Prison Urban Legends

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AfterPrisonShow

AfterPrisonShow

6 жыл бұрын

In this video, I'm going to tell you about some very crazy prison urban legends. These are things you may have heard of before such as...
- writing your name on the walls of a jail or prison.
-taking things with you when you are released.
-seeing things that you shouldn't.
-sagging your pants.
-hotdogs in prison.
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@AfterPrisonShow
@AfterPrisonShow 6 жыл бұрын
Casey Niestat set up a Godundme for the victims and familys of lasts nights horrible tragedy and I support and respect this to the fullest. I'm going to donate 100 dollars to this right now. If I had more, I'd donate more. If you would like to donate as well, the link is: www.gofundme.com/lovearmylasvegas
@InsomniOwl_
@InsomniOwl_ 6 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow Hey Joe! Thank you for all the content lately. We (fans & friends) have been really enjoying your new editing & producing. Again thank you for your hard work and I love your show! Xoxo- 😎👍✌🍣
@mickcarey712
@mickcarey712 6 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow the first time I got arrested I seen aleast 20 names of people I knew in the cell it's a legend in Ireland aswell it go's for the free would to
@dephorix9057
@dephorix9057 6 жыл бұрын
Glad you chose to donate to this instead of cover it and give this maniac more attention than he deserves. Peace Joe.
@dreamrealm1938
@dreamrealm1938 6 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow hi
@unfairfight3625
@unfairfight3625 6 жыл бұрын
Lettuce Prey. Nice to hear of a human that thinks.. Casey is gonna brainwash and fool many people and kids worship him like hes a god.. He's not special and he ain't better than anyone else
@AfterPrisonShow
@AfterPrisonShow 6 жыл бұрын
I want to say that the bullshit going on in this world troubles me beyond words. What happened in Las Vegas had me ready to cry. No matter what this world is, spread love and positivity no matter what. Focus on you. Your life. Your family. And making a positive impact in a broken world.
@kevinstutzman3594
@kevinstutzman3594 6 жыл бұрын
what happen on vegas
@TheDany188
@TheDany188 6 жыл бұрын
Hi Joe, I really enjoy your podcasts. You are really inspiring. Greetings from Czech Republic.
@DogMeowMeow
@DogMeowMeow 6 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow I love your vids I’ve been watchin since number 1 and tell Dave I love him
@simonmaguire5250
@simonmaguire5250 6 жыл бұрын
The add today is in Arabic (I'm in England) and sends you too twitter.com/altreq2020 I don't think your going to be making a lot of money from it. I played it all the way though.
@AndrewPatrickBerf
@AndrewPatrickBerf 6 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow well put brother!
@joeleonard194
@joeleonard194 6 жыл бұрын
your impersonation of the OG Oldheads is on point my man lmfao
@eddieduran4956
@eddieduran4956 6 жыл бұрын
Joe Leonard i thought they were horrible, but its probably just me cus i dnt see anyone else complaining
@ozma7339
@ozma7339 6 жыл бұрын
Ive DEFINITELY met several ppl that sounded like that. Exactly like that
@stefanManiak262011
@stefanManiak262011 5 жыл бұрын
for me looks more like Ol' Dirty Bastard!:))) when he was on crack! R.I.P ODB!
@MrGabito88
@MrGabito88 5 жыл бұрын
Dirty bastard ale never had it is a Scottish ale
@617wax
@617wax 5 жыл бұрын
Lol wha wha wha wha wha wha whatchu talkin bout young blood?!?
@miyamotomusashi3356
@miyamotomusashi3356 6 жыл бұрын
your old con imitation made me laugh my junnies off.
@gabrielrekt905
@gabrielrekt905 3 жыл бұрын
thanks for the Junies
@dimmn82
@dimmn82 3 жыл бұрын
i'll catch them for ya
@bradstortch8166
@bradstortch8166 6 жыл бұрын
I'm a filthy junkie & need my daily fix of AfterPrisonShow.
@raejaruto5320
@raejaruto5320 6 жыл бұрын
Brad Stortch same here bro
@bradstortch8166
@bradstortch8166 6 жыл бұрын
Raejaruto We need serious help
@El-sr1id
@El-sr1id 6 жыл бұрын
Filthy junkie roll call
@carina_loves_cats
@carina_loves_cats 6 жыл бұрын
Brad Stortch Yeah.... Same. I need a pretty high dose by now...
@WhiteLiteBarbie
@WhiteLiteBarbie 6 жыл бұрын
....😑
@trustedbank9798
@trustedbank9798 6 жыл бұрын
How about "Prison Myths... That are actually TRUE?" - Would give a nice insight to prison life to common folk
@ashleystoner7475
@ashleystoner7475 5 жыл бұрын
Except for the hotdogs
@briantunzi2462
@briantunzi2462 5 жыл бұрын
Fact Way Long ago in the 70s Liver was served & I Was told 1St hand by a former warden Don't Ever Eat it & 1 can just guess why ? I Can't say it !
