oh ok

Ok

Ok i was worried for a second

damn as a gregma did you say sorry to your dog?

got me worried☹️

i almost choked on an m&m when i saw this

💀

I can’t-💀

yeah man its kinda sus u know

No, not seventeen! He looks 12… and 1/2

yeah he's like their muse or something lol

thats cause he is fine

LOL this goot me!! 😂

LMAO

@@elliewuzzup7689 goot me indeed

Fr let us bask in his glory then never speak of this again

He’s beautiful, like a mermaid

@@Trainspotter-yeah and guess what! His bones aren’t getting squishy

so basically he'd be conventionally attractive if we were in the 1950s

this comment is perfect

yes.

Omg, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this

THIS IS SO FUNNY LMAOOOO

Really? I think it makes him look like a wholesome all-American schoolboy, the type you would meet an the local ballpark in the 50s.

How do you do fellow kids? XD

This genuinely made me laugh out loud 😂

@@hannahcarolan2521 glad to hear that, happy to brighten a stranger's day :)

Aw, I thought it was being considerate. It didn't want to distract from Danny so it shut off.

Awesome comment 😂

Literally

I never mentioned it cause nobody else mentioned it, we all just thought the same thing in secret

LMAO i know like no one was addressing it and while i’ve never seen or heard Laura, I’m a stan by association. So I’m hesitant to acknowledge his face

i just never said it bc i don't know him,,it feels weird saying it abt someone i don't actually know lol plus he's married but a lot of ppl mentioned that already

@@bradentheman1373 LMAOA

Same😭

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear n

considerate nutcracker didn't want to distract daddy danny

So polite

@@AxxLAfriku hi king

Danny killed the light inside of him

yes greg is the most respectful army on the internet dont look that up

@@justaguywithahat3219 your hat sucks

No no no….we FEAR Laura😅

na, es por el respeto a danny obviamente, laura q nos importa si ni la conocemos :p

@@Sam-uh9nt tf you mean that’s his fucking wife

I mean he sorta did that with the thumbnail where he pretended to have pretended to shave his head, but also this comment is great and I love this plan.

please don't ever say something so frightening again. Danny is THE Manic Pixie Dream Boy (MPDB) and always will be

I could see him doing that lmao

OMG UR RIGHT

Drink more lacroix please lol

My name plz help

@@InvestmentIdea please stop

did you wait 6 months in between drinking La Croix?

@@jtestaccount2431well, I mean both channels but actually the last time I had this flavor(tangerine) was the day he uploaded last

Ykno he could be a young Disney prince tho

Danny: exists Pixar: "its free real estate"

It's not their fault he looks like a Disney character

@@snowpey3751 his fault*

​@@JizzEnjoyer I can imagine this being some add on to the joke that I'm just not getting but I think they meant their fault, as in pixar's fault.

💀💀

Oh wait, I didn't realize until I read your comment and checked 👀

I’ve heard other people say that it’s an inhaler, but I still can’t un-see the picture as Danny drinking a glass of water lol

Lol

babe wake up! new danny gonzalez lore just dropped!!

Dude it’s legitimately good, I want to listen to it

skrillex!!

@san Yes, honey.

Is it Christian Dubstep?

Exactly 😌

They all fine af

He is very cute

he has very pretty eyes

i thought i was the only one 😭 he’s had such a glow up tbh

Add markplier to that

Especially this character named "Drew Gooden" from some random show I was watching

I what you to find a kung fu panda 2 character that looks like him I’d be impressive

Especially ratatoing

He looks like the mum from The Incredibles

no fr

Something funny

this needs to be pinned

yeah lmao

Y U P

Agreed

Lmao one of the first videos I saw I assumed the blonde girl in the kitchen with his parents was his sister because I thought he was like 17. Several videos later he mentions his wife and I was like "????????"

@@FrenkTheJoy Same! First ever vid I saw of him 2 years ago was one of the Troom Troom ones and I assumed he was my age (19) or at least in my age group. I never finished the vid at the time and when I checked out another video, he mentioned his wife and I googled his name and was so stunned lmao

Yeah

It makes me feel a hell of a lot better when I think he’s attractive 😂

@Demon Slayer but 27 is almost 30 tho

😂

agreed

@@lilalovesu3373 🎵We don't talk about Danny no no no we don't Danny🎵

@@eyes2024 oh no.

True. We respect our content kings.

i feel like we like his persona more than his attractiveness, so complimenting him feels kinda off

That's so emotional

Yikes man

I'm sobbing this hurt me physically.

this comment 😆

Because Danny is the main character

I was wondering why that is, and you explained well, thank you! 💕 I think the brown hair is also there so that the character looks regular (blonde and redheads usually signify some kind of unusual personality traits, right?) and the wavy-ness adds cuteness? So Danny is basically a combination of traits that have some symbolic meaning in the cartoon-world.

