This is similar to how I play Dark Souls. dunk store dunkeyscastle.com/ thumbnail art by aminoapps.com/c/pokemon/page/...
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@Lazyboijere4 жыл бұрын
“the first tool mankind made was a stick” - Hideo Kojima
@Mr.Atari26004 жыл бұрын
"World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" ~ Albert Einstein
@KavinCatastrophe4 жыл бұрын
I thought nature made that.
@Bengy.4 жыл бұрын
@@JODRecaps You are very devoted to this I see.
@nekyam54694 жыл бұрын
"I am Princess Beach" -Some Bitch
@jager91984 жыл бұрын
“Schmoygle” - Alexander the Great
@Shymain4 жыл бұрын
The thing that makes this game innovative is new and original lines like "Fuck this game" and "Pokemon is a very low quality franchise"
@raym23824 жыл бұрын
You can't forget "Da Fuk!?"
@KS-ik9wt4 жыл бұрын
Really make you feel like mr pokemon
@achingbach29044 жыл бұрын
Could Pokemon be a higher quality franchise and still be ridiculously profitable? I think yes. So y do they seem to purposefully keep it dumbed down and uninteresting?
@Fakie4204 жыл бұрын
Fudgin' Stalker
@Shymain4 жыл бұрын
StaySkeptic i am the dictatorial mod of that subreddit, correct
@PaulBadman4 жыл бұрын
got all the way to the 7th gym by one hitting everything..........Then the difficulty ramped up and it toook 2 hits to kill every thing
@tavotavo06454 жыл бұрын
Ok
@greenpigking69744 жыл бұрын
Uh I guess I’ll join the trend. Ok
@charliecalderon16884 жыл бұрын
Ok
@Retribution84 жыл бұрын
That's like TWICE THE HITS! HOW DID YOU COPE?
@doctorrussia4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's what happens when you over level
@maxgreineder98674 жыл бұрын
this is 5 minutes and 45 seconds of a dude showing off all of the problems with sword and shield without telling anyone the problems. i love it
@superbodoque78604 жыл бұрын
@@Kessekom yeah pokeman peaked in gen 5
@brentsels74474 жыл бұрын
I wish they made like a "not mentally ill" setting for players who have played pokémon games before, like trainers with ev trained mons and stuff, would be cool/ challenging. Throw in the random trainer with a legendary too
@seaweedpopcorn89574 жыл бұрын
@@Kessekom people have been saying this since the second gen. everyone hated gen 5 when it came out lol
@MeandMonkeyLP3 жыл бұрын
@@brentsels7447 Nah i dont wanna have to tryhard in pokemon
@AAAAAA-bm9qd3 жыл бұрын
@Plump Coconut They're easy and hand holdy but atleast they tried with the story, SwSh has basically nothing.
@cornguy18374 жыл бұрын
It’s just like Dark Souls: Everything dies in one hit
@crash-ew6hw4 жыл бұрын
@@sickly_172 he's trying to make a point
@Isol15074 жыл бұрын
Or league
@Isol15074 жыл бұрын
League of legends
@bramsteenhoek26744 жыл бұрын
@@sickly_172 he is JOD
@Itachi44894 жыл бұрын
More like reverse Dark Souls, since instead of YOU getting killed in one hit, you kill everything with one hit.
@Jkg714 жыл бұрын
Gamefreak in a nutshell: "This will be a close match!" Dies in one hit.
@God-kg1lx4 жыл бұрын
Or being pummeled to ragequit by zubats
@ShadowTheDeathhog4 жыл бұрын
I try to make the game harder by only using first form pokemon through the whole thing. They're cuter that way anyway
@God-kg1lx4 жыл бұрын
@joz you probably did not experience mt. Silver did you?
@ShadowTheDeathhog4 жыл бұрын
@@God-kg1lx I did but I was like 6 when that game came out. I know I beat Red but I forgot a lot of it
@God-kg1lx4 жыл бұрын
@Joz then you have strayed from the path of truth my friend, and you must become righteous once more
@MHCJV4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, rock paper scissors. ...Except you know what your opponent's picking.
@MinMaxerGaming4 жыл бұрын
Very apt description
@n0dash184 жыл бұрын
And you’re allowed to switch what you picked at any time.
@Golemoid4 жыл бұрын
I mean it is a game for 9 year olds.
@ozanozenir25034 жыл бұрын
@@Golemoid 9 years olds are not this braindead
@Moud_M4 жыл бұрын
Bolek Lolek Did anyone say that 9 year olds deserve shitty games?
@prmrise4 жыл бұрын
Donkey really just sent his machoke into a fight against a fairy flying type
@Egyptianloverr4 жыл бұрын
He hates Machoke
@Jack-ot1zq4 жыл бұрын
Sdgsdfg im so old I don’t think anything you just said is in English
@aaronsegal60524 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@voutideixarumoco63184 жыл бұрын
Donkey likes uncharted what you expects 😁
@whitehorse85584 жыл бұрын
@@Jack-ot1zq What?
@BlueBlaze994 жыл бұрын
"You can't throw a Pokeball it won't let its guard down!" Machoke: *has No Guard ability*
@zacey35744 жыл бұрын
It's because that machoke was one of the "very strong looking" pokemon from the wild area.
@abcdefgheat18884 жыл бұрын
@@zacey3574 r/woooosh
@zacey35744 жыл бұрын
@@abcdefgheat1888 Imagine linking subreddits outside of Reddit lol, now go post this for your 2 updoots soyboy.
@zacey35744 жыл бұрын
@@abcdefgheat1888 Also how am I meant to know if this dude has played SW/SH before?
@jacobegaca4094 жыл бұрын
Zacey r/redditflame
@Lr_Rahim4 жыл бұрын
I was not expecting the grunt to say “f*ck this game” at all
@koolaiddude76858944 жыл бұрын
Actually almost did a spit take
@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr4 жыл бұрын
Congrats! You found a joke!
@tahutoa4 жыл бұрын
Get rid of that asterisk you coward
@claytons46904 жыл бұрын
@@tahutoa if u listen close enough, you can actually here him say "f*ck" not "fuck"
@mtk42424 жыл бұрын
tahutoa some ppl just don’t like swearing
@ojingoh7854 жыл бұрын
I love how everything is completely out of order, but you can’t notice because everything is just as easy.
@yokoyamavlogs69394 жыл бұрын
Especially the part where Machoke killed all his Pokémon
@omegastar193 жыл бұрын
@@yokoyamavlogs6939 he was clearly screwing around at that point.
@gabeitch91423 жыл бұрын
@@omegastar19 you think he was intentionally failing to catch him?
@TheArrivalCyberse3 жыл бұрын
@@gabeitch9142 He was throwing heal balls, now I don't know about you, but I've never seen anyone actually use heal balls until now.
@_ikako_3 жыл бұрын
@@yokoyamavlogs6939 yes, the part where machoke committed mass genocide was a bit excessive.
@hewhomainsness91894 жыл бұрын
_"Hit him with a tree branch: The Game"_
@ericb.13844 жыл бұрын
Not even hit, but poke.
@hewhomainsness91894 жыл бұрын
@@ericb.1384 ah yes
@uwnbaw4 жыл бұрын
hehe The Game
@mr.bubaluba10654 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the dlc “Whoops I picked razor leaf, oh nvm that works too”
@mollychankawaii4 жыл бұрын
This also describes PointCrow beating Breath of the Wild with only a stick
@mattrenshaw30094 жыл бұрын
My gravestone: “He died”
@LuqaslncredibIe4 жыл бұрын
"He ded"*
@luigissidekick8614 жыл бұрын
The end
@DeanCalhoun4 жыл бұрын
Matt Renshaw “and on my tombstone it’ll say: ‘ohhhhhh boyyyy i’m dead’”
@Squireissocoolie4 жыл бұрын
oh no
@darkmoon25034 жыл бұрын
Satan: "I win."
