Nah I'm not choosing comedian cause my ass would find even world hunger funny 💀
@DAFV_3 ай бұрын
Bro i died of laugh the moment i started reading "world hunger" I would be devious with comedian
@Elay-tulc3 ай бұрын
@@DAFV_ same bro😂
@Ibelieveincharmeleonsupremacy3 ай бұрын
I was worried I'd be useless, but this helped me remember my "humor" is unhinged.
@roguerex2923 ай бұрын
Lol the profile picture fits perfectly with the comment to 😂
@GrumbleThe1st3 ай бұрын
Noooo, whhhhy?
@NoName-7233 ай бұрын
Are you a comedian because you're funny or you're funny because you are a comedian 🤔
@infernojae3 ай бұрын
Yes
@eamanrbahrami12933 ай бұрын
Yes
@rikueiku3 ай бұрын
Nah, I'd laugh
@sparklepugtea3 ай бұрын
:0
@Slicer553 ай бұрын
Nah id funny
@Chillchainsaw2 ай бұрын
"It would be funny if your balls got twisted" "I'm.... I'm woma- OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
@um1111_thegoatАй бұрын
Underrated comment 💀💀💀
@nateburrow8914Ай бұрын
Get uhhh-
@Unk0wn_stalk3rАй бұрын
That would be a fucking reverse card
@local.Kobold.dealer16 күн бұрын
Well... I'm a Cuntboy
@LangostaCrustaceo-ss8ql6 күн бұрын
@@um1111_thegoat I was literally about to say that
@DomainExpansion-vy6ofАй бұрын
I ain't choosing decay, imagine giving a hug to your mom and next thing you know she's dead 💀😭
@Kevin-The-CubeАй бұрын
Damn, wouldn't it be funny if she just came back to life and getting undecayed?
@SunTheUserАй бұрын
@@Kevin-The-Cube how does one undecayed that??
@sir.gamingbacon2468Ай бұрын
@@SunTheUser original decay used to restore things that were decayed, destroy and revive kind of shtick. AFO kinda modified it and made it so it only destroys.
@SunTheUserАй бұрын
@@sir.gamingbacon2468 damn, thats just tragic
@tristankarlsson352929 күн бұрын
@@sir.gamingbacon2468When was this said? And isn't that just overhaul?
@SpaceLemon.3 ай бұрын
Using Shrine to cut my vegetables.
@KeepFightingStruggler3 ай бұрын
This is funnier when you think about vegetative people instead.
@toastmaster9143 ай бұрын
Using shrine to make people vegetables
@infernojae3 ай бұрын
Bro got his priorities straight
@Smgninja3 ай бұрын
@infernojae Decay would be a horrible quirk because imagine hugging someone and they get Thanos away
@Ibelieveincharmeleonsupremacy3 ай бұрын
@@SmgninjaAdios
@Deireadh_Chulainn3 ай бұрын
Comedian is NOT safe in the hands of 90% of people on the internet.
@Sillygoat69693 ай бұрын
This world is cooked if this happened
@darktalon5443 ай бұрын
My first thought wouldn’t it be funny if a randomly swapped the same guy with a random person near him
@dredddizzah97053 ай бұрын
You're giving the internet too much credit; anyone with that ability will no doubt be a catastrophe. What level of catastrophe depends on their goals
Decay could be great to clean up the environment, nuclear waste, etc but shrines precision is more useful daily for lunch
@casongriffeАй бұрын
imagine destroying your kitchen just to cut a sandwich in half
@thenitpickchannel9993Ай бұрын
It’s mistranslated as Malevolent Kitchen for a reason. You get to chop up stuff and even cook them with that Flame Arrow. So you can either save the world from pollution or be the greatest chef
@starlietzАй бұрын
@@casongriffe they said cursed techniques, so im assuming they made a mistake and meant his ct rather than just domain
@casongriffeАй бұрын
@@starlietz then I'm gonna be cutting up my counter due to how big cleave and dismantle slash to cut my sandwich
@Minute_MethАй бұрын
@@starlietz his ct is called shrine
@insert-nametagАй бұрын
"imagine a huge ass meteor comes down and only hits you, it would be funny af" 😂😂 "OH SHIT LOOK UP THERE-"
@user-uh6gl6hb1s17 күн бұрын
"Imagine if I never had comedian 😂" "Oh shi-"
@constantdemonics3 ай бұрын
Shrine literally gives you a knife at all times. Need to open a box? Shrine. Need to trim your toenails? Shrine. Need to shave? Shrine. It’s just an incredibly sharp knife that will never break.
@RennHans3 ай бұрын
Exactly. And also I would think He would be smart enough, not to choose the ability that can activate Accidentally if you’re not careful enough and you can’t use all 5 of your fingers at once. Edit: OK sure he can control his power now you can stop telling me, but I stand by my decision because nowhere does it say that you will have his mastery of it the shrine is just much less of a risk overall if the worst case scenario happens and you get the nonevolved powers. Bace shrine is still much more controllable, and an overall safer pick than Base decay
@VolcaronaMain3 ай бұрын
@@RennHansjust get gloves
@just_a_tepig36113 ай бұрын
Yeah honestly shrine is safer and more effecient in everyday life, dont need whichever can overkill a target even more.
