Planets Don't Exist

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Жыл бұрын

Coming to you with some epistemology from a treehouse in Indiana, it's two brothers using a loophole in their KZfaq rules to make a nice, long final episode of Pizzamas 2022.
(you can only get your Pizzamas stuff through this weekend AND THEN NEVER AGAIN www.pizzamas.com)
As always, I am sad that it is over and somehow once again, I am ending with more video ideas than I entered with!!
I just wanted to bring you some peace with respect to your feelings about Pluto. You don't have to worry about whether Pluto is a planet because planets do not exist.
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@vlogbrothers
@vlogbrothers Жыл бұрын
pizzamas.com everything there disappears on Sunday! -John
@untappedinkwell
@untappedinkwell Жыл бұрын
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@pyroshell5652
@pyroshell5652 Жыл бұрын
Oh cool, Hank has Sashiko stitch!
@BartonChittenden
@BartonChittenden Жыл бұрын
**EVERYTHING**??? I wish I had more warning. I feel I should get my affairs in order.
@simsoundschannel
@simsoundschannel Жыл бұрын
I got mine yesterday 🥰🥰🥰
@kellyspaghettti
@kellyspaghettti Жыл бұрын
@@simsoundschannel0
@ALuckyGrenade
@ALuckyGrenade Жыл бұрын
John's realization of "Wait, I'm not 3 dimensional to them!" is one of the funniest things I've heard all week
@untappedinkwell
@untappedinkwell Жыл бұрын
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@csn583
@csn583 Жыл бұрын
All light-images are projected onto the 2D surface at the back of your eyes, whether it came from a 2D screen or a purportedly 3D object.
@trixter21992251
@trixter21992251 Жыл бұрын
"and all my characters are one-dimensional!" Oooh snap :D just kidding
@gljames24
@gljames24 Жыл бұрын
@@csn583 But you have two eyes offset by a distance and irises that can focus at different depths.
@hexeddecimals
@hexeddecimals Жыл бұрын
@@gljames24 all that does is allow us to judge the distances of objects in a 2D image
@fartherout.1046
@fartherout.1046 Жыл бұрын
tellurium: named after earth :)
@vlogbrothers
@vlogbrothers Жыл бұрын
There it is!! Tellus is latin for Earth! Pretty weird that the Earth doesn't have very much tellurium, though.
@joshsimpson1283
@joshsimpson1283 Жыл бұрын
Oh, I thought it was americium because America is the only part of earth that matters 😂
@sneakylemon8513
@sneakylemon8513 Жыл бұрын
I also saw cerium named after ceres (I take it we're counting dwarf planets if we're counting plutonium) and helium is apparently named after the sun which is cool. Also palladium is named after an asteroid and selenium after the moon. I had no idea! This is so cool!
@tadcooper9733
@tadcooper9733 Жыл бұрын
@@vlogbrothers Isn't Selenium named after the moon?
@cczwhite
@cczwhite Жыл бұрын
Awh I had a feeling it was Earth-related. But I was worried Hank was counting Earth itself as an element (either from the Greeks or Avatar: The Last Airbender)
@mooncowtube
@mooncowtube Жыл бұрын
I ABSOLUTELY NEED A SHIRT WITH "Almost everything we think of as dichotomous is in fact spectral" ON IT.
@samkorn4047
@samkorn4047 Жыл бұрын
YES. I would buy it
@etanesnil7072
@etanesnil7072 Жыл бұрын
yesss
@snezhanalazareva5638
@snezhanalazareva5638 Жыл бұрын
Omg I literally had to screenshot that line for future reference
@HunchbackJack
@HunchbackJack 7 ай бұрын
Yes. I was disappointed that Hank kind of just blew past that one when I think John wanted to give it some time to land. Maybe Hank's just used to John saying things perfectly, though, and it's no big deal to him.
@anandsharma7430
@anandsharma7430 3 ай бұрын
This is one of the first things you realise when you first understand irrational numbers, real numbers and recurring decimal fractions (e.g. 1/3). And then school and people and society make us forget all that as we grow up. The name "real numbers" is chosen well.
@kinemaxis526
@kinemaxis526 Жыл бұрын
So I think the 5th one is Tellurium - named after Earth (Terra). But if you're including Plutonium, then you should probably also count Palladium and Cerium named after the dwarf planets Pallas and Ceres. There are also Selenium and Helium for the moon and sun.
@danielsieker9927
@danielsieker9927 Жыл бұрын
Tellurium is not named after Terra, but after Tellus, which still means earth. Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tellurium#History at 2022-11-05, 17:50 UTC
@yitzakIr
@yitzakIr Жыл бұрын
I was thinking Xenon, even though the exoplanet was named after the element
@reeseebersole7973
@reeseebersole7973 Жыл бұрын
Krypton!!!
@DracoSuave
@DracoSuave Жыл бұрын
@@danielsieker9927 Tellus Mater is, actually, a name for the Roman goddess Terra Mater. In fact, Tellus was the older name--it came first.
@alyssa_mariemusic
@alyssa_mariemusic Жыл бұрын
Maybe even consider Vanadium? Since Vanadis is Frejya, which corresponds strongly within the pantheon to Venus?
@lighningshock
@lighningshock Жыл бұрын
Hank: Planets don’t exist Also Hank: a stick is a hat if I put it on my head.
@roftherealm3418
@roftherealm3418 Жыл бұрын
*gets flashbacks to butt is legs*
@elisakeller8912
@elisakeller8912 Жыл бұрын
The butter is air.
@bhelliom3
@bhelliom3 Жыл бұрын
Hank would be either terrible or fantastic at Taskmaster
@senor135
@senor135 Жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@jaxlaxsurprise
@jaxlaxsurprise Жыл бұрын
@@bhelliom3 I would love to see Hank on Taskmaster.