That’s a great explanation! 👏🏻👏🏻

Danny is our naive hero

hes also got these noticeable swirls in his hair that feel stylized and almost makes him look fictional lol

Best technical analysis here

@saba holy crap! Thanks lol

I didn’t notice that until you mentioned that (thx a lot for the time stamp) and that’s absolutely hilarious 😂

And he’s married lol

@@christalcavanaugh lol yeah we don’t respect him we only respect Laura

Como assim o próprio Daniel Pinheiro aqui?? Bom dia senhora

Caralho o Daniel assiste o Dannykkkkkkkkk

@@corsinharebaixado1776 tô chocada velho

i honestly wonder how that person reacts when they watch this video 💀

Speak for yourself. I make weird comments…respectfully. 😇

@@ErinLastNameRedacted you're single-handedly giving that Redditor hope

That comment absolutely had me wheezing. Like, they’re not wrong, but the way they phrased it sounded so backhanded lmao.

@@emclaire7027 they didn't have to do Kurtis and Drew like that 😭

i approve

Yes

Green screen yourself in, Danny! That would be so much more horrifying!

I mean i feel like the whole point is that it’s funny and ridiculous to have a real person dressed up. Cardboard would be funny but a real person? Next level.

omg yes or do a splitscreen where he actually just stands there the whole time

this!! plus he's married so it adds to the disrespect

for me it’s because he’s literally got a beautiful and amazing wife?! not because he’s wholesome i love laura

@@georgie488 you and Danny both

@@dawnflame1417 damn straight

it's also weird because he's a person and you... don't know him... it would still be weird if he were single but yeah

Well personally I just feel creepy telling KZfaqrs that they're good-looking unprompted. I know there's a thing with how guys don't get complimented a lot so they like it when you compliment them, but I still feel like a creep when I do it, especially with my profile picture.

@@FrenkTheJoy oml the last part got me 😂😂

@@FrenkTheJoy 🤣🤣

@@FrenkTheJoy ... so you wait for them to ask you if you find them hot? That's a weird-ass take.

@@SirPunzalot ? what is the right option

aren't all nutcrackers just toy soldiers with a job?

@@leisewri don’t invalidate toy soldier they out here protecting teddy bears and n other toys with their LIFE 🙄😡❗️

@@leisewri he makes a solid point sergeant, why are we here just to suffer.

He was born a nutcracker, it's not a choice.

no this is a complete lie it can not be true and I refuse to believe it and I will die on this hill

Haha Same

hehehehe need to look at thumbnail again

I didn't notice till the second or third time I watched the video :')

i noticed when i legit saw this comment

i thought it was mr incredible 💀

yeah I actually really love that idea! Plus if he waits until april 1st I probably would have forgotten so it would still be a pleasant and slightly disturbing surprise

What would be better is if that person was only there in a couple of shots/frames throughout the video so that most people don't notice till they go to the comments. Then they'd have to rewatch it to see where it pops up - doubling watch time 😎

And he just slowly moves closer and closer to the screen and kills danny at the end

ii caan't believe this guy did did this - kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jt2DoLF5vKmsmoE.html

We need this to be the top comment so he sees

So does his wife....

Laura would like to know your location

Which brand of bleach do you prefer?

@@pcpt I feel like name brand is the safest bet but is that too bougie for something like this?

@@deedeedan8681 I think Clorox works too if you wanna try that

My name plz help

More cursed than the spanking advert?

ayoo

IKR HE'S FINEEEE 🌝

like farming lol

He is handsome. I wouldnt say hot, and I'm not attracted to him/his type, but he is HANDSOME AS FUCK

Danny just a baddie

Yess

Copy and paste to get noticed

Copy and paste this comment : Danny needs to dress himself up as the nutcracker with paint and stuff and edit himself into the corner of a video to see if we notice Original poster: Arizona Free

He did that once Accept it was just for a sketch *cough* I'MAREALBOY

@@speckledkiwi9611 takes off TAC:tm: GLASSES:tm:

LMFAO WE ARE ALL BROS

0iydu9td

Jokes on you I actually am in Alabama so I can say that

all’s I wanna be is “blood related” by Kurtis Connor, is it so much to ask for ;-;

Truth

I thought he was scared , looked like a christmas horror moment

And being mad that his comment is Not top comment 😭😭😭

@@geradeinfallslos1493 exactly

dont forget that he has a whole ass picture on the wall thats just his face

​@@geradeinfallslos1493💀💀

@@starxliqht5429 LOL

Is Danny's personality makes him less attractive? Because it seems that way based on some of the comments here. What do you think?

​@@rassel5384 no, they mean his personality is so brother-like that saying he looks attractive feels weird

it kinda does 👀

I think is very cute and very good looking. I am glad people are pointing it out finally.

