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@edenbanyas758110 ай бұрын
Comedy ASMR is now my favorite
@methadonetea325010 ай бұрын
💯💯💯😂
@DiZoSoMom10 ай бұрын
Ditto!! (Video pun fully intended, lol)
@emilydoespainting10 ай бұрын
Yup 😂😂😂😂
@marleythefrenchbulldog423710 ай бұрын
SAME
@missnewt469710 ай бұрын
I suggest maya winky she is AMAZING
@marissabartow10 ай бұрын
The way this is not scripted is crazy to me i could never come up with all these things on the spot 😭 please never stop posting these
@silvananivis986710 ай бұрын
Personally I find it useful to have ADHD and excess creativity
@carolineeasom10 ай бұрын
@@silvananivis9867who told you I have ADHD? I do, but who told you?
@silvananivis986710 ай бұрын
@@carolineeasom Me-sa has ADHD. Me-sa recognized it in you
@erinbeaud45569 ай бұрын
@@carolineeasomcan confirm. We can sniff each other out.
@noellewilson26209 ай бұрын
@@carolineeasomyour KZfaq channel
@blythetaylor406310 ай бұрын
“I am a mother not in the sense of rearing a child but in the sense of being a woman... of great esteem” 😂 I’m literally losing my mind and I’m only two seconds into the video
@bug747510 ай бұрын
love this child-rearing, woman of esteem. one of your best characters
@muditafeeler827110 ай бұрын
*non-child-rearing (right? I'm only a couple mins in)
@bug747510 ай бұрын
@@muditafeeler8271shes mother in my heart
@nicole-vf5mk7 ай бұрын
machine girl pfp!!!!
@julesmorgan761610 ай бұрын
whats so funny to me is that this could be a legitimate reading 💀 as someone who's into tarot, this is so close to the real thing its insane
@forgetful_hqАй бұрын
i haven’t gotten to the card reading yet but using books in this way to get answers is SUPER common in pagan traditions!! for example in italian folk traditions the bible is often used to ask for answers!!
@candarus_collective9 ай бұрын
"And a less enthusiastic hello to the rest of you." Oh, I can already tell this is gonna be good.
@99baking10 ай бұрын
Her breaking character when she says "I'm thinking specifically if Ronald Reagan" was incredible
@bubblesys7 ай бұрын
23:30 I WAS DYING
@Bee..6 ай бұрын
23:15 will start just before that line!
@dekusi18576 ай бұрын
0:00 don't mind me i just need a time stamp to go back to the start after listening to ronald reagan
@princess-from-another-gala152110 ай бұрын
The fact that she is giving genuinely good life advice and thinking points out of pokemons is what makes this perfect 😭😂
@sakurakitokara52497 ай бұрын
Right!? 😂 I was losing my mind over how genuinely good the advice she was giving is, all from random pokemon she's seeing 💀
@ant82596 ай бұрын
LMAO FR LIKE WHAT ITS SO GOOD
@Tinyholly10 ай бұрын
What I love about all of these is that youre a genuinely funny comedian that just happens to be doing skits in an asmr format, like if you just did these as non asmr vids they would still slap
@jennaadsitt597410 ай бұрын
She does on tiktok! They’re hilarious
@Tinyholly10 ай бұрын
@@jennaadsitt5974 oh yea she was one of my fave tiktok ppl before I had to kick myself off of tiktok beacuse i have no self control lol. Her darlene series is so good lol
@HeavenlyEchoVirus10 ай бұрын
Comedian totally but also just a great actress. Like, this psychic is NOT my academic advisor. She’s about to charge me 100$ for a private one card pull reading.
