His first mistake was asking the French for help.

"Regain control of the cottage!"

"We'll try it my way first...and then we'll finish it." 😂😂😂

Customer walks in: I'd like you to make me a painting Maria: Okay I've made you this sculpture

"Quaint my ride." That line in itself is so funny.

I love how she is supposed to design what HE wants, but designes what SHE wants and then gets angry...

I vote for the part with James and Hammond test-driving that masterpiece as one of the funniest goddamn moments in Top Gear history. "REGAIN CONTROL OF THE COTTAGE"

4:34 "I can imagine his parents having a lot of trouble with him as a child and again today because he hasn't grown much has he." That designer was undoubtedly a bit difficult to get along with, but that there is probably the best summary of Clarkson we've ever heard.

We'll try my way first... and then we'll finish it

"He has no idea about design". He's your customer. He asks you for a style. You come up with something different. She didn't do her job properly.

I met the builders "Are you Polls?" LOL

this is exactly way top gear was successful. its just 3 genuine car guys having fun with cars

"Have you done a car before?" "No." "No?" "No, but I've done small bathrooms" "Well think of it like that, but without a bath." - Jeremy Clarkson.

"When you hear this just hear Agincourt, that's all you need to hear." Brilliant.

I agree with Jeremy 100%; his home is quaint and humble, and it makes me feel good. I would go his direction, and just make it a little lighter and secured, and then be on my way.

“This is why you gave in in the war, ‘oh it’s too difficult.’ “

'Ask them, they're Polish, they know' hahahahahahah best bit

"I have an idea, okay: We'll try it my way first..... and then we're finished" THIS!

The way he says " I want, I want" and the motion he does is just too much 😂😂

If ever there was an advertisement for seatbelts...

"We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish" God, I love Clarkson.

To all the people complaining about the designer, keep in mind that it's a tv show, and it's Top Gear x)

2:59 "It doesnt work, your scheme doesnt work" "NO! This is why you gave in, in the war, oh its to difficult" Fantastic response Jeremy! Well said!!

"Your design is not going to work in this. I mean hello. Lets be real." I feel the designer's pain 😂

That guys face at 3:58.. priceless.

Sad part is the 0-60 was faster on this than it was on my first car.

I love Jeremy's clever remarks, " Ask them, they're Polish, they know!"

This is the car that everyone in Essex aspires to.

I genuinely cannot stop watching the test drive. It's absolutely hilarious

4:12 scher eh' me , lol at that face

Typical artist. "I just want to create what I think is cool. I don't really care for your tastes, I know better."

I know she's hamming it up for the camera, but I absolutely loathe artists who decry anyone else's vision as "not art" if it fails to conform with their own vision. How is her post modern, ultra swank Vodka bar vision any more artistic than his? Because hers is cool and hip and modern and his is quaint and stately? Bet she spent a good deal of her education studying the very art that inspired his vision, only to get a superiority complex once she was successful enough to have her own design firm and a few glowing reviews in trade magazines only herself and her other post modern "artists" read.

Still faster than a nissan micra!

"The chimney's fallen off!" "OH NO!" "Keep going." "I am." They... almost cared.

ask him he's polish.. im polish and it makes my laugh lol :D

4:12 That reaction!

They should've got the stig to dive that.

"When you hear this, just hear Agincourt." The best British vs. French joke I've heard yet.

4:14 The face a man makes when their name is said in a sexy French manner. Jeremy was swooned! He's trying his best to restrain himself.

This is one of my favorite bits they ever did

This is why I miss top gear so bad! 😭

Jeremy knows exactly what he's doing. And he does it exceedingly well.

"Oh No!" "What?" "The Chimney's Fallen Off!" That's something I'd never thought I'd hear in reference to a car XD

Clarkson is the BEST ! Proof that German engineering can not mix with British classic. Why not try Heidi's grandpa house theme instead. Hilarious !

Loved it how Jeremy showed this "artist" her place

240p we meet again WAIT its 144p

1:13, throwing a tantrum and rocking back and forth. I want wing back chairs I want wing back chairs. I'm actually dying

i am in tears. that was easily one of the funniest things i have seen.

144p...oh god

Clarkson is such a legend. "We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish" loll.

Insurer: Have you done any modifications to your vehicle? Jeremy: It’s complicated

did she just call him Roast Beef?