@jasonspence1160
@jasonspence1160 5 жыл бұрын
Idk where u did time at but he hit the nail on the head with all he said. # did over a decade behind bars and seen and been threw all of this. # FACTSJOE
@jasonspence1160
@jasonspence1160 5 жыл бұрын
Everything he said is true. I've done a decade behind bars everything he said is true and I don't even live in his state. It's a federal law.
@Pedro-rg2zr
@Pedro-rg2zr 6 жыл бұрын
Gotta say man I'm 16 and find your content so entertaining yet informational. KZfaq needs to get their shit straight and put ads on your channel
@xlnuniex
@xlnuniex 6 жыл бұрын
"Brooks was here" "So was Red"
@xivwords5448
@xivwords5448 6 жыл бұрын
Lauren Christie Shawshank
@junkiejackflash
@junkiejackflash 5 жыл бұрын
I dont need those feels rn
@bigdog7655
@bigdog7655 3 жыл бұрын
Can I be there with you . So I can say I was there to ;)
@joeyalfaro2323
@joeyalfaro2323 6 жыл бұрын
urban legend has it if you see a snickers on your pillow the chocolate fairy left it.
@jenningsleevaughn
@jenningsleevaughn 5 жыл бұрын
"chocolate fairy"
@sheam2053
@sheam2053 6 жыл бұрын
Hey Joe , I've recently completed my run in with the Canadian legal system for the last 4 years. I am currently on parole and will be completing my probation. Let me know if you'd like some info if you plan on doing a Canadian episode , I watched your show before going in and it helped but there are some major differences between the states and Canada in regards to the prison system and I am sure many of your Canadian viewers would be interested. Thank you.
@larrycrumbs9219
@larrycrumbs9219 6 жыл бұрын
Shea M what's so different?
@sheam2053
@sheam2053 6 жыл бұрын
It varies greatly between provincial and federal , province to province and even prison to prison. The prison I was in didn't even allow us to have pillows and would take away any clothing we used as a pillow. You are in a "range" with up to 31 other guys and those are the only other prisoners you interact with. Everything is done on your "range" You eat , workout , shower,socialize , everything. We have one 27 inch tv with 6 channels for 32 guys , you can forget about ordering ps2's or anything like that. Its so bare bones in Ontario, you get nothing except for what you need to survive. I can go into much more detail. Fights were mandatory , every friday night was "fight night" you had to fight someone your own age or size and you fought until someone drew blood. If you did not fight , you had to go to PC.
@Darkdaej
@Darkdaej 5 жыл бұрын
@@sheam2053 Fuck, we were pampered in Quebec provincial jails :P We had two tv's with pretty much every channel (heck, we even had The Movie Network AND its French equivalent). We didn't have pillows, but could buy one - but if you stuffed it with clothes, it would be confiscated if found. We didn't have game consoles - though there used to be some about a year before I got in. There were a bunch of board games though - I became a really good Scrabble player during my stint :P And we didn't have mandatory fights either :P But yah, everything was done in our "range" (which we called "wings") Oh, and during hockey season, one TV was dedicated to the Habs games. You did NOT want to argue about that :P
@shakeyjake603
@shakeyjake603 3 жыл бұрын
@Coon fuckin right bud
@aaronyoxall7702
@aaronyoxall7702 6 жыл бұрын
The first one actually happened to me. I was in a jail called Surrey Pre Trial wrote my name on the bottom of the bunk.Three weeks after I got out I ended up right back in Surrey Pre Trial on the same unit and the same dam cell. What luck.
@JoseGranny
@JoseGranny 6 жыл бұрын
Aaron Yoxall That had nothing to do with you writing your name somewhere. It had everything to do with you breaking the law again, though.
@samturnau2383
@samturnau2383 6 жыл бұрын
Your in my city Aaron Yoxall . Lol
@leathery420
@leathery420 6 жыл бұрын
lol Surrey the compton of Canada.
@theimmortalsleazus8057
@theimmortalsleazus8057 5 жыл бұрын
@@JoseGranny 1duhhhhhhhh
@stephanwatson7902
@stephanwatson7902 5 жыл бұрын
Sagging pants is rebelling against being able to walk or run right, rebelling against having good footwork in a fight
@alleycat2759
@alleycat2759 6 жыл бұрын
Hot dogs and such, in women's prisons are not cut or chopped up in any way. The concept of doing so is most definitely something made up in the minds of a male prison population. Biologically speaking, those over-boiled, mushy things, prisons call, "hot dogs," would not make it past the first trip inside the tunnel - much less repeated visits - if you catch my drift. Realistically, the end result of trying such a thing would end up with a visit to a medical ward; with a nurse trying to remove a piece of a hot dog, lodged inside a place a hot dog was not intended to be. Besides, there are several different options - which are MUCH more appropriate, MUCH safer to utilize and will last for many many repeated uses. As to what those options are... think about it, for a while. I'm sure you will come up with one or two things.
