Produce Section Poisons -- Food Friday
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8 жыл бұрынI had a lot of fun with the drawings on this one, as you can tell. First time my own doodles have made me laugh aloud after taking a step back and looking at them.
Intro and outro song:
"Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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@gittattle148 3 жыл бұрын
Instead of leaving this world with a bullet, I'm leaving with a slightly warm kidney bean
@user-uh9sf5sg3n 3 жыл бұрын
Ima try it
@rainbowplagu3 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-uh9sf5sg3n well? Did you survive??
@PotatoPrem 3 жыл бұрын
@@rainbowplagu3 apparently not
@foxgaming76yt24 2 жыл бұрын
@@PotatoPrem lmfao
@user-lolololhahahahihihi 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-uh9sf5sg3n ayoo? ??? dude???
@tinyrocketship 4 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: Heat the bean. But safely.
@depreesedboi1723 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@masonf6217 4 жыл бұрын
Dang I actually love kidney beans, gotta watch my back now haha
@felougabular2652 4 жыл бұрын
Heat the bean and bean safe
@depreesedboi1723 4 жыл бұрын
@@felougabular2652 if felling lucky slowcook a pot
@CaptainApathetic 4 жыл бұрын
@@masonf6217 canned beans are already heated so they're safe.
@kingofallbugs7 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Sam O'Nella literally told us how to commit suicide by eating food
@an1rishboy428 2 жыл бұрын
he's the best
@kingofallbugs7 2 жыл бұрын
@@an1rishboy428 He really is.
@brittneyolivarez65 2 жыл бұрын
More like how to murder some with food!
@papacarson8551 2 жыл бұрын
Or murder
@the_baguette_1019 2 жыл бұрын
👌
@NexusProductions-rz1sv 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh shit I'm blasting out of both ends! Mah hearts a seizin, lungs a wheezin, the fucking walls are melting!"
@infinitelyexpandingcringe3368 2 жыл бұрын
“I can hear satan’s voice, he’s telling me to, invest in apple? What does he mean? Why does he want me to buy apples!?”
@tamiromero6987 2 жыл бұрын
Why does he want me to buy apples anyway?
@overloadgames972 2 жыл бұрын
@@tamiromero6987 Apple Core is Cockney slang for 20 pounds? so he’s basically telling him to invest in money?
@schizopenguin Жыл бұрын
damnit i forgot which video that's from
@soufi7356 Жыл бұрын
@@schizopenguin Plant diseases
@maxgosselin62 4 жыл бұрын
The slow cooker thing seems like a frighteningly easy mistake to make...
@WouldntULikeToKnow. 4 жыл бұрын
For sure, good thing I'm lazy and only used canned beans. 😬
@benn454 4 жыл бұрын
That's why you're supposed to boil them BEFORE you put them in the slow cooker.
@_Tzer 4 жыл бұрын
never eat kidney beans
@harperthegoblin 3 жыл бұрын
Clearly the devil agrees, you have 666 likes
@simranp6138 3 жыл бұрын
Oh no i'm sorry if u got two tip tummy terrorism
@louiscostanzo5595 5 жыл бұрын
18 apple cores? I've been going about suicide all wrong.
@marshallboice6871 5 жыл бұрын
Just put a whole bottle of rat poison in a milkshake
@xenoncantread 5 жыл бұрын
My friend eats the whole apple all the time (seeds, stem, core, all of it). I didn't know it's bad I feel wrong for daring him to do it sometimes now
@timbotibbetts 5 жыл бұрын
@@xenoncantread I used to do it in middle school all the time just as a flex. Always gave me a stomach ache and now I know why
@Loli_lover206 5 жыл бұрын
@@xenoncantread I do that all the time
@xenoncantread 5 жыл бұрын
@@Loli_lover206 Rip
@damiengamez1909 3 жыл бұрын
How to get away with murder Step 1: Host an almond party and feed everyone a ton of almonds Step 2: "How was I supposed to know that they'd all die of 'almond poisonings?'"
@lordbanetheplayer8844 2 жыл бұрын
@Liam Berg (STUDENT) Is that how we'll get rid of anti-vaxxers, then?
@TheDragiix3 2 жыл бұрын
@@lordbanetheplayer8844
@frogsonalilypadreal 2 жыл бұрын
Dude, we all know the divorce changed you. Just take a nap.
@blue_froggy0968 2 жыл бұрын
Step one Kidney been soup Made in a slow cooker
@damiengamez1909 2 жыл бұрын
@@frogsonalilypadreal had a nap. Still want to murder using almonds
@ZHNMRSYD 3 жыл бұрын
"What's a piece of information that you learned that feels illegal to know?"
@UBvtuber 3 жыл бұрын
Only illegal if you use it and they find this video in your web history
@supremechaosbeing2696 2 жыл бұрын
Tnn is vidoe
@Dias_With_Sun 2 жыл бұрын
We all know its this video
@cormacmccreary9160 2 жыл бұрын
How to create a nuclear breeder reactor from a fucking facebook video
@ghazghkullthraka9714 2 жыл бұрын
@𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖋𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙☹︎ I was about to say, what the fuck was that?
