I just noticed, absolute gigachad

Aidan S. to be fair at least he isn’t THAT far over the 10 minute mark, only a few minutes over

ikr, what a tool smh 😪

This isn’t petscop

haha this joke is funnier each time i see it

and youre gonna have to wait 2 more years for him to talk about its successor, fat man cries: battle royale.

That's funny and smart white hair man who makes really well put together reviews to you.

Fat man 4 now with snow

Fat man 4 now with snow

ye-................um.........yes.

Ah shit that’s who he reminds me off, damn u now I won’t be able to unsee it

@@firstbloodpro97andersen33 this is literally him

Waltuh

@@moron1138 put ya dick away waltah

@@firstbloodpro97andersen33 My man he's literally Michael Mando

bro same 💀 i’ve watched this video like six times and yet here i am again

Same bruh💀

me too i used to watch this to fall asleep because i loved his commentary and i love this game

Bruh I thought I was the only lunatic hahahaha

Have you ever heard the definition of insanity?

"Pyrocynical is like, the best cup of tea, right after sex"

You here a distant "*NYEH HEH HEH*"

I've eaten a slightly smaller spagetthi made from him it's called petscop it's slightly better

Would you like a second plat sir

Problem is I ordered a big helping of petscop2 and got this instead. It's still good but damn.

!!!

Red pills show you what you don't wanna see

Takes him back to a time when his daughter was alive, that's why he likes them.

Jorge Gurrola red pills make you into somebody others don’t want to see, as well

@Wrulol twitter bad give me likes

yeah no, i remember when i played this game after watching this video and didn’t bother turning off the tutorial pop ups, if you read what they say at the very first outpost they literally say shooting the alarm won’t disable the rest of the alarms lmao

Thank you, im currently playing the game lol

Sseth and game sales, Pyro and PHub searches? Sounds about right.

Its probably because of citra tbh

@@giraythecatt Yes, that's the point of the original comment

no

Why would you know that? (Sarcasm)

Demn that's deep

Ouch...

Dude

@@coinflipburp1565 nobody told you to ruin this for us

@@coinflipburp1565 Considering its about a gents dead daughter, its deep enough.

Lmao yeah I had my silenced 1911 (forgot the name, it was a special weapon) and just pop, one tapped him

@@binphan6655 it's called Shadow.

Vaas is a fractured hero. He’s not evil, just incredibly manipulated. Before the fight with Jason he was even considering aligning with the Rakyat once more and starting a war with Hoyt.

Vaas was not a psychopath, he was a product of trauma. The real psychopath is Citra, who singlehandedly has the whole island dancing on the palm of her hand, doing anything she wants without suspecting her. She was the one who degraded Vaas, she is indirectly responsible for every victim of Vaas Montenegro.

Idk, I never liked that he was alive all along. I think that it undermines Jason's character arc.

@@dogeshark204 he seems to actually be insane, but he’s pretty calm, I don’t think it ruins it, but it does add some layers to the Vaas scene.

@@Perdix64 You are right about that, but I'm not talking about what it does to Vaas character, but what it does to Jason's character. Killing Vaas was a huge moment to Jason, specially since killing him means that Vaas is reborn in him. Vaas surviving that event makes that moment less powerfull to me. Also it doesn't make sense, how did he survive?? I get that Jason was drugged but come on, he was stabbed multiple times. Are you telling me that Jason never even got close to him? That's lame in my opinion. But what is done is done. If he is gonna live, I would like to see him reunite with Jason, to see how they deal with each other now that the actual villian, Citra, is dead.

I like soup

Michael Mando is a great actor not only in video games but also in actual television. He's one of my favorite characters in Better Call Saul

The longer Jason mando is vass, the stronger he becomes

I mean not the one of the MOST popular, I haven’t heard about him until now

@@stupid-idiot-555 Probably beacuse you've been lviing under a rock or sum. Fc3 has been out since 2012 and nearly everyone on the 360-ps3 gen has played it

BIG progress.

So much progress yet still no petscop 2

what about petscop???

b-b-b-but what about petscop 2

2021: car sex 2

Wheres the clip of the guy trippin on fentanyl

​@@Concerned_Custodian 1:43 my man

It could also represent how Jason is getting separated from the jungle given that Citra, Denis and the Rakyat (kinda) are not on the island, which would make the walk away ending more believable

Took me 3 days to finish

It's really a masterpiece. Good Job to pyrocyncial!

i almost didnt watch it beacuse of the length but it turns out i found my favorite video on youtube

i saw pyro uploaded a 2 hour long vid and watched it immediatly

@@judas4107 bruh its 2 hours long not 3 days jeez

1 month ago already,damn....

