Didn't cancel him very well did they?

He got nailed up for what, blasphemy? Nope! He committed “atheism.” But you’re right, it wasn’t all that big a deal. In fact his “penalty” wasn’t much different than what you could expect for shoplifting.

@@Grunchy005 Preaching a different form of religion from the approved version isn't atheism, it's heresy.

@@Grunchy005 I keep reading your statement of shoplifting as Shapeshifting, how do you feel about that?

@@realhorrorshow8547 Yes definitely here say--nobody can truly tell or know, ya know?

That line hit even the blonde tooooo hard 🤣☠️

Her "They do." as an instant response is sad.

Mr Jesus Christ?

Jesus is real,, Philomena

not what I tend to say... but it's a pretty good line anyway

Jesus Christ that line waw funny!

That's like my favorite joke anyone has ever written, so brilliant

...and even after ~2000 years, people still mock Him. That's why He said to His followers and the Apostles: John 15:18 - _"If the world hates you, you know that it hated Me before it hated you."_ - Jesus ...and yet Jesus took on all your sins, to pay the price each sin, for you, so that you wouldn't have to...because you simply cannot, and so He willingly sacrificed Himself by being crucified, for you. His love for you personally, and the rest of mankind is deeper than we can ever know. John 15:13 - _"Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one's life for his friends"_ - Jesus 1 Corinthians 1:18 - _For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God._ If you want to ignore, reject, or, even ridicule, what Jesus did for you, then that's on you. Galatians 6:7 - _"Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap."_ Nobody knows when their time is up - tomorrow is not promised to you. Ecclesiastes 9:12 - ..._no one knows when their hour will come; as fish are caught in a cruel net, or birds are taken in a snare, so people are trapped by evil times that fall unexpectedly upon them._ John 12:35-36 - _"...Walk while you have the light, lest darkness overtake you; he who walks in darkness does not know where he is going. While you have the light, believe in the light, that you may become sons of light"_ - Jesus John 8:12 - Then Jesus spoke to them again, saying, _“I am the light of the world. He who follows Me shall not walk in darkness, but have the light of life.”_ John 8:31 - _“...If you abide in My word, you are My disciples indeed. And you shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.”_ - Jesus John 3:16-17 - _"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved."_ - Jesus

You can also say what Maria did, "holly fck".

It was Charlie Brooker who created the character.

@@Argeaux2iirc I saw them both in an interview and he’d imagined the character with a posh accent, but Morgan did her lines in both a posh accent and her own. And apparently they thought her regular accent was funnier, and went with it. Edit: Here’s the interview- kzfaq.info/get/bejne/q8BdaMiAqZubg6c.htmlsi=MMPkN9YhkYAWAFrI

@@Argeaux2 they should share the credit equally. Brooker created the concept but Diane Morgan brought Cunk to life. Can you imagine anyone else as Cunk?

Brilliant creative collaboration then? 😊​@davespanksalot8413

They noth created Cunk.

And I would have believed it too. If it wasn't for those pesky kids.

Agreed

If I've learned anything from Scooby-Doo, it's that the real monsters are middle aged white men in masks.

Can't you see how all the clues are fitting together, Shaggy?

It would explain a lot, that's for sure.

That's from a risqué Xmas song.

That`s recycling. Heard that one when I was 10. In 1968.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts," (2 Peter 3:3) The Scriptures being fulfilled before our eyes.

@@MiguelQuienComoEl Amen 🙏

@@MiguelQuienComoEl Like an crack addict.

Hmm! I didn't know crack addicts gave birth on the floor in cow dung? 😂🤣

“Caught bro in 4K”? Um… huh??🤷‍♂️💩🤡🤦‍♂️

In the bible the words "to know him/her" has a very different meaning to what it means today.

"Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts," (2 Peter 3:3) The Scriptures being fulfilled before our eyes.

@@MiguelQuienComoEl That Jesus was walking in his own lust is understandable as he may have been desperate for female 'companions' as most of the text alleges he was with 12 cyclists.

@@VaughanMcCue Galatians 6:7 - _"Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap."_

Hammuh

Yep - saying those two words as cuss words, means you are playing right into Satan's hands! Why those two words? Does anyone ever stop to think why? Why not, use "Muhammed" as a cuss word, or the name of your mother? When what Jesus did for you was to pay the price for your sins... John 15:13 - _"Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one's life for his friends"_ - Jesus ...and you repay His deepest act of love for you, by using His name as cuss-words.... Galatians 6:7 - _"Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap."_

@@martinscrapp7166 There ain't no Satan and no Jesus either unless you create one and keep it going. I figured that out in 7th grade. Now be a good little boy and run along.

