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@AboutLastKnight3 жыл бұрын
Didn't expect to see Corey Taylor just chilling there 🤣🤘
@TonyOnions6663 жыл бұрын
Seriously. Had to do a double take.
@lmm21032 жыл бұрын
Oh that's who that was! I did wonder. Bloody hell
@ApolloVIIIYouAreGoForTLI2 жыл бұрын
Okk good is him.... Neither did I.
@ronmexico16522 жыл бұрын
Same here
@mohammedhuzaifa8654 Жыл бұрын
Is that really him?
@Hopppp4 жыл бұрын
You should make a compilation of guests getting the answer right by accident
@qasimbhatia4 жыл бұрын
ilovestreetlamps Yes Please, QI admin have a look.
@3Immotommi34 жыл бұрын
Yes! Such as the Jo Brand jactitator clip kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fLKbodKbs866fps.html
@Harambae6134 жыл бұрын
Sandi’s guess at the origin of chainsaws and Phil (?)’s guess at corn flakes origin come to mind
@BenWKnowles4 жыл бұрын
Harambae it was Jonny Vegas - good shout - one of the best moments of QI :D
@Jezidka4 жыл бұрын
Oh yes
@justandy3332 жыл бұрын
Alan was talking about planes having a sun roof. They did actually do that to 1 of the Corcordes for a 1 off flight. Not really a sun roof, more of a couple of portholes in the roof. It was for a once in a lifetime event where the only airliner in the world at the time could keep up with the earths rotation, during the longest total solar eclipse ever in 1973 across Africa. It literally flew directly under the path of the Solar eclipse as it crossed North Africa. All sorts of special permissions were required for the flight and they miraculously got granted and it was allowed to take place. This gave them over 70 minutes of observation time apposed to the 7 minutes us ground dwellers had. I mean what a thing to be a part of and to have been on that flight!
@jeffreyyelverton5567 Жыл бұрын
9:11 Love this bit and how Jimmy piggybacks on Alan’s premise. The light whimsy of Alan and the diabolical wit of Jimmy mesh surprisingly well.
@Lainge2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad this aeroplane compilation included the flightless aeroplane breeds too.
@scramblesish4 жыл бұрын
Corey Taylor??? 😮
@GerardFrankMcr4 жыл бұрын
Yup! He's a big fan of QI. He was also a guest on the QI podcast No Such Thing as a Fish.
@MajesticDemonLord4 жыл бұрын
Yep Noisey Nosey was the Episode.
@fgfh100044 жыл бұрын
He was great fun on the episode he was in, would definitely like to see him return.
@Ukie_Hags_World4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know who Corey Taylor or Slipknot/Stone Sour were; what does this olde hag know of heavy metal?!! As a panelist, Corey was a delightful booking; he’s intelligent, erudite, and has a lovely sense of humor. He should be asked back more often. I had to re-think my opinions of metal/grunge musicians and had to take back some of my less-than-flattering past comments.
@GerardFrankMcr4 жыл бұрын
Ukie Hag Amazing that you were able to rethink and change your mind!! I’m a music nerd so I go to a lot of concerts to see pop/rock/metal/rap artists and metal fans have definitely been the most kind and inviting community. Metal artists are also very considerate of their fans but get a bad rep probably due to the ‘aggressiveness’ of the music.
@trooperandcooperale30574 жыл бұрын
Need a Best of Alan upsetting the Germans again with his French, Spanish, board European accent that always ends up sounding German and killing everything.
@NomadUniverse4 жыл бұрын
UND VWERE IS YOUR LICENSE?
@La_sagne4 жыл бұрын
we germans dont get upset about things like that anymore.. we're kinda used to it by now /:=)
@WolfieRich14 жыл бұрын
VERE IS YOUR LICENSE?!
@Jezidka3 жыл бұрын
Phil jupitus doing accents on here is the best
@renpivin43212 жыл бұрын
@@NomadUniverse FIVE MARKS- YOU SHALL BE 0 0 0 THWEE
@SusiBiker4 жыл бұрын
Corey Taylor?!!!! 🤘🤘 RATS!! I missed that episode! 😭😭
@theweedman19783 жыл бұрын
Still blows my mind Corey Taylor was a guest. My two worlds colliding.
