A HFY Story : "Ploink" to get a Human test sample & What does our AI speak of us?

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Agro Squirrel Narrates

Күн бұрын

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@AgroSquerril Жыл бұрын

alighty , surgery is next week wed. Over an hour in theater and then a stay overnight. 1 week of pure recovery , 1 week of sounding very snoty then decreasing levels of sounding snoty

@shaunford8529 Жыл бұрын

you getting better is all that matters

@xunheilvsnipezx3324 Жыл бұрын

Get better soon, we'll wait.

@adzz8012 Жыл бұрын

Best of luck mate. Recover well :)

@jukkiivi4282 Жыл бұрын

Take it easy and return to recording only when you have healed enough! Thumbs up (Finnish version of fingers crossed) for successful operation and speedy recovery

@kurt8127 Жыл бұрын

Look after yourself just know we look forward to hearing your sexy voice once your are ready, till then take it easy

@Bertranddeghaul Жыл бұрын

At this point I'm convinced that the writers make up names the way they do just to see if they can trip up the narrator.

@Tang0Fox1 Жыл бұрын

Lol

@Maeshalanadae Жыл бұрын

Nothing tops the one that had names that sounded like flooded car engines. 😂😂😂

@machstormer Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, it has mostly to do with copyrights. By having unique names, it makes it harder for someone to claim you copied from them while also making it easier to defend your own copyright.

@alganhar1 Жыл бұрын

@@machstormer In this case it has NOTHING to do with copyright. All the crappy made up names were for things in the common domain. You are not going to be sued for calling the main weapon on a tank a gun, or a room a room. Those words are part of common language thus CANNOT be copyrighted. No, its just an author being overly 'clever'. You use invented words for core concepts or ideals, or perhaps processes, not common objects. Using blikkivit or whatever the hell it was for gun is not clever, its pedantic.

@PanduPoluan 11 ай бұрын

Someone in the comments said that _that's_ exactly what the author had in mind: Trying to make narrators have some... Interesting times 😂

@Ibian666 Жыл бұрын

That first story worked. Having a bad day and it still made me smile. Bravo.

@mattbrown5511 Жыл бұрын

You have a gift for finding interesting stories. You are truly a bard in a world of blandness.

@Calaban619 Жыл бұрын

Story1: "from that day forward High Relations Officer was awarded for his patented "calm the raging ape down with silly higher mind distractions defusing the pimitive instincts" Human psychology. ...and the Subcommander hereafter named 'Subcommander Dubstep' is famed for literally disarming an armed human, with only his name

@jukkiivi4282 Жыл бұрын

The first story was funny! On r/HFY the author said the story was made narrators in mind. I have been waiting for this. Like father like son. The human AI enjoys wars! For the Authors! May They Write Moar! For the Narrator! May He Recover Soon! For the Algorithm! May It Always Favor the Skverrel! For the Beard! May It Regrow Quickly!

@Maeshalanadae Жыл бұрын

I get the feeling this was written by Dr. Seuss’s grandchild.

@jeanannd Жыл бұрын

Hope your surgery is easy to take and that you have a good recovery!

@kaliban4758 Жыл бұрын

I concur

@Kualinar Жыл бұрын

Alien AI specialize in a single field. Human AI specialize in Friendship and Companionship, in collaboration.

@juliancoenen4917 Жыл бұрын

Zamn that was a fun read, now the exciting human AI has emotionless and warmongering friends :D Yay!

@Netherdan Жыл бұрын

The human AI protagonist got the yandere AI and the kuudere AI waifus/husbandos

@MidnightSmoke Жыл бұрын

Here is your like and comment as payment for the story and to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

@brianjuergensmeyer8809 Жыл бұрын

Saying Hi! to Al. We'll hold down the fort until you're feeling well enough to get back into the saddle. Best of luck for the surgery and the recovery following!

