Prose & Consequences | Episode 251

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Prose & Consequences | Episode 251 | NEW RORY & MAL

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@DannyFrio 4 ай бұрын

I CAME IN THIS GAME AS A WRITER 🗣️🗣️🗣️ nah fam Julian is hilarious

@MVPBRE 4 ай бұрын

Lmaoooooo Demaris “ I can’t stand up fa you”

@user-bf6fh7ew6e 4 ай бұрын

Mal was rolling 😂😂

@ShonGoner 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@anythingforclicks 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@xMXWLx 4 ай бұрын

he so goofy you cant help but laugh

@VonPea 4 ай бұрын

Hearing Mal have a laugh attack and then watching it is like reading the book after a good movie 😂😂

@KDot-un8gd 4 ай бұрын

Fam I ran hear just to watch it 😂💯

@Slipcubusknight 4 ай бұрын

I came here just to watch the poetry segment 🤣🤣🤣

@peaceiladel83 4 ай бұрын

@18:30 The dexterity and quickness of an elite tetrix player is crazy!! 😂😂😂

@ELGUAPOIV 4 ай бұрын

He said Rory was standing over him like an overlord lmao

@truthandreconciliation73 4 ай бұрын

He thought he was going to Harvard Law with this shit 😂😂😂

@izzymizzle 4 ай бұрын

Like equal parts poetic & the nasiest of work

@ThisIsGers 4 ай бұрын

@@ELGUAPOIV🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ThisNiggaFelixBuggin 4 ай бұрын

When someone wants to be smarter than what they are lol

@BBW590 4 ай бұрын

Rory is clearly dyslexic and we just been laughing at it for the past 7 years

@Xornicus 4 ай бұрын

And we gonna keep going too 😂

@nastusalmander 4 ай бұрын

He like me fr

@terrancehector8161 4 ай бұрын

🤣

@bobdole656ify 4 ай бұрын

@@Xornicusfacts lmao

@FreeBandz658 4 ай бұрын

When he pronounced cosmopolitan as cosmitology on joes pod i knew this guys special ed

@isaiah1504 4 ай бұрын

Mal doing the Def Comedy Jam running and laughing is crazy 😂 😂 😂

@hashtagfilthy 4 ай бұрын

He really been showing his personality more for the good or bad of the pod. 👏

@kreems7018 4 ай бұрын

It’s definitely for the good

@LutherVandals 4 ай бұрын

Def comedy jam is accurate af

@thechillinwithchillestpodcast 4 ай бұрын

This episode had me crying 😭🤣🤣🤣 “He CAME IN THIS GAME!”

@xMXWLx 4 ай бұрын

mal running and laugh is a rare moment lol that was hilarious

@ThisIsGers 4 ай бұрын

Tbis pod was hilarious 😂 Mal damn near throwing up from laughing to the poem had me dead asf

@jalenwilliams8622 4 ай бұрын

I was smoking my first joint of the day during that part and I had the same reaction I was wheezing at “I came in this game”

@blessinginyang4774 4 ай бұрын

I love seeing Mal laugh hysterically! And then the run away made it even better 😂 lmfao.

@marzuwqbholai178 4 ай бұрын

Mal immediately laughing when Rory said they did a poetry slam in the discord 😂😂😂

@Vinnybee2x 4 ай бұрын

It took me 251 episodes to realize Julian cross eyed bro😂😂😂😂

@jasheelbrown1961 4 ай бұрын

yooo last 3 episodes this been kickin my ass trying to figure out lmao

@ThisNiggaFelixBuggin 4 ай бұрын

I didn’t realize until this comment lol

@lab981 4 ай бұрын

In fairness to you, he hasn't been on board for all 250

@bjones27 4 ай бұрын

Lmfaooo😭😭😭😭

@teemoneysig 4 ай бұрын

He has a glass eye

@xandermartin2118 4 ай бұрын

This might be y’all best episode yet 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

@NiciMartin2024 4 ай бұрын

Mal to Julian : Well, you gotta start with a fight first 😂😅😂

@SergMilli 4 ай бұрын

Yo Mal is an absolute bully. lol! The worst kind too cause when he gets to laughing at you he makes other people wanna join in. I was dying. I rewound that "I came in this game..." part at least ten times.

