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Looool

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Lol yet my professor says : well I guess I'm very clear if there is no questions.

Wait so you saying there are classes where someone understood enough to question something. That's heresy.

*walks into the first ever lessons* "we're behind schedule and we will not review any old material"

@@clanskrub665 (visible concern)

I fail without review

YES and they say this literally in the first ever day of classes 🤦‍♀️

No these are math professors , don’t mix it up haha

legendary

Ooohhh,amazing

amazing

Lol

Relatable. I used to ask my physics teacher random ass questions at 3am, and he would answer back in like 10 minutes. Then again, my chemistry teacher was also like that. Like do y'all ever sleep? Are you okay??

It could also be something that is conceptually similar to another explanation, or that is trivial but takes too much time to be worth an explanation.

It might be some conceptually trivial stuff but takes a lot of technical computation to demonstrate

I just did this in a data science course. The presenter deliberately set it has hard as possible for the participants (all with PhD or PhD students) who had just learnt to do the basics. No-one finished it and 2nd half the day's presentation had to be abandoned.

@@IndigoIndustrial Lol 😆 Why are there demonstrations in a Data Science course?

Facts😭😂

Ahhh too real

Or if the professor is really extra they’ll wait 2.4x10^-7 seconds😂

He’s really an efficient teacher algo, then probably in O(n)

Any questions? Perhaps from the people who are shy? No? No questions from the shy people? Alright. I guess everyone understands everything perfectly well.

@@nocent9071 more like 240 nano seconds

A vampire he must be

I'm laughing SO Hard😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

SIR sIr

Hello! Sorry I just wanted to ask if Astro is astronomy or astrophysics?? I plan on my major being astrophysics but I haven’t taken classes on it yet, so I was wondering if there’s any tips you might have? I know we’re strangers and it might take up your time so if you don’t want to, that’s okay :)

Mercy Sensei hi! Happy to be of help; It’s an astronomy class but we do talk astrophysics a lot. It is, quite honestly, one of the most beautiful things you’ll ever learn. I wanna preface by saying I had *so much fun*. When I started, I had no idea that within 2 months I’d study the birth of stars, and I genuinely cried when we had to study how they die - not because I didn’t get it, but because I *did*. It had the audacity to make sense. For the first time in my life, I understood exactly how we are all made of stardust, and I had cried because it was absolutely gorgeous. You’ll come across a lot of things you’ve already heard of - black holes, dark matter, quasars, E=MC^2 - but if you’re anything like me, you didn’t really think that you’d truly understand it one day. When you start on Astro, you will. You’ll also notice that if you rank majors by how much they really matter, really make an impact on society and people around you, Astro is not really high on that list (of course, it’s one of the few things that do matter in the grand scheme of things, but let’s consider it at college level first, not the scale of the universe). Don’t be disillusioned if you do suddenly find out the impracticality of Astro, because it was never supposed to be a practical matter. Astro is the human understanding of its own insignificance, desperately grasping at even a vague idea of what the cosmos truly is - we may never find out, and even if we do we would barely utilize it, but such is the nature of human curiosity that it demands we dedicate our lifetimes simply to find out how things work in this strange but beautiful little world we live in. People who study Astro are seized by this passion for simply the beauty of the universe. You’ll do best if you lean into this cosmic curiosity - appreciate those pictures of nebulae, feel your heart melt and your eyes soften and that little breath that pushes out of your lungs when you see the remnants of a supernova. It seems as though everyday we are about to tip over the edge of our own oblivion to knowledge in terms of Astro, but at least we know that we are amongst something as beautiful as the stars, and the galaxies. If you were looking for more practical advice, here’s some: all your Astro professors will also be aware of this cosmic beauty, which makes them passionate and very eccentric. They are interesting to talk to, great resources, and great friends if you get close. They’ll always need help on research projects and you can capitalize on that. If you’re worried about the material itself, I would recommend Prof. Walter Lewin - most of his lectures are here on KZfaq. They aren’t strictly astrophysics but they do get you into the same mindset and the level of understanding required. He’s also a very inspiring lecturer (canceled now, but still amazing). Your classes will seem challenging at first, but you’ll do fine once you understand the basic principles. It’s better to reason out the answer than to simply memorize facts. Lastly, quantum mechanics are just impossible. Even people who study quantum mechanics don’t understand quantum mechanics. Just memorize that shit and move on; don’t think too much about them. Good luck, mate. Feel free to ask questions, I know this was really long.

