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Poofesure

Күн бұрын

i can't win
Twitter: / poofesure

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@Poofesure Жыл бұрын

is this actually a surprise at this point tho

@oldman396 Жыл бұрын

Play wii party garden gridlock

@CptnEwoker Жыл бұрын

I love you

@TheRealKateno Жыл бұрын

Nah it aint

@gypsychr1s138 Жыл бұрын

Same

@diclexic1318 Жыл бұрын

@Sp3ctralI Жыл бұрын

This is the calmest loss… Either he’s completely defeated, his blood pressure can’t take it, or he’s doing something to keep his cool

@DasGoodSoup Жыл бұрын

🍃

@koffangirl Жыл бұрын

He did say he's playing with himself

@Sp3ctralI Жыл бұрын

@@DasGoodSoup weeeeeeeeeed

@KayoTheCoyote Жыл бұрын

Probably all of them

@kamthescholar Жыл бұрын

@@DasGoodSoup frfr

@Sp3ctralI Жыл бұрын

9:16 he didn’t scream, he didn’t murder another Wii remote, or laugh maniacally. I call that character development

@VortexKiller2 Жыл бұрын

His therapy and anger management sessions are paying off

@DEADCOLABOT Жыл бұрын

@@VortexKiller2 fr

@swordman128 Жыл бұрын

He expects it at this point

@Thatonefuckinguy Жыл бұрын

I call that serial killer behavior. I'm afraid that he's gonna hurt someone cause the release of hurting himself has gotten a bit dull. lmfao criminal minds special coming soon?

@killthepandas. Жыл бұрын

@@Thatonefuckinguy ?

@mricci07 Жыл бұрын

"I only play with myself" - Poofesure, December 13th, 2022 Fun fact: This is also Taylor Swift's birthday

@mrlogic7327 Жыл бұрын

How did you know so fast

@mricci07 Жыл бұрын

@@mrlogic7327 He says it in the start of the video

@LieutenantLysol Жыл бұрын

YMCA!

@laionyure Жыл бұрын

🏳️‍🌈

@rexvermis Жыл бұрын

"oh no is it a woman? Thank god" ~Also Poofesure, December 13th, 2022

@jonmann4980 Жыл бұрын

15:15 the grunts and him saying “knit” had me laughing out loud absolutely amazing 😂

@chrism.1749 Жыл бұрын

Knit ~ 😩

@notYourBro44 Жыл бұрын

@@chrism.1749 Them strings makin' me act up... 🧶🥵

@safeuske3007 Жыл бұрын

i'm still laughing and i am sweating

@hhjjnggk6046 Жыл бұрын

I'm ngl those noises were sussy

@annamae0011 Жыл бұрын

That part made me wHeEze

@PurpleXTiger9 Жыл бұрын

15:11 Wow this man was really into the game

@gumballwattersongaming 11 ай бұрын

mmh..~ mmh..~ knit..~ 🥵🥵🤤🤤🤤

@azhrrx Жыл бұрын

15:09 bro was playing with one hand I swear

@gummyloo8353 Жыл бұрын

was looking for this comment 💀

@SeptillionSeven Жыл бұрын

the way he just says knit at the end

@chrism.1749 Жыл бұрын

@@SeptillionSeven knit ~ 😩

@RIA-wv9ni Жыл бұрын

hear me out PLEASE

@TS1r731 3 ай бұрын

Hahahaha and then “…. knit” at the end 😂😂😂

@martymoomcfarty Жыл бұрын

"I only play with myself" - poofesure, 2022

@RiqMoney817 Жыл бұрын

*YMCA intensifies

@VortexKiller2 Жыл бұрын

@@RiqMoney817 arm muscles intensify

@Ihaveabasicname Жыл бұрын

so inspirational

@that0nlyaxo23 Жыл бұрын

@@Ihaveabasicname Indeed.

