , he reminds me of them both
@mystre35503 жыл бұрын
I was thinking Ellen Degeneres and Tony G.
@bao66493 жыл бұрын
i enjoy hellmuth & tony more than luke...he's just bored & stupid
@emil23217 ай бұрын
The insta all-in from Phil followed by Luke's reaction is pure comedy gold.
@brightpowder_cenaАй бұрын
So sick
@rd-pd8xb8 жыл бұрын
"it's just too schtoopid" "..flops a set, flops a house, flops a set, flops a house..."
@TheBoldImperator8 жыл бұрын
+rd711 if you watched the full thing Laak really was running that hot, it was pretty hilarious. And he continues to run hot pretty much up until the final table, he won 3/4 heats.
@prop86048 жыл бұрын
+rd711 wow thanks. i almost missed that part.
@officialnoyakuk4 жыл бұрын
Spot on, lad! Spot on!
@kevinhorgan27704 жыл бұрын
rd711 He's playing with daddies shekels. Private education for you. What a bitch.
@d337632 жыл бұрын
Lol, someone remix this into a song.
@hoodietiger2178 Жыл бұрын
Schwartz is like the British Phil Hellmuth without all the bracelets or money or success
@myoldawesomeboots Жыл бұрын
or likeability
@richardgriffith50789 жыл бұрын
Luke Shwartz is everything I hate about the UK.
@arandombard11979 жыл бұрын
Richard Griffith Your inferiority complex is showing.
@richardgriffith50789 жыл бұрын
I am British, you tool.
@youweechube9 жыл бұрын
Richard Griffith agreed !
@captivegaming80049 жыл бұрын
Random Ashe you are projecting your own inferiority complex. nice.
@jestes78 жыл бұрын
+Random Ashe owned
@IRPROFFESIONAL11 жыл бұрын
i just love how laak INSTA goes all in after schwartz bets, almost even before schwartz releases his chips
@GabrielConstantinides Жыл бұрын
Phil Laak is so good for the entertainment aspect of poker, and he is possible my favourite player because of that
@Carpcontrol8 жыл бұрын
durrrr would have reraised
@bonavinter8 жыл бұрын
+Serge Roa thats the joke
@rodrigoabi18 жыл бұрын
+Serge Roa no, you didn't actually lol
@rodrigoabi18 жыл бұрын
+bonavinter no, actually the joke is that durrr is a hyperbluffer.
@bonavinter8 жыл бұрын
just shut up Rodrigo
@malalalalalala8 жыл бұрын
Hurrrr durrrr herp derp
@christopherhill91744 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how self aware Phil is. Kings stay kings
@powerboon2k Жыл бұрын
Wtf does this even mean.
@karlmarx606715 күн бұрын
You are retarded go back to school please
@djdarklyceum12 жыл бұрын
i love seeing phil laak put the hurt on people, hes a champ
@MegaVSable8 жыл бұрын
5:47 Luke still owe Phil Laak 400$ til this day.
@vladimiroriveratovar66873 жыл бұрын
lol, really?
@EGarrett012 жыл бұрын
He owes me $8. I'm not joking.
@ShaneusSnake2 жыл бұрын
@@vladimiroriveratovar6687 yeah Luke said on Joey Ingram podcast he didn’t pay the 400
@timcarter81710 ай бұрын
Love how Hellmuth is like “he just has to fold, nothing else to it” when Luke is talking at the end, as if Hellmuth wouldn’t blow every gasket in his brain if he were the one with QQ
@ChipFreeSpace5 ай бұрын
Idk Phil's best part of his game is the fold. But he would be losing his mind, and that would be incredible
@paristexas90314 күн бұрын
Blowup Is guaranteed but i'm Petty sure he folds in this spot
@timcarter8173 күн бұрын
@@paristexas9031he 1M % calls it off and I have seen him do it many times.
@benjaminsmythe896710 жыл бұрын
I love watching Schwartz fail. Stop breathing through your mouth!!!
@puppetsock10 жыл бұрын
If he stopped breathing through his mouth he'd suffocate.
@benjaminsmythe896710 жыл бұрын
Well...that's a bonus then...