@amandasunshine2
@amandasunshine2 5 жыл бұрын
Or enforced by male authorities
@brianallenh24
@brianallenh24 5 жыл бұрын
Please elaborate :)
@teejaystjohn8465
@teejaystjohn8465 5 жыл бұрын
Good Ole beard trimmer.
@stoutyyyy
@stoutyyyy 5 жыл бұрын
Toothbrush?
@williammoore7861
@williammoore7861 5 жыл бұрын
They 100 percent do it in 3 of the jails i been to and 4 of the ones my ex was at
@ImVeryBrad
@ImVeryBrad 6 жыл бұрын
watched the full ad for ya buddy!
@OdgeBodge
@OdgeBodge 6 жыл бұрын
That doesn't make him any more money xD I'd tell you how to make him get more money but if loads of people do it he will get demonitised for good..
@gcf7175
@gcf7175 6 жыл бұрын
Tell me. I won't do it. Promise.
@ivansilviu7481
@ivansilviu7481 6 жыл бұрын
Pokemon PSA - Brad I quit when he went full balistic at the begining
@rodex122
@rodex122 6 жыл бұрын
what do you mean?
@BeautyMommysUnite
@BeautyMommysUnite 6 жыл бұрын
You only need to watch 30 seconds of an ad or the whole thing if it's shorter then that.
@triciaengel3654
@triciaengel3654 6 жыл бұрын
You're impression of the Old Timers is Hilarious! 😂😂
@therandomyoutuber5101
@therandomyoutuber5101 6 жыл бұрын
You don't write your name on the wall, because you're coming back, always going to be in jail. Same with NOT finishing a book while in prison. NEVER open a new book before you leave. If you don't finish the book and get released, you will be back to finish the book. Last prison legend I can remember is, you NEVER take ANYTHING home with you. LEAVE IT ALL BEHIND YOU. LEAVE PRISON BEHIND, that includes your possessions. These are jokes. I remember a bunch of these prison legends.
@Darkdaej
@Darkdaej 5 жыл бұрын
Well, I didn't finish my book when I got out (it was A Feast for Crows). I had a hundred pages left to go. But I guess I broke the curse cuz my mom bought me the whole "A Song of Ice and Fire" collection for my birthday, so I finished the book before anything bad could happen :)
@yvettelang1961
@yvettelang1961 3 жыл бұрын
@@Darkdaej The magic of books.
@XxheymoonxX
@XxheymoonxX 6 жыл бұрын
“ in your face deputy. I’m sagging my Pants, LOOK @ MY LIL JUNIES “ 😂😂😂 had me rolling
@martinkb0489
@martinkb0489 6 жыл бұрын
you deserve way more subscribers 💪
@ded5736
@ded5736 5 жыл бұрын
He has like a mil. That's a lot....
@mrsbomsta
@mrsbomsta 5 жыл бұрын
He didn't have a mil a year ago
@dreadpirateforex
@dreadpirateforex 6 жыл бұрын
stumbled across your channel a few days ago. thanks for all the great content keep up the hard work. glad to see you trying to help others, and spread positive messages.
@alrich1250
@alrich1250 3 жыл бұрын
Whenever you imitate inmates yelling/talking to one another it always cracks me up. Keep up the good work. I enjoy your channel very much!
@NGMonocrom
@NGMonocrom 6 жыл бұрын
"You advertising? Is that for sale?" LOL !
@barch118
@barch118 6 жыл бұрын
I gotta honeybun
@nickgonzalez5015
@nickgonzalez5015 6 жыл бұрын
Joe can you make a video on gambling in prison?
@SkylerKing
@SkylerKing 6 жыл бұрын
"Don't write your name anywhere" I heard that one the last time I went to jail (back in 2011). Oddly enough, it wasn't some random guy telling me. I ran into a buddy of mine, in there, and one of the first things he said after the whole "Skyler! What are you doing here!?" was "Oh, dude, don't write your name anywhere..."
@yvettelang1961
@yvettelang1961 3 жыл бұрын
I just discovered your channel a few weeks ago and you crack me up. 🤣 You're a funny guy. Nice to see how you have made a life for yourself by making fun of the lessons you learned. It's impressive. Good job.😊
@sharon6461
@sharon6461 6 жыл бұрын
As a female... and former prison inmate (and several different jails)... I am here to set the record straight regarding the hot dog (and sometimes italian sausages- and sometimes maybe even bananas as well) urban legend-- NOPE, TOTALLY ABSOLUTELY NOT TRUE! 🚫🍌🚫🍌 I REPEAT: N-O-T T-R-U-E!!! THIS IS A MYTH, A RUMOR... A STRAIGHT UP FUCKING L-I-E!!! ❎❎❎ 😂 even i have heard this ridiculous urban legend! Sooo, i can confirm for at least the MICHIGAN DEPT OF CORRECTIONS, specifically the TWO different state prisons i had the misfortune of spending time with... and approximately five different country jails- WE DID NOT HAVE OUR HOT DOGS, SAUSAGES, BANANAS, OR ANY OTHER LONG TUBULAR SHAPED FOODS CUT UP, LOL! ***FYI: Im a good girl now. Been off parole and probation for over a year now! And for good! 😇😇😇
@someoneelse293
@someoneelse293 6 жыл бұрын
Sharon i was in a prison in Australia that housed men and women and i worked in the kitchen and i promise you that we were forced to cut all the sausages bound for the girls section in half. ..