@RennHans3 ай бұрын
@@VolcaronaMain Have you ever put on gloves? It is going to be incredibly hard, not to touch it with all five fingers while putting it on even if it’s missing a finger. And even if you do now, you have a glove on and Now, if you ever are in a situation where you need to use your ability, you can’t because you’re wearing a glove. Not to mention all the gloves, you’ll have to replace every time you make a mistake, and it gets ruined. And also not to mention, even if you have some of your fingers out if you ever close your hand all 5 of your fingers will be touching the glove, and it will disappear
@georgyekimov45773 ай бұрын
need emasculate someone-shrine
@Failureman-ul8nc3 ай бұрын
Its all good until that one unhinged, outta pocket, mentally insane, dark humored friend obtains the cursed technique: Comedian
@Sacretease3 ай бұрын
That's me in my friend group
@EmikoYourLocalLesbian3 ай бұрын
Literally me (I would watch the world burn and laugh as the ashes spread)
@paulcashew57953 ай бұрын
@@Sacretease no need to lie, we all you're the cupcake of the group
@Sacretease3 ай бұрын
@paulcashew5795 Sadly, this cupcake has been through some traumatic shit over the years
@CoachMuffler2 ай бұрын
@@Sacretease that's so sigma you just gave me chills
@fusion44602 ай бұрын
If i choose comedian my dumbass is gonna think it'd be funny if i didnt have comedian and then im gonna cry
@pliers_17 күн бұрын
Nahhh FRR 💀
@5EGA-Scott2 ай бұрын
*laughs at a comment of Goku killing Cancer Patients* "BAHA- 𝙊𝙝 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙩-"
@Madness8013 ай бұрын
Fun to use? Deku do be looking like he's having fun when he breaks his arms and legs from throwing a punch
@junk_bot_man64123 ай бұрын
Yeah and that’s just one quirk. No one is talking about how black whipwas uncontrollable by deku himself at the start. Not a single person here is taming black whip
@Noname-mi1oo3 ай бұрын
the powers obviously come with the Ability to use them. If not Shrine/Infinity One for all Decay all would be useless 😭
@kingkitty0263 ай бұрын
New order
@junk_bot_man64123 ай бұрын
@@kingkitty026 is not what he is talking about. He is talking about ofa
@jachaimay37373 ай бұрын
I found that to be wildly hilarious 🤣
@galaxyvulture66493 ай бұрын
Everyone gotta remember comedian stops working if you know how it works and you gotta think it's funny completely so that can limit it. Not having awareness would be kinda annoying and me just randomly finding something funny only to ruin someone's day with it would so crazy.
@babuebaguette79823 ай бұрын
No Comedian doesn’t stop u from using it if u know how it works, it’s the fact that the technique would be severely affected if you know how it works. Like, you’d be more careful onto things that you originally think was funny and when the time comes that u think nothing is funny anymore like an emo the technique would just stop functioning. It’s better to not have an idea how it works.
@sanicinapanic42643 ай бұрын
@@babuebaguette7982 Heavily disagreed, considering if you simply know how it works, you can’t really use it intentionally and for you to be more careful of what you find funny that would be hard since technically you can’t stop yourself from what you find funny guess you can restrain Yourself of laughter
@babuebaguette79823 ай бұрын
@@sanicinapanic4264 it’s things like moral and ethics that will hold you back from using this ability true to its core. That guy with the CT is a true comedian, he just jokes on what he thinks is funny basing off of his standard as a normal person and doesn’t go laughing on others pain, he’s just a good person and that’s what causing him to lose against Kenjaku. Had it been some maniac like Kenjaku using it, it would’ve been worse but judging from our positions as merely civilians with normal ppl mindset then it is safe to say that the Technique would be quite useless in our hands if we were to know how it works.
@ManusiaKagakRusuh3 ай бұрын
Like, if you give Comedian CT power to Batman AND Joker ... You know which one will be able to use that CT to the fullest between those two ...
@tyresexgamesx69763 ай бұрын
@babuebaguette7982 that's what I've been telling people they only hear "create anything you want you find funny" and just run with it especially when you're in the confines of a safe space that power would be extremely difficult to use especially in a moment of need or high stress levels. So just like you said you your morality and mentally have to be custom made for a power like that. The only kind of people I see utilizing that power even remotely effective is people who don't take life to seriously or those who are insane.
@Im_A_StarGazer_Reincarnated2 ай бұрын
Just because you have voices in you’re head Jae. Doesn’t mean you’ll be able to use any of the other quirks in one for all
@jaredarsenault247523 күн бұрын
By that logic doesn't having six eyes and infinity also mean you wouldn't have mastered them
@ABoredGod22 күн бұрын
@@jaredarsenault2475you wouldnt like gojo wasnt But you would just have to learn rct for purple
@jaredarsenault247522 күн бұрын
@ABoredGod right, so you'd probably get it eventually so it'd likely be the same foe One For All
@ABoredGod21 күн бұрын
@@jaredarsenault2475 ye so you gotta train Also six eyes is just more op then just cursed energy
@jaredarsenault247521 күн бұрын
@@ABoredGod it also raises the question of how you learn RCT because didn't Satoru Gojo nearly die and only then did he learn
@demonwearingpalmangels45372 ай бұрын
One for all being more fun then infinity is insane
@nameisnotdecidedyet3 ай бұрын
"Me having new order would be funny as hell ngl"
@ORaccoonChanO-pd8sn3 ай бұрын
You now have new order, it is pretty funny that you have both of em now. Wanna know what else would be pretty funny? Having all the powers on the list
@pou29312 ай бұрын
@@ORaccoonChanO-pd8snnah bro it no fun to have decay
@ORaccoonChanO-pd8sn2 ай бұрын
@@pou2931 then...choose not to have decay?
@user-hg9gk9jl2eАй бұрын
@@pou2931 It would be funny if drcay wasn't in my list of powers
@pou2931Ай бұрын
@@user-hg9gk9jl2e nah it would be real funny if decay didnt automatically decay when my 5 fingers touch something, but only when i want to
@The_void_of_chaos3 ай бұрын
It would be funny to quadruple student debt, increase world hunger and poverty 10 fold, it would also be funny if Comedian didn't have any restrictions.