@ZoeTheCat9 жыл бұрын
It's like watching a Grouper Fish - not pretty and very annoying
@matthewpower13249 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about? This was a brilliant read by Schwartz, he played this hand really well.
@TheSamuelReal9 жыл бұрын
Matthew Power river bet is definitely suspect.
@david5point03 жыл бұрын
Legend has it that’s it’s still too sick.
@Scary70649 жыл бұрын
Hot dam, Phil Laak is such a chill guy.
@ArmyJames5 жыл бұрын
I would have gone full Tony G on him, told Schwartz to get on his tandem bike, and GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
@Videosakko Жыл бұрын
and he is very good at poker, he just wants everyone to think he is not lmao that is so great
@Nooop65510 ай бұрын
@@Videosakkohe’s not that good lmao. Big fish. I would love to have him at my game and completely destroy his will to ever play poker again.
@Krezo2006 жыл бұрын
I love the insta all in by laak 😂😂👍🏻
@Sopranos443 жыл бұрын
That tells you right there he's not bluffing.
@cervgiovanni2 жыл бұрын
Years ago, this was the first poker video I saw. Now, I see a lot more history, context, and best of all, my current favorite poker player is Laak.
@aheroictaxidriver318010 ай бұрын
What does Lodden think is the %: Of the people who have a favorite poker player, the % with Laak as their favorite?
@RossCourtright10 жыл бұрын
Hellmuth is a GREAT commentator, where can I just watch this whole tourney or others he's commentated on?
@rogloglo9 жыл бұрын
Ross Courtright no hes awful and there is absolutely nothing in schwartz that reminds of him. schwartz plays good poker.
@KailuaDoug5 жыл бұрын
Agree. "He flopped him dead" was classic.
@_Chris_D_30044 жыл бұрын
@@rogloglo you don't know much about the game do.you? Hellmuth hate bandwagoner
@rogloglo4 жыл бұрын
@@_Chris_D_3004 yeah I've been grinding everyday for 10 years but I guess you know more from watching TV.
@rogloglo4 жыл бұрын
@@mgecko2959 tldr
@sspitcher151312 жыл бұрын
I've always thought Hellmuth was a great commentator...I've seen him on a couple other shows too and he is entertaining and insightful in the booth
@rafonzo12 жыл бұрын
Schwartz reaction to Laak's All-In made my day !!
@blakejech6846 Жыл бұрын
This is still one of my favorite clips of all time
@ephrem30004 жыл бұрын
I love watching Schwartz go down. That guy is a classless Helmuth.
@paulsantini9288 Жыл бұрын
I come back every year when im depressed just to see swartz lose his shit over this hand absolute golden check from phil
@stockvaluedotcom Жыл бұрын
I never get tired of watching this.
@deathrager24045 жыл бұрын
great read by schwartz: ''you just flopped a full house against me , twice, so sick.'' great read man
@perkalov8 жыл бұрын
The best part of this is the self irony from Phil H The dude can be funny, when not playing ^_^
@qRtheOne11 жыл бұрын
"there is no way in a million years you are good enought to bluff here." moneyquote.
@silverain72611 жыл бұрын
"Wait a minute, there's a European Hellmuth?" - Phil Hellmuth LOL
@davem12125 жыл бұрын
I probably have watch this video on KZfaq 100 times since this this was televised.. never gets olds at his reaction to Phil’s all in. Lmaooooooo
@Sparty1966grad4 жыл бұрын
Schwartz looks like a grown up Dudley from Harry Potter.
@TheMichaelJoshua12 жыл бұрын
V-CHIP, or VPIP, stands for "voluntarily put in pot" and is basically your calls and raises pre-flop, and steal attempts is when you raise from the BUTTON, CUT OFF, or SMALL BLIND when action is folded to you. They are stats to help you understand how aggressive someone is, also giving you an idea of their hand range. Very useful stats IMO...
@Connection-Lost Жыл бұрын
Thank you. I'm from the distant future.