@KitlerPlays2 жыл бұрын
i was shocked i need to find that episode NOW
@jeffreyyelverton5567 Жыл бұрын
Wish Ed Gamble could have been there.
@Jezidka4 жыл бұрын
The engines are working. ✔ The trains are making no sound. ✔ ....Kill The Birds!
@hvidtsted4 жыл бұрын
Wasn't Alan's joke - doesn't feel just that the woman didn't get more recognition for that one. But Alan made it hilarious.
@samfield63144 жыл бұрын
Corey taylors epic grin was the best bit
@eeveegee6663 жыл бұрын
Between Aisling’s twisted ideas and Alan’s singular phrasing is sublime comedy. That phrase is epithet worthy in obscure incongruent humor. Or in layman’s terms; feckin hysterical!
@charlesharper23573 жыл бұрын
@@hvidtsted It's why Allan's there...he's great at riffing off of others.
@skullsaintdead3 жыл бұрын
"All of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies. The birds work for the bourgeoise. Don't..." I'm sorry, it immediately came into my head and I can't get rid of it!
@lucia-ux5zn4 жыл бұрын
phew I was beginning to run out of QI videos to watch
@CricketEngland4 жыл бұрын
Or serval repeats daily on DAVE
@CricketEngland4 жыл бұрын
Eric Burkheimer yea well how are we to know if you don’t make it clear In your comments
@WashingtonThwackhurst4 жыл бұрын
@@CricketEngland you live in Judea m9, how are you going to watch it?
@LeeAnneGuerin4 жыл бұрын
Here is link for R series episode 1kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ptGBl9uF17iYhJc.html
@jonblackk3 жыл бұрын
Can't stop re-watching the bird bit. Alan is amazing
@dillerud953 жыл бұрын
Thanks to Qi for being such a super program when I started improving my English and when I studied English language.
@relei Жыл бұрын
I just wish they had subtitles, sometimes the accents are too difficult
@johncitizen306 Жыл бұрын
Lol you still have a long way to go
@BuildinWings4 жыл бұрын
So the best paper plane is a paper turbine engine? Neat.
@tarabryant29094 жыл бұрын
One HUGE move away from a major and possibly even deadly Papercut.
@yaseen1573 жыл бұрын
To fly farther, the goal is to reduce drag. One of the biggest components of drag in aircraft is called vortex drag, and is caused by high pressure below the wing spilling around the wingtip and onto the low pressure side on top of the wing. When the wing is a round cylinder shape like that shown here, there is literally no wingtip, and so the design does not suffer from vortex drag.
@Varksterable3 жыл бұрын
Paper scramjet next, then.
@thokim843 жыл бұрын
It's just one big endless wing without vortex drag.
@Varksterable3 жыл бұрын
@@thokim84An "endless wing without vortex drag" sounds like something I'd actually travel to London to see.
@theartofshwa3 жыл бұрын
Wow. Never thought I'd see Corey Taylor on QI.. now THAT is quite interesting...
@richard64403 жыл бұрын
Indeed it was. I had to google him , as i had no idea who he was. No i am not making fun of him / you / anyone. No i do not live under a rock / anyones basement. Yes, i do know who he is.......NOW:)
@squidwardshouse54312 жыл бұрын
Love the fact they used Left Bank 2 when they were making the paper planes. That and Stephen's voice just instantly made me remember Little Big Planet
@trumsolon4 жыл бұрын
It is missing Bill Bailey replying to Stephen's pilot food question "Now why do I say lunches?" to which he replies: BECAUSE THERE IS MORE THAN ONE
@saiken8112 жыл бұрын
I was expecting that as well!
@zbr763 жыл бұрын
Aisling losing her composure at 4:48 is precious!
@growlerthedog4 жыл бұрын
What the sketchy heck was that at the end of Sandi's outro?
@malahammer4 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing this is the first Sandi QI video you have ever watched!
@davidgustavsson40004 жыл бұрын
@@malahammer I've never seen that either. But I normally skip ahead, so maybe I've just missed it.