@user-nf2ox7wc2t3 ай бұрын
The fact that I started laughing is wilddd
@Winds_chosen3 ай бұрын
@@user-nf2ox7wc2t same
@joaopedro-qd5ku2 ай бұрын
What is more funny, is that the comedian technique is only limited by what you find funny
@Aztnt2 ай бұрын
@@user-nf2ox7wc2t same dawg
@saif-gv6glКүн бұрын
@@joaopedro-qd5kuThe entire JJK universe was lucky that Takaba was the one that has Comedian
@bentleytelles7295Ай бұрын
“Wanna see something funny” *gets every power from the list*
@Xerochecksout6 күн бұрын
Use new order and order to get every power on the list, trust
@shockwave386412 күн бұрын
If thinking abt this practically in real life, New Order because it’s just overpowered, gives me most of the OFA traits and I can do whatever I want. Infinity + Six eyes so I can avoid getting hurt and have beautiful eyes. Shrine because it’s easily the most practical and useful. Very useful in cooking, engineering, woodworking, basically anything that requires cutting(which is a LOT of things).
@kingofheroes10963 ай бұрын
I'd pick New Order over Comedian, my sense of humour would cause problems not only for myself but for the world as well.
@sweetieswifey6273 ай бұрын
☠️
@akeelahbruce18213 ай бұрын
Yeah
@himari_the_anime_fan3 ай бұрын
Fr, my humor is too dark to have comedian as a power
@wokeuplikedis15003 ай бұрын
u right. ima have to go new order as well or some world ending scenarios might come about
@doriankamanzi68743 ай бұрын
Exactly people forget that it's based on your sense of humour and I'm sorry, but a lot of the things that people are going to want to use these powers for are not innately. Funny. Yeah, I can see if someone's trying to bully you. You'll definitely find it funny if they trip over or something happens to them. But in terms of actually helping yourself in life, it's not as useful as a new order. New water has exactly the control you want. You set a rule and say I don't know this person. Can't believe this area or something like that. It has far better control and isn't based on something that you don't actually have control over
@theorigin85373 ай бұрын
1. Comedian is acceptable 2. You’d wanna keep breaking your bones? 3. Good luck writing or playing video games
@aveorsomethingidk16702 ай бұрын
for decay just dont put all of your fingers on something you need
@Fruad_jo2 ай бұрын
@@aveorsomethingidk1670shrine needs to be activated for it to be used plus how is your ass gonna sleep because the second you move around in yo sleep and your bed your room your house is gone and all your stuff in it. Decay is ass
@aveorsomethingidk16702 ай бұрын
@@Fruad_jo have your hands hanging off the bed not touching anything
@Fruad_jo2 ай бұрын
@@aveorsomethingidk1670 yeah but then you sleepy ass at 3am gonna turn around to be more comfortable and boom no more house
@aveorsomethingidk16702 ай бұрын
@@Fruad_jo well idk how shigaraki does it
@user-uo1qi9mt5c2 ай бұрын
"Its alot more fun to use!" You are gonna get into more debt than you can handle from the hospital
@fxblezx2 ай бұрын
he gets all the other quirks like danger sense
@lordofCottonFeildsАй бұрын
No. No he doesnt and + who tf is using danger sense in the real world@@fxblezx
@fxblezxАй бұрын
@@lordofCottonFeilds bro you can literally dodge anything??? like what
@observantbuddyАй бұрын
@@lordofCottonFeilds He literally showed all the other quirks inside OFA in the pic tf you mean no 😂
@Sukuna_FemboyEnjoyerАй бұрын
@@fxblezxwhy you need that if shit cant even touch you
@BlankidonoАй бұрын
Everyone gangsta untill a IG reels user get comedian 💀
@Critical_Vex3 ай бұрын
1. New Order (I find too many bad things funny) 2. Infinity Six eyes (Who are ur opps to need OFA 💀) 3. Decay (Again who are ur opps to pull out a malevolent shrine 💀)
@MarksmanRevolver3 ай бұрын
"ay pull up cu- "Ryoki Tenkai."
@CopeandSeethe800853 ай бұрын
Bro you can't turn off decay you can only neutralize it with gloves that have 1 fingerless part and in the manga it literally threatens the whole world who are YOUR opps??
@leafyumm3 ай бұрын
you could become a god chef with shrine
@kokusen_03 ай бұрын
bro you upto date with MHA? Shigaraki can control it now @@CopeandSeethe80085
@deananderson77143 ай бұрын
If you pick decay then you can never touch anything again. I’m going with shrine even if I don’t plan on ever using it against anyone
@Rez8163 ай бұрын
Imagine you fall and then the whole world starts to decay💀
@killerwolf98213 ай бұрын
It's not that strong
@kokusen_03 ай бұрын
@@killerwolf9821 it gets stronger in the Manga, yes it is that strong but shigaraki has limitations
@vixenxia24753 ай бұрын
@@killerwolf9821 i mean it is, it would just take a while but it has city scale damage. you could quite literally dig a city sized hole into the ground via continuously pressing your fingers against the ground.
@toadsage89653 ай бұрын
@@killerwolf9821 it literally is that strong like the first major scene of the war arc was shigaraki awakening and just by touching the floor killed almost everyone in the city and made half the hero’s that didn’t instantly die just quit, shigaraki was a D1 menace 😭🙏
@kokusen_03 ай бұрын
@@toadsage8965 he woke up before his body was complete just to hate 😭mf was on that timing
@Satoru_go.jo52 күн бұрын
"yo dude imagine if like a gigantic meteor shaped like a cheese crashed to earth rn that'd be so funny"
@NunyaBizzniz-ev1qq11 күн бұрын
My friends have absolutely destroyed my sense of humor therefore if I had comedian I’d be a menace
@saif-gv6glКүн бұрын
note that it works both ways, so if your friends say something cursed and you think it's funny, that shit will happen as well.