@ferret4072
@ferret4072 6 жыл бұрын
yeah, it must just depend on your location. which prison was/is that btw? i'm australian too, there's no prison like that in WA as far as i know
@eddieduran4956
@eddieduran4956 6 жыл бұрын
Congrats.
@michaelprovenzano1888
@michaelprovenzano1888 6 жыл бұрын
Sharon thank you I've been looking for this comment
@someoneelse293
@someoneelse293 6 жыл бұрын
ferret it was r and r (remand and relocation) in Brisbane...
@godofwar6376
@godofwar6376 6 жыл бұрын
"paposterous" lmao this show wouldnt be the same without old joe's bonafied pronounciations
@roberthurles5827
@roberthurles5827 3 жыл бұрын
Thankyou joe just had surgery few weeks ago and you have really come thru for me the last little while making me laugh and keep me in good spirits
@CoteMoretz
@CoteMoretz 6 жыл бұрын
Another great video Joe, Heard about the first urban legend by three days in my first time being locked up when I was tagging my bunk. Must have thought about it a little too much that night cause the next day I scratched my name back out. LOL. It's always great to see someone else trying to do right and not fall back in the old lifestyle. I'm proud to be able to say that I finally completed my probation back in April and in just a few years I went from starting at the bottom at a furniture factory and now they've got me running half the place. Feels amazing to have gone from being a criminal and an addict to being part in charge of a multi million dollar company. Watching your videos really makes me think about how much I don't want to go back to where I was. It has also inspired me to try to be a mentor to people I used to run around with that are finishing up their prison terms and trying to do right ,including my sister( she got out last week and is doing well so far). But anyway I think you're doing a good thing Joe keep it up and stay out of trouble brother.
@blaneries8925
@blaneries8925 6 жыл бұрын
15:23 the faces joe made has me actually dying😂
@valeniusthekat
@valeniusthekat 6 жыл бұрын
I've never been to prison, but I have been to County. I'm a woman and the trustees prepared all the meals served in the jail. Let's just say we knew when they were feeling lazy on hot dog day... or getting the toothbrush holder thingy on commissary. Yeah... THAT one, the ones that hold the ENTIRE toothbrush 😯😒
@amandasunshine2
@amandasunshine2 5 жыл бұрын
Wait.. so they actually did cut up the sausages??
@jenningsleevaughn
@jenningsleevaughn 5 жыл бұрын
They do cut up the wieners???
@TheUhhmaria
@TheUhhmaria 5 жыл бұрын
They didn’t in my jail lol
@TheUhhmaria
@TheUhhmaria 5 жыл бұрын
They didn’t in the jail I was at but still that’s so gross the females made dildos out by setting wet toilet paper and stuffing it in the finger of a latex glove making it rly fat it eventually would harden and yeah 😂
@anthonyjames1788
@anthonyjames1788 5 жыл бұрын
Maria Bentley lmao I remember my cellie made a dildo out of a latex glove and melting jolly ranchers from commissary in the middle finger 😂
@juliettemoss5048
@juliettemoss5048 6 жыл бұрын
These kinds of vids are always fun to watch. Info from the inside! Keep up the good work Joe!
@socialhostage8534
@socialhostage8534 6 жыл бұрын
I really liked this video! Best video in a long time! Funny acting and nice effect with the B&W. Al round great prison stories!
@matthewonaczynski-speas411
@matthewonaczynski-speas411 6 жыл бұрын
on one of my bits there was a white shirt (lieutenant ) that if he warned a guy too many times to keep his pants pulled up he would take them and make them exchange all their pants for the tightest pants he could find for them.Then you'd see see these guys walking around in pants so tight they looked like leggings. Good shit...
@ZacLowing
@ZacLowing 5 жыл бұрын
Hey tight pants, you gotta tight shirt?
@tackleberry5402
@tackleberry5402 6 жыл бұрын
Best dive ever. #freeDave Getting kinda annoyed that ol Dave is still behind bars. He’s a good dude and I think you’re a good influence on him.
@jamesherrington5606
@jamesherrington5606 5 жыл бұрын
Your content is hugely better than 99.999% of what's on regular cable. You're doing great. I hope all kinds of good things come your way.