@PhantomAarantula Жыл бұрын

I remember him making that exact same joke, Rainbow flag and everything. But I can't remember the video he first did it

@tomtrapp6738 Жыл бұрын

Poofesure: Plays 3 MATTS Also Poof: Is very angry and surprised when he loses

@danielyuan9862 Жыл бұрын

Because he wins almost every minigame

@Pamda97 Жыл бұрын

@@danielyuan9862 its so common to him its not even that bad anymore

@Pamda97 Жыл бұрын

Super rigged

@Azazel0183 Жыл бұрын

game is literally iin matts favor

@TreeDocs Жыл бұрын

nooo u spoiled the vid I think :(

@kirbothememe Жыл бұрын

"There's not much to play on this game... when it's just you" Fell that as someone who has no one to play with

@Nintendo_nerd_64 Жыл бұрын

bro same

@thebrightstartt9294 Жыл бұрын

So true, especially as a kid who wanted to play with others so badly…

@bubaaaaaaaaa Жыл бұрын

I have friends but they dont llike playing video games like they’re all brain deas

@zoruasnivy Жыл бұрын

I rented this game out as a kid from the dvd rental and ended up just playing the minigames on their own 💀

@Supreme-Fishy Жыл бұрын

I only play with myself The most iconic line in poof history

@Yoshisawesome Жыл бұрын

More like the most relatable line

@Supreme-Fishy Жыл бұрын

@@Yoshisawesome true

@lxmesoda Жыл бұрын

@@Yoshisawesome true

@diediedice Жыл бұрын

@@Yoshisawesome true

@Solstice2820 Жыл бұрын

@@Yoshisawesome true

@alittlekittycat21 Жыл бұрын

“I only played with myself” cut to knitting mini game 15:09 😂

@DoouPlayin Жыл бұрын

Everyone talking about "I only play with myself" but no one talks about Poof literally playing alone :(

@that0nlyaxo23 Жыл бұрын

Kinda sad if you think about it. He mostly plays alone but sometimes with people but not a wii party game (I think💀).

@P_araps Жыл бұрын

@@that0nlyaxo23 he does play with people but the thing is it's almost never on the wii except those times with troydan and some other VERY rare occasions,,

@that0nlyaxo23 Жыл бұрын

@@P_araps Ah,okay thanks.

@uncoolloser6233 Жыл бұрын

True. At least it doesn’t seem like he minds much lol

@that0nlyaxo23 Жыл бұрын

@@uncoolloser6233 Agree.

@user-lx8xk3qe4j Жыл бұрын

15:06 Poofesure has a knitting kink

@datguy8460 Жыл бұрын

mm- 😖 mm- 😵‍💫 mm- 🥴 mmm- 😩 knit!

@GunaMask 3 ай бұрын

😭

@Mcdavidsburner Жыл бұрын

7:10 this is my favourite part of poofs videos. I haven’t finished watching but he has a ridiculous lead to where the video should probably end pretty soon. But the fact there is damn near 10 minutes left and the title of the video is a good indicator that he is about to get screwed by party Phil beyond belief😂😂😂😂

@Mcdavidsburner Жыл бұрын

8:58 my gut instinct was correct😂

@BabyDigi Жыл бұрын

0:17 I MISSED THE LOUD YMCA MEME😭😭

@adriananimates7448 Жыл бұрын

Girls when they hit puberty: NO IM NOT READY FOR PERIODS!! Boys when they hit puberty: 15:11

@Siana-2103 Жыл бұрын

That's true. I did start knitting

@gumballwattersongaming Жыл бұрын

I remember hitting puberty, then i started knitting

@Gamer_man227 6 ай бұрын

Knit!

@SenseiblueTheCatboy Жыл бұрын

Is no one gonna talk about the very peculiar sounds Poof makes at 15:08?