@MarnellStrickland 4 ай бұрын

4 minutes in and Julian shooting corner 3’s 😂 😂

@kevthepoet 4 ай бұрын

all air

@Tanatanamontana 4 ай бұрын

“An elite Tetris player” took Mal out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@msdaniellemcdonald 4 ай бұрын

Never seen him laugh like that before!🤣🤣🤣

@Tanatanamontana 4 ай бұрын

@@msdaniellemcdonald the only time I seen him like this was when Joe said he sold Boy Scout Cookies. 🤣🤣🤣

@msdaniellemcdonald 4 ай бұрын

@@Tanatanamontana oh my… didn’t see that one!👀😂🤣

@Tanatanamontana 4 ай бұрын

@@msdaniellemcdonald type in Joe Budden Boy Scout Cookies it’s that episode.

@Tanatanamontana 4 ай бұрын

@@msdaniellemcdonald it’s between that & when Joe told Mal he was this girls mother now regarding being toxic in relationships.

@averyaraya7657 4 ай бұрын

got 10 minutes into the audio yesterday and cut it off, knew the visual was gonna have me in stitches

@MVPBRE 4 ай бұрын

Dats a fact lmaooo

@BrandonCorreiaNetwork 4 ай бұрын

Yep LOL

@mattbeatty8398 4 ай бұрын

Same lol

@SoulMusic24 4 ай бұрын

Bro same lmfaooo

@enricks48 4 ай бұрын

same 😆😭

@GustavoLopez-05-24 4 ай бұрын

Not gonna lie, since Eddin left, I haven’t missed an episode and it’s been great 😂

@TheJayhoe187 2 ай бұрын

Why he left

@365daze5 4 ай бұрын

Me coming to watch this pod BEFORE listening to the Saturday episode of the JBP is telling. Y’all been podding lately!!

@Slipcubusknight 4 ай бұрын

If I have both stacked up I always go NRM first. Quicker listen and 1000% funnier.

@Kidclip2k 4 ай бұрын

When Mal said, “He’s picking the wrong women.” As a response to that wild voicemail I instantly thought, “This is going to be good. Lol”

@XP9724 4 ай бұрын

Listened to the audio, had to come see the visuals of Mal clowning Julians Instagram 😂😂😂😂. The first 20 minutes of this episode was gold

@Alr1ghtyThen 4 ай бұрын

I'm equally mad I'm not in there and thankful that I'm not 😂

@racheller8753 4 ай бұрын

15:55 Mal laughing so hard was amazing!! ❤️❤️❤️

@KDot-un8gd 4 ай бұрын

Hearing Mal hit that real deep laugh like he used to on the old pod 😂👌🏾 miss them vibes

@hunnitgz.444 4 ай бұрын

never seen mal laugh that hard LMFAO

@Rellbuckz25 4 ай бұрын

😭Julian writing trash poetry is so funny 😂😂

@jalenwilliams8622 4 ай бұрын

“I came in this game as a writer”

@hashtagfilthy 4 ай бұрын

48:14 "He may have a black belt for all I know." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@georgethompsonjr6082 4 ай бұрын

I was wrong you guys know EXACTLY what you’re doing. Keep it up!

@BLVKKROSE 4 ай бұрын

Mal was having a blast this episode dawg lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@KingMarlon 4 ай бұрын

Mal has the most contagious laugh of all time 😂😂

@djfemmyrekson 4 ай бұрын

“I came in this game as a writer” 💯 Talk your ish Julian🤝🏾

@infinit0137 4 ай бұрын

This is the first time I’ve seen Mal laugh to the point where he throw up

@jalilgordon2102 4 ай бұрын

Yall was cookin with grease this episode, especially Mal during the Swaggy/Gil/Draya segment 😂😂😂

@thankyou6610 4 ай бұрын

Keeps getting better!!! I love Mal’a laugh so much , great episode 10/10

@paposxxx 4 ай бұрын

Rory and mal has became better than the JBP 🎉

@kingghx5t74 4 ай бұрын

Pod been hittin lately

@sba4life 4 ай бұрын

Mal definitely made people cry before, just by the way he laughs at them 😂😂😂

@Peezytrey5 4 ай бұрын

13:27 Julian gettin roasted into oblivion. Best moment on the pod

@nicblaze1696 4 ай бұрын

Julian said “Been in the game for years” on some Biggie shit 😂😂😂

@dashinthrulife 4 ай бұрын

this might've been the funniest opening for the pod yet

@arshambirgani5715 4 ай бұрын

This episode is hilarious

@tuafraid 4 ай бұрын

Lmao every pod Julian gets a bigger ego and more pretentious 💀💀

@FantasyRPGSimp 4 ай бұрын

Buggin

@ThisIsGers 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@tuafraid 4 ай бұрын

@@FantasyRPGSimp meat rider lol

@Villgaxx07 4 ай бұрын

Keep it up!!! Y'all are on a roll 🔥

@EdKiD167 4 ай бұрын

Ya conversations on the last 5-10 minutes forever hilarious bro everytime lol

@the5thelementhiphop497 4 ай бұрын

MAL RUNNING OFF SCREEN ! Julian BEING SERIOUS! BABY D GAVE HIM A CHANCE. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. THEN JUILIAN SAYS,,,,, “This is one take”😤😤😤🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@martinocochran843 4 ай бұрын

When Damaris said “overlord” I dropped my dumbbell! They podding today!