@trevorhock84424 жыл бұрын
Pokémon next gen battles: “Okay you just jumped in the air twice that’s not what I asked for”
@1spidog4 жыл бұрын
mad
@Sorngard134 жыл бұрын
"Okay, what you're doing there is jumping. You just... you just jumped. But nevermind. Say 'Double Kick'. 'Doooouble Kick'"
@mAcroFaze4 жыл бұрын
And people still defend it! XD
@bubblegumking38704 жыл бұрын
What difference does it make it’s one move out of the pool of 1000+ that doesn’t change the game in any way
@mAcroFaze4 жыл бұрын
@@bubblegumking3870 ... Because it isn't one move, is it? There are a bunch of moves in which the animation is sloppy as. And that's not even exclusive to the in-battle move animations, there are plenty scattered around the game that are horribly poor, and what's wrong with that is that they used animation as an excuse for cuts and shortcomings. But to have seen them cut things out for animations, a lot of which are already recycled, only for them not to even look that good, yeah, it begs a lot of questions. Also they took a load of battle moves out of SwSh, so...
@Phoenix-iz2ey4 жыл бұрын
double kick animation: *vertically displaces the model* headbutt animation: *has the pokemon kick the enemy* ok makes sense
@gwiiwzens4 жыл бұрын
My guess is they made this game disappointing because they want people to give maximum appreciation for what they are planning on making which (according to my completely imaginated theory) a freeroam rpg style offline game that makes you feel like a real pokemon trainer for their next main series release...
@gwiiwzens4 жыл бұрын
I also think they tried to make this game playable for people who love pokemon and have grown to have low standards over the past 5 generations in pokemon's main series history
@shizukousapostle1stapostle7104 жыл бұрын
@@gwiiwzens na I am pretty sure they are just testing the limit of horse shit the community will tolerate so they can reduce the effort more and more until they have exactly the lowest effort needed to make a game that will turn out a profit
@Baron00094 жыл бұрын
@@gwiiwzens pretty sure THIS is their maximum effort
@MudkipPog4 жыл бұрын
remember guys they sacrificed over half of the pokedex for these top quality and highly accurate animations.
@GD_Zimmeh4 жыл бұрын
This game is so easy that Dunkey doesn’t even need his blindfold
@nugoatt4 жыл бұрын
GD Zimmeh no it’s way to easy that dunkey’s doing it with a blindfold on with his little brother playing and the controller is not plugged in and he’s using a USB steering wheel and on top of that it’s lagging and he doesn’t even have a little brother
@alexholiday4414 жыл бұрын
@@nugoatt and don't forget that the TV isn't even turned on.
@nugoatt4 жыл бұрын
Alex Holiday oh yeah can’t forget that
@buntongngy22874 жыл бұрын
And he didn't even exists.
@totallyahuman50553 жыл бұрын
@@alexholiday441 that's because he is playing I handheld mode.
@TheDoc3774 жыл бұрын
squirtle/10: This game really makes you feel like a low quality franchise
@Babyluigikarting4 жыл бұрын
This game is the Dark Souls of low quality franchises
@gulermo4 жыл бұрын
this game really makes you feel like an unfinished game
@nicerhabara4 жыл бұрын
@@gulermo IGN:"9.1: It has little content for everyone"
@maxley.4 жыл бұрын
he said it not me
@danhouse19894 жыл бұрын
Tfw it's the fastest selling Switch game because it's so bad
@kreekkidproductions28474 жыл бұрын
I still can’t believe Reggie got to keep all the Pokémon they took out as an apology for him not being able to play the game on his new Nintendo 3ds.
@LucidProtean4 жыл бұрын
This is the best explanation I've seen
@Horzinicla4 жыл бұрын
Actually, Reggie is playing Animal Crossing on his Nintendo 3DS
@STOPPEDINCOLORADO4 жыл бұрын
You mean his new Nintendo 3DS or his NEW Nintendo 3DS?
@nicholaswhite40214 жыл бұрын
is there a full syory on this somewhere?
@reggiefils-aime97984 жыл бұрын
Okay, i need to know RIGHT. NOW who broke our NDA.
@Mushroomy6534 жыл бұрын
“MAKE MY MONSTER GROW!!” I’m dying.
@hisagi50024 жыл бұрын
The Rita Respula Impression tho
@rosesongoku69804 жыл бұрын
“I’VE GOT SUCH A HEADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
@Jerben4 жыл бұрын
You can tell he’s a little new to Pokémon
@rickyosborne15494 жыл бұрын
Literally did a weird huff wheeze laugh for 5 minutes
@youtubedekhne22444 жыл бұрын
This is some serious humour u have 😂😂
@eddsauceplz4 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest. the dynamax and stadium vibe during the gym battles actually make it feel like it's something special...until u oneshot their pokemon with your starter
@gamingyoshi2280 Жыл бұрын
i hated dynamax its useless and the animation took ages
@frogloti6319 Жыл бұрын
@@gamingyoshi2280fr
@TheElino Жыл бұрын
@@gamingyoshi2280 Yeah they literally removed mega evolution for an objectively way worse and way less interesting mechanic that sucks ass
@footbroke4 жыл бұрын
"Pokemon is a very low quality franchise. It has a little something for everyone. 9/10." -IGN
@Eeter264 жыл бұрын
Biff Buttcus too much water LOOOOOLLL HAHA
@Zashzila4 жыл бұрын
9.3
@EmeraldCave14 жыл бұрын
@@Eeter26 I mean tbh, too much water is kind of a bad thing, 1. You're super slow in water and 2. You're constantly getting random attacks and there's no way to stop it other than a repel which is pointless.
@grundersmash78914 жыл бұрын
10/10
@JAlchemist4 жыл бұрын
So I'm guessing that is a 2/5 in dunko points
@breloommaster124 жыл бұрын
*"oh man Combee's evolving, it's gonna get like six honeycombs"* Well he's not wrong.
@LucasPucas4 жыл бұрын
Vespiquen has seven honeycombs.
@gamesmasher71204 жыл бұрын
@@LucasPucas extra combs equals extra gamer
@CodfishJoe4 жыл бұрын
@@LucasPucas yeah, and seven is like six.
@cubeofmeat49824 жыл бұрын
*comber*
@YuyuHakurei4 жыл бұрын
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts It's easy up to the champion who can destroy you if you don't expect him to be that strong. He'll easily outlevel you too if you don't train at all. I trained to the level I thought he was gonna be and it was pretty close. With my post game team he's a joke though.
@Yourunkbob2 жыл бұрын
I love how the creators of pokemon games are so fiercly committed to extremely underwhelming attack animations.
@Rickle_Pick23 Жыл бұрын
Even still lol I love Scarlet/violet tho
@Daniel-kx3zz Жыл бұрын
Somebody must tell them they aren't in a nintendo 64... And even with that, animations in pokemon stadium were better
@leonhardable Жыл бұрын
They could legit reuse the stuff from the gamecube era and it would look better than what they have today. collosseum and... XD were such great games naming aged poorly in retrospective
@backlogbuddies8 ай бұрын
I always forget XD was the name of a game. I thought you were laughing at first
@patrickzhu91213 жыл бұрын
"pokemon is a very low quality franchise" As a Pokemon fan, I agree
@kiwo5793 жыл бұрын
I played the ds games too lol
@salemb99612 жыл бұрын
Try to play a "hacked" version , i am playing one using emulator on my phone -NDS emulator - they basically modify the game to be harder , way harder .