@@Khushalisdumb 37 minutes ago already, damn...

It’s wild seeing all the comments about the video being so long before the long video meta took over now

​@@jjcoola998 yeah lol

No. Vaas' entire speech is about the fact he's tried killing Jason numerous times, but failed each time. "The thing is, I already killed you once. And it's not like I am fucking crazy."

You're doing the Lord's work

*WOAH*

5 is correct

this is an underrated comment

KNICKERS ?

No I don't think we will

Epic gamer girl

I saw it

It's boring porn anyways

Angus Lockwood was it? Lmao

Came here to say that

I kinda enjoyed the video... But I honestly don't know why they felt it was necessary to go over the story of the game point-by-point from start to finish. For people who know the game it's unnecessary - For people who have yet to play the game it's just spoiling the story. And just retelling the main story in this "book review" form serves no purpose other than proving that you have played the story and know it - And nobody cares.

Farcry endgame

@@johndoe9450 welp, for those who have played the game, they could just either skip the whole thing, or watch the whole thing because of the funny narration ( or just love the game in general). For those who have not seen it, when they clicked on the video they have already accepted the risk of getting spoiled, or don't care enough to play the game.

@@mark6934 ye I've played the game several times yet I do enjoy the video. I don't know how that's relevant but I just had to say that

The lecture

It’s Pyro when he tries.

Also a shit ton of adds because he never uploads.

@@jameses4295 I forgot the midrolls

Dark Mode yeah but the content is more than good enough to warrant all the ads

Honestly, the longer videos are some of my favourite, so i dont mind the midrolls

Lol wtf

On the contrary: It makes perfect sense for a megalomaniac dictator hellbent on wiping out an entire culture and people to install his own control to find Kanye funny

Maybe Pagan liked him even more

Hello no did you see those adds?

Fanatic Gaming Cmon mate just let him make a joke

@@SkynetT-1944 Shut up before our poorly experienced militia takes down your enire trained army again

Fanatic Gaming to be fair it wasn’t our entire army

@@SkynetT-1944 However you had to retreat instead of sending the entire army

Morgz still had more ads in a video tho

The editing is ridiculously clever and well done

imagine rendering that shit

It was in production since November

ikr, 2 HOURS long, and all edited i cant rn

Vietnam

*slenderman Gangnam style

Party Rock Anthem

Gangnam Style and K-pop artist Psy are both very anti-American, with Psy writing the song as a way to mock a lifestyle mass consumerism; thematically it makes perfect sense for the pirates to play Gangnam Style as they murder. :)

Cam OK sounds accurate

Really hit with the nostalgia, game is only $15 on the xbox store, definitely worth it for the price

God I fell old. I was 17 when this game out

You have bad parents

@@devastatheseeker9967 Because he played a videogame? Tf

@@lilhades9484 a parent letting a child play a videogame like far cry is a bad parent

It’s almost as if… that was totally intentional! Crazy right?

❗📦, ⚕️🩻:Careful with watchu say 🙏🗣️🗣️🙏 the GLOCK is watching 🤞🤞🐔🐔 and he ain’t take NO prisoners 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🤫🤫 keep them cheeks TIGHT​@@basicallyjason8111

@@basicallyjason8111I think it was a happy accident

@@ۥۦۦۦ I doubt it is, in pyro’s far cry 5 video, he makes the same joke about far cry being about fat people crying

You know he needs to make a liveable profit... right?

@@mojokapitan1601 bro

@@acasualmusiclistener7919 bro he posted cringe bro

@@Raulz bro I know bro

Mojokapitan 😬

Should've been the main villian.

@Ozen the Lewdable Joker Movie

Vaas*

He's doing a really long video on Cruelty Squad that should be coming out eventually so there's more on the way

same

This is me Except I started watching late at night and being semi responsible I only finished it now Awesome production

honestly same

Just watch the black yoshi video pyro commented "oh sweet now I don't have to make it" on that

@@user-zx4vq4uk9c aw man, no 15 hour essay from my favorite lesbian.

Agreeed

But have you seen his El hoyo review?

It's only been like 3 months lmao

Agreed, but car sex tho.....

I dunno, the Cube and Platform videos are both strong contenders.

Ouch... Thats rough

thats rough buddy

Dang

meanwhile me playing on pc with mouse and keyboard : Uhhhh....yeah...

