😂

The rounded handles would be used to massage

Or the doctor😂

+Anna West So, Andy from Fallout 3?

Omg no 😂😂😂

Its been almost three years 😫

@@mijaumiaumiao pffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttt😂😅🤣

Wait I thought they were just friends????

karen mk friends with twitch benefits

@@offdootyyes ofc

plus being in a bomb shelter you have limited supplies so having a nurse who knows the basic stuff that is necessary but not over the top is better than a doctor who, in a bomb shelter situation, would be limited to the abilities of a nurse while also being unable to function

Agreed

But the sexy pregnant woman tho

Yes! Also unfortunately, I think there's a huge misconception with nurses and doctors that most people fall prey to and then jump to conclusions about: nurses don't have the knowledge doctors have, therefore they aren't as 'qualified'. And my arguement to this is that nurses ARE extremely knowledgeable. And I would go as far to say they actually know their patients better than doctors half the time. (In large hospital settings at least. Not as much private practices, since in private practices the doctor spends most of the time with the patient, and the nurse or assistant only checks them in.) But I also think that Julien may be thinking of surgical situations, in which case the nurse wouldn't be able to help with. Although, to be honest, in their situation, I would rather have both the nurse AND the doctor. Because both are extremely helpful and would be able to assit each other in emergency situations.

nah

Great idea!

Ooh, I like it.

I like this

Let the mayhem begin. This is a great idea

OMFG YES!!? That would be great!!!!

Coming in from 2019 to say, “Yes!” Especially after a lot have been canceled.

i played this game with my 4 friends and use my classmates' names.. and oh boy TEAS ARE SPILLED.. so fun

YESSS 😂😂😂

Jacqueline Meger truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Limited number of spaces

@@yonaoki The sexy pregnant woman is unnecessary thoe

@@jojobeetch but shes sexy and pregnant

Why hasn't this happened yet?

@@robertsalazar270 it has.. jenna-marbles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Beer_That_Spilled_on_Julien%27s_Pants

Aye yo green milk, you never answered me. Pepe flavored or mint?

😂 same! Someone should totally do it!

I agree!! I don't know why they didn't even consider having both the doctor and the nurse

I think the masseuse could easily be out. also the doctor can't operate in a shelter and considering the claustrophobia I don't think he would be of much use and a nurse would,and since we're having a lovely discussion here, how big is this shelter? if it can fit 12-13 or even more people (maybe even a horse) :)

Also, the orphan child that pretends to be a cat could be autistic. So when they're older, it's just part of that instead of being just completely totally whacko and disturbing. I think the orphan cat should replace the sexy preggo lady. The chances she and the baby would survive are low and it they do, the baby would cry a lot and need fed a lot etc. But also if the orphan is so autistic that they pretend to be a cat frequently even in their 30's, you probably have to assist in taking care of them a lot, so I feel like they both would be hard to handle in a bomb shelter. So the nurse should replace them both. ((nothing about this is meant to be offensive to people with autism))

The child is open for a lifetime of reproduction. Also, suppose the mother pumps her milk... there's an extra teat for the rest of the crowd.

Waldo Del Rey omg lol well in your defense she is REALLY sexy xD

I KNOOOOOW

two whales diner!!!

I KNOW RIGHT

Nice profile pic

+finnthehumans :)

ssaaaaammmmeeee

I love that people got this it makes my heart happy

Raising Radicals yeah. The doctor would be like: yup. That’s a blast wound! Nurse! Stitch him up!

Nurses are for general medical EVERYTHING, Doctors are specialized

I’m listening to this on the podcast app in 2019 and I came all the way to the comment section on KZfaq to see if anyone addressed this and YES! THANK YOU! sorry Julien but you don’t know what your talking about here, a doctor who can’t even treat his own claustrophobia won’t be any help at all compared to a Nurse and also you can raise the puppies to hunt for you and if you had chosen the horse you could have eaten it and/or fed it to the dogs. (Sorry Americans and vegans) That doctors number one phrase uttered would be “I don’t know! My nurse usually does that for me!”

Lola D I understand where you’re coming from but your information about nursing is inaccurate. Licensed practical nurses learn a LOT more than “basic first aid.” People tend to discount them because their schooling isn’t as long, but they’re still nurses at the end of the day. They sit for the exact same tests as people who are getting their RN, BSN, MSN, etc. If anything, it’s more impressive because they have a year to learn what everyone else is learning in multiple years. RNs have an associate’s degree. BSNs have a bachelor’s degree. Your statement that the most advanced nurse has “only” 6 years of college is also incorrect. Nurses can receive their PhD which takes longer than that. Also do you know how much you learn in one year of nursing school, let alone 6? They’re not just handing out degrees.