@hunterjacob212 жыл бұрын
"He could be Hellmuth, He could be you" lol that was funny
@huejazz_5 жыл бұрын
I come back every time to watch laak bury this man, every time
@vambo132574 жыл бұрын
I've watched this about 10 times, it is hilarious!
@spookyben11 жыл бұрын
"$200 to show me now" "You owe me 400"
@MrOKCThunderfan4 жыл бұрын
My guess is that's the second time he offered 200 to see his hand.
@michelcharbonnier76039 жыл бұрын
I love how Schwarz handled the situation. He knew in the very split second that Phil shoved what he had, and he was totally ok there tilting.
@mgecko29594 жыл бұрын
In fairness I seriously dislike Luke at some moments and really love him in others. I like the fact that he is not only slagging Phil off, his bad luck but also himself for making donk size bet on the river
@thomasgrabowski22024 жыл бұрын
@@mgecko2959 I have mixed feelings about him myself x'D
@timcarter81710 ай бұрын
@@mgecko2959So many comments on here hating on Luke and he honestly was pretty great to diagnose what was going on. I’m really not sure why so many ppl hate him on here but I have a distinct feeling that a lot of it is bc he is not from the U.S. Which tells you all you need to know how pretentious and shitty our country is
@Alex-yv4vr6 ай бұрын
@@timcarter817as a Brit - I don’t like him. Also he’s rude to the dealer… so immediately goes into the dislike category.
@fryguyshvifty55 жыл бұрын
In every poker clip, you can expect to hear "so sick"
@stefanhammel192Ай бұрын
This comment is so sick! Your right!
@Tuxcz2 жыл бұрын
This video is so satisfying to watch after playing poker for quite some time.
@freddii8911 жыл бұрын
Love hearing Hellmuth say 'He knows he's beat here, he just has to make the tough laydown and thats all there is to it'. He should cut that sound clip out of this video, buy a pair of Dr. Dre Beatz and blast that on a loop every time he plays poker from now on.
@DashCat910 жыл бұрын
"Wait a minute, dude. There's a european Hellmuth?" Hahaha.
@TheGrandmasterMan6 ай бұрын
Laak shuts up.....biggest tell ever
@diabl2master8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for not giving any spoilers in the title :)
@iluvimports11 жыл бұрын
"You owe me 400" hahahahahhaha
@bryangomez23355 жыл бұрын
“You owe me 400” lmaoo
@ricksky311110 жыл бұрын
The best play Phil Laak ever made is whatever he did to get Jennifer Tilly to play with his uni bomber! CC!
@ashchaya76762 жыл бұрын
I do love it when Hellmuth is commentating.
@steve779889ify12 жыл бұрын
Schwartz; "It's not like i have Aces or anything, even though i do" haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@ozzyozz44943 жыл бұрын
he has the hand that isnt aces, so ostensibly...he has aces. obviously he doesnt have kings. so its either aa,qq, or zilch. he basically has aces here.
@mikecantreed2 жыл бұрын
Queens are the same as aces
@BPoweredLove2 жыл бұрын
@@mikecantreed Newbie here. So the way Schwartz is using the term "aces" means not only literally aces AA, but also KK and QQ? And JJ would not be called "aces", right? Is this a British thing because I haven't heard "Aces" used to mean anything other than AA.
@BPoweredLove2 жыл бұрын
@Howard Roark Then "like" my comment so that it gets pushed up and seen when people view this video!! Just kidding. I don't care. I mean, I'd like top know the answer but... I guess I have bigger issues to address in trying to learn this complicated game.
@BPoweredLove2 жыл бұрын
@Howard Roark lol!
@HellmuthOnTilt412 жыл бұрын
haha this is probley my favourite tv tourni of all time so many sick hands, great bluffs and unbeliveable laydowns and luke schwartz was usually right in the thick of them.
@roysnider34563 жыл бұрын
I like Phil as an announcer because you get things like “he flopped queens dead” to funny.