@hsalfesrever35542 жыл бұрын
Except for the spin offs, like I had more fun with New Pokemon Snap more than every mainline game starting with Gen 6
@straightbusta2572 жыл бұрын
Well at least starting 2013 The spin offs and manga are still good/decent though And the anime is never good
@kohaku_amba2 жыл бұрын
It sucks now. The only good game to come out in who knows how long is New Pokémon Snap.
@Masamatt904 жыл бұрын
Death stranding: "all you do is walk" Pokemon: "all you do is whack pokemon with a branch"
@Ballsdeep-xs5ls4 жыл бұрын
*poke
@zachmontminy4 жыл бұрын
All you do is press the A button.
@mic018511654 жыл бұрын
Tbf later on grass type attack e is ineffective against so many typing and you'd not use it as much. Also Pokemon story mode is always purposely made to be easy since the target demographic is kids.
@PaletteMorning4 жыл бұрын
@@zachmontminy omg so true
@kjk6074 жыл бұрын
Pokeman really outdid themselves this time.
@vascap82644 жыл бұрын
Now imagine how easy it would be if dunkey wasn’t wearing his blindfold.
@Kordikk6964 жыл бұрын
Vascap now imagine if it was actually doonks, not his little brother...
@maxley.4 жыл бұрын
and if he was awake
@neemis77964 жыл бұрын
what if he had his controller plugged in
@ShadierStream4 жыл бұрын
If he actually had power in his house
@Raddish574 жыл бұрын
what if he actually had a house
@vidkiddo45953 жыл бұрын
I legit though dumpey edited the text boxes until I bought and played that game myself.
@adityakhanna113 Жыл бұрын
Wait actually? Even da fuk?
@N279 Жыл бұрын
@@adityakhanna113 it’s true, idk how they got away with it
@professorrowan69453 жыл бұрын
“Fuck this game!” “Pokémon is a very low-quality franchise.” There’s his Dunkview.
@Stardust_Silver3 жыл бұрын
"Da fuk"
@DanTDMs-homunculus3 жыл бұрын
@@dhruvavikas1632 dokey*
@vedaryan3342 жыл бұрын
It's in the game
@dswizz79264 жыл бұрын
Man, Dunkey really doesn’t like this stranding game.
@manthedan48284 жыл бұрын
To be fair, you need a pretty high IQ to comprehend a Strand-Type Game.
@yesok42444 жыл бұрын
This game is the dark souls of the death stranding franchise!
@giraffe77534 жыл бұрын
This is the second strand type game.
@PerishAndRuin4 жыл бұрын
He prefer the easier ones
@zelexen4 жыл бұрын
wow so now the title holder of bowser big burrito is playing digimon!?
@testchannela39-e194 жыл бұрын
> Combee is evolving > "He is gonna get like six honeycombs" >H E
@rentalparasite56114 жыл бұрын
It triggered me too lol.
@RDSk04 жыл бұрын
It's a trans Combee you utter imbecile
@rentalparasite56114 жыл бұрын
@@RDSk0 Of course how could I forget about that!
@Kadaspala4 жыл бұрын
@@RDSk0 That's why dunkey urged the game to turn him back. Poor guy must be going through so much dysphoria as a Vespiquen :(
@rinrinrinrinrinrinrinrinrin4 жыл бұрын
Two headcanons for this Combee: She’s trans and evolved into vespiqueen and is now living happily as a murderous bee, or combee is FTM and was forced into becoming a vespiqueen due to the Galar region being populated exclusively by transphobes, hence why dunkey was begging for him to go back to being Combee.
@ViperofStumps3 жыл бұрын
As soon as your "rival" started to choose a starter with a disadvantageous type, it all went downhill from there.
@kiwo5793 жыл бұрын
Fuck hop
@brandonscruton88652 жыл бұрын
I didn't mind black and white where one picked the disadvantaged one and became free experience and the other took the advantage and acted as a wall, that wasnt bad and reflected their characters, now they just feel token, like "well you have to have a rival but let's not make them too challenging"
@LuqmanHakim-xi9qz4 жыл бұрын
"Use double kick" *Jumps* "Use headbutt" *Kicks* This game makes you feel like a real animal trainer
@HoleeCarolee4 жыл бұрын
Makes sense cuz how tf the Pokémon gonna understand what you saying
@astrangehero4 жыл бұрын
@@HoleeCarolee It doesn't make sense to see a Pokemon kick another Pokemon in the face while the move is called "headbutt", but all their kick does is make them jump up
@TokenMCPE3 жыл бұрын
IGN Reference
@protonjones544 жыл бұрын
"Pokémon is a very low quality franchise." -literally Gamefreak 2019
@sumphatguy4 жыл бұрын
Thatsthejoke.jpg
@fokii98804 жыл бұрын
Children today have access to smartphones.
@takamichinoku41674 жыл бұрын
I'm annoyed at the fact many fans still bought this game... even after complaining and SEEING visual evidence beforehand on how little effort was put into this game. Gamefreak got these hardcore Pokemon fans by the balls.
@roamingkh45954 жыл бұрын
@@takamichinoku4167 Its a great game. It deserves to sell a lot more than its already selling. You're just salty because you didn't get what you want
@fernidadaviles36864 жыл бұрын
@@roamingkh4595 Very dim, smooth brain, drooling consoomer
@lucamoretti25494 жыл бұрын
“I don’t really care about Pokémon” Adds Dogi-o to the game “Pokémon has always been one of my favorite franchises”
@dreadknightftw72174 жыл бұрын
This game makes you really feel like Pokemon Sword and shield.
@dustinbeecher19874 жыл бұрын
Story time 🕛🕛 sisters 💁♀️💁♀️so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish ❤️❤️and my headphones got unplugged 😩😩 and it played bad guy out loud 🔊🔊so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls 👭 👭 were completely vibing to it💏💏 and they were like slayyyyy🔪🔪sisterrr☠️☠️and i was gonna say something back when a boy🤮🤮approached me and said🗣️🗣️ "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?" 🧐🧐 and i was SHOOK 😳😳and completely flipped the F OUT 🤬🤬 i said "you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life 🙏🙏 i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachella👴👴 and a pentagram ⛧ formed on the ground and billie rose up from it🧖♀️🧖♀️ and she said "put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful 💣💣" and then she left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path🧕🧕 until shariah law was implemented world wide" he then was like I won't allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn 🧞♂️🧞♂️ in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytan👹👹well i wasn't going to let blasphemy😡😡go unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell🔙🔙 and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billie🤩🤩she said "i am allah and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls"😜😜but then i felt an evil force rising😳😳it was xxxtentacion😲😲 he said "spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh"🤦♀️🤦♀️ and then allah and X fought and of course allah won 😉😉 and spread World peace ✌️✌️ so anyway that's the TEA sisters ☕☕stay tuned for my fenti beauty 💄💄 giveaway 🎉🎉and remember praise allah everyday🤗🤗
@kfoley2754 жыл бұрын
@@dustinbeecher1987 WTF does that copypasta have to do with our conversation
@user-pr6zj9du9t4 жыл бұрын
@@dustinbeecher1987 beautiful
@ezrac7044 жыл бұрын
Adds funny blue guy
@bgeniij4 жыл бұрын
"For my money you can never beat the satisfying simplicity of that one-shot kill" -videogamedunkey
@j_s_g4 жыл бұрын
😂 Shots fired
@rikovladimir86554 жыл бұрын
OMG
@scarlet67194 жыл бұрын
J Gentry It’s different in a game like katana zero where you have to actually think out you actions instead of hit button to win
@interdimensionalgoober87694 жыл бұрын
bgeniig This was in reference to an action game and not an rpg, because game design is actually complex!
