wait, if those are windows protogens, then are there linux protogens? or even mac protogens? what about the god forsaken arch users
@the_unknown_wolfАй бұрын
@@rendann man idk I'm a windows proto to but there might idk
@rendannАй бұрын
@@the_unknown_wolf wait do steamos protogens exist?
@the_unknown_wolfАй бұрын
@@rendann idk
@StarFox514Ай бұрын
Ah yes, The Mandatory Updates. Totally not frustrating at all.
@user-wu8wx8qu4nАй бұрын
Looks like whoever created that update weren't wearing their programming socks.
@Orange_D_SanjiАй бұрын
Hopefully it’s just bug fixes, but don’t we have bug spray for that?
@TheChaoGarden-k6wАй бұрын
Yes, i have bug spray. Here, have it.
@26th_PrimarchАй бұрын
It sucks when your proto happens to be part bug
@Orange_D_SanjiАй бұрын
@@26th_Primarch damn that foes suck
@TheChaoGarden-k6wАй бұрын
@@26th_Primarch Yeah, especially when it’s corrupted.
@elecmagpulse7385Ай бұрын
It’s not the news that’s broken; it’s the protogens
@RamblyyyАй бұрын
Wait- if im on protogen visor does that mean i *connection terminated*
@Protogen6768Ай бұрын
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
@Protogen6768Ай бұрын
Sorry i could not resist silly fnaf refrence
@RamblyyyАй бұрын
@@Protogen6768 :3 well im a silly raccoon that like trains
@Protogen6768Ай бұрын
I looked at it and... did youtube delete the connection terminated copypasta?
@TheChaoGarden-k6wАй бұрын
Lol.
@TheChaoGarden-k6wАй бұрын
0:00 Hey there! 😃
@KyuubiMoonАй бұрын
And this is why we don't see protogens anymore, they went extict after the great update pandemic.
@Warriorcat-rh2qvАй бұрын
oof
@the1goitАй бұрын
This video aged very well, especially with Crowdstrike happening.
@JetstreasamuelАй бұрын
Techincal diffculties
@TrixterTheFemboyАй бұрын
that with your pfp is so fucking funny to me lmao
@JetstreasamuelАй бұрын
@@TrixterTheFemboy lol thanks and my lord I see a femboy :0
@ToastedToasteАй бұрын
Are they going to finally stop taking the ram from my computers
@neonfox2615Ай бұрын
Probably not :/
@masonalwolf2770Ай бұрын
according to the patch notes- no
@Foxy_Fan1200Ай бұрын
Nah, that problem of yours is going to get worse!
@silentstorm5321Ай бұрын
No, plus they are tasty
@dragong33kАй бұрын
NEVER
@Corne2Plum3Ай бұрын
This predicted Crowdstrike incident a few weeks later
@Fireblaz3Ай бұрын
GRILLED CHEESE
@Chevyman3030Ай бұрын
The update removed the toaster function of protogens NNNOOOO
@the_unknown_wolfАй бұрын
For me that's a good side people will stop trying to jam bread into my back as like if I'm a toaster and they are trying to find my toast holes
@thexdfacedgamer2306Ай бұрын
*_"UN-BREAKING NEWS."_*
@veryzurielic8079Ай бұрын
finally, protogen news returns.
@g-sm0keАй бұрын
I get my news from a reliable source
@Shadowrunner123Ай бұрын
"and people are tappy."
@Idk_pootis_enjoyerАй бұрын
*broken Toaster/Computer noises*
@PikaFurАй бұрын
The update with have 1 major update: a new hat!
@ndrew_BАй бұрын
If I were a protogen, I would've installed Linux by now. At least Linux has a fox girl mascot 🦊
@toomanyhybridsАй бұрын
Oh shit I missed the news
@Onyx-The-SynthАй бұрын
Trust in the process.
@TheRealScottMusicАй бұрын
Man I hate ProtOS mandatory updates so i just made my own lol, guess I'm the only one still awake during the update *I sit alone while a pile of updating protogens sits still in the cold yet quiet solice of Jupiter*
@TheRealScottMusic5 күн бұрын
It's been a month now, the others aren't turning back on, and I fear they never will, why hast our creator forsaken us, WHY HAST SECROSE FORSAKEN US *I yell atop a pile of powered down protogens in the solice of Jupiter my body now showing slight signs of damage* I'm getting off this rock, and I am finding whoever did this to my brothers and sisters, and I will fix them all
@hatyyyАй бұрын
this wouldnt have happened if those protogens were using linux
@Protogen6768Ай бұрын
I just use a modified version of the defalt operating system, of course with the parts ment for the primegenators to enslave us removed (that actually happened in a forced update like this one!) (🤓☝️Also linux is not desighned for protogen support so you would need to make a custom fork of it with support for things like operating a nanite visor and internal systems for life support ect)
@the_unknown_wolfАй бұрын
Bro we can't do anything about it
@MoTHO_BRO_293Ай бұрын
I hate when I have to update, anyway I ju-
@heyer777Ай бұрын
my prostetics update,atleast some rest for ripping and tearing
@SansTheGamer22Ай бұрын
As a protogen,
@noroultraАй бұрын
i hope the channel becomes happy again
@sarahts21Ай бұрын
Commence the harvesting of spare parts lads!