@@martinscrapp7166 How does one "pay the price for one's sins "? What does that word salad even mean ? If you have been "forgiven" then why do you keep begging for forgiveness ? Also there are no commandments against rape or slavery or domestic violence or drug abuse or alcohol abuse or cannibalism or arson or child abuse or counterfeiting or even fixing horse races. Oh you and I might think they are wrong but your god didn't think enough about them to make a commandment forbidding them. Graven images yes but slavery no. Time to start a new religion, eh ?

@@martinscrapp7166 calm down there officer killjoy

Honestly I was choking on my tea at that part. 😂

You can laugh all you want but I still need an answer.

@@blueabattoir The answer is science and reason. 😇

​​@@AwibrahorIs it ? It's interesting how science explains nature , yet somehow everything came to be , as scientist say , from nothing . How did nothing just evolve so creatively into something ? Was there a different something prior to the universe forming that was not organic or physical , yet existed anyway ... An intelligent universe could only have created all that exists - if there was no form of intelligence building the universe , how did everything just randomly come together to establish complex life forms ? Have a think about it . There is a lot more going on that simply can never be explained by mere humans - we've only just arrived ( in universe time )and yet people mock and ridicule those who came before who witnessed events that seem today by some to be just made up fairy tales .

⁠​⁠​⁠@@shaneb315So it’s easier to believe what people who lived in the Bronze Age (who didn’t know anything outside of their surroundings) than scientists who over the past thousands of years have done actual research on the topic? Did it “randomly come together “ or was it all an evolutionary process that created the universe? Was it a man in the sky with a long beard and a white robe? I’m going to have to trust the scientists who believe in the big bang theory of the creation of the universe rather than people who have a financial stake in “creationism” (religious organizations). Religious belief in the creation of the universe is simplistic because it was written by people from a simpler time.

Just like mega-church charlatans

You have to wonder how many takes it took, lol

@@Not_that_Brian_Jones I understand that the experts did, in fact, crack up on occasion. Apparently, they just cut those bits out. 😂

@@heatherstubbs6646 🤣

It's called acting, I believe. 😂

A favourite of mine, too!

Surely Mary and Joseph were in on it together. They had to make up the story to excuse their premarital test run.

Or Mary's father was powerful in the society that Joseph feared for his life if he didn't go with this story.

Mary: "I hardly felt a thing" Joseph: "Oh, a little guy!" - Family Guy

@@mis4nthr0p3 🤣😁🤣 Brilliant! Family Guy is so rude, but very funny - love it

I didn't know her mate Paul was in a car crash. That's really too bad. I don't think Jesus is real then.

Need to explain to Paul that's a steering wheel not a halo

yeah hes gonna die and go to... hang on a second

@josemaria8177 •I made a vicar cry 😭 once in hospital really unwell,I said “Where was the guy when I needed him ,why Is there war why do kids get Cancer “He opted out told me he did not have the answers left the Hospital crying..Hopefully he went back re read the Bible and figured it out ..I have Epilepsy/27 Fractures and a brain injury be 10 years next year my Mum and Dad always taught me to respect other religions all of them but I was seriously unwell -He asked me if I had any questions I was stuck in a bed with a broken back and pelvis I sure did not want anyone sit there and pray for me or offer to cure me I had a spiritual guy say he would cure all my problems that I knew pray for me daily so in order to stop him harassing other people I wrote the longest list I could find -He should still be working on this list alas he decided due to his Religion he was cured of his Epilepsy could ditch the meds 😵‍💫…Then 3 Days later had a huge seizure he is ok or was but I sincerely hope he doesn’t decide or get persuaded that he can be cured by the power of prayer no offence to anyone but this woman is a legend !Long Live Mandy !Drs Nurses HCA they saved my life not Jesus Christ I did say that quite a bit plus after my brain injury far worse think of standing on a plug 🔌 never swore before I could only say one word ?My First word was “F--/“Apparently it’s common,other people had the same experience..

No. He made the tree too. He was thinking he was dying to save sinners, even ones that would mock Him later! And think it's a joke

Boohoo

@@WorthyistheLambRev1 We all mock until it's weeping and gnashing of teeth. No one's laughing then.

They are in on it, but they don't know what she's going to say or ask so it still gets a lot of them.

@@CDale-tc3xz I assumed so, but still you know they get these type of questions when being interviewed. Maybe not non-stop, but I do admire how they keep their composure when faced with arrogant ignorance.

@@Chris-ut6eq Oh yeah, they know what is going on but no idea what she's going to ask or say so get caught out lol. Some of the looks she gets are hysterical

I'm sure they just put it down to the "cellphone culture".

I'm not a native English speak, but her stage name sound like a innuendo pun, Fill'in my ...

Could you give up the superstitious stuff? You will feel better for it and save two mornings each year by staying in bed longer.

Ahh, blasphemy, the original words-can-hurt-me snowflake riposte. You don't need to publicly declare your favourite sub-category of supernatural nonsense to find it funny btw 🤦🏻😂

@@jools77 According to the gospel of Saint Flatulence The Windy, the good book says. Here's to a pie in the eye and forsooth my tooth.

