"Lets light it" /Grabs a fucking blowtorch and points it at couch

"Bulging buddies! Watch me grow in size!" I laughed so hard.

i love the part when ashens pulls out his phone because it horrendously dates a video that otherwise seems like it could have come out last week

did you guys know ashens is a doctor, he has a doctorate in psychology. and yet here he is, reviewing an ear horn for your smart mobile device

When I was seven or something I went to a cheap store like pound land and they were selling bags of mystery toys and my sister I and could get one thing. So I choose the bag, inside the bag was three pieces of broken chalk. I was so sad.

I felt old when Ashens said "Blimey! 2013" Time does fly when a man reviews tat on a wonky sofa.

The second half of this video almost had me in tears. The blowtorch, the fire hazard, the tiger with a pipe shoved up its ass. Understated British humour at its best!

"its like something off deviantart" i lost it

"Don't judge me, life's too fucking short!" That line still cracks me up even after all this time.

When he said he's never heard of a tamarind I just started smiling sadistically. The taste of a tamarind foisted upon someone who dooesnt know what one is, probably expecting some sweet generic fruit, is possibly the funniest thing I can imagine.

Me and some mates actually tried getting pissed off those shot in a tube things (they sell them in places like Home Bargains which is basically like Poundland except not restricted to a pound). The fluids were coming out of me quicker than I could pack them in, and still gave me an aggressive hangover despite not even getting passed the point of tipsy

I swear Ashens' humour transcends generations. I can watch this eight years later and it's still hilarious. What is happening.

"Who would want an inflatable tiger, it's like something you find on deviantArt" This is the truest thing I've ever heard from this channel.

"Hello! I betrayed the Sicilian Mafia and look what happened to me!" Makes me laugh every fucking time.

I always know I’m in for a good time when I hear that “CHEAPO!” at the beginning!

Bag of crap? Do you mean Loot Crate?

'Bulging Buddies' sounds like a group of sexual predators.

I know I'm 2 years off, but in regards to those blow up animal things a friend of mine bought a few of them, blew them up with helium, tied strings around the bottoms (and melted them closed so the gas wouldn't escape) then went to a Halloween party dressed as Shrek and handed them out XD He said it was the best bit of his night, people reacting to the blown up frogs.

"I betrayed the Sicilian mafia, and look what happened to me!"

Watching some old Ashens vids to cheer me up from a rough time and hearing "Blimey! 2013 and I'm still not dead" actually made me almost do a spit take

Holy fuck, the mask actually made me scream.

When he said "bag of crap" I thought those people send you shit in a bag, and the more you pay the more shit you get.

Only Ashens can casually light a candle with a blowtorch....😂

every few months I return to watch my favorite Ashen videos and it makes me realize: Man that couch has been through so much abuse.

I'd love to be part of the poundland product idea meetings. "Anyone got any original ideas?" "Me and Jason came up with an idea for a tiger with a pipe up its arse which blows up like a balloon." "Does it do anything else?" "No." "Meh. Why not."

Thanks for that ending. That's something I need for 1:00 AM.

"Hello! I betrayed the Sicilian mafia & look what happened to meeeee!" That makes me laugh for some odd reason.

The dancing monkey toy always cracks me up. "Thanks Dancing Monkey for making none of us ever want to dance again in case we don't survive".

Ashens you should record a trip to poundland as we get to see your first reaction to their bullshit.

Is it just me, or does the hand puppet look like a zombified Jar Jar Binks? Just without the ears.

"2013 and I'm still not dead" I love how this channel hasn't changed

"It's a tiger. It's very dead. Let's blow some air up its ass." - And I almost choked to death on my food right there :D

I laughed so hard at that "ear trumpet" I could hardly fucking breathe. I was literally crying. The irony of the *anti*-technology that it is....just inexplicable.

Lets light it "pulls out a flame thrower"

The bolt-cutters were a sweet revenge for much childhood frustration with those stupid, annoying steel puzzles. I laughed.

11:49 “it’s like something out of deviantart” oh god

That ending gave me a freaking heart-attack.

Damn right ashen, life's too bloody short! **keeps on watching a man demoing some junk he brought on his sofa**

I died when he lit the candle with a fucking blowtorch😂 Edit: Thanks for all the likes, and I still die every time I see the blowtorch

No matter how many times I watch this I will still find the overkill and intense way he lights that candle with a blowtorch hilarious.

9:26 ... Jar Jar? Is that you? What did the haters DO to you?!

The mask he couldn't get is a British celebrity called Mark Wright. It's rally fun seeing suggestions all the international people are giving

Shot in a tube? sounds like what can happen if you are mugged in a New York City subway.

‘I betrayed the Sicilian Mafia and look what happened to me!’ Classic...

The ending made me jump.

