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15 April: On this day in 1755, Samuel Johnson's dictionary was published.
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This clip is from QI Series J, Episode 4, 'Jack and Jill' with Stephen Fry, Alan Davies, Katy Brand, David Mitchell and Sue Perkins.

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@Ravaxr
@Ravaxr 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite anecdote about this, courtesy of Hitchens: When Dr. Johnson published his dictionary he was visited by a delegation of respectable ladies who congratulated him for his decision to exclude any indecent words, to which he replied "Ladies, I congratulate you on your persistence in looking them up!"
@jbjaguar2717
@jbjaguar2717 Жыл бұрын
Why did I read that in the voice of Robbie Coltrane? Oh yes - Blackadder.
@RJSRdg
@RJSRdg 2 жыл бұрын
Johnson's definition of lexicographer: "One who compiles dictionaries - a pleasant and genial fellow"!
@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095
@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095 2 жыл бұрын
Is that true? {:o:O:}
@j_taylor
@j_taylor Жыл бұрын
That sounds a bit like Bierce.
@gurrrn1102
@gurrrn1102 8 ай бұрын
A harmless drudge
@thesubhumancomedy
@thesubhumancomedy 7 ай бұрын
When?
@rozamunduszek4787
@rozamunduszek4787 6 жыл бұрын
The definition of "sock" reminds me of a definition of "horse" in the first Polish dictionary: "horse - what it is, everybody can see"
@Eisenwulf666
@Eisenwulf666 6 жыл бұрын
*Flying hussars intensifies *
@anttibjorklund1869
@anttibjorklund1869 5 жыл бұрын
What if you're blind?
@TallSilentGuy
@TallSilentGuy 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many other nouns were given similar treatment?
@christiangeiselmann
@christiangeiselmann 4 жыл бұрын
Simon It's the number everybody knows.
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 4 жыл бұрын
I mean what's the alternative, "A bloody massive dog"
@Thecognoscenti_1
@Thecognoscenti_1 6 жыл бұрын
"I've done C and D." "Right, let's hear it then." "Big, blue wobbly thing that mermaids live in. Sea."
@AnonymousXeno
@AnonymousXeno 4 жыл бұрын
Je ne sais quoi That’s from the blackadder episode where they thought they burnt the only dictionary
@TheEnglishScotsman
@TheEnglishScotsman 3 жыл бұрын
Dog - not a cat
@eightw5783
@eightw5783 3 жыл бұрын
It was B and C. B a thing that goes bzzzz.
@gurrrn1102
@gurrrn1102 7 ай бұрын
B A Buzzing Thing
@Jotari
@Jotari 7 жыл бұрын
Black Adder reference was on point.
@68Boca
@68Boca 2 жыл бұрын
and whenever I hear of Dr Samuel Johnson, I instantly see Robbie Coltrane.
@philipmonihan8222
@philipmonihan8222 4 жыл бұрын
Blackadder and Only Fools and Horses references in one video. Well done.
@Riptize
@Riptize 7 жыл бұрын
I offer my most gracious contrafibularities to those, who knew the answer.
@hornyfuckinturtle
@hornyfuckinturtle 7 жыл бұрын
Ill probably sound the buzzer, but please stop Shakespeare
@nfmonteiro
@nfmonteiro 7 жыл бұрын
+firehazard I don't know why, it's a perfectly cromulent word. I suspect your dictionaries could use some embiggening.
@replicon1
@replicon1 7 жыл бұрын
You surely aren't leaving without your pendigestatery interludeteries?
@Wolf6119
@Wolf6119 7 жыл бұрын
I am frasmotic and anaspectic towards those who didn't know the answer.
@unclejoeoakland
@unclejoeoakland 7 жыл бұрын
This clearly calls for an outside expert to help resolve the matter. I will fetch one in. I will be back before you can say "antidisestablishmentarianism"
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic 5 жыл бұрын
Once upon a time there was a lovely little sausage called Baldrick and he lived happily ever after
@EleanorPeterson
@EleanorPeterson 4 жыл бұрын
I love Sue's rubbish hammer-mime when she defined 'shapesmith': "I've... done a thing..."
