Absolute Ape Shit.

I wonder if that implies there was ape against ape racism in the far past, like gorillas vs orangutans🤣

Yeah it was crazy

When I first saw it, I assumed the planet they had landed on orginally had actually been earth in the ancient past. It doesn't make much sense either way, but having the general monkey become Lincoln is just nonsensical.

I think it actually made me laugh when I first watched this.

Honestly, I don't think there is much to say about Skull Island. It was just one of two movies from 2017 that was 'Apocalypse Now with Monkeys'

He’ll cover the 2005 version first watch💀

You'll all go apeshit.

Yo that movie ruled.

​@@RSG_TheMonster exactly shit was cool asf

Ok that’s cool

“Mark Whalberg, in fact, did not return.”

Wait, is that actually part of the movie? I thought it was made up for this video.

And they made the greatest film trilogy in recent times in the process too. It pay a homage to the original series while doing it's own thing living up to the series deeper meaning.

A rare case when it would be a shame if they didn't make a trilogy out of that one

Who would have guessed... Good ideas stand on their own. Movies made into sequels/series because it makes sense to do so almost always do better than movies made into sequels because of financial reasons.

​​@@chrisbrasel8060"greatest film trilogy" is a bit of a stretch since LOTR was released. It is one of the greatest, but idk if it's really up for #1. Edit: you also have the original star wars trilogy, the godfather trilogy and other gems like the Austin powers or Cornetto trilogy as well. The original apes trilogy, as good as it is, is still a product of its time imo.

@@fladagreatit’s easily the best trilogy of the last 20 years

So... it never actually happened?

First he meets monkeys in 2001 Then he wields Excalibur in 2017

Marky mark and the funkey monkey bunch

That's because it is one, this whole thing it's just an alucination

ape lincoln was the best part of the movie

It's unreal how you missed a whole section of this video with the limits of practical effects. The designs look too human. I never liked how the apes look. Secondly prosthetics limit the actors' expressions. War has photorealistic apes and you see more of the actor's expressions.

They still look good though. Good luck doing photorealistic CGI apes in 2001.

I was lucky to play a human in the 2001 POTA and all the apes costumes while filming in person looked great.

​@@noobbotgaming2173The look good, but they don't look _right._ The work is still impressive though.

@@augustoch.7341 That's just bad timing for an Apes movie to release just before 9/11. With how good Gollum looked later that year the executives and producers should have waited. But of course they wanted money now.

That rules, just laughing wordlessly and leaving the room is peak dad-energy

🤣🤣🤣 I didn't even see that part...marky mark 🤣🤣🤣

Truly a common dad W

That’s awesome lmao 🤣

That is an amazing memory to have

You could say it's his catchprashe.

It felt like a jumpscare.

"Doesn't anyone care about the bees--I mean, chimps?"

That has absolutely been slaying me for like five fucking minutes, I processed what was going to happen amidst the silence just seconds before it happened and I have never been so caught off guard by something I knew was going to happen.

It got me laughing pretty hard

It's whatever he feels like ranting about, and I'm also here for it.

I only caught the Halo 1, that's good.

He's been trying to make up for that ever since with his ultrapatriot phase

"If I was slightly faster in my pod with my spacegun...there would have been a lot of blood in that monkey's helmet"

​@@harbingerofsaltI swear to GOD. Marky Mark is the most insufferable actor I've ever had the displeasure of listening to in interviews. Is he intentionally being dense or obtuse?

@@BetaBreakingprobably just a New England thing

if he had been on the space station things wouldn't have gone down like they did

THD

Ya General Thade is based.

Under no circumstance should a human be trusted.

Never relax around humans

It is

Bot.

This is like a very polished version of those youtube channels that were basically dudes riffing jokes at old movies while reviewing them. Except many of them were nostalgia critic clones to start with.

@@Thobeian You're responding to a bot.

Just looked it up to confirm whether it was true, that's so funny

John Adams could never

all power to him

You know what? He did look like he was enjoying himself in this movie. I can't fault him for that.

Giamatti is an international treasure.

Gee, thanks for implanting the image of ape Shia LeBeouf yelling, "OPTIMUS!!!" into my head.

⁠​⁠@@sonicdbzfan94Actual cannibal Shia LeBeouf as an ape is weirdly perfect.

So does that mean Rise of the Beasts is the midway point between both franchises?

Apetimus Prime

@@kingjohan1335 that's just Optimus Primal

My guy slavery of sentient humans we thought of as lesser happened in real life not that long ago

​@wingedfish1175 seriously it's a point no one's talking bout they (whites in america) thought black people as literal animals or subhuman and at were "servants"(slaves) and at times were either graped or had some sort of procreational relationship. It's quite literally the same relationship for humans and apes in this movie.