@imbob99999 3 жыл бұрын
"Hey, Tarrare" *heats up kidney beans on 99°* "Eat this."
@i_teleported_bread7404 3 жыл бұрын
Probably would, and be completely fine.
@i_teleported_bread7404 3 жыл бұрын
@THRIZLE 1 Hey shitass, wanna eat these 🅱️eans?
@wingedbluj1674 3 жыл бұрын
Michael Malloy would ask for another
@loafend6106 3 жыл бұрын
Still fucken survives
@CombineWatermelon 3 жыл бұрын
that would be the strong laxatives scene. but so, so much worse
@robertstark2007 4 жыл бұрын
"Describe yourself in 8 words." Me: "This innocent-looking legume holds some sinister secrets."
@swagga7644 4 жыл бұрын
Im 14 and this is deep
@casketbutter1660 4 жыл бұрын
@@swagga7644 That's a quote from the video.
@riptidemonzarc3103 4 жыл бұрын
"Flick me"
@theyumblat5420 4 жыл бұрын
MysticalDuck no shit
@stardustlover8446 4 жыл бұрын
Balls
@iexist1300 3 жыл бұрын
0:52 I love how he just stacks up all the symptoms until it becomes a compleate mess.
@liamernst9626 2 жыл бұрын
I mean you'd be a mess too if you did that
@Cawub_ 2 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp lol
@alscaldes9200 Жыл бұрын
the more i looked at it the more i laughed lmao
@Watermelon_is_good701 Жыл бұрын
@@alscaldes9200 same
@lda444nev9 Жыл бұрын
nice pfp bro
@quote8066 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who has felt the wrath of the undercooked legume I can attest to "Two tip tummy terrorism" being accurate.
@ariannasv22 Жыл бұрын
Story?
@livekazumareaction Жыл бұрын
@@ariannasv22 he died.
@MrMoronDark Жыл бұрын
@@ariannasv22 i can tell you a story, i was 11 or 12 and was visiting my relatives at Ukraine, at the last day before flight back i ate it, during evening i wasnt feeling very good and start puking, somehow managed to fell asleep after, but asked for bucket for a night just in case. I woke up at the middle of the night with feeling "ITS COMING", hunched over bucket still on the bed, what i wasnt ready for is to blast for back side, i was puking stream of vomit and blasting brown stream from the other side for solid 5 minutes, each time i tense up to blast vomit from my mouth, the other side was shooting like a shit hydrant, whole house woke up because of my horrific belching sounds and even somehow my relatives who was sleeping in summer house This is how i spent my last night at relatives village
@keadraws Жыл бұрын
@@MrMoronDarkdear god that’s a story alright how did your relatives react to this?
@starman3533 Жыл бұрын
@@MrMoronDark lmao thanks for sharing
@Horny_Fruit_Flies 5 жыл бұрын
0:43 When you evolve all the symptoms in Plague Inc.
@czajkowski2352 5 жыл бұрын
omg, just trying to imagine all those symptoms stacked together on you at the same time!
@Gentle_Mental 4 жыл бұрын
T o t a l o r g a n f a l i u r e
@nickderi7643 4 жыл бұрын
Someone just made it a meme on Reddit
@genericgamer1271 4 жыл бұрын
0:55
@Gookinasnoop 4 жыл бұрын
said by horny fruit flys....
@Abdega 4 жыл бұрын
When your name is “Sam O’Nella” You talk about food poisoning, Yet don’t mention *SALMONELLA*
@mihailnikolovski 4 жыл бұрын
OOF
@MrSage0011 4 жыл бұрын
It goes with out saying
@hoemazing5796 4 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thinks that that is not his real name??
@saadlawl5082 4 жыл бұрын
TheKimiko 64 yuh. Thanks man
@bigstankytoes312 4 жыл бұрын
@@saadlawl5082 there we go
@megadick6000 2 жыл бұрын
Thank god you informed me of this Sam, I was about to eat 11lb of rhubarb leaves before i watched this video. You literally saved my life.
@isgodboidoge6233 Жыл бұрын
lol
@bruhzy2139 Жыл бұрын
dude, same.
@ericaguadalupe6835 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, kidney beans not properly cooked are indeed sinister. I went to a Jamaican restaurant for take out one day in college before class and I was wondering why the beans still had a bite to them. I didn’t know at that time if it was bad or not, I was just starving so I crushed the whole thing. And for two weeks straight it was the worst abdominal pain in my life that made me feel like I was experiencing uncontrollable living death. Edit: From both ends *
@RealLenny Жыл бұрын
did you sue? that doesn't sound very legal
@walkingguy6409 8 ай бұрын
@@RealLennyso american
@RealLenny 8 ай бұрын
@@walkingguy6409 it's called common sense. people shouldn't be allowed to poison you.
@lmaobox4068 5 ай бұрын
@@walkingguy6409 The American dream is the right to pursue justice for literally being served poison
@angryfyce 6 жыл бұрын
Ages ago, I bought a two pound bag of cinnamon sugar almonds, and ate them in a single day. I got pretty damn sick, and now I know why. I ate half a lethal dose of cyanide. Neat.