@howardsend6589
@howardsend6589 3 жыл бұрын
Get out more.
@Farweasel
@Farweasel 2 жыл бұрын
........... A very *bad* thing Now that would have sparked real interest.
@AshishGupta-ql9lq
@AshishGupta-ql9lq 7 жыл бұрын
i miss blackadder
@wayne-o8567
@wayne-o8567 7 жыл бұрын
Ashish Gupta Wibble
@Gyrbae
@Gyrbae 7 жыл бұрын
i mister blackadder
@Nealrex101
@Nealrex101 6 жыл бұрын
A cunning plan?
@bradleywicenciak8005
@bradleywicenciak8005 3 жыл бұрын
It might be back hopefully
@Markus_Andrew
@Markus_Andrew 5 жыл бұрын
Oats: "A grain which, in England, is generally given to horses, but in Scotland, supports the people". So there you have it. Not all burns were Scottish.
@Chebab-Chebab
@Chebab-Chebab 3 жыл бұрын
@Grassy Knoll Well, if you're Scottish, you're British as well.
@johnnyxrcfc
@johnnyxrcfc 3 жыл бұрын
@@Chebab-Chebab britannia was England and Wales. Caledonia was scotland. Scotland being included in Britain is nothing but enlish propaganda. Scotland is not and never has been ‘Britain’
@Chebab-Chebab
@Chebab-Chebab 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnnyxrcfc Well, seeing as a Scottish king (and also king of England) joined England and Scotland, I'd say that he started it.
@Chebab-Chebab
@Chebab-Chebab 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnnyxrcfc You really care, don't you?
@ronnieince4568
@ronnieince4568 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnnyxrcfc actually the Romans called Scotland North Britain and the Scots are actually settlers from North East Ireland who settled in the area of what is today Argylleshire in tgd 5th century-these people were Scotia and became the first kings and gave their name eventually to the whole country .The also taught the locals how to make whisky but clearly not how to spell it .Read a history of Scotland from pre Roman times of the various groups which includes Picts Angles Britons and the Scots in Dalriada from whom the first kings of all Scotland came .
@dixie8418
@dixie8418 3 жыл бұрын
Whilst on the subject of dictionaries; Sir James Augustus Henry Murray and William Chester Minor contributed the greatest number of words in the Oxford English dictionary. A film has been produced, titled "The professor and the Madman". Quite a remarkable story.
@vaylonkenadell
@vaylonkenadell 6 жыл бұрын
3:48 - And that's why England has the finest horses and Scotland the finest men.
@Noah-wx7fm
@Noah-wx7fm 5 жыл бұрын
Ouch! Now THAT's a come back
@Lowlandlord
@Lowlandlord 5 жыл бұрын
@@Noah-wx7fm It is a quote from Sir Walter Scott as I recall, who did it as a comeback something like a hundred years after the first half of the statement. There is actually some science behind that, and the medieval Scottish military (such as it was) was unique for having better than average logistics. Every soldier would carry a supply of oats with them, and could make oatmeal and oatcakes whenever they wanted. Lots of medieval armies had no real logistical support and just had the food that they could scavenge, whereas the Scots could supplement their diet with scavenging instead of relying on it entirely. Lots of armies would get desperate and eat their horses. Even by the Napoleonic Wars scavenging was still common for most European armies as to how the army fed it self. In the 1905 Russo-Japanese War one of the advantages the Japanese had was a superior logistical support system (based on the British one as I recall, or at least similar) which including soldiers carrying their own rations in addition to having some supplied by the baggage system and scavenging, seems minor but things like that can make major differences. Medieval Japanese ashigaru (a peasant levy) had something similar to the Scots actually, they would have this sort of hose like bag that they would wrap around themselves (over one should, under the other, like a bandoleer) full of rice, their metal jinghasa helmets (military versions of the Asian, conical straw hats associated with farmers) made cook cooking pots. Of course medieval Japan generally fought medieval Japan, so it had little affect, everyone being equal. Not sure about the Koreans, who are the only people I can think of that the Japanese had a protracted war against.
