Please stop eating me alive, I'm trying to read...

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Жыл бұрын

Twitch - www.twitch.tv/charborg
Shop - charborg.gg/
Main Channel - kzfaq.info
Twitter - charborgg
Discord - discord.gg/bxmnz7CHYD
Music - share.epidemicsound.com/ymyd8x
Criken - www.twitch.tv/criken
Sput - www.twitch.tv/sput
Wobo - www.twitch.tv/wobowobo
Edited by Slipp - kzfaq.info/love/aSE53jhU6GU9hdDPgfikCg
0:00 - Intro
1:08 - Getting Started
3:46 - The Gnomes
9:03 - Sput dies
9:43 - The market incident
11:23 - The Boulder Zone
12:41 - Curse of the gargaloyal
15:22 - The Poison Pits
19:00 - The boulder button
19:37 - More Gargaloyals
22:11 - The Lusty Goblin Maid
24:16 - Battle of the Batteries
26:08 - The frozen enemies
27:48 - The Lusty Goblin Maid II
29:30 - The Invisible Morons
31:29 - Time for a little cat nap
33:53 - The Lusty Goblin Maid III
34:43 - The Baron Fight
36:04 - The Wobo Killing Combo
37:15 - The most heroic rat
38:23 - The most deadest spider
39:38 - It's all falling apart
40:57 - The end
42:39 - Outro
I entered a dark and freaky dungeon with my friends and we got flattened by boulders and killed by gnomes. Anyway, follow me on Twitch :p
#gaming #funnymoments #streamhighlights

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@Bebby_Binkins Жыл бұрын

The level of influence the Lusty Argonian Maid holds is scary

@DeadSpacedOut Жыл бұрын

I can't believe Todd would steal such a sacred book idea, from this game...

@5FIVE_PEBBLES Жыл бұрын

I was about to make a comment about that

@HopefullyUnknown 6 ай бұрын

yo real question tho Lusty Arogarion maid or Lusty goblin maid????

@steampunklich 6 ай бұрын

Of course the og one is better

@smergthedargon8974 3 ай бұрын

@@HopefullyUnknown Argonian, clearly. That cloacoochie go bonkers.

@lakesquid2671 Жыл бұрын

Don't worry Charborg, you guys aren't that bad, the Gnomes really are that mean to everyone.

@HotheadLad Жыл бұрын

The gnomes gave my character a wedgie. :(

@noahtaylor1721 Жыл бұрын

@@HotheadLadThought that was a :) for a second and got concerned

@peterdafox Жыл бұрын

@@noahtaylor1721 ;)

@noahtaylor1721 Жыл бұрын

@@peterdafox Oh no

@meloms_smolem_ Жыл бұрын

can confirm, gnomes stuffed me in locker and stole my life savings

@swapper5684 Жыл бұрын

11:31 in all my hours playing Barony I have never in my life seen a boulder roll into the safe room like that

@kiyohime7236 Жыл бұрын

I have had the unfortunate opposite experience, at least three times.

@bradyotter9109 10 ай бұрын

I died once to it on my switch. All I heard was a Boulder then death. I laughed so hard.

@princepeach_ 9 ай бұрын

Happened to my party twice... and we were all standing IN FRONT of the door... ruined perfect runs D:

@Chubby_Lemon 9 ай бұрын

never seen the game before but that scene slayed me XD

@bradyotter9109 3 ай бұрын

It happened again in one of my recent playthroughs. Thankfully I've gone in the habit of immediately moving to the corner of the room before I go out on the floor.

@crisperstorm Жыл бұрын

This gave us a new Charborgism "pathageway" to add to "gargaloyle" or other hits like "ghostual"

@JJSnake Жыл бұрын

My favorite is "michaelwave" and "michaelphone". But Gargleoil is great, too!

@SenorBobII Жыл бұрын

also whatever he said at 12:23

@sharpgnashingteeth Жыл бұрын

"skeltilon"

@celestialcressy Жыл бұрын

"tallier" and "knewn"

@toxic_shr00m 11 ай бұрын

"kitching"

@purplefanta7142 Жыл бұрын

Barony is SUCH an underrated hidden gem. So many people dont push past the first zone and dont realize how much of a dragon ball z game this turns into later.

@BestMeme2031 Жыл бұрын

Facts, the best is using the traders with the bloodletting spell in the last trader area to max all of your stats and cruise through the crystal caves 😮‍💨

@IvoChannelTuga Жыл бұрын

@@BestMeme2031 ayo what

@mishagaming1075 10 ай бұрын

@@IvoChannelTugaI think he means let the traders heal by doing damage to you and then attack them with a weak weapon of the weapon type you wanna train in, it will give you exp, which i think is what he meant.