@user-ft4pb5vb3e 6 жыл бұрын
Well, the whole dose has to be in two hours, otherwise it won't be potent enough and your body will handle it...somehow.
@kevinkevin5973 6 жыл бұрын
two hours seems awfully long, your body takes care of cyanide very, very quickly
@user-ft4pb5vb3e 6 жыл бұрын
Kevin Kevin 1:32
@vacationhotel1 5 жыл бұрын
It could have been the sugar
@A_Strawberry 5 жыл бұрын
Very very neat
@jadeaep 6 жыл бұрын
Who would win? A vital organ humans need to digest food Or 4 bean bois
@thezipcreator 4 жыл бұрын
1 bean boi if it's hot
@CheshireTheMaid 4 жыл бұрын
@@thezipcreator be a man and go for 4 hot beans
@vixenkitty7942 4 жыл бұрын
What do you think? Obviously the 🅱️eans
@harrisonkarn2078 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve eaten a raw bean as a date before. Nothing happened. Except for my asshole exploding
@krystal-animations 4 жыл бұрын
@@CheshireTheMaid *you mad man*
@b3astlyify 2 жыл бұрын
I actually had an experience with the bean thing. I was making chili and for some reason had raw beans instead of canned beans (which are pre cooked). Ate a bowl and long story short, I missed a full 24 hours of my life violently spewing out of both ends. Shaking on the cold bathroom floor. Worst intestinal agony I've ever experienced to this day.
@pineapple5825 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: one of George Washington’s cooks tried to murder him with a tomato
@YourAverageSoftmodder 3 жыл бұрын
It was the lead plate. How do you not know that it was the plate???
@slavsquatsuperstar 3 жыл бұрын
@@YourAverageSoftmodder Although, coincidentally enough, tomatoes were believed to be poisonous until Thomas Jefferson proved otherwise by eating a basketload. :PPP
@YourAverageSoftmodder 3 жыл бұрын
@@slavsquatsuperstar I- Uh- you get the better redditor award. *claps*
@davidarruda8400 3 жыл бұрын
That was a myth
@captainahab5522 3 жыл бұрын
The stem is poisonous
@e4999 6 жыл бұрын
Tarrare could do it :-)
@whyphy1017 5 жыл бұрын
Michael malloy could do it
@jeffersontomtom4376 5 жыл бұрын
Omg yes
@blackrice69 5 жыл бұрын
Rip tarrare
@whitewolf-dm4qv 5 жыл бұрын
oh god
@akdarkmagician 5 жыл бұрын
Why do i feel like tarrare could be a saint called saint tarrare the baby killer edit : eatter
@timtsai9285 4 жыл бұрын
I think the phrase "two-end tummy terrorism" is my new favorite
@beybladeguru101 4 жыл бұрын
Two TIP
@BinLadiniTheGenie 3 жыл бұрын
TWO TIP NIGGA TWO TIP
@lavasharkandboygirl9716 3 жыл бұрын
TWO TIP BRO YOU DUMB
@Yasuuuuuuuu 3 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck cares if it’s “two-tip” stop crying about it
@tamiromero6987 3 жыл бұрын
True, i use the one where he does the two hits on the wall then hits his head on the wall except table edition
@vinnypoo5374 3 жыл бұрын
So you're telling me I can make homemade poison to kill my enemies by just griding apple seeds into powder?
@themostbritishpersonalive868 2 жыл бұрын
Or build an immunity to impress your friends
@orestisgeorgatos6725 2 жыл бұрын
With a mortar and pastel yeah, but grinding anything as hard as seeds into powder is hard, and it would take a ton of seeds
@nsahandler 2 жыл бұрын
Buying enough apple seeds to kill someone is a way to get on the FBI Watchlist (like any other lethal quantity of materials in high volume). 3.5 Oz of seeds is a loooooooot of seeds: way more than a small farmer would ever need to start a farm and way more than a small farm could produce from all it's apples in a season. Also grinding up 3.5 ounces of seeds is the best way to accidentally inhale the dust and dying.
@DieLuftwaffel 2 жыл бұрын
@@nsahandler 3.5oz isnt even a quarter of a pound. A whole commercial orchard could easily provide many times this many seeds in one season
@nsahandler 2 жыл бұрын
@@DieLuftwaffel dawg 3.5 lbs of SEEDS. Not apples. SEEDS.
@camilocuh9964 2 жыл бұрын
Option a: become a valuable member of society Option b: teach kids how to violently die with everyday foods
@user-zu9th3no1d 4 ай бұрын
he did both i believe
@redtsun67 6 жыл бұрын
mom: Why are you buying all that weird produce? Me: shut up I want this
@ryanhernandez1877 5 жыл бұрын
She'd kill you before the poison did.
@AleTitan 5 жыл бұрын
@@ryanhernandez1877 exactly
@ryanhernandez1877 5 жыл бұрын
*If I ever told my mother to shut up you'd better believe she'd be more damaging than poison.*
@pixelpudding3914 5 жыл бұрын
Mom:Why are you buying 18 apples and an apple corer? Me:No reason
@flacciddice3324 5 жыл бұрын
Noice, I got the 400th like
@ItachiAnime1 5 жыл бұрын
I got my degree from the prestigious Sam O'Nella Academy.
