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Proper Posterior Grooming Techniques with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast

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As you might imagine, ridding your bottom of pesky hair follicles is not just a laborious task, but can also require extensive acrobatics and a bit of body contortion. We here at Bald, LLC recommend a multi-mirror system to achieve full visibility upon spreading your cheeks. Additionally, we also advocate for the use of a teammate if possible, because as with most things, the more hands involved in this process the better. Once you have achieved excellent sight-lines, apply a moisturizing gel or foam, grab a very sharp razor, and start from the inside out. Begin on the left and right sides, followed by the front and back, and then proceed along the skin lines as you use extra caution when close to the holy of unholies. Once done, rinse your undercarriage with warm water, thoroughly apply a moisturizer to prevent razor burn, and then head out to the club with the extreme self-confidence that only a freshly-shorn bottom can bring. Godspeed, friends.
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F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, RuPaul’s Drag Race veterans Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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@Imberis Жыл бұрын

Imagine listening to the audio-only version of this podcast and Trixie yells "FRAAAANCE!" into your headphones with no warning.

@thomaskelliher Жыл бұрын

I was listening to it while driving to work ☠️

@ahoytherekaty Жыл бұрын

I was watching and it still scared a fart out of me!

@Imberis Жыл бұрын

@@ahoytherekaty 🤣

@euthymialy Жыл бұрын

Mary I’m wearing headphones please give us the time stamp before I die of cardiac arrest

@Imberis Жыл бұрын

@@euthymialy It's right around 4:35!

@eyesintheroad Жыл бұрын

I cannot believe it took them 7 years to finally tell us how to be bald and beautiful down there

@Danis46 Күн бұрын

😂

@ra3mme Жыл бұрын

Trixie’s energy level on this episode is off the walls, so much so that Katya even seems a little scared

@MM-st2ke Жыл бұрын

👀

@dependsonwhosasking Жыл бұрын

A bit?

@euthymialy Жыл бұрын

@@dependsonwhosasking a bit too much Sativa yea

@RNCHFND Жыл бұрын

@@MM-st2ke Don't judge

@juliacastro8505 8 ай бұрын

Its the 10 energetic drinks she chugged lmao

@elkenenvy Жыл бұрын

End of 1st Ad Read: 2:16 End of 2nd Ad Read: 18:26 End of 3rd Ad Read: 37:36

@leodricaprio 5 ай бұрын

bless

@psychedelicanxiety8011 Жыл бұрын

They went from a air conditioning podcast to a movie review podcast

@jemdora Жыл бұрын

Movie review? No. Doctor manhattan mention every episode lmao

@greentea0956 18 күн бұрын

Literally rewatching this and Omg how do they turn to a movie review podcast so quickly it’s amazing

@travisdavis1206 Жыл бұрын

Trixie screamed “FRANCE!!!” And I choked on my lunch in public.

@cr8593 Жыл бұрын

This show is slowly becoming a retro movie review podcast 😊

@nodatastored684 Жыл бұрын

That's why I posted about Kath and Kim.... It's for Katya to do a theatrical piece

@bringitdanielle Жыл бұрын

First it was covid, then HVAC, then moving house, now retro movies. lol

@JonMeFree Жыл бұрын

Slowly?

@baiepragt Жыл бұрын

And I hate it

@baiepragt Жыл бұрын

Stop the movie review shit. Don’t care for you name dropping between shitty ads. Too much? Sorry not sorry. Still Click immediately but am getting a bit annoyed

@dolarhydes Жыл бұрын

My grandma had a hip replacement and was walking in less than a week. The healing process is so easy. Meanwhile I’m 20 and just had knee surgery and recovery has been ROUGH. But not having to deal with the chronic pain anymore has made it all worth it. I hope you can get some relief soon Katya!

@Imberis Жыл бұрын

Yes, the hip seems like it'd be awful but apparently it's not bad! My neighbor had both of hers done and she zooms around just fine now.

@LemonSte Жыл бұрын

Something they don't really tell you is that sometimes getting surgery when you're young can be worse for recovery. I had a surgery when I was 18 and my body was NOT HAVING IT - it rejected all the dissolvable stitches instead of absorbing them, for one. My scars took like a year and a half to fully heal and settle, I was constantly battling stitch rejections and irritation. I was told afterward that it's because at that age your body is trying really hard to heal things and sometimes it goes a bit overboard. The same thing happened with all my piercings too, I've managed to get my ear piercings to settle down after 10 years but I had to let the eyebrows piercing go

@Katelyn.Eby1215 Жыл бұрын

Wishing you a speedy recovery friend!!!❤

@ayydubs987 Жыл бұрын

speedy recovery 💜💜

@dolarhydes Жыл бұрын

@@Katelyn.Eby1215 thank you so much!!!

