Tofu Kingpin too true

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Tofu Kingpin Worth it

LMAO best comment

At that point, did you really win.

same here... lol

Literally me right now

Kosta Thomas This actually reminded me that I have a paper due tomorrow that I haven't even started yet shite thank you guy fieri

well I recently bought it at walmart for $8

It's because Monopoly owns you :) :) :) :)

I have a solution. End the game in a certain amount of turns. 20 turns for example should be enough.

​@@addisonfung5009or maybe have everyone a separate doom clock, say 20 min each in a 4player game, there is only 1 hr 20 min of real in game time. Those who take the longest on their turns get punished so ine has to be thinking ahead and be involved

ikr

This happened to me last night. Then nobody can build houses because nobody owns all the colors and it’s harder to bankrupt each orher

@@firebloom02 Yeah, unfortunately this is because Monopoly isn't well designed, by today's standards. There really are better options.

@@piranhaplantX what are the better options???

Maybe add some addition rules or new Communitychest cards to keep the game entertaining.

But then you could get wiped out with the assessment card(Community Chest's card is worse than the chance one-C.C. charges $40 per house compared to Chance's $25/house) If you have three groups each with 12 houses-That's 36 X 25=900 from the Chance card and 36 X 40=1,440 from Community Chest-That's gonna leave a mark!

Nancy O'Malley sure but you are also the only one collecting any significant rent. You could just mortgage everything else.

Nancy O'Malley that card only comes up twice a game your chances are lower worrying about that

Also I am pretty sure the max amount of houses is 32 not 36.

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wanna play online?

Fern Goat he was trying to be a friend

@@Abbertown I'm not

Lord Moo, Bold of you to comment in bold

Vye -boldofyoutonotcommentinbold-

Idk why people say that, i know its a joke but i play with my family and we dont bet mad at each other

@@madmaniac6778 people say it because it’s a joke

Worth it

Lmao

Blake Aerni W

Blake Aerni Is it TheLegend27?

Blake Aerni litterly or metaforicly?

Blake Aerni me...lol

Blake Aerni is it TheMr.Monopoly27?

Who plays like that???

Do you mean +500 dollars?

@@masonbloss2037 depends on who you ask, because park place rewards are all silly house rules.

@@legendofthenight2687 No, it tends to make the game longer. Because it introduces more cash into the game's economy. Which makes it harder to knock players out of the game through bankruptcy. How? By allowing losing players to last longer/recover, and allowing powerful players to shrug off the repair cards that could ruin or weaken them otherwise.

Our rule _was_ that every taxes you pay, it goes in free parking and when you land on it, you get the money

Do you know what happened to dan videos? He had a bunch of them on this channel and now I only see a few :( I like to check in every few years but I feel like I was away longer than I thought

@@robertouellette8499 I’m not sure either :( but it seems like he’s moved on from KZfaq. Can’t blame him, it seems exhausting but I hope he’s doing well.

6ix9ine is definitely not landing on Boardwalk

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Not that bad actually if you think about it in real life- ur not paying the rent, ur not paying the food...

Enjoy wearing a orange jumpsuit for life! :)

@@BigBratMatt Lmaoo 😭😭

Gotta love history

And if that doesn't work hire organized crime to assassinate them.

Jarthen Greenmeadow YES

Uhh... Guys, this is a board game. Are we still doing all this? Then again. It is said to win this game makes you friendless

@@vinculaomega5283 Those who violate the Sherman Anti-Trust Act of 1890 must be held accountable and punished accordingly.

Yo one time I had hotels on all the orange and I won

@@justindao9138 of course you did. Make sure no one gets them. If everybody knows this then the game becomes interesting as no one gets the orange.

@@diwanumam1507great tip thanks. I'm using this strategy when we play monopoly again 😉

@@justindao9138 Cheers

Ty for this

lol I remember this one time I paid all my money just to geta railroad

@@shreyasiyer2718 haha how did that turn out?

6000.…...

😂😂 made the mistake of giving my sister 3 railroads for boardwalk...

I once was so flush with cash I was lending it to my sister at a 10% rate every time they went around the board. that was the most fun game of monopoly I've played.

@David Alvarez me too

Was about To comment that he’s a knock off hank green lol

Didnt you listen? He hates the greens

@@xx1simon1xx zing!