For real? There's no action figure for TASM2 Rhino or something?

He didn't even get a Drek action figure for Ratchet and Clank! Where's the logic there?!

I'm halfway surprised no one's done some sort of limited-edition figures for Shoot 'Em Up. Who wouldn't want a fully articulated 12" Clive Owen figure with carrot-chop action? And, of course, a Paul Giamatti to hunt him down.

Rhino has action figures from that movie. There was also a lego mini figure and sets for Rhino.

I demand a Paul Giamatti John Adams action figure.

I will sell my left kidney to make this happen. God that's a timeline I wanna be in.

He then escapes their long orangutan arm of the law by telling them he identified as an ape, He then burnt their civilization down by introducing them to Ape tiktoc. It was brutal. Civilization was reduced to a banana shaped creator within 3 decades

That would’ve been awesome!

And it's the horrible twist of the book! To think Burton somehow fumbled the bag SO bad that he made one of the worst twists in science fiction books look cool as fuck.

@@Gustoberg And it could have all been easily avoided by swapping the explanation for "huur monke world not eurf" to black hole leads to alt reality, alt reality's history is somehow same except a different more violent caveman subspecies won the evoloution war

best reveal ever we were just missing gorange uwashtun

It's a twist to rival anything shamalon has done.

Had me on the floor laughing.

I still don't know what that ending means after watching the movie again how and why? Also very funny writers.

Probably the reason burton is so embarrassed of this movie

20k what. Subscribers?

You mean Dawn right?

I think you mean Dawn but yes you're still right. Koba's action was so catastrophic that even in 300 years later Apes and Humans still don't get along.

He doesnt like black people

He did the same with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory after all.

@@tournesol99 And honestly? Id watch charlie and the goofy factory any day over the original one

@BelieveandrepenttoJesusChrist8 Bless this Monke movie

@BelieveandrepenttoJesusChrist8Praise Semos, you heretic!

"Apes strong together..with or without me" RIP Caesar

I feel like this movie got memory holed. I didn't even know it was a burton film when it came out

Nah

Facts! That whole trilogy was actually great and made sense as to how humanity could fail. I get how some people can't get behind prequels. But if done right, it can be worth it.

Eh, I don't like how different species of apes are somehow all affected by the virus in the same way except for Humans. Like honestly, I know this is a movie, but do they honestly don't know that a gorilla and a chimpanzee are not the same?

He still made a good point about how things even ended up that way tho

@@lesigh3410 true. It doesn’t even seem like the ape technology is that evolved

It's such a hilarious scene

It's a funny disaster if you think about it a film that tried to be good but ended up failing at almost everything expect Tim Roth and the ape make up are great.

I enjoyed it​@@chrisbrasel8060

😂

There's footage of Marky Mark singing The Touch? Why the hell wouldn't he gave used that during one of the Transformers reviews? Or was this a different song titled The Touch?

He just has the Paul Giamatti orangutan suit on standby

Tim: "I did it myself!"

Holy shit the bot accounts are quoting this comment

This comment perfectly summarizes the movie’s creation.

“Uh, he did sir.” (Pause) “WHY?!”

Helena Bonham Carter in any form beats every human woman to ever exist

​@@moredumbtoit5325not proud of it but that lady is the only reason I like this movie and I hate apes and chimps being anthropomorphic it's really weird so it's my one pass.

well humans are primates

@@moredumbtoit5325 You have very poor taste

grass is always greener

Yeah, pretty much.

Mark isn't a BAD actor by any stretch of the imagination. But he plays one of two characters: Max Payne, and this. Cade Yaeger is just Leo Davidson in a different time and place.

I saw the clip and all I could think was “I’m an inventor!”

IM AN INVENTOR

@@afrozen10-02I came here to say this

Burton: (Grabs shock prod) NO!

The streets, the woods, the bridge, the oasis, the various abandoned weapons depots. They all need it.

That's streets ahead.

You have successfully figured that unexplained detail out

Why does it feel like more thought was put into this single aspect of the movie than every single other aspect combined?

​@@evananderson1455because that's how the whole movie comes about in the first place 😂. I'm on shrooms and ts just blew my mind cause I could never explain or put the thoughts together to form that .

I don’t know, if you squint hard enough you can KINDA see it in some aspects.

Same. Sometimes, it feels similar to his style, like in set design of the ape village and the performances of the ape actors, but not much else. The spaceships look similar to the Star Wars prequels, and the big exterior shots towards the end look like LOTR (the first film released 5 months after this film).

Whenever he directs a movie he tries to force feed it gothicness as much as posible,this movie happens to be gothic resistant.

Hey at least visually it's pretty interesting. You can just look anywhere on frame and be entertained.

