Nothing's true than this comment! Oh, yes!!!!!

I had one of those teachers at the very last year of primary school (Brit here). Looking back I wouldn't have had it any other way. She really finished up this half of our education in a strong way.

So accurate!

Had a few teachers like that, I'm very lucky on that matter :)

that is so true

Harry: I allowed Centaurs to carry Umbridge into the Forbidden Forest. McGonagall: *Have a biscuit Potter. 10 points to Gryffindor.*

@@SledRider-bf3ih Oh this would have been absolutely legendary 😂😂😂😌

@@jscreations4658 I mean you can't deny that McGonagall would've definitely done that.🤣🤣

@@SledRider-bf3ih She SHOULD HAVE done it. Umbridge deserves it 😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂

Damn I didn't know that.

So did severus snape. They both fought it

@@ThoraxetheImpaile100 I didn't know either. She should be in Badass of the week for that.

Whaaaaaat? Omg I did not know that. I love her so much

@@lolgamer8232 holy shit...

@LIM YANRUI ANNELIESE Moe ikr

She's savage 😍

Lol

Yes, and: “Potter is a boy, not a piece of meat!”

Surprised it didn't get included

She is actually trolling DUMBledore

@@Techle148 😂😂

you know now that I think about it, giving students the same amount of points as getting a question right as taking down a troll seems a bit low to me

@@solidsnaker1992 well they disobeyed the rules and went there, so they’re lucky they got any points

She's making it clear that, while it was a good thing to protect a fellow student, they were still blithering idiots who could have easily been killed.

As a threat, it's ok ;p

XD

*sorry*x4 *he deserved it*

i'm pretty sure she might've just kid with them after not knowing where their classes are.

Hogwarts never made sense, but that does not make it any less enjoyable.

Actually Snape was one of the few teachers too. Snape made it clear "Fame isn't everything." He knows Harry survived Voldemort, but he won't treat him any different than the rest.

@@SledRider-bf3ih he does treat Harry different then the rest though... he’s extra hateful to him

@@vinnyl264 True, but after understanding Snape's past he's not actually being hateful to Harry, he just can't ignore the fact he looks exactly like his father, the very person who caused him so much torment during his school years. When you weight all that Snape did to protect Harry behind his back, he isn't as bad as he seems.

@@SledRider-bf3ih he’s still being hateful…. And it’s actually even worse when you find out the reason. Snape is literally treating him badly due to his father, and nothing Harry did himself

@@vinnyl264 Fair point. But he won't treat him like he's royalty, after all everyone sees him as the chosen one which couldn't be any further from the truth, but he keeps his head knowing that he's still a regular student behind the title so he won't treat him like everyone of the other teachers. He does care enough to protect him, because he is the only living child of the woman he loved. I guess it stems from the fact that Snape spent so many years of torment at the hands of the Maurauders (mostly James) that just seeing Harry's face floods him with too many dark memories considering he does look like James after all. I would like to imagine how he would treat Harry if he were still alive after the Battle of Hogwarts. Perhaps he would've been different? But during his last moments, he does reveal he has a soft spot after all only at the time of death does a man truly reveal himself.

She was Professor for Transfiguration, Head of Gryffindor House and Deputy Headmistress - she was in control and couldn't complain about too much free time, having 3 full-time jobs.

@@winsonsim3197 Why u mad?

Dress for the job you want not the one you have lol

She dressed for the job she wanted. Not the one she had.

@@gooacnt707 Thats why you dress like a beggar

The way she ignored Umbridge in the Order of the Phoenix...I just couldn't believe that it was McGonagall who was behaving as if she didn't give a damn. I love how Umbridge manages to bully all teachers but fails to insult professor McGonagall as she always got to Umbridge first. I adored her so much in Ootp, she was the only one who was able to deal with Umbridge and always sassed her.

no she didnt

@@DoloresUmbridgeairsoft Ugh, shut up, nobody likes you, Umb!tch

@@carmen7551 hem hem stfu you bitch.

@@DoloresUmbridgeairsoft Mad?

Exactly, there is so much more in the books but sadly we can't expect them to fit everything in a movie otherwise it'll be super long.

@@brokenbauccner3945 who would mind a 12hrs movie?? it'd be perfect

@@chantal6806 yeah, ask that to the director, actors and the whole team. It takes so much time and efforts to make a two hour long movie so imagine how long would it take and how hard of a job it is to make 12hr long. It's always easier said than done dude.

@@brokenbauccner3945 Yeah, but still I’d love to watch that

Ahhhh heyyy

Me to it’s so wholesome ☺️

that was my favourite dialogue

Yeah, minerva is one of my favourite characters =D She's a total badass

@@djturbo89 same. Shes so cool.