@Saxshoe Жыл бұрын

Trixie with her legs up in the thumbnail... In front of God and Linda Evangelista

@monteverde1729 Жыл бұрын

Also in front of Beyonce and her salad.

@mallorykane2843 Жыл бұрын

i completely identify with belatedly wondering if your complement was a read, this is why i love you guys

@ToddLamming Жыл бұрын

Trixie not understanding sexuality outside of the bedroom is hilarious to me

@melellellie Жыл бұрын

One time on unhhhh Trixie said she got peed on for some White Castle and yet she still has the audacity to be surprised by everything that Katya says 😭

@cheeseball94 Жыл бұрын

@@melellellie well, to be fair, white castle is really good

@melellellie Жыл бұрын

@@cheeseball94 No judgement! It’s just funny the contrast between the two lol

@tatiannatownsend1531 Жыл бұрын

She’s slowly been revealing she’s lowkey bi but loves gay sex. Last week she said I wonder if I’m really gay

@Sonsbitchesall Жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure she just didn’t understand the craziness of the situation that was being spoken of. Think about what Katya is saying🤣

@aidmar16 Жыл бұрын

As disabled gal who’s has suffered from chronic pain most of her life, I feel for you, Katya! So sorry this it’s happening, I hope the surgery goes smoothly and you have a speedy recovery. Will be sending lots of healing vibes your way. ❤️‍🩹

@PeytonMillahhh Жыл бұрын

I'm having a terrible day, came home, and sat down crying and immediately felt better seeing this was uploaded

@katdimitriadis Жыл бұрын

Pure relatability 💯💯 I hope you're feeling OK 💓💓

@C_M_R Жыл бұрын

The Celine quote is even wackier: “To all the children and parents in the world. “ - so EVERYONE! 😂

@tomvanvuren6028 Жыл бұрын

And just like that, all the childless adults died...

@sam-sv2hl Жыл бұрын

@@tomvanvuren6028 you're still the child of someone if you're an adult

@jake.notfromstatefarm Жыл бұрын

Kathy Griffin, ladies

@turtlevlogs1062 Жыл бұрын

Sia made an ableist movie against autistic people with full knowledge of it's negative impact on the autistic community.

@werewolf1301 6 ай бұрын

I was looking for someone else to mention it! I like, recoiled when I heared her name

@szkri 20 күн бұрын

yeah, I kinda hate how Trixie keeps mentioning her like she's some god.

@hifijunkieTX Жыл бұрын

please never stop making these. i feel like im hanging out with friends when watching these and its so comforting.

@katiegregs Жыл бұрын

as a chronic pain and dysthymia subscriber I appreciate trixie bringing awareness to how they influence one another

@faealbahrani8821 Жыл бұрын

I'm so happy that these angels mentioned chronic pain and how it messes you up mentally and how healthy people take physical comfort for granted. I'm 34 and I have had chronic pain for 5 years now and nothing works, nothing helps, and the worse the pain gets the more depressed I feel. Thanks for mentioning it, where im from not even our doctors get it.

@EzraSnow Жыл бұрын

Once a week podcasts from our biological women is just what I need to get through my weekly existential crisis 😎

@trixiekatya9323 Жыл бұрын

We're back to weekly! Spread the word, fine people!

@charlottestatham8524 Жыл бұрын

THANKYOU FOR TALKING ABOUT CHRONIC PAIN! I was a dancer, training full time in ballet and contemporary styles with the intention of going professional after graduation and then... boom, chronic pain and fatigue. A fibromyalgia diagnosis and joint wear and tear damage later, I'm now part time in a wheelchair, full time not able to walk more than a few steps unaided! it can change in a second! be grateful for being able to move, because let me tell you I miss it!

@Katelyn.Eby1215 Жыл бұрын

Said it once I'll say it again, SO DAMN HAPPY TO HAVE WEEKLY PODS BACK. life is hard, the world is scary, having these 2 brings a lot of joy and odd comfort. Is it next Tuesday yet!?!?

@johnpinegar8027 Жыл бұрын

I love Trixie and Katya so much. That's all. ❤❤

@justincannon4535 Жыл бұрын

Well that's all there is ❤❤❤

@alanefideler7234 Жыл бұрын

Let’s never forget the original beau-tuber, Jenna Marbles, did an entire video giving herself acrylic toenails. Dink dink ❤

@wolfgangwolf5824 Жыл бұрын

Can she please return😭

@alanefideler7234 Жыл бұрын

@@wolfgangwolf5824 I know, but herself as a person deserves to go back and be a person again.