@delawarefurretАй бұрын
*prepares prototool* another Day another broken protogen...
@KrebsonMACROwaveАй бұрын
Are we gettin patch notes?
@genericpurpleprotogen1Ай бұрын
na lol
@KrebsonMACROwaveАй бұрын
😭
@Protogen6768Ай бұрын
I looked through the files, but I cant code so its just nonsense to me
@el_oofo5132Ай бұрын
I guess you could say he’s ProtoJim
@MRcatHELLO6509Ай бұрын
Ah yes. A protogen recall. Reason: ERROR RAM STOMACH OVERLOAD
@zefamadjan9101Ай бұрын
Ah yes the update that takes like an hour long or even a day
@domikdotjpegАй бұрын
imagine not running on linux
@Girlkisser_the_catАй бұрын
Yay
@sculkwizardАй бұрын
O no has news made it I broke out of da lab
@bionicdragon5Ай бұрын
Remember to go into your settings and turn off the AI art theft program they slipped in there without telling anyone.
@texasflag_ytАй бұрын
news have break, indeed
@minerofsortsАй бұрын
Finally reliable news
@SD_arSamstАй бұрын
WHEN WILL YOU GIVE ME THE RAAAM🥵🥵🤬
@DEBrickProductions-yx6nxАй бұрын
It’s funny cause it don’t make since. “The More You Know💫”
@viniciuspainfurrysonic2011Ай бұрын
Nice
@Protogen6768Ай бұрын
At least its over now, would have liked to hear this news before it happened but I dont usually watch news... I was eating lunch...
@ogiesandwich6374Ай бұрын
That's cool. What are the new update features?
@the_unknown_wolfАй бұрын
They are hope- *blue updating screen*
@ogiesandwich6374Ай бұрын
@@the_unknown_wolf Damn! I guess I'll have to go protogen-less and make some real friends, considering mine is just a machine.
@Protogen6768Ай бұрын
@@ogiesandwich6374 we are not machines we are CYBORGS I do not want to be associated with any bucket-of-bolts robot most of them cant even think!
@the_unknown_wolfАй бұрын
@@ogiesandwich6374 hey the update is done it unfortunately was bug fix but we are 60% organic not robots even tho we run off of software
@DieselElectricGatorFoxАй бұрын
Like Windows 98 always Frozen 😢
@pivottech8881Ай бұрын
It appears it is a security 'patch'
@cdp1ayer343Ай бұрын
yOu BrOKe My NeWs!!!
@AnAnonymousEditorАй бұрын
I got reccomended this video Why was this posted 2 days ago but part 2 was posted 2 years ago I'm confused
@jackcooper4323Ай бұрын
no, not the windows update, those take a long time to install, guess we won't be seeing purple videos for a few days then since purple has just started his update?
@Citadel_Ztation_AI_666Ай бұрын
bro i hate it when that ha- < SHUTTING DOWN FOR UPDATES. >
@boyvol6428Ай бұрын
Ok, let's finally connect to internet and get updated on news. Wait, what's downloading rn? Oh n
@Dylpickle4074Ай бұрын
Grilled Cheese.
@BIGOLIVE234Ай бұрын
17 second gang
@DavtwanАй бұрын
So his official name is Jim after all? I’ll keep that in mind. :)
@axolotl1234Ай бұрын
Chip
@SneakyDaFoxCatАй бұрын
NO... Not the windows updates!
@crazychicken2005Ай бұрын
And this is why I use Linux
@SomeCheeseGuyАй бұрын
I love toasters
@Dr_0wned_playsАй бұрын
It's me
@BIGOLIVE234Ай бұрын
HELLO
@MateuLeGrillepainАй бұрын
(laughs in Pop!_OS user)
@lilitrujjuyy4512Ай бұрын
.
@VoidThePurpleProotАй бұрын
**there was a problem with the server :(**
@EitrVethrАй бұрын
Okay, who deleted system 32?
@Donaldsmusic-bf2xfАй бұрын
Is this still beta?
@Pollo_FurryАй бұрын
Do you have stick drift purple?
@NicoCodedaАй бұрын
Oh no Microsoft is taking over nooo!!
@Dr_0wned_playsАй бұрын
I will return
@Dr_0wned_playsАй бұрын
I'm back
@hidafluffminerАй бұрын
give me the firmware binaries senpai!~
@Th3ba1r0nАй бұрын
Y’all been hacked!
@tomnelsonastАй бұрын
I don't get it man what's so special about this upda