@daminky10 ай бұрын
Ah yes the small, Mom & Mom book store of Portland, Women and Women First
@nosferat-ewАй бұрын
exactly what I thought of too 😂
@phoeeb_e10 ай бұрын
as a spiritual person i really really enjoy this. It gives me an opportunity to laugh at myself because it's not offensive towards the demographic i consider myself to be a part of like so much comedy is. this character is hysterical and relatable and so well rounded, especially considering she's improvised! props to you caroline 💓
@DOMDOTCOM5188 ай бұрын
“ a little mom and mom shop, in the city of Portland” there are so many hilarious lines in this one video I’ve watched it like dozens of times
@smittenkitten151510 ай бұрын
I lost it at "....lead....donut....girl...." You are ASMR comedy gold
@mack5966 ай бұрын
Same 😂😂😂
@miss_daisy310 ай бұрын
you transition between soft spoken and whispered speech so smoothly. that’s something really hard to nail even for seasoned asmr creators. you really have a natural talent for this!!
@vannevers7 ай бұрын
i didnt realize how difficult this was until i started making my own ASMR. 😅
@Eckmannnnnn10 ай бұрын
Please never take away the breaking character bits they make my night lol ur so silly 😇
@maplebakin10 ай бұрын
I've never found a more specifically me-coded video. I have a pokemon tattoo on the back of my shoulder. I have like 7 tarot decks. I'm both thrilled and a little scared.
@lunadoom347410 ай бұрын
No Pokémon Tarot cards yet? I’ve seen a few super cute sets on Etsy!
@ita1046 ай бұрын
girl go ahead and share the linkkkkkk ..... haha @@lunadoom3474
@Kiss_My_Aspergers4 ай бұрын
The Clow (I think that's what it's/they're called) from _CardCaptor Sakura_ are like cute anime tarot that are based more in elements and concepts than archetypes per se, but they'd be perfect for a tarot deck. Although I REALLY want to see a _Silent Hill_ tarot deck...
@raventree904110 ай бұрын
Please never stop doing these, they’re so creative and relaxing at the same time🩵
@noodeling10 ай бұрын
You are about to monopolise a niche market in comedy ASMR. Prepare yourself for great things to come, Caroline. You’re awesome.
@toriw53510 ай бұрын
The pauses when you are contemplating what say got me weak 🤣
@wilmaperaoja166310 ай бұрын
as someone currently working at dunking competing for lead donut girl, this was incredibly helpful 💕✨thank you so much for rearing us with ur spirit!
@ANGIEHINA10 ай бұрын
You really know your audience, you know exactly what we love about your videos and roll with it perfectly
@t3ssssss10 ай бұрын
roll with it like donphan 18:50 HAHA
@basilstorm946110 ай бұрын
The character break after the Ronald Reagan joke got me from 80% asleep to cackling in an instant
@wvlfhayley7 ай бұрын
i love how hard you fought to keep a straight face when talking about how the pokemon cards were kept behind the counter 😂
@JuliaMarieH6 ай бұрын
This character is giving major Effie Trinket vibes in the best way! The positive, well-meaning but out of touch persona is so relaxing.
@ale602810 ай бұрын
The way you said Best Buy absolutely killed me.
@vicbailyn10 ай бұрын
Girl, you have done it again, constantly raising the bar for all of us and doing it flawlessly
@michaylahanson985410 ай бұрын
You know you’re delulu when the “tarot” reading makes sense 😂
@anglicothemonkey349610 ай бұрын
7:45 "lead.... donut.......... girl 😊" floored me
@Robin.Hollinger858 ай бұрын
Love that mom-and-mom bookshop, say hi to Candace for me
@oliviabb738494 ай бұрын
😂
@ellierathbun275410 ай бұрын
ok why is this such a good reading? & i will be taking your advice into my real life lol
@silvananivis986710 ай бұрын
She's literally bull shitting us, girl 😭
@thecrazything956 ай бұрын
Because all tarot readings are super broad and easily generalizable.
@zestoroni10 ай бұрын
"Po-kay-mon" is just *chef's kiss*
@FrenkTheJoy10 ай бұрын
If the Pokemon card game was to become an anime in the same narrative style as YuGiOh, I guarantee some character would have a psychic deck and was a fake psychic who did sort of tarot readings with their deck, and it would be like "Oh I've drawn Crobat, which means what I see in your future is... defeat!" And the Joey character would be like "But Crobat doesn't have feet!"
