What a keeper!

Well, she really has a little time to change her mind 😅

He didn't know she was pregnant and he probably just wanted to get away from her ??

​@@valenasnowy778hahahaha!

War torn? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What do you mean?

@@michellecena8159 Hmm the fact that they can take a war place as a "turism joke thing".

@@Sara-kq8ry right I'm abit...confused 💀💀

@@Sara-kq8ry Nah, Putin insists it isn't a war, so everything totally fine ...

@@Crimsonraziel Ngl I can’t tell whether your being sarcastic or not

OMG this sound like my life lol. Love it 😊

Your sister found out she was pregnant after her and her husband had a fight about her being pregnant? Doesn't make any sense

​@@blizzardjm sweetie. read it again. you got this!

"And he hasn't" 😂😂😂😂

😂

Shes married to a man, so we already know that part lol

It’s almost as if she’s a stand up comedian doing a bit.

I laughed harder at this comment than I did at the skit. Truly though.

@@CorkKNIFEWomen comedians aren’t funny. I am yet to find a female stand up comic I find funny. And I’m saying this as a woman. Many of them think they have to be crude and vulgar to be funny and the rest are men hating feminists. There’s the odd funny joke but calling this woman a comedian is like calling Dylan Mulvaney a woman.

​@@cici3147 who hurt you?

My thoughts exactly

Yeah, the logic of it when she even was explaining it like you can tell it’s a totally fake story and she just wants to support Ukraine like just do a Nazi salute if that’s the case….

I think she meant that he was going but wantes to tell her like a douche, from there. Not that he is going there just to do that. BUT! Your last sentance cracked me up so much so that I just had to like it. 😂

Emma C The husband told a funny joke unlike the woman “comedian”

​@@bucsfan2565 if the husband told a joke, where's the funny bit?

YOU’RE having. Not YOUR… Maybe her husband grasps elementary English. Maybe YOUR partner needs the luck 😮😂🤷🏽‍♂️

​What's the use of knowing proper grammar when you act as insufferably as you do? People get along with those who don't have good grammar, but they barely tolerate you.​@@PetrodollarDealEndedSoWakeUp

Said the twat using emojis

It was a joke??!

There! I can't connect these 2 bits together...

when did ppl talking become comedy? whers the jokes? no punchlines?

I don't understand why people are having so much trouble putting this together. Man is afraid that she didn't WANT to be pregnant. Jokes about going to Ukraine so he won't need to be there in person to talk with her about it and face her anger. That's it. It's not difficult.

​@@camannwordsmithno hun... that's not it at all lol. Clearly they had a convo before about not going to the Ukraine, and so he got the ticket as a joke to go there and piss her off against her wishes, upon learning she's pregnant, he pulled out of that plan bc it's a bad idea when ur wife is pregnant to piss her off that badly AND go and possibly die with a baby on the way.

That's what I thought it was going to be.

I was going with "had a vasectomy", but pretty much the same thing.

It has a punchline? If so, I missed it.

Is not even remotely better. It isn't even good. If you the same repetitive "women bad" joke go to 9gag and be happy.

EXACTLY what I thought! WTF is wrong with these women comics they platform? I mean I KNOW FUNNY WOMEN they crack me thefukkup!! Who are these people?

Right, that has to be a fake audience laughing

Me too.

Me too..she isnt not funny at all

Oh, you didn't get it? Poor you.

@@AramatiPaz Oh poor me.. It's great that you got that.. Bravo

@@AramatiPaz There's nothing to get. There's nothing there.

You say people die there and bla bla bla, and actually ukraines are uploading videos of them shopping, going to McDonald’s and so on. And a lot of ukraines saying, the war is only in a small section etc. Do you want to exhasurate or what’s the truth?

Sure, in the Eastern part of Ukraine. People in the west side are living normal lives.

​@@domiduch4344if the east coast was being bombed,, people in Texas would still go to McDonald's

Do you think Londoners during the WW2 didn’t eat or shop? People can’t be afraid all the time or they’ll go crazy.

So do americans.

there's plenty of men who got a vasectomy and then had a child. It's not a guarantee.

That’s what I thought she was going to say happened

"Should have" or if you're short on time, "should've"

@@mael2039 not asking for a scientific argument, just making a joke Reverend Killjoy

@@satoshiketchump was short on time Mr Grammarly

toughen up butercup, or the world will crush you.

I mean. It's better then him going there for a prank.

​@@MrMills5454you're so cringe

it’s actually funny for an American to suddenly go to fight for a foreign country when many locals left (who could afford to pay a bribe to Ukrainian border guards). and in the United States they constantly shoot like that, why go so far😅

Funfact: absurd, shock, nevournes are all normal triggers to laugh, according science.

