Omg this caught me off guard

Good one, sir. ;o) * polite clap *

Lmaoo

XD

Classy lol

Thus blues was born

@@daslynnter9841 lmao

...everyone standin' around, all saying, "I can do that"...

That is correct. But everyone knows red makes the sound fasta.

actuallly lol'd.

Yeah! At like 1.5x speed

@@user-ov6fg2fn4unow it sounds like a mario party minigame

wiiのやつ？

Ultrakill moment

​​@@DaniZeAlmighty me when 5-S:

True

No he said, “🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸"

@@Mister_Sun. True.

@@bro4539 its a joke, have you ever seen a cartoon? remember being a child? ps you still look like a child courteous by your avatar

@@bro4539 c’mon now idiot🤦🏻‍♂️

@@irishkelly2062 banjos are way more expensive than a guitar

Maybe used to be. This ain’t 1939 in Appalachia. In Walmart’s America 2021 a beginner guitar with a balloon is gonna be cheaper than any banjo.

@@stevemathew5281 i understand this. It's a joke, pop culture depicts poor people with banjos and their association with the South.

Ufff,thanks man,it scared me a little second there

Same I was just concerned

Hello Mine Turtle!

More like a banjo mod, if it was a texture pack it would be seen different

Yes my fellow turtle -just a turtle

Put the balloon inside out on your banjo, turns it into an acoustical balloon.

what if you banjo your banjo, thus creating double banjo modifier

@@oddbush i realy banjo that banjo idea and it is quite nice for a double banjo banjo bc if it is a double banjo banjo then it is 4 times a banjo

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Acoustical?

W pfp

7 years and waiting still. i have tried clipping it and yet it just doesnt sound right.

Its called beach and sea

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/np2inqp5s6i8pHk.htmlsi=lvmVg3vasARrzQfF Not a full version, but extended

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Southern Meth 😁😁😀👍👍🎸💃💃🎼

@@harorider96 ha ha lol 😁😁😀👍👍

@@harorider96 Deliverance movie family designed this

@@harorider96 yee yee 😭💀💀💀 omg i love this answer thread

Quarantine

@DON'T okay

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YESSIRRE EXACTLY I JUST NOTICED LMAO

Mississippi river can't keep us apart

I recognized it from the first few notes 😭

A WAR DIVIDES THEIR PEOPLE

Idk, I could do with 20 more minutes of this

Hello

Underrated

Find a park that's hosting a birthday party then you'll get a free one

😂

Should have bought real banjo, waste a lot of money with that balloon.

Condoms do the trick too. And stress balls.

*Step two, buy a balloon.......*

*Step three, ???

@@boooomerwang profit

Step three: pay for music classes

Step four : create a KZfaq channel

What if you replaced the guitar with blue strains of grass

@@king-vn6fb now your thinking with portals

@@narwaler2898 brilliant comment

What

Technically if the balloon is filled with CO2, itd be the power of bluegas...

lol

Fun, random or good idea

I feel like 2 and 3 should be switched, but sure

And have a bunch of comments saying the same exact thing

Literally my next recommended video Edit: Next 2 videos

Ikr

Why would you think that? Absolutely ridiculous, people these days

Nah it wasn't that for sure

It kind of does actually... weird how that works

hehe

Just 4 years too early

@i i D:

@i i But not as much as you hate yourself?

@@ginacooper1271 yeah fuck you

@@ginacooper1271 how was this rude?

and banjo was his name-o

What's poodle?..

@@ly_775 a type of dog which is a common “Balloon Animal” shape

@@ly_775 A poodle is a dog, balloon sculptors often make animal shapes out of balloons and a poodle is a popular and easy one to make. Hope that helps.

Lol

This is the best thing on the internet right now

Mum's the word...

Good.

😂😂😂

God tier comment

Yup

@DON'T ever get your hopes up for living

@@glorytoukraine5524 dont bother mate, it's a bot

@@bilalmalik5002 I know, it just allows to get some steam out

Actually the act of stomping your foot onto the ground while playing a guitar is a must. We have to do it to avoid getting off-beat

how does it smell like

@@migo7741 Like...a drum, I assume?

@@migo7741 go eat it and see

@esp ele Calm down, mate. No need for the hostility.

@esp ele you need to shut up

How do you know?

@@BulletCubing he probably knows his stuff about bag pipes

This guy sounds like he knows his stuff

He just know this

What happen it put yourself in guitar?

best comment

The devil went down to Georgia was played with a fiddle though.

@@Reydotcom bunch of people know it by the rock version that was in guitar hero 3

this is easily the best comment i’ve seen on any video all week

He was in a bind, as his favorite store, Didn't have the balloons for under $4.

bold to assume im not poor

Bold to assume I'm not poor

bold to assume I'm not a banjo

Bold of you to assume I’m not a poor banjo 😎

bold to assume

Your avatar works really well with this comment

ye

IKR

Yup

Sure thing 😅

He may be poor but his brain is wealthy.

