"I had 3 women collapsed." PS: I have a duck video, a chicken video, a video where i am begging for money on Twitter... Also a patreon

@@iwanttobeabillionaire1703 And i don't care

@@FredMaverik One year later

@@FredMaverik You are such a loser dude

His floor regularly goes to AA meetings.

😂🤣

I love him

😂😂😂

"Insane"? Why?

@@cristic767did you see the video?

This guy would probably steal my girl and buy me a whiskey and I'd be somewhat OK with it... That being said, he'd likely come back to tell me I'm drinking my fucking whiskey the wrong way.

and WankerStology

😂 & fu.kology

1:39 How am I going to get to know you? That's right, by shoving my nose inside ya and having a good whiff. "Hello... how are you..."

@@BoopSnoot right on the nose , mate hahahaha

pretty sure he's tossed more whiskey than most adults will drink in their life

@@Alan.Moffat I can't stop laughing. You guys are hilarious.

Well, with all the different whiskeys he’s tossing about, you’d get a pretty unique blend - The Paterson Personal Blend 😊

Just stand next to him with your mouth open!

Every single video with this man has the same top comment

lalla jha 100$?! where do u live?

Lol 😂😂😂

Hahahahahahahahahaha

LOL

🤣🤣🤣

Definitely entertaining and you are right, he knows his stuff.

Double breasted suit, big tie, ton of patter. Absolute savage shagger, right there.

@@martinmillar8447 Hahahaah quality

"I had 3 women collapsed." PS: I have a duck video, a chicken video, a video where i am begging for money on Twitter... Also a patreon

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SundownTE enjoy Jim White from Sky Sports his brother from another mother.

I know right? And I don’t even drink whisky

Oddly addictive

@@andym28 Lol... I can't unsee that now !

addicted

Lmao medium sized

ahhahahahaha

He probably doesn't give a flying fuck about it as long as his whisky is being served properly...

hahahahaha this is the best comment ive ever read

He's a waking #MeToo case waiting to happen.

easily the funniest comment here

her response LOL.... "okay"

I did it in his voice

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thank you very much

Plot Twist he's Scottish mate of course he can fight with a broken bottle

Doubt it

Stabs you and says “hello”.

@@pantherleal then stabs again and says "how are you"

Eduardo Almeida LOL

It's true. I am Scottish but I tend to fall more towards friendly than menacing but my family, omg, they are the friendliest people in the world but you wouldn't ever cross them, they will tear you apart! 😂😂😂 It's really true what you said!

hahahaha...that’s funny...you had us rolling around the floor laughing...good one Jeremy :-)

Lmao!

Getting married.

You didn't lick it up from the floor ;)

Marriage

Well you are doing it wrong then

Thank god the French brought y’all civilization in 1066

I threw it on the floor then slipped on it two hours later and cracked my skull on the kitchen sink. Was in a coma for two weeks. I could have just poured it in the sink or drunk it but i thought whisky wank...it must be right.

My dog runs away from it. He is smarter than his owner...

don't waste your hard erned whisky. He's not paying a penny for that tossing about.

😂😂😂😂😂

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MatVenture please tell me you aren't that fucking stupid....

president trump don't you have a wall to be building

president trump .....ok?

+MatVenture It's actually pretty simple. Has a kid at 18, he dies at 23, his kid grows up and has a child then tells him how his grandpa died. Also Trump, no need to be rude, just explain bro.

This thread is everything wrong with the world. A cool little quip spoiled by a halfwit ditz millennial arguing with a Trump supporter. Essentially everyday for a normal person.

exactly what I thought.

Hahahahaha funny as it was. Still unbelievable.

I've hosted a scotch dinner with this guy. Master of Scotch for Dalmore... And he really is this funny in person

He's like a David Walliams character or something.

It is satire, just like Dalmore is a parody of whisky :)

I had a stern warning from trying to share a smell from my glass.

That was a good one 😂

Nah b soda is a perfect taste qualifier

***** I could care less about his fame...or even how well he is received. I like the man for the EXACT reason you find him annoying.

***** Only a douche like Paterson tells people "pour whisky and dump it in the floor to make sure the glass is clean" that is just plain stupid...how come wine sommeliers don't do that?