Imagine thinking the story is real! 🤔

@@paulchurchill5045 does that make it less ridiculous? It would be the same if a billionaire went to the moon or space for a publicity stunt.. oh wait they did.

Funny to whom? Sounds like more drama than I would want.

vasectomy are rare. most men dont want to take responsibility for their fertility

@@pinkpugginz You do know that vasectomies aren't reversible, right? No? You fell for the feminist propaganda that "men are just irresponsible"? Even in the cases where the vasa can be restored, the testes will have deteriorated, and no longer be producing viable sperm. Tubal ligation for women actually has greater reversibility, because it doesn't deteriorate the ova. If you meet a man that has had a vasectomy, it's because he's either an idiot, like you, or he has carefully considered it, and decided that he's completely sure that he will never want any (more) children. That goes far beyond just "taking responsibility".

@@pinkpugginz Mkaaaay

She's a comedian, it's a joke, get over your millennial selves....what too much, don't worry you get a trophy anyway...

fact

You clearly have see many comedians then.

feminist comedy isn't funny

@@thinkforyourself2109 I 110% agree wit u but goes for men as well only a handful of them are actually funny. Females nun.

I don’t think you know how quotation marks work…

💀 sounds messed up. With this much context it sounds like it's better to move on

@@aynain1810 I agree. It's complicated though. I have to be a person that can meet and hold her own gaze in the mirror. People do things that rubs 90 on their morals end up alcoholics and drug addicts. I think little of people that don't keep their word, I won't be one of them. The only way out for me is by mutual agreement or he leaves me. No worries, I won't off him. That whole mirror thing ya know.

@@LambentLark I didn't really understand much but you can do it! Best of luck to you and your partner

That’s exactly what I thought he was going to say

That’s where I thought it was going! Lol

We wish that they both were because this level of stupid shouldn't reproduce .

Congratulations random reader of this comment here's some tasty random trivia copypasta 🤌: The name of Ukraine likely comes from the old Slavic term for 'borderland',[22] as does the word krajina. In the English-speaking world during most of the 20th century, Ukraine (whether independent or not) was referred to as "the Ukraine".[23] This is because the word ukraina means 'borderland'[24] so the definite article would be natural in the English language; this is similar to Nederlanden, which means 'low lands' and is rendered in English as "the Netherlands".[25] However, since Ukraine's declaration of independence in 1991, this usage has become politicised and is now rarer, and style guides advise against its use.[26][27] US ambassador William Taylor said that using "the Ukraine" implies disregard for Ukrainian sovereignty.[28] The official Ukrainian position is that "the Ukraine" is both grammatically and politically incorrect.[29]

@@_cloudface_ That's a cute story. However, most people put the article "the" in front of its name due to the long U sound, as in The United (States or Kingdanother date when Ukraine declared independence was in January of 1918. Finally, when you copy from Wikipedia, take out the footnote marks for smoother reading.

Whaat

​@@_cloudface_Not sure if this position makes so much sense in English, but in Russian there is more of a point. Because depending on which preposition you use, you treat Ukraine as a country, by using the preposition that you use for countries. (i think its "w Ukraina") instead of the one you use for regions/areas (I think that's "za Ukraina"). But discussion this about articles, which don't even exist in slavic languages as a concept, is weird to me.

​@Chrystyna wow, who hurt you? No need to bite someone's head off when they are essentially agreeing with.

That bugged me so much i stopped listening afterwards.

There's some places where it just sounds better to put a "The" in front of it. The Ukraine, The United Kingdom, The Maldives, The Bahamas, The United States....

@@dianaking1106 depends on your speech and country being addressed. Ukraine isn't one them.

@@dianaking1106 you're on the right track, but Ukraine doesn't belong in the list above. "The" is only used for "plural" countries, when the country name consists of several words like The Republic/Kingdom of Something or when the country is made of several parts The Islands/States/Emirates of Something.

@@anhelina2726 The Netherlands, the Gambia

Same here.

That's what I thought she was going to say.

Too previsible and would me more sad than funny.

It was funny. Not everyone likes everything. It's ok that you didn't liked it, but this doesn't means it's not funny. Also, humor sketch didn't need to be real.

Why? Is great.