@Slaraffus2750 6 ай бұрын

Game looks amazing, totally my style. . . but, it's a roguelike, meaning it's trash to me by default. Really just not my thing. Non-rogue dungeon crawlers is just a dead medium, apparently.

@purplefanta7142 6 ай бұрын

@@Slaraffus2750 because you don't like starting over? There's no meta progress is that's what you're wondering. Other than race specific classes become available on other monster races after winning with them. Humans can play all classes regardless. But a vampire brewer for example won't happen until you win with a goatmam Brewer.

@sbj_reti5354 Жыл бұрын

"I don't hear chittering I think all the knomes are dead." Proceeds to get snuck up on by the most hideous creature anyone's ever seen

@flooghini5248 7 ай бұрын

Why'd you spell gnome with a 'k'? Please elaborate.

@GHOST5800000 3 ай бұрын

@@flooghini5248 Korean gnomes

@PrincessPotion Ай бұрын

Second most hideous. I don't think they put me in the game X3

@WaffleKingler Жыл бұрын

I'm not trying to be "That Guy" but I just want you to know that you have almost single handedly pulled me out of my mindset. I work a full-time overnight job where we're the black sheep for some reason. We do the hardest work but eh. Not many friends. I'm losing touch with reality. I've been so depressed over the last few months. I found your videos on KZfaq about two days ago and when I say that I scamper home to watch another, it would be an understatement. I don't have work tonight. I'm downloading twitch again and subbing. You and your crew are amazing! I haven't laughed this hard, this consistently in a long time. I deeply appreciate you!

@celestialcressy Жыл бұрын

happy for you duude

@Terror_Ism Жыл бұрын

You still good big fella?

@deathwingterminator2786 Жыл бұрын

Great on you my mans,, I've been to a many dark place glad you're out of your's

@WaffleKingler Жыл бұрын

@@Terror_Ism we still fighting 6 nights a week. Time isn't a concept anymore. We're still the same 4 people stocking an entire grocery store in 8 hours (ACME). 2 guys in their 70's, me and a boss chick, (both 31) we're still the black sheep and treated like crap but, as long as you're paying me like you are, I don't mind. Especially when I get to come home to dope videos. I understand that I can switch to day work but there's personal family reasons why I work overnights. I also like that there's no customers. The small thing, I guess. I hope you're doing well as well!

@WaffleKingler Жыл бұрын

@@celestialcressy I appreciate you!

@GooberAlert Жыл бұрын

Ok "charborg" thank you for this video, it still wont make us forget about what you did to those innocent fish.

@trentlindsey7401 Жыл бұрын

Cranky because you're impaled aren't you

@rddzXS Жыл бұрын

Those fish deserved it

@rafaelbalsan4512 Жыл бұрын

How to spot a Jschlatt subscriber

@mothpoopfart2708 Жыл бұрын

@@rafaelbalsan4512 how to lure jschlatt subscribers

@ApostleOfCats Жыл бұрын

Bruh he ain’t charschlatt

@2themax351 Жыл бұрын

Imagine being the dungeon master and these guys are your players for the campaign.

@bigbalticbox Жыл бұрын

Just as bad as General Sam and his squad

@alexblack6058 Жыл бұрын

Idk man seems like a standard campaign to me

@ocean395 Жыл бұрын

@@bigbalticbox CHARMED I'M SURE

@assfucker6997 Жыл бұрын

I did some scrolling, it appears that thankfully this 8-hour old video does not have comments on it that are 10 days old or something crazy like that. KZfaq might not be too bad, but it's not too good either.

@CrossbredManiac Жыл бұрын

At least they aren't seducing doors

@alberth8125 Жыл бұрын

''We found a book that helped us, the Lusty Goblin Maid'' oh boy, the flashbacks that fucking gave me.

@JamesJJSMilton Жыл бұрын

I can feel the Morrowind inside me

@symbiotesoda1148 Жыл бұрын

It doesn’t matter where you go, you can literally NEVER escape The Lusty Argonian Maid.

@DeadSpacedOut Жыл бұрын

@@symbiotesoda1148 Hey you, you're finally awake.

@mishagaming1075 10 ай бұрын

I actually got flashbacks from the time i decided to read a random book in barony, guess what that was? LUSTY GOBLIN MAID!