@justsomechupacabrawithinte2782 5 жыл бұрын
It was I...DIO!! How long did it take?
@yexas7029 5 жыл бұрын
Ronnie James Dio?
@c.v.4070 5 жыл бұрын
Hes a traw king (samonella)
@Supernoxus 5 жыл бұрын
Now you know everything about explosive shitting, congrats.
@dumbidiot3007 5 жыл бұрын
Kono Dio(genes) da!
@dabeastfromdaweast9788 3 жыл бұрын
3:05 It costs 450,000 shits to eat this bean, for *_twelve seconds_*
@T.GLongstaff 3 жыл бұрын
The innocent looking legume holds some sinister secrets. That’s some top notch word play.
@jennyIetterson 4 жыл бұрын
Anti-vax mom: My little angel is perfect, no vaccines needed! Her little angel: 0:43
@Wheresmy240 4 жыл бұрын
My ex, who I still speak to regularly, ended up having kids and turned into an anti-vaxxer. I dodged a bullet, or maybe my offspring dodged polio, I don't know.
@ackrat704 4 жыл бұрын
Prim Grim it should’ve been 0:52
@lemmygrad5425 4 жыл бұрын
Wheresmy240 I feel sorry for her kids
@jennyIetterson 4 жыл бұрын
@@ackrat704 no
@akithecockatiel6854 4 жыл бұрын
That's his name Karen's child
@ChristmasCrustacean1 7 жыл бұрын
off to the shop to buy 20 apples
@snoopypingas5426 7 жыл бұрын
+Gyro Too late to tell him now...
@snoopypingas5426 7 жыл бұрын
+Gyro Also really dependson the poison because some substances would knock you out or get you high af before the painful part of dying.
@Dover939 7 жыл бұрын
easiest and least painful way to die is suffocation via co2
@SECONDQUEST 7 жыл бұрын
Dover I thought it was to die in your sleep
@Dover939 7 жыл бұрын
+SECONDQUEST no one lives to tell the tale of the horrors of dying in your sleep
@overlord_kualsi9758 3 жыл бұрын
"the delicious red part you usually eat is virtually toxin free" Virtually?
@PeterPan-dz7mu 2 жыл бұрын
Virtually = about as much as raw spinach
@connerthearcher9653 2 жыл бұрын
Still rewatching all his videos repeatedly forever, can't get enough lol
@TheTexas1994 3 жыл бұрын
Who else is just rewatching Sam O'Nella's videos since he has disappeared?
@foxfirefive 3 жыл бұрын
Me
@spriteguy4050 3 жыл бұрын
Where’d he go man
@kairo3201 3 жыл бұрын
@Dogenerate oh no, he's slowly gaining more power!
@harrisonbennett3787 3 жыл бұрын
@Dogenerate will he come back to youtube after?
@floo1465 3 жыл бұрын
@@harrisonbennett3787 yes, he’s confirmed that he wants to come back soon
@incognitoburrito7458 4 жыл бұрын
After eating a whole apple, I would crack open the core and eat the apple seeds. Like chew them up because they tasted good. I guess I had a mild addiction for cyanide. Anyway, I guess Im going to die soon if I keep doing it, but they still taste pretty good though.
@legendarytat8278 4 жыл бұрын
That's a weird way of pronouncing suicide
@_b.4596 4 жыл бұрын
they kinda taste like the smell of cherry blossom to me. but no one i know will try eating them to see if I'm right :/
@ninjamanmrc7310 4 жыл бұрын
More like build an immunity to being poisoned
@sumeiyahsyeda9386 4 жыл бұрын
@@ninjamanmrc7310 yeah just like that guy from history
@ahumanrs 4 жыл бұрын
The cyanide is created in your stomach
@adamschultz7127 3 жыл бұрын
Everytime you say "it would probably be hard to pull off", I hear "bet you can't".
@Idonthaveaname6 2 жыл бұрын
:o
@KarmasAB123 3 жыл бұрын
Me, who cooked a pound of kidney beans: "Hope I did that right XD"
@Idonthaveaname6 2 жыл бұрын
ok
@tree161 6 жыл бұрын
When ur mom asks you why you ordered 11 pounds of rhubarb.