Definitely. She reached to hard to make this one... hopefully 😬☠️

Congratulations random reader of this comment here's some tasty random trivia copypasta 🤌: The name of Ukraine likely comes from the old Slavic term for 'borderland',[22] as does the word krajina. In the English-speaking world during most of the 20th century, Ukraine (whether independent or not) was referred to as "the Ukraine".[23] This is because the word ukraina means 'borderland'[24] so the definite article would be natural in the English language; this is similar to Nederlanden, which means 'low lands' and is rendered in English as "the Netherlands".[25] However, since Ukraine's declaration of independence in 1991, this usage has become politicised and is now rarer, and style guides advise against its use.[26][27] US ambassador William Taylor said that using "the Ukraine" implies disregard for Ukrainian sovereignty.[28] The official Ukrainian position is that "the Ukraine" is both grammatically and politically incorrect.[29]

​@@_cloudface_ as Ukrainian, I'm here to tell you: firstly, it's a wrong theory you are spreading here, please stop reading soft russian propaganda. Secondly, it doesn't matter where the name comes from, you don't use articles with the names of the country. Period.

@@dariali1768 lol that's just straight wrong. In some countries names it's considered optional, but literally nobody says Netherlands without the "the". The same is true of The Bahamas and The Maldives. There are many countries where the English name of it contains "the".

@@jeremyh9033 we should totally start calling it Netherland imo. That's what we call it in Dutch (Nederland)

@@jeremyh9033 article the is used when: - the county’s name includes a common noun. - the name contains ‘of’. - the country is an island country. Please learn your own language 🙏🏼

He has one? Like at home? Lol

same!

She mispronounced it because she was 'trying' to be funny. I think it was insulting to include war-torn and suffering Ukraine in her senseless comedy routine. This was done in poor taste, and she should apologize to all Ukrainians for this.

@@UkeOne You would be amazed how many people think it’s actually called The Ukraine.

@@hollygolightly649 As a Ukrainian, I am very well aware of the blatant stupidity that still exists among those who still use 'fictitious' references to my country. It was never "The Ukraine"; however, it was a ploy by the Soviet Union back around the 2nd World Wat to downplay the existence and importance of Ukraine (when it was a captive nation of the Soviets), and ignorant people worldwide grasped this fiction as 'fact,' without knowing what it did to Ukrainians everywhere. You don't say "The France" or "The Germany". I have no tolerance for this kind of stupidity. My country is "UKRAINE", and not anything else!

nobody cares

@@MrMills5454 And nobody ever cares whether certain 'I-don't care" idiots care about anything or not.

How bad at using contraception do you have to be to get not one, but two people pregnant at the same time??? 😂 I mean... Dude had it coming, no sympathy here.

Yeah… she should’ve made something up. That was a good set up but stopped being funny quickly

@@_cloudface_ no, it doesn't mean borderlands. It has historical meaning "Homeland" or "Motherland". Despite meaning it is now name of the state.

​@@_cloudface_ calling russians "soviets" has nothing to do with grammar, smartass

do you call all Russian bastards? Nationality is a reason for you to call someone a bastard? Sounds familiar...

I think you may need to take your own advice.

​@Roksolana Zarytska so if that's what that means then using "the" in front of it is still grammatically correct. You wouldn't say I went to homeland or went to motherland

silence and leaving immediately.

@@imgabiireyes with a long pause. 😤

@@hannahcallow6374 yup.

wait... your mother in law was pregnant with your husband???

@@huntercuyler yes? My mother-in-law is my husband's mother. This story took place at the time she realized she was pregnant with the baby that would grow up to be the man I'm now married to.

@@elizabethwoolston OOOOOOHHHH i totally misread that

@@huntercuyler 😂

it’s just proves that Americans know nothing about Eastern Europe and this war especially

@@wapnicawapnica9745it doesnt really concern us

@@_____snake it always been quite intresting for me. your goverment spends billions on killing civilians in countries you even cant show on the map, while usa citizens doesnt even have a necessities like free medical care, free universities and kindergartens

WTF

​@@_____snake it should really concern you concidering usa and russia like to do proxy wars since the cold war.

Yeah followed by, “who is the real father, hmmmmm?! We’re divorcing, get Him to pay for your kid, have a nice or not so nice life, bye!”

@michellesewell81 yeah wasnt the best but im not in the business to cut people down. Constructive feedback

@michellesewell81 right on 👏🏻

I guess the joke is the whole Ukraine and Russia thing, so him being there would be like “wtf get the hell out of there!”

It's not really a joke. She's just not funny

Nothing, nothing was happening here😩

My thoughts exactly. Just weird

Not that big of a secret now😅

Right?! The "joke" wasn't even funny and didn't really make sense. 🤷🏼‍♀️

😂

Ee yooo

Not really

@@GRAOUIA good to know 🤣

Buying a ticket to Ukraine? They both have a fantastic sense of humor apparently..

😂

LOL seriously, I have the same thought

I think it was the shock factor of the terrible husband randomly flying to Ukraine just because.

Nothing funny about it

Is this commenting? Damn the bars gotten low.

Even so