Same

That’s an excellent assessment

Yeah thats a new view… i took at as its abt authority… first coming up to say I stand on the same ground not below, (thats just humble, coz she was way superior as a wizard), but wen Umbridge brings politics n ministry, she steps back as, No I am not a part of that pool… I am the school team…

Absolutely!! Periodt!!!! 🤌🏼💪🏼👑

"Disloyalty", scoffed mcGonagall

Actually, in the movie at least, Minerva takes a step down because she's shocked at being called "disloyal" in essence by Umbridge. Nobody would ever question McGonagall's morals, especially her loyalty to both Dumbledore and her students as well as the good of the people in general. Hence the utter shock in her tone and how she almost stumbles back.

He has achieved high marks in all Defence Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher

I will tutor you nightly if I have to. She was at her best in books 5 and 7.

A CRIME!

@@FireRaptor100 Which considering that the DADA teachers until that point included a werewolf, a fraud and two Voldy's moles, that's saying a lot.

"It unscrews the other way"

Ikr

Dum

👑

@@childofgod4895 e

Ikr!

She actually looked to her left and Draco was to her right side

@@ashmahembrom Oh I didn't know thanks for the fact.

The disgust she shows when calling out Draco Malfoy's name to get him sorted was even better.

I mean, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree does it?

My headcanon has always been that her wife was Madam Pomfrey the nurse

@@erin_the_extra2329 And mine is that she transformed to cat and had a relationship with crookshanks.

@@abcxyz- lol there was def chemistry 😆

She was married? To whom?

@@Mike71730 Elphinstone Urquart he died early because of a venomous tentacula bite so she never married again

Snape actually Carried the whole movie series. There's no harry without snape. Snape until 7th part: Fool, selfish, arrogant, boring, unmarried, ridiculous, evil, unnecessary, most hated, liar, dark, idiot. Snape after 7th part: *Most loved, *kind hearted, *The person who didn't marry 1.even after his true love married someone he hated the most 2. Even after his true love died *Cared about the son of guy who bullied him. *Protected harry since he was kid "The one who didn't seem to care at all, is the one who cared the most " - J.K Rowling.

@@naveenk2524 we are talking about Hogwarts.

@@bellatrixlestrange1602 Madam Lestrange!!

@@bellatrixlestrange1602as much as I agree with you, I still hate you for teasing Molly.

BUT SHE DID THO! LIKE SHE LITERALLY FOUGHT IN BATTLE FOR IT AS AN OLD PERSON, LIKE HOW IN THE FUCK, DO U SUMMON THE STRENGTH AT THAT AGE TO LEAD A BATTLE AGAINST THE DARK LORD, FIGHT HIM ONE ON ONE, SUMMON SOILDERS, FIGHT SNAPE WHOS THE HARRY POTTER VERSION OF A SUPER SPY, AND L I V E THROUGH IT LIKE- HOW IN THE FUCK IS SHE THAT MUCH OF A BADASS? IMAGINE HER FIGHTING SKILLS IN AN ALL OUT WARFIELD WHEN SHE WAS YOUNGER- LIKE F U C K, SHE IS NOT SOME ONE TO FUCK WITH AT ALL

Dame Maggie Smith is one of the grande dames of the British theater.

@@christinebutler7630 It's a coincidence that you comment now, since I actually just watched a Christmas movie today that she was featured in. As usual, her performance was superb.

Was that actually in the books or ad libbed?

@@jaydee1024 Wasn't in the books, but it's one of the great additions made by the film

She was also a major queen in Downton Abbey

Part of me wonders if the real Alastor Moody would've done that as well. I like to think yes, even though Barty Crouch Jr was a step above in craziness.

Best line EVER

Oh God, I laughed so hard with that line!

r/TechnicallyTheTruth

Best line ever

You do have a point tho...

😄😳

@@grandweeper9754 Excuse u I'm a she

😳😳😳

Point

That line was bloody brilliant

@@francomuscellini1744 well thank you for that assessment _Signor_ Muscellini

In the first book, Vernon notices her while she's spying on him as a cat and she gives him a "nasty look" 💀

Fck yeah, it makes my eyes all watery

Not to mention its awesome background sound too

Then again, if Voldemort had just ordered Barty Crouch Jr to bring him a vial with a bit of Harry's blood instead of going through all this tournament stuff where it wasn't even sure Harry would win, he would have been reborn 9 months earlier, and Dumbledore would have been none the wiser.

@@carmensavu5122 true but I think Voldy wanted to kill Harry he only escaped because their wand cores connected. Therefore he needed Harry to be there

Not really, he was able to be revived without Harry, but he wanted to use his blood. If he hadn't used his blood as he did Harry wouldn't have been able to survive his Avada Kedavra in the last movie, so it was for the best.