@mr.gentlezombie8709 5 жыл бұрын
That wouldn't be enough, given that of the 11 pounds, only a portion would be leaves. Also, there are plenty of other foods with oxalic acid: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxalic_acid#Content_in_food_items 3.4 lbs of parsley would be just as bad as 11 lbs of rhubarb leaves
@heckfrick3781 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you mr minecraft zombie man for providing me with some succulent *K N O W L E D G E*
@rosielow527 5 жыл бұрын
Mr. Gentlezombie Oh thank god now I can stop buying all that rhubarb
@jacegodfrey7074 6 жыл бұрын
People: cyanide reeks of almonds Sam: almonds reek of cyanide Me: almonds reek of almonds
@smiley-skeleton4598 6 жыл бұрын
Jace Godfrey When in doubt, just go with the third option. 😂
@heckfrick3781 5 жыл бұрын
Cyanide reeks of cyanide
@adonaiyah2196 5 жыл бұрын
Thats too much reek, just say smell
@slaterstarz 5 жыл бұрын
Reeks reek of reeks
@4n4rch1st7 5 жыл бұрын
Me, an intellectual: CYANIDE REEKS OF CYANIDE
@alternativeplane Жыл бұрын
Once brought a costco-sized bag of almonds to school for my food intake for the day. Started feeling shitty pretty quickly, thought it was hunger so I just kept eating more almonds. It took me a few hours to figure out that maybe the almonds were the problem, I felt like garbage for a week after that, and I haven't really been able to eat almonds since
@thats.spenci 3 жыл бұрын
"You'd need around 4lbs" tarrare: Oh shi-
@icantsleep519 2 жыл бұрын
The doctor's "oh I see... oh tarrare! We have a drink for you"
@tophatvideosinc.5858 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks, now when I make beans for my friends in a slow cooker I'll add a single kidney bean to the pot and wait to see which one was the unlucky one
@thisisahumanlol8255 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@s3_555 3 жыл бұрын
*B* russian roulette
@cat21860 3 жыл бұрын
Half a mustache I think they lost...
@captainahab5522 3 жыл бұрын
If you get the canned verity they come pre boiled
@daresaraj256 2 жыл бұрын
For the memes call the single kidney bean the Beanos
@tttylerpantsthesquirrel2814 4 жыл бұрын
0:43 Aren't those just the side effects of any type of medicine that has a commercial?
@ShoulderMonster 4 жыл бұрын
haHA
@presidentofallfoodnice8113 4 жыл бұрын
Tru
@f.b.iagent8921 4 жыл бұрын
@@ivanrios4110 THERE'S A HUNDRED AND FOURTY DAYS IN SUMMER-
@Deaf0 3 жыл бұрын
@@f.b.iagent8921 VACATION AND THE ANNUAL PROBLEM OF OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A WAY JUST TO SPEND IT-
@f.b.iagent8921 3 жыл бұрын
@@Deaf0 WELL MAYBE
@joshu2816 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he described every symptom in the most weirdest way
@Sara-bn2cu 3 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that the first thing I thought of when he started talking about the kidney beans is “ooo finally, a good way to skip school on purpose without lying.”
@franciscog4071 7 жыл бұрын
Instructions not clear- ingested 20 pounds of rhubarb
@brunor.1127 6 жыл бұрын
So you look like dis? (0:57) but if it stayed it vacation in Chernobyl core?
@harold_the_retail_hero3053 6 жыл бұрын
Becareful you went past the leave-ality point.
@sjcommander91 6 жыл бұрын
*groan*
@molotov3396 6 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear: ingested 20 pounds of rebar
@alexhawkins4932 6 жыл бұрын
cauze why not )hjjjjj
@antonkarlsson5572 7 жыл бұрын
When I got a slow cooker I put in, among other things, a lot of dried raw kidney beans. I managed to eat two meals of it with something like 20 beans in each before I started to feel sick. I can confirm that when it kicked in, I did want to die
@extrascript6622 6 жыл бұрын
Anton Karlsson Thank god you’re ok.
@rydemk4168 6 жыл бұрын
Why would you do that?
@normalhuman78-53 6 жыл бұрын
Anton Karlsson how are you still alive
@rock3793 6 жыл бұрын
Anton Karlsson weird i have been slowcooking them for years without sickness
@user-dw1hz9pd1s 6 жыл бұрын
You ascended from death, Jesus Christ
@firstnamelastname50 2 жыл бұрын
0:23 thats where dream got it
@mosiahlevi417 2 жыл бұрын
I once made a chilli in the slow cooker and my entire family was laughable sick, now I know what I did :’)
@distinguishedcatfish7154 4 жыл бұрын
You need a lot of leaf to get the “leafality”
@julianapier9057 3 жыл бұрын
Underated
@evie5375 3 жыл бұрын
that sounds like a new mortal kombat update to promote environmemtalism
@slavbigyoshi7677 3 жыл бұрын
mortal kombat plant mode???
@slavbigyoshi7677 3 жыл бұрын
@@evie5375 YES
@evie5375 3 жыл бұрын
@@slavbigyoshi7677 bro motal kombat plant mode exists, her name is cetrion
@Psyk0h 6 жыл бұрын
I love how he combined all the symptoms
@Cohelit 3 жыл бұрын
Listening to this man talk about produce is relaxing and soothing
@0Unknowns 2 жыл бұрын
Me: Oh, cool way to go Me after hearing the symptoms: I think I will pass
@thejabberwocky5884 4 жыл бұрын
Rhubarb poisoning just sounds like a really heavy period when you have allergies and are sneezing all the time.
@lostperson5482 4 жыл бұрын
Abdega Dying is probably the worst part of having periods
@riskitforthetriscuitt2548 4 жыл бұрын
Jim Harbor big brain facts
@Marines_Memelevolent 4 жыл бұрын
If that is how yours work, I think you should ask your doctor about that.