@FurnishedIgloo4 жыл бұрын
Paul Furey no there’s like a frame glitch in the last 0.2 seconds of the whole clip
@fins594 жыл бұрын
You can see what it was if you stop the video, then advance it frame by frame using the fullstop/period key. The 'comma' key runs the video backwards frame by frame.
@MickHaggs3 жыл бұрын
Editor dumped some trimmings at the end of the timeline and forgot to remove them
@-callmecrazy-58593 жыл бұрын
1:56 one of my favourite QI moments of all time
@grf154 жыл бұрын
I knew the last clip would be included. Another Mitchell classic.
@TheJubess3 жыл бұрын
I never knew he was a stone collector, so to speak, back in the day
@matthewfield29584 жыл бұрын
The thing about the piston effect is that the redesign of the front of the Shinkansen was only a small part. Another of the innovations made was the inclusion of a canopy with slits cut into it at the front and rear of railway tunnels. This effectively disperses the wall of air that the train produces when it enters a tunnel.
@michaelhayward89144 жыл бұрын
Less than 300k subscribers... alot missing out on this comedy gold
@The_Jzoli4 жыл бұрын
5:13 Holy shit, that's that one song that's in LittleBigPlanet! The nostalgia!
@Noah-wx7fm4 жыл бұрын
Woah! You're right! Stephan fry happens to be here as well😂
@romankaplan6664 жыл бұрын
The song itself is called Left Bank Two, in case you wanna look it up at a later date
@robcandy92734 жыл бұрын
@@romankaplan666 thank you! I've heard this song randomly crop up throughout my life and never knew what it was or if it was from something.
@CanadaMatt4 жыл бұрын
I just want to say that you are my new internet hero for the day. I've heard this song a million times, and again yesterday watching a rerun of Big Fat Quiz. Like an obsession, I spent two hours trying to find it because I couldn't remember the name...utterly fruitless. Drove me to distraction. Then today I hear it on this video and pop into the comments, hoping against hope that someone might have made mention of it and that I might find a clue as to its name. Lo, and behold!!!!! Thanks!!
@BenDavisSkydiving4 жыл бұрын
From Blue Peter you mean! Edit: Oops, not Blue Peter, SMart.
@ThatFreeWilliam4 жыл бұрын
You'd think they'd just finish the job and put a kingfisher on the nose of the train.
@MrBizteck4 жыл бұрын
Yep it would sort out the noise AND kill all the birds at the same time! 😂
@scubasausage3 жыл бұрын
Sandie really is excellent isnt she. Credit to the BBC, it must have been very difficult to find someone to follow on from Stephen.
@staidenofanarchy3 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking that. I thought Stephen was perfect but Sandie is just as brilliant
@yellowbelly78633 жыл бұрын
I love the joy she gets over facts. Its like a kid receiving a gift
@aussiechris59042 жыл бұрын
..and paying her less than half what they paid Stephen.
@RichO1701e11 ай бұрын
@@aussiechris5904why should a new starter get paid the same as someone who's been employed for 13yrs?
@lilymarinovic16446 ай бұрын
@@RichO1701ebecause she does the same work?
@anitadavidson12664 жыл бұрын
A massive guffaw from me, thanks!
@iybjs53083 жыл бұрын
2:01 king Alan makes his decree
@TacComControl2 жыл бұрын
I'm marathoning these videos, with the sole desire to make the last bit play out longer, so Sandi has to sit there and drink coffee ALL DAY. She's gonna be shittin' a river by the time I'm done! BWAHAHAHA!!!
@Swordflash44 жыл бұрын
About the brace position, straight from Wikipedia: _There have been myths surrounding the use of the brace procedure. One is that adopting the brace posture is only useful for preserving dental integrity for identification after a crash; another myth is that the position is designed to increase the chance of death to reduce insurance-paid medical cost. These myths have been debunked with evidence that the brace position "does indeed work to preserve lives in an air disaster."_
@forgottenfamily4 жыл бұрын
It's so your head doesn't have time to pick up speed before it smashes into the seat in front of you.