@@doubleoz1 bruh

while making it entertaining as fuck

Also movies

Too bad he’s gay huh...

Bleh, he's just retelling the Far Cry 3 narrative with some trite commentary.

I know right, his presentation is insane

E Jo lol

I wonder when Petscop 2 will come

maybe that's why he made this video, to tell us about the definition of insanity and how we're in it asking for petscop 2

Petscop 2

This probably took much longer than 10 hours

P0Pdart i think this comment took you 10 hours

@@P0Pdart I think his point was probably mostly that, whether they're jokes or not, it would be pretty disappointing if a hefty amount of people made a baby brain joke when blood and tears went into something (not literally; I mean, I hope not) Personally I can understand if he felt that way, a friend of mine asked for an in depth analysis of the Star Wars movie timeline and when I sent him all of it he replied with just an angry react (what we do to end a conversation) I just kinda sat there and thought "well I'll go fuck myself then"

well not fully understand, a lot more time and effort went into this video than my analysis of the Star Wars movies, but I can understand to an extent

P0Pdart yea fuck italy

I now right

@@grugrealofficial6732Nah, you’re wrong.

Walter

this video must have been hell to edit

i already watched this about 6 times

Oh shit he actually did. Can't wait for my mom to ask for my favorite movie, and I just say *Fat Cry 3*

Chloe B It can’t beat Petscop

@@maxdragon9248 ill come back in one hour and watch it again to see if i feel the same way that you do (I need to rewatch petscop)

He really do be putting 20 midroll ads as well

@@maxdragon9248 I have completely watch pet shop and I mean to be honest this video really carries us through a story that we have all experienced back in 2012/2013 but petscop is a video doing a light analyst on a series of youtube videos and more or so a showcase of a beautifully done creepypasta. I feel so much more immersed in this video, this could be the fact that this video brings me back to my childhood playing far cry 3 and having 0 cares in the world for the story and this video shows me what I somehow stumbled over. tl:Dr Fat cry 3 maybe better than petscop

i just thought of this

YOOOOOO

good joke it must have 1000 likes... when the video came out not now...

As fallout player i can confirm this is correct

Don't ever compare skyrim to fallout

Same

It was well edited, i didn't feel exhaused by any part lol

denis vieru am doing it again

I watched it twice! Please help me

I can. It was a good video.

Hes like the jesse pinkman of BCS

I just recently got into BCS, and when I heard his voice I thought he sounded familiar. Found out a few months ago that it was the same guy that played Vaas. One of the greatest accidental discoveries ever for me. Glad you commented this.

Altar Of Orochi thats insane

J. J. ???

I have an idea for far cry 6. I think Vass faked his own death at his compound by grabbing a pirate of a similar build and burning his body so then it looks like Jason killed him and burnt down his camp. That developer never 100% said that Vass died, he said that Sam and the Pirates referenced his death however what if the Vass fooled them. Anyway though. Cut to 10 years, later Jason is still dealing with the trauma of what happened to him on that island. However he now lives in a Northern Australian city (Cairns for example) with a wife and kids. One day Jason is walking into a pub where he see’s Vass having a drink. The 2 of them get into a fist fight that gets them arrested, however while in lockup Jason’s entire family is murdered by the daughter of Hoyt (because representation) who now runs an empire twice the size of her fathers, she has fully taken control of Rook island and suppressed the rakyat to an underground resistance. Jason an Vass put their differences aside to work alongside each other to take down Hoyt’s daughter just for Vass to betray Jason by taking over the rakyat and Hoyt’s daughter’s empire.

Still not petscop 2

Goes into deeper depression because it isn't petscop 2

Maybe except for the parts that are clear spoilers like the deaths of all of the antagonists and the choice at the end to kill Lisa or not

A bit spoiler heavy for an e3 presentation don’t you think? Lmfao but Fr it was edited nicely.

I agree

The only thing missing from it is Vaas saying "are you enjoying my sister's company? She's gonna make a warrior out of you." and maybe "you're so fucked Jason"

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Zs6VhZmTy9-RpXU.html I made a music only version

Trauma dumping in a comment section 💀

@@yuriscynicism Bro.

@@yuriscynicism wtf man

@@yuriscynicism lol

@@yuriscynicism bro.