@SongbirdOfficial3 жыл бұрын
Way shorter and more satisfying in an action game. In Pokemon after the attack animation you have to sit through the HP bar draining, the text telling you the enemy fainted, the enemy faint animation, maybe some failure of a witty line from the other trainer if they're an important character, then them sending out their next Pokemon. It may only be a few seconds but during that time you're not doing anything, not preparing the next attack or running to the next challenge or defending from the next enemy, you're just waiting.
@ROTOJ_4 жыл бұрын
4:56 When he said "Make my monster grow", I really felt it
@attaxiaffxi70333 жыл бұрын
Cheeky Power rangers reference
@broskiproductions494 жыл бұрын
I thought for a second this entire video would be him capturing Pokemon and saying "Ya gotta have _________"
@MagorTuga4 жыл бұрын
ngl I actually skipped ahead in the vid just to make sure.
@dustinbeecher19874 жыл бұрын
So my cat, Franki, recently came down with a pretty severe stomach virus. The vet gave me some anti biotic drops to put in his food but when I’d do that Franki wouldn’t touch it. So, the vet suggested using a small dropper tube to insert the medicine directly into his anus. The first time was absolute hell, my cat fought me the whole time but once the tube was in and the medicine pushed out he seemed to calm quite a bit. Well the next day he was acting strange, he has always been an independent cat, rarely coming around, never wanting to be held, but as I sat on the couch he started walking back and forth meowing and rubbing my leg. He then went and jumped up on the table where we’d done the application the night before and meowed louder and louder until I decided I guess we will go ahead and do the medicine treatment. This time he didn’t fight me though, and when I inserted the tube he closed his eyes, stretched his neck, and let out a noise that can only be described as a moan of pure ecstasy. Maybe the medicine made him feel better, I supposed. That night he slept on my bed curled up right next to me, which he had never done before. For the next week he’d do the same thing every day, meow on the table until he got his ‘fix’... But then the medicine ran out. Even though I had no medicine he’d still cry and beg for it, I thought maybe if I insert it without medicine he will realize it doesn’t make him feel better anymore and forget about it. Well that was 2 weeks ago and he is only getting worse. He walks around me all day with his tail up presenting his rectum and trying to entice me. He is demanding insertions more and more often. Yesterday I caught him looking longingly at the turkey baster... When I sit he jumps in my lap purring and rubbing me affectionately. It was then in horror I realized my cat thinks I’m his gay lover, and that I’ve been sexually pleasing him for weeks now. Needless to say the sexual tension between us is palpable. How do I let my cat know that I’m not gay, but still like him as a friend?
@Cosiek74 жыл бұрын
At least you know what you are getting into watching this channel...
@tajicbladeofthelegion54744 жыл бұрын
@@dustinbeecher1987 Is this a sad attempt at humor?
@AvengeTheBlade4 жыл бұрын
Captain Lolburgers Haha?
@seankobarg72444 жыл бұрын
Most famous last words “OH NO” - Machoke
@dustinbeecher19874 жыл бұрын
Haha yeah I'd never touch hands, thighs or feet with you during the prayer lol😅.... unless there's no one in the mosque other than us🙄🙄🙄..... Haha jk I would just pray alone in the corner😔 and feel lonely.... unless you follow me outside the mosque🏃♂️.... Lmao jk, even if we exchanged numbers it would be just to help each other with reciting Quran😂😂... unless one night during Ramadan.... I feel very lonely and nobody's answering my texts and then I text you: "I can't forget your smell".... Haha I'M JUST Joking wtf that's a really weird message that would make you block me immediately and tell everyone that I'm gay and tried to hit on you!!!... unless you reply: "I was bending over really hard while praying on purpose, to let you get a whiff of my butt".... ROFL THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN it's gay and homosexuality is a sin in Islam.... unless we find a liberal Sheikh who issues a fatwa that homosexuality isn't a sin and we start dating.... Hahahaha it's so dumb I'm literally laughing so hard rn, like even if we started dating, our relationship would go nowhere since gay marriage is illegal in Islamic countries.... unless we move to the US and start a new life and adopt a child and name him Saddam.... OMG that's so dumb our families would disown us and we'll lose everyone's respect.... unless we don't tell anybody and we build a mosque and become Imams and everyone in our community will love us for being God's men and building a mosque in a western country.... Lol what a stupid idea hahaha like how are we even going to live together afterwards, everyone will suspect that we're gay... unless we buy houses that are next to each other and build an underground tunnel that connects them.... LOOOOL I'm such a goofball, like that's not a good environment for raising our son Saddam!!!.... unless that's the point of having a son named Saddam, he will have a damaged childhood that will lead to him becoming a merciless dictator just like Hitler...... Lol noooo I would never do something that will lead to a second holocaust unless???....😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
@velo8364 жыл бұрын
Sean Kobarg but it wasnt machoke saying that
@nameforcomments40923 жыл бұрын
That "make my monster grow" was beyond perfection.
@thecrazedpotatoman4 жыл бұрын
I just realized something. Sonic Forces may be a worse game overall, but that least they actually put thought into animating their cutscenes.
@randominternetuser58724 жыл бұрын
And at least the addition of OC creation is a pretty smart decision, Considering 99% of the Sonic fanbase loves making OCs
@marcdimartino91184 жыл бұрын
@@randominternetuser5872 Agreed.
@mikeanthony33004 жыл бұрын
If only Sonic had actual idle animations...
@jakecross62124 жыл бұрын
Nah I'd go as far to say that Sonic Forces would be better at least it's something the only good thing Sword and Shield has going for it is SOME of the music
@gerg6694 жыл бұрын
sonic team at least tries
@Avossk4 жыл бұрын
Blipbug looks like he's about to ask you to play Bookworm Adventures Deluxe
@knightmarecx20694 жыл бұрын
Avossk I’d play it
@jeffffff4 жыл бұрын
ehhhhhhhhhhh according to my calculations
@kinglsddd41644 жыл бұрын
"Grookey, kill Blipbug."
@borgwardd244 жыл бұрын
Who would have thought that the infamous "kill em in one hit" technique would translate over so well from Dark Souls.
@Scroolewse4 жыл бұрын
One Punch Man is a state of mind
@mookymookymooo2 жыл бұрын
The bit where you just get less and less excited about catching so many different Pokémon is accurate
@chrish81113 жыл бұрын
"whos it gonna be this time?" "dead." "dead." sword and shield experience
@shinonitta34554 жыл бұрын
“Hey Pokémon, say your classic line.” “DA FUK?!?!!?!?”
@Nandonut644 жыл бұрын
"Aw ye."
@anthonycarbonettaprophetse85654 жыл бұрын
“That’s the one.”
@samuraispartan70004 жыл бұрын
Pokémon Sword and Shield: Where you humiliate and embarrass a twelve year old child so badly that he completely gives up on his dreams and decides to work as an intern at a research lab... Ran by millennial with no scientific degree.
@zane45354 жыл бұрын
Shit was depressing fr
@DantesInferno964 жыл бұрын
OK boomer
@KhaosKingo4 жыл бұрын
OK BOOMER
@PrimeGamator4 жыл бұрын
Can't think of a better description of the game than that
@tsukipon744 жыл бұрын
we did him a favor. he was a shit trainer
@anthony25854 жыл бұрын
Actually at 5:10 that’s a Thwackey, not Grookey so all your criticisms are now invalid.