@brettmitchell8014
@brettmitchell8014 6 жыл бұрын
Hey man I just wanted to let you know that I really enjoy your videos and always spread the word to friends about your Channel. Keep up the awesome work. Thanks for all of the times that you made me laugh like crazy. If I'm having a bad day and need a laugh I know that I can watch your Channel and it helps.
@Chalz108
@Chalz108 6 жыл бұрын
The fuckin hair grease!
@theapeapemantheapeapemansl9231
@theapeapemantheapeapemansl9231 6 жыл бұрын
um I think its hair jell lol
@theapeapemantheapeapemansl9231
@theapeapemantheapeapemansl9231 6 жыл бұрын
people don't use grease anymore really
@theapeapemantheapeapemansl9231
@theapeapemantheapeapemansl9231 6 жыл бұрын
oh wait its slang I'm dumb u were quoting him ya that's embarrassing
@Lew1s_205
@Lew1s_205 6 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see you compare other prisons from different country's (U.K., Germany,France) compared to the US
@kalebthompson6068
@kalebthompson6068 6 жыл бұрын
That'd be cool
@rickardmanhed6382
@rickardmanhed6382 6 жыл бұрын
He probably doesn't know much about those. He speaks of american prisons(and Virginia prisons in particular) because he has personal experiences from those. Storys from european prisons would just be what he found online and wouldn't be that interesting.
@stinkyfinn6977
@stinkyfinn6977 6 жыл бұрын
basically the same legends hear in the UK, no hotdogs though just square wooden blocks on broom handels and mops lol also always finish a book your reading or you will come back and finish it
@stoutyyyy
@stoutyyyy 5 жыл бұрын
US has some of the hardest prisons as far as developed countries go
@charlesseeley9747
@charlesseeley9747 6 жыл бұрын
Love the videos. Definitely getting better. Wish you all the success moving forward with the show. Very entertaining.
@charmainewatson4116
@charmainewatson4116 5 жыл бұрын
Love your videos, you mix seriously stuff with a touch of humor.
@Jean-pz1ol
@Jean-pz1ol 6 жыл бұрын
What if you write someone else's name on a prison wall...
@daniellewis4426
@daniellewis4426 6 жыл бұрын
Y wud u do that ??
@someoneelse293
@someoneelse293 6 жыл бұрын
Hey. .. I'm someone else! Don't be writing my name brah😁
@tattoofthesun
@tattoofthesun 6 жыл бұрын
That's some voodoo!
@Jean-pz1ol
@Jean-pz1ol 6 жыл бұрын
I would only do this if someone else harms me, for example by stealing my junie cakes.
@francoguerra1242
@francoguerra1242 6 жыл бұрын
It's a fucking prison note
@kevindiaz4667
@kevindiaz4667 6 жыл бұрын
This video was straight !!!FIRE!!! 😂😂😂
@soullesscook3078
@soullesscook3078 3 жыл бұрын
Yo my guy I'm a newer fan/follower and your stories and every video you upload have helpt me pass time while I'm sitting at work and I work twelve and a half hour shifts, I'll literally be sitting in my car for hours just spending the time watching APS
@pikeipa
@pikeipa 6 жыл бұрын
Omg the impressions ... amazing ‘Ey young blood!”
@elihernandez800
@elihernandez800 6 жыл бұрын
In the Marines, i had this Private whos last name was Youngblood lol. What made it more awesome, was he was black too 😂
@jonbyron38
@jonbyron38 5 жыл бұрын
We had one in the Army!
@RealJohnnyG
@RealJohnnyG 5 жыл бұрын
I know a John Youngblood. I went to school with him. Black guy as well. Very tall and lanky.
@curryinahurry5728
@curryinahurry5728 6 жыл бұрын
The biggest legend is dropping the soap
@AfterPrisonShow
@AfterPrisonShow 6 жыл бұрын
that's a big one. we discussed that in an older video Prison Myths. lol
@curryinahurry5728
@curryinahurry5728 6 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow ik ive been here for a really long time (:
@Mommaatoz
@Mommaatoz 6 жыл бұрын
Just stopped by to watch the commercial again so you get some $$$. Love your channel. Keep up the good work...
@howardvercetti8906
@howardvercetti8906 4 жыл бұрын
9:22 LOL LMAO I laugh till cry,Joe you're the best....
@Chalz108
@Chalz108 6 жыл бұрын
Look at my lil junies
@TheMattc999
@TheMattc999 6 жыл бұрын
🙄...🤨....🤔.....😲.....😱....🤢...🤮
@ejaewiggins843
@ejaewiggins843 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@eggandcress69
@eggandcress69 6 жыл бұрын
bro please make these intro skits a staple of the videos or make an entier video skit because you are fucking hilarious, what you say, your acting, your impressions, facial expressions holy fuck LMAOOOO
@hiphopforever595
@hiphopforever595 6 жыл бұрын
Just keeps getting better love the video Joe keep up the good work am crying laughing at the impressions you do aps for life
@nokstabln
@nokstabln 6 жыл бұрын
this is the only channel where adblock is disabled and it is quite a shock how much advertising youtube does...you rock Joe!