Tru

Ubisoft games in general (Assassin's Creed: my family dead so now I kill)

Exactly, since Far Cry 3 It´s all the same

or any ubisoft franchise. its ironic

@@felixcatus3367 well they try some new things in fc6 and it got some good response from non ubisoft hater

I’ve seen it over 10 times, still has great rewatch potential

@@mikeyseney6570 the defenition of insanity

@@amchannel8087 7th time watching and each time my mental health drops staggeringly

Some of Pyro's vids are like that tbh, prolly cause he barely uploads nowadays.

i've watched this too many times i don't need to play far cry 3 to understand what happens

Scratch yeah, and I’ll gladly say I’m one of them. I’m excited for this vid too btw.

me being one of them

Big sad

Nah shrek has swag 5

Shit i just made a comment about it

Cool theory bro.

@SkinLeg Pockets you said it wrong

Are you pulling a Sherlock sucked on purpose rn??

@@JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter "sherlock sucked on purpose" is kinda nonsensical, the focus came off the chemistry between Holmes and Watson and it seemed almost more like an action movie, and there was almost no motivation to do that. Whereas with this game, the second island being boring because you've beaten and become the epicenter of chaos makes sense. In the same way that only Hoyt was above Vaas, Hoyt is the only thing above you. Everything else is just food to play with, where you have to make your own fun out of your insanity and power as Vaas did. The only thing you have left to play with is your own mind, the only thing you have to fear or face is Hoyt. That's my theory anyway.

@@cheesoid6628 that's understandable, I didn't mean to come off too condescending toward you, the justification just sounded flawed and similar to desperate fans of something else I appreciate trying to make excuses and lampshade. I think if their intent really was to show how little pleasure he got from all the senseless violence he'd engaged in there could have been a more... engaging...way to do it, honestly, not something I've thought super deeply about so I admit my criticisms are inherently less valuable because I'm just pointing out what I perceive as a problem without offering solutions. To me, it felt like they overloaded the begining, but wanted to stretch that bit out for some reason and has always seemed like a low point in a really good experience. I can't discredit your theory entirely, it's viable, I would just have hoped that if that truly was the case they leaned into it all a lot more. I remember gliding fondly, but it seemed to get caught up in a cycle weirdly derivative of...itself. I don't even know what I'm on about, man... just know that I read your response and really appreciated seeing it!! I have ADD, not an excuse, simply a factor I live with. I love to write, problem being I have a general write-as-I-go style which leads me to...this; unintentionally writing essays at people trying to start a dialogue that rarely ever falls through because walls of text scare people away and tend to limit the very audience I'm trying to reach. I'm aware of it and it's something I'm working on, with... varying... degrees of success. Just know that I'm apologetic if my initial tone seemed dismissive and I really appreciate your thoughtful response and willingness to engage in constructive dialogue. Anyway, essay over...think it coulda been done better, but I can still see where you're coming from. Peace!!

imagine if Jason said "i am sterile" as he died

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if she wasn't aware of that. I don't get get the vibe she attended public education.

​@@SyndicateOperativein the rook islands, the local indigenous priest is probably the closest to an actual education system

The 40 y/o moms on candy crush level 327945 bouta commit a mass shooting 😂

Finally 69 likes

@@TheyFrNamedMeBen they destroying earth and going for the rest of the solar system

i mean if you gaming for 6 days without a break that would probably happen

@@_Aidelweiss_ i agree but i think he means that he is still sleeping and eating and stuff

b-B-bUt PeTsCoP 2

@@Watermelone-kx2zx *slaps* NO!

Im seeing more comments complaining about people complaining about the ads than people actually complaining

Wheres 1AM gang at?

@@waterbird2686 I'm happy for him, MONEY!

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So guys we did it, we reached dem strippers

Same or maybe a fat cry 4

@@donnahurst5027yeah, a far cry 4 video would be very nice

You mean worst part is that now you have to wait for another good video

I did do it again

あああああああああああ

Insanity is...

Now its between fat cry 4 and petscop 2

You guys are getting 4k?

@@Yazztan You guys are getting 1080p?

@@IvailoStoychev You guys are getting 720p?

@@firanga9888 you guys are getting 144p?

@@874dan4 you guys are getting video input?

Mohammed Avdol?!

Oh hell yeah

hes a genius. everyone like so he sees

Bruh I got 15 but it’s worth it

Dumb name but I agree.

Pyro should do one on dying light

He has good WiFi tho

england internet

Pyronical

For a second I thought you were the right opinion

Yeah Ok I know TRO not the second

@@Darek_B52 how

Simp

the longer the fat cry exists on earth the stronger it will become - that big robot from doom