@e_knees8816 Жыл бұрын

I don’t know what it is about your voice, but it is so charming. It makes you funnier somehow.

@bigbalticbox Жыл бұрын

Charmborg

@S0fizzy Жыл бұрын

Ik his lil giggles are so funny and cute 😭

@Volti-Vagra Жыл бұрын

charming? brother, drinking molten glass would be more fun >speaks normally >turns mouse slightly faster than normal >suddenly screeches so hard im on my second pair of speakers due to him charming as a donkey with dysentery

@bigbalticbox Жыл бұрын

@@Volti-Vagra If your speakers are fucked because of Charborg then you either have no idea how to use speakers or you're partially deaf. Would not be surprised if you're partially deaf *because* you have no idea how to use speakers

@erinw.9256 Жыл бұрын

@@bigbalticbox Charmborg Charmborg Charmborg

@fawkespryde9183 Жыл бұрын

It was funny when they blindfolded Sput and he decided to keep wearing it. It became hilarious when he said "let me know if you need a heal" and Criken died because they blindfolded the healer

@bmkbbk123 Жыл бұрын

man im so happy i started watching you after seeing you on jermas stream. your comedy and how much you involve your chat. I'm happy to be here bc I'm sure char is gonna just see more growth.

@burgersquinn Жыл бұрын

same

@DettyD15 Жыл бұрын

Make sure to check out his other channels and BedBananas as well :)

@fritz6862 Жыл бұрын

another charborg- i mean CHRBRG video to make everyone's day better

@libertyjensen6321 Жыл бұрын

Alright everyone, put the pitchforks down...

@frfrongong9712 Жыл бұрын

@@libertyjensen6321 can you explain the charborg CHRBRG thing im not quite sure i get it yet

@S0fizzy Жыл бұрын

@@frfrongong9712 this is technically his second channel, his first channel is called charborg and people hate when they say charborg instead of CHRBRG for some reason

@frfrongong9712 Жыл бұрын

@@S0fizzy i see, thanks!

@AlanaBananaCanada Жыл бұрын

Churrrburrrg

@DuncTV Жыл бұрын

I don't know if it gets acknowledged later in the video but that shopkeeper like 3 minutes in is dressed like Peter Griffin and named Peter and I just felt like pointing that out.

@ilikekeylimepie4624 Жыл бұрын

Just in case anyone else was wondering the game is called Barony!

@ark-net Жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@LeJayKay Жыл бұрын

🙏 thank you lol

@victoriouswinner7745 Жыл бұрын

"Please stop eating me alive, I'm trying to read..." both sounds like a bad 2 sentence horror and a average day in school

@thepoyobehindtheslaughter985 Жыл бұрын

"GIVE ME YOUR FLESH CHARCHAR!" -Gnome

@tikimillie Жыл бұрын

Putting a blindfold on in panic is such a mooood

@BagelBoyMan Жыл бұрын

The lusty goblin maid is a reference to Skyrim where there’s a book called “The Lusty Argonian Maid”

@khaledx735 2 ай бұрын

I once found this book in the miraak dimension (i forgot its name)

@yamstree2454 Ай бұрын

more like an elder scrolls reference in general, it has been around since morrowind

@PuchuKt Жыл бұрын

The gnome level is hard but so worth it, the artifact is great, plenty of gold, the lightning staff can carry you through the next world, the pickaxes are always useful

@Higglebert Жыл бұрын

whats the game called slime

@Ryanrulesok Жыл бұрын

@@Higglebert Barony

@BestMeme2031 Жыл бұрын

Best rouge-like ever made imo

@mishagaming1075 10 ай бұрын

@@BestMeme2031Ikr, it's a shame there's so little enemies though, and around in mid-game and late-game the game just stops being challenging, or just becomes impossible for certain characters (looking at you here, post-hamlet enemies that have so much hp offensive spells are useless)

@BestMeme2031 10 ай бұрын

@@mishagaming1075 I feel that, some classes are completely useless in solos. If you haven't yet tried the Punisher class though I'd highly recommend.

@emmettbrown3463 Жыл бұрын

i love the over the hedge turtle counter going up every time the book is read

@Mr_Pharenheit Жыл бұрын

This is the most chaotic neutral group of adventurers 😂

@ares395 Жыл бұрын

This is one of those games that I'd enjoy with friends but not alone. I don't have friends so

@bigbalticbox Жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's exactly that kind of game, trust me

@richardbudgell7507 Жыл бұрын

Got steam? Discord? Might be lookin for a buddy

@Videometh Жыл бұрын

@@richardbudgell7507what’s ur steam

@mishagaming1075 10 ай бұрын

The game actually has a discord server with a lot of nice people, it even has a dedicated channel to people looking for a multiplayer lobby, also the random people you'll find are usually good substitutes for friends as party members.