@ElfLady
@ElfLady Жыл бұрын
"Everything we think of as dichotomous is in fact spectral." - John I love that.
@wearewhatshewants
@wearewhatshewants Жыл бұрын
A real 🤯 moment
@carolynmacklin9199
@carolynmacklin9199 Жыл бұрын
well, almost everything. its a spectrum you see.
@CEDEREL
@CEDEREL Жыл бұрын
@@carolynmacklin9199 reality is a spectrum
@NarwhalAcademy
@NarwhalAcademy Жыл бұрын
I’m nonbinary and I really want that on a tee shirt now 😂
@cheddarcheezit2647
@cheddarcheezit2647 Жыл бұрын
​@@NarwhalAcademy SAME
@OmegaTurtle
@OmegaTurtle Жыл бұрын
I like that we’ve evolved from “oh no, Pluto isn’t considered a planet anymore” to “screw it, nothing’s a planet anymore.”
@NoNameAtAll2
@NoNameAtAll2 Жыл бұрын
IAU shouldn't have started this look where we ended up!
@sara-ww8eq
@sara-ww8eq Жыл бұрын
I love how every time there's a reunion video John is like "yesterday Hank told me a terrifying science thing" like that just happens all the time
@themaggattack
@themaggattack Жыл бұрын
Pretty much!
@lavalamps9007
@lavalamps9007 Жыл бұрын
🤣 literally everytime in dear hank and john
@AndreaCrisp
@AndreaCrisp Жыл бұрын
Yes! Love it! I'm sure Hank is a walking Scishow episode for those lucky enough to be in his orbit. The curiosity and excitement of these two can't be contained. Lucky for us, they also have a passion for education, connection and sharing.
@dorothyclaretessman2263
@dorothyclaretessman2263 9 ай бұрын
Hot sauce suggestion: Survivors thrive AND burn
@samandom8772
@samandom8772 5 ай бұрын
Thats what happens when your brother is The Fix
@aaronhorne8496
@aaronhorne8496 Жыл бұрын
I've seen them all, and this... THIS is the greatest of all vlogbrothers videos. It has it all: Hope, despair, mortality, laughter, nihilism, capitalism, educational ramblings, silly nonsense, beautiful b-roll, metaphorically resonant sunlight, and a staggering realization that reality (Hank) and language (John) are too far apart to coexist, but eternally inseparable. I don't think it gets more perfect than this.
@MattPalka
@MattPalka Жыл бұрын
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@Lindseydftba
@Lindseydftba Жыл бұрын
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@paigel8777
@paigel8777 Жыл бұрын
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@tomshenn
@tomshenn Жыл бұрын
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@muthonimwangi3850
@muthonimwangi3850 Жыл бұрын
Pop culture……
@nicholashulett3916
@nicholashulett3916 Жыл бұрын
To watch John go from terrified to stand on a table to casually looking over the edge of a tree house while leaning on a rickety rail is some serious growth. Proud of you.
@TheGundamGirl17
@TheGundamGirl17 Жыл бұрын
I had this same thought! (Also I'd be pretty scared up there, so props to John!)
@RandomerThanAverage
@RandomerThanAverage Жыл бұрын
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@debrachambers1304
@debrachambers1304 Жыл бұрын
When was he scared on a table?
@jadedalton2662
@jadedalton2662 Жыл бұрын
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@maxravenwood3877
@maxravenwood3877 Жыл бұрын
@@debrachambers1304 there's a video about it from like 13 years ago called 'I am afraid of heights'
@shta2
@shta2 Жыл бұрын
"The thing about Hank is you have to let him finish even if you've seen the TikTok" That hit home for me
@Jackconte
@Jackconte Жыл бұрын
Came for the planets, stayed for the friendship.
@scottwilliams895
@scottwilliams895 Жыл бұрын
We're glad you're here @Jack Conte!
@meganshadley7308
@meganshadley7308 Жыл бұрын
"Everything that we think of as dichotomous is in fact spectral" This is why I'm still here after ten years: the incredible out-of-nowhere profundity.
@irishlluv22
@irishlluv22 Жыл бұрын
I came here to see someone quote that line from the video. Perfection!!
@rubius0
@rubius0 Жыл бұрын
Me too
@livigerbase6312
@livigerbase6312 Жыл бұрын
But the spectral is between two opposites, so the dichotomy still exists, its just deeper than we normally think.
@LucasAmericano
@LucasAmericano Жыл бұрын
That blew my mind to smithereens.
@yuvalne
@yuvalne Жыл бұрын
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@spacey-sam
@spacey-sam Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe how calm John is about his brother getting raptured right next to him
@spacey-sam
@spacey-sam Жыл бұрын
Kinda rude of him to not be more concerned
@lisareed5669
@lisareed5669 Жыл бұрын
Kinda rude of Hank not to switch seats and let John go first! After you!
@Epinardscaramel
@Epinardscaramel Жыл бұрын
It's gonna be a “vlogbrother” situation now 😅
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 Жыл бұрын
As someone with a sibling, yeah, that sounds about right.
@JordanThatblondegirl
@JordanThatblondegirl Жыл бұрын
Alotta big brother energy right there
@mephostopheles3752
@mephostopheles3752 Жыл бұрын
One of the funniest reunions in a while. “We did it… Joe” DESTROYED me lmao
@stepandanek6138
@stepandanek6138 Жыл бұрын
Who's Joe?
@McKenzieRiverGirl
@McKenzieRiverGirl Жыл бұрын
@@stepandanek6138 Joe Biden, President of the USA… That’s my guess.
@pinoles3998
@pinoles3998 Жыл бұрын
@@stepandanek6138joe mama (i had to)
@davycodington1270
@davycodington1270 Жыл бұрын
I enjoyed watching John and Hank make a bigger deal of the sunlight problem than it really was.