@Noah-wx7fm
@Noah-wx7fm 5 жыл бұрын
@@Lowlandlord that is really interesting. All of that really. People like you who know stuff about stuff are the best, lol
@rosiefay7283
@rosiefay7283 4 жыл бұрын
That's a novel one: judging people by what their soldiers had as army rations.
@nicosmind3
@nicosmind3 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lowlandlord If you ever learn about how Romans did war its every bit as impressive, if not more so. They would show up somewhere, build a basic fort, they would carve steps in the mountainside to make it easier for horses, they would make friends with locals and find out their enemies. Lots of little things which havent changed in 1000s of years. Really what surprised me most is that the skills of carpentry seemed more important that the skills of war. Oh youre French and holding up in your castle. Fair enough, we will build everything we need to take your castle. Were not just going to sit around here and watch you starve. You might have called for reinforcments.
@vilstef6988
@vilstef6988 5 жыл бұрын
One of Dr Johnson's more eccentric definitions: Dog, (N) A well-known animal.
@kisbie
@kisbie 3 жыл бұрын
That’s worse than Baldrick’s effort! ‘Not a cat.’ 🤣
@sanuspg
@sanuspg 2 жыл бұрын
This show is fantastic. Great idea for a show and even better implementation.
@benberk4082
@benberk4082 5 жыл бұрын
No one commented on Stephen's quick little "horse nipple clamps" line
@tomtom21194
@tomtom21194 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure Baldric did write a dictionary but he wrote it on giant turnips and they unfortunately are lost to time and decay
@jbjaguar2717
@jbjaguar2717 Жыл бұрын
The first Polish dictionary included the following definition of 'horse': "Everyone knows what a horse is."
@hornyfuckinturtle
@hornyfuckinturtle 7 жыл бұрын
We almost found the question for 42 :/
@shanerooney7288
@shanerooney7288 4 жыл бұрын
QI ~ Who Wrote The First English Dictionary? Me ~ That guy from BlackAdder.
@emjackson2289
@emjackson2289 4 жыл бұрын
Sue Perkins is quite simply beautiful. Very, very intelligent & funny too, what a mix.
@christopherdean1326
@christopherdean1326 3 жыл бұрын
I agree, but sadly I am not equipped to satisfy her requirements, being a man and everything....
@movieguy2611
@movieguy2611 7 жыл бұрын
It's a bloody Aardvark!
@HistoryonYouTube
@HistoryonYouTube Жыл бұрын
The dictionary was named after its inventor Richard Shonary. Or at least, that is what I heard.
@jb888888888
@jb888888888 5 жыл бұрын
My favourite dictionary word is Dord, which means density.
@jakewagner7416
@jakewagner7416 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently it was meant to define the representation/variable for density, which is either D or d, but was accidentally squished together into one "word".
@DroneConflict
@DroneConflict 7 жыл бұрын
"i made a thing"
@grahamlive
@grahamlive 5 жыл бұрын
I celebrated last night the encyclopaedic implementation of my pre-meditated orchestration of demotic Anglo-Saxon.
@zanemurcha2675
@zanemurcha2675 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds Damn Saucy!
@anarchycastro
@anarchycastro 7 жыл бұрын
0:15 That laugh! Mr Fry.
@detectiveinspectorme306
@detectiveinspectorme306 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine inventing the dictionary, only to have the word “dictionary” added to it.
@spelcheak
@spelcheak 5 жыл бұрын
Sock-Noun-Folded fabric for 'friegning from frigorifick feet.
