If you miss technoblade just read this. Techno Reborn Once upon a timeTechno, in a realm teeming with fantastical creatures, mythical beings, and powerful gods, and also we have Technoblade, a legendary warrior, found himself reincarnated in a new world. This world was unlike anything he had ever encountered before, filled with magic, wonder, and countless challenges waiting to be conquered. As Technoblade navigated this unfamiliar realm, he quickly realized that his skills and abilities from his previous life had carried over. With his unmatched combat prowess and strategic mind, he fearlessly faced the various trials and tribulations that came his way. From battling fearsome dragons to outwitting cunning sorcerers, Technoblade's journey was filled with epic encounters and thrilling adventures. Along the way, he encountered gods and goddesses who were intrigued by his audacity and sense of humor. His jokes and witty remarks brought laughter to those around him, even in the face of danger. As Technoblade's reputation grew, so did his influence. He gained the attention of the divine beings who ruled over the heavens. Curious about this mortal who dared to challenge their authority, the gods and goddesses decided to test Technoblade's mettle. One by one, Technoblade faced the gods and goddesses themselves in battles of strength, wit, and skill. With each victory, he earned their respect and admiration. However, despite his triumphs, Technoblade remained true to his nature. He was a warrior who valued his freedom and despised the constraints of power and responsibility. After conquering the heavens and claiming the divine throne, Technoblade surprised everyone by relinquishing his newfound authority. He declared that ruling over the heavens was simply too much work and that he preferred a more laid-back lifestyle. Instead of continuing his reign, Technoblade decided to pursue his true passion: potato farming. He traded in his sword for a shovel and dedicated himself to cultivating vast fields of potatoes. The gods and goddesses watched in bewilderment as Technoblade, the once mighty conqueror, now spent his days tending to his potato crops. They couldn't help but question his choices, wondering what the hell he was doing. But Technoblade remained unfazed, finding joy and contentment in the simplicity of his new life. His potato harvests became legendary, and he shared his bountiful crops with both mortals and immortals alike. Technoblade's decision to give up the divine throne and embrace a life of potato farming became a source of inspiration and amusement for the gods and goddesses. They began to question their own priorities and the weight of their responsibilities. Perhaps, they thought, there was more to life than power and control. And so, Technoblade's legacy as the lazy conqueror who chose potatoes over ruling the heavens became a tale that echoed throughout the realms. It served as a reminder that sometimes, the greatest fulfillment can be found in the simplest of pursuits. And as the gods and goddesses pondered the meaning of it all, they couldn't help but smile at the absurdity and wisdom of Technoblade's choice.

Same 😢

Didn't we all..no?

Yep

Rest in power, King… 🕊💐 *”Technoblade never dies”* 👑🐷⚔️

Blood for the blood god

he corrected it nvm lmao

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