@P_araps Жыл бұрын

half of the comments are mentioning that lol

@subekennedy9554 Жыл бұрын

I think the word your looking for is suggestive, not peculiar 🤭

@SenseiblueTheCatboy Жыл бұрын

@@subekennedy9554 I tried to put it lightly…

@Skibiditoiletfan8 Жыл бұрын

0:14 Poofesure always has something very wise and important to say😂

@NeverSurrenderAttire Жыл бұрын

7:15 “we have a sizeable lead. Johnny sins sizeable.” Poor poof

@etereneri Жыл бұрын

5:03 „first, the worst, second, the best third, the turn fourth… exist“ Poofesure, 2022

@swaggyamw 3 ай бұрын

Third the turd*

@that0nlyaxo23 Жыл бұрын

8:58 That had to be one of the most painful experiences to happen💀

@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names Жыл бұрын

He's asking where Green Matt is. He probably didn't wanna know. I wouldn't.

@that0nlyaxo23 Жыл бұрын

@@the-boy-of-a-thousand-nameslmao

@anonymoususer2756 9 ай бұрын

He went back nearly 150 spaces

@vince11harris 2 ай бұрын

@@anonymoususer2756wow

@selenagarzaprieto9282 Жыл бұрын

“This is hard to do.” *knits* also poofesure:*moaning*

@gumballwattersongaming Жыл бұрын

*KNIT.*

@ReeseDavidson Жыл бұрын

Poof went back 139 spaces in his first wii party u video, now he moved back 148.

@313dz Жыл бұрын

"This game forces you to have friends" Can we get an F for poof's imaginary friends

@F.R.E.D.D2986 Жыл бұрын

@thelonewolf7443 Жыл бұрын

F for Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends.

@arkjag2991 Жыл бұрын

"It blows that they made this game so you have to have friends" sums up my life pretty well.

@STEVOBRADING Жыл бұрын

15:09 poof REALLY enjoys knitting...

@harukafan69420 Жыл бұрын

long-time fans aren't even surprised at this point

@lemon66111 Жыл бұрын

no one’s surprised at this point

@adamjohnson3720 Жыл бұрын

"I only play with myself" Close your eyes at 15:11

@gissellemartinez-thomas5344 Жыл бұрын

“i only play with myself” best poof quote to end the year

@X_A_V_I_E_R_9_9 Жыл бұрын

“I only play with myself” poofified classic quote

@halt1931 Жыл бұрын

interestingly, it looks like the kicks at 11:00 were all aimed to where he was last time like, he dives left, then the next shot they kick left and he stays in the centre, then they shoot middle and he dives right, etc

@SawyerGM Жыл бұрын

"I just want to throw a fricken ninja star at everybody" -Proofesure, December 13 2022

@TBone31 Жыл бұрын

Poof is the only person that can get me to watch another video at 11:30 at night the night before my chemistry midterm

@nolan13 Жыл бұрын

I feel you. Except mines marketing so not nearly as bad. Good luck on yours.

@TBone31 Жыл бұрын

@@nolan13 thanks good luck on yours too 👍

@baileyp4158 Жыл бұрын

Eyyy my Chem final is tomorrow too. Good luck to you both!

@pansita1001 Жыл бұрын

Wishing luck on of all you 🎉 Let’s get this bread 🙏🏼

@AJX-2 Жыл бұрын

Go to bed

@maximumwesley Жыл бұрын

I already knew Poof was gonna have a bad time when I saw how well the game was treating him in the beginning. I was waiting for the fuckening. 😂

@BronyIncYT Жыл бұрын

When Poof starts off with the line “i only play with myself” in the first 30 seconds. You *know* it’s gonna be a good one

@AlexRailfanner Жыл бұрын

This man never fails to make me laugh.

@psychxmania Жыл бұрын

i completely agree, man.

@ttstrikehilariousdude Жыл бұрын

5:15 If you mean like "1st is the worst, 2nd is the best, 3rd is the one with the treasure chest?" Then yes.

