Marbles:*BORK* Jenna:excuse you Marbles:*softer bork*

jenna: I'm vegan me: I thought you were a virgo

UPS: this isn't the right address but this looks like a good place to leave it

"Mounds: We ran outta almonds!" is the best honest slogan she came up with.

I was listening to this as I was falling asleep and woke up to the voice changer effect in full force and thought 50/50 I was having a stroke / alien invasion.

You guys should do the "bad movie descriptions" and have each other guess what movies you're talking about.

Julien needs a pet named Han. Han Solomita.

Mounds. We take the almond and the joy out of almond joys

Slogan for Jack films:"My dogs are bland and so is my content"

KZfaq: how many ads can we fit in 10 mins

there’s no way i’m the only one who binges old podcasts 24/7 as background noise in 2021. i miss jenna and julien so much ☹️

Does anyone remember that Zoey 101 episode where she was trying to hide her big secret and it was just that she was the kid butt on the sunscreen...

I really thought Julien saying "where's my phone" was going to segway into a tracker sponsor

I want to see a podcast where you read slogans and Julien has to guess what company it's for lol

La Croix: drinking sparkling water while somebody yells the flavor at you from the other room

Sitting: *stepping on it with your body*

The Rita Ora shade is SO accurate. I always see her in magazines and on the red carpet, but I've never heard of anyone that's like "oh yeah, I love her music" or seen her perform like.... She's so randomly famous but everyone is kinda okay with it cause she's gorgeous.

Did anyone else notice that the green screen picked up on the reflection of the table? Dope as fuck.

FedEx doesn't even ding-dong anymore... They just ditch.

Maybeline dream matte mousse - we took 4 pumps of your foundation and pumped air into it... now you can pay the same price for 1/6th of the product.

I want marbles barking thru the soundboard as my ringtone

Rainforest cafe: mediocre food with mediocre entertainment for a mediocre night with your mediocre family

Why does jenna rubbing her wine glass sound like Kermit crying in content aware scale?

My cousin has an Uncle named Paul (not related to me) and he named his son Paul Jr. and his daughter Paula. It makes me wanna vom.

Please for the next podcast have Jenna only speak Spanish, (as she took 8 years of it) and Julien would try to understand what she's saying.

Me: wow what a beautiful background Me 30 mins later: WAIT IS THAT SKYRIM

Juliens not like most kids, he's a grown ass man

World Market: We will kick you out of the alcohol section if you're obviously underage (our only proof is that you're staring at the cat shaped wine bottle too hard) Apple: All your information is on the cloud, buy a samsung and your identity will be stolen. Google Docs: We're free and do the same things as Word plus group projects are 100x easier. Microsoft Office: We're expensive as fuck, but our slideshows are BOMB. AMC: We are only known for "The Walking Dead" RPDR: Who actually won? I don't know because literally everyone else is famous. Netflix: We have everything except for what you really want to watch. Hairstylists: Our job is to cut hair, therefore we are going to ruin your hair by teasing and straightening so you have to come back and pay 50$ to get your ends trimmed. McDonalds: We brought the poor folk menu back to get business but surprise, nothing you really want is on there so you buy from the original menu because you're already in line. Sprite: We are carbonated water with cough syrup mixed in. We are legal lean. KZfaq: GET KZfaq RED. GET KZfaq TV. YOURE DEMONETIZED, YOURE DEMONETIZED, EVERYONE IS DEMONITIZED.

My father's name is Robin and my name is Robyn and I just came here to have a good time but I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

"i cant believe it has no calories" I CAUGHT THAT MICHAEL SCOTT QUOTE BOY

THE CHARMIN BEARS ARE RED FOR THE STRONG COMMERCIALS BLUE FOR THE SOFT COMMERCIALS AND B R O W N ON THE PACKAGES AND IM SO CONFUSED ITS LIKE THE WORST MANDELA EFFECT

now everytime I see a Subway, I'm gonna hear Julien's sassy ass going, "eat fresh... or eat here."

SWITCH BACK TO YOUR NORMAL SEATS YOURE GIVING ME AN ANEURYSM

IM A VIRGO! YOU CAN'T JUST GO SWAPPING SEATS LIKE THAT!

FedEx: *sees mud puddle next to porch* oooh perfect spot for the package.

I couldn't hear Julen's burp over mine and I bout fell out my chair when Jenna said "good burp."

*Wal-Mart* You can probably shit on our floor and get away with it.

Conspiracy Podcast with Shane on October

Julien’s 🔥 _Fire_ 🔥 segues are how I keep warm in the winter ❄️

-Flamin hot cheetos- *BLAZIN HOT CH33T0S*

Wait have they played Cards Against Humanity on the podcast yet? If not please please do!!

Lmao Rita Ora literally has made ONE album in 2012

WE NEED ANOTHER ONE OF THESE. Rewatching it. Also I've listened to all your podcasts and turn them on every night to re-listen and fall asleep listening to them. THIS IS THAT TIME. See you TOMORROW.