Mark Wahlberg is one of those actors that you never remember the names of characters they play unless the movie's title includes said character's name.

@@RipOffProductionsLLC lol true

That is in fact , a fun fact

That one time where entire Starship Troopers straight up appear in a live action Gundam movie (yes it exists and yes it's a fever dream)

I just imagine that Starship troopers is the Yugoslavia of the prop industry, where every movie will have a prop that can be traced back to that one film.

11 apostrophes, 7 commas and 2 hyphens missing, among other silly mistakes. Please do better. Fun fact: At the end of the movie, one of the cops, specifically the moto cop, is wearing a Star Ship troopers' helmet painted black. From what I understand about it, it's a combination of factors: (a) Star Ship's made so many pieces of armor for their movie that from time to time they show up in different films whenever the studio needs cheap sci-fi armor; and (b), with the prosthetics, they needed a helmet for the cop to wear that could still show his face and fit his head, and that was the only thing the prop department had. Juat a fun little side fact, I think. It's always fun to see Star Ship troopers' gear in random late-90's, early-to-mid-2000's science-fiction shows and movies.

@@TheGrammarPolice7 Damn, are you real or a bot?

Damn, a lot of people watched this movie while they were sick

The scene of Marky Mark kissing a chimp must've felt hilariously surreal in that state, lol.

If he didn't exist, we would have to invent him.

*I'M A INVENTOR!*

@@shan4680 damn bro, that's deep

Yeah, I get he can be cringy sometimes, but he isn't really that bad of a person.

​@kingofcards9516 Bro, he's straight up a racist. He hates asians.

I don’t know what the twist is

​@rigatonipasta Watching the movie it seems like it's taking place on some sci-ci alien planet but the twist is that it's actually Earth and the apes just took over somehow.

ape lincoln is the best twist of Burton's movie

Ok so I’ve come across the book twist. “The implication is that the human-ape transition is a universal norm, that across the galaxy humans have arisen, flourished, and then declined. So, while Ulysse was on the Planet of the Apes, the Earth followed the same trajectory that other planets had. (The characters in the frame narrative are in a three-sun system, iirc, so that’s a third planet where the same thing has happened).” Pretty sure the movie one is that the whole fucking time they were just on earth. Which if that’s the case, it’s lame as shit (in my opinion. Then again, I do love the original writing of the invisible man so who am I to say what’s lame?) and I genuinely can’t believe people see it as a great twist to this day

@@GDKF0238 The movie one is the only one that makes sense though. The other ones work on below average time travel consistency and the assumption that aliens look like us beyond the scope of tool-usage. The only contrivancy in 1968 was that the statue of liberty still existed and was in travel range.

I hope he does a video on civil war

YES! If only so I can finally parse out what the fuck started the civil war to begin with!

Whats they're say it's mid and says nothing relevant.

well the actual attack in to the white house is like the last 20 minutes or so.

@@aidangordon2713 To quote another KZfaqr named Reaper "Why is the president evil?"

I mean, wouldn't they be evolving to be more human though? Humans are evolved from other apes, and themselves ARE apes.

Wrong! Ape together strong! Why evolve to weak human? Glove invented to spare ape from human disease

​@@ErgenizEvolution doesn't work like that.

@@Ergeniz Thats not right, we did not evolved from other apes, the apes we have today are evolved creatures too.

yeah, it is suposed to be like that.

Same here, I loved this movie as a kid, but I can definitely see its flaws now, haha.

You're talking about this one or the original?

@@robertb.7772 the original

@@andrewpatane3971 Yeah, that one holds up really well!

This movie freaked me out when I was younger . The apes are brutal in this

He made those? Damn

The Aaaaauuuugggh from Zach got me

They like monke to

Use to rerun on cable all time up to around 2003 or so haha

@@Beyondthegalaxies824 I was born in 2004 lmao

@@purplehaze2358 I see lol

As a kid in the 2000s I remember they used to show this movie a lot on tv. Especially the FX channel. I think I didn’t see the original films until after this film. That’s why I was hyped when they rebooted it again in 2011.

​@@purplehaze2358 You hadn't been living under a rock, it's just so much entertainment and technology revolutions was going on from the mid 90s to late 2000s that you can really kinda break gen z itself up into three different generations. Like I was born in 1997, but the difference in what I grew up with compared to what my brother and sister (born in 2002 and 2005) grew up with is honestly kinda shocking to me. I myself had missed alot of things that even mid to younger millenials experienced, so don't feel bad about not knowing this movie. Compared to the Caesar trilogy, it's probably good that you dodged this.

I agree

Oh what wonderful daaay

WHAT A WONDERFUL DAAAAYYYYYY

ARE WE GRATEFUL FOR THE WORDS OF CAESAR?