#metoo

Tbh he undervalues the greens, they still get landed on a lot even with the go to jail space. They are only about 2 or 3 rolls away from jail, and you have to land directly on the go to jail space which is pretty hard to do.

Example: Roll a 7: Community Chest ($10) Roll a 6: Indiana (pay $250) Roll an 8: Pacific Avenue (pay $1100).

Lol

Its buisness

Hahahah noobs

And the richest play it in real time.

@@emeraldboy7979 monopoly is just a game

hahaha man I know the feeling....fucking sucks but the odds are in their favor.

Tell me about it. Everytime I play with my cousin I lose. I've never seen a luckyer person when it comes to this game. He NEVER lands on my properties and I ALWAYS land on his. It's ridiculous. I had 3/4 of the map one time and I still lost🙄

@@mrshade810 That's because you are Doubty Doubtson.

Daniel David. I can relate

@@mrshade810 I once had developed properties on pink, orange, red, and dark blue and lost against an undeveloped player ;-;

True. And A BAD RULE IT IS TOO..

Forum Ef It’s what makes Monopoly Monopoly, and if it wasn’t like that, the economy would fall apart

@@mariasaraleguy6755 Don't know about the economy, but as for Monopoly I dislike the rules that give the front runner even more of an edge - like the houses rule and the bankrupt rule in which the rich boy automatically gets all the broke guy's properties.

No but pretend a house is 50 u have to basically buy 5 houses which is 250 so u can directly buy a hotel

Forum Ef that’s just how it works. Get it over with

I know. Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren should watch this video.

Jasaf3 A

And you don’t get liberal bs stuffed in your head, win win

Mugi has rich parents, she doesn't need economy university

Hey it’s been 6 years! How are you? Did you go to the university?

Or Garrett from Community.

Matty he sounds more like dean craig

I wish I didn't read this so early in the video, now I can't unpicture the joker telling me how to win at monopoly. 😂

Lmaaaoooo TRUUE Im dead

My dad calls it “Death Valley” because he buys both, and you have to roll a big number to just get past

Its always the dads that be doing to much in monopoly 😭

This guy existed here on KZfaq since before the Vlogbrothers were a thing.

humans are either much more similar to each other than you expected, or everyone is always just completely rippingoff the most popular people. Which one do you think it really is?

@@livedandletdie he was here in like 2006? Damn

Kay Gow, you mean like Mayfair and Angel Islington.

so u have piccadilly trafalgar square mayfair and that like me

and it's the version i have, and i like it more than the American one!

Mate, do you even have the Australian Version? Thats the best by far.

I have the Wigan version

If you know no one to play with (like me) you can go for the mobile version I love that one and I can play whenever I want

Same

Definetly the best Cash Flow if you have 3/4, you can literally financiate everything with them (assuming you follow the 3 houses strat and you prioritize the first half of the board)

In the Mega Edition you can buy train depot's to double the rent. It only gets doubled for that space though. Afaik the doubling stacks with the chance card "advance to nearest railroad" card. That chance card doubles rent already. Maybe quadruple rent if you are lucky?

...Why didn't you pull out the rules and show them?

You're correct. To get to a hotel you have to have enough houses available to trade them in for the hotel. It also works the other way. If there aren't any houses left and you have to sell a hotel to make rent, you have to sell them ALL (houses and hotels). Housing shortages are a strategy.

Stelios Aek rules are in the box. Sucks to play against people who don't read

Goose McBruce I did that, the family got so pissed it was hilarious, its just a game

Actually if there are no houses left you must buy 3 hotels to build therefore you have the pay the cost of 15 houses to the bank which is very difficult especially on the expensive properties.

The first point you brought up is legit, the rest is highly circumstantial haha But you're absolutely right with the houses. I've even seen people combine copies of the game for extra pieces. Typical Americans, lets make our own rules instead of reading the actual rules haha

Cameron Barlin If you love socialism so much go move to Venezuela and see where that takes you! Otherwise keep politics out of Monopoly!

AdamOS Retro I am American and do follow the rules as written out!

He simply stated the history of the game, it's not his fault that the game has a political history. Why are you so easily offended?

hey, theres this thing called a joke! lmao

+DominoPivot I don't think the not buying property has such a bad effect as "I'll pay you when I have the money" a person can go in dept to other players in the thousands without ever finishing the game.