@glopper Жыл бұрын

I really think you are one of my favorite youtubers and streamers. I'm glad.

@sylviebird Жыл бұрын

I started straight up cry laughing at poor Sput the Spider being brutally destroyed by Charborg's bloodlust

@IDontCare231 Жыл бұрын

A true man’s reading material

@charallave1000 Жыл бұрын

Barony with you guys is amazing, I'm glad that you did more of it!

@dollenrm Жыл бұрын

Oh they have keep inventory on death on, im so used to tomatos insane ruleset where they're functionally naked if they die and they gotta shlep everyones gear to next floor if they want them to be helpful

@frederickblackston Жыл бұрын

When that boulder rolled in I almost died of laughter

@MisterJW Жыл бұрын

Holding space bar will not matter, when you have a BRIGHT LIGHT FLOATING SHOWCASING IT TO EVERY GNOME

@simonschmidt444 Жыл бұрын

38:38 the "OOOOWWwwww :(!!" made me freaking cry out of laughter dude

@digitalunity Жыл бұрын

"Your shot glances off the-" That sign can't stop me, because I can't read

@mattsopiratoso790 Жыл бұрын

"I PANICKED AND PUT THE BLINDFOLD ON" Ah yes, because not being able to see the danger will make you immune to it. 5.000 IQ

@imaghost2961 Жыл бұрын

I once downloaded a mod that added an argonian maid named Lusty into Skyrim. She didn’t really do anything, but it was still hilarious. Seeing references to it is so funny!! 😆😂

@pseudimo Жыл бұрын

this video felt more unhinged than usual I love it

@vaas7377 Жыл бұрын

New Chrbrg video! God dayum, can't wait to watch it! I'm still mad about myself that I couldnt' catch any of your streams :(

@vaas7377 Жыл бұрын

@@krisztoferbozsanyi542 I agree with that! But watching it live may be an experience too! Hopefully we both- along with anyone else manage to catch his streams one day or another!

@WretchedRedoran Жыл бұрын

You a new viewer?

@nutzeeber Ай бұрын

12:23 i can't stop laughing how his panicked blabber followed a rhythm

@meatshield_ Жыл бұрын

The stream was great, and so was this video. Still can't believe he pressed the boulder button at the zoo. Every time you guys play this game, it makes me want to play it, then I spend the next 2 hours dying on floor 3. Really tough game. I love watching the little "Huhh" emote pop up.

@mishagaming1075 10 ай бұрын

Just play warrior if you want an easier time and try to get all artifacts (if you have trouble with gnomish mines just quit if you think you are about to die, you will save ur progress)

@keirajonsey6955 Жыл бұрын

is the lust goblin maid a reference to the lusty argonian maid from oblivion?

@StrawRaccoon Жыл бұрын

GamezJohn, Wobo, Criken, Sput, and Char together is an early Christmas miracle 🥰

@EhFrank 2 ай бұрын

30:35 I think that is the most terrified scream I have ever heard

@Otherversian Жыл бұрын

Somehow, here before anyone could've finished the video. Wild. Very excited to watch.

@christopherterzakos6118 Жыл бұрын

Chrbrg you should post more of this, you have a really nice voice and it would be a shame if it weren't.

@theelltrain8985 Жыл бұрын

That is A strange way to say that you’re gonna steal someone’s voice box if they don’t upload

@ivanfreeman1977 Жыл бұрын

The boulder coming in through the door was hilarious

@gaberealking4103 Жыл бұрын

04:42 homie really said “I got scared”💀

@thebosstin2420 Жыл бұрын

All these new viewers are too wholesome to the bald man

@Sammie_Boi Жыл бұрын

I love watching you play this game! It's really cool!!

@sirthanksalot97 Жыл бұрын

What *is* the game? Don't think it's listed in the description or anything

@nicholaspassage1295 Жыл бұрын

@@sirthanksalot97 barony

@bigbalticbox Жыл бұрын

@@nicholaspassage1295 barony

@sirthanksalot97 Жыл бұрын

@@nicholaspassage1295 Cheers, finally an answer!

@mishagaming1075 10 ай бұрын

@@sirthanksalot97Tip for next time, videos have something that says the game they are playing under the description.