@doeeyes2 Жыл бұрын

She deleted all those "what a girls (nails, eyebrows etc) mean?" series. Apparently she was getting cancelled from trans people. Sometimes our community just takes it too far.

@alanefideler7234 Жыл бұрын

@@doeeyes2 That's actually not what happened at all, but its definitely what the headlines read. I'm talking specifically about her putting acrylic nails on her toes, no added messages or anything. A bit of digging into the history of what happened when she left KZfaq, it might help clarify that it was 100% her decision.

@doeeyes2 Жыл бұрын

Well im just going by what she said in her final video and the reason why she took that series down. I know that wasnt why she left, i never said that was why... i said thats why she took down the "what a girls (blank) means..." She said it was because she didnt want to stereotype gender norms or come across as non inclusive of other identiies and such. I read comments myself from trans identifying/non binary people criticizing her snd that series for that exact reason. But please whats the real tea, spill it sis

@cheyenneoakes3250 Жыл бұрын

Katya repeated what she says 2 or 3 times is my favorite character trait.

@honeybadgergrrl77 Жыл бұрын

Katya, I have had two extensive back surgeries, I know how you feel about wanting the pain out of your body! It sucks so much and I'm so sorry you are going through this. Surgery was painful and boring, but in the end so worth it. It was actually crazy because after the pain I had been living with was gone, I kind of went a little coocoo now that it wasn't there to take up 99% of the focus of my life anymore. Good luck to you! Seeing you on tour was amazing.

@supitskyle7832 Жыл бұрын

My mom had both her hips replaced in the span of two months by Dr Andrew Yun at Providence St Johns in Santa Monica. 2 days of recovery in the hospital then maybe another week or so at home and then she was mostly back to normal.

@doeeyes2 Жыл бұрын

My moms going for the same surgery in June

@deontekrauss Жыл бұрын

A world renowned artist took note of your work and felt inspired to create. 10/10 compliment

@longarmingbyjaclyn Жыл бұрын

I feel like Trixie needs a bird that lives at the old apt/tb&tb studio or at trixie cosmetics. Like the "shop dog" but the office bird! David Silver can get over that!

@doeeyes2 Жыл бұрын

Is his name really David Silver? Like 90210??

@tyler5550 Жыл бұрын

like the bird from rocky

@longarmingbyjaclyn Жыл бұрын

The internet says so...

@elvenbugs Жыл бұрын

when trixie said shes friends with sia i audibly said ‘yikes’

@fionac360 Жыл бұрын

On a serious note, for once 😝, thanks for talking about chronic pain. You mentioned endometriosis in a former podcast and it just makes me feel seen and comforted that my favourites understand what we chronic pain sufferers go through. Katya I hope you can get your hip sorted out soon. I don't have what u have but my endo has grown into my right SI joint so I get hip and back pain to the extent of having to walk with a stick, so I can empathise with u too. 💛💛💛

@user-ri2uj2ff9y Жыл бұрын

creaming over weekly pod

@masonisgrey Жыл бұрын

(s)creaming!!!

@ohlookitsgabby_ Жыл бұрын

“We have to fake your birth certificate?” Katya really is Trixie’s ride or die ❤️🥺❤️ she said “well :/ guess we gotta go forge some legal documents!”

@kevinshoop3346 Жыл бұрын

Trixie is the ultimate name-dropper

@lucylastname Жыл бұрын

as someone currently with a debilitating knee injury, thank you katya for your support

@msdanielle6000 Жыл бұрын

Oh my god… in Hairspray, Edna says “…and my DIET pill is wearing off.” Not dog pill. Lol

@timothylippman9196 Жыл бұрын

I love the way the pod just took the first break on its own due to the nature of the conversation…hahaha

@billrtomison4440 Жыл бұрын

We’re not even 13 minutes into this s#|+ and I am SCREAMING SCREAMING SCREAMING the SIDE EYE when Trixie says “Diet Coke is DIFFERENT!!” Katya: (“oh, HERE WE GO, it’s gonna be THAT KIND OF DAY ISN’T IT, bitch??”)