@entheojinn4051
@entheojinn4051 5 жыл бұрын
Depucelate: Joan of Arc was called La Pucelle d'Orleans, "the Maid of Orleans"
@renardmigrant
@renardmigrant 4 жыл бұрын
If you know what the French word dépuceler or puceau means.
@shmookins
@shmookins 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'm anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation.
@asusmctablet9180
@asusmctablet9180 4 жыл бұрын
Really remarkable when you realize Atkinson was a stutterer.
@Chuckf66
@Chuckf66 3 жыл бұрын
I shall return interfrastically. Leaving so soon, sir? Not staying for your pendergestatory interluditive?
@Chuckf66
@Chuckf66 3 жыл бұрын
T'is a common word, down our way.
@millomweb
@millomweb 4 жыл бұрын
This appears to be 1080i resolution.
@constantinobugatti1200
@constantinobugatti1200 6 жыл бұрын
In spanish frigorifick Is what you call a building that has many fridges, and its called frigorífico
@DutchMadness77
@DutchMadness77 4 жыл бұрын
I think Frigorífico is Portuguese for fridge as well
@ntlespino
@ntlespino 5 жыл бұрын
3:03 the reaction to "depucellate"
@bobrobrules
@bobrobrules 7 жыл бұрын
3:28 omg its that meme where he's reading then looks up with a wtf face.
@Woad25
@Woad25 7 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the "WTF am I reading??" meme
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 4 жыл бұрын
Obviously looked at his definition for a sock
@Cypher791
@Cypher791 4 жыл бұрын
Lord knows I need a shapesmith 🤦‍♂️
@rosiefay7283
@rosiefay7283 6 жыл бұрын
1755 is not quite in the earlier part of the 18th century.
@PotentiallyAndy
@PotentiallyAndy 2 жыл бұрын
I’d like to have Baldricks dictionary. “C” big blue wobbly thing, that mermaids live in.
@rory4605
@rory4605 2 жыл бұрын
If you ever visit Dr Johnson's home in Doughty Street, London, be sure to say hello to the small statue of his beloved cat, Hodge. He loved cats, therefore I love Johnson.
@sophiepedigree7139
@sophiepedigree7139 2 жыл бұрын
Depucelate are frigorifick are still used in French, albeit spelled differently.
@MarkLewis...
@MarkLewis... Жыл бұрын
I really thought "Depucelate" was going to mean "to find your courage or lose your fear, then I realized it's spelled pusil-lanimous, not pucil. If only I had a dictionary handy... you know, at my fingertips.
@WhitePointerGaming
@WhitePointerGaming 4 жыл бұрын
So Baldrick's definitions of "dog" and "sea" might not have been completely out of place, then.
@matlew1960
@matlew1960 4 жыл бұрын
Did these early dictionaries include Aardvark. Got you..
@eightw5783
@eightw5783 3 жыл бұрын
4 out of 5 of the none used words are quite useful.
@SuperflyGaming
@SuperflyGaming 7 жыл бұрын
Frigorifick is interesting, in the area I grew up the only time someone would say something similar to that is when they were describing if it was really cold, they'd say 'it's frigging cold'. Wonder if it derives from that? It was a heavily Yorkshire accent area too.
@lukekelly344
@lukekelly344 7 жыл бұрын
Superfly Gaming people say frigging instead of saying "fucking"
@SuperflyGaming
@SuperflyGaming 7 жыл бұрын
I know that, but I only ever heard the word frigging when used to mention it was cold.
@andyboreland
@andyboreland 7 жыл бұрын
Superfly Gaming frigorifico is 'fridge' some parts of Spain
@lourencoalmada1305
@lourencoalmada1305 6 жыл бұрын
Superfly Gaming In Portuguese "fridge" is frigorífico.