@hollowfied7023 жыл бұрын
You're clearly bias and wrong, I win bye bye
@RyeBreadFF3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe Dunkey lied about the pokeymon, what a horrible critic
@justjosh16483 жыл бұрын
Nope, nope, you’re just nitpicking and biased, I win, bye bye
@xxgioxx76882 жыл бұрын
yeah but yo'ure named anthony despite having a mario.png as your pfp, so your'e wrong
@justrusty83992 жыл бұрын
I always knew he was nitpicking and biased
@NeonLightning033 жыл бұрын
Pokémon has stagnated brutally since XY came out in 2013. In the last 8 years, there has been 4 new main series games and 2 major DLC, yet mega evolution is still the last exciting thing to be introduced in this franchise.
@kohaku_amba2 жыл бұрын
I have been an ardent Pokémon fan for a good decade now and it sucks to see what the franchise has become. I have played and completed every mainline game from Platinum to USUM, but once the national dex controversy hit and after finding out megas would be cut entirely (absolutely the best gimmick and should’ve been a main series stay), I knew something was up. With the series' massive hardware upgrade, there’s no excuse for the games being as ugly as they are. The games are too easy (mandatory exp share and now affection as of BDSP) and the formula, outside of Legends: Arceus (god I hope that game ends up being good, graphics aside) remaining pretty much unchanged since forever. I will forever miss the gen 4-5 golden age and hope Pokémon can get their act together before they remake gen 5.
@T_Dude2 жыл бұрын
Gen 6 was my first game, and I’ve only played it along with Sun & Moon. I loved 6, and thought 7 was alright, but I never played any of the previous games. I’m also hoping that the Gen 5 remakes will capture the spirit of the original, because I would love to experience one of the best entries in the franchise.
@PredictableEnigma2 жыл бұрын
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Rescue Team got a remake in 2020 and it used megas. Because megas are rad. Mad respect
@harrydavey98842 жыл бұрын
The Best pokemon games were gold and silver. Everything since has been about the same level of quality or worse.
@johnjohnson13512 жыл бұрын
@@harrydavey9884 What was worse about the GBA games from Gold and Silver? What was worse about the DS games from then? It only really started to go down after X and Y, with simplified routes and easy hand-holding gameplay, and overall a weaker story and less interesting characters than it’s predecessors.
@thewatchdog95814 жыл бұрын
“Pokemon is a very low quality franchise” - Nintendo
@Tenebris84444 жыл бұрын
“Pokemon is a very low quality franchise” - Junichi Masuda
@NB-qj5ol4 жыл бұрын
Is that actually real?
@bradenbungard90354 жыл бұрын
Nils Bohnenblust yes
@psiseven4 жыл бұрын
@@NB-qj5ol Probably not
@thenurseinblack18104 жыл бұрын
@@NB-qj5ol Of course not ya dingus(I'm kidding I'm sure you're actually very smart)
@Veo874 жыл бұрын
Pokemon: Sword and Shield really makes you FEEL like you're barely animated.
@1spidog4 жыл бұрын
hilarious
@andreshukha4374 жыл бұрын
Makes you feel like spiderman
@Eeter264 жыл бұрын
Kyle Hendricks i feel my animations being recycled as i watch
@nolifejohnson51294 жыл бұрын
Cry some more
@louismccormick32634 жыл бұрын
Nolife Johnson imagine getting mad at somebody making fun of a Pokemon game
@jeffbezos32002 жыл бұрын
I beat the whole game with a zigzagoon and it was the closest thing I’ve experienced to a normal difficulty since Black and White
@zerekblackford60947 ай бұрын
What? Pokémon games have never been hard… maybe when ur 8 years old they seem difficult, but knowing type advantages pretty much nullifies any difficulty… this is objectively horrible criticism
@goldenmagikarp51917 ай бұрын
Pah learning type advantages, what are you some sort of casual, try playing pokemon with only a level 4 magikarp with an everstone. Being able to damage your opponent is baby mode that nullifies any difficulty. This is objectively horrible criticism.
@jeffbezos32007 ай бұрын
@@goldenmagikarp5191 that sounds pretty subjective to me, man
@goldenmagikarp51917 ай бұрын
@@jeffbezos3200 nitpicking and biased, checkmate atheist
@kamikeserpentail37784 жыл бұрын
Dunkey showcasing... well pretty much exactly why I can't bring myself to play Pokemon games any more. God the combat is boring.
@bevvvy13744 жыл бұрын
Doesn't help that they do absolutely nothing to spice it up other than throw shitty gimmicks in there
@Elratauru4 жыл бұрын
It has been like this for a few gens now... I grew up with Gen 1 and 2 and that shit was easy at first, and then it really started to get more and more difficult for real, crossing your fingers you didn't get critical hit. And you couldn't overlevel your pokemons too much because then they wouldn't obey you anymore! It was all strategy and planning. Nowdays it's just a walk in the park.
@user-bs3wz1lp6h4 жыл бұрын
Play Pokemon Uranium. It's a way better fangame than this garbage.
@ajd15274 жыл бұрын
Pokémon reborn is a great fan made game. Hard as balls and has Pokémon from gens 1-7. Super fun
@barrettstone56574 жыл бұрын
062 or pokemon clover, the AI in that game is surprisingly fair yet ruthless at the same time.
@amirgarcia5474 жыл бұрын
“It’s Squirreltle.” Only a second in and there’s already a great joke.
@TROBassGuitar4 жыл бұрын
Lol I actually nicknamed mine something like that
@felixclark72724 жыл бұрын
Excellent joke gyro, it’s really gonna be a big hit in Europe
@dshadow014 жыл бұрын
i genuinely can't tell if this is sarcasm or not
@jean_yves4 жыл бұрын
@@felixclark7272 was that a motherfucking pizza mozzarella reference?
@ATheSeller4 жыл бұрын
@@jean_yves rella rella rella rella
@epicjerry79054 жыл бұрын
“Assassin’s Creed is a Pokémon franchise”
@victorvance844 жыл бұрын
@@JODRecaps You too
@pixels_buh4 жыл бұрын
@@JODRecaps nice stream commenting same thing😂
@krzysztofkluzek3554 жыл бұрын
ASSSASIN S CREED GOT A SON!?!?!?
@cattrucker82574 жыл бұрын
Requiescat in Pokeball
@brunch76594 жыл бұрын
The fact that the design aesthetics of the game is so simple,you could easily fake everything like dialogues and stuff flawlessly
@jimmyobvious1651 Жыл бұрын
"Make my monster grooooow!" I, too, am old.
@ruttabl14 жыл бұрын
Pokemon Sword & Shield: Every villain a misguided good guy edition
@joelnelson42284 жыл бұрын
Anti-Villains are the best kind of villains if they are properly fleshed out and not "Oh yeah I just want to help people" after an entire storyline of them eating babies or something.
@xSilentZeroXx4 жыл бұрын
@@joelnelson4228 Unless they embrace the baby-eating like Terumi did in Blazblue. That guy knew he was a baby-eating monster and went to town with it.
@woodyblox77244 жыл бұрын
I kinda liked it :D Its not like everyone is just good guy, they are still villains - honestly, this is one of the only pokemon that really effectively employ these kinds of characters.
@DemonLordRaiden4 жыл бұрын
@Bob Bobbertson I get where you're coming from, but regular villains aren't compelling, usually. That's why anti-villains started being used: they can have actual compelling character motivations.
@yunix23964 жыл бұрын
@Bob Bobbertson oh, someone reads Stephen King. Which book in the series was the best?
@hrthenarrator44914 жыл бұрын
Very bold and artistic choice from Sony to add “DA FUK?!” as a new original line into the game.