I think this side of KZfaq doesn't want to make people uncomfortable or objectified He and Drew are beautiful in my opinion, it just seems off topic most of the time

yea it just seems unrelated to suddenly comment of his appearance bcs most of his videos never rlly mentions his appearance. other than saying he looks like some random cartoon character. and it’s kinda nice seeing a fandom that’s actually not focusing on looks and actually comments on the topics

Brother energy is accurate

Danny looks like your friends older brother that you might've had a crush on when you were like 7

You know those jokers come to life at night.

i hope for christmas he puts one in every room

That's a good intro to a horror movie. Laura goes down there for something and then goes missing, then she's found AS ONE OF THE NUTCRACKERS

We can quit this?

yeah guys i feel like imma quit being myself, maybe i should be Tom Cruise next, see ya

The fuck does that even mean

What?

what does that mean weirdo

The other day I went out and bought some ice cream, and I ate it and watched football. Sarah did very well. The first time our meal went away I asked her what she liked best about football, and if it made any difference to me. She said "Oh thank god," and said she thinks so much more about football than baseball, because she thinks more about how football is better, because it's better. She wants it back, but she's never got one to begin with. Then I had to go drive through New Westminster to New York City where she works. It was a very nice town, as you call it. And then I took it everywhere in the world and I'm glad I did. I haven't even gotten back home from that football game yet and I just don't care.

@@theodour8617 How dose this have anything to do with anything

@@matclash4736 It is better, not batter. Have you watched too much Batman?

@@usacycling5949 It is spelled "does" not "dose". I hope you appreciate the fact that a term such as "dose" may very well be "use" or "useful". Q: Have some friends or family members, people you regularly talk to or have met lived in a car accident? A: Yes, many. Many people have friends or family, people whom you frequently touch - anyone really. A few who are close to you do this, too, and this is an informal feature of the accident scene - so that people who normally call you when you are out of the car can see you and see how very close to them. Are you touching? 'Cluex' soaps - a way to introduce your pet to the experience of the road. Did somebody say roadkill? I'm also working to build "Tres Hautes" soaps to help introduce people who work with road accidents. So messy! Be sure you see that there is some level of balance and safety between the situations - especially if there's lots of accidents and too many people involved. These people are going to have problems because of the road and the accidents, and so there's always a need to deal with those problems.

@@matclash4736 No

I would definitely love to see a pixar caricature of him. Uk it would have big expressive eyes. Lol so cute!

Act 1: Origin Act 2: Blow up on Vine Act 3: Death of Vine Act 4: KZfaq blowup Close on a hypothetical future 3rd channel video (or 4th if you count the streaming channel).

I once had a dream that his life was turned into a movie. And it started with him saying ‘this movie is very sad, so don’t watch it if you cry easily’. It started with him being born as a dog, then thrown down a hill. And I don’t remember much after that.

@@Shadow_Draws_20 I once had a dream he was clapping my...uk..lol

if the nutcracker isnt his sidekick im gonna be very upset

la croix is actually prounonced LA CWAH gets on my nerves

@@strawberrymilk619 I thought so too but it's funny hearing it how Danny says it lol

@@strawberrymilk619 LaCroix was invented in Wisconsin in 1981. I refuse to pronounce that shit like it's genuinely French

@@strawberrymilk619 "UHM, actually..."

@@strawberrymilk619 never took French. so hearing how it should sounds so off. so unfinished . like there is a sound that is missing

it's definitely a thing when you first start watching him and then it just becomes ~danny~

@@semogecarg exactly

Exactly this

Yeah it slightly bothered me in the back of my brain but i soon forgot about it bc he's so funny and no one ever ever mentions it, which surprised me when i first starting watching his videos. It feels nice to know that we all mutually agree and mutually are respectfully quiet about it bc his videos are comedy

SAME I KIN THIS COMMENT RN SO HARD

I thought pause is correct?

Makes sense, reindeers have hooves but nothing cool rhymes with hooves🤣

not even danny knew he wrote pause instead of paws 😔

I always thought he meant the reindeer "paws" at the roof, like how horses will sometimes scratch at the ground with their hooves

Also why was that guy so mad about it? Like jeez dude

That actually sounds really funny

i love it so much

Everybody imagined thats what paws means… that’s what the fucking lyric is meant to mean

Lol that didn’t even occur to me and it bugs me every time I listen to that song that reindeer don’t have paws. Thank you. You’ve saved me a lot of unnecessary frustration 😂

@@peenyyt4921 It's okay bud, you don't need to take your anger that your daddy beats you out on internet strangers.

@@kinseylise8595 he’s not lmao, he’s just pointing out that there is literally nothing else that lyric could mean

Oh nooo 😭 You gotta get them Raycon hearing aids ig lmao

YES! I came here expecting to see more comments about that, so thank you for this one lol. I'm still laughing!

My name plz help

Who's that character that's been circulating twitter with a photo of mark, that one cracked me up

you read my mind

But Markiplier just looks like someone tried to draw Keanu Reeves from memory.

@@starlightyoongi7105 lord farquaad? or someone else? i don't know i never keep up with this stuff but i know that was one haha

@junko wtf

My name plz help

It’s the Lacroix

Wtfdym this is drew smh

Ikr

It’s because he gets a little goofy, a little crazy and we love that wild side

Help why is this something I would do??

Huh I actually never would’ve thought of that as like a sign someone is socially awkward