emgay should be emkays alter ego

Yes, You can buy defect jellybeans. They're called "BellyFlops" and are usually sold cheaper than the regular JellyBellies. It's really dumb that they consider misshapen beans "defective" but I'm too cheap to make a fuss about it.

Lexi, the great thing about baobab trees is that sometimes they have hollows in their trunk, which you can turn into a room & the tree just keeps on living. The baobab does need to be quite large so it can keep staying alive, but there are a few pictures that show how people have set up rooms in cracks & hollows in the trunk.

5:55 rip the 225, hope Antonov is able to get the second one finished

8:32 I feel you Lexi . . . I always joke with people that I see myself successfully petting and cuddling a bear, only to die after tripping on a tree root not even minutes later.

5:40 Sadly, I’m pretty sure the Antonov was destroyed after a hanger was bombed in Ukraine (or Russia, I forgot)

The squirrel at 12:07 is what happens at BSA camps when the scouts can't figure out how to not feed the squirrels. They don't trip over sticks so much as roll.

Lexi, I just wanted to say, but it's absolutely endearing to hear you nerd out about stuff. Recently also subscribed to your account because the amount of excitement in your voice when you see something you like is just day-brighteningly awesome :D

Ganondorf slamming his rupee bag on the counter like, “Where’d you get that horse?!”

don't worry Lexi, we love your ranting.

Lexi is my favorite narrator so when she is voicing a video I automatically love it!

"hit your head and reboot" more like ticket to walhalla

Lexi's mentality towards animals that are extremely dangerous: If not friend then why friend shaped🥺

3:42 i didn't expect a p.m. seymour mention in an emkay video, but it makes sense that lexi would be the one to do so

2:00 that's honestly a blast to the past lmao. We used to have something called a Pizookie and it is a COLOSSAL cookie with ice cream and candles on top for folk's birthdays! Let's just say I really really loved those :P

9:26 There's decent evidence that many mythological creatures were based on either fossils or stories told of about regular animals from far away places.

8:24 "I want to go pet a wolf! I want to give a wolf belly rubs!" I hear you, Lexi! I, too, would pet any animal that would let me!

5:42 unfortunately the plane was destroyed last year. Its hangar happened to be in northern Kyiv, Ukraine during the battle of Antonov during the early war period. Rip the Unit of all units

The wolf's head looked bigger due to angle but they are massive. And when they love physical touch when they are used to humans, only on their terms though So yes, if you can get them to trust you, they will absolutely love belly rubs, wouldn't advise trying with the ones in the wild though

15:40 hares and rabbits are different species. Hares are bigger and faster, don't burrow, and they do hop but lower then bunnies (in comparison to their height).

11:09 that’s an original „Wiener Schnitzel“ (mad out of calf meat), made by Figlmüller in Vienna, Austria. It is simply the one Restaurant you go to if you want authentic schnitzel. They make them the same way for over 115 years now.

Fun fact about the quarry dump trucks: the giant buckets they use are the size of over 2 lanes on a highway and they are so heavy that the transport semi has to go slow. It's one truck you definitely don't wanna get stuck behind

The Octobass is actually more rare. There was 3 made and 2 are still in existence.

Lexi's voice when she sees something she likes>>>

I'm from Montréal and I can confirm, we have an octobass and it's very cool. I sat in that very room, the Maison Symphonique, a little more to the right of the people shown sitting above the octobass player. I went to see la Symphonie Fantastique by Berlioz, which actually has an octobass solo. During the symphony, I heard a strange sound. Afterwards, one of the double bass players, a friend of my mom, told us about the solo, but also that a string broke right before it, so the guy had to use a simple double bass for the it instead. He was sad because there are practically no other pieces featuring an octobass solo. I wish I could have heard that. It would have been so cool.

Lexi narrating r/absoluteunits is my favorite.

Fun fact. My mother used to bake themed cakes for our birthdays when younger, but now, instead, we usually all just ask for her to just make a big cookie. I'm talking about a large deep dish style cookie rather than baking a cake, making icing, and decorating it. It's easier on her, and she honestly is just great at baking, so it's still delicious. Plus, we can customize. Mine last year was chocolate chips, peanut butter chips, white chocolate chips, and hazelnut chips with nutella and peanut butter worked into the cookie dough.

