Imagine NOT being from eastern europe and NOT quitting drinking at 18
@RuisuWT4 ай бұрын
Well , In other countries (south America) Theres not a specific law for that , so it depends of your parents, yes you can drink very young
@youkofoxy4 ай бұрын
Europeans: you guys have to wait until you are 18?
@matthew_36264 ай бұрын
Fr 😂😂
@pew65344 ай бұрын
Imagine needing to be 18 and not born to drink
@keeganplayz18754 ай бұрын
accurate reaction to gambling
@jaycariothe1st4 ай бұрын
HAPPY BIRFDAY PURPLE!!
@lynxxkit4 ай бұрын
Yes Happy birthday silly toaster :3! ❤🎉
@BullDeerAryu_4 ай бұрын
Been awhile since I've talked to ya. Remember a guy named "Musashi" or somethin' like that?
@jaycariothe1st4 ай бұрын
@@BullDeerAryu_ huh, that somewhat rings a bell. on discord?
@BullDeerAryu_4 ай бұрын
@@jaycariothe1st Yep - That’s me. How ya been?
@jaycariothe1st4 ай бұрын
@@BullDeerAryu_ oh heck! i'm okay, if you wanna add me back or sumn my username is the same as my @ on here! (not the username, the @ specifically)
@justrad76374 ай бұрын
Bro fr said "Domain Expansion : IDLE DEATH GAMBLE"
@TheFurryMemelord4 ай бұрын
As a 21 year old who has decided they're never gonna drink, smoke, or gamble, I can't relate
@DustyGamma4 ай бұрын
People (like me) will probably find you boring, but don't worry about what others think, enjoy your life however you want to! ...Ya know, so long as your enjoyment doesn't include hurting others.
@little_winter_star4 ай бұрын
KZfaq STOP DELETING MY COMMENTS
@goldenwolf80814 ай бұрын
I’m gonna be 21 in 12 days I’m the same about not drinking smoking or gambling although i tried vaping when i was 15 does that count?
@gregl664 ай бұрын
Imagine smoking cigarettes at 21 but I was 3
@little_winter_star4 ай бұрын
I also dont like drinking, one day i drink by accident when i was a kid and it was terrible
@Akin_13374 ай бұрын
21 is the minimum drinking age? *laughs in German*
@justrad76374 ай бұрын
*laughs in Polish* pls dont invade
@Akin_13374 ай бұрын
@@justrad7637 Don't worry Dude, let's grab a piwo and celebrate purps B-day ;3
@Mimichal114 ай бұрын
@@justrad7637fr
@Mimichal114 ай бұрын
@@Akin_1337can I Join?
@Akin_13374 ай бұрын
@@Mimichal11 Sure! ^w^
@Spritecranberrybottle4 ай бұрын
Yippee purp can drink now
@genericpurpleprotogen14 ай бұрын
yay, I've been super dehydrated
@Spritecranberrybottle4 ай бұрын
@@genericpurpleprotogen1yay purp replied to my comment
@gwenie92464 ай бұрын
@@genericpurpleprotogen1 I AM FOUR PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU
@dominicrossi14793 ай бұрын
@@gwenie9246 what?
@elecmagpulse73854 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday Purple! 🎉 And remember, 90% of protogens quit before they hit it big!
@WinterPhoenix4 ай бұрын
*Laughs in British where i can drink at 18*
@Knp369724 ай бұрын
*Laughs in Brazil where even childs drink and smoke💀*
@joshbrony22044 ай бұрын
Cries in American where I have to be 21 to drink, but 19 to drink in Canada
@Knp369724 ай бұрын
This is not a joke, they even sell drugs in the schools (pls help)
@JerryCan1014 ай бұрын
@@Knp36972 Bros 13 with that Cigar
@Angelthewolf3 ай бұрын
*Laughs in German where you can drink at 14*
@thexdfacedgamer23064 ай бұрын
YAY!!! A fresh drink of: *_Sulfuric Acid._*
@Supremesandwhich4 ай бұрын
Ima go bankrupt the second I turn 21
@thedoggobandit7994 ай бұрын
I'd say the same but that'd imply I had any money to begin with 😭
@Supremesandwhich4 ай бұрын
@@thedoggobandit799fr though
@jessejamessalazar-breneise64564 ай бұрын
Meanwhile in Germany 🇩🇪: "Legal Drinking age: 16" 🤯
@alexmuse35654 ай бұрын
"legal drinking age" I know what we're gonna do today-
@Forgemapping4 ай бұрын
It a actually 14
@Angelthewolf3 ай бұрын
14 when you have your parents with you
@jessejamessalazar-breneise64563 ай бұрын
Dang
@protom19253 ай бұрын
In Canada it's 19
@Protogen-Doof4 ай бұрын
If purple loses all his money, how is he going to afford ram?
@benjaminluna644 ай бұрын
That is the most enthusiastic "Hi Internet!" Ive ever heard
@datfloof27324 ай бұрын
Happy womb eviction day :3
@sStarlight_the_dragon4 ай бұрын
Say what now?