@Hello-ti6pu
@Hello-ti6pu 6 жыл бұрын
Why won't the ads play I'm trying to make you money
@KuzkayDev
@KuzkayDev 6 жыл бұрын
Kuzkay Was Here 02-10-2017 I will come back! Subbed since 90k :)
@dirtypatwalsh
@dirtypatwalsh 6 жыл бұрын
Cheers for the shout outs today Joe means a lot...aps is my favorite KZfaq show.
@hxcsoldier89
@hxcsoldier89 6 жыл бұрын
Love your work, Joe! With what happened last night, you're a welcome presence.
@kevinbonville
@kevinbonville 6 жыл бұрын
The quality is lookin amazing joe. Great job youre gunna be hudge!!!
@AfterPrisonShow
@AfterPrisonShow 6 жыл бұрын
thank you for the kind words.
@highcloud530
@highcloud530 6 жыл бұрын
They cut up all that stuff for a very real non sexual reason...they try to prevent contraband being stoped around the units on the food cart, like shanks, drugs, letters, Tabacho
@romeosgenericchannel3971
@romeosgenericchannel3971 6 жыл бұрын
great video joe, i look forward to watching what you upload everyday bro. def my fav channel, has been ever since i can remember
@SniperMod90
@SniperMod90 6 жыл бұрын
Joee my boooi, those stories are hillarious! Thx for sharing
@twistercuber
@twistercuber 6 жыл бұрын
#freedave
@MyKrypticMoon
@MyKrypticMoon 6 жыл бұрын
Joe for XXL 2018 Freshman Class
@emmanuelcastle2038
@emmanuelcastle2038 6 жыл бұрын
Worldstaaaaa wordstaaaaaaa get the camera!!! Lmao Joe's reenactment is the funniest 😂😂 -Always watch the ads so he can get the money KZfaq pays you bro #APSarmy after work I'm always excited to see your videos. 👌🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@TheStruggleNRG
@TheStruggleNRG 6 жыл бұрын
I love your vids joe. I'm glad you are off supervised probation.
@matthewmartin7639
@matthewmartin7639 6 жыл бұрын
Hey Joe, with the Vegas shootings having just happened I thought of this today. Do prisoners doing hard time in prison (and jail for that matter) have access to breaking news? Or are they kept in the dark on things like this?
@mcclurej8818
@mcclurej8818 6 жыл бұрын
Matthew Martin they have access to tv and newspaper
@jessieb9384
@jessieb9384 6 жыл бұрын
he just said he had a personal tv so I'm guessing they get the news
@jonbyron38
@jonbyron38 5 жыл бұрын
TV is a babysitter in jail just like the streets. The news reports can be a favorite
@kimcassie9748
@kimcassie9748 6 жыл бұрын
I was both a co and an inmate and our hotdogs werent cut up
@AfterPrisonShow
@AfterPrisonShow 6 жыл бұрын
+Kim Cassie thank you... I always wondered. Lol
@JesusisJesus
@JesusisJesus 6 жыл бұрын
Have you watched Orange is the new black? How close to reality is it?
@someoneelse293
@someoneelse293 6 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow i was in a prison in Australia that housed men and women .... i worked in the kitchen and I promise you that the sausages bound for the girls were 100% cut in half
@Smokeyxz
@Smokeyxz 6 жыл бұрын
Hey joe! Down here in Louisiana at least in caddo where I've been housed at, I've always heard they quit serving them hotdogs because of that reason. Love the show, keep it up -z
@jackca2518
@jackca2518 6 жыл бұрын
This man Is comical/the real by far my favorite KZfaqr, keep up the good work 💯
@davetheimpaler204
@davetheimpaler204 6 жыл бұрын
Were there any legends about ghosts in the prisons you were at?
@mattwalters6834
@mattwalters6834 4 жыл бұрын
I second this!
@mattwalters6834
@mattwalters6834 3 жыл бұрын
I know there’s a Top Ten list of it.
@Electrifynn
@Electrifynn 6 жыл бұрын
Pray for Las Vegas
@jessieb9384
@jessieb9384 6 жыл бұрын
what will that do? instead of wasting your time try to do some actual good like donate money preying has never done any thing
@welchsbeanjuice8071
@welchsbeanjuice8071 5 жыл бұрын
Jessie B I mean you can't prove that.
@75bbrown
@75bbrown 6 жыл бұрын
Hey Joe, never been locked up, but still love your channel. Keep up the great work!
@jazzeeeecrock
@jazzeeeecrock 6 жыл бұрын
Loved this video! The old head impressions killed me! 😂😂😂
@kevinstutzman3594
@kevinstutzman3594 6 жыл бұрын
early squad here and can we have an interveiw on cody some day #freedavesjunies
@AfterPrisonShow
@AfterPrisonShow 6 жыл бұрын
maybe this week.
