"he doesn't look very happy, does he?" "No, it's a very cross section."

I'd love a compilation of Mitchell vs the Klaxon

"Different orgasm, same trout." A statement never uttered before this.

“No a fish” But if Stephen had listened to the elves he’d know there’s no such thing as a fish...

"It's cartilaginous matter...or cartilage as we would say...in England" I love Fry softly mocking his own vernacular in that moment.

Lavatories kill more people than sharks because nobody knows where to punch them.

9:26 when Stephen says "it's a very cross section" is the most underrated joke in this video

I love when the screen elves troll Micthell XD

"Every cell in my body when I see that says 'it is the ENEMY!'" This is the moment that made me a devout David Mitchell fan god knows how many years ago that episode aired.

5:31 David's animosity towards the Klaxon is a beautiful thing.

Mitchell: It is the enemy! Sharks: Are we the baddies?

I’m with Stephen; sharks are incredible.

Noel Fielding when he sees a shark: "What are ya doin in my waters?"

Alan really is a national treasure.

I love the fact that one of the recurring gags is David Mitchell's long running feud with the people who control the Klaxon.

David Mitchell v the elves, a fight I can’t get enough off 😂

3:13 But...but...Stephen: Didn't you once say that there's 'no such thing as a fish'?

Stephen has such an amazing speaking voice. I could go to sleep listening to him read about people being tortured

As a New Yorker I find the statement that we're all rabid and prepared to bite another human's leg off 100% accurate

Sharks are basically the misunderstood dogs of the ocean.

I have had the greatest fortune to witness great white sharks off Isle of Guadalupe; these fish are not to be feared, just respected. They are powerful; inquisitive and persistent. I'm grateful for the encounters.

This is like a normal QI compilation BUT WITH SHAAAAARKS!

David fighting the klaxon is always my favourite.

Thank you too the Qi elves another great compilation!

I'm going to suggest that ominous music makes far more of a difference out of water than if you were face to face with one...

Maybe ominous music is scary because it's always played along video of sharks!

A compilation I didn’t know I needed

I've seen a few different types of sharks while SCUBA diving. Some harmless and some not so harmless and I have always been too captivated by their beauty to be totally terrified. (until later)

I love Sandi's top at 5 and a half minutes with the parrots!

Sharks aren't mean or horrible, they simply do what they do.

*ohhhhhhh... ohhhh...*

sharks have every reason to attack us. we're the ones coming into the ocean and trespassing into their home; it's 100% self defense

Alan's impression of a shark having an orgasm makes me laugh every time

I can’t stop watching these, these funny and informative.

BEST COMPILATION IDEA

Humans: Kill 120 million sharks a year Sharks: Bite a dozen people a year Humans: EVIL FISH

I've learned more from this show than all my years in school

This is fintastically jawesome!!! Sharky xxx

Stephen defending sharks was beautiful

The description is awesome!

I really like how the drums at the start sound like 'Firestarter' by Prodigy

The nose is the common answer because sharks have a lot of nerve receptacles in their snouts, making them very sensitive. It may not be the best place to punch them, but it'll still be unpleasant for the shark. On the flip side, the eye thing isn't the best for all sharks; when the great white, for example, attacks prey, it rolls its eye back into its head to prevent it from getting hit during the attack. All in all, aim for the gills I guess.

"Is everything okay at home Alan?"

Billy, what's your favorite episode of QI? I like the one where they talk about fish orgasms for a LOOOOOOOONG time!

I love Sandi's shirt at 5:17. I want to know where she got it.

Little known fact, sharks only attack wet people. Have a nice shower.

7:23 I was in the middle of drinking water.. my nose burns!

You strike a shark in the gills, and go for the eyes only if you can’t reach the gills or it isn’t working. The gills are essentially the lungs of the animal, and striking them is like having the wind knocked out of you. Never punch for the nose because you could end up feeding the shark your hand. I will fight every QI elf on this, sharks are kinda ma thang

The basking shark does make life easier for her dentist.