@ilov3mys3lf100 Жыл бұрын

Mine was 3rd is the one with the hairy chest

@blanche__ Жыл бұрын

Mine was "third is the one with the golden chest"

@_WeatherBoy_111 8 күн бұрын

I think mine was third the golden bird at some point lol

@DetectiveJones Жыл бұрын

"I have a sizeable lead" *Looks at title*

@tom13king Жыл бұрын

The mean value of a fair die is 3.5, so for 10 dice 35 is average. Poofesure seemed to get quite a few above that this time but he usually gets below 35 lol.

@Polyeith Жыл бұрын

but i mean this game it definitely all got offset by the fact that he went back 100+ spaces

@iforgot- Жыл бұрын

ngl i was rewatching your older wii party u vids and lowkey wanted a new one. thanks for uploading; it makes my night 💜

@lechilaquil2591 Жыл бұрын

when poof got all the way back to green matt, i didnt even wait for poof to rage quit, I rage quitted myself💀

@jacobbelcher375 Жыл бұрын

Been falling asleep to your videos every night for years some how relaxing

@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names Жыл бұрын

😄😄😄

@pansita1001 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely golden 🙏🏼 I’ve been binge watching your videos and then you surprised me w/ a new upload Thank you, Mr. Poof !!!!

@frozenred3491 Жыл бұрын

Poor poof, he had such a promising lead

@Sakurao Жыл бұрын

It blows my mind that wii party U can be made harder and more unfair by playing with 3 Mats

@ODessa002 Жыл бұрын

poof bro i just wanna say you and coryxkenshin have been getting me through my depression big time. You don't even know how much everyday I look forward to watching your videos. They really make me laugh and now-a days I hardly genuinely laugh anymore so...Thank you poof :)

@brysonduncan891 Жыл бұрын

I'm going through a sad time in life but knowing God is with me I can do anything man So stay strong my Brother

@HowellSzn Жыл бұрын

15:20 holy shit if he was Yellow Matt he would have been so pissed because Yellow Matt should have got second

@prime_231 4 ай бұрын

Yellow Matt was probably raging

@ThePipofDespair Жыл бұрын

Poof: *getting mad over the soccer minigame* ad: it's gonna be loud, it's gonna be noisy

@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names Жыл бұрын

3:11 - Best roll of the episode!

@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names Жыл бұрын

4:16 - And just to prove that, he just lost before even playing.

@cristiangomezmontt6248 Жыл бұрын

Even Poof knew that everything started to fall apart when he got second place in a minigame for the first time

@couragedadawg6210 Жыл бұрын

"I only play with myself" I knew it

@ReeseDavidson Жыл бұрын

No matter what rocket you land on, you will always be 111 spaces away. That’s how it works.

@aestronk-hungryball 7 ай бұрын

7:12 "i wonder how the games gon-" *9 MINUTES LEFT*

@long_strong8843 8 ай бұрын

That saucer 9 minutes in was the most he has ever gone back I'm sure

@octo_gab Жыл бұрын

its not a surprise, matt is unbeatable

@danielbuddenmusic1502 Жыл бұрын

14:50 He keeps getting five fewer than the required amount.

@cliffordowens4890 Жыл бұрын

Poof: I only play with myself YMCA plays with rainbow background

@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names Жыл бұрын

0:18 - You are just lucky I wasn't going to sleep yet.

@I_.-NHELV-._I Жыл бұрын

I see your comments everywhere

@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names Жыл бұрын

@@I_.-NHELV-._I Good for you! No one sees them on Skylight Awakens.

