Nah I'm not choosing comedian cause my ass would find even world hunger funny 💀

Are you a comedian because you're funny or you're funny because you are a comedian 🤔

"It would be funny if your balls got twisted" "I'm.... I'm woma- OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

I ain't choosing decay, imagine giving a hug to your mom and next thing you know she's dead 💀😭

Using Shrine to cut my vegetables.

Comedian is NOT safe in the hands of 90% of people on the internet.

Decay could be great to clean up the environment, nuclear waste, etc but shrines precision is more useful daily for lunch

"imagine a huge ass meteor comes down and only hits you, it would be funny af" 😂😂 "OH SHIT LOOK UP THERE-"

Shrine literally gives you a knife at all times. Need to open a box? Shrine. Need to trim your toenails? Shrine. Need to shave? Shrine. It’s just an incredibly sharp knife that will never break.

Its all good until that one unhinged, outta pocket, mentally insane, dark humored friend obtains the cursed technique: Comedian

If i choose comedian my dumbass is gonna think it'd be funny if i didnt have comedian and then im gonna cry

*laughs at a comment of Goku killing Cancer Patients* "BAHA- 𝙊𝙝 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙩-"

Fun to use? Deku do be looking like he's having fun when he breaks his arms and legs from throwing a punch

Everyone gotta remember comedian stops working if you know how it works and you gotta think it's funny completely so that can limit it. Not having awareness would be kinda annoying and me just randomly finding something funny only to ruin someone's day with it would so crazy.

Just because you have voices in you’re head Jae. Doesn’t mean you’ll be able to use any of the other quirks in one for all

One for all being more fun then infinity is insane

"Me having new order would be funny as hell ngl"

It would be funny to quadruple student debt, increase world hunger and poverty 10 fold, it would also be funny if Comedian didn't have any restrictions.

“Wanna see something funny” *gets every power from the list*

If thinking abt this practically in real life, New Order because it’s just overpowered, gives me most of the OFA traits and I can do whatever I want. Infinity + Six eyes so I can avoid getting hurt and have beautiful eyes. Shrine because it’s easily the most practical and useful. Very useful in cooking, engineering, woodworking, basically anything that requires cutting(which is a LOT of things).

I'd pick New Order over Comedian, my sense of humour would cause problems not only for myself but for the world as well.

1. Comedian is acceptable 2. You’d wanna keep breaking your bones? 3. Good luck writing or playing video games

"Its alot more fun to use!" You are gonna get into more debt than you can handle from the hospital

Everyone gangsta untill a IG reels user get comedian 💀

1. New Order (I find too many bad things funny) 2. Infinity Six eyes (Who are ur opps to need OFA 💀) 3. Decay (Again who are ur opps to pull out a malevolent shrine 💀)

Imagine you fall and then the whole world starts to decay💀

"yo dude imagine if like a gigantic meteor shaped like a cheese crashed to earth rn that'd be so funny"

My friends have absolutely destroyed my sense of humor therefore if I had comedian I’d be a menace

It’d be very funny if Jae was caught on a date with Bepo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jae is forgetting the fact that you literally cannot turn off decay

Im choosing shrine, using cleave and dismantle to chop up things would be useful. Imagine working splitting rocks with a touch, being able to perfectly cut vegetables instantly, it would be way more useful than decay honestly

I’d only chose the ones that have no cons, comedian could be dangerous if you feeling too silly while new order you specifically say what you want, one for all requires a inhuman amount of training to use and might kill you if you use it while not strong enough while inf+ 6eyes just lets you fly, makes you pretty much immortal and lets you teleport and gives you cool blue eyes, with decay you might destroy something accidentally while with shrine you just basically can slash anything if you want to, you dont even need to harm people or even use it if you want to.

Comedian, infinity + 6e, shrine Decay would be constantly active so it would suck

Hitting the "Domain expansion, Malevolent shrine" in a street fight would be beyond awesome (Also range is adjustable) Edit: I thought shrine was just the domain expansion when I wrote this but that obviously doesnt change my opinion

Pov, me and the bros with the most unhinged humor get comedian:

New Order (smaller scale reality warping but more easily controlled + the biggest reason the technique is so strong for Takaba is because he literally doesn't know he has it) OFA (superhuman physical stats feels like it will probably be more useful more often than Infinity, especially if you can awaken the previous holder's quirks) Shrine (accidentally touch a wall after taking Decay and suddenly your house is gone)

people think Comedian instantly makes you bugs Bunny if you know you have the ability it gets heavily nerfed

Yeah but imagine the last thing people hear before dying is "rioiki tenkai" followed by a bigass statue spawning from the ground

My sense of humor is jacked so I just might end the world

Bros already a comedian when he said off over six eyes. 💀

Remember Sukuna's CT is based off cooking instead if destruction yoh could actually use it to dice up veggies, easily slice through bones when making stews or chop wood and start fires

nee order, infinity, and decay has GOT to be the best abilities here, untouchable but you can make yourself touchable, destry things by touching them (controllable), and restrict people, things, and give yourself abilities, def the best combo

Ofa is gonna destroy your body 💀

I will be the ultimate chef with shrine.

Don't let insta reels get their hands on comedian

Sukuna:"ahh yes my anti shigaraki technique haven't used it since the heian era"

"Y'know what'd be funny? Getting all of these abilities combined with none of the downsides."

OFA would be hella useless, realistically you do not have the body to maintain it. Deku trained viciously for an entire summer but still couldn't handle it's powers. Only people that I could see using it are probably people in Strongman Competitions

New order and decay "Everyone must stay in the floor and cannot jump" *touches floor*

You became a comedian the moment you choose decay over malevolent shrine😂

But with decay you need to touch something or someone with 2 hands so if someone cuts your arm off you lose that ability. Also it would effect everyday activities like playing one a console or pc, holding a phone with two hands if playing games, holding pets, your kids if you somehow get any with that ability.