3:20 This dog looks like a dude in a dog suit.

6:58 Lexi, you're forgetting the part about people actively trying to stop you from putting the ball over there.

3:49 capybara? Nah fam this is a guinea BEEG

8:16 That is my bucket list right there. I want to pet a wolf.

2:03 my younger sister got a giant cookie from Mrs Fields at the mall for her birthday years back! She loved it, and it took her like a solid week and a half to finish it. I can still remember going with my dad to pick it up to surprise her with it

11:59 That's not a squirrel, that's a squirroll

3:31 I wanna hug the big danger floof lynx so bad…why does Canada get the fun stuff QwQ I wanna give ‘em kisses

5:35 RIP Antonov 225. It got obliterated in the Ukraine war. What a beast of a plane it was. Hopefully they can get funding to rebuild it with the spare body they have. But I'm not sure that's ever going to happen.

2:23 "Double King size bed." As far as I know, that is Not a Double King bed. It is an Alaskan King bed. The difference is that the Double king is slightly smaller and is rectangle. The Alaskan king, which I would like to try someday, is basically the largest available bed and it's square rather than rectangle.

Just in case you forgot or haven't had the time to check, yes, you can buy jelly belly rejects. They are called belly flops😂

Lexi, NEVER apologise for the nerd rants, they're absolutely adorable, and its so awesome hearing the genuine excitement and joy in your voice when you talk about things. ❤

There's a mine somewhat near where I live. Watching the trucks go by at a distance, you don't really get the scale of them. I was at a red light, I look over, and all is well, they're doing their thing. Then the operator pulled off for a break. He got out of the cab. Suddenly, I got the scale. That was no longer a truck in my mind, it was a monstrosity. The sheer amount of rock in the back of it must have been enough to take out half the town I was driving through, good lord.

12:15 Thats Martin Ford. He was in the British special forces. I hear he's a really nice guy

I feel like it's not an r/absoluteunits video without Andre the Giant. The man is amazing and absolutely huge /pos

Andre the giant was so huge he could keep Robin Wright warm by just putting his hands on her head.

I'd like to point out, that huge Katana is missing it's handle. That's why it looks weird

Your voice should be a national treasure 😊

12:04 *adds to the list of out of context*

Yo it's Lexi the tech queen, Happy Pride Month everyone.

6:30 my feiends and I call those AT&Trees

this reminds me about how I found a 6-pound box-turtle outside on the road (he's safe now) but OMG i've never seen anything even close to that (in box-turtle terms)

7:30 yes the stair hole is cool but WHY IS THAT GRATE BEHIND IT OFF CENTER???

I loved getting cookie cakes at other's birthdays as a kid! Never got one of my own though. :(

Lexi mentions P.M. seymour. Now you have my attention. But only for 20 seconds due to ADHD

I absolutely love lexi’s voiceovers its always sooooo cute but fun when Lexie geeks out about things its just i love it sm

1:36 finally! a charger that reaches the other side of the bed!!

14:16 Tank sees everything and eats even more.

4:00 I am op of that picture and it's Texas and not new york and it's largest pizza commercially available from moon tower pizza. They reposted and filled it with misinformation.

i've never dealt with hail where i am in florida, but i can tell getting hit by one that's baseball size would either kill me or knock me unconscious.

Robin should try r/DebateVaccines. That subreddit is wild. Hearing Robin's narration would be fantastic for such a ludicrous subreddit.

I hope that patches was adopted and/or put on a diet. He's such a rather large lad

Looks like an elevator to hell if you pretend the rust and debris around the metal is a massive volcanic rock face.

13:19 I never thought i’d call Sephiroth’s blade tiny, but compare for that hunk of iron, it is.

16:43 the bike hanging from the ceiling is an absolute unit change my mind.

13:24 this sword was custom made for a giant person with and abnormally larger hand so he used that blade in war

The cookie cake were amazing. You actually unlocked a core memory.

