Technically the lobsters don't "scream" when boiled; they don't have a larynx to scream with. It's steam escaping from small fissures in their shells.

17:32 So in the US manga the rival's name is Blue and the girl is Green. But in Japan the rival's name is Green and the girl is Blue. To make it even more confusing despite being named after the game's subtitle each of the characters's starters are different to their boxarts. For example the protagonist Red despite being named after Pokemon Red has a Venusaur. The rival has a Charizard and the girl has a flying Blastoise

The episode of James having boobas was a banned japan-only episode. Misty was convinced to enter a swimsuit competition and Jesse/James entered to ensue usual Team Rocket Hijinks. James had inflatable boobas.

Why do the Gallades have that oval shaped hip once they evolve? Professor Farnsworth: "Good news! It's a suppository!"

10:38 If I had a nickle for every time Latias just showed up as human in the franchise for no reason, with absolutely no explanation, I'd have about three. Which really isn't a lot, but it is very strange that it's happened more than once or twice. Like, is this just a normal Latias thing?? Why haven't we seen human Latios? Why are the living Jet Planes able to shapeshift? Why do they only shapeshift into humans? Again, why is it only Latias?? A true mystery we may never get the answers to...

As a huge Xenoblade fan I can confirm there is no dragon girl that transforms. In Xenoblade 2 pyra and mythra transform into each other because they’re the same person just 2 personalities along with their final form. And Azurda aka gramps is a dragon who transforms into his younger form after being gravely injured. Also Nia transforms from her Gormotti form to her blade form

I just realized that Clawitzer's shiny form is just a boiled shrimp.

Every time I am reminded that Patterrz' favorite Pokémon is Growlithe/Arcanine, I always glance down to the Hisuian Growlithe I have tattooed onto my shoulder (along with five other of my faves to make up the dream team tattoo 👌👀). At this point, I'm naming him Patts in honor of Patterrz and my automatic, unavoidable response to look at my tattoo whenever Growlithe (or pokémon in general) is mentioned. Congrats, there's a piece of agressively n permanently colored-in flesh in the image of a happy lil fictional dog named after your youtube channel now. How does that make you feel.

When ‘Where do they get meat?’ joins ‘What do they do with all the extra Pokémon from mass breeding?’ I think we get our answer. 😂

8:35 is why we love Pat

13:38 If I remember the episode right, it was a women-only competition and one of the rounds involved getting on a stage dressed in a swimsuit. James did what he did to also be able to participate.

Starfish will eat dead plants, so yes, Marinie can drink orange juice. They're carnivores but they arent obligate carnivores.

I seriously don’t understand why they don’t just kill the lobster before boiling it. Like, right before. I understand if you do it too far in advance it can cause pneumonia; Which I’ve had it sucks; but just kill it there? Or am I missing something.

15:23 Yes. I counted. 48 Bulbasaurs

It's the Reddit Roundup, with Pat, yeah! It's sure to make you crack up again, yeeeeeeeeeah! Also, not sure whether it was clear in the meme about manga characters and eye color, but the mix-up between Blue and Green has to do with the original game versions being Red and Green in Japan, vs Red and Blue internationally. So the original Japanese protagonist and rival were named Red and Green, with Blue being the name of the third character because Blue was the "third version" in Japan. Whereas internationally, Red and Blue are the rivals, so Green became the third character in the manga (who became Leaf in the games when FRLG were released).

17:14 Pat: "Amazing! Look at the state of this!" My brain: Pretty Solid

I guess this means no reaction series of Patterz watching Hazbin 😔😔😔

11:36 A quality of life would be the option to sell it when you get it. I never use Repels. They're more useful as money. 13:07 I named mine Gingka or Shun (characters from Beyblade). 15:25 It's in the 40s. I think 47. I decided to count in groups of four when I couldn't remember which ones I already counted at 44. 18:03 Maroon is a type of red.

6:14 Made a sandwich without the bottom slice of bread instead of the top one

0.16-0.19: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

Pat, the stomach’s in the ribcage. Alakazam just can’t shit and/or piss

15:17 There are exactly 48 bulbasaur in the picture

But the long top with the wavy curls actually suit you. So, don't worry about the haircut and keep making content like this. You are on your best with the memes. Like your humor a lot

9:29 it is slowly infecting everyone first MJTv now Patterrz we are slowly taking ground 😂 nah but fr this video was amazing I sur loved the lobster bit mm screaming lobster for din din 😋

Pat is "Out for Loooooooooove!

14:30, if I’m tired out, I will NOT be up at 3AM lmao. If you didn’t talk to me at like 10pm, you’d be talking to me at around 9am the next day

I have a dream, I'm here to tell About a wonderful, fantastic new hotel

What other games had a "use another repel" or "pc from anywhere" like features before pokemon? Genuine question since Patterz mentions a bunch games had these kinds of features I can't think of anything

Ooh. What’s your favorite episode and song from Hazbin Hotel? My favorite episode is Masquerade and my favorite song is Poison.

*(**1:28**)* Actually ☝🤓, since the Pokédex feels the need to point out that _some_ Pokémon can understand human speech, that implies that this is out of the ordinary, which would mean that the vast majority of Pokémon _can't_ understand human speech and are only intelligent enough to be able to learn to follow a small number of commands, similar to IRL dogs.

It’s been 45 years

Maine lobsters dont "scream" its a sound as the water boils threw their shell if the waters not boiling yet. Always get a rolling boil before adding the lobster 🦞

There would be no vegetarians in the Pokémon world. Even the vegetables are sentient.