@owenhughes57814 жыл бұрын
Isn't the dental records thing from fight club?
@nintendopet1144 жыл бұрын
@@owenhughes5781 no no. In fight club he says the oxygen mask is to make you high so you forget you're dying.
@namvu23624 жыл бұрын
Also, the brace position was developed from the results of the Kegworth Air Disaster (where the plane crashed into the M1), so really as Brits we should know best about this myth!
@yourrightimsooosorry8844 жыл бұрын
@@owenhughes5781 well that's the first rule broken!
@jonblackk3 жыл бұрын
Alan is proof that comedy is both timing and execution
@waynemarvin56612 жыл бұрын
You want to execute Alan?
@jonblackk2 жыл бұрын
@@waynemarvin5661 😂. Good one. Exactly my point
@jonblackk2 жыл бұрын
@@waynemarvin5661 been looking for the "kill the birds" clip for over a year now. Your comment helped me find it again. So thanks alot
@Danlows13 жыл бұрын
Is that Corey Taylor?!
@AndrewTBP Жыл бұрын
Yes
@lestmak4 жыл бұрын
Waiting for a squeal of delight from Sam from Wendover (Wendover Productions/Half As Interesting)....
@nope246013 жыл бұрын
I used to make circular planes for students when I substitute taught. It was always great fun.
@archstanton61024 жыл бұрын
Would have got further if they had just scrunched the paper into a ball and chucked it. Edit: I paused and typed my comment about 2 secs before DM said exactly the same thing.
@CricketEngland4 жыл бұрын
But that’s not a paper plane/dart it’s just a scrunched up piece of paper
@Kari_B61ex4 жыл бұрын
The whistle has always baffled/confused me - Most, if not all rescues on land and at sea are performed by helicopters. The crew of helicopters wear ear defenders, plus headphones. So why provide something that no rescuer is ever going to hear.
@tomstravels5204 жыл бұрын
Karina Bailey passing boats. Or if you were to crash in the Hudson
@Tiptop92784 жыл бұрын
I'm assuming it's for if an individual is in trouble/got separated from the rest of the group. If someone is struggling with their life jacket and needs immediate attention, or if they're obscured by a wave or being pulled away by a current, other passengers may be able to help or point them out to the rescuers.
@forgottenfamily4 жыл бұрын
The plane has rafts. It is possible for you to end up not on the raft. If you're not on the raft, you want to end up on the raft.
@trooperandcooperale30574 жыл бұрын
@@forgottenfamily indeed
@philwilson41674 жыл бұрын
If you all crash into the sea at night, you may need a way to locate each other in the dark
@utsavrajput83363 жыл бұрын
Great talk gentlemen...
@mysteriousgadget78794 жыл бұрын
Yoooo I did not expect Corey Taylor to be there!
@NewMessage4 жыл бұрын
I'll watch this.. but I refuse to put my chair in an upright position.
@geoffroi-le-Hook3 жыл бұрын
They made a few round paper æroplanes when I was at the RCA Dome (inflated roof) in Indianapolis. From the upper deck you just held it up and let the air currents take it down.
@robnorris47704 жыл бұрын
“Kill the birds!” Alan is a Golgafrinchan
@QUARTERMASTEREMI63 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but the way he said that was absolutely hilarious! 😄
@EebstertheGreat4 жыл бұрын
In the brace position, you aren't really supposed to put your head between your legs but against the seat in front of you (or whatever your head is about to crash into), so it hits it at the minimum speed.
@DanDownunda88882 жыл бұрын
And I don't ever recall being asked for the name of my dentist at check-in. :)
@terrainaheadpullup30924 жыл бұрын
Another reason you have to keep window blinds up during takeoff and landing is because thats when emergencey issues are most common so in the case of a bird strike/ Debris hitting the wing The pilots can't see much of the wijg from the cockpit so therefore window bl8nds are kept open during takeoff and landing so in the case of a bird strike or debris strike flight attendants can easily see out into the engines or onto the wings
@LVL50DiamondTaker4 жыл бұрын
Wunderbar
@tomsalter78524 жыл бұрын
I’m fairly sure the tunnel/train part is at least partially wrong. The boom when entering/exiting a tunnel was also a problem in Germany (an ICE2 unit is shown) but the ICE3 units, which go faster, don’t have Shinkansen-esque noses. Instead, tunnel entrances (at least in Europe) have been modified along high speed routes to have openings that allow the air to disperse without making a boom.