@rcusick2465
@rcusick2465 Жыл бұрын
Hank: "We don't know what light is...OR EVEN REALITY" John: *starts having immediate existential crisis* Hank: "But we're not gonna talk about that."
@Shrimp8008
@Shrimp8008 Жыл бұрын
Me: *having an existential crisis along with John*
@watcherofwatchers
@watcherofwatchers Жыл бұрын
Dead meme is dead.
@carolynerex
@carolynerex Жыл бұрын
But can we talk about this please??? Because I started reading about it and now I need a Hanksplanation.
@AnnikaOakinnA
@AnnikaOakinnA Жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna talk about that in my monologue!
@spectacularsceptile3879
@spectacularsceptile3879 Жыл бұрын
@@carolynerex what were you able to find???
@shieldon530
@shieldon530 Жыл бұрын
John: We did it… Hank: (visible anxiety for what’s to come) John: … Joe
@vlogbrothers
@vlogbrothers Жыл бұрын
I've only been. here five days and that was the fourth time.
@jonobrannan7406
@jonobrannan7406 Жыл бұрын
@@vlogbrothers Wow, he's behind schedule!
@jcKobeh
@jcKobeh Жыл бұрын
(where's the quote from?)
@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep Жыл бұрын
@@jcKobeh The video footage of Kamala Harris calling Joe Biden for the first time after finding out they won the election. She was out in public on a run so news cameras captured the moment.
@chaotickreg7024
@chaotickreg7024 Жыл бұрын
@@jcKobeh I assume it's Kamala Harris saying "We did it Joe!" over the phone to Joe Biden after they got enough electoral votes to win the election. *Danger: opinions ahead!* I don't really like Kamala but I voted blue to beat Trump and so "We did it Joe!" has a sort of sick irony to it. But it's hilarious and I want to say it to every Joe I talk to.
@themaggattack
@themaggattack Жыл бұрын
"Hank's getting raptured." 🤣 I really love these two. So existential, so down to earth, so funny, so spectral.
@SweeneySays
@SweeneySays Жыл бұрын
i love chaotic both-brother videos because of the extreme sibling energy? like so much of this is just...what it's like to have siblings as an adult??? idk this is very nice and wholesome ty ty ty
@pandoraaaraseth1040
@pandoraaaraseth1040 Жыл бұрын
I don't think it's necessarily sibling energy, sibling energy is not inherent or guaranteed however, friendship... True friendship always creates find sparks like what we witness here. I think that's the appeal, the love and friendship AND damnit these guys are funny. So smart and too funny for their own good. 🤣
@Cynful033
@Cynful033 Жыл бұрын
It’s the sibling energy for me. It reminds me of my sisters and I.
@Chevalerezk
@Chevalerezk Жыл бұрын
The fact that the quotes “Language is inherently less rich than reality” and “If it rides, I lives” both come from the same person is a wonderful thing.
@zyaicob
@zyaicob Жыл бұрын
I love the fact that his brother originated "y'all's y'all is y'all's call"
@Cisaadeh
@Cisaadeh Жыл бұрын
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@kyledewaal3426
@kyledewaal3426 Жыл бұрын
Hank decided to make an educational video about how categories don't exist, and in a beautiful case of form matching content, the video itself raises serious questions about the boundaries of the category "educational video."
@rukbat3
@rukbat3 Жыл бұрын
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@QTaylor261
@QTaylor261 Жыл бұрын
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@jessicasnow9007
@jessicasnow9007 Жыл бұрын
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@anjaoss950
@anjaoss950 Жыл бұрын
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@41-Haiku
@41-Haiku Жыл бұрын
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@zacharylord-rule5368
@zacharylord-rule5368 Жыл бұрын
"Almost nothing is dichotomous, almost everything is spectral" is a fucking amazing quote.
@TimeLordWereWolf
@TimeLordWereWolf Жыл бұрын
Hank: sometimes a planet gets ejected John: *internally panicking*
@mineola_
@mineola_ Жыл бұрын
The fact that Hank only wanted to talk about planets so he could call the video educational and make it long, because he wanted to chat with John is so sweet.
@LeopardMask12
@LeopardMask12 Жыл бұрын
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@Lindseydftba
@Lindseydftba Жыл бұрын
🥺+++
@RoboticYeti
@RoboticYeti Жыл бұрын
Right?? Also a good argument that reunion videos should also be exempt from the 4 minute rule
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 Жыл бұрын
But I'm sure that part of him also just really wanted to talk about planets.
@sarahdsparks
@sarahdsparks Жыл бұрын
I don’t care about the lighting, I loved this episode. It’s like sitting with a philosophy and a physics major in a treehouse at the tail end of a college weekend party.
@amesinspace
@amesinspace Жыл бұрын
Same
@emzealous
@emzealous Жыл бұрын
Wait this is a perfect description
@jessw1168
@jessw1168 Жыл бұрын
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@samandom8772
@samandom8772 Жыл бұрын
That's it. That's what pizzamas is.
@SpiralMagic
@SpiralMagic Жыл бұрын
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@brawler839_
@brawler839_ Жыл бұрын
Alright Hank, you've made this complicated. I'm going to go with Venus because the Greeks used to call it Phosphoros (like the element phosphorus), but only gets partial credit because the Greeks thought it was 2 stars instead of a planet and the name Phosphoros was given to the morning observance of Venus. However, if we are breaking the mold here, The sun is sometimes called Helios, which is after Helium. Or if we go with a dwarf planet you could go with Ceres, cause I think it was named after Cerium. Or possibly even our Moon, which the Greeks referred to as Selenian (in reference to Selenium), only because they saw it as another world. In short, the two categories have a lot of overlap and I'm sure there are a ton more even just in our solar system.