@Squiwwel_4 ай бұрын
I CAN ALREADY DRINK SINCE IM 14 AHHAHAHAHAH * Meanwhile my liver*: screeeeeeech
@Mimichal114 ай бұрын
Same
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
Really, everybody can drink alcohol but broblem is to buy it
@Squiwwel_4 ай бұрын
@@Maksenix in Germany its legal to buy as Long as your parents are okay with it
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
@@Squiwwel_ i dont know about it i from poland btw i dont think somebody can reply that fast congratulations
@LoofisGreyclaw-yg8tv4 ай бұрын
I was 21 just before the calamity, just an oblivious goober, he would not have expected to become a furry 3 and a bit years later
@jackiedominic23024 ай бұрын
No Alcohol, No Smoking, No Vaping, No Drugs, I've vowed to this
@zebadicaagain97353 ай бұрын
Literally super based
@iamerror16993 ай бұрын
Same
@ross6304 ай бұрын
Funny toaster try’s “DONT DRINK THAT”
@Crackability4 ай бұрын
Congrats on managing to not die for uhhhhh 9 and 10 years i think i already forgot
@mangofoxy4 ай бұрын
21 year checkpoint
@estonia3664 ай бұрын
Woah a furry is drunk
@CaptArgo244 ай бұрын
Fun fact, you only need to 19 to drink in Canada (18 in quebec )
@TheFluffyWendigo4 ай бұрын
Congratulations on your 21st revolution around the sun
@angelakastl80364 ай бұрын
I hope purple didn't have a gambling addiction after making this video
@Lunarthegamerprotogen4 ай бұрын
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FELLOW PROTOGEN!!!
@youkofoxy4 ай бұрын
That last part... it has a Hit of TOM-foolery.
@yoshui3 ай бұрын
Imagine being 21 and not 14 to drink. Let's see who knows what place I live in.
@Technicfault4 ай бұрын
Forget not porple, entities over the age of 21 may also purchase handguns, pistols, short barreled rifles and short barreled shotguns
@samaphantNovaJewelX4 ай бұрын
Happy birthday protogenpurple
@articusramos8084 ай бұрын
But in serious matter, Happy Birthday ya purple cyborg.
@lilkobold94554 ай бұрын
Happi birfday purple!!
@furryoliver_4 ай бұрын
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY PURPLE!!!" I am from many countries and most of them u can drink alcohol and play at casino if ur 18 and I drink alcohol and play at casino, it's very fun, but pls be careful when u drink alcohol I mean it's cool but dangerous at the same time if u exaggerate to much, apart of that have a nice and wonderful day and don't forget ur gift cards and ur cake ^w^💙💜❤️
@BadAnimatesNoob3 ай бұрын
the "Well what else can i do... YAY-" got me laughing
@thunderowl17104 ай бұрын
is that West of Loathing i hear at 0:23? Huzzah! A man of quality!
@saramartinez16824 ай бұрын
,[ * And then Purple has become Hakari . ]
@FinalSonar4 ай бұрын
Bros hard drive is out of date
@allastorm76674 ай бұрын
that intro scared the shit out of me ngl, also poison tasty.
@nickthedragon41334 ай бұрын
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PURPLE!!! You are now 100% an adult now, get ready for all the adult responsibilities!!
@StarFox5144 ай бұрын
Yeah, When I had my first Alcoholic beverage on my birthday. It wasn't really good tbh, lol. Anyways, Happy birthday day purple. Hope you have a fantastic day.
@spidorü4 ай бұрын
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PURPLE ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@dqnkdoggo_4 ай бұрын
AYYY HAPPY BDAY PURPLE!!
@undefinedundefined17524 ай бұрын
congratulations on the birth anniversary. good luck and hope you make it to the next one.
@Meiko1354 ай бұрын
Happy bday also that gamble moment really got me
@perkybirdy4 ай бұрын
the scream when the casino machine appeared had me dying 💀
@flooftheprotogengaming52144 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday you absolutely amazing protogen!!
@FlabbergastedCat4 ай бұрын
happy birthday lil protobean :3
@RadloN_YT4 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday Purple
@ReplicaTheGhost4 ай бұрын
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PURPLE!!!!!! Ps. 0:14 you are so cute when you are drunk^^
@Temitooo4 ай бұрын
Happy birthday Purpel!
@Etx-z94 ай бұрын
ALCOHOL AND GAMBLING RAAAAAAAAAA 🦅🦅🦅🦅
@genericpurpleprotogen14 ай бұрын
yay
@Felix_The_Proto4 ай бұрын
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PURPLE!!! 🥳
@Kearny3984 ай бұрын
i am so lucky to get here this early but i love poison
@masteronoodles4 ай бұрын
the 21 experience
@Mooke13124 ай бұрын
Consume water and food you fool~ love ya purple!