@TinyAsianEyeZ3 ай бұрын
It’d be very funny if Jae was caught on a date with Bepo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@KelOmorireference3 ай бұрын
Oh shit jae gotta go on a. date with bepo now.
@infernojae3 ай бұрын
That’s not funny
@gred_and_forge3 ай бұрын
@@infernojae it is to me 😂😂
@bye93523 ай бұрын
😂@@infernojae
@Elay-tulc3 ай бұрын
@@infernojae jae I never knew you were a furry it all makes sense now
@boredboi62793 ай бұрын
Jae is forgetting the fact that you literally cannot turn off decay
@System3573 ай бұрын
u can atleast control it
@boredboi62793 ай бұрын
@@System357 by remembering to never touch anything with 5 fingers? Nobody is that good you can at least use shrine when you want and control how big it is
@JakanDixon3 ай бұрын
@@boredboi6279 Well it can be, it's just that AFO removed the ability to turn the quirk off from shigaraki when he was a baby
@Paracelsus.3 ай бұрын
@@boredboi6279Shigaraki can choose not to use decay when touching things with all 5 fingers, so yeah.
@boredboi62793 ай бұрын
@@Paracelsus. he can? I remember it just being perpetually on still choose shrine though
@Rajiota16 күн бұрын
Im choosing shrine, using cleave and dismantle to chop up things would be useful. Imagine working splitting rocks with a touch, being able to perfectly cut vegetables instantly, it would be way more useful than decay honestly
@gabrielpinguet4389Ай бұрын
I’d only chose the ones that have no cons, comedian could be dangerous if you feeling too silly while new order you specifically say what you want, one for all requires a inhuman amount of training to use and might kill you if you use it while not strong enough while inf+ 6eyes just lets you fly, makes you pretty much immortal and lets you teleport and gives you cool blue eyes, with decay you might destroy something accidentally while with shrine you just basically can slash anything if you want to, you dont even need to harm people or even use it if you want to.
@Clingingeyeanoctupus3 ай бұрын
Comedian, infinity + 6e, shrine Decay would be constantly active so it would suck
@Sebby-Webbu3 ай бұрын
Actually no Current shigiraki can actually control what he decays ever since he fought re destro
@chideraumejiaku38953 ай бұрын
You can control,it's never been constantly active after shigaraki first manifested it
@theonewayroad38673 ай бұрын
@@chideraumejiaku3895 that is factual incorrect, he gained the ability to control it after his bout with Redestro. Before that it was a five point touch activated quirk that was always active which is why if you were paying attention you'd of noticed that everytime Shigaraki holds something anx it doesn't Decay is because he's constantly holding out at least one finger to his Quirk from activating, that's even the reason he killed his dog, sister and mom because he didn't realize that and touch normally....
@radchum3 ай бұрын
decay has been proven to be able to be controlled
@chrismanning28883 ай бұрын
Yeah, after Shiggys quirk awakening @@radchum
@ancientarrow74203 ай бұрын
Hitting the "Domain expansion, Malevolent shrine" in a street fight would be beyond awesome (Also range is adjustable) Edit: I thought shrine was just the domain expansion when I wrote this but that obviously doesnt change my opinion
@junk_bot_man64123 ай бұрын
Bro wants everyone in the area dead
@shadowfight2player8073 ай бұрын
Bro wants to be wanted by the fbi
@junk_bot_man64123 ай бұрын
@@shadowfight2player807 what are they gonna do.
@BobbinRobbin7773 ай бұрын
Personally? I wanna be the best box-cutter in the world.
@babuebaguette79823 ай бұрын
@@junk_bot_man6412that’d better than touching 1 hand to the ground and watch entire cities crumbled💀besides, u get a cool torch
@Sukuna_himself2 ай бұрын
Pov, me and the bros with the most unhinged humor get comedian:
@papertheskeleton43003 күн бұрын
New Order (smaller scale reality warping but more easily controlled + the biggest reason the technique is so strong for Takaba is because he literally doesn't know he has it) OFA (superhuman physical stats feels like it will probably be more useful more often than Infinity, especially if you can awaken the previous holder's quirks) Shrine (accidentally touch a wall after taking Decay and suddenly your house is gone)
@kemalthom4753 ай бұрын
people think Comedian instantly makes you bugs Bunny if you know you have the ability it gets heavily nerfed
@junk_bot_man64123 ай бұрын
Exactly. Only time it will work is if you aren’t thinking about it
@standground61923 ай бұрын
Maybe that's due to Takaba's personality and not an inherent weakness of the CT...Kinda like how he doesn't like seeing death.
@sanicinapanic42643 ай бұрын
@@standground6192 it’s definitely an inherit Weakness since well it’s kind of like trying to force a laugh,
@sleep53293 ай бұрын
And you have to find something genuinely funny. You can’t just state your invincible and fake laugh. Unless you have some VERY broken humor, It won’t be that good
@standground61923 ай бұрын
@@sleep5329 drugs?then everything is funny.
@SukunaDgoats3 ай бұрын
Yeah but imagine the last thing people hear before dying is "rioiki tenkai" followed by a bigass statue spawning from the ground
@Ini23nd12 ай бұрын
I wanna do that
@elongatedman3452 ай бұрын
acting like well have enough cursed energy control to summon his shrine 💀
@SukunaDgoats2 ай бұрын
@@elongatedman345 dw i got enough
@fr0stdr4ke952 ай бұрын
@@elongatedman345I got enough. Dw
@OMG_YGO2 ай бұрын
My sense of humor is jacked so I just might end the world
@Thedarkrai15083 ай бұрын
Bros already a comedian when he said off over six eyes. 💀
@MrMonix002 ай бұрын
LOL🤣
@ryanmcc7162 ай бұрын
Like seriously, who would pick one for all over the six eyes technique?