I agree

I feel like that would strain their relationship from all the bickering they'll do in arguing which noun is best

So u could just say Chuck Norris and win every time. Lol!!!😂😂😂😂

Asa very importantperson my opinion is: a noun is a person, place or thing so Chuck Norris counts 😂😂

A. The chuck Norris meme is soooo dead. Andddd it’s a name so it’s a proper noun. Noun would be like “a mom”

Oh my gosh YESSS 😂😂😂

Yeah, just him being a violent alcoholic is a pretty big danger. They're in a bomb shelter during a Nuclear War, which is already very dangerous and scary, so adding more danger to that is just asking for a bunch of deaths. Same for the Mayor meth-addict.

Jennie Kerfuffle i feel like alcohol would have so many better uses especially in an apocalypse sohes already taking up the resources. But for the physical and emotional health of everyone else an alcoholic isn’t great

switch out the botanist for the nurse

like also there isn’t any sunlight so like how they growin dood

Michelle Christine IM GONNA BE A TRAUMA NURSE!!!!!

HAHAHAHA

omG i was soooo confused thank you

NavounyDivine green morph suit?

NavounyDivine - then ends up doing this 2 years later. 😂😂

After the dark it’s this exact same thing in a movie form

Jessica Q. On it

Haha I wrote a short story

Sameeeeee. I'm like dude.

😂❤❤❤

They do most of the patient care and general procedures

I totally believe you but just out of curiosity, what's the difference in training/ ability between nurses and doctors

@@kiaraprabhu7080 Without going into much detail about it, nurses tend to have more knowledge about general medical practices. They have a broader amount of knowledge about multiple things, whereas a doctor will be more specialized. A nurse will be able to tell you that you have a common sickness but an Immunologist would be able to tell you specific details about that, where it is coming from, different forms a treatment, etc. With that said, nurses can also have specialties such as specifically being an ER/Trauma nurse.

@@somethingspecial4306 this was really informative and interesting, thank you so much!

As a nurse, I give julien a pass here bc he most likely hasn’t had a reason yet in life to learn/experience the difference between a good nurse and a mediocre doctor...not to mention one with debilitating triggers 😂😂😂

YASSSSSSS

I KNOW I GASPED WHEN HE SAID "WHEN WE GET MARRIED"

+Gina Pagel OMG SAME I DROPPED EVERYTHING!!!!!!

+Alexandria Mccarty I know that marriage isn't necessary to have a good relationship and stuff, and I know they're happy as is, but it would be the sweetest thing in the world to see them get engaged and have a day to celebrate their love for each other 😭💘 the whole concept of relationship goals is cliche by now, but they really are relationship goals - they truly care about each other and communicate well. you can just tell by watching Julien's vlogs that they've really established a healthy relationship and that makes me so happy, and because it makes me so happy, I selfishly want to see them get engaged and eventually marry ☺️

He was talking about The Office it's a reference to the office they will get married but that whole little convo was about The Office it's a show so yeah

Troi Martin I read that just as I passed 47:15 (or something) where he talked about a sexy pregnant woman vs a human who pretends to be a cat 😂😂

Yeah, but you see, that involves logic

They’re vegan tho lol

would you be vegan if you had to live in a bomb shelter? no

@@borpie nooo don't kill her she's so sexy ahah

It does require logic haha but I will say that that probably literally did not cross their minds at all, as it didn't for me til I just read that comment. Not that's there anything wrong with it but as someone who doesn't eat meat, animals just don't cross my mind that way. Plus it's rare to eat horse in the US anyway

No

It's the green screen

+Bravest Potato You seem like you may be a vegan, would you eat meat if it was the only food available, or do you love animals so much that you'd rather die?

+Theresa Colella good thing it isn't your hair then.

Romy Kitten what if the puppies were chihuahuas. Hunting ability zilch

Hey, Chihuahuas are still pretty good hunters! They're aggressive and triggered as fuck.

andrea zrnic this actually happened to me recently. I was listening to their podcast about you tubers and rights or something like that, and apparently I fell asleep listening to it. And so I had a dream about youtubers struggling about having to do everything that a group wants them to do and have no freedom, and Jenna's voice would be in my head from time to time. I can't remember what happened in either podcast or dream.

YES!! Twitch FAM!

+Music Note8150 Dink Dink

No problem! Love for the dink fam! Dink dink! 😉😃

SAME

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its been three years and we still waiting :(

It’s happening finally!!!!

