Now all I can picture in my head is chiron trying to climb a tree and falling. I shouldn't find it this funny

The fact that ugly Percy is a player completely separate from actual Percy just makes the video 1,000 times better

After watching this I decided to do one myself. It literally said that Leo tried to start a fire but was unsuccessful. I can't stop laughing.

*leo can’t start a fire *jason falls off a cliff

i learned two things: 1: this simulator is misogynistic B: this simulator has a crush on Jason

Jason in the books: *survives Hera's ray of sunshine (somehow), survives getting stabbed, and dies by a spear...* Jason in this: I AM IMMORTAL! HAHAHA!

If I were Jason I'd be questioning my mortality rather than my sanity.

The way Lester/Apollo dies though 🤣 "Thailia chases Lester/Apollo into a dark ditch where he falls to his death." So pitiful just like Lester 👌

This simulator is trying to tell Rick that he shouldn't have done what he did to Jason

I'm not surprised with Jason winning despite expecting more fainting, Annabeth's death was the one that surprised me the most

My boy Jason won! If only he'd been this immortal in canon... Also the amount of head injuries he got... truly in character.

Jason will live forever!! seriously came back to life so many times…

Everyone: Dying and getting attacked Thalia: Humming and getting gormay meals 😂😂😂😂😂

Seems that even the Capitol doesn’t agree with Jason’s death

Me: **sees thumbnail** “Who lives? Who dies? Who tells your story?” Also THANK YOU SO MUCH FIR DOING THIS! I love the coincidences in these, like, “Mr. D stabbed Annabeth in the back with a trident.”

Rachel killing Will while he’s asleep is my villain origin story

"ugly percy" every time you said that i cackled xD

The fact that Ugly Percy was killed by an apple is just so sad. Also (Trials of Apollo spoiler), does anybody find it strange that Jason won, but he was one of the first more important Rick Riordan to die in the books?

I don’t think Caligula understood that Jason is immortal…

The fact that Leo grabbed a spear is just....(insert my inner screaming) I mean, Jason died by a spear and Leo never said goodbye so I kinda headcanon him as avoiding spears for the most part! (Insert my actual screaming XD)

Jason dying immediatly from a head injury....YAS

7:45 OMGG Bianca begged mr D to kill her so that she can meet her brother again that's so so sadd 😭

i will never look at these characters the same way again

I am so happy that jason won! True TOA fans will understand that fate has been corrected.

I played this simulater two times in a row with a bunch of characters and here are two fun facts about them. One, Emmie was VERY homicidal! She went on killing sprees! Both times she killed the most people. Two, plot armour is real. I know because both times, Percy should have died multiple times and both times he managed to win!

Annabeth would be like the last person to die tho

Technically Mr. D and Jason were supposed to die but the game messed it up so the real winner should have been ugly Percy I loved this video I couldn’t stop laughing 🤣

Puts in unholy Percy, doesn’t put in Grover

I did the simulator 5 times and each time Jason won…. 😐😐 Annabeth and Reyna died in the first round most of the time. Octavian and Lester snuggled together when Lester convinced Octavian to… Will and Luke created an alliance then Will killed Luke and Percy killed Will then Jason and Jason didn’t die then Jason killed Percy and won

Jason's plot amour sure is thick

I actually did this a not long ago, and only annabeth survived. Seems accurate enough.😂 Also like 4 others fell into a pit and died? I might have been using a different website.

Jason: Dies Jason: Still alive *repeat* RICK ARE YOU DOING THIS

Jason’s immorality is totally on brand.

Jason is now imortal

Octavian x Ugly Percy, an angsty wattpad story

Hazel and Baincia probs wants to die because of nico

IM LAUGNINF SO HARD AT UGLY PERCY ITS SO FUNNT I CANT BREAYHW

Wait, Jason survived like 2 things that said “and died” what the heck he’s immuneee

I did this and Hazel got a killstreak of 6, starting with killing Biance, only to starve to death giving Percy the W What did Percy do all game? He slept, woke up to kill luke then become winner after hazel starved

I just did this with the Olympians and their Roman counterparts (replaced Apollo with Hades since he doesn't have a Roman counterpart) The final three were Hera, Juno, and Aphrodite. Juno begged Hera to kill her and then Hera lilled Aphrodite...

Ugly Percy was robbed, Jason died like twice

This was such a funny, and entertaining video! thanks for making this. :)

My question is what body part is Jason's Achilles heel

Aggghhh killing off my favourite characters…😩😩😩

this wass soooo interesting and funny and the fact that chiron died from climbing a tree is just hilarious I- hahahahaha anyways im doing the marathon u recomended cuzzzz why not

jason got that plot armor XD

After watching this video I did this simulator with my friends. The same thing that happened to Jason kept happening to my friend Henry. Henry ended up winning as well. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Today is my bday and I’m going to watch this video still cause your vids are epic

Me the whole time - 😂😭 Never felt more mixed emotions. Love your videos btw 🖤

Hello thx for posting I have been watching a lot of your amazing old vids I watched dressing up as the seven for the week and I’m doing it too and also watched heroes of Olympus rewriting

When I did this will picked flowers for like 3 days until he died 🤣 And then I did it again and Nico killed will..... *sobs*

Love this. Crazy how on brand it is 🤣🤣

If this were real the 7 would probably make an alliance and kill all there enemies

This seems so familiar? Did you not do so something similiar in the past? Anyway, this was a great video!

