I'd like to thank the product team for helping me look like I'm involved in a conference call while I bliss out to Reggae at my desk.

My family thinks if I’m not in a call it’s cool for them to barge in or yell for me. So I just play this loudly during needed focus time. Never delete this.

Thank you for this, production team! My Mother in Law thinks I'm working as she visits.

when you get so into the meeting you start listening to it and have a great idea but you realize you cannot contribute since this is on youtube.

MAKE SURE ITS TUESDAY when you play this out loud. At the end he says, “Have a great Tuesday”. I’m lucky today was actually Tuesday 😂

I love this video. Pretending I’m in a meeting while avoiding another one! 😊

I love these call videos, my family never lets me work cause they think that if I'm not in a call I'm not working. So I just play this out loud in my laptop and I can finally work!!!!

Everytime I play this from my WFH office, my dad leaves the house!! Thank you LOL Working from home is hard work. Shoutout to all my homies ^.^ literally...

This video helps me sleep. Thank you guys. You're my white noise. ❤

I lucked out SO much cause I play these videos so my roommate leaves me alone and today just so happened to be a Tuesday so when y'all said "have a good rest of your Tuesday" at the end I was like WHEW

Having this open a few times now, to facade my productivity. I am part of this product team now, Not sure what we are producing, but let's do it!

The more I watch this video, the more I want to get involved in their project

Thank you for giving me 30 minutes of relief from my kids!

The zoom boxes from this video are ingrained on my screen, thats how much I am obsessed with this meeting. Thank you

My girl thinks I'm in a meeting with a record label. Thank you for your service.

Thank you team .... I jus lost my job but didn't tell my family . I will use it till I find new job

I am now a subscriber! Thank you to the product team!

So I am a very passive person and as a supervisor my team AND MANAGER thinks I have all the time in the world to do all the things. I love having this in the background so I can actually get work done! You guys rock and it's so realistic! LOL The best!

I am also here because of a spouse that doesn't understand home and work boundaries

20min into I freaked out for a sec thinking all this time I'm on a zoom call without my shirt on!

Thanks just had a week straight of meetings! In reality I’ve been listening to podcasts and watching Hulu. 👍🏽

I use this video everytime i do not want to be bothered at work. I act like im in a meeting.

Thank you for this!!! LOL I also just want to be left alone in my room while "working online."

Thanks guys! use this all the time 5 stars... Also... good catch kenny!

Its always dificult work at home, with this video just played and no one botherme please never deleteeed!!!

Thank you Product Team for helping me dodge a coworker that keeps asking me to Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie concerts. I'm too busy discussing Dogfooding to fight off his advances.

Guy on top ate about 500 peanuts during the whole meeting!! lol

lmbooooo this is the world we are apart of now. I use this as a bluffer too. just to give others confirmation "I'm busy, doing important things". so .....

lol my girlfriend thinks I have a job! Thanks!

Facadan gözlemci olarak katildığım icin cok mutlu olmuştum teşkur ederim burda yine bir arada olmak şahane oldu benim."

My 2 year old loves it!

Ögrencileriniz cok şanslı

someday... i dont know when or how.... but ill be working in a product team like this... amèn

We all are here for same rason . Love these comments 🤣

Thank you! This video helps everyone believe I am doing something productive which is false because why in god's name would I do that?

😂😂😂😂😂I knew YT got me coz I don't wanna talk to my bf so I told him I'm in a meeting... he bringing me snacks y'all

My Parole Officer now thinks I have a job! Thanks!

Thanks! Now my landlord leave me alone all morning and while cooking!

This was very helpful!

Just thank you, thank you, thank you!!!! Also, it sounds like 90% of the meetings that I'm actually in!!!!! lol

love this thanks!

Ahhhh I love how these people use essentially the same acronyms as my company, which is in an entirely different industry.

Had this on the background to keep fam away from my home office. At one point I almost raised my hand to ask a question during the meeting 🤭

Using this so my landlord doesn’t come in the room where I’m hiding my cat lmaooo.