@FrenkTheJoy10 ай бұрын
I know there's a new Pokemon cartoon that's about the tcg but now I kind of want a more serious tcg anime in the style of the 4Kids YuGiOh dub.
@enderwalkgang10 ай бұрын
Crobat has feet, technically spoink doesn't and is also a psychich type
@nightsocoolioyep76637 ай бұрын
This is the funniest comment ive ever read as someone who hasnt watched a single minute of the actual show but has seen almost all of yugioh the abridged series. I could absolutely see LittleKuriboh writing this in too
@kalindastrome218210 ай бұрын
‘Mom and mom bookshop in Portland Oregon’ simply sent me
@iDreamofDooney8 ай бұрын
May the wisdom of our spirit guide Hariyama lead you to the beloved green pastures of Lead Donut Girl.
@theatrefreak19958 ай бұрын
I can tell you were a teacher just by the way you held the book up to us lol
@peachr3847 ай бұрын
lovely video also that shade of purple eye shadow is for sure your color. it is stunning on you 1000%
@unchained_wings10 ай бұрын
I honestly wonder if she makes skits and writes a script or if she just wings it. Either way I love it.
@khloe396110 ай бұрын
both, these videos are usually improv. impressive ain't it!
@carolineeasom10 ай бұрын
This was entirely improvised!
@manniquin10 ай бұрын
the way you say your 's'es is exquisite. teleported back to high school falling asleep to my teacher's voice
@maggieechard727710 ай бұрын
This is so conflicting because I want to fall asleep but I also just want to watch the entire video and laugh.
@silvananivis986710 ай бұрын
I hope you genuinely enjoy doing these asmr videos and not just for us 😭😭😭
@carolineeasom10 ай бұрын
I’m actually having a blast! I used to be hesitant about other people seeing me as an ASMRtist more than a comedian but now I don’t really care how others classify me or my work. I’ve been watching ASMR for a decade. This community has welcomed me with open arms and I’m honored to be a part of it.
@silvananivis986710 ай бұрын
@@carolineeasom thank you 💖 you're a breath of fresh air
@conwilcon96710 ай бұрын
@@carolineeasomWe love you !!
@BannedStories1019 ай бұрын
Me knowing each Pokemon before you analyzed them made me cackle at how you could possibly make it insightful and I'm impressed. This is masterful
@chrisglidden10339 ай бұрын
This woman is pure gold. I’ve gotten so bored of regular asmr. But I will watch this almost all of it just bc not only is it relaxing- she is just absolutely hilarious
@bogbb10 ай бұрын
as soon as I saw ditto, I knew the reading was going to be a banger lmao
@margaretfk7 ай бұрын
The makeup is always so spot on
@angel_rose_paige392010 ай бұрын
Loving this flow of new asmr videos, you’re amazing at this Caroline and your humor is amazing, thanks for the video 💗💗💗
@grizzlywizzly4 ай бұрын
The way you smiled at ditto and dodrio & doduo coming up bc that’s completely perfect for this character 😂
@shannonl569210 ай бұрын
Have been rewatching your videos so often lately because this comedy ASMR is something that I’ve never known I liked. It’s so tingly
@PONCHO-10 ай бұрын
why was this genuinely good advice. Im sitting here taking notes like shes my therapist.
@akaThundercat6 ай бұрын
“You should seek that which is clear. Like water.”
@DaisyMiller-Wells10 ай бұрын
we are EATING GOOOOOD THANK U CAROLINE
@ihere122710 ай бұрын
Honestly, girl’s spitting some spiritually facts.
@margueritearcon60312 ай бұрын
I grew up around a lot of people who genuinely talk like this, which makes it extra funny and also very familiar and soothing More Crystalline please!