@DiscoFang2 жыл бұрын
The benefit of the Japanese solution is the 15% increase in the trains' efficiency.
@magiv42052 жыл бұрын
Switzerland has some ICEs with the pointy noses, but most with fairly flat noses. Never heard a boom, they're generally very quiet so I suppose we use a similar vent system. The reason the ICE to Milano has such a pointy nose, now that I think about it, might be because Italy's tunnels don't have those vents.
@rchaffer2 жыл бұрын
Love that they always use Muji pens and notebooks
@Dung30n4 жыл бұрын
massive jaw drop. when the hell was Corey on the show?
@williamjones71634 ай бұрын
David Mitchell also stars in the BBC series Upstart Crow as Shakespeare.
@keagan00004 жыл бұрын
Quality video Ft. Corey Taylor!
@CricketEngland4 жыл бұрын
Yes must have meant Bill Bailey, Dara O’Brien, Jo Brand, Ross Noble and Rhod Gilbert were all busy that week or he just needed the money as that’s the only reason anyone does QI
@upthebracket264 жыл бұрын
8:50: Scully - 'Hold my beer'
@skullsaintdead3 жыл бұрын
There's another equally impressive true 'water landing' in 1963 of an Aeroflot Tupolev in the USSR caused by fuel starvation/nose gear failing to deploy. The pilots managed to land on the Neva river right next to a late-1800s tug boat, who, apon noticing the commotion, broke the cockpit windsheild & towed the plane to shore, a short distance away. All aboard survived, didnt even need to evacuate & were able to depart with luggage in tow. Quite the feat, esp given the time & country!
@rhiannontalbot13 жыл бұрын
Is alan davies a national treasure yet?
@PaddyRoon72 жыл бұрын
2:00 is just so perfect it's unreal
@jeffreyyelverton5567 Жыл бұрын
Was that Corey Taylor?!!! How the hell did I miss that?
@bytemegga3 жыл бұрын
COREY TAYLOR WENT ON QI?! WHAT
@Smallwitz4 жыл бұрын
That was half as interesting
@joebleasdale55574 жыл бұрын
Forgot that Corey Taylor was on QI 😂😂
@CptHiker4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit Corey Taylor on QI😲
@prjndigo4 жыл бұрын
There WAS a plane with a sunroof, but it kept breaking in half at it. Any guesses which country had it, Alan?
@TehSuperWaffle30003 жыл бұрын
5:14 little big planet flashback
@hynjus0013 жыл бұрын
After watching many of these episodes, I've come to the conclusion that Alan is in fact the host of QI
@kingoftadpoles2 жыл бұрын
I must try the 'flying tube plane' with a golf hole cup when I get the chance.
@jonblackk2 жыл бұрын
Been looking for that "kill the birds" joke for a year now. Finally found
@TheOpalHammer3 жыл бұрын
We have made a mind blowing discovery about aerodynamics! *Make it pointy!*
@chin704 жыл бұрын
How. Did. I. Not. Know. That. Corey. Taylor. Was. On. QI?
@Peter_Riis_DK4 жыл бұрын
@QI These videos will benefit greatly from subtitles! Still missing.
@like-wise93153 жыл бұрын
8:30 I swear Ricky Gervais has a joke exactly like that in Humanity
@richardmiller38392 жыл бұрын
David Mitchell has seen Dave Allen skit about plane travel.
@petergoddard2623 жыл бұрын
Aisling Bea is beautiful and funny.
@kilroy9874 жыл бұрын
Evolution: Can't breathe at high speed? Nope. Try this. Can't breathe? Nope. Try this. Can breathe? That's got it! The rest, die off now, we got this.