"Who wants an inflatable tiger?" If not deviant art then definitely that fur affinity. ... I just made myself weep for humanity slightly.

"I think I can solve it better *proceed to use steel scissors * " i'm dead xD

17:43 these are called Scotch Brite pads and you use them to scrub pots.

"There you go, instant tiger flatulence!" I literally laughed out loud at that and was still giggling at it several minutes later xD

Holy shit I just realized; the Blow Torch is Ashens' signature weapon! You know how most internet reviewers have some kind of signature weapon? AVGN has a zapper, Nostalgia Critic has a prop glock, Linkara has some sort of cowboy pistol thing or some shit, well Ashens has the blow torch.

10:16 Tones and I owe you some royalties 😂

The best part about Ashens is that he is so consistent with the videos he creates, that you could pretty much only age the video by what phone he pulls out when testing phone tat

is it just me or was anyone else hoping the tiger would let out a wicked juicy fart

13:42 LOL

Going back through Ashen's vidoes to see what all I've missed.. 6:33 just killed me

11:30 You've got this thing...Morning! That cracks me up every single time.

"Let's light it up." *grabs blowtorch*

I am actually crying of laughter at the moment, why does that speaker even exist😂😂😅😅

PLEASEEEEEE CAAN WE HAVE A TAT FOOD STUFFS VIDEO IN 2023

One of the few videos where he actually had scissors handy for opening packages. I'm so used to seeing him struggle to get shit open.

Bruce Forsyth's lip yogurt.

4:41 there flies Bruce Forsyth's lip yogurt.

And he's still alive in 2017....

Those seaweed sheets are sold in all the shops here (Thailand) especially 7-11's and are very popular among the Thais, other flavors include: fish, oyster, prawn, but the most popular is 'red-hot spicy' flavor!

9:14 that finger puppet looks like Jarjar binks

Using a blow torch on a sofa. No danger there

this stuff is timeless - 8 years old and still funny

Tamarind is actually usually DELICIOUS. Tamarind candy is amazing.

Oh man I ate so much of that seaweed product in Thailand and Singapore, I friggen love it, I got excited when you took it out. The one you ate must have been old or something.

When Ashens brought out the giant wire cutters for the puzzles, I went into a fit of laughter. I love this guy's style of dry humor.

"Planes don't get very far if they haven't got any friggin wings" dead 🤣🤣🤣

9 years later and I still don't know who that celebrity was

The inflatable tiger is used as a catheter bag.

I bought my daughter the Tiger, She loves it. LOL

I'm gonna use that Holly Willoughby mask for the next bank I hit (Also that freaky eye puppet thing looks like jar jar binks)

I f**king died when you brung out the bolt cutters lol

The game:shopping at poundland. Status:lost.

Why does "poundland" sound like a sexual term? Like, "Hey Babe, let me take you to pound land!"

A plane without wings and with a giant propeller is just a helicopter

The "celebrity" masks part I had no clue who any of them were and began to wonder why I watch this show then he brings out the giant wire cutters to disassemble the puzzles and remembered exactly why! 😂😂😂💀

I saw that horryfying finger puppet thing and thought: "What everyone wanted to do to Jar-Jar Binks"

THE FUCKING ENDING THOUGH!!!! LMFAO

It's 2020 and I'm watching this. This makes me sad because it already feels nostalgic.

The Big Sheet appears to be made from the same material as the car floor mats you showed us earlier.

"Literally sending you a bag of crap..." Um. Ashens. I think maybe you probably should have given that statement a BIT more forethought.

For people who are not British: Poundland is the British equivalent of America's Dollar Tree.

Hey! That's my cousin at 8:52! Hi Bob! And Jimbo is also there at 13:42. Haven't seen you guys in ages, where have you been?

"Don't judge me life's to fucking short " ashens -2013

Been binging on your videos all week and I end up crying with laughter every time. That tiger just got to me, omg.

Collect them all........most overused phrase in toy history

Two years of watching, two years and I only just realised I had that exact sofa around four years ago :/

"2019 and I'm STILL not dead" You sound seriously disappointed lol

This was the first vid i watched and since then im quite addicted.

hey those big sheets taste pretty good.

‘Let’s light it’... pulls out a bazooka 😂

Ashens has not changed a whole lot in almost a whole decade. Same couch, same amazing quality, same humor. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but with most KZfaqrs, I can't stand to watch their old videos. They're usually such poor quality and cringy. But Ashens has always been funny with great quality videos. I can binge watch videos from over six years ago, and love them more than ever. If I saw this video without looking at the date of it's upload, I would have guessed it could have been uploaded today. I was so shocked to see him review something for such an old iPhone, but I had to remind myself that this was made in 2013.

Watching old Ashens videos is one of my favourite pastimes.

i love the deviantart joke

12:00 Novelty condoms.

your videos are timeless and fantastic i didnt even realize this was an older video