@lukaszepesi4 жыл бұрын
Sony????
@hodee98154 жыл бұрын
HR the Narrator you stupid??? Lmaoo
@lordkrym4 жыл бұрын
@@hodee9815 r/woooooooosh
@erdling31324 жыл бұрын
I liked "Pokémon is a low quality franchise" even better
@Tragick4 жыл бұрын
@@lordkrym moooorooooooon
@bluetoon14993 жыл бұрын
To be fair, modern Pokémon games could stand to be a bit more challenging. I understand that the core audience is young children, but kids aren't stupid. Kids figured out how to beat Red and Blue, back in the stone age, when Pokémon was uncharted territory and nobody consulted walkthroughs. Its safe to say, modern kids will figure this shit out. The first 2 hours can be easy, that's fine, but once they grasp the basic mechanics of the game there's no reason they can't start increasing the difficulty little by little, the same way this is done in good platformers. First introduce a new mechanic in a forgiving environment, then incorporate it into challenges that will kick your ass if you aren't smart. I think if Pokémon games were more willing to throw the player curve balls and put you up against opponents who are much stronger than you, it would force players to think outside the box and when you finally beat them it would be far more satisfying. Of course a grass Pokémon has an advantage in the water gym, and it's fine to have one or two easy gyms at the beginning like that, but why not have gyms get harder as you go. I don't mean higher level opponents, that's obvious and the player can just grind until he is stronger, that's not genuine difficulty. I mean the water gym leader should have a contingency plan against grass types and electric types. Maybe she switches out to a dragon type as soon as you send out your grass Pokémon, and the dragon uses shit like Light Screen: now your grass moves do half the damage. How about a fast water Pokémon that will go first and kill your grass with a flying attack before he has a chance to attack. All I'm saying is make the player WORK for the win. Catch unsuspecting players off-guard and force them to plan their strategy using the in-game mechanics to their advantage. It doesn't have to be dark souls, it just has to present genuine obstacles for the player to overcome.
@shmargletheone13783 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I feel. I heard that the Crown Tundra DLC is harder, but I don’t want to have to pay to unlock hard mode. Even then, it’s a shorter story. I recently started playing Ori and the Blind Forest, and it handles new mechanics and easing into them extremely well, like you take a huge fall, but a new skill is at the bottom, and then platforms that require you to use that skill appear, and then you get up and progress through that section and others with that skill, and the other skills you’ve gotten. I just hope in the next gen game it’ll bring a good challenge.
@bluetoon14993 жыл бұрын
@@shmargletheone1378 I'm not holding my breath. Unlike Mario or Zelda, Pokemon games haven't evolved in terms of game design, but actually DEvolved and lost sight of what made the og titles a smash hit in favor of gimmicks and mini games. Last one I tried was Ultra Sun and I still can't believe how much boring BS they were able to shove in the players way of just playing the core game, which can be fun. The sheer amount of unskippable cutscenes and dialogue baffles me. Even in Metal Gear Solid games you can SKIP the cutscenes if you're sick of them. Not in Pokemon. At this stage Pokemon knows that the brand will push new titles even if the quality is poor. They have no reason to innovate. It's a shame.
@shmargletheone13783 жыл бұрын
@@bluetoon1499 100%. Mario Odyssey still has fun and original platforming, Zelda still has good puzzles and combat, but Pokémon has charm, but not the original aspects like good battles. Ultra Sun and Moon’s only good thing was that battle with that woman who fused with the Pokémon. That was original, that was cool, oh, Rainbow Rocket? Cool, what’s their deal? Oh, there’s nothing different between them and the original Team Rocket. Dope. X and Y was sorta cool too, Lysandre or whoever had like a mech suit or something. But Sword and Shield? The evil gang’s deal was that they just supported one of the other competitors, wow! How threatening and interesting! I bet the next gang will be like, daycare workers or something. Pokémon games are very quickly dwindling, not a slow decline, it’s like a relatively sloped cliff.
@vedaryan3342 жыл бұрын
A Pokemon rom hack called unbound does something similar and honestly it's waayyy better. It removes the grind from the older games by introducing the exp. share mechanic from newer games but had the option to cap it so you can't overlevel(not to mention you can turn both of the share and the cap off) . And most gyms have some unique twist that makes you think outside the box. Like one gym with grass type has mist and the Pokemon are such that winning is much harder than spamming a move. And the electric gym has magnetism so all electric types levitate and you can't hit them with ground type. There's also a normal type gym which has inverse battle so the type matchups are completely reversed and there's no Pokemon type that is strong against that gym . Not to mention selectable difficulties ranging from vanilla to kaizo . And there are other mechanics which the game a lot of fun
@ianbell37912 жыл бұрын
A
@megamarvel38122 жыл бұрын
This video definitely showcases how hand holding easy this game is, I don’t think that there was every a time where I struggled in this game aside from the final battle
@fokii98804 жыл бұрын
He probably doesn’t realize how insanely lucky he was to randomly run into a female Combee.
@carlypark75624 жыл бұрын
Fokii I was thinking the same!! 😂
@SirHippolord4 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure they upped the rate, every one I have encountered in the game has been female. Same with Salandit, actually. I could just be lucky I guess, but it doesn’t feel like 12.5% or whatever.
@bonglord4204 жыл бұрын
you can see whether or not its female in the overworld lol
@nucx04 жыл бұрын
@@JODRecaps no u
@LatinaCreamQueen4 жыл бұрын
@@JODRecaps wow, you are very unpleasant and you aren't very funny or original. Please stick to being a Dunkey Clown.
@Timotainment4 жыл бұрын
can't wait for when he gets to the fighting gym where when the trainers lose they start talking about 18th century philosophy
@hereil4 жыл бұрын
"To lose or not to lose, that is the question. ... I fucking lost didn't I"
@fish82984 жыл бұрын
No, I dont want that
@Saben.C-Spoon4 жыл бұрын
I want dont this
@MC-oi2pb4 жыл бұрын
for real?
@themetagamer78624 жыл бұрын
He's past that. He made it to Opal's gym. Possibly further.
@planescaped3 жыл бұрын
Sword and Shield were the first games I ever returned and exchanged for something else. What atrocious pokemon games.
@andymcclurg99163 жыл бұрын
Lol, I'm happy I never got them.
@blueraspberry23173 жыл бұрын
I remember when I thought these games were going to be really good because of te character designs and gym things, but after the 6th gym I just stopped playing and regretted buying the game digitally
@obad76333 жыл бұрын
I had lots of fun with them you do know not every game has to be dark souls right especially one marketed for kids and teens
@Lamorakc3 жыл бұрын
@@obad7633 The game has a lot of issues other than difficulty, especially as one of the biggest game series in the entire world. Also, play an older pokemon game. Games can be aimed at kids abd still be hard, and teens especially like harder games
@godminnette23 жыл бұрын
@@obad7633 I'd be fine with easy games that are fun. I had an okay time with SwSh but most of it was due to nostalgia and the bare minimum of being a Pokemon game on the Switch. They were disastrous from a quality perspective.
@M1kaelJohansson3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god Sword and Shield came out a year ago this quarantine shit really screws with your perception of time
@zolahsession4 жыл бұрын
Every day is a day closer to Dunkey's Best of 2019
@Protendo4 жыл бұрын
_s u p e r m a r i o b r o t h e r s 2_
@ABeans074 жыл бұрын
I heard supermario bros 2 might make the cut.
@STRNGquark4 жыл бұрын
OOOOO _thats mah jam_
@sunnaiko4 жыл бұрын
@@Protendo UHHHH PLZ DONT GIVE SPOILERSSSSS??!!!!!