@jedithekitten8891 4 жыл бұрын
Dalevisor Oh shit I thought that was normal
@sunflowerrae713 4 жыл бұрын
@@jedithekitten8891 same here. Every couple of months my body just decides to summon satan with cramps so bad I legit have convulsions. My doctor said that cramps like are normal and if they causing a lot of pain to go on the pill since it help suppress heavy flow.
@sonofadeadmeme 3 жыл бұрын
0:56 hey look, it's 5 year old me trying "Sour Patch Kids" for the first time context: it gave me the shits for an entire sleepless night
@sirincompetent758 2 жыл бұрын
relatable
@Sleepyshy712 2 жыл бұрын
Trying Taco Bell for the first time
@diegoestrada56 Жыл бұрын
I can say that kidney bean poisoning has to be one of the worst experiences i have ever had in my life, i actually wanted to die. Cousin's birthday party happened, aunt made homemade baked beans (i'm a latino so eating beans in events is normal here), later on i woke up at 1 a.m with the worst stomachache ever, it felt like someone had put nails on fire in my stomach and it also felt like my stomach was full of gas which made it more painful. Spent like 3 hours just sitting in my toilet holding my guts and crying, wishing to die because the pain was just too much.
@Kristynayden 4 жыл бұрын
Why does every video I see on KZfaq of salmonella like “3 years ago”
@gethighordiefiending 4 жыл бұрын
youtube’s stupid algorithm🙄
@baconking1595 3 жыл бұрын
Because they have the most views.
@alaybey9771 3 жыл бұрын
@@baconking1595 why this channel stopped uploading New videos? The newest video is a year ago
@baconking1595 3 жыл бұрын
@@alaybey9771 He said on twitter that a new video is coming soon.
@loosinit_mc 3 жыл бұрын
@YeetKid soon™
@eisleyism 8 жыл бұрын
So when I was 7 or 8, it was an all day car ride across California during the middle of summer (hot as fuck). My dad had just gotten a shit ton of cans of fancy almonds as a gift from his work. So I was just eating them the entire car ride, anyhow I show up at my grandpas house just feeling like total shit from eating all those almonds and probably also dehydrated. After that I didn't eat almonds for years and years because of that feeling.
@saltyman7888 7 жыл бұрын
the more you know
@arrisfay 7 жыл бұрын
I once dropped some pastrami and washed it and ate and I haven't eaten pastrami since
@Starlordkimst73 7 жыл бұрын
金大恩
@stephenmiller9009 6 жыл бұрын
Tyler Si i ate one almond twice and after each time i got a migraine and hated them wont touch them, oh you bought sweets with almods, mother?? Xdd
@yourfriendlyneighborhoodbl1233 6 жыл бұрын
Tyler alrite
@DeWitherWarrior 3 жыл бұрын
"Two-tip Tummy Terrorism" has to be the best thing ive heard all year🤣🤣
@atlas2296 3 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: Enough produce can evacuate your bowls faster than even 1 week of Taco Bell
@Greg-vb4zl 3 жыл бұрын
i only now realized that certain chamicals make you crap and vomit because when your body senses them, it goes :" G E T A L L O F T H I S C R A P O U T T A H E R E!!!"
@evirareid1500 3 жыл бұрын
When I get my period, I get so sick in my stomach and my bodies chemicals go haywire. My body forces vomiting because...clearly I'm being poisoned. Nope, actually just my cycle. Every. Damn. Month.
@lordfelidae4505 2 жыл бұрын
@@evirareid1500 fuck that sounds like hell. Are you sure you’re not being punished in hell? Cause that sounds like one hellish life.
@AtomicQBomb 6 жыл бұрын
Who else would enroll in Sam-o-Nella academy?
@mckenzievoyda7705 5 жыл бұрын
I am enrolled
@adagioclayton8123 5 жыл бұрын
Atomic QBomb MEET
@neoarmstrongcyclonejetarms6680 5 жыл бұрын
I just graduated
@isitnotwrittenthat1680 5 жыл бұрын
I would
@leweewtf2 5 жыл бұрын
@Opamigaaa, Not me.
@thegalaxypenguin1635 3 жыл бұрын
The visuals of the effects now give me Vietnam flashbacks every time I look at the produce listed in the video
@defuncy91 2 жыл бұрын
1: host a rhubarb competition (requirement: you must eat ALL of it yes, including leaf) 2: results
@oofyalDAMMIT Жыл бұрын
3. *dies in the most horrendous fashion ever imaginable and ALIVE.*
@hoghuhaghu8506 Жыл бұрын
@@oofyalDAMMIT or just do the same thing with kidney beans cooked at 70 C
@hypertense 5 жыл бұрын
once in the land of surreal memes there was one meme which i didn't get at all it confused me "you may consume three beans" *image of kiney beans* "but no more" "they will know if you consume more" and now i finally get that meme thanks to this video and now i'm smarter in this meme than my friends and now i get the joke and they don't so i feel great
@piercetvenjoyer2003 4 жыл бұрын
tyler joseph hoooooo
@fishfreak145 4 жыл бұрын
apricothot nice
@ShoulderMonster 4 жыл бұрын
That was always my fav surreal meme! Along with the moth that fixes resumes, haha
@thepathogenicruler1399 4 жыл бұрын
I know that one too, this is such a weird crossover.