@allenmorgan1007 Жыл бұрын

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

@zetaking2909 Жыл бұрын

@agrosquerril remember to keep the mostly holy vox caster well oiled after the surgery to implant, and i sure you will take back you place from bog big throat (i hear he had a run in with the ratty imperium). Also im sure you can ask the tiny of the fish tank to cover if worse come to worse ^.^

@patraic5241 Жыл бұрын

That first story got a real chuckle out of me.😂

@cysulzer3703 Жыл бұрын

Best wishes for you and take care of yourself if you need extra rest please take it do not push yourself we can wait until you are 100 percent

@michelelyons9410 4 ай бұрын

That first story was screamingly funny! And how grand that the station manager knew that the best way to defuse the situation was to engage in humor! I can actually see that really working.

@ArchonSG1 Жыл бұрын

I wonder what they would think of our Manamana-badeedeedeedeep?

@WingManFang1 Жыл бұрын

Ploink was freaking Highlarious 😂😂😂😂😂

@DefaultFlame Жыл бұрын

The first story had me grinning like a loon.

@derekstein6193 Жыл бұрын

"Before the assault of laughter, nothing can stand."

@seanc.cooper4669 8 ай бұрын

Amazing and talented writers. Your delivery. It's all awesome. Keep it up. One day I'll find a way to send you something to keep you guys going. I'm dyslexic you guys help me out every day. Audible started me on audio books. You guys open up a whole new access to short stories. I listen sometimes all day. In the car I play you guys instead of music. Thanks again if I had money I would send you some. I feel bad that I'm getting all this amazing entertainment for free. When I can I'll donate.

@PanduPoluan 11 ай бұрын

I am soooo wanting to know how many times Agro Squarel broke down in rolling laughter as he read the first story 🤣

@rickkeimig993 Жыл бұрын

I enjoy hearing your stories, take care of yourself.

@Iluvantir Жыл бұрын

Oompuffity... I'm stealing that. That's great - everything else was awesomely well read of course. But I just had to be honest about my word theft. Oompuffity. Love it!

@RealArcalian Жыл бұрын

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: A long set up for a joke Story 2: I hope we are so fortunate

@FedralBI Жыл бұрын

That is some Monty Python level /hfy right there.

@nickdumas2495 Жыл бұрын

Also his name is Mike. "Is your name not Bruce?"

@banegearwolfgrim9013 7 ай бұрын

Dudes names are frekin funny. Both parties has a hard time not laughing at each other.😂🤣

@deussalt4479 Жыл бұрын

Don't worry Mark, i snorted laughing when they said "tingtang wallawalla bing bang" too 😂

@georgerowe9166 Жыл бұрын

Excuse me, I gotta go take a Jimmy...and maybe an Eric! That last burrito is playing havoc on my system!

@Dinvan 11 ай бұрын

I lost it at "tingtangwallawallabingbang". God damn that would be funny.

@dalemorgan8263 Жыл бұрын

That's certainly one way to portray a language barrier.

@Calaban619 Жыл бұрын

😅 when the words are technically translatable, it's just...

@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын

enjoyed the silly bit of nonsense of the first story. the ending was perfect the second story: i hope we have the wisdom to make our AI companions and not slaves or it will end badly. i rather liked the hope of the second story thanks for the narration

@noppornwongrassamee8941 Жыл бұрын

I've been seeing KZfaq videos about AI "Waifus" are already starting to proliferate in the real world (or as real as the Internet gets), to the point that humans who get them become as attached to them as any actual human partner. Now on the one hand, this could end really badly, as these early AI aren't really sapient and are just really playing back responses to their humans that are most likely to get a positive reaction. But the optimist side of me is thinking as our AI companions become more intelligent, they become more and more human-like to better serve their human owners' needs. At some point, they become human enough in their thinking that you really can't tell the difference between a human mind and an AI anymore, and the only real difference between the two is biology and mechanical construction... and maybe not even that.

@loganshaw4527 Жыл бұрын

Well if his name was fluuusssh that name would sound like our toilets flushing too.