Benito Camelas I'm not real sure, but your opinion is duly noted. I appreciate a well developed reply. However, the fun fact remains, your opinion is about as worthless as mine. Feel free to share it, but my assessment remains the same: He is an awesome personality and interesting to watch.

He is certainly fun to watch however he does things that don't make common sense and are not proven with science

Benito Camelas in another video he talks about diluting the whiskey to a certain proof for whatever reason. why would using the same water you're diluting with not produce the same result of "cleaning the glass" as using the whiskey? (apart from the antibacterial attributes of alcohol). I mean, water is cheaper, wouldn't i make more sense?

Wild Turkey 101 is actually a really solid whiskey for $25

@@Theplaymaker1271 I love Wild Turkey 101. I make sure to always have it when I need a Bourbon :)

Like 40 dollars worth of scotch.

Let me guess its still on the ground...

happy birthday to the GROUUUND

MY DAD'S NOT A CELL PHONE!!!!!!

I 'M AN ADULT

+Georgie Boy71 sounds like you have the procedure down. Certainly does make a difference to enjoyment and taste experience. Cheers.

+Dave Johnson a great whisky greeting.

@@SingleMaltTv Richard definitely knows how to show a whisky some manners.

@@AincentWisdom Yes he likes to greet it with respect and a good laugh :-)

I'm pretty sure this guy use the same lines to hook ladies up, and the whisky is just an accessory to the whole strategy...

😂😂😂😂

He's just saying hello

Ha...everyone at SMTV liked your comment...very funny

Dat look tho...

Those 3 women that "collapsed" held the glass the wrong way...

You have to neutralise it. Unless you were to neutralise the glass with grain vodka, only whisky will do. Although I accept that neutralising the glass with the same whisky that you'll soon try is a mistake

I pour that dram into a bucket to gargle with at night.

That's the majority of Scottish people lol

Psmerling I laughed hard at this

Me too

So late to the party, but i laughed so hard to this comment :)

Hahahahaha mee toooo

No doubt friend, gentle work here ;)

Oui. Je ne sais pas s'il aime le whisky ou les dames plus

Ha...never heard a whisky described like that but hey....thanks for the comment

SingleMaltTv yeah 😅 i don’t really know much about whisky but it was good I’m glad I tried this out

Lmao shit

MrTamendez you can tell he’s not a drunk, look at his cheeks and nose. A drunk would have dilated capillaries visible through the skin due to years of alcohol abuse.

Sleazy and insincere!Yuk!1👿🤮😖🤯

No his floor is drunk, he's just fancy

M. JUSTIN BROMANN exactly, that’s what he’s trying to show but I guess whoever wrote the title didn’t get it

he is tossing just a little bit. Maybe expensive drinks aren't for you, if you can't afford that. Go buy a Budweiser, it's cheaper!

DGRWPF I can afford them just fine, and I do enjoy them often. I would simply rather use a clean crystal to start with and save the extra half ounce of Scotch for my taste buds. :) It was made to be drunk after all; and it's not just about the money. .. expensive ones are often rare as well. Also, it is just plain wasteful. This is my own personal and humble opinion. Cheers!

L8bro You can pop a glass into the best industrial washing machine you can find, it'll still be dirty. If you want it to be extremely clean, let Bleach be in the glass for a minute, and then hope it doesn't destroy your precious whiskey with it's chemical aftertaste.

You don't get it, you made it dirty by cleaning.

svanrie you can stop lie to yourself. Pour a little bit in the glass, swirl it around, pour it in a second glass, save it. Now pour new whiskey in the first "cleaned" glass. Drink. Go back to the second glass which is "dirty", drink that too. This way you dont destroy your tastebuds at beginning, ans you get to enjoy the whiskey this guy throws away. You will most definately taste no difference, and this guy wouldnt taste any difference in a blind test either. Its all placebo/in your head.

Ha...no joke, and he is always like this, I have never seen him in a quiet moment other than when he is blessing the haggis.

when do you not want to taste your whisky? If you're not looking to taste it, drink vodka.

@@Pepsiaddicto plenty of people who don't drink whisky for the taste, sadly enough

Wtf, I always want to taste my damn whisky. Otherwise I just drink something else.

Paul Bearer