My older brother is named after my father, I'm named after my mother and my little bro is named after his dad. Least imaginative parents in the world.

Marbles growling sounded like someone trying to zip an overloaded suitcase. 😂

>claims to be vegan >sits on the wrong side >be boldaire

When marbles started barking I thought it was my belly rumbling

These never fail to cheer me up

I think a better slogan for Ikea is "People only come here for the food court, IDK if we should still sell furniture bro"

Please never get rid of that soundboard. It slays me every time.

My first ear piercings from Claire’s are extremely crooked but I buy a 12 pack of coconut La Croix about every 3 days so I probably deserve it

love how julien looks at the camera when he makes an office reference because i feel like theyre my own personal easter eggs

The glass on the Mic sounds like spongebobs squeaky boots 😂

on first read of the title i thought you were just doing a whole podcast about slogans for jessica alba's "the honest company"

“I wrote one for World Market, too!” “Yours is probably better.” 😍

The make mounds for people like me, the severely allergic to almonds and severely enthralled with coconuts

I honestly thought when he started talking about Kylie lip kits he was going to turn it into a segue and I was waiting for it but it never came I just got segue blue balled

You should do a Don't Get Me Started 2!

“Do you want me to go or you?” “No, I want to finish talking about spanking items into the cart”

I love how Julien found "Amazon, !&#*k" so funny

I worked at Claire's when I was 17. On my first day she handed me a sponge, the piercing gun, and a marker and said here you can practice on this. Then she says I can deny anyone I dont feel comfortable piercing and I refused to pierce baby ears. Do not go to those places, go to a tattoo or piercing shop. It will be clean and heal faster, those guns are toxic I promise you and literally a 17 year old on their first day will be shooting metal on your skin, thank God I'm OCD and cared about even holes.

On my life I was eating a Mounds bar when Jenna started talking about them. I feel very attacked.

the wine glass on the mic just sounded like content aware sound distortion effect. shook. but also i 100% thought it was marbles like barking/ growling at first

Chipotle: We will always remind you that guac is extra.

As a Pisces, I'm not entirely sure what I feel.

Jenna always has a cosy blanket near her I love it 😂

I love the way you talk to Marble! It’s adorable, the voice! “Hey Marble” 😍😍💗

2022 missing Jenna like as if I lost my best friend :(((🖤🖤🖤

I love Jenna on the left, it finally fucking matches the Podcast name. haha

For any other British peeps wondering what the hell a "Mounds" (as corrected by Samantha) is, we call it Bounty. We don't have an equivalent for Almond Joy, but it's basically a Bounty with almonds in 😂

Watching July 2021 cause I miss this pair sooo much 🙄

i listen to these all day. Im pretty sure i've heard every single episode four times

name a more iconic duo

I'm too stoned for this right now, I'll try again later.

Subway - Eat Fresh........ish

Julien: “Hello everyone” Jenna: “ *hello Marbleeeee* ” 😂

Lmaooo I saw the Charmin commercial where they say "big daddy" yesterday and didn't notice lmao.... and sometimes the bears are blue it doesn't make sense idk but love you guys hahahah

You guys should do some sort of contest/competition for viewers to submit their own artwork or photos and have the chance to win their work being the background for one off the podcasts

Marbles’ snoring is adorable ❤️

DID ANYBODY ELSE NOTICE THAT JENNA IS WEARING JEENS!!!!!!!!!!

I think they could make a "terrible commercials" podcast

Is it bad that more than half way through the podcast I realised that the background is the road that goes from Helgan to Riverwood in Skyrim???

14:04 marble's bark *is* what entering the gates of hell sounds like

miss you jenna i hope you're chillin!

Sitting~ "it's like stepping on it- with your body"

jenna: claims to be vegan, doesn't wear a shirt that says vegan.

"I feel like you'd be way to excited to pee on me" *EXPOSE HIM*

Jenna and Julien have the most wholesome fans!

I was doing jump squats at the gym while listening to this and I had to stop and drop to the floor because I was laughing so hard at the charmin big daddy part

Almost didn't click on the link because they're sitting in opposite seats... IM A VIRGO OKAY

I've been saving this episode for a rainy day and damn did I need this

2 years later and this popped up on my recommended. And it is exactly what I needed...

Jenna, Julien, I love you guys so much but you guys switching seats is giving me anxiety

Can we have significant otter merch?

I used to work at a subway and whenever we cut open the packed meat it literally smelt like a fart bomb went off

Honest company slogans Jenna marbles me time Thursday

OKAY THE FACT THAT YOU GUYS SWITCHED SPOTS IS REALLY FREAKING ME OUT also dink dink

Have you tried ocho candy bars? They have one that's chocolate covered coconut (aka mounds) but they are certified vegan and certified GF. I highly recommend them!

the tea on wet seal! I had forgotten about that store!

“It’s like stepping on it but with your body” ....... yes Julien, I guess that is how sitting works