@dixie8418
@dixie8418 3 жыл бұрын
Same experience in my life too but more southerly, London area. Admittedly, generations pass and new generations begin their own language as did my generation in younger years; for example, bad or wicked meant good. Friggin, as in friggin cold, was assumed that friggin had replaced the word f'ing and deemed as such by everyone known to me at that time. That doesn't mean that the theory of the origin of the word friggin isn't correct. Ammended: According to Etymology online; frigid; 1620s, "intensely cold," from Latin frigidus "cold, chill, cool," figuratively "indifferent," also "flat, dull, trivial," from stem of frigere "be cold;" related to noun frigus "cold, coldness, frost," from Proto-Italic *srigos-, from PIE root *srig- "cold" (source also of Greek rhigos "cold, frost"). The meaning "wanting in sexual heat" is attested from 1650s, originally of males. Related: Frigidly; frigidness Frigorific; "causing cold," 1660s, from French frigorifique, from Late Latin frigorificus "cooling," from frigor-, stem of Latin frigus "cold, cool, coolness" (see frigid) + -ficus "making, doing," from combining form of facere "to make, do" (from PIE root *dhe- "to set, put").
@donna30044
@donna30044 4 жыл бұрын
David Mitchell should be an expert on words coined by William Shakespeare. 😉
@massiveredlight
@massiveredlight 7 жыл бұрын
Susie Dent!
@noneck8166
@noneck8166 7 жыл бұрын
Nah...she just made it sexy.
@ryannickens7848
@ryannickens7848 7 жыл бұрын
I often notice that the KZfaq videos with less than 50 comments are the ones most worth watching. How's that?
@tryingmybest206
@tryingmybest206 5 жыл бұрын
Because people are too drawn in by the video and are watching it instead of commenting
@renardmigrant
@renardmigrant 4 жыл бұрын
Not out.
@stardude3396
@stardude3396 3 жыл бұрын
if you speak french, you may have guessed 'to depucelate' from dépuceler (pucelle meaning virgin)
@kilroy987
@kilroy987 4 жыл бұрын
I looked up dictionary in a dictionary. It described what one was. I was hoping for something like "really?" or "this." or "What you're reading, ahole." At the very least, "as, of, or of being a dictionary." For the longest time, I thought 'disseminate' meant to pursue and destroy bad information that was out there, not simply spread information.
@lkgreenwell
@lkgreenwell 2 жыл бұрын
Johnson was refused a job at my old school, which fell in the Diocese of Lichfield, and this is fortunate, as he would never have written “London”: “You risk your life, if here at night you roam……”
@tahutoa
@tahutoa 3 жыл бұрын
3:28 heeyyyy, I have that picture on my pc.
@thomthom6268
@thomthom6268 3 жыл бұрын
Asides. Besides. Seasides. Decides. The four sides of double LP albums.
@Dyers88
@Dyers88 6 жыл бұрын
Dog - Not a cat
@Farweasel
@Farweasel 2 жыл бұрын
Some would say David was nearest to the mark at 2.30 ..... IF you are in fact into nipple clamps as a presumed way of improving one's body then indeed a shapesmith may be the perfect provider?
@wheelieblind
@wheelieblind 3 жыл бұрын
American, in the USA... like to tell people that Webster wrote the first dictionary... and notice I did not say English dictionary lol but yes that too. They also like to tell people that Texas is the biggest state when Alaska is.
@974724
@974724 4 жыл бұрын
Dépuceler and frigorifique are still commonly used in French. languages are fascinating.
@caralama08
@caralama08 4 жыл бұрын
CAPTIONS PLEASE!!!?
@vandiepta5354
@vandiepta5354 2 жыл бұрын
how did you do it can you share with me , thank you
@Addy0302
@Addy0302 6 жыл бұрын
But did he actually miss out Aardvark?
@alexveldhuis6004
@alexveldhuis6004 6 жыл бұрын
Probably, because the boers, or boeren (Dutch for farmers) of South Africa named an animal not found in the UK aardvarken. Which translates as Earth pig. The name was adopted into English language at some later date.