@kevinstutzman3594
@kevinstutzman3594 6 жыл бұрын
+AfterPrisonShow thanks man
@xjArieswar
@xjArieswar 6 жыл бұрын
Hella Ads. Don't mind. I just hope you're getting the revenue!
@joey1dadsr165
@joey1dadsr165 6 жыл бұрын
That video brought back some memories. Good video Joe. APS!
@perfecttraction9882
@perfecttraction9882 6 жыл бұрын
HELL YEAH JOE! So glad to see that sub count going up. Keep it up.
@raejaruto5320
@raejaruto5320 6 жыл бұрын
I'm early, I really hope joe replies
@raejaruto5320
@raejaruto5320 6 жыл бұрын
Aps for life
@panierter_luan
@panierter_luan 6 жыл бұрын
Go fuck yourself, buddy!
@raejaruto5320
@raejaruto5320 6 жыл бұрын
Vlajic David I might just have to to be honest
@vickyaustin7548
@vickyaustin7548 6 жыл бұрын
I'm not joe but I'm here for you buddy
@raejaruto5320
@raejaruto5320 6 жыл бұрын
Vicky Austin awesome! Thanks my man !
@jayc4890
@jayc4890 6 жыл бұрын
I asked my wife she was in WI prison for a year and yes the hot dogs are cut up
@Nihilism110
@Nihilism110 6 жыл бұрын
DAMN IT LOL
@xivwords5448
@xivwords5448 6 жыл бұрын
Jay C cucumbers and pickles. I used to cook for a work release and everything had for the women had to be cut up
@amandasunshine2
@amandasunshine2 5 жыл бұрын
@@xivwords5448 That's just fucked up.....
@fergusroderickmacleod3109
@fergusroderickmacleod3109 6 жыл бұрын
man this is one of the funniest Video. I saw all of them :D Sorry when my englisch is not on Point. Greets from Germany love your Videos man Keep going.
@wyattszakacs3457
@wyattszakacs3457 6 жыл бұрын
Dayum joe almost at 500K good job man!
@carina_loves_cats
@carina_loves_cats 6 жыл бұрын
The hot dog thing isn't true. It really is just a legend...😂
@claysoggyfries
@claysoggyfries 6 жыл бұрын
Carina Teutsch how do you know
@stinkyfinn6977
@stinkyfinn6977 6 жыл бұрын
what about the wooden blocks on the mops and broom handels? the girls hear say it's not true well at least not anymore
@skrmt6041
@skrmt6041 6 жыл бұрын
coolerintext ei fuck u man
@leathery420
@leathery420 6 жыл бұрын
lol too close to home?
@skrmt6041
@skrmt6041 6 жыл бұрын
leathery420 that is kinda the whole joke...
@vickyaustin7548
@vickyaustin7548 6 жыл бұрын
Joe for president
@kennerJ2
@kennerJ2 6 жыл бұрын
uhhhh...... hes a felon........... js
@josha7034
@josha7034 6 жыл бұрын
Joe, love the channel ... please make a video on how you maintain your appearance in jail with the commissary items, please make fun of all the videos that do the "watch me get ready" skits.
@mattsupertramp6506
@mattsupertramp6506 6 жыл бұрын
I've never been to prison and don't plan on going but you're awesome Joe! Keep up the good work.
@meganedwards8401
@meganedwards8401 6 жыл бұрын
Not true about hot dog bites. They even sold summer sausage on commissary. But there were girls that turned jolly ranchers into certain shapes, with their hot pots.
@ariahann4114
@ariahann4114 6 жыл бұрын
Megan Edwards that’s not good for you 😬😬😬 yeast infecting guaranteed
@str8ang3r70
@str8ang3r70 6 жыл бұрын
Megan Edwards you weren’t in the same prison as him.
@meganedwards8401
@meganedwards8401 6 жыл бұрын
yeah, but he was talking about female prisons... did you watch the video?
@str8ang3r70
@str8ang3r70 6 жыл бұрын
Megan Edwards yea, I commented that before I watch the whole thing
@tek4
@tek4 6 жыл бұрын
Megan Edwards thank you very much, I had a burning desire to finally hear the truth
@InsomniOwl_
@InsomniOwl_ 6 жыл бұрын
💟 Sam 💟 💠 ₩as 💠 😎 HERE 😎
@SeanMichaelShack
@SeanMichaelShack 6 жыл бұрын
Funniest video yet, I was dying about the cut up hot dogs lmao
@mynameislarryman1234
@mynameislarryman1234 6 жыл бұрын
I've heard the name thing when I was in jail and I never wrote my name on anything just to be safe lol. Awesome video joe I'm having a rough day and just wanted to let you know your videos always cheer me up and get my mind off the stress. Appreciate it so much. APS FOR LIFE.