@megashark10134 жыл бұрын
If Sekiro isn't top 5, I will be ANGERY!
@MrHouse16574 жыл бұрын
I was prepared for the whole vid to be “Ya gotta catch this Pokemon” 😂
@Tigatron14484 жыл бұрын
Haha, same
@EdgyPuer4 жыл бұрын
"Damn I can't wait to catch bulbasaur..."
@kingjensen80914 жыл бұрын
@@EdgyPuer may he rest in peace
@jimmyhale63923 жыл бұрын
5:05 see this is funny because he calls it a squirtle when it’s actually a turtwig. Classic Dunkey.
@suspicioustofu23284 жыл бұрын
"You can't throw pokeball. It won't let its guard down." "He's sleeping! What do you mean"
@TwistedAttitudes4 жыл бұрын
Was not expecting the power rangers "make my monster grow" joke
@Daehpo4 жыл бұрын
@The main cause of warps in all of reality It's Inferno Cop you degenerate!
@gribberoni4 жыл бұрын
@The main cause of warps in all of reality Poyo! (Do you know where you will go when you die?)
@Daehpo4 жыл бұрын
@The main cause of warps in all of reality That is understandable, the internet corrupts all it touches. I pray you do not stumble upon greater horrors and advise you not to seek them. Shadman is awful, but worse characters reside on the web.
@PelagicPunk4 жыл бұрын
So THATS where I’ve heard that before!!
@brettpierce52254 жыл бұрын
I knew I heard that from somewhere!
@denizena.404 жыл бұрын
They still can’t even make characters face you without doing the awkward full body turn around
@aegisfate1174 жыл бұрын
They still can't even make Pokemon fun unless you're 5-10 years old.
@Realblack_m0nster4 жыл бұрын
@@aegisfate117 Rip I guess I'm 10 again
@kleenexwarrior60614 жыл бұрын
Lol true
@paleface1714 жыл бұрын
Or allow people to climb UP ledges.
@fructuous72424 жыл бұрын
>joke video >actual criticism Oak: *"NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO USE THAT!!!!"*
@ray_b0mb4 жыл бұрын
I still cannot believe that despite them removing Pokémon, still did not make good animations. Such laziness
@lottiye3 жыл бұрын
and a majority of the animations were already made??? dude fuck game freak
@deleted57453 жыл бұрын
@@purpleprawler9286 if you're still playing any pokemon game after this abortion of a game i think you're the one who needs to grow up
@deleted57453 жыл бұрын
@@purpleprawler9286 ok i started with the left foot on this one, sorry for that i am going to keep this respectful. I think the problem is that when you see "behind the magic" and you discover the developers of something you loved so much don't care about it at all, and just want to make a quick buck with it makes every pokemon game have that thought in the back of your mind "Did the developers really did this out of love?" And then pokemon lost its magic to me I will forever remember the fun moments i had with this franchise, but for me at least, party's over
@deleted57453 жыл бұрын
@@purpleprawler9286 what i mean is that when i see things like hollow knight or other indie masterpieces, it makes the game feel lazy, like the corners were cut everytime it was possible, that combined with me just growing out of it and the easy difficulty makes all of the pokemon games unappealing and lackluster for me
@lebensmann65283 жыл бұрын
@@purpleprawler9286 "grow up" is not an excuse for making a shit game.
@tuckchesta60524 жыл бұрын
4:11 I got fooled there and laughed so hard.
@Nicoarielpkr4 жыл бұрын
"Pokemon is a very low quality franchise." I laughed so hard that I choked and died. Hope you´re happy
@jonrite44 жыл бұрын
Nicolas Maldonado he died
@ninjaandocean33454 жыл бұрын
He died
@Saben.C-Spoon4 жыл бұрын
He died
@AKAmrBit-ches4 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised they even put that in the game
@yesok42444 жыл бұрын
He died
@kilroy_wuz_there4 жыл бұрын
This game really makes you feel like a red enchilada saying "oh no!".
@OriginSpeed4 жыл бұрын
It's me, Fists the Enchilada
@GobaGNon4 жыл бұрын
Unlike Sonic I don’t chuckle, I’d rather flex my knuckles.
@ThePorygonBoi4 жыл бұрын
Nathan Brinton Gracious me, Dunkey is a MAGICIAN!
@DaBase3334 жыл бұрын
im so happy people know these memes, they are my childhood
@10yrs.istillcantthinkupawi114 жыл бұрын
@@OriginSpeed *Nipples the Enchilada
@McGillicuddy8493 жыл бұрын
I like how Squirtle exploded after Green Apom slapped it.
@LeviathanLP3 жыл бұрын
pansage
@MC-oi2pb4 жыл бұрын
4:55 the way he says "make my monster grow" makes me laugh every time
@xtzyshuadog9 ай бұрын
How about now?
@ascendedcat2604 жыл бұрын
I'd be fine if this was just 5 minutes of Dunkey going "Oh, it's _____, gotta get _____"
@arthurmorgan45464 жыл бұрын
*:O BIG ASS SQURITLE* *you gotta get the big squirtle.*
@SomeFreakingCactus4 жыл бұрын
“Birdo first appeared in Super Mario Brothers 2.”
@cjawesome93864 жыл бұрын
...grookey kill blip bugk
@donkeykong49833 жыл бұрын
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@TheCookieCook3 жыл бұрын
“Oh, it’s *shit* gotta get *a refund* ”
@tximistarissole4 жыл бұрын
"Make my monster GROW!" I appreciated that
@Lowtendo4 жыл бұрын
Fuckin power ranger baybee
@JolteOnWisconsin4 жыл бұрын
Finally! After ten thousand years I am free! Time to conquer earth!
@joeyskar4 жыл бұрын
Lord Zed for President
@Waynerang4 жыл бұрын
i was dying, best part of the whole video
@4Wilko4 жыл бұрын
4:55
@original92184 жыл бұрын
"That's one bigass Squirtle"
@siddharthkashyap42519 ай бұрын
Dunkster is the embodiment of show don't tell, I love it
@normalpersonlivingtheirlife4 жыл бұрын
You know, I thought he was gonna make the “Leon’s unbeatable” joke
@zacross85044 жыл бұрын
Leon is unbeatable translates to Leon’s Pokémon actually have moves they are effective against the types they are weak too unlike everyone else in this game
@MrForteIV4 жыл бұрын
As someone who beat Leon first try while being under leveled I’ll never understand the joke
@muguelcydhhd19414 жыл бұрын
@@MrForteIV that's a lie
@KyrkRTG4 жыл бұрын
@@MrForteIV Weird flex, but okay.
@breadisarting40444 жыл бұрын
@@muguelcydhhd1941 Leon is a tough final boss- but he's susceptible to the same strategy all champions are. Revive spam.
@MrNovaStreams4 жыл бұрын
"Make my monsters grow!" That was a prime Power Rangers moment right there. Big props.
@duckywinks4 жыл бұрын
Dunkey only makes references to the highest quality material.
@yellrfellr21734 жыл бұрын
Thank god i wasn’t the only one
@damiengrief4 жыл бұрын
Best part of the video. Really caught me off guard.