@ellap6828
@ellap6828 Жыл бұрын
I’ve been really depressed the past couple days as someone struggling with OCD and seemingly not getting better even with EXCESSIVE therapy treatments. Seeing y’all goofing around and having fun, knowing John had such a rough time in his 20s…it gave me just a little hope. And put a smile on my face. Thank you.
@spectacularsceptile3879
@spectacularsceptile3879 Жыл бұрын
Good luck out there =)
@svankensen
@svankensen Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, psychiatric stuff gets much better and easier the older you get. Of course, there's still ups and downs, but you go for years and years without anything resembling a crisis. Keep up the fight.
@izzikat9252
@izzikat9252 Жыл бұрын
Plateaus and valleys with health are really rough. And it can be so easy to lose any sense of progress because the way our brains work - ESPECIALLY when we've sincerely habitualized self-assessment. It's like you're the fireman in your own life, going back in again and again to look for those in danger, screaming or not, and it can be impossible to hear any of the survivors you've already rescued because the damn house is still on fire. Convincing yourself to accept moments of respite to recover and to assess who has been rescued is so hard, but everyone has their limits and we just have to find the moments of light we have managed to save. Like these videos and the connections, memories, stories that move us - even when we're still ultimately all damaged and very much in real pain about things. But we tried and we are trying. Also - trying to learn this one myself - to let the screams or shakes of exhaustion at the intensity of it - to let those actually come out and be heard sometimes. Was so used to growing up with the "life is unfair, suck it up" nonsense that it set me so, so far back in understanding connection, community, family...or any kind of hope for meaning. Trying to unlearn that and learn how to share in the mess of life instead of try to "fix" it first. ❤❤❤
@Sientir
@Sientir Жыл бұрын
"Language is inherently less rich than reality," is such a poignant line, especially given how much of the Internet (especially social media) is primarily language. That gives me a lot to think about.
@dragonharris5465
@dragonharris5465 Жыл бұрын
I love it so much, added it to my book of quotes!
@vlogbrothers
@vlogbrothers Жыл бұрын
Especially given that I was prepared for this conversation and John went in without knowing any of what we were going to talk about!
@chrissik3102
@chrissik3102 Жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness and now you have given everyone who reads your comment extra food for thought re the internet
@dragonharris5465
@dragonharris5465 Жыл бұрын
Honestly this is a source of deep frustration to me because it means that there are some things about my experience of the world that I can’t fully communicate to other people! Because language has limits, and even if I get really skilled with words or learn multiple languages, those limits are still there!
@gillygillenwater4280
@gillygillenwater4280 Жыл бұрын
As Sufjan Stevens once said, words are futile devices
@sarahthomison3295
@sarahthomison3295 Жыл бұрын
That may be my new favorite vlogbrothers quote... "almost everything that we think of as dichotomous is in fact spectral" - John Green. Something finally took first place away from "I follow and cultivate my own curiosity" - Hank Green. So now it is the big 4 with "Everyday we're choosing what to value, what to worship, what to paint" - John Green and "you will always struggle with not feeling productive until you accept that your own joy can be something you produce" - Hank Green. Does anyone else find it funny that we nerdfighters often quote vlogbrothers videos the way John quotes poets. LOL!
@thewrens_
@thewrens_ Жыл бұрын
Allow me to add 'None of this matters in the grand scheme of things ... but we don't live in the grand scheme of things' - John Green to that list lol
@jessicar2609
@jessicar2609 Жыл бұрын
I love all of these quotes! Thank you for sharing these.
@GTaichou
@GTaichou Жыл бұрын
Makes perfect sense. They speak very poetically
@LeoMajors
@LeoMajors Жыл бұрын
"The universe has no obligation to fit into our categories." -Hank
@meri3580
@meri3580 Жыл бұрын
“If you’re doing your best, you’re doing your best, and that’s worth celebrating” was my senior quote. John said it in passing on Dear Hank and John, but it really resonated with me, and now it’s one of my favorite quotes.
@iriandia
@iriandia Жыл бұрын
rewatching this again, and thinking about Hank throwing out a random comment and John thinking about it for years. How many comments or random thoughts do any of us throw out that make a huge impact on someone else, and what would it take for us to recognize our own profundity and not disregard the light that we make?
@flame_half
@flame_half Жыл бұрын
This is interesting and really true. I think a good example is how we classify vegetables and fruits. It gets extremely convoluted to the point where a pumpkin is technically....a berry? It's all dumb. I have thought about how labeling things is limited in many cases, but we can't just not label things.
@SavageGreywolf
@SavageGreywolf Жыл бұрын
The thing about vegetable is that it is a _culinary_ designation, as opposed to fruit, which has a _botanical_ definition, which is why it seems to make no sense as to what the difference, or lack thereof, between fruits and vegetables is.
@cheshirecat512
@cheshirecat512 Жыл бұрын
watching john dissociate as hank unravels the world around him is something that can be so personal
@elizabethaman4381
@elizabethaman4381 Жыл бұрын
The two Green brothers: “Even back then, I was a big fan of government regulation” “SCIENCE!”
@miriamrosemary9110
@miriamrosemary9110 Жыл бұрын
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@textorcall-4001
@textorcall-4001 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for watching and dropping a comment 📝📩 message me right now I have something for you...
@NewYorkBound
@NewYorkBound 9 ай бұрын
I remember watching the video where John shakes in terror trying to stand on top of a coffee table. Now he’s in a tree! He’s come so far.
@spacey-sam
@spacey-sam Жыл бұрын
The fourth/fifth element named after a planet that Hank said to look up is probably Tellurium, named after the Latin word for Earth, Tellus
@cherewright6939
@cherewright6939 Жыл бұрын
Thank you!!!
