"He's making a list, chicken and rice..." *You will not convince me to sing it in the correct way now. It's only "chicken and rice" now*

"Oh, you have a pet? Cool, what animal is it?" "Pet Pee"

“ham is fear” *_BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD_*

The first Boneappletea I've seen was "lack toes and taller it"

you, a simpleton: senior me, an intellectual: señor

One of my schools productions was actually called “The Pirates of the Curry Bean”.

This was made by a cereal killer { *POURS MILK FIRST* }

I used to think that the lyrics of Gangham style was ‘Whoop, Whoop Whoop, Dr Frankenstein’ Look, I was 5 years old ok?

Pirates of the curry bean is actually a spin off play

No-one: Literally no-one: Boomers: *Ham is fear*

“I’m not here.” Me: *yeets myself out of existence*

Pirates of the Carribean: *high quality* Pirates of the Curry Bean: *eVen HIgHeR qUAlITy*

People when they’re first: FIRST! Everyone else: Ugh, here we go again.

4:00: "cement head" new insult of the year.

My entire life, until this Christmas, I thought the song went “Deck the halls with balls of holly fa-lalalalalalalala” not “Boughs of holly”........ in my defense balls DOES rhyme with halls 😂

I remember having a hard time spelling “dorito” “do you like dureitohs??”

"Pirates of the curry bean" I did a primary school play called that. Edit: I'll explain further Pirates Of The Curry Bean is a play that is just over 1 hour long: it is about pirates and sailors within the first 15 minutes, we find out that main pirate: Captain Redbeard (I think that's his name) likes the main characters (Jack and Liza)'s mother (Pearl), like as in like like. He decides to kidnap Pearl and to steal a map to an island called Lumbago. He forces her to partake in an adventure to the island to find treasure. Jack and Liza find out that their mother is missing and go off on a hunt to find her, resulting in them going on a trip with some sailors. In the end, the pirates and sailors get caught up in a storm when fighting. They wash up on Lumbago luckily and Liza, Jack and Pearl find each other along with finding out that the leader of Lumbago who was a short-term enemy (forgot what they called him) is secretly Stanley, Pearl's husband, who went missing years ago. It went something like this Pearl: I've had enough of this **insert pun here** _Pearl hits Stanley on the head with a fish_ Stanley: Who am I? Where am I? P-Pearl?! Pearl: What? How do you know my name? Stanley: PEARL! MY PRECIOUS PEARLY QUEEN! IT'S ME! Pearl: Stanley? Stanley Periwinkle?! (people who remember doing the play better- is that their second name?) Jack & Liza: DAD?! And they lived happily ever after. I played minor pirates called Broadside and Bilboe. I don't remember many of my lines but I remember some. "Where's the safe?" "Oh there's the safe!" "Light the dynamite!" "AHHH! YOU FOOL!" "Plunder and Pillage!" And that's all I can remember. It was called curry bean because the pirates loved curry and beans. -I hated that play-

4:59 well it is correct if we apply it in a student’s perspective so No pen, no tests No tests, no grades No grades, no education No education, no work No work, no salary/gain So the phrase “No Pen No Gain” can be applicable

He’s making a dish Chicken and rice Adding ingredients to make it taste nice Gordon Ramsey’s comin’, to cook.

No one: Me from now on in geography class: *HaM iS FeAr*

Friendly reminder that we haven't had an r/engrish video in almost a year

I used to think it was: Lightsaber --> Lightsaver Windowsill --> Window-Still

2:22 no don’t tell 2019 to go away 2020 is 100 times worse!

"Oh your dog has *arthur write this* ? thats so sad :(" i hope arthur could write that down

The second Earthworm Jim game has a boss called "Flamin' Yawn." It's a steak that breathes fire.

"i will suck seed" "dont you mean succeed?" "no" *proceeds to suck on many seeds in the grocery store"

Gio: "Ball Balls" Inner filipino me: *Died of laughter*

LOL once my dad told Siri to remind him about an awards ceremony at my school Siri said “OK I’ll remind you about the awards Sara Moni.” Best part is I looked up Sara Moni, and all the results I got were for the same person. She’s a cosplayer. Also once Siri thought my sister’s name was Carl. 😂

When gio gets more views in 10 seconds then you can get in 3 months Stonks

I nearly hurt myself laughing at the One Ted merely for the timing. I'd just caught the tail end of an episode of Magnum PI where Ted Danson was the bad guy. He was running from Magnum on a boat dock and ended up being run down by a reversing boat... gonna need another boat driver, Ted!

Just the voice and the person spelling mayonnaise at 4:48 just made me wheeze, oh god. XD

“Goodbye 2019 hope I never see you again” Me: “2019? Is that you? Pls let me come back 🥺

Theses people are actually avoiding the draft by being illiterate

The dyslexic person probably got it messed up because of that fact

3:14 Gio:r/- Ad: *NOWADAYS-*

“Ham is fear” Do you mean: Lord of The Flies?

I freaking love your laugh

*pronounces allah incorrectly* Me, a Muslim: somethings going wrong here

"It's a la carte, you cement head" my new favorite insult

"What's the girls name?" "Cadence" yo, you can't be leaking my rl name on the internet. oh wait i just did....