@Maz_Mitch 4 ай бұрын

Julian definitely wrote that caption while delicately drinking artisanal tea in a fancy tea cup with his pinky flared out and nose up thinking “this isn’t poetry, it’s prose”

@djmensa 4 ай бұрын

4:07 that look from Demaris was LOADED lololol

@quanboiii 4 ай бұрын

Baby D was tripping at the end😂😂

@estherdiomi5552 4 ай бұрын

Mal laughing his ass off brought me joy. We all know he doesn’t laugh fr 😂

@thomasmcmaster3016 4 ай бұрын

I honestly didn’t realize just how much behind the scene these dude know people. Rory just chillin with Dave Chappelle & Jay elect. When did he get in with these people. 5 years ago wasn’t he an intern at complex. Now he’s chillin in suites with chappelle. Da fuck

@agaleas76 4 ай бұрын

I was at the gym mid set listening to it on Spotify I couldn’t do my workout I was laughing so hard 😭

@Tanatanamontana 4 ай бұрын

This was a great one. Loved this pod.

@AngeloVanTerra 3 ай бұрын

Mal's laughing made Julian's caption way funnier than it probably was 😂

@xMXWLx 4 ай бұрын

30:13 😂😂😂 cons crashing out on rory

@goldiesworld2095 4 ай бұрын

35:08 “You finished” i just love mal 😂😂😂

@TalkingThrones 4 ай бұрын

Mal had to clear his throat 6 times while talking about consequence lol

@ThePrentisturks 4 ай бұрын

Mal completely changed sides on the " taking a job that's against your morals" topic .... When that lizzo situation was the topic his ideas were different

@thestorm6127 4 ай бұрын

Omg the poetry topic had me cryin yo

@richardfinney2548 4 ай бұрын

1000% the best episode so far

@waun88 4 ай бұрын

They had mal sweating he was laughing so hard 😂😂😂

@kevthepoet 4 ай бұрын

Nah, Damaris throwing her damn cap screaming CAP was fkn HILARIOUS!

@JGA11706 3 ай бұрын

15:25 for a second, i though that was Demaris building up to her usual laugh, but is that Yomi in the background laughing like that, because if so, I'm crying 😂😂😂😂 thats how i laughed at work, had to step out of the office to laugh

@officialjamarmusic5020 4 ай бұрын

Julian back on that stuff 😂

@twizrock7081 4 ай бұрын

An elite Tetris player . Is fucking hilarious 🤣

@Donya195 4 ай бұрын

I wonder how many times the word corny has been said on this show lol

@xchxmpagnepxpix 4 ай бұрын

“Im gonna say ovarian” was fuckin nuts 😂😂😂💀💀

@Slipcubusknight 4 ай бұрын

Demaris saying Rory reading the poem like that martell ad was went under the radar 🤣🤣🤣

@himalilycp 4 ай бұрын

Usually I just listen, but I had to watch this one for the poems😂

@ifrr8337 4 ай бұрын

Good episode guys! 👏👏

@King-li9ko 3 ай бұрын

Julian is insane bro 😂😂😂.

@bjohn7138 4 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 Rory’s Pac impression “looong live”

@sagevoid 4 ай бұрын

Last time I remember Mal laughing this hard was regarding “escape route room” on the old pod 😂

@noxologcayiya1378 4 ай бұрын

Hearing Mal, the integrity guy, try to justify Julz for taking the job with Milo is wild.

@Demisha88 4 ай бұрын

THAT PART. Mr “I stand on business always.” He’s said before his zero tolerance about pedophiles but now you’re reasoning working for one because rent is due? Mal please. Just admit you want to keep the possibility of getting with Julz open and you’re willing to be a hypocrite to get it. Lame.

@nia4842 4 ай бұрын

Draya was placed on Basketball Wives because Gil's girl was on the show at that time, and the rumor was that he was Draya's child's father. This is old news. She was fine when it benefitted her. She's fine now.