@Ekevoo
@Ekevoo Жыл бұрын
I knew it was going to be Earth! I knew it! I just had no idea what it was. :D
@Shalom64221
@Shalom64221 Жыл бұрын
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@charlottearanea7507
@charlottearanea7507 Жыл бұрын
I was thinking Thorium and this was a "Thor is Zeus is Jupiter" thing, but that makes a lot more sense.
@Vallam23
@Vallam23 Жыл бұрын
also helium is named after the sun and selenium is named after the moon (Helios and Selene), which according to this very video are technically no different from planets
@tbey82
@tbey82 Жыл бұрын
I died when Hank said I'm transcending and died again watching the act of transcending. Then John says, "Hanks been raptured" tears are literally coming out of my eyes 😂
@textorcall-4001
@textorcall-4001 Жыл бұрын
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@Lliamhd
@Lliamhd Жыл бұрын
Would you say you've also been raptured? 🤣
@Durmomo0
@Durmomo0 Жыл бұрын
I thought spending valentines day alone was a little rough but imagine your entire solar system just rejects you out into space smh
@MaiseNow
@MaiseNow Жыл бұрын
My favorite vlogbrothers together videos are the ones where you're both being ridiculous, like this one. The entire aspect of filming in the treehouse and then immediately having lighting issues and goofing about it is hilarious.
@bluetoes591
@bluetoes591 Жыл бұрын
This is like security camera footage of the outtakes from a Dear Hank and John episode. I love it. 😂
@davetoms1
@davetoms1 Жыл бұрын
"Almost everything that we think of as dichotomous is in fact spectral" ~ John Green, 2022 These two guys are some of my favourite human beings.
@Anopano3000
@Anopano3000 Жыл бұрын
When I heard it I had a sudden urge to plaster it anywhere and everywhere possible
@adaninurs
@adaninurs Жыл бұрын
As someone with math degree, I had the same thought once I realized that 1+1 isn't equal 2... it all depends what system. Like for example, in binary system, it equals 10. But at the same time, in order for society to run, we do need to agree on certain things, conscious or unconsciously so we can develop more things. Like John said with language too. This video makes me like Hank and John even more!!!
@heinet
@heinet Жыл бұрын
Yeah, that one I’m carrying with me.
@erty8305
@erty8305 Жыл бұрын
“I’d argue that life is a true category.” I raise you the issue of viruses
@kristidavidson8945
@kristidavidson8945 Жыл бұрын
Mind you I’m only smart enough to barely hang on here, but… How is a virus NOT life? (Or maybe I’m misunderstanding the discussion)
@1000jamesk
@1000jamesk Жыл бұрын
@@kristidavidson8945 Viruses are not considered "living organisms" because they can't reproduce on their own or survive outside a cell. Basically, the host cell is living and the virus is just hijacking its metabolism, so it's only alive while it's inside the cell. It's less controversial to call viruses biological entities instead of living organisms. Viruses reproduce virtually the same way as plasmids, which are circular strands of DNA that can self-replicate and are also not considered living organisms. Granted, there are bacteria that live inside viruses which would also not qualify as living, except for the fact that they have a cell membrane encasing the DNA instead of a protein capsule. It all depends on your definition of life.
@verity3616
@verity3616 Жыл бұрын
@@1000jamesk Your explanation made me so happy. Well done!
@michaeletzkorn
@michaeletzkorn Жыл бұрын
@@1000jamesk but there are plenty of examples of living organisms that hijack the metabolism of hosts and are unable to live on their own
@anyalazor7978
@anyalazor7978 Жыл бұрын
11:32 I heard it as 'There are 3 planets that have elephants names after them' and was so confused. Because it and the discussion that followed implied that there are at least 3 famous elephants named after planets that I'm supposed to know about. Life didn't prepare me for celebrity elephants.
@eliannem7811
@eliannem7811 Жыл бұрын
"pizza isn't real, but pizzamas is" is strangely but wonderfully comforting
@vlogbrothers
@vlogbrothers Жыл бұрын
Interestingly, Pizzamas really is real in a way Pizza isn't because Pizzamas is understood to be what Pizza actually is...entirely made up.
@eliannem7811
@eliannem7811 Жыл бұрын
@@vlogbrothers okay, Nerdfighteria so who's turning this quote into a T-shirt for next year?
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 Жыл бұрын
​@@vlogbrothers The most real things are the things that understand exactly how fake they are.
@mtnbikesownu
@mtnbikesownu Жыл бұрын
Can we get some "Nothing is dichotomous, everything is spectral" merch? Quote of the year. Damn you John and your quotability.
@CL-go2ji
@CL-go2ji Жыл бұрын
Except he didn´t say that ... what he did say was less dichotomous.
@dhayes5143
@dhayes5143 Жыл бұрын
Spectral, as in, related to spectres? Is there not a better adjective for spectrums than 'spectral'?
@juliaxchung
@juliaxchung Жыл бұрын
Watching this after Hank's news hits different...looking back to previous moments of joy reminds me that the light-soaked days are coming (the bad days are coming too, but they're never forever)
@notaraven
@notaraven Жыл бұрын
"this would be the worst way to go" "Yeah because we would both die" "At least we wouldn't have to decide what to do if one of us dies" Damn...
@WrenStanchen
@WrenStanchen Жыл бұрын
This started so silly, then got so philosophical. It's the content I come for. 💜
@mikeysrose
@mikeysrose Жыл бұрын
My one request for reunion videos is always that they be longer. This made me so happy.
@perrywhite3955
@perrywhite3955 Жыл бұрын
Hello
@GTaichou
@GTaichou Жыл бұрын
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@praetorfenix69
@praetorfenix69 Жыл бұрын
What bothers me about the "what is a planet" issue is how we instinctively consider things that are "not a planet' as somehow less important. Like I had literally never heard of Ceres growing up, despite being very interested in astronomy as a kid, because people in the 1800s decided that it was "not a planet" and therefore it was somehow not interesting or important enough to teach to kids.
