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The boyfriend Eevees accidental paw touch is what gives them both enough friendship to evolve, and it's right at sunset so one of them is in night and one is still in day

It's so clever to give Espion an anxious personality since all psychic pokemon weaknesses are fear inducing; bugs, ghosts and darkness.

love that Umbreon goes from "professional" to "professional dumbass"

I like to think the terrible names for humans are because the story is actually told from a Pokemon's perspective and they don't actually now their names, just made them up as they go.

15:06 "Y'all ever smoked a Hoppip?" No wonder GrnPikachu was so scared

I love that there’s an entire harem surrounding Umbreon and he’s just completely ignorant of it because he’s so in love with his boyfriend espeon and also terrorism, which he got into to impress his boyfriend.

“Breaking news! An Umbreon has blown up the pentagon!!” “WHAT DID YOU DO?!” “SurpriiIIIiise!” Best line

"His tax returns say his name is Jumpluff!" "Don't DEADNAME people." Jello, I hope you know that this is THE joke ever

This is the most invested I’ve been in a romance story.

GrnPikachu’s the only member of the team Weh likes, so she sometimes does electric moves secretly so it looks like GrnPikachu did them

"Idea: maybe you shouldn't... ...kill people at all?" "You're right. Torture is a better way to get more information." Espeon's picture is absolutely priceless. You've made an elegant pokemon look like it has a serious anxiety disorder.

6:36 this is my third rewatch of this and only just noticed that jello painstakingly took the effort to frame by frame re-animate exactly the way the beldom on screen rotated in recoil

"Oh no the clone factory!" "Not the bald guy convention!" best opening sentences ever

There’s something really adorable about Umbreon being the toughest, most homocidal, terror obsessed monster, but when he’s around his boyfriend, he’s just a super sweet softy.

I... Love Weh. Legit knew a girl from high school that was ultra quiet. Nobody sat with her. Some thought she was abused; some said she was a murderer; & some really reached saying she was for all intents & purposes (in a fuckton of words) an SCP (with some chilling lore). When I learned what her address was from her cousin (she graduated 2 years before I did), I decided to pay her a visit. She was so fucken quiet bc she was an avid Pokémon fan, especially in the creepypasta areas of the fandom. She *_EXCELLED_* at it, & I love creepypasta fiction bc it's oftentimes VERRRRRRRRRY scary, occasionally it seems believable. I lost my shit, I was so excited. Her face brightened up, she cracked a smile, & her eyes began to look like they were burning. Then she began crying, thanking me for not being a bully & sharing at least one interest. We became OUTSTANDINGLY good pallies. To this day, I still talk to her by text.

16:41 the ledian being called bad followed immediately by intimidating tediursa is the best kind of foreshadowing. Accidental. (Context: dogs in love 2)

You turned Umbreon and Espeon into the wholesome version of the llamas with hats.

“THE ONCELER IS A TWIG! HE HAS NO ASS!” Truer words have never been spoken

Hearing that she beat the colosseum 3 times for shadow ball, and gave it to Espeon in a gen when shadow ball was a physical move makes me feel immense pain.

Cut bits I’ve remembered from the VODS. -Weh has a patreon and has twitch enotes of the other employees that her chat chose. -Umbreon streams as well and his chat LOVES Espeon. -Miror B. Can understand pokespeak like Rui can. Please let me know if you find more bits.

I didn't think I'd be so invested in a pokemon relationship, but here we are.

“My boyfriend loves crime shows, so I became a criminal” is this season’s hot new anime.

I would love to imagine that Umbreon’s mom is a Flareon who’s a renowned arsonist. She talks like she smokes a pack a day. Like to look at small flames like matches and lighters. Also 22:20 they tried, but it missed

The Pokémon names are more believable than the human names in this game

I love the narrative they gave to Umbreon and Espeon. Umbreon is tough and terroristic but oddly sweet Espeon is timid and a bit terrified Umbreon and Espeon are boyfriends

The "Did you know that team snagem backwards is megans meat" made me wheeze laugh so hard I sounded like a nest of baby birds for a minute

So, if I'm reading the room correctly... A regular at the barbeque restaurant "Megan's Meat" fights against other regulars at the restaurant and anime using his rather strange dogs, while Rui watches a love story between a terrorist dog and a not-so terrorist dog. Welp, probably better than Twilight.