@jb888888888
@jb888888888 5 жыл бұрын
johnsonsdictionaryonline.com/search-johnsons-dictionary/?SearchValue=aardvark
@highvoltage7797
@highvoltage7797 5 жыл бұрын
Alex Veldhuis It’s a Blackadder reference.
@salwaaj1356
@salwaaj1356 3 жыл бұрын
Depucelate is the only word i guessed right. It sounds like the french word ..
@DavidHSouthernGent
@DavidHSouthernGent 4 жыл бұрын
"Frigorifick" is this where we got the short name for the refrigerator , the "Frig?
@gwishart
@gwishart 4 жыл бұрын
They're frigorifick and refrigerator are both derived from the Latin "frigus", meaning "frost". I've never heard anybody call a fridge a "frig"
@violenceisfun991
@violenceisfun991 6 жыл бұрын
SAUSAGE???????!!!!
@Chuckf66
@Chuckf66 3 жыл бұрын
Oh. And aardvark.
@johneyton5452
@johneyton5452 3 жыл бұрын
Damn your eyes man ! ! ! Damn your eyes ! ! !
@nathangoedeke694
@nathangoedeke694 Жыл бұрын
Johnson defined Patron as "a person with no talent who pays others to be talented for him"
@chufflangs
@chufflangs 4 жыл бұрын
I have such a crush on Sue Perkins
@zbr76
@zbr76 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely quite a looker in person, I can testify!
@petejones879
@petejones879 2 жыл бұрын
Doctor Johnsons version ommited the word sausage
@mathivaanan.m6604
@mathivaanan.m6604 6 жыл бұрын
nice
@jeebuschristos8423
@jeebuschristos8423 5 жыл бұрын
42,773... but he forgot sausage...
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic 5 жыл бұрын
And aardvark
@lonnwy
@lonnwy 5 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind being a mouthfriend to Alan Davies, ;-) xx
@ashleighg.3366
@ashleighg.3366 4 жыл бұрын
What about McNaughton?
@rhyljones5051
@rhyljones5051 6 жыл бұрын
It appears as though the word 'Frigorifick' was likely rooted in the Spanish word 'Frigorifico' and pronounced with a hard 'g'.
@alexveldhuis6004
@alexveldhuis6004 6 жыл бұрын
Well the English word for that is refrigerator/refrigeration, so more a coincidence.
@wolfgangmcq
@wolfgangmcq 4 жыл бұрын
I believe they're all derived from the Latin "frigus", whence "frigid" and others.
@Gaz-Man87
@Gaz-Man87 2 жыл бұрын
"A burnt novel is like a burnt dog..."
@grahamlive
@grahamlive 5 жыл бұрын
Sir, you are surely not using the first English dictionary to look up rude words?
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic 5 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be too hopefull. That's what all the other ones will be used for.
@ishouldhavetried
@ishouldhavetried 4 жыл бұрын
I would have guessed Webster... or Oxford University.
@mistermagnifico
@mistermagnifico 2 жыл бұрын
Why would he say writ instead of wrote
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic 5 жыл бұрын
0:49 that is not much of a dictionary is it
@flyawaytodie
@flyawaytodie 4 жыл бұрын
We've all been frigorifick'd! Actually, we've all been depucelated!
@mjkjelland13
@mjkjelland13 3 жыл бұрын
"SAUSAGE!"
@noahtan
@noahtan 4 жыл бұрын
How would you define "define"? Also, would the definition of "dictionary" in a dictionary be "the book you are currently holding idiot"?
@Acidictadpole
@Acidictadpole 5 жыл бұрын
Was the word "Dictionary" in the first dictionary?
@sirandrelefaedelinoge
@sirandrelefaedelinoge 5 жыл бұрын
*SAUSAGE...?*
@renardmigrant
@renardmigrant 4 жыл бұрын
By no means the first, but regarder as the masterpiece of its day, and surpassed any other dictionary in Europe.