@johncunningham69283 жыл бұрын
The plane whose take-off was delayed... I'm surprised that no-one mentioned lemon-scented paper napkins... :D
@jordanmcquay90773 жыл бұрын
Ricky Gervais has a bit on the whistle blowing after a plane crash that sounds a lot like what David and jimmy were talking about
@WinstonKillDeath4 жыл бұрын
“Everyone gets a different joke!”
@andreaspe57624 жыл бұрын
They had Corey Taylor on?
@jgg754 жыл бұрын
There so needs to be a soundproof box for babies on planes...
@Helios81704 жыл бұрын
I find it ironic that music that was used in a game Stephen Fry narrated was used during the paper airplane section
@susyward581 Жыл бұрын
Do these birds draw a commission, of course they don’t
@willch.22592 жыл бұрын
"The engines are working, the train is making no sound; kill the birds!"
@Plane_lover77728 күн бұрын
The holes are vents so they Don't smash
@BeezerWashingbeard4 жыл бұрын
Is that the dude from Slipknot? :o
@malcolmmorris39474 жыл бұрын
ye, corey taylor
@malcolmmorris39474 жыл бұрын
also the front for stone sour
@CricketEngland4 жыл бұрын
Only single appearance of QI
@pambrown62604 жыл бұрын
Falcons have baffles
@hughgordon6435 Жыл бұрын
Ducks feet need a question of their own?
@hop-skip-ouch87984 жыл бұрын
7:32 Alan would not like Mark Rober
@iDk-dp1bi4 жыл бұрын
Steven Fry and that song, QI referencing Little Big Planet???
@Twinrehz4 жыл бұрын
Oh fuck that's what it was! I knew I recognized it, but I couldn't place it....
@kisbie4 жыл бұрын
It’s much more likely to be a reference to Tony Hart’s art programs. (As indeed is the usage of it in LBP.)
@sbraypaynt3 жыл бұрын
3:15 Yeah sex is good but have you ever experienced the buzz of excitement you get from knowing something that Sandi or Steven asks on QI that none of the contestants do
@KimM137443 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know which episode the clip at 1:56 is from?????
@rooty Жыл бұрын
I don't understand how they hadn't figured out a pointed train would be better than a flat one by the time the shinkansen was introduced. First, it's just common sense, and second, hadn't they already been making other vehicles with the same principle for years?
@AndrewTBP Жыл бұрын
The original shinkansen was conventionally streamlined back in the 1960s. The more recent versions have the bird inspired noses.
@bosseursem91233 жыл бұрын
In Dutch kingfishers are called, ijvogels translated icebirds
@grease_monkey6078 Жыл бұрын
Alan being a german fascist is hilarious everytime "kill ze birds!"
@salyluz65358 ай бұрын
I thought he was being a French fascist.
@JJE9904 жыл бұрын
Sory hoooooooooold on, which episode was Corey Taylor on?? I don't remember that at all!
@fandude414 жыл бұрын
Noisey Nosey.
@KissMyFatAxe3 жыл бұрын
As if Corey Taylor was on an episode of QI 😂
@AndrewTBP Жыл бұрын
He's a fan. They invited him on, and he was good too.
@scootergrant86834 жыл бұрын
If they want the blinds up on the way down, then why when I was flying with Cathay Pacific did they want them down while we were cruising mid flight at night?
@satnitcboy4 жыл бұрын
Just guessing that the flight would eventually be entering daylight and they didn't want to wake all the sleeping passengers - not at all once, anyway.
@ak99uk4 жыл бұрын
Gremlins.
@josketobben4 жыл бұрын
their bloody siren is
@jonnyspeed89742 жыл бұрын
@thesarge77323 жыл бұрын
They should replace windows with digital screens.
@jamietrev Жыл бұрын
A paper using sellotape,,,, what ever next😊
@Aralynnfireborn3 жыл бұрын
COREY TAYLOR ?!?!
@nonautemrexchristus56374 жыл бұрын
2:15 I don't know if it's just Alan being a prodigy, but the only entertaining thing during that entire segment was him and sandy. The other guests seem a bit bored like
@lemonferret4 жыл бұрын
The one on the far right sounded bored because she knew it was the wrong answer,