@angelmarinos39107 ай бұрын
Really impressed with Shwartz. Very vibrant and in sync
@Parraka3 жыл бұрын
Laak: quick call, you know what that means 😎 Schwartz: 👁️👄👁️ Schwartz: $140,000 Laak: ALL IN Schwartz: 👁️👄👁️ Schwartz after the tourney: 👁️👄👁️
@perkalov11 жыл бұрын
Gota love Phil H's sense of humor... "He does remind me a bit of my self" "wait a minute, theres a european Helmuth?" Its absolutly like watching Phil Helmuth having one of his tantrums :D
@carlosmarrero61556 жыл бұрын
I could watch this all day.
@taustin2665 жыл бұрын
Haven’t watched more than the intro yet but lemme guess... “sooo sickkk”
@fefe22229 жыл бұрын
5:30 haha and i love the commentator loool
@tomy58684 жыл бұрын
seen this several times...love watching "baby fat" Schwartz get beat like this thinking there is no way anyone can possibly EVER beat him.
@Earthquaker20Ай бұрын
This will always be the funniest hand of poker ever. Hello future me!
@Robinmoo4 жыл бұрын
I like looking at comments that are like years apart, it’s like KZfaq recommends this video every year
@spencerstewart21722 жыл бұрын
I love watching this hand. This was so ridiculous. The Unabomber flops Queens dead with K 7 unsuited. Just insane
@michealchuckle700310 ай бұрын
What I was just thinking, I think this is the best moment in history
@claydouglas25267 ай бұрын
Couldn’t he have gotten runner queens? Or was one folded
@Tateygb6 ай бұрын
@@claydouglas2526it’s in essence dead but not actually
@SuPeRCIViC6194 жыл бұрын
I love Phil Laak! Luke Schwartz is funny AF. "When I fold, how much to show?" "There's no way in a million years you're good enough to bluff this."
@TJDuffy-ip3ue Жыл бұрын
People who chew gum were never properly weaned as a child. I played against a player just like this in Vegas recently. I shoved, he called. He had a set of kings, I had ace-queen, turn is a jack, and on the river, I hit a 10 hitting the gut-shot Broadway. I thought he was going to implode. In another hand, same situation as this; I was the short stack and flopped a full boat 3s/ks to his set. He's probably still having nightmares about the losses. But, to see him whine and lose was precious. "HE KEEPS HITTING THE FLOPS!! I've never seen such luck!" (implying I was cheating). I replied, "Dude, come on. I got no long sleeves. And nobody would hold a king/three." He just couldn't handle it.
@JungleCrook2 жыл бұрын
i love how he snap raises the $200 offer to show at the end hahaha and Schwartz gets back up and storms off
@DronesInJail8 жыл бұрын
I hate when people throw their chips out like Luke in live tournaments GRINDS MY GEARS ARGHHHH
@GEOSandro7 жыл бұрын
I flooped full house once with 3 queens and 2 jacks. I made it so obvious that everyone folded and I was like fuckkkkk!!!!!!
@truestylecbr Жыл бұрын
5:58 flops a house flops a set flops a house
@quiksix254 жыл бұрын
I've played enough poker to know there is one important rule that trumps all others- ask yourself "what is he calling with?" With that board I have a hard time thinking what worse hands than queens are calling? Another pocket pair I guess is it really
@bradleyvantassal83284 жыл бұрын
Man, I really enjoy watching him lose.
@chk_g4 жыл бұрын
Anyone: a Luke: so sick
@575forza4 жыл бұрын
5:06 Id definitely go all in with that pair.
@JoseLopez-lh7jz4 жыл бұрын
If only I knew anything about poker I’d understand what happened.
@DavidWilson-mi3uk2 жыл бұрын
K7 offsuit is about 30% odds of beating QQ if you put the money in preflop. Schwarz is mad because calling any raises with K7 offsuit preflop is bad play, Laak was lucky his odds were that good, against most other hands Schwartz could have there he would be miles behind (AK for example crushes K7). Schwartz then made his bad luck even worse by betting too big on the river, you decide whether to call or not mostly based on pot odds (amount you have to pay vs amount you will win, and how often you will win in that spot to make the call worthwhile). Because Schwartz bet too big he was getting extremely good odds to call, but he knows Laak knows that, so he also knows Laak wouldn't have made the bet unless he was certain he had him beat and has to fold even though he's getting a good price to call. The rant is mostly because Laak is playing badly but because he's hitting his cards he still wins anyway 😬.