Shame on you

Just remember if its “simple” it will be complicated for most of your class 😌😌😌

Shame in you don't do that again 😕

My teachers used to do that in engineering and I absolutely hated it. It's simple for you because you are the teacher

smh

uh oh

You mean latin

@@AquosFrost Fun fact: english isn't the only language

@@AquosFrost the English alphabet is made up of Latin characters

@@AquosFrost IT'S NOT CALLED THE ENGLISH ALPHABET

My math professor last semester: "I did the exam left handed, then multiplied the time it took me by five, so you should be able to finish in an hour." I luckily finished, but most people didn't even, and there was one problem that was unsolveable as written, so he gave everyone an extra ten points as compensation. There's no way he did the exam beforehand, let alone left-handed.

Sweating blood all of the sudden

My law prof once said that her doctoral student was able to do the exam in one hour. We got 2 hours 🤷‍♂️

@@jamieg2427 plot twist: he's left-handed

@@mnot1132 What is this magic you speak of? At my uni, it is common for a prof to have a 80% fail rate on a class that's mandatory for your major and it's only offered once a year....

They say that, then you start reading the test and you know youre gonna fail 😂💔

With the "I made it more simple just for you guys"

Lmfaoooo true

This literally happened yesterday day-

That' s true for every collage professor haha

😭

As a Physics and Chemistry Professor in Engineering School, I feel so attacked xD

Andrew failed with a 45% in the class while everyone else got a B/A, Damn

Andrew is me

I'm trying my best

@@sopasty Lol GO ANDREW 😎

I’ve been Andrew before. Fun times

"Yeah it's easy! No worries! :D" *famous words said before disaster"

My software professor gave us the task to write Ebay, like yeah the auction site, in 2 weeks from scratch no pairs. He followed it up with "I wasn't able to finish this last semester so I'll be finishing it this semester alongside you all"

Easy if you study. *studies and loses the year*

"Don't worry, many students failed last year so I particularly made it easier for you guys"

VallenTM my teacher does

I always found myself being the annoying dickhead in the class who was confident enough to shout out a question but was never smart enough for the question to be anything more than a tangential curiosity.

Also, this is one I was never able to figure out for myself. When the prof asks a question, and keeps asking for an answer, are they *really* wanting someone to shoutout with an answer or is it just a dry-joke as part of their presentation?

@@phitsf5475 it depends on the subject. In physics, i'm pretty sure they're either checking how much we studied or checking how far we are able to understand the unit. If it's say philosophy, they want 50/50 protagonism i think. Like, they throw a question and we answer, and from that answer she keeps going. I like this one better.

Ahahah

''I guess everyone understood, then''

Yay👏👏that sounds nice

This is a fun story.

Brother that's a horrific story! Hope you went through it! where are you studying?

No unit = fail

basically since the grade school haha 😂

Lmao I'm only in middle school and that's a huge problem here

bruh 😂😂

wElL yOU sHoULd fUcKInG kNOw iF yOu'RE sO blOoDy sMaRT

Watch his grad vs undergrad video

O boi

Don’t forget that the same professor will be teaching Courses A and B in this case.

Ok...my teacher just told us something about that in class (chem). I'm scared now 😂

@@Rougarou99 - "I'm not sure why your earlier instructor didn't cover this!" lol

You are joking, but you are right. I had a math prof in math for physicists and we literally proofed 1+1=2 for like 15 solid minutes, at other times he just skipped a whole page of his script, saying it was trivial anyway.

oh gosh, I forgot that's not normal for other subjects until you mention it lol

@@Leonlion0305 It's normal for most subjects

@@cooltwittertag yeah totally, the avg for calculus exams in my college are like 50

Even in the UK where 70% is the highest grade, an average of 55 is considered quite low.

math be like semester 1 hw: introductory set theory semester 2: hw: solve the P vs NP problem

@@yonatanbeer3475 We have p=np where we can divide both sides by p to get p/p=n=1. Therefore, n=1 and p can be any number. However, if p is zero, n can be any number. p=np solved.

@@totallynot0something047 What an elegant proof, concise enough for the margin of any book. (;

What kind of class would have to teach how to do 1 + 1? Considering they’re at the same school that teaches the quantum physics of bread I guess I can’t be surprised

Next semester: solve the Navier Stokes equations

this is literally what happened with me last physics test ; (

Also says "you could've left it out on choice if you'd known the rest of the questions, Andrew!"

Half my lecturers have stated, after a direct question from a student, that certain sections or topics won't be asked in tests/exams (they're separate things where I'm from). Then 3/4 of the exam is made up of that stuff.

@@ANWRocketMan Where are you from?