@1902_scram10 ай бұрын
You are so perfectly suited for and skilled at this niche content it’s actually insane- if you had been born even 50 years earlier this talent would have gone unrealized😵
@hannah520410 ай бұрын
you can tell this isnt scripted by the pure shock on your face while reading some of the descriptions (specifically the hariyama (?) one) comedy goldmine. i havent felt such joy in a FAT while
@the.asmr.library10 ай бұрын
idk why but I’ve been soo into tarot card asmr lately and this is perfectly timed for my bedtime :) love the comedy asmr!
@DOMDOTCOM51826 күн бұрын
come back to this video all the time like the part about Hariyama and “the next time you are in any type of competition, praise your opponent, see the value in what they do, and recognize that value” has stuck with me like that is such good advice, I think about it all the time it’s so good
@theswisswereright8 ай бұрын
I have been watching your "southern translation" reels for ages and had no idea you did ASMR. I love that you leave in some of your laughing breakdowns-- "Ronald Reagan" absolutely sent me, as did "Kylie JennAIR." 😂 As much as this was hilarious, it was also the exact sort of thing that causes me tingles, because it's super telegraphed "playing pretend." I'm definitely going to subscribe!
@bilbloblep676910 ай бұрын
Never have i ever had any accurate reading but the ditto reading actually hit home for me lmafo.
@jacobd198410 ай бұрын
I did not expect a pokémon-based humor video (or this character) to contain actual wisdom.
@s.k.33489 ай бұрын
I expected this to be funny because you are hilarious, but what I did not expect was some actual wisdom from Hariyama.
@aub29510 ай бұрын
we are being SPOILED with all these videos 😩 tysm caroline you’re so good at what you do
@jessyl.515410 ай бұрын
I would hate to oscillate my peers 😆 I LOVE these so much. You’re so funny and these videos are genuinely so relaxing too. ❤
@akaThundercat6 ай бұрын
Please make so many more of these; both the comedy asmr in general and specifically this exact character and format like girl every time you broke or almost broke I was right there with you. Love your work! (Also please do more of the match maker and the Collective Organism Non-Cult Cult Propaganda I am obsessed)
@acemonkeyd.37496 ай бұрын
I really loved that the first card that was pulled looked like you threw it out of the deck because nothing was falling
@mopatk44889 ай бұрын
“Mesmerizing.” You’re so good at almost losing it but then recovering and carrying on. That’s not easy, esp. for the length of time of your video. Bravo(a?)!
@mopatk44889 ай бұрын
OMG and the couch that’s made up into a bed. Fantastic.
@noraraab29399 ай бұрын
I am mesmerized by the eyeshadow it’s so pretty!!!
@laurenj67714 күн бұрын
This is so realistic😂 I love watching tarot card readings to fall asleep to. They just calm me, and make me feel a mix of inspiration and warmth
@asmrigloo10 ай бұрын
The gag is people actually use Pokémon for tarot …babes ur a reader ! jp lol love your asmr role plays I’ve watched every one
@DOMDOTCOM5188 ай бұрын
Your ability to improv and to immediately make a strong comedic decision is amazing. You truly have a gift when it comes to comedy like you are hilarious. I love your videos so much
@jackrussel99910 ай бұрын
1:03 Women and Women First? Candace and Toni are so helpful! 😂
@NatPix9 ай бұрын
This was hilarious and surprisingly deep. Well done! The Ronald Reagan dig and following chortle made me laugh harder than I have in quite some time.
@prettyhelpful73699 ай бұрын
I'm very spiritual, like tarot and oracle cards, and guides. And Pokémon. This is hilarious and still relaxing, thank you 😂
@PeppaTeaPig8 ай бұрын
The characters you create are just fantastic. All so different and creative and you always put your whole heart into them ❤
@naomiratajek53510 ай бұрын
These are genuinely so satisfying, never knew I needed a pokemon reading (for entertainment purposes only ofc) but here we are. Much love and please keep these videos up they're hilarious!