@javierpaulino42792 ай бұрын
Ofa is better
@_zuma_02 ай бұрын
6 eyes is just observation haki
@javierpaulino42792 ай бұрын
@_zuma_0 no it isnt
@visionaryvjae56413 ай бұрын
Remember Sukuna's CT is based off cooking instead if destruction yoh could actually use it to dice up veggies, easily slice through bones when making stews or chop wood and start fires
@akzuuzumaki7803 ай бұрын
Who care when you have knife in your kitchen and a oven
@visionaryvjae56413 ай бұрын
@@akzuuzumaki780 cleave can chop anything instantly into whatever shape you want with just a touch and it never dulls. Why bother taking out a knife?
@olyviermonteau43003 ай бұрын
@@akzuuzumaki780 ah yes: use up resources and pay till you're broke. FUCKING GENIUS OVA HERE everybody watch out
@Munchycrunch4563 ай бұрын
@@akzuuzumaki780dismantle/cleave is better than any knife because you won’t cut yourself when using it.
@kenodyssey9092 ай бұрын
We literally don't know this as fact or not
@TheCopiedOne2 ай бұрын
nee order, infinity, and decay has GOT to be the best abilities here, untouchable but you can make yourself touchable, destry things by touching them (controllable), and restrict people, things, and give yourself abilities, def the best combo
@gabrielpinguet4389Ай бұрын
For what would you even need decay
@KotoBeFrАй бұрын
Ofa is gonna destroy your body 💀
@What571193 ай бұрын
I will be the ultimate chef with shrine.
@AdainSmith3 ай бұрын
Bro forgot the training required to handle the one for all lol
@pizzacrumbles3 ай бұрын
@@AdainSmith and decay if you feel a little angry one day poof there goes your family
@AstralizedMahou3 ай бұрын
@pizzacrumbles he completely forgot that he can't touch anything without it being destroyed 😂
@Cheesecake_desu3 ай бұрын
@@AdainSmithi am not breaking my bones for that power frfr😭😭
@undeadinside35712 ай бұрын
@@pizzacrumblespretty sure a thumbless glove solves that problem
@jashinsdisciple85123 ай бұрын
Don't let insta reels get their hands on comedian
@WonderWopunny2 ай бұрын
Don't give them any cursed technique at all
@theonesnowpeep2 ай бұрын
"I think touching black minors is funny" -insta reels if they had comedian
@user-qq1yy4yf4i2 ай бұрын
Sukuna:"ahh yes my anti shigaraki technique haven't used it since the heian era"
@goldenhydreigon4727Ай бұрын
"Y'know what'd be funny? Getting all of these abilities combined with none of the downsides."
@CatBvrrito3 ай бұрын
OFA would be hella useless, realistically you do not have the body to maintain it. Deku trained viciously for an entire summer but still couldn't handle it's powers. Only people that I could see using it are probably people in Strongman Competitions
@ebrimajallow31653 ай бұрын
Infinity would be hella useless, realistically you do not have a body with curse energy... See weird this excuse is. It's clearly implied that you can handle OFA and have curse energy.
@CatBvrrito3 ай бұрын
@ebrimajallow3165 Definitely not clearly implied because you also get the six eyes, even if that was true let's say they're both intended uses then infinity would still be miles better. OFA is a combat only ability, Infinity is just more useful for practical day to day life, unless you think you're going to be attacking people regularly.
@chrismanning28883 ай бұрын
@@ebrimajallow3165 Deku could handle one for all. And yet he still broke bones using it until a while later. It don't matter if you can handle it if your body can still take damage from it
@orein18803 ай бұрын
@@ebrimajallow3165 +six eyes which allows you to fully use infinity to it's fullest
@babuebaguette79823 ай бұрын
@@ebrimajallow3165Everyone has cursed energy, it’s their emotion that fuels it so just train like Yuji did. I think if ur getting Six Eyes and Limitless u should at least get the prerequisite that comes with it as well.
@thatoneguy83043 ай бұрын
New order and decay "Everyone must stay in the floor and cannot jump" *touches floor*
@toadsage89653 ай бұрын
No you have to say the full name of a person to apply a rule
@RainbowBuster2 ай бұрын
@@toadsage8965Yep! So it’d be more so. “Gravity! Gravity will weight down anyone in a 100 meter radius.” Then touch floor
@NIKU_SHIMI18 күн бұрын
You became a comedian the moment you choose decay over malevolent shrine😂
@AssassinFE4R2 ай бұрын
But with decay you need to touch something or someone with 2 hands so if someone cuts your arm off you lose that ability. Also it would effect everyday activities like playing one a console or pc, holding a phone with two hands if playing games, holding pets, your kids if you somehow get any with that ability.
@rogersmith95353 ай бұрын
Comedian is literally Toon Force
@Y.T.STachi3 ай бұрын
Basically yea it is toon force
@jayewrite12563 ай бұрын
I’ve watched enough bugs bunny and pop eye to know how to make this absolutely busted.
@doriankamanzi68743 ай бұрын
See it's turn force but the problem is it's to enforce. You can't control if you accidentally think of someone getting into an accident and they die unless you find it. Funny that they come back to life. They're not coming back and I doubt that you'll find it funny that they come back to life. It's too risky and uncontrollable to really have. Plus you can't do exactly what you want to do in the end. We don't control what we do and don't find funny. It's not nearly as good as being able to actually set a rule. And that's what happens
@great94633 ай бұрын
Having decay you’ll never be able to touch anything again. Shrine you have control over
@junk_bot_man64123 ай бұрын
*touch anything with 5 fingers again” still bad
@michaelarias33103 ай бұрын
No u don't have control because realistically we wouldn't know how to use shrine and we have no CE so we are kinda screwed. Also a good sniper gets you. U just get the ability not the strength or speed
@RyanShears-xg1wd3 ай бұрын
Your able to control the power shigaraki has touched things with all five fingers multiple Tim's ad they haven't decayed you have control on if you decay something or not. Basically you turn on and off your power
@Joker_Zz3 ай бұрын
@@RyanShears-xg1wdThe only thing he has touched with 5 fingers and not decayed is himself. He can't control the activation, it happens automatically once 5 fingers touch something, all those times you're thinking of he didn't actually touch all 5 fingers or his quirk was neutralized (his quirk doesn't work on stuff like fluids or sand). Remember, when he threatened Deku by putting his hand on his neck, he needed to keep one finger lifted to not kill Deku.