Are we not gonna talk about the expression on that cat's face lol

the hail and "if it hit your head, you'd just reboot" had me laughing so hard I had to stop the video for a minute

Using "Absent" and "Reboot" to describe head injuries is my favorite thing in the world pls I can't breathe stop doing this to me

Thank you Lexi!! Happy Pride month! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

2:41 Absolutely. There's a lolly/candy store in Auckland where one of the products is bags of "rejected" lollies i.e. szie is off, they're misshapen etc. Because of the defects, an entire 1 kg bag is only a few NZ dollars.

13:31 I believe the end on the right side is the tang, where the handle and guard would normally be. I think it's common for the parts other than the blade to be changed out as I think they don't last as long as the blade itself? So it's not unusual to have a blade displayed without anything on it.

Oh Lexi… sweet, innocent-ish Lexi… *you can never play enough Borderlands.*

Tell me you're an alcoholic without saying you're an alcoholic ” I use solo cups for scale”

5:41 - Sadly, this plane is no longer around due to the war in Ukraine. However, something similar is the C-5 Galaxy and Super Galaxy, which are pretty massive. There is also the An-124, which is made by the same manufacturer of the An-225

Absolutely love lexis enthusiasm on these! Especially the cute animal photos im squealing right along with you! 😂❤😅

'Why is it walking like a lamb?' 😂

2:10 Sheesh I was not expecting to be brought back to that memory. Kind of a sad memory because the mall I used to see that store in has since been closed and torn down

Lexi did the 'phrasing!' bit from archer. My day is a bit better now

0:50 that reminds me of a meme that went like " the giant horse unit weights over 11 pounds 💀

Defect Jellybelly are called Belly Flops 😂

2:35 Yep, you can buy defect jelly beans! You can buy them at the jelly belly factory in California. They call them belly flops!

Any guesses on how many hours Lexi spent researching arctic hares after that video? 🤔 I absolutely adore you and your geek rants, Lexi!

16:05 Hares, stand like that. Cause unlike a rabbit they run instead of hopping, think more like a really fast tiny deer.

2:07 At the local meijer they sold big cookies with frosting on it and kids would bring them in as birthday treats when I was little but they were gross

Yes, you can buy defect jelly bellies, they're called belly flops. I only have seen them outside of the plant once though.

Those 5 gallon buckets of soy sauce are what's used in Asian restaurants. I used to have to carry those buckets up from the basement of my uncle's restaurant when they ran out in the kitchen. I'd sometimes take those buckets home after they were empty to use in my back yard garden. They're also great for holding umbrellas because the plastic is thicker and sturdier compared to normal 5 gallon buckets from lowes/home depot.

13:25 The handle of this sword literally goes from the Right side of the person's head to the end of the fingers on their left hand. it is even longer than the Longswords used in Monster Hunter, and with it's length and weight, it may even classify as a Great Sword.

2:42 to answer your question, yes they exist! They're called Belly Flops, and are jelly beans either the wrong shape, color, or flavor. They are good.

I was wondering what had happened to Lexi!! We haven't had a Lexi-narrated video for a while--glad to hear ya, girl!

Emkay talking about the "unicorn" reminded me of a post about "how can we not have a horse with a horn, yet giraffes exist."

8:00 Street fighter 6 custom characters be like:

I've had those cookie cakes before, they will put you in a diabetic coma. But god will children just devour them.

Lexi good news the jelly beans you are looking for are called: belly flops. Yes they exist

I eat cookies the size of a medium-large pizza for my birthday. I don't like cake

Defect jelly beans are called Belly Flops. They’re pretty good, but have the occasionally awful flavors.

My cousin has just started driving the giant mining trucks. The staircase to the cab is about 3 and a half stories tall!

Rip Antonov AN-225 'Mriya' (dream), it was originally built to transport the soviet space shuttle 'Buran'.. but after the collapse... it became a very capable airlifter...

Yes, you can indeed buy jelly bean defects.

That Double King size Bed is literally a bed that Robert Wadlow could had if he was alive

10:20”that’s a massive beaver”phrasing!!

I LOVE super long chargers. They make moving around while your phone is charging so much easier

Figured i should point out, the squirel is that big because she's pregnant