+DominoPivot All of my friends argue that it's too aggressive and it always ends up in a fight or an argument. Which only seems to happen when you take the game waaaaaaaaaay too seriously.

Haha, you're quite right about the giving up and giving a lot thing. When I play, I know you are supposed to auction the pieces but I don't. It's more out of niceness or something. I mainly have only played with my two siblings and that is very likely why we don't use that rule. We DO, however, play with house rules but it has been proven for us to make things go faster than without it. You can build houses and hotels faster and force people out of the game. The two rules we have are, yes, you do get at least $500 (using the old currency in Monopoly) when you land on Free Parking. Additionally, there is a pot. All money usually owed to the bank when you draw Community Chest, Chance, or owe taxes goes into the pot, though if a card says to pay a player, you pay that player. Thus, including the initial $500, you get all of that money. The hilarity of how often one of us gets the pot in some games (without cheating!! We've all become very hawk-eyed at watching for cheaters) is priceless :) This said, these rules do make it hard to play with outsiders. Nothing worse than realizing someone is cheating in the game, especially other adults, such as they don't shake the dice properly, they just click them together and then do a piss-poor toss onto the board. This happens most likely when they're close to getting the pot, thus before the game even starts, we have to outline our demands of rolling. Shouldn't have to tell people that but geez...it's just a board game, the cheating isn't necessary :/ The excuse of people rolling differently doesn't fly with us either. Do that in a casino and you'd be thrown out and we've had to end games early due to not so savory players. Oh, and Dan, I LOVE the green pieces! Give 'em to me, I'll take them. I just don't feel right if I don't have them in my possession for a game. Yes, people do pass them up quite a bit...but that moment when they do land on those hotels is just epic. I'd have to change my strategy if I played with more people but it works against my siblings and I.

+DominoPivot sadly it is true

DominoPivot dude, he said that he hates the green color (his opinion np) but the green color is op, when I was playing with my cousins, they kept landing on the green color soo many times and I made a lot of money ( coz I made 3 houses on each site even tho I used a lot of money)

TheRandomKZfaqr 2016 also me: trying to take over the USSR

For real

TheRandomKZfaqr 2016 HOI4 joke?

Worth the watch.

rachael white wuss poppin jimbo

No not really.

rachael white lol wtf i cant stop thinking this

Profile pic checks out (yes I know it's from Dexter's labratory)

6:09 Is a better jump

Do people just lose the rules? They are online even. People are dumb but oh well play how you want I guess

Yes, the inability to go "straight to hotels" during a housing shortage is a logical consequence of the rules that is commonly never learned or forgotten. For those who want to check, here is a link to the "rules as written": www.hasbro.com/common/instruct/monins.pdf (in the "Houses" and "Hotels" sections). You can try to prevent someone from hoarding all the houses by expressing a wish to buy house(s) for yourself at the same time as your opponent, which triggers an auction for each house (see the "Building Shortages" section).

@@Thanar2 thats cool I didnt know you could do that.

I play it on a Turn Basis. We play for about 20-30 Turns. After the number of turns end, we collect our rent one last time. The player with the most cash wins.

Yes, that is why it is Stated on the Deed Card $###, plus 4 Houses. Also you need to Build evenly, so you need 4 on Each Property to trade in 1 for Hotel

Jonathan Partridge what if you buy all the houses at the same time, then get the hotel?

If you play the game correctly by the rules, doing so will lead to a hotel lock. When all of the houses are consumed, there is a housing shortage, and if you build hotels you can't sell them unless there are 4 houses in the bank. You build brick by brick, you sell them to the bank brick by brick/house by house.

Ron Clark I am glad to see someone else who knows how this truly works. =)

*Facepalm* He implied that you already have 4 houses on a property by that point. Get smart, people. Read between the lines or just pay attention to what he said previously.

O.C.D.?

Noah Young For two players, the strategy becomes really different. You should go for two colors and only those two

Noah Young lmao my brother and my dad does that but mine is splattered

James Lentz not even close.

Technically there are only 32 houses and 12 hotels. When you have a limited amount of houses and hotels, the game becomes more intense.