@emilieflagg17159 ай бұрын
I feel so blessed to have discovered you a few days ago, and now I'm hooked on watching your stuff. You're hilarious and unique. I dont want to finish all of your content too fast!!
@vannevers7 ай бұрын
Def def one of my top fav asmrtists and one of the folks who inspired to me to start making my own. ❤
@florzinharebi213410 ай бұрын
This is absolutely brilliant! You speak so well, you're funny and smart and creative. Also your whisper is amazing. Everything is just on point🥺🥺🥺
@lexwilkerson865610 ай бұрын
I absolutely love your ASMR videos. The acting is so top tier and the scripts are more hilarious than most hollywood films. She is writer, creative director, actress, QUEEN. I can't get enough! ❤👑
@DiZoSoMom10 ай бұрын
Another upload?! You spoil us, Caroline! 🥰
@hannahpearl475010 ай бұрын
I literally didn’t realize that this was my favorite type of asmr but I’ve watched this video like 10 times over the last two days while working and i feel so calm. Thank you for doing asmr haha
@maialencombs22839 ай бұрын
Throwing in the fact that you got the book in a bookstore in Portland really made this video for me. I’m from Portland I feel like I’ve met this person before
@ktlovemail10 ай бұрын
Been laughing my ass to sleep to these too fast to even leave comments 🌊 Caroline, you’ve got it!
@n03mi10 ай бұрын
Oh god your characters are always so accurate 😭
@leiaannaa10 ай бұрын
8:33 PLSSS she was lost for words 💀
@andrew_asmr30910 ай бұрын
These roleplays are wonderful. Please keep doing them. You're a natural. Funny and relaxing! Thanks
@jmcphail194 ай бұрын
The way I'm binging your videos this week is truly unhealthy, and yet curing all my ailments
@jackrussel99910 ай бұрын
This voice cadence and tone is so nice and accurate but also so good for asmr, love it!
@toddshrader42349 ай бұрын
Your technique,style and anything in between is great! So Relaxing but interesting so plz don’t ever stop!!!!
@breaunarobinson485410 ай бұрын
This is the best asmr video ever im begging fir a part 2 of this!!
@marazhe988410 ай бұрын
This video is perfection but also needs more comments on how good the eyeshadow is
@lei29059 ай бұрын
Caroline!! I’m SO glad you’ve started doing asmr here! I’ve always found your tiktoks both funny and relaxing ❤❤❤
@marysanders1919 ай бұрын
“Mom and mom shop” kills me
@meowwser10 ай бұрын
THE QUEEN DELIVERED AGAIN!!!
@goobier9 ай бұрын
LMFOAOO this impression is so accurate but im also so relaxed 😭😩 you’re amazing at these!
@kitfaced338 ай бұрын
Genuinely relaxing, although "perhaps you are both competing for Lead... Donut... Girl...🙂" made me cackle. This character has my heart!
@Hikaru11979 ай бұрын
I have a lot of sensory problemas, specially with noise, so I always wish that everything could have an “asmr setting”, like the same videos you always see but asmr lol. So when I discovered tour channel I was so happy!! Bc I love comedy but sometimes it’s just too noisy for me. Thank you for this channel!
@LJA93287 ай бұрын
I feel the same way! I would love to to find ASMR with the person only speaking, with no tapping or other noises that startle me right out of sleep
@hexingbunny953510 ай бұрын
I couldn’t have been the only one thinking about the Pokémon theme song the entire time right?😂 loved every minute of this once again you give us another masterpiece can’t wait for whatever you come up with next!!💕
@RIBB0T10 ай бұрын
This is unironically the best reading I've ever seen... Big Pokémon fan 😅
@saranohmusic5710 ай бұрын
You're both very hilarious and very calming. 🤲💗 Thank you & keep going!!!
@MistyBlueLights10 ай бұрын
Comedy ASMR is by far my favorite type of ASMR
@lizziedallas10 ай бұрын
i am so excited every time i see you in my subscription box! another great video, especially the “tarot” part. thank you :)