Amen. And there's this variation: professor something like the quiz next week will only be about Taylor and Laurent series. Then next week, you see three questions on the test, only one of which is about Taylor and Laurent series. True story.

smartphones

Emil Brandwyne a lot of teachers hate when you use smartphones idk why

This is too painfully accurate

never have i ever followed a professors instructions on note taking. One dude i had told me to do something similar to this and called me out mid class to chastise me over it. The only thing i could reply with was " i didnt pay you to tell me how to take notes, only to teach me physics" yeah sounds kewl but i got thrown out >.

The only person here other than me that plays dota probably PogU

You should

I like your KZfaq username

Do u relate to the video? Can u confirm that this is how physics teachers are?, 🤔

@@MikemasterX10 my physics teacher in high school was not like this at all, but my professor at college has some simularities

Just a friendly reminder: most students are not einsteins, go easy on us. Seriously.

Same lol, i saw him start solving the particular solution of a second order ODE and i immediately had flashbacks to grad school

What physics books should I buy.. 🤔

Hahahha

Literally my math professor. We did Linear Algebra and Multivariable Calculus in one semester. It was an adventure. A horrifying one.

Why do I get the idea that you took chem for engineers at UTA

Rachel F wtf 😂

Our physics lessons in a nutshell

Oh, the flashbacks! Not the flashbacks!! D:

And then goes over it correcting plus and minus signs that you cannot correct easily on your paper and pen copy

@@MaartenvanHeek This.

This hurts me on a physical level.

The Pixel Addict that’s why they call it physics

Prof: writes a complex formula You: “How dare you insult my mother!”

@@magicmulder 😂😂😂 Yeeeessss😂😂😂

lmaoooooooo@@magicmulder

Teacher: this doesn't get more complicated than this Class: is it really that simple? Teacher: yeah, totally The test: lol no, get fucked

My Quantum Mechanics professor literally every day :)

And when my prof. goes "Greens function, you're all familiar, you did this in middle school"

That happens.....

Second semester math, insanely difficult proof of some geometric theorem, nobody got it right, everyone was waiting for the reference solution by the prof’s assistant. Solution papers came in, there were just two words: “Super trivial.”

hahahaha same 😂

SAME FUCK

Literally tho - my high school AP Physics 1 teacher quit NASA bc she wanted more time w/ her kid

Holy jumping shit balls, this is so accurate that it's actually scary...

@@deanblanton6804 Dude same, my high school AP Physics 1 teacher said she quit NASA because she couldn't handle the "weather" or some other bs. Like really, you quit working for NASA for such a poor excuse to get paid less than half as a highschool teacher. Get real.

Classic :D

That happened to me with binary to hexadecimal to decimal conversion. Till this day no professor nor TA ever taught us the exact formula and I graduated from computer engineering somehow. It all started from when our first prof said you'll be taught how to do it later on

@@dudess76 bruh it's your own fault at that point. Binary to hex is dead simple and you just had to Google it once

Sorry for not teachers are not cooperative/supportive

300 likes and not a single comment? Guess im first then ☺️

So true, I think this one is the one have heard the most

Facts

haha so true

15J2?

kid who never blinks: i am superior above all of you

No its usually the other way around. That was the first part :D

Hieroglyphics

I mean, that’s essentially what 1:05 is

It's quite simple really

That makes two of us xD

"So instead I decided to teach physics to college students"

"It's a lot more challenging to teach you lot 'simple' physics concepts."

“I solved the three body problem but you wouldn’t understand.”

And when you say you dont,He gives you a surprised look at you and say you even didnt know this. you wasted your time last year,who was your teacher back then.

@@sajidAli-sz4kn my god the mental pain that I got from seeing this comment

New prof blames your old prof

The first time in my life I'm not familiar with the course and it was awful to hear that sentence. Our prof. gave us homework and there was this one variable she didn't determine but supposed to, so we solved the problem(like every single one of us) from another equation she briefly talked about. And when we were giving the homework I asked about the question just in case, guess what she said "you were supposed to give L any value, I knew you guys would mix up the formulas, it's always the same every year. I was waiting for you guys come and ask about the question. Also we only learned one equation, why would you use the other one at all." Ugh, we freaking wrote pages and pages of information, not just a single formula, gosh I don't even wanna know what she is going to send us this week.

and everyone except you is already familiar with it

My physics teacher today, he put mg instead of P when talking about weight

MPT Wait a second. When I was in physics we used kg. Are we all learning a different subject?