When you get here so quick the notification pops up when you’re watching the video

There's actually a play called "Pirates of the Curry Bean", look it up

3:19 up until the age of 9 I thought tug-of-war was Tuga-4

Teacher: u faild your english testt Me: imm guud amy way

4:00 "cement head" r/rareinsults

“He is making a list chicken and rice” either that child is hungry or that child is Gir from invader zim enter the florpus

I recently found one that was talking about some people named "Sam and Ella" and it took me a whole year to realize they were talking about Salmonella.

i called cheese curds: cheese *turds* and never realized what turds meant

Who else is a true fan of Giofilms? Not gifting subscribers lol

"I hate fighting sand" "you mean sans?" "No sand" "ohh ness" "No I mean sand from undertale" "thats sans lol"

4:22 *THE WII’S FORESKIN*

Nobody: Not A Single Soul: Thumbnnail: *glue tin flea?*

“Goodbye, 2019. Never come back.” 2020: Hello! “Wait, no-“

"r/Bone Apple tea is basically the consequences of using autocorrect" PewDiePie: that's a *fact*

"How did you not know, it's a FORK CLIFT, not a FORK CLIFF." -Gio, 2020

Legend tells that a long, long time ago, our very first, ancestors commented on Gio films video he replied, legend says that every few somethings he responds

back in like elementary school i actually did a play called the pirates of the curry bean it was not fun

Gio: What the heck is a lock nest monster? Loch Ness Monster: Am I a joke to you?

1:17 my old primary school literally just did a school production called the pirates of the curry bean 🤣

I will never unsee “Pirates of the curry bean” 😂

When it is December 31st 2019 and people say see you next decade: *Insert laugh here*

After watching this, I found this one post that probably deserves to be on an r/boneappletea post The caption for it was *Love is disappear* But they meant despair

0:36 "señor discounts" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 As a kid, when I was watching Dora, I thought she said "senior" when she was really saying "señor", and that's how I spelt it throughout my childhood…

7:52 Okay, is NOBODY gonna talk about the fact that this is the Oneders all over again??

Im just gonna leave this here:" kris mast ree" yeah my friend sent me that.

Person in 2019: "Never come back 2019!" Person in 2020: "Wait, no! I didn't mean it!" Edit Just realised that someone already thought of this. Im not special 😑

'Pirates of the curry bean' was a play our school did one year. XD That brought back a lot of cringy memories lol :D

Giofilms always makes me smile.

0:58: Oh wow, I've been pronouncing "ottoman" wrong my whole life! It's "OT-tuh-munn", not "ot-TOE-munn"!

When gio finishes a r/boneappletea video Nooooo my sen pie

1.11 mil! we’re proud of you gio

LMAO THE CHICKEN AND RICE THING IS A SEINFELD REFERENCE

0:53 What it says: I got this cute little auto man from my fam jam So do you say auto man it’s an ottoman not auto English captions : I gOt ThiS CUte LItTlE OldER mAn FroM My FaM JaM sO Do YoU SaY AUtO mAn iT’S An AuTo MAn nOt ORdeR

The “ball balls” was funny because in my language if you say that it means pubic hair

Just heard about the bush fires in Australia I'll be praying for you Gio.

This is definitely the most funny sub reddit 😂😂

*when video is uploaded* Viewers: yEs! I aM fIrSt!!

I’ve always said “tuggle war” and now I’m sad

"if worse comes to serve" My husband says this and I don't know how many times I've told him it's "if worse comes to worst" XD

2019: 2019, please never come back 2020: 2019, please come back

he pronounced "cadence" like "caddence" and i dont like that

Thought I was early but looks like I am late.

i thought “lightsaber” was “lifesaver” for the LONGEST time as a little kid 😂

2:33 cuz that's kinda *creepee*

YEE YEE I WATCHED AS SOON AS I GOT THE NOTIFICATION

Legend has it, no matter how early or late you are, he will NEVER pin you.

I mean at least the ‘this leg sick’ one is self aware. As a dyslexic person myself I definitely find that one the funniest!

See the thing is, pirates of the currybean was actually a show my school put on as an end of year production.

When I can’t spell a word, I’ll just use the voice button

We has a play in school called “the pirates of the curry bean”

8:41 my Japanese lecturer said "free country". We took the whole semester to figure that out

Also congratulations on 1.11M subscribers! I’ve been a fan since 1.09M subscribers!

Ok, everyone using the "no one" meme format, weren't we supposed to leave that in 2019? If not *please* can we.

No views 7 likes **sigh**

"Phil-ate-my-arm" that had me dead XDDDDDDDD Thats the funniest thing yet in this series LM*AO!

My boneappletea was that I thought pay-per-view was "paper view" until I was 15..

He licc He *T H I C C* But most most importantly he say I am this leg sicc

"Bro wet time the lick her stow clothes" Bro what time does the liquor store close?

As a Scot tish resident, that Scot land one was fan tastic.

My friend was listening to a song from Supertramp, and sang a line wrong. It went, "Could we have kippers for breakfast..." and she swore it was kibbles. We had an argument for about 20 minutes, until I pulled out the lyrics and proved it was indeed kippers. I still laugh to this day over it.