I just applied to this company, I feel that my strong background working in groups could expedite some of the solutions that were needed during this meeting. JK!!! Have a good day! Cheers!

hahahahahaha!! I just randomly to type "pretend meeting audio" . And here it is LOL

Hiding in my parents' attic. It helps there's a Daniel shout-out at the start of the call

iyi yayınlar hicam iyi dersler

avoiding a door to door salesman I dont want to talk to so I'm playing this at full volume

This was really helpful thanku😊

Tum eğitimciler siz ornek alsa ne iyi olur ❤

Love the Honk at 11:30

Are they saying dog fooding??

Even though I came here for background noise, what is hilarious is that my agency hired a software company to help us build some simple software to track clients and appointments for mental health counseling. We had to sit on these teams with like 8 software techs that were talking this foreign language and saying things like "Scrum" and "dev ops" and "sprint" and none of us knew what was going on! I just realized this is not fake but this is totally 100% these peoples jobs!

I listened to this as white noise to a nap.

thhhhhnnnkkkk youu!!

I just do like a umhum each 5 min, so it seems I´m totally engaged

If they say “synchronize “ one more time… I’m going to unmute and say something! LOL

I wonder how many people in this meeting are just "ribbon cutters" lol

830 pm

Dogfooding bro!!

Thank you guys, you are the heroes of our time!!!

V y tugging is the best

This is the last generation of having an innocent parents

east.

Why

No Indians in this call. How

20 people on a call x 42 mins = totalling 14 hours for one meeting lol madnes utilisation

I dance

cute brunette w accent is basically eating lunch behind her hands

I am really drunk , this meeting is only way I can hide form my wife till I sober up,

Slm

have not

Pretty sure this company has collapsed by now. If not I’ll not shave and scratch my neck during any call. I can Manage that.

Meeting Minutes - Product Team Meeting - 2019-07-09 Attendees: Scott, Daniel, Virginia, Fabia, Jessica, Carina, Kenny, James, Christopher, Josh, Luca, Kareem (partial list) Reminders: 1. Upcoming book club on "Inspired" on August 7th. The book will be added to new hire onboarding doc. 2. Interview spreadsheet with customer contacts has been populated by Sales team. PMs to follow up promptly. 3. Engagement survey to be run monthly in Q3. Some team members did not receive the survey email - Jessica to resend. 4. Goal of at least 3 customer interviews per PM. Update the OKR issue if not done already. 3 weeks left in Q2 to hit the goal. 5. Category maturity page - review forecasts and update if needed. Charts make it easier to assess achievability. Team Updates: - Hired Gabe Weaver as 3rd Manage PM and Dov Hershkovitz for API monitoring - B2B worked with Christy and David to change language around customer results in the handbook 1-2-1-2 Kickoff Feedback: - Screenshots helped, but many issues did not have them yet as UX/frontend work is pending - Top track was more problem-focused, which is good. Some could improve further. - Ran over time due to number of speakers. Suggestions: group related items, be concise and use recorded video for technical deep dives. - Over 500k-1M views on KZfaq. Consider revamping format before next kickoff to accommodate growing team. Create issue to evaluate alternatives. Other Topics: - James shared plans for a product discovery sprint in the Source Code group to solve performance issues. Will share learnings. - Christopher highlighted recent outages impacting customers. An infrastructure development board has been set up to prioritize related issues. PM awareness needed on performance impact of new features. - Karina submitted an MR to the product handbook on dual-track agile to improve on-time delivery. An experiment is running in Release. Oversized issues need more upfront discovery. - Josh renamed "promise" label to "planning priority" to flag issues with conditional dependencies. Should only be applied by responsible PM. Action Items: - Create issue to evaluate 1-2-1-2 kickoff format alternatives (Kenny) - Share learnings from product discovery sprint (James) - Provide input on dual-track agile handbook update (all) Next meeting: Tuesday, August 6, 2019

Hocam sizin numaranızı verirseniz sizinle benim yaptığım hipnoo terapi sifa calışmam icin goruşlerinizi almak isterim mumkunmudur

Villair. Barrett 😅

I was trying to avoid talking to my landlord, so I left this playing loudly and was like, "Sorry in a meeting."