My parents usually don’t play Monopoly with me and my siblings always invent their own rules ;-;

i went from the soviet anthem to here

In south Africa I saw a location called table mountain on monopoly

The Major haha I’m 9 I’m gonna do this

Sound like a fun game for New year's Eve. Gonna try next year (2 days before that would be kinda hard to organize it)

Addendum 10. Get in your car and drive to your grandmas house hammered. If you live enjoy jail irl for a LONG time

The key to Monopoly is the housing shortage, managing houses. If you play the game correctly as it was intended to be played, the light blue and the brown properties play a significant role managing the houses cheaply.

Ron Clark Exactly

yep. also gives you an advantage if you can use up all the houses and your opponent has to sell a hotel to make rent. They have to sell ALL the houses and hotels then.

By that he implied that you already have 4 houses in a property. Get smart.

Finally someone else who sees the true value of the light blue! the great house sponge! I would appreciate playing a game against you.

You good?

Holagurl x I felt that

Weirdos

Soviet Stuff whomever you were facing was not playing very smart. I went up against 4 other people one of which had 2 hotels on those. And I still whooped their butt. Why? Those two spaces or statistically some of the least landed upon and also they are crazy expensive to build on. I just stuck to my cheap oranges and pinks collecting anywhere from 500-900 anytime someone passed that area, and that quickly bled the one person who maxed out the blues who had no money afterwords and needed to settle for selling off those hotels and eventually go bankrupt by me.

In soviet Russia- hotel pays you!

God bless you sir, somebody finally making sense. All those monopoly corporate strategies don’t mean nuthin. If your opponent lands on boardwalk/ park place.......CHECKMATE

@@Koubles And what happens when you get unlucky and land on boardwalk with a hotel? You lose. It is a game of skill and luck

YES!

Same

I buy red pink orange and yellow

Hey wins u the game

I always buy everything...

Don't bother with pink because it's way too close to jail and most of the time the people coming out of jail will roll higher and go past it

+The Assasinator NO! IT IS BOARD WALK!!!!!!

Mayfair British, Boardwalk American

The Assasinator lol even I thought that

MAYFAIR FOR LIFE

MAYFAIR

+tim vergeer I love Catan! Wheat monopoly all day!

+Dan Brown What expansions do you have? My favorite is cities and knights.

NeonBLOB Gaming

GO CATAN!!! I love that game

I was wondering the same thing I was reading through some comments, but all of his videos are suddenly gone

Koala Dude one day dude one day

Mr chubby i actually finally won the other day dude! im sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy

Koala Dude forget the bogan brown spaces

Use the strategies in this video to win.

Koala Dude I’m ALWAYS the first one to get out. No exceptions. I always lose due to bad luck, so I have absolutely no chance. I watched this vid because the person who I was up against said it was that I was doing bad in strategies. I got all of the orange ones, boardwalk, and a few others. The strategy they said was the best was to get the cheapest ones first and work up. I don’t get how that works at all. If someone gets jail, they skip those first ones completely

Thats what the man just said in the beginning.

bitch these rules still take 1 to 2 hours

John Stuart the rules are there however you want them to be. on the computer versions, you can customize the rules.

John Stuart still the same great game with same great rules. Has not changed since about the 70's when some small rule items were changed like the cost of luxury tax and the option to pay 200 or 10% on the other tax space.

the 10% tax rule would take the longest part of the game. Who can be bothered figuring out 10$?

Dark*

Sleepy Cat try the orange spaces!!!

99 questions buzzfeed has for memeulous mandem green sux

If you play the game correctly the first side of the board, the light blues and brown properties, are great for managing the houses. While the brown properties won't bankrupt many people, with two properties it doesn't cost much to consume 8 of the houses cheaply denying others the ability to buy more houses for their properties...

Lego KingsCastle yeah if you are playing alone, that's a great strategy, since all the players pretty much have this exact strategy

Lego KingsCastle but the problem is you don't choose what you get and don't, if it was like that it'd be pretty easy

Abdullah Craft I normally bid higher than I would usually do in the red and orange and trade with them more to try and get those colours as they are very popular.

Lego KingsCastle maybe someone gets it before you and he doesn't wanna sell it even for everything

i get atleast one from red, yellow and orange (and never trade them) and then grab all greens easily because noone wants them. game lasts longer that way but its a guaranteed win

That makes everything cheap for everyone though, how are you supposed to win

same but i watch a lot of monopoly content so he was in my recommended

Dutin bruh

Literally here to do the same and was disappointed to not find any :(