@drasticgray 4 жыл бұрын
perhaps this is why dunkey requests 3 beans please. because 4 is too many
@tern3970 7 жыл бұрын
Best part was when the kidney bean said "flick me"
@what7899 6 жыл бұрын
Tern I laughed
@scottcronick2712 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@valentinatupi4966 3 жыл бұрын
2:37 random smoothie challange (gone wrong!)
@matthewboire6843 11 ай бұрын
That’s definitely a video
@vomerconch9795 3 жыл бұрын
“This video was sponsored by Hello Fresh”
@linusyootasteisking 7 жыл бұрын
1:30 wow that picture is fucking amazing
@nicholaswhitcraft4152 6 жыл бұрын
my new wallpaper
@fivefoxesinatrenchcoat1744 6 жыл бұрын
The Rock I found someone who also does that: puts absurd pictures as their wallpapers.
@thevanillaaa799 6 жыл бұрын
"flick me" got me
@poogissploogis Жыл бұрын
A lesson on food poisonings from ol' Sam O'Nella himself, couldn't ask for anything better
@javierbrownems 2 жыл бұрын
"hey kids" plays in my head when ever i'm about to do something bad from now on,
@PatricHerrera 5 жыл бұрын
Sweet almonds require 1,000ish sure, but bitter almonds actually only require 20 or 30 to kill. Bitter almonds have 50x more cyanide content than sweet ones.
@fishfreak145 4 жыл бұрын
Patric Herrera that's some pretty handy information, ngl
@weakspirit_ 4 жыл бұрын
almost as useful as *_B E A N S_* .
@generalolivervonbismarck393 4 жыл бұрын
Well I have no fucking idea how I’m not dead yet because my mom used to buy 100 count packs of bitter almonds and I would often have a large handful every now and then
@netherdominater9960 4 жыл бұрын
General Oliver Von Bismarck Maybe you built up a tolerance over time
@jackmatutum7747 4 жыл бұрын
@@netherdominater9960 or maybe he has genetically higher than average tolerance to cyanide
@NocturnalDecay 5 жыл бұрын
0:52 If that isn't the perfect picture to send with absolutely zero context, nothing is
@batenthusiast7515 4 жыл бұрын
2:46
@princessironlove4508 4 жыл бұрын
I see you're a human of culture . . . One of my friends would like you very much. They too enjoy Voltron
@avosmash2121 Жыл бұрын
One thing I learned the hard way- which I dunno if it is strictly fatal but it could potentially be under the right circumstances- is combining cherries with milk. Cherries are highly acidic and causes milk to curdle and release gas. I am very mild allergic to cherries and thought having only a single one, tongue tingles be damned, following a milk shake, would not be the end of the world. .....Hours later I was not a pretty sight and lets just say I was severely dehydrated after an entire night of what came out of me.
@justsomestuf 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the first thing you see when you hover over this is a man expelling just about everything from just about every orifice
@izukusofficial7116 4 жыл бұрын
That fact that during the video, I tried to wipe the tiny black dot off my screen really bothered me
@Bacopa68 4 жыл бұрын
I was gonna wipe it, but then I scrolled to see if it moved with the video.
@anonymousviewer6244 3 жыл бұрын
I was cursed with this and it makes me annoyed
@mpmpenak 3 жыл бұрын
Viewed on a tv while trying to doze off. I get up and disturbed my sleep just trying to wipe it off. PepeHands
@marcusbrasilite 3 жыл бұрын
Was looking for that comment
@geeswithane7yrago303 4 жыл бұрын
1:51 Me who have eaten apple seeds multiple times: *intense sweating*
@iamhungey12345 4 жыл бұрын
All the more reason to eat them.
@flamingpi2245 4 жыл бұрын
iamhungey12345 Someone loves you
@ahmedreda2080 3 жыл бұрын
Smoke a cigarette you'll be fine
@SniffishBowl 3 жыл бұрын
@@ahmedreda2080 that would work and make it worst at the same time
@ahmedreda2080 3 жыл бұрын
@@SniffishBowl nah the smoke will suffocate the bacteria in the stomach
@Jaymac720 Жыл бұрын
“This innocent looking legume holds some sinister secrets” would be a great prompt for KZfaq Jeopardy
@JudePem 3 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate the thing having no ads
@hattiec. 5 жыл бұрын
when you just ate chili with more than 3 kidney beans in it, not to mention it was also cooked in a slow cooker. *welp, time to die.*
@queenofevilwhamenz8370 5 жыл бұрын
U still alive bro?
@hattiec. 5 жыл бұрын
No. I’m the ghost of cheesecake
@queenofevilwhamenz8370 5 жыл бұрын
@@hattiec. omg y'all he fuckin' *dEAD*
@dawnfirestudios2853 5 жыл бұрын
I eat kidney beans every day *WEAK*
@doodlebebjoe6447 5 жыл бұрын
Are you the ghost of ice cream cake
@darthguilder1923 6 жыл бұрын
0:55 New screensaver
@finnishwehraboo8377 5 жыл бұрын
Darth Guilder xd
@whitewolf-dm4qv 5 жыл бұрын
ikr
@furiousdemon5713 2 жыл бұрын
*Sam always says "I just decided to highlight a few" as if we don't appreciate his content enough for him to warrant more videos*
@Crystal_Remorhaz Жыл бұрын
The image of 4 kidney beans slowly approaching is absolutely terrifying. Something tells me that they want another kidney to add to bunch, one currently located in your abdomen.