The chances of a shark coming to YOUR home is very slim.

5:36 I'm literally crying

The silent one actually scares me more than the music one. The music is at least a cue for my brain to prepare itself for what is coming. The silent one is too close to how it would feel to be diving & turning around to see that shark coming straight for you.

Hello my friend! *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO* ...

10:18 best part

I blame Spike Milligan for people thinking you should punch a shark in the nose and send them to shark nose hospital

I love that Alan can’t help himself with the shark noise

pog shark pog shark

I'm slightly upset that the "Is that a nurse?" one didn't make it into this.

They’re so interested in talking about sharks, no one noticed Stephen’s comment about “lavatory accidents” 🤣🤣🤣

Duuun dun...

7:43 -- funniest damned thing. She is AWESOME!!

Ohhhhh... Ohhh!...oohhhh??

Does the BBC QI pins like the one Stephen has on his lapel in the last clip?

I missed the "Everything tastes like chicken." -"Yeah. To a shark!"

How dare they not leave in Joe’s impersonation of a shark

After 7:50, disappointed that no-one said, "I'll have what she's having."

My plumber is called Graeme Hall.

120million wow

What is the original title of that "gay shark" joke? I can't seem to remember it

I need help with finding an episode i can't find it anywhere or anyone mentioning it, feels like i tripped out. There was an episode with rich hall, clive anderson, phil jupitus and alan davies and when rich hall was talking alan davies slipped out and shouted "Knob" aimed at rich by accident and then apologized the rest of the program was really really awkward and you can tell alan was embarrassed

0:36 Aah yes I’ve been to New York, and I can’t tell you how many times a random homeless persons in time square has confused my leg for a piece of chicken. Instead of punching them I just give them $10 and tell them where the nearest KFC is.

5:00 😂😂

But how many people dont get bit in new york every year? How many people that swim near sharks dont get bit every year?

You can put a shark on the tele with benny hill in the background it’s still scary.

Shark Pog

Bloody Nestle, and their Toblerone,!!!!!!!!!!!! ,its feckin' hurts this triangular chocolate

Sharks

More Americans die from lavatory accidents than shark attacks. And how many Americans take a crap on a shark once a day?

The first time I saw a shark, I looked down whilst paddling off the beach on Vilamendhoo and there were twelve of the bastards (only tiny ones) swimming round my feet.

Shark flesh is readily available from fish and chip shops in Australia. It's delicious, known as "flake". I used to catch and eat small sharks. It's not true that the shark bodies are all discarded after removing the fins.

In another episode Stephen told us there was no such thing as a fish

Thats a pretty flawed study on the silence vs music.

Sandi's shirt at 5.30. Anyone know where this is from?

Nick Clegg lmao

The fact that all sharks think "Mitchell is an arse!" (well if sharks had views on when World War One and World War Two were called World War One and World War Two). Seriously funny bloke though and I somehow always like Noel Fielding more on this then any other show he's involved in. When Sandi eventually leaves for retirement, Ashling Bea would be an amazing host.

I had shark for dinner!

"They've got far more reason to be scared of a human" Only statistically speaking. I probably wouldn't be scared of a shark if I was stood on a boat with a harpoon gun, but that doesn't change the fact that my instinctual programming says I should fear sharks. If we were both stripped to the waist I imagine I'd lose that fight 10 times outta 10.

Sharks are a sandpaper covered uppercut with teeth. still my first choice for a tattoo though

Just don't call them fish.

5:02 please help me i dont get it

that chap with the black hair looks like richard III

5:01 alas, I dont get it.

Actually here in Australia we eat shark , cutting the fins off them is illegal as here as we're after the flesh

3:29 Imagine the possibilities if you owned a baby basking shark. Goodbye, Fleshlight!

3:27 *SHARK POG*

14 june 2019 stephen back doing qi?

What is a "nickleg"..? @8:30

Whale sharks are much larger than basking sharks

Could we, Please, have subtitle... Thank you.

Why single out New York. You could have said anywhere in America. (By the way I was born in Brooklyn.)