@@bruhhmomentumm xDDDD no man that's mass (at least in Spain)

MPT lol I forgot weight is mass x gravity

@@bruhhmomentumm you're talking about massa. He was talking about weight. P = m*g

lul

"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."

@Mein Schwanz ist kaputt its a meme

@Mein Schwanz ist kaputt wtf your user name😂😂

@Mein Schwanz ist kaputt I think it's from a football game or something

yes thats the joke

History 100%

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*writes down the Theory of Everything*

@@Yoriyari 42

Honestly, every time they try to give examples for this I begin to hate my own course

doesn't make memorizing formulas and equations any more enjoyable. i have passion and curiosity for the subject, but not when under pressure from tests.

@@sgx9874 ye same goes for me

But don't you experience math daily

istg they said this and it sounded easy... I regret taking up Physics now-

I’m triggered

Dude my math professor would assign homework that our math textbook didn't even MENTION. How was I supposed to figure it out if my teacher AND my textbook didn't mention it??? Thank goodness for Slader.

Hahaha I remember hunting down the instructor version of a textbook once and many of the “solutions” literally just said something like “this is left as a simple exercise”

Or when your math prof goes “recall this theorem” about something the class hardly touched

I was going to say the same thing 😂😂

Possibly because they're so confused they don't know what to ask

yup

So accurate

Too hard, no idea what to even ask

my discrete math class

Abdalla Babikir 331

@@Username-or9nr they were four when I watched it

Abdalla Babikir I know just updating the count

Wrong...the dislikes come from people name Andrew

Because, it usually is. Unless you are theoretical/experimental physicist or some physics related field (physical chemistry, astrophysics), physics that other fields use (various engineering fields) is indeed simple. The hard part is out of reach for engineers currently, and will be for quite some time. The rest, mostly basics. The problem is that some physics teachers end up making it harder than it should be as they lack proper teaching skills - physicists are not really known for their social skills. And if we are talking about physics TEACHERS (primary and secondary/high school), then yeah, it's all bare bones basic stuff that is indeed very simple. You don't even use the full power of mathematics that you learn along side the physics at that same time.

In Mother Russia they use the term 'even a hedgehog understands this.'

It is. Anything below university level just looks at simple, clear cut and at most two dimensional cases with idealized environments. I had a good physics teacher in school who tried his best to get as much across as possible, but you can only get so far without multidimensional calculus.

Tokisaki Kurumi Good thing my college has a multidimensional calculus class!

Had a maths tutor like this last year, I ask a question "This is simple maybe you shouldn't be in my class" bruh I'm the only person getting an A in your class, the "this is simple" mentality pisses me off so much

Same experience here!

Usually things just cancel out

This is a documentary as far as I’m concerned.

@@thewhizkid3937 The first Homework: Nothing cancels out

@@joda7697 who told you that ? Mass usually just cancels out.

To me this seemed more like graduate student physics professors than undergrad.

Except that one front row kid who claims he didn't study for the test

My college was exactly like this but I had some old dude that had tenor for about 2 times my age and was retiring that semester. Lectures devolved into theory often and I made a 20 on the final and got an A. My lab was the opposite, it was so trivial that the cutoff for an A became a 99.8, I had a 99.5 and got a B-.

@@KamiKomplex504 I'm so confused an a is good you got a job

Yeah that's the point, it's graded on a curve

As a teacher myself: this totally means we either don't know how to do it or think it's too tedious and don't want to bother xD

the one at 1:35 is quite alright though, it is in the form of a second order homogenous linear differential equation and the way to solve it is indeed by substituting y=e^ax where a is some constant and then simplifying it into the characteristic equation which gives us the quadratic to solve

Dammit Andrew

@@chronyx685 that's the cheaty way... Should've taken the Laplace transform.

Idk whether the joke was he skipped over something difficult or that he said he wasn't gonna go over it but then went over it in its entirety anyway

Chronyx hmmm yes yes the bisector of the photosynthesis inverting the Linear characteristic of f=ma to the Higgs field of acutely measuring the homogeneous way of differentiating a quantum egg, so easy practically learned it in kindergarten

This same shit happened to me just today!

Hahaha D = AB but the actual formula is F = MA cause force equals mass times acceleration

Жизаааа

v vs u

@erni muja Laplace Transform tho

I just had flashbacks.....

