Gender:Nate Blood type: puka shells. Addicted to: horny goat weed

My favorite part of the drug dealer prank is him repeatedly asking, “Why didn’t you knock??” And the brother just being so confused saying, “We did knock 😰”

Nate: "Strip for me!" Dad: *looks visibly disappointed and uncomfortable*

The whole "I'm gonna put this in his water" shit is so creepy. I used to work at a sex store where we sold tons of libido enhancements and the amount of times someone came in and asked if there was a taste or if it would dissolve in a drink.. one of very few things someone could do that would piss me off working there. The only answer I would ever give them was "it's not okay to drug your s/o and if you imply that that's how you'll be using them I'm going to ask that you speak to another employee". Like. Guys. I don't care if it's all natural, if it's not psychoactive, etc. there could still be negative side effects and it's downright creepy. What if your s/o is allergic to the ingredients? Or one of the negative side effects hits and they don't know why or what's going on? What if it interacts with a medicine they're on? I took one once that didn't sit well with me and my vision went blue (it was a common side effect of that pill) and I freaked the fuck out. Imagine that happening and you have no idea why??? Moral of the story: don't fucking drug your partner or give them supplements without consent it's creepy, dangerous, and you'd be the worst for it.

The whole way through the drug prank his dad just looks disappointed.... not even scared, just literally tired.

no longer going to refer to myself “clothed” instead i’m going to say i’m “all packaged up”

“Yeah man I was ANAB (Assigned Nate At Birth)”

just because it’s two straight ppl doesn’t make it family friendly.

Camouflage related humor: *exists* Kurtis: it’s free real estate

Gender: ⚪️ Girl ⚪️ Boy 🔘 Nate Blood type: ⚪️ A ⚪️ B 🔘 Puka

Nate: **Makes a bunch of videos about drugs and sex** Also Nate: *FAMILY FRIENDLY PG FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY*

“Cute opposite colors, I wear blue you wear pink!!” But like pink isn’t even the opposite color of blue? It would be orange lmao unless he’s only talking about the colors arbitrarily assigned to specific genders

Why all your friends have the brightest characteristic smiles

Nate seems like the dude to say the n word then say it’s okay because he either has a black friend or a little black in him

The worst part about this, is that KZfaq won't remove content like this, but they will remove things giving information about serial killers.

The drug dealer one went wayyy overboard. His little brother was on the verge of tears, possibly even crying. Then they have the NERVE to call him a crybaby, what else would you do if you found out your sibling is dealing drugs?! ESPECIALLY when you hold him hostage and point a "gun" at him. Worst prank ANYONE could pull.

NB doesn't stand for non-binary. It stands for Nate-binary.

kurtis collabs are so pure bc it's just two friends dying laughing at each other's jokes

Oh so that's what my ex was doing, the 'being abusive to my partner' prank! Every day!

Fun fact: If Nate Garner actually bought every single subscriber an iPhone X, 256GB, priced from launch, it would cost over 1.05 billion dollars. Sure hope that merch is selling well!

Verbally abusing my girlfriend KZfaq compilation

How do these kind of couples not get SICK of each other, I’m ready to break up with them

The drug dealer prank was just plain cruel. His poor little brother was legitimately scared

The words “horny goat weed” dealt me 15 points of psychic damage

He was just born like that. It's inNate.

*gives birth* "Is it a boy or a girl?" Doc: *ITs A nAtE*

17:00 they're literally wearing pink and blue, Nate can't even remember his own rule 😔🤚

16:42 The moan followed up by a vine boom is honestly funny af

Gender: Nate Blood type: Puka Age: Vlogger Hair color: White boy

Sexuality: nate Gender: nate Age: nate Favourite colour: natey blue

The fact that Kurtis told a joke, played the video but had to pause so Jacob could laugh at it is just adorable (10:47)

13:24 "On a pillow full of coke😌🙏🏽" PARDON 👁️ 👄 👁️

Being mean to see how someone reacts is literally just bullying

why didn’t i register that kurtis was covering the songs at first and just accepted that they sounded like that

TOUCHING GRASS!1!!11!!!!!1!!1 [PRANK] [NOT CLICKBAIT] [3AM] [AMONGUS IMPOSTER] [POLICE CALLED] [ALMOST CAUGHT] [WE BROKE UP]

@9:24 legit thought she was saying "piggy bank" like 4 times before my ears started working and realized she said "big event"

‘we wear opposite colours! i wear blue, you wear’ me: orange since that’s the opposite of blue ‘PINK!’

We're not just a different gender: we're a different species.

20:07 oh no he's reviewing his legal options

13:09 This has such Jarvis Johnson energy

Regarding that drug dealer “prank”: aside from the trauma he caused, he also doesn’t seem to realize how terrible it is that, based on this video, his family has so little faith in him (and his girlfriend) or his career that they are very quick to believe that he makes his money from dealing drugs and not YT videos. To them, it’s more plausible that he has made his (presumed) fortune from illicit drugs than from being an internet “creator” or “influencer.” It’s disturbing. Deep inside, do they realize he’s not talented and always assumed that he makes his money some other way but were too afraid to confront him?

i got my iphone x! all i had to do was drive to the apple store, pay 1000$ dollars and they didn’t know who nate was...i think it was just another prank tho haha!

13:32 goodnight guys😌

"family friendly pg" and the jokes arent even subtle for parents they are just fuckin OUT THERE

it took me a second to realize kurtis dubbed the music

them building off each other's jokes literally makes my day

17:14 actually it is bearable (T.W, mention of injury) I cracked my head open and just got up after the hit doing my business like nothing happened until i realized there was blood on my neck lol

9:52 totally didn’t predict Goat Story at all

Been getting extra greetings for 4 months now. It’s been really good for my mental health.