29:03 i know it was a throwaway joke but the idea of Umbreon being hard of hearing and Espeon knowing some type of sign language(PSL or Pokemon Sign Language if you will) to communicate with him due to being a psychic type is actually really cool and a little sweet to me

Grnpikachu: falls into Pikachu "success" Mimikyu: SEETHES IMMEASURABLY

“You’re gonna love this TV program I found.” “This is just the evening news.” “BREAKING NEWS: AN UMBREON HAS BLOWN UP THE PENTAGON-“ “Surprise! :D” IM SOBBING

interesting tidbits I learned from watching the stream vods because it's been 9 days since I've first watched this video and I'm still completely obsessed: The only Pokemon to have lines in stream 1/5 is Espeon, with his “I’ll wait in the car while you guys do terrorism” However, this line is not actually from the cutscene, it’s from later on when Yam (girl playing game) checks Umbreon and Espeon’s natures The next Pokemon to have lines are in stream 2/5, Weh first, and then Trefor. Trefor literally never got to use moves for most of stream 2 because she’d go into hyper mode every turn There isn’t really a transition between “Umbreon and Espeon are best friends” and “Umbreon and Espeon are boyfriends” it just sorta happens when Swablu shows up Umbreon regularly attacks members of Doctors Without Borders for fun When pre-Umbreon asked pre-Espeon to tape a knife to his back, it was because he wanted to be the first eevee to evolve into a steel type In the matching cups bit, Jello originally wanted Espeon’s cup to be like “No. 1 ‘Person who does embroidery’” but couldn’t think of a word for it so he just said fuck it Weh’s twitch chat has emotes of the rest of Terrorism LLC, but like, not actually them, just fan interpretations since she told so many stories and the emotes won the patreon votes Umbreon also maybe has a twitch stream and whenever Espeon walks by in the background the chat goes crazy because they love him Cheeks (Makuhita) is the naive young boy who runs errands for the terrorists, not knowing what they do They have a Misdreavus for the entire game up to the point where they put Green Pikachu on, but they literally do nothing the entire time Weh knows Green Pikachu isn’t actually Pikachu but doesn’t care Miror B can also hear Pokemon Umbreon is a communist Weh quits Terrorism LLC before the final battle and is replaced with Dani (Heracross) Umbreon was kicked out of Team Snagem for swearing When Yam says “Together, boys” and they kill Slaking, they’re actually attacking Slowking, and Evice uses a full restore on it so it doesn’t even kill Plusle and Minun are the flower girls at Umbreon and Espeon’s wedding (even though there isn’t even a Minun in this game??? It’s literally only in the credits) Trefor doesn’t believe in marriage

Eagerly awaiting Dogs in Love 2: The Child. I’ve seen the VoDs twice now and I need it edited down so I can recommend the video instead of the stream VoDs You and your friends are amazing EDIT: EAGERLY AWAITING THE THIRD EPISODE NOW!

Even though Weh was the last one to get a personality she has easily become my favorite. That "I come here to do my job and that's it" energy is something I feel on a spiritual level.

"I call this attack formation Curds and Weh" made me choke on my drink.

"You are like an inch tall, i could squish you and no one would even find the body" i broke out laughing at that bit

It's been 10 months and this is still my favorite video

Jello's female voice acting is way more convincing than I expected.

GRNPIKACHU having, what can only be described as, existential dread throughout the video, had me in stitches. It must really be hard sometimes being that famous.

18:35 This guy's grandparents are Poochy's parents from DIL2 and I will now be thinking of Poochy as his cool emo aunt that is somehow younger than him. He is learning bass from her and her strange dog fingers. He tries to get her to go to the gym with him but instead she introduces him to a friend of hers, Aipom. This guy and Aipom are now best buds and go to Poochy's gigs whenever they can.

It's really a testament to y'all's talent that despite all of you voicing each of these Pokémon at different points in time, sometimes even within the same joke, I can still hear the difference in the performance and pick out which character is which. That's impressive.

“Perfect, now we can go back in time and invent terrorism.” 28:22 Interesting new Legends Arceus plot

I like how Heracross doesn't even have any lines, they're just this person who randomly pops in to get HORRIBLY INJURED for the final battle.

I feel like this team is perfectly described by the Misery × CPR mashup, and you can ascribe either song to any character

Umbreon “heh sorry I didn’t hear you I was loading my gun did you say somthing” Espeon “not it’s ok we can kill this one” Umbreon “ the old man? Done and Done” Espeon “NO!”

I love the personality’s you give to the Pokémon.

here’s a little headcannon i thought of for these characters. Espeon always brings a paper bag to missions just in case he starts hyperventilating. Simphony has a watt pad account where she writes very graphic fanfics about BTS, Voltron, and MHA. I’d like to think that Noctowl actually has very cute hobbies like pop music and knitting, he makes little string dolls of people he likes. The low level enemy’s in justy’s gym is just another example of Justy being a petty scumbag. “NO YOU DON’T GET IT THIS IS MY GYM ONLY I GET TO BEAT THE TRAINERS NOT YOU I GET TO BE THE COOL ONE, ME JUSTY NOT YOU!” Espeon has to make a secret second cup of coffee for himself because Simphony keeps trying to poison him. Ever since Umbreon found out weh has a twitch he spams her chat with advertisements for terrorism inc, she has banned him several times. Grnpikachu didn’t even join willingly. they just found him on the side of the road and went “ AWW SHIT IS THAT A SHINY PIKACHU!?” sorry this was so long I just love making up headcannons.