@Joker_Zz3 ай бұрын
@@michaelarias3310Actually ☝️🤓 Non-sorcerers in JJK have CE, they just can't control it, those without CE are those like Toji and Maki. Also, even by that logic, by rule of cool, the fact that having a CT means you automatically have CE and following the trope of "required secondary powers", we'd get equal CE reserves and efficiency to Sukuna to make the power usable in this hypothetical scenario, otherwise you could just say "oh, you get Decay but no quirk factor so you can't use" or do similar things. Also, CE reinforcement will 100% resist conventional bullets (Kenjaku even mocks the idea of using conventional weaponry against sorcerers after Mai tries to use a sniper rifle against him)
@Notcyanatrowalt26 күн бұрын
Bro boutta be breaking his hands after choosing one for all
@aster1760Ай бұрын
Counterpoint to shrine vs decay: Unlike decay you can control WHAT your destroying with shrine. You cannot target something specific with decay unless you touch only that thing, making it rather poor for directed attacks, while Shrine lets you single out targets with a range easily, making it FAR more versatile for combative measures.
@SeraphicEditz13 ай бұрын
"Wouldn't it be funny if i had all these powers except decay"
@Mr.EggthrealАй бұрын
“Wouldn’t it be funny if dinosaurs came back”
@consumerofbepsi52543 ай бұрын
I agree with the first two but realistically youre not gonna get much use out of decay unless youre constantly fighting, you could use shrine to become a lumberjack or smth and get paid
@chideraumejiaku38953 ай бұрын
You can legit just use decay for large area demolition without the dangerous gases
@consumerofbepsi52543 ай бұрын
@@chideraumejiaku3895that's true, but you can also use shrine for smaller scale stuff as well, like just being able to flawlessly cut food n shit to make meals easier, also you could probably demolish buildings by cutting all the supports or smth, although it'd be a bit more technical and take some more effort
@Ryomenjib3 ай бұрын
@@chideraumejiaku3895eh not really bringing decay up
@yaboitriplex2413 ай бұрын
@@chideraumejiaku3895cleave ca do the same thing though.
@randybowen46623 ай бұрын
@@consumerofbepsi5254just use a knife? Demolition pats a lot. I'd much prefer decay
@Spycrab8082 ай бұрын
Choosing decay over shrine is messed up, you can't touch things you love or else they simply die, while both are chaotic powers, atleast one isn't always active
@KaidenSanders-fm5ptАй бұрын
No matter the situation, I am picking curse techniques quirks are so insignificant compared to curse techniques
@ToddyXxToddy3 ай бұрын
New order Infinity Shrine (Decay is a curse, imagine touching your Mom or your Food 😭😭😭)
@junk_bot_man64123 ай бұрын
To be fair you just not touch it with all 5 fingers. But if you are sleeping and touch something then it’s cooked
@davidk48603 ай бұрын
This is optional. Comedian is risky imo. New order is guarantee. Infinity six eyes gives you teleportation flight, beyond perfect vision, and protection. Shrine gives you options and is a better domain than infinite void imo, seeing how can affect cursed and non cursed things. Plus cutting things could be very profitable.
@cookies23z3 ай бұрын
@@junk_bot_man6412 na, you just need those finger condom gloves, where its different pieces for each finger, EZ way to turn it off, just need to explain it as its weird AF to wear that 24/7
@junk_bot_man64123 ай бұрын
@@cookies23z yeah I’m not wearing that😭 what are you gonna use decay for?
@pokerus13593 ай бұрын
@@cookies23z Even then wtf do you even use decay for? 😂
@justinn8541akaDrPokemon3 ай бұрын
Comedian, Infinity+Six Eyes, and Shrine.
@The_creator33 ай бұрын
Exactly, plus I don’t wanna break my arm every time I use one for all and there’s a chance I can’t use the previous users quirks
@frostfrost89073 ай бұрын
I would prefer New Order tbh. Comedian seems fine until you notice how the internet destroyed your sense of humor.
@justinn8541akaDrPokemon3 ай бұрын
@@frostfrost8907 I grew up with Looney Tunes, I still find toon force funny.
@chideraumejiaku38953 ай бұрын
@@The_creator3unless your not a child like deku you'll be fine
@Future_jira3 ай бұрын
@@chideraumejiaku3895 tf ☠️☠️☠️ no your still gonna get your bones and body destroyed and no one is built like deku ☠️☠️☠️
@zenocorpsegogo821318 күн бұрын
Decay is such a badass and dark power bro
@user-fn3ke1oo1j2 ай бұрын
The thing is if you're a normal person. That means you can't touch anything because if you put your full hand on something, it just decays.
@Pb56-mz3zq3 ай бұрын
Comedian,Infinity+six eyes, malevolent shrine
@_axxika_371526 күн бұрын
Most op jjl character ever😭😭
@bronzdeck64123 ай бұрын
Bro looked at telekinesis, teleportation, hyper computer brain, ultra eyesight and being straight up invulnerable and said it wasn't good enough wtf.
