Take a shot for every time they say either word.

1:29 20:25 You're welcome

I'm dieing

Like father like son

“So dad, why did you name me ‘Simon’?” “Well, son *flashbacks* um... no reason”

Yyooooo lmao. Theres no damn way in hell the voice actors kept a straight face when recording that part. 🤣😅

... you do realize that Simon is Trevor's Great-Great-grandson, right? He's not even the next Belmont to fight Dracula.

@@Dustubuni well... he is in Lords of Shadows. It's not canon, but still. I wouldn't be surprised if they used the name in the show (even if it would be just an ancestor of the Simon we know)

@@ciphernine7637 Yeah, but Lords of Shadow also featured Trevor and Alucard as the same person, as well as Dracula being a Belmont himself. Not to mention; Lords of Shadow isn't the most popular version of the Castlevania series.

Lmmfao

😂

"Well I'm not going in that." *His stomach demands him to go

Also 10:47

didn't understand it until here

I spit out my water when he said backdash.

Just stumbled upon this, and I absolutely lost it.

i lost itwhen dracula said your mother was violated in heaven and sent down t hell

Try playing symphony of the night and you see why backlash is kinda broken. Ok, to be fair, there's a lot of ways to be broken in that game. It's like a buffet of ways to be broken. Just pick your poison and go to town

Yes, really. Even if it isn't a bar fight, anything goes if you want to win.

Leaves me gasping for oxygen too

The funny thing is that kneeing a dhampir in the nuts doesn't hurt them much, and Trevor should have known that because of what his family does

They are very clever

@@theguythatlikeslegos7708 wait, but why doesn’t it hurt them? Is this lore from the video game? I haven’t played it so I’m confused

Wow... Just... wow...

Absolutely hysterical

Dracula 400 years ago: I swear my loyalty to the church

H Hahfjfshfsd khàhg

Holy fuck, that made me cry with laughter! 🤣🤣

Season 3 finale in a nutshell. 🤣

I love it cause it works for both this alucard and tfs hellsing alucard😂😂😂

@@jakeh8780 TFS ALUCARD: so how do you want to do this. You come to me, I come to you, oohhh we come together, oh you'll come, THEY ALWAYS COME!!!!

Alucard is going to regret 3 ways soon enough

And it's the three way we all get to enjoy.

And there are no better causes

True to his character in the show at the beginning, honestly.

booty and foody.

And Booze

He worships the God of Tits and Wine.

Well, this one will get all the love it needs.

Probably because KZfaq acts like making a parody to express your love for something is the equivalent of plagiarism

Dunno what you’ve been watching, but the ones I watch get plenty of love.

@Hoooh You're approaching me? yeah I laugh very hard right there.

Ffffuck that's a dark line......

Berserk fans:I have seen this before

@@driloni1burri119 hahaha

I’ve never seen more twists and turns in one sentence.

I'm convinced his stomach is possessed by the spirits of the past Belmonts and the growling is them pushing him to be a hero whenever he wants to back out of a bad situation.

C Sab dude yes

Better than wanting to fuck a goat

@Dale Gribble is it even an anime though? I saw the anime documentary on Netflix and the person they said was the creator of the show wasn't Japanese

He get along well with Ken.

That’s the true crime here fuck my wife where my thin mints at tf

He got the thin mints after he gave the town hell.

Not even the Lord of Darkness can resist the delicious taste of Thin Mints

What better motivation than a growling stomach lol.

10:47

Prosedes to watch someones finger be removed

Priest: "We had to banish the Belmonts, they had a terrifying power.." (Flashback) Trevor: "Is.. _this_ your card?"

​@@Gyrokuni 100% believe this should be used

@Hesus Dela Cruz bruh

HEY PADRE! HOW'S LITTLE TIMMY!?

I was gonna put a quote from hellsing ultimate but looks like I'm too late.

LMAO best line in this video.

“No little Timmy glued to your crotch, PROGRESS”

Wait, is it!? Holy shit that's so cool!!!

Probably not

@@kerovibe it is.

GOD DAMN!!!

Remix is very cool. He played a lot of voices in TFS's work (I believe he's also Dr. Giro and Paragus), and has his own abridged series (Dub of the North Star)

Alucard kinda tanks, but the lack of a healer is concerning.

@@SilverByakuya I mean a melee with regen is better than nothing

​@@kennethmorgan8795 life steal dps can tank a bit right?

@@gembocobo9484 for a bit at least, just gotta spread the hate around

@@kennethmorgan8795 now I wanna try if reflect LS mob tanker

Yummy.

juicy

😂😂

ROFL beggers can't be choosers.

23:12 your welcome

Who are you? You, who are so wise in the ways of wisdom.

So... much... PORN!!!!

You forgot the cat videos.

So.damned.true. 🤣

@camicase007 No, to Xvideos.

IT'S NOT FUCKING SATAN!

He pushed it back about maybe 150 years to when Seal Of The Curse (aka Simon's Quest) canonically takes place.

I know. What about Alvin or Theodore?

He just named his son Christopher

Me too lmao.