@becooleatpie10 жыл бұрын
the chips look ugly
@sleddarcheddar6 ай бұрын
Lol. Hellmuth is good at calling out play when he can see the hands. When he's in the hand it's a different story.
@pedobear80714 жыл бұрын
Hellmuth: "*tear, thats my boy"
@kirtash748 жыл бұрын
I had trips
@wesk26754 жыл бұрын
Sick
@timbuckthe2nd6424 жыл бұрын
hellmuth is one of the best tourny players. his problem is his ego, if he didnt have his egotistical mentality he would be as loveable as he is here doing commentary.
@derekharp28055 жыл бұрын
He called a raise with a K 7 honey.
@izpauli7 жыл бұрын
That pigeon beasts everything.
@travisaaron28414 жыл бұрын
You owe me 400.... Bahahaha
@MyNameIsB0aty12 жыл бұрын
Might be derping but surely if the turn + river were both queens Schwartz would have won? yet it says 100% : 0% after the flop
@freepizza76056 жыл бұрын
MyNameIsB0aty can't quads don't win agains full house
@OatmealGaming3 жыл бұрын
Timoshenko folded a queen so it would be impossible
@tommyvercetti25662 жыл бұрын
@@freepizza7605 But 2 pair beats a full house, or 5 of a kind.
@kooper16833 жыл бұрын
Luke Schwartz, the only guy to make Justin Schwartz look wholesome.
@jaksdt5 ай бұрын
I don't think a single person would give Luke the Heimlich if he choked on the chewing gum.
@DashCat99 жыл бұрын
I think my favorite part is that he goes off on a rant and lies about what he was holding. Any King had him beat (even if he *did* have pocket aces) he gets outplayed, and makes the correct fold on the river. Boo friggin' hoo.
@culeDH9 жыл бұрын
DashCat9 How did he get outplayed?
@derplayer13123129 жыл бұрын
DashCat9 He did NOT get outplayed in the hand at all. In fact Laak played it pretty badly, couldve gone alot more out of the hand
@chadlikens63049 жыл бұрын
Panox1991 I dunno I think that was the max laak would get
@Jeff-lc3rv5 жыл бұрын
Any kind of raise at all from Laak on the River has him folding his queens.
@totalhysteria5 жыл бұрын
Haha, how did he get outplayed? In the end Luke is the one who made a great fold with a strong hand.
@ElRevelator11 жыл бұрын
I love how Phil Laak says all in before the last chip drops. Phil is the king of mind effing!
@donwan78174 жыл бұрын
Hellmuth: he does remind me of myself a little bit -Laak shows his cards- Schwartz gets up steaming: HE CALLED A RAISE WITH KING 7 OFF
@2ndintelligentWorld8 жыл бұрын
"it's not like I have aces or anything even though I do." lmao.
@terrylund16528 жыл бұрын
Hellmuth says Laak flopped him dead. What about running Queens? to give him quads over Kings Full. Roctober 9 2K15
@terrylund16528 жыл бұрын
+Elpapa Delarubia so there's a chance he could get running queens. I agree very very unlikely but still a chance.
@terrylund16528 жыл бұрын
+Elpapa Delarubia Timoshenko folded Q♧9♡ so yes Hellmuth was correct on Laak having him drawing dead. I need to see everything before making my comment.
@TWOTHREEOFCLUBS8 жыл бұрын
+Michal Kaczmarek Timoshenko folded Q♧9♡
@SneakyNinjatv10 жыл бұрын
Schwartz is actually playing quite good.
@adoumiehgym8 жыл бұрын
MUY BUENOS LOS 2 JUGADORES!!
@justsomeguy64742 жыл бұрын
If there are 2 Phils we need the Highlander.
@tictacufo33269 жыл бұрын
LMAO I love Schwartz, just so fucking funny and plays awesome.
@poppe1919 жыл бұрын
European Hellmuth!
@stevelibby68526 ай бұрын
This is one of my favorite hands of all time on a couple of levels.