@ray_gaming73 жыл бұрын
Speaking of difficulty in pokemon games, i once played a pokemon rom on a gba emulator, fan made, i can't remember the name, and they completely changed the battles, story line, and made everything harder and honestly, it was so goddamn hard i never played a pokemon game so enjoyable. It was brutal, nobody was fucking around anymore. Trainers were using items, switching, avoiding KOs, building up for sweeps, it was insane. But there's one fight i'll always remember, outside of a cave, i saw this guy, wearing a black coat, dark hair. I'm telling to myself right away "Oh this guy must be important, he's different i can tell." So i decide to go talk to him. Worst mistake of my life. It was Giovanni. I knew i fucked up and i wasn't ready for that. You know how in pokemon, once you talk to someone you can't back off unless they give you the option yes or no? Yeah. There was no options. The battle starts, with a music theme i had never heard before, and even the black screen before you enter the battle, you know how sometimes it cuts in different paterns? It was a pattern i've never seen before. Yeah. I knew i fucked up. I'll spare the details of the massacre but it was brutal. His team was 10 levels higher than mine, and i'd been grinding like a madman for a long time. I was 8 or 9 levels above the last gym i fought, so yeah maybe i felt a bit cocky. Man it was the first time i felt that in pokemon, ever. The "Oh shit, i'm sorry, please don't hurt me.." kind of feel. It was amazing and refreshing. Now that fight wasn't fair but was in no mean forced on you, i could have walked past and continue in the cave (Which i did after blacking out and taking the walk of shame all the way back), it was my own decision, my own mistake, caused by my over confidence. It was a true "reality check". I'll never forget this moment, it's engraved into my memory, for the rest of my life. This happened years ago and i still remember it clearly. And to be honest, it's something i wish i found in other Pokemon games. I crave for a brutal and difficult pokemon game, and i know it's made for children, but i wish they made a realistic game where the world is a true jungle, where the strong prey on the weak. They've always normalized pokemons fighting each other, like it's some sort of game for children but in reality, it's basically cage fighting with animals, it's some wild shit if you think about it. Animals beating the shit out of each other, just to be heal and repeat the cycle over and over. Pretty fucked up if you stop and think about it for a second. I wish they made a hardcore pokemon game, but it's probably never gonna happen. I also wish i found the name of that rom i played years ago ahah but i have no idea and there's so many out there, probably never gonna find it again. Anyway. Thanks for listening to my story. Great music.
@BlazerT483 жыл бұрын
Yeah, making everyone smart wont happen because they cater to kids. But what they can do is make the special fights like gym leader, elite/champion, or bosses harder and the AI smarter, which they already in the right direction with Cynthia. Too bad they just say fuck it all this game is exclusively for babies
@willyhoo29463 жыл бұрын
That hack sounds amazing. Hope we can find it one day!
@ezio9343 жыл бұрын
@@willyhoo2946 Well here I am. Pokemon Nameless Fire Red. Its a game where you can choose difficulty, turn on level limit so you can never overlevel the next gym leader thats right you and the gym leader will be at same level. Set Mode ON. And enjoy the ride.
@c-gcoconutgun25773 жыл бұрын
Play Pokémon radical red, that game is definitely right up your alley
@ray_gaming73 жыл бұрын
@@c-gcoconutgun2577 After reading a bit about the features, i must say this is absolutely fantastic, i can't express how much thanks i want to give... This is just exactly what i was looking for. Thank you very much for sharing this with me, I'm definitely going to play this and i'm sure i'm going to love it. Thank you for the early Christmas gift!
@LearnBBE4 жыл бұрын
The reason this game is so good is because it makes you feel like batman
@Vendetta162X4 жыл бұрын
"Come on! You can't tell me being poked by a tree branch didn't hurt!" -Literally every water Pokemon
@goldenchi1d2284 жыл бұрын
“Pokémon is a very low quality franchise” He said it. Not me
@fullanalysis934 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised they put that in the game.
@zluurkeaksz4 жыл бұрын
I mean... It is a very low quality franchise.
@OliveEaters4 жыл бұрын
oh hey you watched the video too, that's crazy.
@Definitely_Melnyx4 жыл бұрын
Being self aware is always funny
@angusyoung1194 жыл бұрын
@@fullanalysis93 I'm surprised they put DA FUK???!!! In there as well
@TIMxisxHERE2 жыл бұрын
This is why I reommend RomHacks to anyone who wants to play Pokémon but dislikes the ridiculously low level of difficulty and excessive handholding.
@Moooosha Жыл бұрын
Oh my god these guys videos always cheer me up. Its just amazing how much content he can put that makes people happy. he really inspires me
@NovaOrNeo4 жыл бұрын
I just replayed white 2 and its hilarious how much more love was put into that game than sw/sh
@MweepleSyrup4 жыл бұрын
@gibbdude Imo Gen V has the least interesting Pokemon, however I can barely even qualify Sword and Shield as proper Pokemon games. It felt like a spin off or something.
@archer4544 жыл бұрын
Emerald plat and fire red are my favorites tbh.
@Hamood1134 жыл бұрын
MweepleSyrup sw/sh only has like three well designed Pokémon
@jsrandomgaming86534 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest here... HG / SS has been the only good addition to the franchise.
@melvint-p95004 жыл бұрын
@@jsrandomgaming8653 If you ignore good games
@NiggasInCongress4 жыл бұрын
“That’s one BIGASS squirtle.” 😭😭😭
@zynx18284 жыл бұрын
@@JODRecaps here's some advice : Shut up and grow up
@yootoob60034 жыл бұрын
@@zynx1828 report for spamming
@aydenbianchi90934 жыл бұрын
JODisHere bruh Ik you
@darwincastanedasaez75294 жыл бұрын
Grookey use the leaf thing Thwakey: S M A K
@sosasees4 жыл бұрын
2:02 Is this real dialogue? If yes, it's really fitting.
@Madnessmeme9 ай бұрын
No, it isn't sadly
@sacrom53984 жыл бұрын
I like how the entire game is out of order but dunkey commentates like it’s chronological
@pjdougherty64424 жыл бұрын
That’s kind of how Dunkey usually edits his videos.
@SilverMoshi4 жыл бұрын
Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts yeah the main story of pokemon got significantly worse starting from generation 6 (2013). i think the best part of the series nowadays is the competitive scene. it's super interesting how deep the battle system can get.
@raptoraurion4 жыл бұрын
@@SilverMoshi Kappa?
@monaonyt76044 жыл бұрын
Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts that’s not even the final boss + it’s double weak to grass moves
@maxhinman2684 жыл бұрын
Lessons learned: A bonk to the head with a stick will instantly kill anything
@mZStarCraft4 жыл бұрын
*Throws away the master sword*
@killking24144 жыл бұрын
Try the leaf attack its much stronger
@FazeThruWallz3 жыл бұрын
Some guy: robs my house. Me: BONK go to jail he died.
@SLNTKNGHT-xj7nl2 жыл бұрын
its funny how this train of thought is what separated human kind from other Sapiens; stik stab stick kill faster
@k-leb46712 жыл бұрын
@@SLNTKNGHT-xj7nl You mean other homo, or other primates? All of the sapiens (which consists of _homo sapiens sapiens_ and some other subspecies I don't remember) used sticks.
@iplaypiano23 жыл бұрын
0:19 ITS THE DRAGON WARRIOR, PO!
@turtlegreek33484 жыл бұрын
it wasnt always a low quality franchise i say it started its gradual fall from grace after platinum but im very glad for everything in this video thank you for making it
@aaronskinner49734 жыл бұрын
“He died. I win....” *Bye Bye*
@PomLamb4 жыл бұрын
"Shut the game off."
@21kHzBANK21kHZ4 жыл бұрын
That thing just cancelled judgement day with a tree branch.
@UnfunnyFurret4 жыл бұрын
Enemy: sends out fox Dunkey: OO A BEAVER
@silverisdisappointed4 жыл бұрын
What fox? That’s a beaver
@lightscameronaction35393 жыл бұрын
I love how Machoke seemed to break free after being caught