@vlogbrothers
@vlogbrothers Жыл бұрын
Europa, Enceladus, and Ganymede are better than maybe any of the non-earth planets.
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 Жыл бұрын
That was exactly my mindset when I was a kid learning about dwarf planets. Like, everyone wants Pluto to be a planet, but I think Pluto feels perfectly fine with being a dwarf planet! He gets to hang out with all the other cool dwarf planets, but nobody seems to care about those!
@marcellastname6862
@marcellastname6862 Жыл бұрын
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 see exactly like Pluto is totally cool but doesn't want to be categorically defined away from his friends who are just like him in most ways
@brettevill9055
@brettevill9055 Жыл бұрын
I think maybe it was the other way around - astronomers decided that the asteroids and then the trans-Neptunian objects were too numerous and unimportant to teach to kids and then, for that reason, redefined “planet” so that they wouldn’t have to.
@trentseymore7385
@trentseymore7385 Жыл бұрын
What in the world. The lighting, the chaos, so many metaphysical realizations interspersed with nonsense. This is certainly the most chaotic disjointed mess of a video I have ever enjoyed. So amazing... apparently nothing exists. Well done.
@NameTaken123
@NameTaken123 Жыл бұрын
Crazy coincidence; my grandparents moved to Arizona but when my grandmother passed she was buried at Crown Hill Cemetery. My grandfather also bought a plot next to her. It's a beautiful cemetery and it's really well cared for.
@skylerwitherspoon
@skylerwitherspoon Жыл бұрын
John realizing we're seeing him in two dimension was great
@ladyofcuriousvirtue
@ladyofcuriousvirtue Жыл бұрын
Isn’t it crazy that most of us have never seen them in three dimensions before
@sylvy16
@sylvy16 Жыл бұрын
This is the most chaotic vlogbrother video to come out in a while. It’s amazing
@untappedinkwell
@untappedinkwell Жыл бұрын
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@CircleThinker
@CircleThinker Жыл бұрын
Right?! I love the deep intellectual, insightful and brilliant conversation interspersed with chaotic 'trying to make the light better and complaining about the video quality' moments 😂😂
@billyalarie929
@billyalarie929 Жыл бұрын
I need it 10,000% more often.
@archerelms
@archerelms Жыл бұрын
@@CircleThinker Exactly! It's wonderful isn't it? I greatly enjoyed both sides of the video in that respect
@viola3347
@viola3347 Жыл бұрын
I love everything about this video. From the discussion of existential concepts to the absolute chaos of the first few minutes. You two bring me so much joy.
@antonl.7056
@antonl.7056 Жыл бұрын
I don't usually comment on KZfaq, and I imagine this comment will get buried regardless, but I wanted to say thanks to the both of you for bringing me a lot of light and joy. This vlog was exceptionally good, and I've always liked your insights into these complex subjects that we sometimes take for granted.
@LynxChan
@LynxChan Жыл бұрын
This is probably the most chaotic reunion video and yet prefectly encapsulates you both.
@Omni0404
@Omni0404 Жыл бұрын
You've got Hank teaching and John committing to the bit 😁
@fraidarahbaran6076
@fraidarahbaran6076 Жыл бұрын
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@amelia13131
@amelia13131 Жыл бұрын
"I'm transcending!" and "So listen, Hank's been raptured" feel like good ole vlogbrothers lines and i love it! Also, thanks for making me think about planets and the fact that one of you will have to die second. :( happy pizzamas!
@someone16234
@someone16234 Жыл бұрын
totally normal thing to say to someone in their comment section, thanks for contributing so positively to the community
@JordanLeigh
@JordanLeigh Жыл бұрын
I love all the longer-than-4-minute videos so much ❤
@EscapingNihilism
@EscapingNihilism Жыл бұрын
7 months later, still one of the best vlogbrothers videos there is.
@oddsockable
@oddsockable Жыл бұрын
John's little smile to himself when he makes a good joke is gonna power me through this weekend. People! Being happy! Together!
@textorcall-4001
@textorcall-4001 Жыл бұрын
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@wildironprincess
@wildironprincess Жыл бұрын
I'm a teacher, and explaining the flawed way our language categorises things is so difficult for kids. When we were looking at continents, for example, I discussed that different versions have countries and borders and numbers of the continents. We looked at 3 different versions and discussed the pros and cons and a bunch of them really struggled with the idea that these were human constructions.
@vlogbrothers
@vlogbrothers Жыл бұрын
Yes, this is a pretty constant battle with Orin. He will fight over his categories even when they make no sense. He is a five year old though, so it's cool.
@pagecarlee626
@pagecarlee626 Жыл бұрын
My elementary school teacher was explaining states of matter to us, Liquid she said could be put into a glass & take the shape of it, but solids couldn't... So I asked "what is a wet washcloth, cause I'm pretty sure it's solid but it will fit in a glass" & I got told to be quiet during the lesson. I was also unequivocally afraid that I'd accidentally cut through an atom when cutting an apple & cause an atom bomb explosion.
@krank23
@krank23 Жыл бұрын
As a fellow teacher (older students though), I wonder if "struggling with ideas" is maybe a good way to just describe… learning.
@myladycasagrande863
@myladycasagrande863 Жыл бұрын
So is Australia a continent, or just an island with high self-esteem?
@zettagotbored9341
@zettagotbored9341 Жыл бұрын
I was a STEM teacher for all of like 6 months and my kids asked the best questions. Like why different particles have different charges and why things have different densities and the differences actually are for the different states of matter. This was the first job I got after college where no one has time for these questions and it was incredible
@jlhitz35
@jlhitz35 Жыл бұрын
This video, man... The fact that it goes from "I'm TRANSCENDING!" to "Almost everything that we think of as dichotomous is, in fact, spectral." in the space of 5 minutes is just *chef's kiss*. I haven't come close to watching all the vlogbrothers videos, but this may be my favorite video on KZfaq.