@Hoooh You're approaching me? have you seen dragon ball abridged?🤣🤣🤣

@Hoooh You're approaching me? me too like a hundred of time, its so good that you forget is a parody 🤣

@@bossshun9 fucking awsome

@Hoooh You're approaching me? castlevania has new episodes the original and it already fucking funny

No one is to know the future.

i dont want the imagine of a belmont fricking a mage

@@Ashera5469 Sorry to break it to you buddy, they canonically do the nasty

No but sypha is theonly good pure girl on the show.Belmonts and their nasty french baguettes.

@@Ashera5469 Yeah, well, their Relationship is actually wholesome as hell. And without her, we'd never get any of the other badasses in the Belmont lineage

20:25 “Belmont I swear to god!” *wretch* OMG /wheeze/

Hearing Vampire Killer playing during the Alucard vs Trevor fight had me so hyped for no reason

Sorry at what time stamp was symphony of night?

@@somerandomsatanist597 I wished beginning played because vampire killer is a simon theme

When I think Tartarus, I think Persona.

Distinguishable Pie A bit of an oversimplification, but basically yes.

From the Greek understanding of the Underworld, it was a place where all dead souls went and the sinful, virtuous, and un-notable were sorted into different locations. Tartarus itself wasn't a part of the Underworld but it was a bit like a maximum security prison for the worst of the worst. Those thrown into it were expected to never be able to leave and included some of the worst enemies of the gods who, being immortal, could not be contained any other way reliably.

Pretty sure Tartaros was in Greek mythology.

So it's level ten of the nine hells?

Simon's hundreds of years later.

@@juststatedtheobvious9633 not sure if that actually makes it _better_ or...

​@@seand.g423it just means that Trevor's son decided to name _his_ son Simon for unrelated reasons, probably

It so does

I like that tho. I feel like the more traction this gets the better experience.

What no love for SWEntertainment or Schmuck Squad?

Team 4 star is just gods at this point 😂

I know right?

It goes Leon, Trevor, Christopher, Soleiyu, Simon, Juste, Richter, Shanoa, John Morris, Johnathan Morris, Julius.

@@HarbingerYT Uh... •ahem• Shanoa's just a protag, not a Belmont...

The Belmont family as we the audience know them has about 1000-ish years of history. That's approximately 3000-to-5000 generations, assuming each generation multiplies every 20-to-30 years.

@@darkherculeskabuterimon7203 How the heck do you get 3 to 5 thousand from dividing 1000 by 20 to 30?

@@maximsavage Multiplying, and my brain thinking faster than I can process the information it gives me. Assuming a bloodline breeds every 20 years, that's 5/100. Assuming it's every 30-35 years, that's 3/100. So it's closer to 30-to-50 generations. Sorry about that.

That's exactly what he did my favorite movie.

Dogma is amazing, anyone who says otherwise has no sense of humor

That was a good movie. I still love it.

Lol I lost it at the Dogma Reference.

That's why I put it in haha

@@Psnyomi133 Are you ever working on more?

@@Smiddy81 Yup

@@Psnyomi133 cannot wait.

I don't get the back dash reference

Pete is facepalming so hard.

Michael is probably glad it's not him this time

Someone going to hell for that joke lmao.

And it is their relationship all figured out in a single episode.

There's a movie called Dogma where two angels get exiled out of heaven, and the Catholic Church creates this archway that, if you walk through it, God forgives you for all your sins. So the two angels try to go through this Arch way so that they are cured of all their sins, but if that happens, then God's word is completely wrong and the universe will collapse within itself. In the end, let's just say that the angels don't exactly do well. Trevor made reference to two angels getting a second chance, and did not turning out well for them.

Nice movie too.

Well bugging them about when the next one's coming isn't gonna make it happen any time sooner, and it might even lead to them never finishing it, if other abridgers and similar content creators are anything to go by.

@@TheBanishedWind I was just asking them a question

@@NytoonzTV I get, I do, but imagine having that same question asked of you hundreds, if not thousands, of times in a single day, and likely while you have some major event going on in your life that would make the question insensitive if but that the askers didn't know about the stuff going on in your life.

@@TheBanishedWind that'll be fustrating

@@TheBanishedWind Major event? What the hell "major event" could possibly be going on these days that could possibly interru........ooooooh.......yeh... my bad.

A parody has more jokes and some few animated extra pieces

I swear to God!

Yeah....... But atleast the voice acting isn't hot garbage like most abridges.

Yeah, it's not that funny either. I've seen better anime parodies. Goblin Slayer parodies are hilarious.

I'd describe this as a shorter paraphrase of the original series with a few jokes added here and there.. Enjoyable, but lacking imo

You're right and you should say it

someone should look up the definition to abridged

IKR

Yeah, recognized that from FFXIV and was thinking, "Oh, that's NieR" since they do splice/remixes of NieR/FFXIV music for the NieR raids. ...that Yoko Taro has said are cannon to NieR and we just haven't figured out HOW, exactly, yet...

FFVI is my favorite Final Fantasy!

@@Psnyomi133 where's the fan backing for that remake, amirite?

@@Loonaticx Right next to the numerous rereleases of VIII Square has made

Okay, I felt the need to write this after watching the entire series of Castlevania. Loved the abridged, but anyone looking for a kickass anime, watch all four seasons of Castlevania!! The last episode had me crying like a baby. I am very impressed, and as a Netflix owned adaptation of a video game of all things, they killed it. As good as Carole and Tuesday killed it. Watch the series - you won't be disappointed.