I love this video for its amazing plot, but I feel we need to appreciate the tiny detail at 20:55. Weh's computer is a MacBook parody, but using a Pecha Berry! It's GENIUS!

Can we all just appreciate the supporting cast of Pokemon? There's Trefor, an easygoing hippy who becomes terrifying when driven to anger; Simphony, another obsessor of Umbreon who dares to threaten Espeon who can easily crush like an empty soda can with his mind; Noctowl, who is just as infatuated with terrorism and boys as Umbreon, only with a permanent death stare; Weh!, who's just here for the paycheck and moonlights as a Twitch Streamer; GrnPikachu, who's a victim to a comedy of errors and constantly terrified of the inevitable moment everyone realizes he's a lousy fraud; and then there's Dani, who's just...there.

"I'll wait in the car while you guys do terrorism" Not even 10 seconds in and I'm already on the floor

9:11 “no that’s fine, we can shoot this one.” “The old man? done and done.” “NO-“ That crying cat face and anything it’s photoshopped into always slays me.

23:02 I have rewatched this video, frankly, COUNTLESS times, and only now am noticing the little note in the bottom right corner about Yam’s laugh and that’s adorable

So, Umbreon is a professional Himbo, Espeon is a nervous wreck, Trefor is a stoner, Weh is the distant coworker who hates everyone, Simphony is a fanboy and GRNPikachu is Hercule from DBZ/ King from OPM.

I refuse to accept this slander of Colosseum’s incredible character names

I like how Weh started cute and was mainly saying weh, but then they evolved and got absolutely exhausted of the team afterwards.

This video not only permanently influenced my fiancé and I's vocabulary but it's also made Justy my favorite pokemon character, but only this interpretation of him.

Help I can't stop quoting the "let me give you a criminal kiss, mwah~" part out loud and everyone thinks im deranged.

I love how this went from commentary to the game to being a full on fanfic FOR the game! AND ITS IMPROVED! AND ITS GOOD!

The head canon of the evee in gale of darkness being their child makes me really hope we will see them do a play through of that eventually as well.

Dogs in Love 2 came out, time to rewatch the entire series multiple times over and over until the next video comes out!

"Numel backwards is Megans Meat" will forever live rent free in my head-

Y'all gotta make more vids like this it's too damn funny 😭

"I want Gardevoir but it's Lady Dimitrescu." "We got Alpha Gardevoir in Legends of Arceus take it or leave it."

"You will not be able to get past me, I am a very bad man! Come out, Spoink!" killed me!

I can't wait to see the shenanigans their son gets into

Wes in his house on his phone, occasionally looking up to see his pets walking around his home with a bunch of legal documents for Terrorism LLC, and openly sees them drinking coffee and filling out forms, and his only thought is: So this is where all the memes of pets in office worker attire comes from, and simply goes with it.

I like to imagine just like how Wes thinks everything is a dog, Umbreon thinks everything is a Pikachu.

12:02 Is just adorable, I love it. "Let me give you a criminal kiss"

I'm surprised that more people aren't as mind blown by the obviously correct pronunciation of Delibird at 26:19! A hidden genius of our time

"Putting the harm in charm" is the line the world needed.

espeon and umbreon being cute boyfriends timestamps, you're welcome 5:17 "You always know what I like" 6:47 "Keep your hands off my goyfriend!" 6:55 "I love my cute doggos" 7:26 Espeon's boy-crazy too 10:34 Umbreon got Espeon a bouquet 10:56 "Unlike my boyfriend, who looks like dog great" 11:08 "If Espeon asked me to, I would burn down the whole world and then myself" 11:14 "You guys are so lucky that Espeon's a merciful king" (Bonus: Kiss) 11:34 *accidentally touches hands* 11:42 Espeon loves crime shows + criminal origins 11:57 "Surprise!" 12:01 Criminal Kiss

Wes: "If it talks, it's a person, if it doesn't talk it's a Dog" *Meets a Pokémon who can talk with telepathy, or a Lucario that can talk using the Aura* Wes: "That's cheating, you have to use your mouth" *Meets Hoopa* Wes: "Screw this"

See, Pokémon games can be fun on their own, but they can be MADE so much MORE fun as you invent personalities and narratives for them all. This sort of video is how I wished everyone played Pokémon, making up random hijinks of action, romance, and both silliness and occasional seriousness, just to blend it all together in a super fun cocktail You guys nailed this, so fun

I honestly love Espeon and Umbreon’s romance.