@DassRoc 7 жыл бұрын
Step 1: Boil the bean and maybe now I know why I always threw up soup that had beans in it
@bloatedblitz 4 жыл бұрын
Ohhhh so THATS why everyone keeps dying when i cook kidney beans
@LazyAndFabulous 3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely made myself have food poisoning after I prepare my kidney beans supplies.
@goatqueen9642 Жыл бұрын
There is one spot on the screen the entire time.. and I thought it was something on my screen the entire time
@freeloading_toad 11 ай бұрын
No joke, my mom almost died because she undercooked kidney beans. She was too sick to go to the hospital plus it was at the peak of Covid lockdown, so she just laid in her room vomiting and sweating for around 1.5 weeks before she got better. But she recovered, and her near-death experience made my dad get off his ass and build her a chicken coop like she’d always wanted, so not a complete waste
@ThatCaretakerGuy 3 жыл бұрын
offing someone with 18 apples doesn't sound so hard to pull off you know...
@theowlasiczuk368 2 жыл бұрын
Pull the seeds out smash them and add it as “chia” in a dish
@MacoLmao 2 жыл бұрын
@@theowlasiczuk368 evil but effective!
@isavenewspapers8890 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit it’s Eateot guy
@applesaucedog2642 6 жыл бұрын
That guy at 0:54 looks like he’s having fun
@donovanf4546 5 жыл бұрын
Idk why but evertime I look at it I laugh
@crystalherman4918 5 жыл бұрын
Me too! I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard.
@sbeve7820 5 жыл бұрын
D E D
@xenoncantread 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I wasn't watching when that came on screen and I clicked on this what in the holy fuck
@vwlz8637 4 жыл бұрын
good observation, u/SCP - 106
@lemonmeringue8673 3 жыл бұрын
He’s the only guy on KZfaq who can say hey kids without it sounding creepy
@aster965 6 жыл бұрын
There was a random black dot on the left side of the video for the apple section of it, and it was bothering the shit outta me
@tatemantis9293 5 жыл бұрын
iStxr Now I can’t unseen that
@lilyforage3258 5 жыл бұрын
I was gonna mention that
@Siegmernes 5 жыл бұрын
This is bad. This is a bad post. Please have a shitty day.
@thedanklordofthesith210 5 жыл бұрын
Glad to see im not alone
@catherinethegreatsgroceryasmr 5 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@jake-ip9vg 4 жыл бұрын
im a simple man. i see sam o'nella, i fear for my life
@BasementDweller_ Жыл бұрын
A video I haven’t seen from them. A blessing for me.
@zzodysseuszz 3 жыл бұрын
1:28 I’ve actually experienced this. Took a few hours of back and fourth eating actual bowls of it and I was a kid so it was not fun. I vomited a shit ton of this red substance and couldn’t stand bc of what felt like vertigo a bad headache. Tried to sleep on the couch bc I was at a family members house but couldn’t. The vomit was probably from eating too much 10/10 would recommend
@Jo-ew7lw 5 жыл бұрын
0:58 don’t you mean the LEAF-ALITY POINT?! people don’t come over to my house anymore.
@Bob-sf9ht 5 жыл бұрын
no wonder
@kristianemilkjrgaard531 5 жыл бұрын
I’ll come over. I liked the joke
@heckfrick3781 5 жыл бұрын
*UNINSTAL U ETHERNET*
@Tekkwin 5 жыл бұрын
UNSUBSCRIBE FOR MORE GREAT CONTENT!
@metallarocomesideve9 5 жыл бұрын
Ahahahaahahhahahaahahahhaha
@vidiav4614 4 жыл бұрын
“We’re gonna be talking about poisons today, oh by the way I’m salmonella.”
@fen4613 4 жыл бұрын
Salmonella is a type of bacteria, not a poison
@zoleroid7027 3 жыл бұрын
1. Bacteria 2. Not the produce section
@vidiav4614 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry I was super young and don’t know shit about the difference between bacteria and poison I’m 13 now btw
@bowtiefrenchfry800 3 жыл бұрын
@SandwichLord93 why are you surprised? people even give 4 year olds iphones
@alecdeter1999 Жыл бұрын
I can't wait for this man's return like a prodigal son
@thejesident7138 Жыл бұрын
U didn't need to wait long
@chadthompson3003 11 ай бұрын
Why was this in a W40k TTS quotes playlist? I ain't complaining I love Sam O'Nella
@deadregret4785 4 жыл бұрын
my dad told me when i was a kid that if i ate an apple seed i'd turn into an apple tree. still haven't eaten an apple seed.
@JanKowalski-dl5uq 3 жыл бұрын
I need to formally thank you because i used this video as a inspiration for a 3 page essay about toxins in food
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