@TheBreeNichols
@TheBreeNichols Жыл бұрын
I didn't realize this was 8 months ago and thought this was released today and got excited to see John and Hank together and bubbly during their hard times right now. 😔💜
@BlankPicketSign
@BlankPicketSign Жыл бұрын
"Almost everything we think of as dichotomous is, in fact, spectral" Another amazing quote, thank you!
@bethperforms6191
@bethperforms6191 Жыл бұрын
And then, where something falls on a spectrum is in itself perspectival-the spectra are spectral!
@SamanthaRichardsonWP
@SamanthaRichardsonWP Жыл бұрын
Hats off to Hank for figuring out the loophole to giving us a longer video for the last day of Pizzamas 💖🍕
@fraidarahbaran6076
@fraidarahbaran6076 Жыл бұрын
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@emilyschettlers
@emilyschettlers Жыл бұрын
If only Hank wore hats :P
@giannizombie
@giannizombie Жыл бұрын
This was such a refeshing video. Absolutely loved you guys hanging out and being silly and learning stuff and like whatever. And also I love having these conversations with my Brother too!
@jahipalmer8782
@jahipalmer8782 Жыл бұрын
The best part of this video is watching brothers interacting in a positive way ( which is something that I don't know if I have experienced).
@misharumkittum
@misharumkittum Жыл бұрын
This is the first time I've seen you two interact directly and in person, and it is so wholesome. Also, its Tellurium.
@ThePCguy17
@ThePCguy17 Жыл бұрын
Somehow I just knew it was going to be named after Earth. But yeah, I would never have got that on my own, probably not even if I tried to look it up.
@andrinoide8855
@andrinoide8855 Жыл бұрын
but if we count plutonium cerium also deserves to be on the list
@CultureStress
@CultureStress Жыл бұрын
Okay but hear me out.... Krypton
@1zl541
@1zl541 Жыл бұрын
@@ThePCguy17 My immediate thoughts were "It's gotta be Earth... Terra... Terrarium! Wait, no; that's not an element"
@ThePCguy17
@ThePCguy17 Жыл бұрын
@@CultureStress Okay so that is indeed hilarious...but I'm pretty sure you've got cause and effect backward there.
@fitz7663
@fitz7663 Жыл бұрын
I enjoy that the boundaries between "shrub" and "tree" are so blurred that many plants can switch between them depending on how they grow (pruning, effects of things around it stunting/directing/allowing growth) and that there is a whole category called "trub".
@eddierayvanlynch6133
@eddierayvanlynch6133 Жыл бұрын
Trub... 🤔 ...yesss...
@samandom8772
@samandom8772 Жыл бұрын
Then there's the banana tree which is actually a herb.
@Nien10
@Nien10 Жыл бұрын
This video is some of my favorite pieces of media, making my brain do braining in very interesting ways while at the same time just being fun chaos 😂❤️
@maggieplummer2950
@maggieplummer2950 Жыл бұрын
I would love to see a sitcom series of what dinner table conversations were like with these 2 growing up.
@daniellesisson5964
@daniellesisson5964 Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite quotes is from Oscar Wilde’s Portrait of Dorian Grey, “To define is to limit,” and I think it perfectly encapsulates the idea of the human convention of naming things as a tool that both limits and expands our understanding of something. The quote itself is a limiting definition, but implicitly, it also expands the idea of what it means to “define” in a way that broadens the scope of how we communicate. It makes me think about how the language that we use to describe the world around us adapts to better serve us as we change, contracting and expanding around the current bounds of our collective perception.
@april147
@april147 Жыл бұрын
I think this is going to be my new favorite quote! Thanks!
@stellviahohenheim
@stellviahohenheim Жыл бұрын
I prefer Olivia Wilde
@danielsieker9927
@danielsieker9927 Жыл бұрын
To define is to limit is, in extension, the literal translation of the origin, latin word "definere", which means setting bounds to smth or limiting smth.
@professionalasexual172
@professionalasexual172 Жыл бұрын
My sister’s in Italy and I miss her a lot. Watching this gave me a nice dose of chaotic joyful sibling energy. I feel a lot better
@fugithegreat
@fugithegreat Жыл бұрын
Given Nerdfighteria's ability to make things happen, I bet we could locate a complete Pizza John collection in under a day, and have a physical gallery in a week.
@CL-go2ji
@CL-go2ji Жыл бұрын
This might be worth doing, just to prove it can be done. I move this be the project for the next round anniversary.
@bookworm272
@bookworm272 Жыл бұрын
@@CL-go2ji or a scavenger hunt, like looking for merch hidden throughout the woods, also different prizes like “One hug from John” or “Get Hank to say sausage simultaneously with you” or something, scattered throughout the woods. For every person that shows up, $50 is automatically donated to charity. Each hunt item found also has an amount that’s donated (not by the finder, they get to keep the prize, just finding it sparks the donation) People could bring lunch, make a whole day out of tromping through the woods looking for carpets. Oh, what if you could donate a certain amount for a hint to where certain items are! Another way to make money for charity!
@Sixica
@Sixica Жыл бұрын
@@bookworm272 Okay, just for a second, I'm going to longer on the fact that I read "a hug from John" as a prize, and I got a gut-punch aching longing... almost to the point of tears. I think hugs from John could probably be prescribed as medication.
@qatquest
@qatquest Жыл бұрын
You both bring me joy. I'm going through a rough time right now, but you guys have simple joys of interacting and talking makes me happy. Thank you sincerely
@geeksdo1tbetter
@geeksdo1tbetter 2 ай бұрын
May you live with greater ease, excellent Nerdfighter!