@hannasennott3714 Жыл бұрын

SAME omfg I cackled at the side eye

@billrtomison4440 Жыл бұрын

@@hannasennott3714 it’s like, how is this not scripted or directed or anything? It’s P E R F E C T

@shreyakanaujia2032 11 ай бұрын

That look of Katya's at 5:59 is why I LOVE VIDEO PODAST

@jastaykotuce2249 Жыл бұрын

Starts at 2:15

@joeyhernandez5321 Жыл бұрын

This is truly the only podcast I still care about 😅

@mindy561 Жыл бұрын

Katya, can you talk about how you love So I Married An Axe Murderer bc I feel like you quote from it often and it goes unnoticed

@LittleBirdASMR Жыл бұрын

I love that they discuss a lot of relevant issues that doesn’t get brought up a lot, like chronic pain! Oh my god real women discussing real issues huntyyyy. But I did seriously love that Katya says she gave her body kisses while stretching. It’s actually very good for your mental and emotional health to show your body affection!!! Your body deserves to be loved at least BY YOU since you’re with it everyday❤

@kieran163 Жыл бұрын

i feel so seen with the chronic pain talk at the end. i’m only 16 but i have intense joint pain all the time, and it’s hard to do a lot of things i love, so my mental health really suffers. on bad days, one of the only things i can do is lay in bed and watch youtube, and i turn to this show a lot of the time. i rarely comment here but i just wanted to say thanks ❤

@hellotamagochi677 Жыл бұрын

I need a Trixie and Katya Film Club!!! I’d subscribe to that real fast!

@no1pinkjellybean Жыл бұрын

I'm not a sexual person, but I absolutely love it when Katya talks about her sexuality (sliving)

@vanessagrimston2668 Жыл бұрын

I know you guys have full and varied careers that bring joy to people in so mamy ways. However, I can't be alone in feeling what we really need is for you two to just take over the Today Show. Like 5 hours of just the two of you, doing whatever the hell you want every damn day. I for one, would get so much more done if I wasn't missing you all the time.

@foxfoxfox1990 Жыл бұрын

Love them for talking at length a few episodes about the need to “wind down” for the audience and then never following through after that episode.

@kristerlou18 Жыл бұрын

i never knew where this episode was going to go at every turn. how lovely ❤️

@casshole0372 Жыл бұрын

I’m 32, with chronic pain and hip pain as well. So I am right there with Katya, get this out of me!

@roxannetinch5552 Жыл бұрын

I just sincerely love Trixie and Katya! Thank you for y'all's content. ❤❤❤

@MathiasG Жыл бұрын

hearing u say belgium i was like omg they remember us and then I screamed at FURRAAHHNCEEEEE lmao

@alenamiroff6661 Жыл бұрын

It's true, have to be overly patient with recovery and take it easy even if things feel ok. I've rushed twice with knees and had to start overt, and of course, arthritis doesn't help. Hope everything goes splendidly, and will think of you all the way - sending tons of love and warm wishes.

@doeeyes2 Жыл бұрын

I did the same thing with my boob job 😂 lifting things, not wearing the right bra etc. I really regret it.

@luginub Жыл бұрын

Trixie having a group chat with Sia and Bob Hoskins is straight out of an upcoming Nymphowars episode I'm 99% sure

@nousummertime9592 Жыл бұрын

Mmm Witches of Eastwick is a tough one to recast! The actors fit their parts like a glove!

@wilhelmpaulm Жыл бұрын

This episode feels like a fever dream

@iiireeeneee Жыл бұрын

These two are keeping me sane. I'm not joking

@Sam_virgo_96 Жыл бұрын

I need to see more films as I keep thinking Katya was making these quotes up 😂😅

@mindy561 Жыл бұрын

She quotes from the Filum- So I Married An Axe Murderer alot

@ShanePuff Жыл бұрын

I love Katya, but damn, she is BRAND new to this planet and life lol

@anonymixx8106 25 күн бұрын

Katya and I both always participate in this podcast in headphones. Trixie is seriously jump scaring us for the ENTIRE first 5 minutes of this episode 😂😂😂

@xItsbecky8x Жыл бұрын

are we ignoring that trixie's impression of john travolta as edna was spot on orrrr

@mimosameltdown3796 Жыл бұрын

"You're that rock" - Katya about In the Tall Grass lololol

@SuZ4242 Жыл бұрын

❤*Healing vibes thur the Ether*❤ Bad hip and knee fer me 🙃 and I have lived with chronic pain since my first car accident in 1987. We are wired differently. You have to be in order to cope with constant pain. Unless you experience it, you can't understand it 😉 I hope your surgery is a great success! 😊

@plasticjesus444 Жыл бұрын

hearing trixie and katya’s retro movie reviews just makes me want them as guests on the How Did This Get Made podcast even more. PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN

@cheekynandosss581 Жыл бұрын

Omg YES

@lilo1019 Жыл бұрын

As a woman with chronic pain you guys are so right!!! These weekly episodes are making me so happy! ❤❤❤❤

@tawila7 Жыл бұрын

"I had it in while I was working out" 😂🤣

@kayelanipalacios Жыл бұрын

Wow. 3 weeks in a row! Aren’t we lucky

@a_charb Жыл бұрын

Yellow redbull is the literal lifeline ✨️

@duuuumb 6 ай бұрын

start 2:11 break 1 18:26 break 2 37:35

@starrr365 Жыл бұрын

The chaotic energy in this episode is next level

@elmudd06 Жыл бұрын

TRIXIE IS RIGHT. I clean my husband's bathroom every other week and that shit is coated in a film of microscopic hairs from his shaver.