I was thinking the same thing. What light, what seeds, what water? And the raging alcoholic would mean a person has to be on watch with him all hours of the day and tie him up or something. Then he won't exactly be very giving of his botanist knowledge because he's a POd raging drunk. 4 puppies drink less water than a garden. . . Botanist out, nurse in. Lol

+Jay Cuneo yes nurse and puppies!!! :)

+Jay Cuneo the marine brings water, and most fallout shelters have solar panels w/ light.

Yeah but to grow plants in doors you need special lights. A grow light and a bloom light (HPS) that gives off UV rays in a way similar to the sun in different seasons the spectrum is not the same as typical indoor lights, also growing indoors is not any easy process. There are many chemical nutrients need to successfully grow plants that usually come from the soil (nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, N-P-K) along with making sure that the PH level of the water is accurate and will not "burn" the roots. Many things can go wrong and a drunk person could simply forgot things. The amount of food needed to ferment just to make alcohol seems to void the logic of him being useful. Just my opinion tho. :)

Amber Towler If Mark Watney can grow potatoes on Mars, we can grow plants underground.

Here! and spot on w the rob ford.

Yes, I automatically thought of Rob Ford!!

I like to think of our side as Niagara Falls and the States' side as "just another waterfall"

woooo Canadians

Cocaine not meth lol😉

Sasset I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

The mouths to feed with the puppies the nurse has ruled it out in a way. It would be ideal to have both, but ultimately I probably would have gone with the doctor in terms of the long run.

@@mariac1984 but then the doctor wont get anything done with his phobia. Plus some people eat dogs dont they 😂😂 i wouldve took the nurse.

@@allstr8peopledeservetodie10 exposure therapy bby lmao there are ways to work through a phobia

@@mariac1984 The doggies could have been therapy doggies, which would have been useful to everyone :0

Same

podcast 100?

+Josh McDermott I hope so

Why all of the other choices were the right ones Meanwhile in my shelter, now you have a functioning medical assistant with 4 cute dogs who can provide a therapeutic comfort to everyone, it may freak out the orphan cat kid at first but eventually they’ll all get along, the pop star will ask well what are gunna do now? The musicly star with their creativity will say wanna pretend to make a music video “sure”. then the cop’ll say brb and give an eye to the lawyer to follow him because not only do they share a passion for justice but a passion for jiggling their jollys. Then felon who is used to being in a confined space and is the most reasonable one of the group because of it, not only believes he/she is a psychic, actually proves themselves to be one when they can predict exactly when the horse is gunna light its farts on fire, which they then direct through a specialized airvent the mechanic designed, and the mayor helped because of his knowledge to redirect meth toxins, which helps in the nuclear WINTER. And every night before bed as per tradition, they all show their gratitude for still being alive by joining in circle and prayer to sing kumbaya, as the homeless man reminds them how truly lucky we all are to have eachother. "yaa... and fuk j&j who didnt want us" says criminal "yaa" "group hug" "whos grabbing my ass?" asks musicly.. (all together) "mechaaanicc" "im soorrry" they all laugh "classic mechanic" says homeless guy

+Arthur Curry wow you really thought that out hahahaha

Arthur Curry this is the best thing I've ever read

Arthur Curry this is literally the one of the best KZfaq comments I've ever taken the time to read

It's an architect not an archaeologist though, I'm gonna have to request a whole new scenario that doesn't involve dinosaur bones.

that's a great idea!! hope they do it

They did already, they played it with Brett OG podcast fan will remember

yas

+Michael Andary Ik they already did but the should do it again.

+kathryn thanks😃

Julien did

+Dusty Frost I was dying 😂😂

+letssee1now same 😂 I was like "what the fuck?!" And then I couldn't stop laughing

+Dusty Frost #volcanobeer

When I saw that it gave me the giggles. Glad other people noticed.

aimee cooke especially if the botanist grows grass for the horse lol

#yardcast

#BathCast

I always see your comments ;)

a hairer, more daddy version

+Martine daddy af version

I'm pretty sure it's just the green screen but I might be wrong

yes ! I like it !!!

i know lol

Reinforce the shelter?

Same

lol

Ew leftist #MAGA

@@wtffinger autistic screeming????? that is offensive in so many ways and completely wrong

Its just the green screen

+Tilooo really?

no

It's just the screen/lighting. If you look at their snapchat stories his hair is still really bright!

Cameron Brooke how you doing boo? I hope you’re feeling better. Us dinks gotta stick together. 💗

Wow, I'm 4 years late but... I truly hope you're doing well☮️❤️

Oh shit i posted this before I watched him mention it

Also. Dink dink.

who

ultra gaze Jenna's friend from college.

hahaha I agree

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

pizzasleeves i disagree , seemed mutual