@jakeoriental88473 ай бұрын
Compared to one for all, it’s child play. One for all is Superman level power. Once you can control it, it’s busted. Deku speed alone is distorting laws of physics and reality.
@BobbinRobbin7773 ай бұрын
@@jakeoriental8847 So is Deku stronger than Gojo?
@jakeoriental88473 ай бұрын
@@BobbinRobbin777 he is but infinity could be a problem for him tho. So Gojo just have better defense.
@babuebaguette79823 ай бұрын
@@jakeoriental8847not entirely, Purple could just decimate him so ur not lacking any firepower either and it has many different applications and some of them would just be an upgrade for the OFA extra quirks too
@jakeoriental88473 ай бұрын
@@babuebaguette7982 purple has barely any feats at all. It’s at most destructive power is small part of forest. Deku can do that with just his fingers. It can’t even erase sukuna, Deku has way more durability than sukuna lmfao and it’s not even close. Like I said speed alone is busted power. Deku is bending reality with gear shift in manga.
@SCP-CBTАй бұрын
New Order, Infinity and Six Eyes, and Decay (new order is versatility and esoteric defence, Infinity and Six Eyes for defence and pure combat power, and Decay for destructive power)
@SCP-CBTАй бұрын
ima go full WARLORD on this shit
@Bumblewut7 сағат бұрын
If takaba took an edible, he would destroy the multiverse
@Crempylsaltalt3 ай бұрын
Personally id go with shrine the amount of versatility it goves is underrated
@fg009letyrds83 ай бұрын
Yeah, Pure Destruction goes to Decay, but Shrine has the Versatility.
@No0oBGaMeR3 ай бұрын
Shrine basically cuts anything on its radius and Decay just the name itself decays anything on its radius 😂
@Crempylsaltalt3 ай бұрын
@@No0oBGaMeR shrine is sukuna's technique.
@Sukuna_FemboyEnjoyerАй бұрын
@@No0oBGaMeRShrine is all of sukuna CT not only the domain so yeah
@gabington8990Ай бұрын
@@Sukuna_FemboyEnjoyer Nah, Shrine is his DE, his CT is Cleave/Dismantle (As far as we know)
@oyelajataofeek46383 ай бұрын
“Even Sukuna would choose this over his shrine” got me cracked up 😂
@GBkitesАй бұрын
I'd choose shrine over decay purely bc it's easier to control. If u touch anything with all 5 of yo fingers it's destroyed. My forgetful ass would accidentally kill my whole family
@eliking2935Ай бұрын
Just like shigaraki did
@DaNNi27749 күн бұрын
@@GBkites you wouldn't even be able to use shrine with average human ce, look at Mai zenin she can't even use her construction technique
@GBkites9 күн бұрын
@@DaNNi2774 I'd rather not be able to use it than kill my family accendently with decay
@somerandommodeler15 күн бұрын
People forget that OFA includes the quirks of all previous users. So even if the normal OFA breaks your bones, you can still use Blackwhip, danger sense, smoke, flight, Fa Jin, Gear Stick and Strength.
@andrewjarrett88073 ай бұрын
I feel like Comedian is harder to use and master than New Order because you have to actually think something is funny to bring it into existence. I'm not gonna be able to think up weaponized puns mid fight.
@the_Royal_Crow3 ай бұрын
plus Comedian gets hard countered by impostor syndrome I'm taking New order
@theonewayroad38673 ай бұрын
Not to mention simply knowing you have it can nerf it heavily as would a loss of confidence...
@Sonicthehedgehog-ub2oj3 ай бұрын
@theonewayroad3867 Only applies for Takaba
@justduro1527Ай бұрын
@@Sonicthehedgehog-ub2oj No lol. If you know how it works then you may start to force yourself to find something funny to do something you want (most likely wouldnt work obviously) Also something people tend to ignore is that overtime you may stop finding anything funny or everything funny as a crazy ass person because of your freaking mental state. Can you imagine how much mental damage can it do this power to a person? You cant control it, keep that in mind.
@gamelover79263 ай бұрын
I will make choices that can benefits me in real life which are Shrine, Limitless and Six Eyes Shrine is obviously can be used as swiss knife but on larger scale. It's also can produce fire which means I don't need to panic if I forget to bring matches or lighters I will choose Limitless and Six Eyes because Six Eyes increase brain processing prowess and reaction speed. Also Six Eyes will let me to memorize everything even the smallest details. In other words, Six Eyes can help me to study and give me better reaction speed in sports Limitless will give me some protection in dangerous situation like a crazy people try to shoot me in my head. I'm also don't need to worry if I forget to bring my umbrella during raining day. In addition, I can use Blue as my transportation and use it to mimic telekinesis
@thirstcontrol2 ай бұрын
exactly😭you get it people are forgetting just how convenient gojo's powers can be irl. e.g flight
@theonewhoasked98342 ай бұрын
@@thirstcontrol also forgetting ofa drawbacks
@drippybacon83912 ай бұрын
You dont need blie for transportation there is a limitless ability that gojo uses thats called teleport
@observantbuddyАй бұрын
Gojo's powers are obsolete in comparison to OFA. If we go by the logic of getting both these powers at the same level as their users have it in the series, OFA absolutely is the better choice. Float is basically flight and you'd have the durability to withstand a nuke so having something like infinity would be pointless. OFA is also faster and stronger by a landslide. Limitless' teleportation is also pretty weak and you'd probably get anywhere faster with OFA too.
@fawasmuhammed1846Ай бұрын
@@observantbuddythis is so dumb in many level 😂 Firstly OFA is the weaker and definitely not as useful as the six eyes + limitless, and going with what you said even made your comment you said considering it's at the level the user used it you're getting em Gojo absolutely uses it way more conveniently Flight, teleport, telekinesis, basically super reactions time and speed even the fact you can see everything and greater visual prowess, the fact you're basically untouchable, and you can't get tired almost eternal stamina cause your body and brain is refreshed every time and efficiently... Meanwhile OFA even destroys your body and when used too long you get tired easily and even if you had the power you can get killed or injured with enough powerful move....