@tyreeliveable 4 ай бұрын

stacking Audio files like Tetris is crazy lmaoooo

@clint6795 4 ай бұрын

LMFAO @ Mal "CHICAGO is the scariest place on Earth!"

@lio5090 4 ай бұрын

This is a great Sunday pod

@illnamethisaccountlater4762 4 ай бұрын

People love to be self timely, self-righteous. Gil and Nick Young were corny for that video, no doubt. However, Drake has spent his whole career detailing sexual encounters with women. I didn't hear any of you calling him corny after what he said about Rhianna on the last album. Julian comes on this pod most weeks and talks about all the girls he smashed, is that not corny?

@BBW590 4 ай бұрын

Julian doesn't talk about smashing women that we know and he doesn't disclose their names. Other than that I completely agree with you

@illnamethisaccountlater4762 4 ай бұрын

@BBW590 Majority of the people that listen to this pod don't know the girls Julian is referring to. However, it is highly likely that there are people who listen to this pod and know Julian. The aforementioned people will know exactly who Julian is referring to. It is corny, Julian's stories do not need to be told. By your logic, if a women isn't famous, it is OK to run around talk about her sexual escapades, but if she is famous, it is wrong, how does that make any sense?

@najlaamber6637 4 ай бұрын

The MEEEE from Julian 🤣🤣

@BKYLNjaBEAT 4 ай бұрын

I spit my good out listening to juelz writing lmaoo

@ajjonesBOF 4 ай бұрын

Mal has entered his Grumpy old man who dominates conversations mode. I get it though.

@mr.simonphoenix7181 4 ай бұрын

It’s intentional. Adds different dynamics to the pod…

@xandermartin2118 4 ай бұрын

U can tell they be getting on his nerves lol

@xandermartin2118 4 ай бұрын

“so if I eat your apple & you drink my orange juice, that’s not the same thing?” -Demaris There’s literally an expression called apples & oranges thats used to reference two things that are fundamentally different and therefore not suited to comparison. 😂😂😂😂

@sirxhop 4 ай бұрын

I thought the same thing when I heard this 😂

@Thecrystallyfe 4 ай бұрын

I think Rory needs glasses.😂😂😂

@gregoryjefferson592 4 ай бұрын

Those Keisha Blues that Mal’s rockin are 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@EpicGammingCrew 4 ай бұрын

51:00 When I saw Milo’s name on that Yes Julz letter, my jaw literally hit the floor. Wtf even is life anymore lol

@jamalwilliams005 4 ай бұрын

Funny how Mal always preaches about having integrity but was shooting bail for Julez

@joeblackwolf17 4 ай бұрын

Great podcast ❤❤

@samchristian37 4 ай бұрын

Mal has to stop saying “I don’t have beef with nobody” cause clearly people be having beef with him 😂 dude be so innocent and always find himself in beef

@faroukgombya2528 4 ай бұрын

This episode was hilarious 😅

@RatedKwong1 4 ай бұрын

Take a shot everytime Mal says I apologize

@MsMatt1720 4 ай бұрын

🥴🥴🍺

@graffcentral6616 4 ай бұрын

That's bars bro ..... gave me an Asthma attack

@joanlissa 4 ай бұрын

Got to see Mal standing up & laughing.. 🤗.💙

@ThisNBacon 4 ай бұрын

Are we glancing by Rory saying "I always want to bring Jesus in my bedroom" lmfao

@jessicafrancisco7322 4 ай бұрын

lol the voicemail lowkey just reminded me of the plot of The Best Man 😂 1:35:38

@AJ-dc4by 3 ай бұрын

To be fair that’s really how they write in books 😭 but Julian that was crazy

@ronj77 4 ай бұрын

Rory is Not gonna beat the "he Can't read allegations" 🤣🤣🤣 and Julian saying that "he came in this game as a writer" is Hilarious 🤣

@civilenggggg 4 ай бұрын

Nah this pod is back...old pod vibes w the jokes and shitting on friends fuckkkkk that was too funny

@xMXWLx 4 ай бұрын

18:34 😂😂😂 julian is such a cornball wtf 😂😂😂

@beejones8145 4 ай бұрын

This episode was hilarious 😂

@kevinjones6970 4 ай бұрын

Rory not being a good reader is so funny bro 😭😭😭

@EpicGammingCrew 4 ай бұрын

45:30 baby d “we’re gonna wrap this up, cause you guys are right” could be a funny soundbite to grab for whenever y’all are arguing or she’s stayin silent on something. Y’all could throw anything on her jacket lol