@arit8381 Жыл бұрын

I attended the Wang Theatre show and you gals were FABULOUS!

@elizabethcyr5508 Жыл бұрын

The way Trixie is levitating off the chair when the butt plug convo is happening has me dying

@bsu9715 Жыл бұрын

the way i let out the loudest OOP at the tom daley dustin lance black thing at the end

@sydneybrandes2129 Жыл бұрын

Physical therapist in Southern California here 🙋🏼‍♀️ our practice does hip replacements all the time -can confirm that hip replacements are probably the easiest joint replacement to recover from

@simplydejapi Жыл бұрын

i totally forgot about the “FRANCE” thing thank you for reminding me trixie

@gothicbubbles Жыл бұрын

Here for all of the Hairspray talk! ❤

@SultrySole Жыл бұрын

Katya has inspired me, I need to incorporate the phrase, “I sure the f$@k do” into way more conversations 😂

@Luvmyadhd881 Жыл бұрын

I just rewatched season 7 and have been lmfao at Katya crab walking into the werk room. I couldn’t stop watching 🤣🤣🤣I missed that the first time I watched.

@sarahjaded Жыл бұрын

Reporting from Australia with a bad hip. They call the pain dancers hip and it literally feels like the grind of my joints moving can bring me to tears. But I still dance 🕺 Hope Katya gets her surgery soon!!!

@Velereonics 9 ай бұрын

I love that Trixie has been very famous for quite a while and she's still just giddy that a star like Sia would be in her circle

@iAdriann Жыл бұрын

The background laughter when Katya was talking about the plug 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@TheRichaLife Жыл бұрын

“It’s not cringe to be grateful” ❤

@ColinNow Жыл бұрын

The episode where nothing gets completed. We started to recast Hairspray and we got John travolta again, then moved to Witches of Eastwick and got Voldemort but that’s where it turned to bones😂

@ChanningWearsSunscreen Жыл бұрын

Katya could be a BEAUTIFUL singer

@anonymixx8106 25 күн бұрын

11:03 i CACKLED at how genuinely traumatized that "oh my god" of Katya's sounded 😂😂😂

@aaker6501 Жыл бұрын

I need a sound bite of “it’s not cringe to be grateful. It’s not cringe to be grateful”

@maplelump Жыл бұрын

Katya, Chris Fairbanks has the same issue with his hips, and he got one of his hips replaced last year. You can find the right doctor; he's also based in LA. And yes, you're right: knee rehab sucks. I've been through FOUR knee surgeries. It sucks.

@eaAngelmusic Жыл бұрын

Not sia…. GIRL if only she knew about her

@adventureisntfar Жыл бұрын

It bothers me I had to scroll this much to see comments about her... not during autism awareness month. BRUH

@nickc3657 Жыл бұрын

Katya’s gotta get the anterior approach done with a SEASONED surgeon. The recovery timeline is weeks instead of months.

@Abby-kp7yg Жыл бұрын

Currently manifesting strength and power thru this

@duvanhaasbroek2437 Жыл бұрын

These two are in full force today. 🤣

@SleeplessEremite Жыл бұрын

how can we get kelly mantle on the pod again? pretty please? 🙏🏼

@kalladragoone5847 Жыл бұрын

I’m here for Katya exploring her body further. Get it mama

@Bigbootieseth Жыл бұрын

I came from the podcast only to see Trixie scream FRANCE!

@MajidKhan-cy4mx Жыл бұрын

I feel very attacked at the diet coke comment. So thank you Trixie for supporting the Diet Coke stans😅😅😅😅

@rwandashaw Жыл бұрын

“A German Shepherd shrink wrapped in human skin” is WILD 🤣🤣🤣

@lovejoyerniellettenorio4956 Жыл бұрын

Trixie yelling FRAAANCE jolted me back to reality Mama

@magicalunicorn6480 7 ай бұрын

I would love to hear trixie and katyas thoughts on saltburn

@erintheokay Жыл бұрын

I know someone who had femoroacetabular impingement and just underwent surgery at 30. They basically reshape the joint - it's not a full replacement (at least she didn't need one) and the recovery has been pretty good. Hoping the same is true for Katya.