@KamiWrldNetwrk333 Жыл бұрын

Yo this the earliest I have ever been to a poof video I’m truly proud

@theastonvillaseal585 Жыл бұрын

5:10 yes, I do remember but not third… they got the hairy chest

@darkdomz Жыл бұрын

"I only play with myself" He like me fr

@SawyerGM Жыл бұрын

Yes you can

@Yoshisawesome Жыл бұрын

I love how Green and Yellow Matt have completely normal names while poor Red Matt is called “FatHogMatt” it’s so sad but hilarious

@tracer2328 Жыл бұрын

thank god he said the "play with myself" joke from when we first met

@alex-sh5ed Жыл бұрын

After years of watching Poof's Wii Party U vids I got a Wii U myself. It IS much harder than Wii Party.

@yandereneko5523 Жыл бұрын

I can't win: a hobbit's tale by Poofesure.

@bjblade307 Жыл бұрын

Poofesure calm after a loss like that is scary, we can imagine the freak out next video

@toxicjoshua7934 Жыл бұрын

8:47 I knew the video was too long for him to simply win 😅

@coltinanderson Жыл бұрын

I feel like Poofesure should yell at Nintendo to fix this game because it's beyond 1,000,000x rigged than the Original Wii Party

@zxflora8747 Жыл бұрын

I couldnt keep a straight face listening to you moan 😂😂😭😭 15:09

@someperson1549 Жыл бұрын

As soon as I saw the rocket immediately assumes he would get a ufo and go all the way behind

@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names Жыл бұрын

7:40 - Every time time he says that, PAUSE!

@hotkokosart Жыл бұрын

“This is what I like to choke in even thought it’s not that hard”

@katiesigler2811 Жыл бұрын

think about it this way poof, you never sim but you ALWAYS lose. think of it positively 😊

@hack41178 Жыл бұрын

POOFESURE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

@gaterbear1 Жыл бұрын

you should play as a girl mii and see if party phil gives you better luck

@DragoNate Жыл бұрын

"What difficulty are you playing on?" MATT.

@bluemars5305 Жыл бұрын

Omfg what are the odds of 4 Mario hats

@Otakupatriot117 Жыл бұрын

At least beef boss finally has the most length.

@JumaBoi06 Жыл бұрын

I love how Alfonso just high fives red Matt while you’re having conversation about the game and just not noticing at that part ( 16:11 )

@kaelahorne8856 Жыл бұрын

during my childhood it was "1st is the worst, 2nd is the best, and 3rd is the one with the hairy chest"

@joaquimpower477 Жыл бұрын

Poofesure at 7:11-7:17:“I just wonder how the game is gonna slow us down now. We have a sizeable lead”. Me checking the duration of the video, seeing that there’s still 9 minutes left: “Oh noes”.

@darkdomz Жыл бұрын

it's a good day when poofesure post a Wii party / Wii party u

@dumbldawg744 Жыл бұрын

"I only play with myself" ~Poofesure, December 13th 2022

@krakenkrispykremelivinthedream Жыл бұрын

The reason that he's so calm is because he has been playing with himself...

@abigbutterstick1780 Жыл бұрын

The gay pride flag is my favorite running joke, especially because it isn't overused. You never expect it.

@barmyjes3177 Жыл бұрын

10:19 They Always shot where you went for the last shot (except the first one of course)

@rubycubix443 Жыл бұрын

At this point even if he won I would just feel like I'm being gaslit

@ant51006 Жыл бұрын

“knits” - poofesure 2022

@joshuabarefoot2326 Жыл бұрын

Poof, you’re a legend, and I can never watch your vids and eat without almost choking to death from laughter. You rock 😎😎😎

@F.R.E.D.D2986 Жыл бұрын

That's the greatest line I've ever read

@J_X999 Жыл бұрын

I spent 95p on a Twix bar.

@rmejiarosales Жыл бұрын

The fact that Poofesure almost finishes every Wii Party game and ends up getting put in last place every single time is enough to convince me Wii Party really is rigged

@TheHeroAYD Жыл бұрын

Wussap poof. I’ve been watching since 2020. Your Mario Kart and Wii Sports videos got me through covid! I honestly really appreciate your channel. Thank you poofesure!