@wadball 5 ай бұрын

11:30 i just love charborg's laugh

@CrashMandoo Жыл бұрын

I love watching you play this game

@Wufflebox Жыл бұрын

Never thought I would see this masterpiece of a game would pop up in my feed

@stevensheets7217 Жыл бұрын

Chrbrg is one of a kind. I love his work.

@PortaMagenta Жыл бұрын

11:26 boulder moment boulder moment

@theobservers114 Жыл бұрын

Barony good, gnomes mines can either be the run ender or the run maker, my friends and I had it down to a science doing runs

@FriendlyGoblinWasTaken Жыл бұрын

The Lusty Goblin Maid? Didn't know The Lusty Argonian Maid author had a maidverse

@unscrewedfish Жыл бұрын

43 minute Chudborg video?! Must be my lucky day :)

@SeedlingNL Жыл бұрын

Trolls are very easy to handle, btw. They will go to the last place they got attacked from, and they are pretty much blind, so as long as you aren't right next to them or get cornered, you can safely kite them even in a 2 wide hallway...

@ennsomniac Жыл бұрын

More of these games my dude, so damn fire

@ennsomniac Жыл бұрын

Actually play what you want, no pressure ;w;

@IvoChannelTuga Жыл бұрын

Barony and Charborg is such a good combo

@BlackXStarrk Жыл бұрын

The title reminds me of a book I remember from elder scrolls skyrim but I can't quite remember the name I wonder what it was.

@TactfulTodd Жыл бұрын

Every time I see an upload it's like a little gift. Thank you for being you dude.

@isaacharris9649 Жыл бұрын

That’s gotta be a reference in some way

@rickatanasianman5136 Жыл бұрын

YOUR FLESH FUELS MY LOVE CHARBORG

@v.n.ofishmaster6168 Жыл бұрын

Didn’t think there would be an elderscrolls classic tale in a roguelike pixel game

@Archie_thewater.77 Жыл бұрын

CHRBRG: i see Who you are. The wasteland water: you are my enemy

@CrashOzzy1223 Жыл бұрын

0:40 sounds like an elder scrolls reference

@nmf0 Жыл бұрын

To be fair, me and my friends got pretty good at this game but we're still terrified of the gnomes.

@evilpat9849 Жыл бұрын

Beat this game a couple of times, very fun

@TarotVylan 2 ай бұрын

Fear the Gargamoyle as it wanders down the Pathageway

@P0PE418 Жыл бұрын

another charborg Barony video? yes pleaaase.

@Falling_Down Жыл бұрын

3:34 shopkeep is wearing peter griffin clothes

@Axel-wo6qu Жыл бұрын

I'm a bit surprised to see someone playing this game in my KZfaq feed.

@treyae7271 Жыл бұрын

now this is pod..*COUGH COUGH* riveting gameplay

@_motho_ Жыл бұрын

me when i see a gargaloyle go down a pathageway

@croc_moat2327 Жыл бұрын

Damn right, rock and stone, brother, this is what we do, for Karl

@Ethnicgnome Жыл бұрын

We're not sorry

@fatbadger366 Жыл бұрын

Barony needs more representation. Been playing it for years, and I'm surprised it hasn't gotten more recognition.

@theuniverse5311 Жыл бұрын

1:19 Less than a minute into the gameplay and it's already a bdsm orgy

@idfk-gb9dj Жыл бұрын

Isn't the lusty goblin maid a reference to skyrims lastly argonian maid?

@alexs.7956 Жыл бұрын

"dungeon milk... I'M BLIND" LMFAO

@pluvial-dude7348 Жыл бұрын

3:29 gave me hu8ge minecraft nostalgia

@Drsnak Жыл бұрын

12:22 ancestral magic

@ZakeirSnake 7 ай бұрын

"If you don't like the videos, uh, sorry." I always think about this when people say "if you liked the video" 'cause if they didn't like it, they either wouldn't stick around or it wouldn't matter and this just perfectly sums it up, lol.

@epictacozcm Жыл бұрын

the gnomes sound like jerma

@nachoben3975 Жыл бұрын

16:33 ronnie mcnutt music

@Kilimanjarooo Жыл бұрын

gnomewaffen is out to get you charborg. we're already in motion

@sparten939 Жыл бұрын

And thats why you never say "i think they're all"

@Averagebreatherofoxygen Жыл бұрын

Ah yes my favourite book 50 shades of gnome

@TuffMelon Жыл бұрын

Oh my god, I thought that boulder came through because someone opened the door. I didn't know nobody did anything wrong and the game just screwed them xD