Everyone: OOoooooooooooooo the hunger games Me: Wait, did I just see the Marauders motto in her laptop? Heck, I'm gonna do that too.

Hey if Jason died more then once and is "immortal " my he never died in the books. Oh yeah um... Spoiler alert?

Celia (I'm sorry if I spelled your name wrong 😅), you give me MAJOR Nina Zenik vibes 😃. I don't know why but you do. It's so fun to watch your videos! ❤

Me vs ugly Percy would be something I would pay to see.

Jason will always be immortal in our hearts 🥺❤️

I did this simulation before, the first person in district one is immortal

Me, reading the title: Who live who dies… *Who tells you story~* Uncle Rick: Well, I do!

Ran this simulator on Blood Over Water. Betsy Shelly (Monica's older sister), who wasn't even properly in the original miniseries, somehow won. She beat out several mobsters, two superheroes, four Yuletide monsters, a scorned and angry pregnant woman, and even her own daughter to be the last woman standing. However, Plum Bixie turning to suicide makes utterly no sense. She is (almost) completely immortal, and doesn't believe in suicide. She ages slower than normal, and would require dramatic damage up to and including decapitation or incineration to actually die. And if administered Remotach, she could even survive decapitation (for about half an hour)! Which would give her enough time to reattach her own head. The only way she dies in this canonically, is if someone sneaks up on her successfully and beheads her in her sleep. Also odd to see Jerry the Psycho Reindeer die like a punk. He's like Rudolph merged with Leatherface; with Michael Meyers levels of invincibility! He's not going down that easily!

Love the video very funny.

Jason! Zeus is very proud of hm :)

5:27 I WAS SCREAMING AND CRYINGGGG

lmfao Jason are you hacking the hunger games?

Now I'm thinking if the hp characters were in the hungers games lol

LETS GOOOO! My man Jason Grace won! Ok I don’t understand why Jason is hated on so much I really like him. I thought it was hilarious how he died like 5 times but he never actually died. Great video!

The odds were in Jason’s favor

5:37 no Percy would miss *if Jason wins I’m calling hacks

Not me thinking every time Jason comes back “if only this was how it was in the books” 😭😭

Jason *dies* Jason: My death was, Greatly exagerated.

No one: Me: *scrolling through yt* Me: *stops* Me: *Looks at thumbnail* Me: Who lives? Who dies? WHO TELLS YOUR STORYYYY? *insert Hamilton chaos*

Hi! Can you put a link to the website you used in the comments pls? I want to use it to do this aswell

This was funny. I really liked it. I saw a video of these from a girl named Michaela but I think your organisation of districts and characters made more sense. I loved it 2:09 no, It is Minerva. Yes they are both godesses of war and you could say Minerva and Belona are the Roman versions of both things Athena is related to but I wouldn't say that. Correct me if I am wrong but I don't think Belona is Athena's Roman persona Still, it makes total sense to put them together 11:42 no. Chiron is his uncle. Chiron is a son of Chronos.

7:01 ayo book Percy is gonna take that seriously if you tell himq💀

Jason used his air powers to survive

Aaaagh there's so many of your videos I can't watch yet because I haven't even finished the first series 😫! I need read fasterrrr😵

I feel like Nico would just leave the arena with shadow travel yeah sure there's the force field, but i don't think it can stop magic

I am so happy that selina made it to this far !!!!

Thumbnail: Who lives who dies who tells your story-

Im happy with Jason winning because i'm one of the few Jason fans.

All I can think is Nico... Nico dying. 😭😭😭

How did you get the pictures to work? I can't figure it out please help.

If Octavian wins tho

brUH I SAW "who lives? Who dies?" AND IMMEDIATELY WENT AND WHO TELLS YOUR STORYYY

Why does Jason have so much plot armor??? I get everyone is upset about the. Burning maze. But HOT DAMN

first time in this challenge and this was so fun

I did this and Jason won!

Finally

Jason: falls of a cliff also Jason: Tis but a scratch

Thumbnail: Who lives? Who dies? Me: Who tells your story?

Ummm Bellonna is the Roman version Enyo and Minerva is the Roman name of Athena lol. But still good pairing

Nico's death surprised me the most

I did this simulator and Percy and Annabeth cuddled for warmth then Luke killed Annabeth the next morning and Percy killed Luke like two days later 💀

Hazel and Bianca probably wanted to be killed bc their brother died. also Rachel was actually scaring me there. I guess the stimulator was trying to prove a point - cough cough The Burning Maze

Just curious, what’s the simulator that you used?

Jason literally died 4 times but somehow kept living. Ugly Percy should have had that.

PERCY AND TYSON. THATS SO OP

I bet thson was screaming peanut butter the whole time