@@saml8802 I had premonitions and I'm not even in college yet

@@saml8802 everyone is making me seriously paranoid. i just got accepted by university and i'm going to be doing Physical Science as a primary subject, but the more i like these types of norms, the more scared i am getting XD

@@marcelprinsloo7692 Really don't be scared! Personally, I found physics difficult but I'm sure you are more than prepared for anything they throw at you. Most profs take it slow, especially for first-years so while it is hard, as long as you attend lectures and stay on top of your work it won't be scary! Good luck for next year you're going to kill it!!

@@marcelprinsloo7692 I agree with Sam, just go to the lectures, pay attention and try to study everyday and you will be fine, it can be hard sometimes, but never impossible, unless you are irresponsible

PAINFULLY accurate

I don't remember what I ate last night but they seem to remember the example we did 3 months ago :')

Sage comment

"...This is what my two office hours are for if youd like to discuss this on your own time"

@@moodsmoody4936 so I'm not the only one who eats during night

Wen Ricky I mean. There are only 26 letters in the alphabet right lol

Well you can call them whatever you want in theory Except for E And I And L And P And O

@@thewhizkid3937 Dont forget the greek alphabet, cursive and random squigles at any angle of rotation.

I lost a point on my test for using the wrong variable.

@@thewhizkid3937 26 lowercase latin alphabet and 24 greek alphabet all of which can be capitalised. After that you just add subscripts. Sometimes you see subscripts identified by letter with subscript.

Lol yes it's exact

Saumitra Patil Hahahaha they say this every single time

My dad says this all the time...

What. Explain.

@@laungvud it was a sustainability in physics class and my professors house was off the grid. It was actually pretty cool and informative

An electric or a magnetic field trip?

@@nikbluecher an acid trip

Zach 58 sounds like the start of a porn vid: student goes to professors house for some extra curricular learning

😂😂 "we will use d =ab because it makes more sense to me"

yea just DAB

What do the D, A and B mean? I'm a BioTechnology student, please explain. I do know that F=ma means force applied is equal to mass of object times acceleration.

@@the_j_machine2254 If we call F the sum of the external forces, why not call it D? It's not that illegal to give a letter that is different from the name of the entity... So basically he just renamed every part of the equation. D = F, this is not pedagogical, there is no good reading for such an equation, but you can do it... :p I even guess A = m, and B = a... this is the worse haha

Pretty sure that's just illegal

@@BigUriel Not in syria

IIT JEE(PASSING% 0.01)

@@Isometrix116 doesnt mean it's funny, nor does it mean it is acceptable

@@Isometrix116 or its edgy humor that doesnt follow along in my specific ideas of what is funny? I was pretty sure that was the reason and no, I have no clue who those people are lol

The pAiN oh my lord XD

hhhahahhha this comment is so underrated

Ouch

Finally how was the reality?

@@facundodiaz5883 welp, in the end we were one of the largest groups (around 9 people) with only 1 that left

That was calc 2 at my school

Well I’m scared now

Been so long since i seen danny phantom use to love that show

Ulti you should give it another watch. Love that show

@@walter8154 I'll probably have to

That's an awkward situation..

SeaPeach I KNOWW, WHY DO THEY DO THAT

Classic.

they need to let that guy replace the teacher

LMAO in my class if one guy understands it and then the teacher just moves on saying "wow you guys really get this, nice! Lets move on"

Shit. I'm that guy. It never occurred to me until this moment to shut up and let people who don't understand speak up... Sorry

@@EfHaichDee Shame on you man XD /S

and then fail because of it lmao just like in my second sem experience in Calc 2

Oh fuck. I just started physics and im in the backseat of the class

And my hearing is shit

@@SubscribersWithNoVideos-yc2nh sit in the front row. In my experience, you get called on less. I think the logic is, people who sit in the back want to be unseen and often do not engage due to the space between making communication harder, whereas with people up front it's assumed they want to be seen to let the professor to know they're there and listening. Like, Why would you waste time calling on students up front whom your 95% sure heard and understood what you said, when you should be calling on the ones who are further away to make sure they heard as well and are capable of following along and are doing so.

I always end up sitting in the front rows because my hearing and sight are whack

Lmao. My maths teacher is the exact copy of it.

same, my physics lecture is killing me

Andreea Pavel i’m crying😂😂

😂😂😂

I'm done

This is what a bad professor says.

I don't know about not-classical physics side of things but unless the student is questioning an axiomatic definition, teacher should include correlations in her answer even if she is unable to fully answer the question for whatever reason

@@johnjordan3552 that is what I meant

every English (for me German) teacher ever: *"it's just the way it is"*

@@makarpronin2008 Student: "why does 1+1 equal 2?" Teacher: "It's just the way it is" Le Makar Pronin: "BaD pRoFeSsOr"