@AidenDrage-og8xdКүн бұрын
I'm not choosing to cave for the soul fact I would touch myself with all five fingers on accident😂😂
@HeWhoIsCursed2 ай бұрын
There is no limitation besides sense of humor. That’s actually what gag forces or two in force, which means you can do anything you want in reality will have to follow you as long as you find it funny
@tvgg0_103 ай бұрын
The only thing with One For All is you gotta train your body to handle it cause if not you’re gonna burst like Squidward in the Patty Vault
@justduro1527Ай бұрын
Cant say the same for the other quirks
@AFUZZYPANDA3 ай бұрын
Personally would've gone with shrine because I definitely would accidentally decay something
@zourple2 күн бұрын
one for all aint gon be fun with the damage taxes and hospital bills though 😭
@Polychromatic.2 ай бұрын
Fr whit ofa it would be so fun to swing around like spooder man
@jaredrufolo25883 ай бұрын
If Jae fought one of his fans and they had this technique he is receiving the most vial physical atrocities on himself from Bepo
@BlueHotdog-mw9ym3 ай бұрын
Jae realizaing hes a normal human and ofa will kill him at 0.1 precent:
@Aymen198273 ай бұрын
He said it's more versatile than infinity + six eyes like what Invincibility isa lot of utility alone purple and red obvious teleportation Wich is insane With six eyes you gain insane sensory If you get rct it won't harm you anymore Purple exists too but who are your opss
@BlueHotdog-mw9ym3 ай бұрын
@@Aymen19827 let's just say I have a new intimidation tactic
@bliutusdivaisАй бұрын
Comedian, six eyes and decay 🗣️🔥
@tree44448 сағат бұрын
Infinity + six eyes also gives you things like massively enhanced reaction time and the ability to master skills quickly not just infinity I'd take that over destroying my body by being to strong.
@Future_jira3 ай бұрын
When Jae forgets he needs to train like hell to master ofa and even then it’s still gonna destroy your body ☠️☠️☠️
@user-fk4di7mm5v3 ай бұрын
Comedian,infinity+six eyes and decay I would be able to extend the range of decay and infinity or just mix them so the closer the more decayed and slowed so win win
@user-fk4di7mm5v3 ай бұрын
Yes I have lost my mind before for no one asking
@Ryomenjib3 ай бұрын
Who is your enemy gah damn
@junk_bot_man64123 ай бұрын
@@Ryomenjib bros ops are mankind
@michaelarias33103 ай бұрын
Comedian is kinda meh because if u know how it works it's extremely nerfed and u always have to be careful. U could ruin many peoples days or lives because you thought the wrong thing was funny
@BloxxerGoverment3 күн бұрын
Decay : You can't hug anybody. Or even touch anybody you care about. One for all : You need an EXTREMELY well-built body to not take damage from it.
@polychromatic6925 күн бұрын
“You know what would be funny if i were to become the ruler of the entire universe :D
@ultrakill58573 ай бұрын
What if you accidentally touch your friend to tell him a funny joke 😂😂😂
@VarietyCastle3 ай бұрын
New Order bc my dark humor is dangerous, infinity + six eyes bc I would need to train my body like crazy for ofa, and Shrine bc one nightmare and my house/family is turned to dust. I'm a wild sleeper.
@Urworstnightmarekiddo11 күн бұрын
I can become a professional chef with the shrine, I can even use fuga to cook the food (even though the entire building will prob burn)
@sdgamerdz11152 ай бұрын
Comedian technique with someone messed up like the joker would be freaking op
@ilikeminecraftepic38493 ай бұрын
infinity is a funny enough thing on its own, like if the opps pull up and try to punch you. they just gonna be like 👊 and it aint gonna hit me
@AfricanBootyClapper420693 ай бұрын
My dark humor combined with comedian would lead to Bepo x Makima ASMR
@wantimw3 ай бұрын
Where is a "You wish it, we make it" when you truly need it😭
@i-tech93852 ай бұрын
New order: use new order on itself make it so new order can apply infinite new rules, second use new order on itself to make it so as long as it is in line of sight you can still apply a rule to it but you can still use it normally where you touch smth to apply a rule to it
@infernaloverdrive4343Ай бұрын
With Decay, you can't turn it off. Sulunas shrine you can choose when to summon it
@thomasthecoolkid72283 ай бұрын
"Ah yes, the application for Shrine that makes it better and more destructive than Decay, haven't used this since the Heian era"
@KINGShaheed3 ай бұрын
You will never beat your meat again with decay
@junk_bot_man64123 ай бұрын
Nah you gotta do it like how fancy people hold a tea cup
@rygornspectre71423 ай бұрын
@@junk_bot_man6412 decay now no longer has the 5 finger requirement, my guy. Your meat is cooked. 💀
@junk_bot_man64123 ай бұрын
@@rygornspectre7142 my bad😭 I thought I was good since I’m caught up but I’m clapped still
@bruhfrfrbruh3 ай бұрын
@@rygornspectre7142 na shigaraki said he can control it now if that was true then he literally cant touch anything and before when his whole hand was touching star n stripe she woulda decayed immediatly but instead he got the ability and THEN decayed her
@Nightcraft45Ай бұрын
Bros gonna explode the second he gets OFA And even if not we gonna be seeing some broken bones
@slothknight4710 күн бұрын
Comedian at 3am would go crazy
@DATBOI_KINGKAI3 ай бұрын
Btw most of the manga coloring that was shown in this video is done by a guy named HEXAMENDLE he’s really good (he does jjk and OPM coloring too)