@DON'T ok

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@DON'T No problem.

Any happy upbeat music played on a banjo is a straight up farming game theme xD

Omg now that you say it...

yo😂

🤣🤣

Haha

Cool.

How

😂😂

Nice

Now do the same thing but with vodka and tell us if your comrades like it

I tried this but they drove off with my car and left the ukulele in the parking stall

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Same happened to me too dude!! I had a bigger problem though...i ran back in the house afterwards to find Bela Flec and victor Wooten jamming in my god damn living room!!!

Love it. Mike Cooley from Drive-by Truckers tells that joke on one of his live albums before playing the awesome Cottonseed.

can someone play wonderwall?

That’s just the Poor Man’s Guitar.

I play a rubber banjo, in a rubber band named Joe

@@crunchytots1034 that's the countriest thing possible

I can do one better, a string attached to a dustpan

Also a poor man's upright double bass.

Farming simulator 2022 theme song

Jackass intro

Bruh that shit slaps at 1.75x

King of the Hill vibes!! 😂 Thanks for the suggestion tho lol made it better

It dooeess, just add a melody thing after the four counts and there u go hahah

Nah bro. A Gibson banjo (depending on the model) ranges from $1,000 to $10,000. But I get the joke though lol

The banjo is the poor man's banjo. Unless he already has a guitar. Which then makes a guitar with a balloon a poor man's banjo. Unless the banjo costs less than a balloon in which case a banjo is a poor man's banjo and a guitar with a balloon is an idiot's banjo.

@@Vader99ify for the sake of a fair comparison, what's the price range on a Gibson guitar? Apples to apples...

@@xjunkxyrdxdog89 $1000-$4.5k for acoustic

@@xjunkxyrdxdog89 Gibson guitars are mediocre in comparison to other mainstream brands like Taylor or Martin. The boutique instruments are what most people obsess over these days. I don't know about their banjos, but if you pay 10k for one, youre as dumb as the day is long.

wut is a banja....TELLL ME WHERE TO GET ONE!!!!!

Why do I relate so much to this comment

It literally makes me smile.

@@MajorTechnologies same

Lol

"Not problems like what is beauty, 'cause that would fall under your conundrums of philosophy."

@@iceysoul-rp5ow I feel like y'all are quoting something I should be watching, what is it please?

*ENGINEER*

@@PseudoLlama cheers m80 ^_^

*GAMING*

Theres once a lil' story bout me and your aunt...

What is the actual song?

What is the actual song

Idk the song lmfao

Sounds familiar like "More Gun" from the Team Fortress 2 soundtrack. idk its just a guess tho

Me too! 🤣

Decent cheap guitar 200 bucks decent cheap banjo 500.

@@zacariahanderson - Really? I always thought that in general, the banjo would be considered a poor man's guitar, or DIY guitar. I didn't know a banjo was actually more than twice the price of a guitar.

@@j.vonhogen9650 the cheapest banjo I could get brand new at a shop would be 350 thats with shit synthetic skin and would be absolute trash the cheapest guitar would be 60 bucks and wouldn't be super awful but still not as bad as a cheap banjo. This is in new Zealand it may be different in other country's but here there is certainly a difference.

Aye a good banjo isn't cheap tho fam

Then you clearly haven't seen Rick Sanchez turn himself into a pickle.

@@brendanurke9193 hmm

MORTY IM A BANJO! IM BANJO RIIIIICK

Astronopolis What a funny and relevant meme, friend

@@Astronopolis dont listen to the other guy I laughed 😂

Shit slapped

Sounds a lot like Folsom prison blues by Johnny Cash I think that’s what it is

Straight facts.

I can see all the hippies on the main stage stomping their bare feet until they couldn't walk. Gave me flashbacks lol

@@bigbro1010101 it sounds alot like it agreed but it isn’t that, Johnny cash didn’t invent that technique(alternating between two of the lower strings whilst strumming the notes of the chord in between) he just used it a lot.

If you don't live in a rich country like USA, yes. It's a lot.

Guitars only cost 50 dollars in my country

@@tobeyparker3459 mine cost less than $25. But it was the cheapest available

@@103.shannonrodrigues5 your guitar might be a secondhand

$230 for my banjo and that broke my bank, for a cheap one too

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banjos are extremely expensive. pls read more, thanks

@@jack-uv6mt Brother, banjos used to be the cheap guitar. Nowadays a guitar is instead cheaper than a banjo.

@@jack-uv6mt "pls read more" What an ironic statement.

@@listenorelse_ I don't think that this is true, got any statistics on that?