“Getting mad at my girlfriend for everything she does” AKA “Gaslighting”

12:05 WHY ISN’T ANYONE TALKING ABOUT ALL OF THE W’s IN THE BACK LMAO

18:24 DIY STANDS FOR DO IT YOURSELF!??!!??? DUDE WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT OMFG

i’m here and i’m READY FOR THAT TASTY EXTRA GREETING

Get you a friend like Jacob, highkey. He laughs so hard at ANYTHING Kurtis says and honestly? Everyone deserves that kind of validation from a friend.

so fun fact - when you have a brain injury people tend to get aggressive. they will resist help from EMT and nurses. for example when I fell on my head and had a TBI I was very reluctant for help, and told people to get the fuck off of me

Seeing this and seeing karissa getting OUT of that shit makes me so happy. I feel like either in videos where she was genuinely getting pranked she looked so distressed and in the videos where she's clearly acting she looks like she feels miserable. I'm subscribed to her personal channel and honestly she seems so much healthier and happier and I appreciate that so much

jacob seems really cool, he reminds me of like a barista at a weird local coffee shop that makes like funky latte art and is always trying to get you to try things off of a secret menu, but in the best way

Reminds me of this Gossip Girl episode where a girl said “I generally don’t go for guys named Nate” and honestly same

Me: can I please have some seratonin for just one day? My last two braincells: 12:43

14:25 Them laughing while the person they "pranked" sits and cries, so fuckibg funny holy shit /s

Petition to have "Gender = Nate Blood type = Puka" as merch

The actual fear in the little brothers voice and his distraught face genuinely makes me sad, he sounds and looks terrified I hope he’s ok 😿‼️

6:56 Jacobs laugh is adorable

8:05 it’s 1am I can’t stop laughing even though I am rewatching this

name: nate gender: nate sexuality: nate favourite colour: natey blue hobbies: smoking despicable weed

The fact that Nate’s brother and dad were falling for the drug dealer prank tells you how highly they actually think of him.

Why does it looks so adorable when they do the same things--? I mean... 20:22

Every so often, I'll come back and watch this video "sequence" of Kurtis and Jacob dunking on horrible KZfaq couples. And by every so often, I mean at least every other week.

"YOU KNOW THE RULES IN THIS HOUSE." Already starting off with a huge red flag 🤦🏿🤦🏿

The most triggering part of the is that pink and blue ARENT opposite colors.

I've been watching this part (12:40) for the last 10 minutes straight- kurtis and jacobs reaction is so funny with the editing help

13:43 Someone remind me to come back his LAUGH IS SO C U T E

nate’s brother looked genuinely terrified, i feel bad

...what kind of person do you have to be to scream and curse at your dad and make your brother cry because you're threatening him with a rifle...for a PRANK

okay but the scene where Jacob's in the bathroom hyping himself up....how is that not exactly how all youtubers talk to themselves before posting a video I know I would

9:17 nate looks like he would give batman a hard time

My father is a Nate! He's so crazy. You guys are right! He's been hiding from me for 20 years! What a prank!! 🤣🤣🤣👍

Kurtis by himself: calculated, witty, has a bunch of skits, says d u d e every three seconds, makes puns Kurtis w friends: GIGGLES, cannot keeps a straight face, seeks validation, looks extra sõft

hey not to be like picky or anything but it would really help if you added captions to your vids i’d love to watch them I read transcripts of your podcast and stand up bits you’re a really funny comedian :)

I love how every time one of them stops laughing, he looks at the other and just starts laughing again

Ah yes, the classic prank: drugging your significant other in order to attempt to do sexual things without their consent

at first i was like damn kurtis' editing style changed a lot but then realized its just nate garner is a coke addict

13:35 the brother sounds like the knock off Pinocchio that kurtis reacted to 😭💀

y'all have NO idea how often i think about "ah damnit! it happened!" and the way kurtis and jacob laugh about it

“Ya girl is casually showing people it’s okay to drug people’s drinks because lmao it’s just a prank bro.”

Kurtis Conner reacts to an abusive relationship with Neil Patrick Harris for 22 minutes straight

I just genuinely don’t understand how people like that even have popular platforms I truly do not comprehend how this happens

When they first started playing the vines I thought Kurtis singing was the actual audio of the vines and for a second I was like “these are kinda funny”

The fact that blue and pink aren’t even opposite colors makes that scene even worse

I just love it when my brother points a rifle at me and makes me cry

Name: Nate Gender: Nate Species:Nate Fav color:Nate Hobbies:social media Nate Fav food: *HUMAN* with a side of 72 energy drinks

I love how they have the energy of two friends in class who can't stop laughing

It's so cute how Kurtis gets nervous doing his intro when there's a guest

So drugging your bf without consent in order to seduce him and filming it isnt illegal if its a "family friendly" youtube prank?

12:18... why r there w's on the wall

"my girlfriend jenna" to him posting pics of their wedding a few weeks ago

Kurtis: (in deep voice) hEy guys welcome baCk- Me: 😮

I absolutely LOVE when kurtis tells a joke and his friends laugh and then he laughs harder and he looks so happy with himself :)

I apparently already started this video but forgot so as soon as I clicked on it I heard "Women, right?" "(Sound of disgust)"

2:20 this is how i feel about Ethan Slater (the guy who plays spongebob in the spongebob broadway musical) he is SUCH an Ethan. if you opened the dictionary to the definition of ‘Ethan’, you’ll actually find a picture of him next to it.