I didn't even know that resolution could go lower that 240. The more you know.

"We'll have to try my idea first and then finish" I'm using this at work on Monday.

"I have an idea. We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish."

It's like Kitchen Nightmares, but with cars. Praise Clarkson!

"we'll try it my way first.... And then finish."

the chimney right above the gas tank.. its why i love top gear.

“In fact I have an idea. We’ll try my way first… and then we”ll finish it” 😂

am I the only person who found their bickering the funniest part?

fix the seats in place(allowing for seatbelts and some degree of protection, and like reposition one of the wingback chair's arms to fit on the door, keep the cement at a minimum possibly make a custom padded rear seat that takes advantage of the corner, and like has a bookshelf in the back (possibly removing the rear left window) have a metal grate or something over the bookshelf, either hinged or sliding as to keep the books from falling out. Though I would have gone for a hardwood floor with a rug (held in place by neodymium magnets or velcro or whatever)... I'd also go with a car a bit wider/longer... think a station wagon or a minivan or something.. seatbelts are the only major issue I can see. oh yes as a last thing... I'd unify the exhaust... that is, I'd have the chimney be the exhaust.. In a super-ideal environment, I'd have the car diesel steam-powered, and the fireplace be the boiler.

The lap is one of the funniest things ever 😂

The English and the french are stuck arguing and the poles are doing all the hard work

One of the funniest Top Gears ever

"He has absolutely no sense of design." He has. But she hasn't got any sense of humour.

"we'll try it my way first and then we'll finish" LMFAOOOOOOOO using that

The chimneys fallen off! LOL.

What sort of architect denies request from her clients?

Booker T. and the MGs!

She can say what she wants about hit design, but Clarkson is having way more fun! Plus I ultimately find his design ideas more daring than the standard 'designy' stuff she came up with :P

"We'll try it my way first... and then we're finished." God, I laughed!

16th century interior design on a 20th century luxury Mercedes Benz. Top Gear Pimp My Ride .

What's wrong with chips and vinegar

I love the idea of being stuck in cold & rainy traffic in a wingback chair by the fire!

Welcome to Ann Hathaway's cottage! I cracked up! 😭

This is the British version of "PIMP MY RIDE."

She might be a designer but she isn't listening to the client!!!!!! Really annoys me. When I studied design, that's the first rule. Listen to the Client or you'll get sacked.

“You are a roast beef, with all due respect “ -designer lady 😂

The way she said "Jeremy" was delightful

what's wrong with chips with salt and vinegar in them

"REGAIN CONTROL OF THE COTTAGE"

it's quite funny when james falls over in the back and this is quite a show

I thought I was gonna die laughing.... when they drove the car.

Try 72p next time. Upload it with a flashlight

Was this recorded with a toaster?

"i have an idea, well try it my way first...then finish" hahahaa

“Think Agincourt!!” BWAHAHAA!

I am not liking Jeremy's taste here, but she is in no position to mock Jeremy either. She is completely disregarding the style Jeremy is looking for, which for an architecht is quite bad to do. Sure, Jeremy's ideas are bonkers as usual and does not work. But she should come up with something that goes into the direction of what Jeremy wants whilst still making it practical. But no. She goes futuristic green peace modern with everything in he own style (and frankly it looks hideous as well imho). I would not hire her for anything if that is the kind of customer service she provides. And just to be clear and to make sure this is not about fanboyinsm or gender: I would definetely not hire Jeremy either. 0.o

As annoying as she was I don't even get the point of bringing her in if you know exactly what you want from the get go.

That 'cocktail bar' looks like a laboratory, probably about as relaxing as being at the dentists.

Love it when Jeremy rips the French! :D

7:13 its James May running on Television.

Thats so brilliant :D If only the decorations and chairs were secure, plus seat belts so it would be legal to drive ild totally want to have this :3

I laughed SO HARD at Jeremy's face at 4:11

jeremy is so right. Most people see a problem and say that they can't do anything about it. but EVERYTHING CAN BE FIXED

Jeremy just wanted to build a house for Hammond....really.

the poor S-class :(

"We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish" haha, classic clarkson!

He may not know design, but he knows what he wants.

I feel so bad for the designer. She’s just trying to salvage the look of the car as best she can and Jeremy is like; “You know what? let’s remove the fuel tank so we can put in a cast iron stove”