Probably used all of his money for a nice guitar, now he's poor

@@redhoodedgamer4659 ahh damn beat me to it

👑UUUUuuuuh damn, what!?👑

Exactly

I think you misspelled banjo my dude

Bornana

@@The.Khans. i can make orange rhyme with banana

@@eminemlyrics2792 One day I ate a banana, but then the next day i ate an orange, then the third day, I saaaaiiiiid Bornana Edit: I don't know what I was trying to accomplish with this

I like the name “a wise mans banjo” more

poor man and a smart man can be the same thing

@Tieler Smith 👌

Plausible actually

yes

Lmao fr

ye

banjos are really expensive

Nightlife 9 not all of them. Epiphone and rogue have some cheap ones. Rogue has some for just over $100. That’s pretty cheap

banjos are fucking expensive... if you wan a good one.... Guitars are much lower in the price

My first was a washburn open back (cheaper than resonator banjos) for 400, I'm about to buy a deering for 2,800. The most expensive banjos I've seen go for 10,000 to over 20,000. And yes you can find entry level banjos for 100 to 300 but the same goes for all other instruments.

@@faletf1b393 Agreed. The cheapest playable banjos are in the $350-500 range. You can build a decent player for less than that.

They’re not, they’re aware it’s not given even a sound close enough to call it a poor man’s banjo, might be the recording, might be the the amount the balloon is inflated but there’s qualities in a sound that makes a banjo sound as it does that this isn’t replicating. Without slime of those it’s just a guitar with a balloon in the sound hole.

@@munkiemedia3323 Haha yeah, you're the exact person I'm talking about. The quality you're describing is timbre and you can definitely hear a change in timbre that brings the guitar sound closer to that of a banjo. If you're expecting it to be a perfect representation that no one promised you it was then I don't know what to tell you.

@@ImSquiggs I’m not expecting exact (or I’d of used the word exact). There is a plucking noise banjos make that is part of the identifying sound (picked or strummed it’s there) if it had just a bit of that it’ll be a poor man’s banjo.

@@ImSquiggs the people your talking about either play or enjoy the sound of a banjo. explain me this fancy music word guy. what is it that you think makes it sound like a banjo?

well i tried this with a condom instead of a balloon, my guitar produced a moaning sound.

I think they mean if you can only afford either a guitar or a banjo so you have to make one function as both.

A 200 dollar guitar is not an expensive guitar

@@amritjanardhanan yes I know but $200 is still $200

@@CrystalBall-.- ahhhh yes that makes sense

@@amritjanardhanan it is if your poor

No matter ,no matter what colour..........

Red ballons give a warmer, more vintage tone

Absolutely!

@@Savak22 sound like one of those vintage guitar geeks! Love this😂

Is just like your rimin a banjo, aluminium dont looks like wood, and also gives you a good resonator

Old? It's from eight years ago 🤦‍♂️😂

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His genius... It's almost frightening.

And that’s not a banjo, it’s a guitar

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Despite banjos being historically cheaper, inflation, production methods and popular trends have made guitars significantly cheaper than modern banjos

@@againstthecurve that is true.

@@bidensaidthenwordwithahard4838 *stonks?*

but the real banjo is better

Aí sim em cara

No kidding, mine opened this and started floating around the room while the ghosts of hillybilly's past emerged from the walls and floor.

@@dan_ward LmAoO 😂

I don't know why, but the idea of ghosts trying to give me musical tips and lessons scares me more than the idea of ghosts just trying to scare me.

a 'Deliverance' moment i bet 😳

No

You right tho

Hi, I'm a Texan, and I approve this message.

A hillbilly accent in particular

As someone with a southern accent: aight-

@@josephcohen2256 Red balloon in the guitar that's a whole ass banjo

Pennywise guitar?

But a guatar instead

I tried to buy half of an ass banjo. I was disappointed that I couldn't. I had to go with the whole ass banjo. That's OK, I guess.

if you didn't know, a banjo actually costs a lot more than a regular guitar

I mean, nobody said you have to buy anything.

You can usualy get a decent guitar cheep at a pawn shop for 60 dollars though an alright banjo is gonna run you 150-350 for a starter banjo

And a balloon..

🤣😂👍

Next video: poor man’s guitar

I though it down to a ukulele

Yeah, that's inflation for ya (literally)

MY FATHER WAS A BANJO AND WAS AS GOOD AS ANY GUITAR

I thought it down to a string attached to a stick

At the time Gibson made some guitars at a lower price than most banjos... And poor musicians buyed those and started playing the guitar.

It's not quality, it's perfection

Wouldn't you hate to make a video for it hit the perfect algorithm 5 years later where you put a balloon in a guitar 🤣👌

5 years ain’t that long. Anyway the quality is indeed high!

Ok mister youtube algorithm

Yeah no stupid intro, no other crap or asking for money on ten different platforms. Just showing us the video. I miss old KZfaq.