@mxplixic
@mxplixic 2 жыл бұрын
So the word dictionary existed before the creation of the first dictionary? 🤔
@nightcrawler171486
@nightcrawler171486 2 жыл бұрын
Strangely enough I am one of the last remaining living descendant of Dr Samuel Johnson’s manservant Francis Barber. So after watching this video I realise that Dr Samuel Johnson would not approve of my existence because half my family is Scottish😳
@decodolly1535
@decodolly1535 Жыл бұрын
To be an ancestor of Francis Barber, you'd have to be over 300 years old. You're a descendant. Maybe buy a dictionary........
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic 5 жыл бұрын
Can I look up turnip
@jameswashbuirn580
@jameswashbuirn580 5 жыл бұрын
but has he got sausage?
@caphalor08
@caphalor08 4 жыл бұрын
C Big blue wobbly thing that mermaids live in.
@Dazzletoad
@Dazzletoad 6 жыл бұрын
I just heard the word duplicitous twice in two different vids for the first time ever O.o"
@waynereid5767
@waynereid5767 2 жыл бұрын
「どうやってやるの?」、
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 7 жыл бұрын
And the last one will be written by a graduate of DeVos' public school system, and it will be friggin' illegible.
@tim211292
@tim211292 7 жыл бұрын
dont worry we in the first world that speak english will keep english going
@WorkingClassZombie
@WorkingClassZombie 7 жыл бұрын
u fukin wot m8?
@qwertyTRiG
@qwertyTRiG 7 жыл бұрын
tim211292 You avin a larf?
@tim211292
@tim211292 7 жыл бұрын
i did mean Canada, Australia, NZ and the UK will be keeping English going properly :P
@rich1051414
@rich1051414 7 жыл бұрын
But they will know how to kill at 300 yards for 20 bucks. Not sure what else a family of mercenaries is qualified to teach kids.
@thesubhumancomedy
@thesubhumancomedy 7 ай бұрын
Most things. Nothing with logic about it.
@daviesmia
@daviesmia 2 жыл бұрын
Get your Wagnels and get the Funk out
@muskatDR
@muskatDR 7 жыл бұрын
I think its an awful dictionary! Full of feeble definitions and redicilous verbiate! Id ask anyone to chuck the damn thing in the fire!
@rextheroyalist6389
@rextheroyalist6389 6 жыл бұрын
"Baldric, why have you turned into an Alsatian?"
@anttibjorklund1869
@anttibjorklund1869 5 жыл бұрын
@@rextheroyalist6389 "Oh God, I'm having a dream..."
@chenzenzo
@chenzenzo 4 жыл бұрын
That's not a bloody Dictionary!
@veerdavinder1011
@veerdavinder1011 6 жыл бұрын
Is the answer is Dr Johnson
@renardmigrant
@renardmigrant 4 жыл бұрын
Well, the wrong answer.
4 жыл бұрын
Love the story (hopefully true) when Johnson was berated by a red-faced woman demanding to know why he described 'clinch' as part of a horses' hoof...to which he replied: "Ignorance ma-am, pure ignorance..."
@donpcmartin
@donpcmartin 4 жыл бұрын
Rubbish Blacksmith lol
@anydaynow
@anydaynow 5 жыл бұрын
If everyone uses them for definitions then why do we call them "diction"airies? Of course, the pronunciations are in there, but still. I kept waiting for someone to mention it. Am I the only one that cares? Not that I care. How does one turn off their brain?
@gwishart
@gwishart 4 жыл бұрын
Diction has several meanings, one of which is: "the choice and use of words and phrases in speech or writing"
@zacpope3380
@zacpope3380 6 жыл бұрын
Did anyone pick up the very first few words? "Who 'rit' the first dictionary?" He said 'rit' instead of 'wrote'
@callistogarnet
@callistogarnet 6 жыл бұрын
Zac Pope He said “wrote”
@berdonburns
@berdonburns 5 жыл бұрын
He definitely said “wrote”.
@reinforcedpenisstem
@reinforcedpenisstem 4 жыл бұрын
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