@Pyrotechnowolf4 ай бұрын
Happy birthday purple!!!!!!!!
@kachikakiteku46514 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday Proto
@BlackVulpine4 ай бұрын
Happy 21st, you silly toaster!
@YamchaCanDoBettr4 ай бұрын
Happy birthday Purple
@Massiveexplosion4 ай бұрын
Happy birthday purple!
@Monoeditz4 ай бұрын
I’m the... thousandth... like... I HAVE THE POWER!!!
@epicrun3453 ай бұрын
Imagine waiting for legal age to drink 💀
@phntmloona28434 ай бұрын
Happy birthday purple!! 🎉🎉
@Ilikefire27934 ай бұрын
*Laughing in only needing to be 19 for both where I live*
@Cosmicofox4 ай бұрын
Happy birthday furry friend!
@Storm_Wusky4 ай бұрын
This is literally going to be me next month as I'm going to Las Vegas for my birthday. Also Happy Birthday Purple!
@Scratchydoesmusic3 ай бұрын
This is the silliest toaster in the world, change my mind
@BluPotatoFox1244 ай бұрын
HAPPY BIRTH PURPLE!!! HAVE FUN WIH YOUR NEW ADDICTIONS!!!
@user-wu8wx8qu4n4 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday Purple 🎉
@Victorakaerj14 күн бұрын
Imagine having to wait 21 years instead of 16 to drink
@ItsSiebay4 ай бұрын
Most people at 21: 🥴🍺 Me at 21: 🦘
@pikazap66723 ай бұрын
what do you mean
@ItsSiebay3 ай бұрын
@@pikazap6672 I was saying that most people at 21 drink and party, meanwhile that year was when I got my first fursuit.
@pikazap66723 ай бұрын
@@ItsSiebay ah. alr. thats great!
@Subzz2134 ай бұрын
New ability unlocked: Get Drunk Still happy birthday!
@RobertoGoodra4 ай бұрын
🎶 Cerveza Cristal 🎶 🍺
@alexthemagic.4 ай бұрын
happy birthday!!!
@executiveminer81744 ай бұрын
I have tried a small amount of alcohol, and it tastes like sprite, but only the part that burns cranked up to 11.
@canejonathan3 ай бұрын
0:00 bro just eating the ram lol
@shiko-hirosuki3 ай бұрын
The happiness in his voice
@fgvhgbsdfg4 ай бұрын
happy bday toaster :3
@simonhansson41154 ай бұрын
It's what you get for having no impulse control.
@Earthboundearthboundooh3 ай бұрын
*take over the world's instrumental starts playing*
@goldbars5804 ай бұрын
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
@calumliddy37913 ай бұрын
europeans at 6 years old: yummie vodka *drinks a whole bottle*
@crimson32744 ай бұрын
Now i just feel old. Tho i must have this kind of filter cuz no matter how much i drink im sobber.
@gizmothefluffdragon19384 ай бұрын
Happy birthday you silly toaster, I just turned to 22 a few weeks ago on the 5th
@rockbullet36994 ай бұрын
Is it just me, or did the past year go by hella fast???
@WWGUY_YTANTIUTTP4 ай бұрын
You have to be 18 to own a shotgun but 21 to own a handgun
@theorderofthepurplephoenix33213 ай бұрын
No, those are the ages to *BUY* those guns, but (depending on the state because laws vary) you can own guns way before that. Also, in some states you can buy a handgun at 18.
@TheBluekr3 ай бұрын
Only money? You mean all his transistors and RAM
@NekoStreamsHD4 ай бұрын
21 years without being able to drink water…damn how does he keep that secret
@Doomguynowaying3 ай бұрын
Imagine needing to be 21 and not 16 to drink heh
@Weedesmonkerr3 ай бұрын
i mean, he's a protogen, but he's an actually good one, soooo, i aint complaining
@Ardoy97614 ай бұрын
Never give a Protogen the ability to gamble Their chances are very low of winning because 99.9% of them quit before winning big!
@RetroHexAltAccount4 ай бұрын
Aw man I wanted to see Purple drunk. Well... He is kinda always drunk, so eh I guess it counts
@GST-ng5ug3 ай бұрын
europeans have no such weaknesses as "needing to be 21 years or older".
@RuneGalin4 ай бұрын
welp happy birthday purple time to make a birthday animation
@joeyfrink96913 ай бұрын
And this is why I’d rather be a creature that can get drunk
@Neon202484 ай бұрын
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PURPLE! 🥳🥳🥳
@MxSteelscale4 ай бұрын
Also british protogens when they turn 16:
@oskarthegamer4444 ай бұрын
birthday time
@conscript9003 ай бұрын
i only ever mildly drink and even then its thinks like apple whisky, apple pie liqour, flavoured wine... I do once in a while have a lager but uh yeah gotta find the alcohol poision that fits right for you. and dont over do it
@banzonplayz11364 ай бұрын
While I'm over here gambling at the starting age of 15 till now