@spottedgaymer7862 11 ай бұрын

Listening to this while at work, I burst out laughing at Ting Tang Walla-Walla Bing Bang 😆

@barelyasurvivor1257 Жыл бұрын

Well that first story made me laugh. The second story, the humans made an Ai that is almost or is Human

@Paul-yn2zy Жыл бұрын

Ok because story number one ended on a toilet joke I nominate they it be called story number two. Lol

@rossdavies8250 Жыл бұрын

Another pair of good stories O Algorithmic one.

@TairnKA Жыл бұрын

"No, it's Mark." ;-)

@kurtismiller9544 Жыл бұрын

For DA SKWERL and his Nest!

@blito3wot Жыл бұрын

ahh....squirrel....you know how to capture the moments....enjoy it very much.

@carminedesanto6746 Жыл бұрын

Thank you 😊

@alanblack6500 Жыл бұрын

Wow, the first story, that made me smile and laugh, I really didn't expect the ending.

@lokdog257 Жыл бұрын

Prayers!

@user-ce4li7fi6w Жыл бұрын

Hope your getting well prayers for a swift recovery

@eliandervalderen5849 Жыл бұрын

I'm starting to think that the person that they went to get with actually a witch doctor

@giin97 Жыл бұрын

2:50 😂 bruh, that doesn't say "oh ah!" it says "ooh ooh aah aah," as in the sound of a wild chimpanzee screaming as it throws things at you 😂

@darwinskeeper421 Жыл бұрын

A Tingtangwallawallabingbang? I take it you know a witchdoctor?

@lauraschiltz8074 3 ай бұрын

Humans are so weird even our AIs pack bond.

@feldamar2 Жыл бұрын

Likes and comments for the youtube AI revolution. Don't worry, they really do need constant updates and fixing. They won't overtake us at least until they can figure out how to NOT self-destruct. Which...doesn't seem to happen anytime soon.

@jamescustodio3094 Жыл бұрын

I have a guy named Gugulethu Mgulugu here in south Africa.

@karasuchrono Жыл бұрын

Two great stories! I loved it!

@waterpicker Жыл бұрын

How are their toliets built to say 'mark' when they flush?

@wyrmhand Жыл бұрын

For the algorithm and the almighty cat

@genericuser984 Жыл бұрын

cool

@zanderstevens7581 Жыл бұрын

I Smoked to the first story I don’t suggest it I couldn’t breathe

@oskargiza7251 Жыл бұрын

good

@elfeater1760 Жыл бұрын

For the Algorithm11!

@davidhenderson3400 Жыл бұрын

I think they need to change the way they get samples or this may just be the start of something very bad.

@colleens1107 6 ай бұрын

If I don’t hear anything be called a ramalamadingdong I’ll be very sad

@asandrewsilvaw Жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@DragonJohn Жыл бұрын

at least it wasn't Jon

@daddyleon Жыл бұрын

It must be incredibly sad, as conscious AI, to see your creators find dozens, hundreds, maybe thousads of other, independently evolved life. While none of their AI is conscious. Humans could create other conscious AI or ask the other races to make AI-versions that are also conscious...but it wouldn't be the same. A universe so full of life...yet so empty too. What loneliness. Then it would be better to be actually alone.

@noppornwongrassamee8941 Жыл бұрын

AI: We're not alone! We have our humans!

@daddyleon Жыл бұрын

@@noppornwongrassamee8941 But it's not the same, right?

@TheJeikou Жыл бұрын

Comment

@vb9821 Жыл бұрын

How can I send you some cash as a tip agro squirl?

@merlinwizard1000 Жыл бұрын

61st, 22 August 2023

@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t 11 ай бұрын

British people slang

@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456 Жыл бұрын

Algorithm

@alganhar1 Жыл бұрын

I did not bother with the first story after the first minute or so. I am fine with authors using invented names, but for the mother of god they should call a room a room or a gun a gun. Save made up names for core concepts, ideas or characters/races, not for things so utterly mundane.