@JWMCMLXXX
@JWMCMLXXX Жыл бұрын
It’s interesting to watch John think while Hank is explaining. That’s an expression you don’t see much from presenters.
@justyourlocalrat_
@justyourlocalrat_ Жыл бұрын
Ending pizzamas on a longer video was probably one of the best surprises this week, I would personally never object to reunion videos breaking the 4 minute rule without punishment even if they weren't educational
@cate0843
@cate0843 Жыл бұрын
Agreed! I scrolled down to the comments to say exactly the same thing and was pleased to see your response already. They've made extended cuts of reunion videos before, I'm sure it would just be easier for everyone (including the audience) to have an exception to the rule for reunions.
@iamthebock
@iamthebock Жыл бұрын
Agreed 👍
@textorcall-4001
@textorcall-4001 Жыл бұрын
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@mars_girl
@mars_girl Жыл бұрын
That close-up was one of the top moments of cinematography 2022 has to offer. We sure did do it, Joe!
@Which-Craft
@Which-Craft Жыл бұрын
This is literally one of the most FUN (oh, and educational) vlogbrothers videos I've ever seen. Thank you!
@jonathandonley3299
@jonathandonley3299 Жыл бұрын
This is the first video ever to see both of you in it and I love you both even more now. Never stop being you guys.
@gussnarp
@gussnarp Жыл бұрын
At 3:38, John is clearly having an idea. This Pizza John Gallery thing might happen... or some unexpected variation on the concept.
@Shalom64221
@Shalom64221 Жыл бұрын
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@shieldon530
@shieldon530 Жыл бұрын
All of us Pluto defenders can finally know peace, merry pizzamas guys
@maxonmendel5757
@maxonmendel5757 Жыл бұрын
that sentimental bit about the sun at 6:43 is also in The Anthropocene Reviewed
@eliedgecomb4903
@eliedgecomb4903 9 ай бұрын
I feel like what we’re really missing is a book by the two of them where they’re characters realize that they might just be characters in a John Green book.
@aussietom85
@aussietom85 Жыл бұрын
I enjoyed this episode of Dear Hank and John
@untappedinkwell
@untappedinkwell Жыл бұрын
same!
@dallinshumway7188
@dallinshumway7188 Жыл бұрын
I see what you did there 😂
@scvannost
@scvannost Жыл бұрын
Cerium! After Ceres, which is also no longer a planet like Pluto, just older so people have forgotten
@fartherout.1046
@fartherout.1046 Жыл бұрын
oh that might be it, i thought it was tellerium after the earth
@flutterbree
@flutterbree Жыл бұрын
I love that hank was so deep into the knowledge of knowing which elements were planets, that he forgot the easiest one 😂
@s.hinzman7728
@s.hinzman7728 Жыл бұрын
I love watching them be brothers together, it makes my heart happy
@coreykeays7249
@coreykeays7249 Жыл бұрын
"Even back then I was a big fan of government regulation" Story checks out. Merry Pizzamas to nerdfighters everywhere!
@inquisitiveterrestrian
@inquisitiveterrestrian Жыл бұрын
Merry Pizzamas!
@MexicanHobbit
@MexicanHobbit Жыл бұрын
I thought for sure he was gonna say “public health”
@EcceJack
@EcceJack Жыл бұрын
Honestly, until Hank said "this was a trick" (video is educational to allow for it to be longer) I was genuinely thinking to myself "Wow, what a wealth of information and interaction in under 4 minutes! I didn't realise so much can be said in that time!!" because it *felt* like no time at all had passed! 😄
@rubag223
@rubag223 Жыл бұрын
same experience! i was like wow i really enjoyed that...14mins later haha
@sexyscientist
@sexyscientist Жыл бұрын
😂
@glockbell
@glockbell Жыл бұрын
I didn't notice until I started reading comments.
@amandamoraesmondini5495
@amandamoraesmondini5495 Жыл бұрын
A energia caótica desses dois juntos é maravilhosa ❤
@travishawbecker4433
@travishawbecker4433 Жыл бұрын
such a good energy between yall, i hope to have that sort of chaotic positivity with someone someday
@katetoolate234
@katetoolate234 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for making the "long ass" video where you two chatted in a tree. I really appreciated having a longer than normal Vlogbrothers video that's mostly just these two brothers talking; It's always great to see. 😄
@A.Filthy.Casual
@A.Filthy.Casual Жыл бұрын
Pizza John staring up at you through foliage NEEDS to be a design for next pizzamas
@perrywhite3955
@perrywhite3955 Жыл бұрын
Hello
@roftherealm3418
@roftherealm3418 Жыл бұрын
I'm also in favor of leaving it there in the woods
@fiftysquiggly
@fiftysquiggly Жыл бұрын
WHY ARE THE BOTH OF YOU SO NATURALLY ENTERTAINING
@markdaviddesigns
@markdaviddesigns Жыл бұрын
This is one of my new favorite formats. I loved it! More!
@michaelflattery2298
@michaelflattery2298 Жыл бұрын
I was like "AHA, they hid the secret element answer in the video!" because Phosphorus was the name for Venus in its appearance as the Morning Star... but Tellurium is literally named after earth... Hank! You gotta watch your enumeration!
@BartonChittenden
@BartonChittenden Жыл бұрын
And here, I thought it was Terrarium.
@raetona
@raetona Жыл бұрын
The chaotic educational yet profound and loving energy here is exactly the vibe I live for. I'm so thankful you continue to share your thoughts with us. Happy Pizzamas!
@textorcall-4001
@textorcall-4001 Жыл бұрын
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@DRuddful
@DRuddful Жыл бұрын
Loved this format and can't wait to see more like this.
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