3:20 did you try a pokeball or quick ball or timer ball? There is a chance calculator too.

13:53 This was surprising, Great Video though!

add them to your playlist Black Gryphon aka gabriel brown was the original voice to alister and did some songs too

Didn't even notice this was uploaded 6 minutes ago! What the heck. Hello!

We had a dog we nicknamed horse and she was probably between 35-45 she had a standing vertical of clearing a 2 meter tall privacy fence we used to house our wolf mix in and when specifically I called her she would do her best Nascar impression and at the end jump and plant all 4 paws directly into my chest and if I didn't catch her or got surprised by it we're both gonna tumble and break something the horse was something else

remember ash once holding larvitar like a baby

When it comes to Pokemon Sport i'll Take a Soccer ⚽ Wailord 🐋.Stuff him in a Goal 🥅 and you will see, he Always has the Right Corner😂

~6:15 when you actually cook a pokemon.

i an very sorry to tell you that. The songs are staying for weeks, and they pop up suddenly too. the morh one is so true and so sad

The Avatar one was really funny and cute, also there was a Pokémon Avatar, it would be Mew no doubt about that

8:41 based Pat. Credit your artist!

I would eat AT LEAST half the dex tbh

Isn't Corpish disgusting to eat? Or is that a different crab mon

I fear what I'm about to witness

12:06 you spoke major facts here, pokemon fans are coming adter your hide now

Corphis is a crawdad isn’t he?

Crawdaunt Ultra Dex says its meat is nasty & stinking.

Once you hazb in you can’t haz out

8:12 The cool thing for me personally is that I called a Pidgey in one of my Nuzlockes "Airbender"

888 likes, i dont wanna ruin it TnT but I must speak the truth RIP 888 likes

I would buy that trapinch stapler for no reason

Its so funny to me that you made a reference to DBZ, because i just stoped to watch your vid

15:38 "YIPPIE"

I thiiiink it’s been implied at times that the Pokemon universe does at least primarily use fake meat or maybe lab grown meat technology is much more advanced in their world but I don’t think it’s ever been made explicit. Apart from that, though, there are the odd examples of people at least imagining eating Pokemon, especially in the anime. Like they’ve imagined Magikarp filleted at least a few times and there’s the whole Slowpoke tail thing but then that’s just a tail so doesn’t require killing the Pokemon and it’s been said it grows back (though that does raise the question just what Team Rocket was doing that made their tail harvesting qualify as poaching if the harvesting isn’t a big deal). The franchise is very inconsistent on whether regular animals exist or not so I guess if they do then people could just eat those. It also tends to be pretty vague about food in general like the various times in SwSh when the characters would talk about having meals and it would fade to black and just skip to after the meals lmfao. And Lapras was hunted to being endangered. Speaking of: since we know Pokemon do die and do kill and prey on each other… what makes them actually die as opposed to just faint? Is it just that the battle stuff is a special phenomenon that doesn’t actually harm them because Infinity Energy or something (almost like a simulator of sorts but irl for them) but regular violence does actually harm them? I guess the Dex entries about predation DO generally describe it as being regular violence rather than moves like the descriptions of Pokemon like Gorebyss inserting their proboscis to suck out nutrients. Maybe that’s the difference. 🤷🏻

yup

it's to soon for me I failed a shiny Seedot after I saw it wandering how many I failed because every shiny in SV is a nightmare to see I didn't know it had explosion ;-;

15:53 Chuu, not Chaa. It's the Hiragana onomatopoeia equivalent of "kiss".

2:53 pokemon database >>>>

Corphish is a crawfish.not a lobster.

14:13 omg I need that stapler in my life. I don't even need to google to know it's probably a once $20-30 product going for like $90 now :/

I counted 51 Bulbasaurs

15:38 Pichu yippee

You should react to the Zachtoshi anime and league reviews! Would make W content.

All I can think of with that Gloria meme is "Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death" Also your probably thinking of Fire Emblem not Xenoblade

Lucifer is different than Satan in hazbin hotel.

Wow this is weird im first thats cool everyone has their first time 😂

the problem with veganism in pokemon is the plants are animals too. granted, id argue that plants irl are living things and deserve just as much respect as animals. but since i need to eat, i treat them the same and eat both. vegans are free to treat plants differently, im just not hypocritical like that.

10:37 latias is well known for the fact that after a bit of training, they can use there prism like scales to appear human. When in reality there bouncing in the air (as shown in pokemon heroes the movie). Latias is actualy fond of doing this so it can be around people without fear of being attacked or chased as it is one of few mythical pokemon that like being social. latios being the opposite and preffering to only turn invisible

Thank you for making sure artists get their credit Pat :)

Funny that the thumbnail is from right after ash lost his world champion title by losing a 1v1 against misty (he didn’t really lost the title, but did loose to misty)

Less then 1 minute since upload in crew

Don’t get a haircut

Xenoblade having a... "dragon person"? wut? By the way, play xeno. all of you. all of THEM! gears, saga, blade. I'm saying this for your own good, you know.

Day 4 of… ok, scrapping Kaskade region, that complicates things. Just requesting Subjectively’s Mazah Pokédex video.

As an American, you don’t sound American. You sound British to me

Pat joined the Hazbin crew LET'S GOOOOO. The songs never get out of your head, they just get more and more deeply rooted 🥲

React to lockemon

No sending help , the greatest dad and respectless , stayed gone will be in your head forever like me , I guess you should have stayed gone

Pls react to boy meets girl

10:45 *facepalms* That's fire emblem not xenoblade!

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