@@VaughanMcCue you guys are the worst

@@tehMilkboy Krakowurst

🤣😂

He's like Mrs. Columbo. Nobody seen either but they're relevant to any topic.

Honestly

All the rooms were full, on account of it being Christmas and all

Very true, I hadn't made that connection before but yes, straight talking no fluff no smiles just playing it straight, a modern female D Ali G!

I am a Cohen fan, but *much* more wit!

One possibility....or we could also besmirch his mom.....

It’s more believable

As an atheist, all accounts of that stuff are weird.

Look down the lens and say that!

@@imcallingjapan2178 Isn't it though! This treats the myth with appropriate humour.

Try Eddie Izzard's version of the Bible and the Inquisition. Also wierd and funny!

Freaking GENIUS!!!!

The first time I heard "especially since she'd never had anything in or out of her down-below before," I had to pause for two solid minutes until I could breathe again.

oh man, i lol'd at the first line there. xD

I replayed those lines and laughed each time.

I'm a died-again Christian, and I resent that! (We're all double-zombies, having been killed, risen from the dead and then killed and risen again).

You're delusional

We're in Satan loosed again to deceive! Revelation 20. No excuse for mocking Christ! None! FYI. Earth isn't a spinning ball. And Jesus already returned when he said, THAT generation! For the destruction of Jerusalem. There's melted mountains. Six historians Josephus, Eusibius, Tacticus etc recorded seeing the armies of heaven coming with the clouds in 66 AD. Nero was the beast. He returned exactly 40 yrs! This isn't even the true Israel! They hid the Millennial Reign of Christ as the Dark Ages! You lack any common sense if you think it was possible for peasants with donkeys and no electricity or power tools or trains, to build those amazing Castles on cliffs, and Cathedrals, all over the world! The steeples were for free energy. Satan was bound a thousand years. They added 700 yrs of fake history! Fact. Satan was loosed again to deceive Independence Day, 1776. They began tearing down all the kingdom buildings in the World's Fairs, ridiculous narrative! After painting and defacing them. No way did horse and buggy people build those million dollar buildings in two years! Just to dynamite them six months later! Even non Christians are questioning who built the Old World architecture, and why did they destroy it? Then all the Great Fires in the 1800 s in every major city! Hundreds! The narratives for the massive buildings and mansions are absurd! For a Castle they had to quarry huge rocks, carry them up steep cliffs, cut them precisely, import the marble, the math for all the arches alone were a Carpenter's nightmare! Then carve all the pillars and staircases. Then smelt the gold. An industry by itself! Then paint the ceilings on their backs! It was the reign of the Saints and Jesus! Not dark. They flip everything. There was a mudflood. We can see mudflood windows. Satan was loosed again to deceive in 1776, Independence Day. The Statue of Liberty is Lucifer unchained. Look at his feet! They know Jesus already returned. Everything is a lie! Including NASA and the globe. Look up all the first "Ladies" and women in history! Like Barbara Bush, Golda Meir, and the first woman astronomer. Martha Washington. Susan Be Anthony. Satan is gathering an army to make war against the camp of the Saints, Mount Zion is in the North. The City of the Great King. Northern Lights are the rainbow around God's throne like unto an emerald. Jasper. And Sardonic stone. The North Pole, hyper Borea, is the center of Flat Earth. There's a mountain there on old maps. They put people who remembered the Millennial Reign of Christ, that were left behind, into enormous Buildings and Castles repurposed as mental asylums! They brainwashed them. And there were hundreds of orphan trains! Ppl are asking what could melt bricks? Armageddon. You can see melted mountains! Jesus didn't lie. Secret Societies run the world. Maps are all wrong! They will make war against the camp of the Saints. And God rains fire down on them. Then it's the Great White Throne Judgment. Satan goes to the lake of fire. And that's the end of him! Where you go is up to you. It's the New heaven and Earth, and Jesus comes down with the New Jerusalem. We're in the short season of Satan loosed again to deceive. Rev 20. You can see the proof! The old world was a lot more beautiful and advanced and there was a reset. They are lying to you about everything! Hope you see the Light! Mock all you want. It's the truth.

Jason Jack, Sons of Light, JT follows JC, Understanding Conspiracy, even My Lunch Break, non Christian. The Millennial Reign of Christ already happened!

no, was about jesus, not dams. what were you watching? 🤣

Blinders are used to avoid the fact they all share a family history, the shortcomings of circumcision & Moses being the world's worst navigator because he traveled with one foot in fantasyland.

The dude who played Spider Man

Arrogance. They will be humbled.

It's spelled "Hooly Bauble and the Goldfish" and they're a local act

The Wholly Babble. Very good. Thumbs up.