@Patriot-Of-Liberty
@Patriot-Of-Liberty 6 жыл бұрын
4 min squad, WHERE U AT
@AfterPrisonShow
@AfterPrisonShow 6 жыл бұрын
right here!
@secre9262
@secre9262 6 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow Hi dude!
@thomasrichardson2749
@thomasrichardson2749 5 жыл бұрын
*looks at bunk sees "peaches jacked my junies on this bed *signed punk tattoo guy.
@michaelherrmann8323
@michaelherrmann8323 6 жыл бұрын
"im taking it all with me... conditioner, used razor" lmao!!! I gave away all my cloths and even my tv. The Capt was PISSED!!!! Lol
@AmericanAmy
@AmericanAmy 6 жыл бұрын
I have heard the first one I actually commented it about it in one of your videos before !!! Now I will listen to the rest and see if I heard any of the other ones.😊
@therandomyoutuber5101
@therandomyoutuber5101 6 жыл бұрын
Think that ol' heads talking about them private type attacks. When you are in private (yah, mostly no private, but in some cases) i.e. when your in kitchen by the cellar, or behind some shelves where somebody can eat a knife, etc. The rule states, you don't see shit, you don't say shit. period.
@TrevorNet
@TrevorNet 6 жыл бұрын
The Random KZfaqr - Once you pull down your trousers, you might see shit.
@d-block8803
@d-block8803 6 жыл бұрын
When I got locked up I was in a holding cell for about a day when they finally shipped me to the back. I was so tired that I didn't realize that everyone had made pallets on the floor and there was one top bunk open me not thinking I threw my stuff up there and decided to settle in but this ole head that was in there nudged me and said hey if I were you I would make my bed on the floor there were using that top bunk for people who had been in the holding cell all night or for a day or so and when they came in the cell they were too tired and they would grab that top bunk and go off to sleep little did I know that once that person went off to sleep they would beat or rape you once you fell asleep I thanked that man for not letting that happen to me inmates are smarter than you think conniving also. I once was shipped to the back on D hall with all the killers and molesters soon as I got into the cell someone slid two cakes under the trap door I didn't even give them time to stop sliding before I kicked them back to them they said hey man I remember you from school was trying to help you out and I was like nah fam I'm good over here I don't trust a soul when I was locked up I know what my intentions are but aren't certain what yours are people will test and always try and size you up in jail but I'm street smart I seen people get beat up for 2 biscuits in a cell the man told this other guy anyone you don't like in here I'll beat them up if you give me 2 biscuits in the morning I'm telling you scary place that I never want to see again North Carolina has one of the scariest jails
@williamwade8187
@williamwade8187 5 жыл бұрын
Been to the Hotel Charlotte several times and Statesville Ave, H pod, Gladiator camp of local county jails. Dustin is right, no joke. Stay safe and free broseph.
@GioHoopsRidesRVLife
@GioHoopsRidesRVLife 6 жыл бұрын
Shout out Joe from California, keep up the great content as always! 👍
@ardenmaximoff4023
@ardenmaximoff4023 6 жыл бұрын
You're one of the few KZfaqrs who always post good fresh content. Keep it up
@ImVeryBrad
@ImVeryBrad 6 жыл бұрын
do a Canadian jail video
@ImVeryBrad
@ImVeryBrad 6 жыл бұрын
Lil Lu EXACTLY!
@daniellewis4426
@daniellewis4426 6 жыл бұрын
Y canada???
@feckbreadempty9226
@feckbreadempty9226 6 жыл бұрын
You forgot about the maple syrup
@notcookiemonster6436
@notcookiemonster6436 6 жыл бұрын
FudgePeanut aboot*
@greysoul8109
@greysoul8109 6 жыл бұрын
FudgePeanut And the caribou
@swagapino
@swagapino 6 жыл бұрын
hes so cringy but then you realize that he was locked up in 2009 so everything is left like a time capsule to him
@Tony-ob7lh
@Tony-ob7lh 5 жыл бұрын
Nathan / Encrypted Make some videos mate. I’m sure you are super likable and not cringy at all.
@PlaylistProleteriat
@PlaylistProleteriat 5 жыл бұрын
@JCOm91 why the fuck are you here then?
@KrystalLioness
@KrystalLioness 5 жыл бұрын
@JCOm91 Really? I guess you haven't watched half of KZfaq
@KrystalLioness
@KrystalLioness 5 жыл бұрын
@JCOm91 LOL true
@ZacLowing
@ZacLowing 5 жыл бұрын
@JCOm91 I guess in prison you pad your conversations with things like that to make them last longer. Not like there are that many hobbies n stuff in there
@dreadpiraterobert1691
@dreadpiraterobert1691 4 жыл бұрын
man joe you made melaugh so much...thank you bro
@goldwolfgamer888x8
@goldwolfgamer888x8 6 жыл бұрын
Love your vids keep up the work
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