@@carmensavu5122 Didn't it have to be forcefully taken or something like that? Maybe that would've put Crouch in a bad position.

@@RnRnR Exactly, if taken as a basic blood punction, costuming as a Nurse, it would have failed.

I imagine he was like, "Oh, those kids are never gonna doubt me once I do THIS to their mortal enemy classmate! 😁🦦"

Ya I still can't believe he did that to Malfoy Malfoy barely gets punished

@@tejasl9622 Mcgonagall punished him in his first year by making him attend detention with the trio for being out at night too, so this might be his third punishment. The second one was in third year when Hermione sucker punched him in the face.

@@Karomix3 ya but still he deserves to be punished even more

The best part is, since Barty Jr. didn't make her or Dumbledore suspicious of him, the real Moody probably would have done the same thing. Barty Jr. may have been a loathsome slimeball but he played Moody pretty well.

I loved that, & Molly Weasley’s slight sideways look, as if to say “is she still with it”?

McGonagall is a sweetheart teacher that can be serious and strict, but also tenderly and heartwarming. But want an example of how BAD of an idea it is to anger her? - Snape pulls out his wand >everyone freaks out< - McGonagall pulls out her wand >everyone freaks out *even more

she carryin hogwarts on her bacc

Snape, always a team player even when no one knows it. 👍 That said, seeing him and McGonagall standing as enemies was really sad. ☹

Late, buuut The look on Snapes face when she came up was torturous. He didnt want to fight her...

Animagus thing

That was bloody brilliant

Animagus is such a cool power to have.

I keep replaying that part ! ❤😂😂

she has zero respect for Divination. but Umbridge is pure evil so McGonagall would stand for anybody against Umbridge. ok. maybe she wouldn't stand for voldemort or bellatrix but I'm sure you can see the point.

@@WilliamWizer more like, someone bullying a nice woman. She didn't care if she agreed with her class what umbridge did was terrible and if you fire a teacher it's not in front of students, so like the great woman she is she stood up for her.

@@Ilivepuppys she's more than a great woman. she carries the name of a goddess and honors that name with her actions. I agree with you. no teacher should be fired in front of the students. what you do is you fire the teacher behind the scenes and then tell the students that the teacher had to leave "for personal reasons" or some similar BS.

Maybe it's just the subject she hates, not the one teaching it

And bear in mind, she's been rubbishing Trelawney and the subject of Divination for years. You _know_ stuff's getting really serious at Hogwarts when McGonagall openly consoles and sides with Trelawney in front of the student body.

@@gengarzilla1685 McGonagall will always trash divination and Trelawney as a teacher but what Dolores was doing was inhumane. there was no way McGonagall wasn't going to act on it. McGonagall my not aprove of the profesionalism of Trelawney but she plainfully hates Dolores will all her being. going a bit crazy, you could make this comparison: McGonagall is the joker, Trelawney is batman and Dolores is any other villain. Joker wants to defeat Batman but NOBODY else has the right to do it.

@@WilliamWizer Lmao that’s the best comparison I’ve ever heard someone make 🤣🤣

@@someonerandom8552 that's because you don't know me. when I'm inspired, I can come with the craziest comparisons you can ever dream.

well you cant blame her. she is Gryffindor thru and thru and was disgusted by them

To be fair, Snape would do the same disgusted look for Gryffindor if he were Deputy Head.

Maybe cuz she’s still alive

@@Toshiboyai he named his daughter Lily Luna Potter. Luna was still alive. I don’t think you have to be dead to be named after

And Hagrid? What about Hagrid???

imo i dont consider the last part canon

But it literally is. Individual canons don't stand up against actual canon.

If I remember right, another factor is that Barty Crouch Jr also despises death eaters who didn't go looking for Voldemort after his defeat in Godric's Hollow, and tried to renounce him and go back to their lives as if they hadn't served him. He despises their weak loyalty to Voldemort. So his attack on Malfoy is genuine, and ALSO serves to conceal his identity more thoroughly

Omg this is perfect XD

Try saying that five times faster.

The way she turns her head afterwards is classic, god bless Maggie

lmao that Friends meme would be great with that

Dame Maggie Smith was a legend. She was also in a period drama alley Downton Abbey and was a queen in that too

But at the end of the day, nothing they do matters because Dumbledore will just give Gryffindor enough points to win anyway

@@hollybollybingbong_ lol

Yeah, let's just ignore the fact that he let Slytherin has seven consecutive wins before Harry arrive...

Wasn't it 5 points taken for the " serious lack of judgement " , not 50 ?