I feel like Ampharos has known Jumpluff isn't Pikachu since day 1 but doesn't care enough to tell anyone and just goes along with the lie.

I come back to this video every now and then for shits and giggles but every time i do i just get struck by like, and incredibly specific vision about Weh! and their content. Like, at work clearly at work in business they're clearly the like, very monotone "I'm just here for the paycheck" type, work good don't socialise much etc. They're not disliked but they're not friends with anybody, you're used to seeing them around but always kinda in the background. Then one day you're 4am deep in a youtube recommendation deep dive, you've followed so many rabbit holes you've breached the earth's mantle, you're on that _niche_ content. And as you're blearily absorbing a video about the cheese-making techniques of ancient civilizations or something instead of putting out some Zs, something clicks. You're not sure what, but something's tickled the recognition centre in your brain. You go to their channel, but it's all too anonymous to trigger anything futher. You watch another of their videos. Then another. It's 5am now. You watch more. 6am. Dawn is sliding the first glow under your curtain. _Finally_ the neurons fire and you recognise the voice. It's Weh, but full of a life and enthusiasm you've never heard, a level of mirth so alien it sounds like an entirely different person. The video's are _good_ too, high quality of production, regular uploads, sited sources, all the signs and energy of a proper labour of love on a topic you'd not heard of before. The cocktail of relief, surprise and sleep deprivation finally knocks you out 15 minutes before your alarm, but as you stumble into work half-dead and with more caffine than blood in your veins, you spot them again, in the background as usual, and through the haze you can still recall their enthusiastic lectures about, idk Mesopotanian Brie or How The Viking's Steamed Clams. It feels comforting, to know that they have something that makes them happy, and on hte lunch break their subscriber count ticks up one more.

10:40 I've watched this in the double digits and for the 1st time I realized symphony scrunches their face angrily before saying cool

I laughed so hard I cried at the Gardevoir bit. This is actually the funniest video I've seen in a long while. The humor is just WAY TOO GOOD

2:25-2:31 Hearing Jello say "Come out, SpóinK" in a French accent makes my sides hurt every time. Jesus christ please keep making these 🤣

There's a lot of great bits and running gags in this, but I think the grandparents' worsening dementia is my favotite.

I’m just always amazed with the artwork you made for the protagonists and Pokémon. And Umbreon and Espeon are just so wholesome and adorable

11:49 just kills me every time “Breaking News! An umbreon as blown up The Pentagon” “WHAT DID YOU DO?!” “Surprise!” I don’t know why I love it so much but I do

I named my Espeon in this game Silveon because they looked silver to me. I played this way before Sylveon even existed and it shocked me a few years later lol

6:35 the detail wasn't necessary but i appreciate beldum's picture spinning in sync with the beldum in game

Happy 1 year anniversary to one of the KZfaq videos of all time!

*Wes, looking at the two most feline Eeveelutions out of all of them:* I love my doggos :)

The bit that always gets me when I rewatch this is how you guys made up a story for one of the one-off NPCs, then leave his Aipom with him instead of snagging it. Like your own roleplaying made you play the game "wrong" and I think that's really charming :)

I can't wait for Dogs of Love 2: The Child. The manga was great can't wait for the anime

i've watched this video so many times that "Trudly" and "Soshua" sound like normal names to me now.

7:20 the boy crazy Noctowl bit/goof is severely underrated. The little ‘I’ll say~’ and the heart-eyes really got me!

6:37 the fact the beldum image was perfectly synced with the ingame one is amazing

We're ending 2022 right, watching Dogs in Love for the two hundred-and-twelfity-twooth time

20:12 Him on the cardboard box is killing me

26:53 - This whole damn back-and-forth is just sending me. I just love the idea of all the "maybe-too-humanoid" Pokemon just being categorized as Gardevoirs in the same vain of Pokemon in general all being Pikachu.

With how hard you guys went into giving character to each and every one of your pokemon, I feel like this might as well have been a fucking Nuzlocke video with a full-blown story attached, because now I love all of them and want more!

If rui meats Jolteon and here's the demonic things he talks about she's going to be like "oh my God!"

I like the idea that as soon as WEH! evolved they just instantly learned how to speak and became an epic gamer. also umbreon is a himbo, don't at me

I actually choked laughing at MEGANS MEAT line, very good video. Props to everyone making the most funny play through I’ve ever seen on this game

Dear God above, please, let this become a continuous thing with the whole cast: Umbreon, Espeon, Simphony, Ellipses, Quagsire, and Rui just following along while Wes enjoys her company but is seriously annoyed/worried about the fact that she insists his pokemon can talk. Edit: I've watched this 4 times now and still find the jokes so funny

You guys blew my mind on the Delibird pun revelation.