Comedian is literally Toon Force

Having decay you’ll never be able to touch anything again. Shrine you have control over

Bro boutta be breaking his hands after choosing one for all

Counterpoint to shrine vs decay: Unlike decay you can control WHAT your destroying with shrine. You cannot target something specific with decay unless you touch only that thing, making it rather poor for directed attacks, while Shrine lets you single out targets with a range easily, making it FAR more versatile for combative measures.

"Wouldn't it be funny if i had all these powers except decay"

I agree with the first two but realistically youre not gonna get much use out of decay unless youre constantly fighting, you could use shrine to become a lumberjack or smth and get paid

Choosing decay over shrine is messed up, you can't touch things you love or else they simply die, while both are chaotic powers, atleast one isn't always active

No matter the situation, I am picking curse techniques quirks are so insignificant compared to curse techniques

New order Infinity Shrine (Decay is a curse, imagine touching your Mom or your Food 😭😭😭)

Comedian, Infinity+Six Eyes, and Shrine.

Decay is such a badass and dark power bro

The thing is if you're a normal person. That means you can't touch anything because if you put your full hand on something, it just decays.

Comedian,Infinity+six eyes, malevolent shrine

Bro looked at telekinesis, teleportation, hyper computer brain, ultra eyesight and being straight up invulnerable and said it wasn't good enough wtf.

New Order, Infinity and Six Eyes, and Decay (new order is versatility and esoteric defence, Infinity and Six Eyes for defence and pure combat power, and Decay for destructive power)

If takaba took an edible, he would destroy the multiverse

Personally id go with shrine the amount of versatility it goves is underrated

“Even Sukuna would choose this over his shrine” got me cracked up 😂

I'd choose shrine over decay purely bc it's easier to control. If u touch anything with all 5 of yo fingers it's destroyed. My forgetful ass would accidentally kill my whole family

People forget that OFA includes the quirks of all previous users. So even if the normal OFA breaks your bones, you can still use Blackwhip, danger sense, smoke, flight, Fa Jin, Gear Stick and Strength.

I feel like Comedian is harder to use and master than New Order because you have to actually think something is funny to bring it into existence. I'm not gonna be able to think up weaponized puns mid fight.

I will make choices that can benefits me in real life which are Shrine, Limitless and Six Eyes Shrine is obviously can be used as swiss knife but on larger scale. It's also can produce fire which means I don't need to panic if I forget to bring matches or lighters I will choose Limitless and Six Eyes because Six Eyes increase brain processing prowess and reaction speed. Also Six Eyes will let me to memorize everything even the smallest details. In other words, Six Eyes can help me to study and give me better reaction speed in sports Limitless will give me some protection in dangerous situation like a crazy people try to shoot me in my head. I'm also don't need to worry if I forget to bring my umbrella during raining day. In addition, I can use Blue as my transportation and use it to mimic telekinesis

I'm not choosing to cave for the soul fact I would touch myself with all five fingers on accident😂😂

There is no limitation besides sense of humor. That’s actually what gag forces or two in force, which means you can do anything you want in reality will have to follow you as long as you find it funny

The only thing with One For All is you gotta train your body to handle it cause if not you’re gonna burst like Squidward in the Patty Vault

Personally would've gone with shrine because I definitely would accidentally decay something

one for all aint gon be fun with the damage taxes and hospital bills though 😭

Fr whit ofa it would be so fun to swing around like spooder man

If Jae fought one of his fans and they had this technique he is receiving the most vial physical atrocities on himself from Bepo

Jae realizaing hes a normal human and ofa will kill him at 0.1 precent:

Comedian, six eyes and decay 🗣️🔥

Infinity + six eyes also gives you things like massively enhanced reaction time and the ability to master skills quickly not just infinity I'd take that over destroying my body by being to strong.

When Jae forgets he needs to train like hell to master ofa and even then it’s still gonna destroy your body ☠️☠️☠️

Comedian,infinity+six eyes and decay I would be able to extend the range of decay and infinity or just mix them so the closer the more decayed and slowed so win win

Decay : You can't hug anybody. Or even touch anybody you care about. One for all : You need an EXTREMELY well-built body to not take damage from it.

“You know what would be funny if i were to become the ruler of the entire universe :D

What if you accidentally touch your friend to tell him a funny joke 😂😂😂

New Order bc my dark humor is dangerous, infinity + six eyes bc I would need to train my body like crazy for ofa, and Shrine bc one nightmare and my house/family is turned to dust. I'm a wild sleeper.

I can become a professional chef with the shrine, I can even use fuga to cook the food (even though the entire building will prob burn)

Comedian technique with someone messed up like the joker would be freaking op

infinity is a funny enough thing on its own, like if the opps pull up and try to punch you. they just gonna be like 👊 and it aint gonna hit me

My dark humor combined with comedian would lead to Bepo x Makima ASMR

New order: use new order on itself make it so new order can apply infinite new rules, second use new order on itself to make it so as long as it is in line of sight you can still apply a rule to it but you can still use it normally where you touch smth to apply a rule to it

With Decay, you can't turn it off. Sulunas shrine you can choose when to summon it

"Ah yes, the application for Shrine that makes it better and more destructive than Decay, haven't used this since the Heian era"

You will never beat your meat again with decay

Bros gonna explode the second he gets OFA And even if not we gonna be seeing some broken bones

Comedian at 3am would go crazy

Btw most of the manga coloring that was shown in this video is done by a guy named HEXAMENDLE he’s really good (he does jjk and OPM coloring too)