@@Faceless_time_traveler later on they went to Hagrid's (off the castle limits) and got caught by McGonagall, the three of them losing 50 each. Kinda harsh considering that they knocked out a mountain troll as first years (amazing feat) to save a classmate and got only 5

Badass Headmistress mode: ON

@@radiozoto2006 YESSIR. Didn’t she also do it in the one, when it was the enchanted chess bored?

Lmao😂😂😂😂*try saying that fives eh? *fred/george

Yes. It underlines the scene perfectly!

It was for sheer dumb luck.

@@tiffanypersaud3518 no she takes 5 points from hermione for going after a mountain troll and then awards harry and ron points for being lucky

5 points for saving a fellow student, but only 5 because it was so stupidly reckless.

I think she also realized that hermione was covering for them

I mean she was Dumbledore’s second in command for a reason

Xd

he really said 🤨

@@CrashBandicootLife true XD

I know. That part cracks me up. 🤣

Lol

That was the best one 😂😂

timestamp??

@@jovanaraichel it was in the books but not in the movies

@@LinkTotk0 can u explain what happened in the scene? i haven't read the books yet

@@aasthaanuragini644 Here’s the short thing. Harry gets sent to Mcgonagall for shouting at Umbridge she asks Did you shout at her? Did you call her a liar and then the unexpected line “Have a biscuit Potter”

I'm so gonna call groups of crazy people "babbling bumbling bands of baboons" from now on 🤣

Apparently they dropped that and the buck teeth because Emma Watson found them too cumbersome later on. Daniel Radcliffe was going to wear green eye contacts too, but it turned out he was actually allergic to them.

@@gengarzilla1685 I agree with the buck teeth being too cumbersome but, what about the bushy hair? worst possible case, wear a wig. I see it more as a way to make look the character better looking for the movies so they can show a good looking girl when a new movies was advertised.

​@@WilliamWizer i mean it's Emma Watson 😂 she's gonna look good in everything anywat

@@rovanajean9550 any actor/actress worth of that name is able to look pretty, handsome, ugly, deformed or anything else his/her role requires. make up and wigs can do miracles.

@@WilliamWizer oh plz anne Hathaway in la miserable is still looking fine. Even Bellatrix who is Helena Bonham Carter is still glimmering with her crazy hair and teeth. Unless ur saying use CGI to change their face

I thought it was✨defensive✨

Yep. ALWAYS

I believe the word is "spote"

@@nonsense618 past tense of spit? spat.

@@muninrob I was only joking ;-; My humor is broken enough that incorrectly pronouncing the past tense of a word by replacing the correct vowel with an o is funny

he would had been able to use the avada kedavra if he had tried. sometimes I wonder who was Harry's maternal figure. Molly or Minerva?

@@WilliamWizer i think both tbh

He even took their wands

Little McGonagall bich didn't knew she is attacking one of the best headmasters of hogwarts and the hero of the series. Hero without whom, harry is nothing. Snape sacrificed a lot, stayed single after her love married the guy he hated. He didn't remarry. He even took care of their kid. No character in the movie has such a flashback as snape. Even Dumbledore doesn't stand before him. The potions master who created new spells and had to kill his companion albus unwillingly to gain trust of the dark lord . He was considered boring evil character until the last part it was revealed he was the most beautiful character. "' the one who didn't seem to care at all is the one who cared the most" - jk Rowling

@@naveenk2524 can you stop? They ALL thought that snape was evil. It was supposed to be like this. DONT rant against McGonagall in a video all about her.

@@naveenk2524 also your rant holds little water. He was still horrible to all but a select few of the students in his care. All of the good things he did does not negate the fact that he was horrible. He is the most morally grey character I’ve ever found. His actions helped defeat the darkest wizard of the age. But he was also a shitty teacher to non- Slytherins. The way he bullied Neville to the point that he was the thing Neville feared the most is bordering on the insane. He made fun of Hermione in his own classroom after Malfoy shot a teeth enlarging jinx at her. He held contempt for Harry for things that were not his fault. Oh and he held onto school Bullying that should have been moved on from. Oh and also he called the woman he loved a mud blood so yea. The man helped defeat Voldemort but let’s not sit here and say he was a saint .

@@naveenk2524 : you're kind of annoying. Just stop

I believe the proper word should be Empress. McGongagall is well above a regular queen.

Yeah and I thought losing your hair and being nauseous was bad during chemotherapy.

@@stephj505 was lucky enough to not need that therapy.

Trio, but still, yea.

*trio

Are you threatening me master Jedi?

@@u.v.s.5583 the senate will decide your fate

That*

@@myrajain5445 No miss there is no grammatical error in this sentence

@@myrajain5445 if u think there is then go and ask Professor McGonagall

- I always wanted to use this spell. Crucio! Avada Kedavra!