When you find more people talking about people who say "first" than actual people who say "first"

Giofilms: That seems to be the end of r/comedycemetery The video: *r/comedyheaven*

"I cannot be silenced" -Mario

Video Title: r/comedyheaven Video Title Card: r/comedyheaven Outro: “Thanks for watching r/comedycemetary

Buzz Feed: this is not a drill Me: you’re right...those are sneakers.

I love how at 7:10 it says “buttfeed” but gio still reads it as “buzzfeed”

People in 2019: staying away from negative people People in 2020: staying away from positive people

Cabinet Man is a masterpiece, it deserves to be on that Spotify playlist Thank god these replies get the joke

I remember I used to watch this channel a year ago before I actually got Reddit. It amazes me to see how he manages to keep a family-friendly channel that revolves around Reddit. Also very impressed that someone was able to be so successful at such a young age.

Title: r/comedy heaven Gio: r/comedy cemetery Me: wait, what

Did he really just say: you-no. No hate but like...

I still can’t get over how you say uno, why do you choose to torture us😭

"Ham biscuit" -sign next to McDonald's

"Cabinet Man, Particle Man-" Two of my favorite surreal songs by my two favorite surreal bands. Officially, the greatest playlist in my book.

Why did my mom tried to sell me on Ebay

LUCAS scans your entire internet history within a span of 10 minutes. [ASMR] Note: Even if you're an incognito user like me, he'll still know.

people: first first first *First* FIRST everyone: behold the i-dont-care-inator

2:43 That’s the kind of grandmother I’m going to be.

As an ant keeper myself, the meme at around 1:40 is highly relatable. My ants escape all the time dammit

Huh, neat.

To everyone saying first: I have a blue shell and I'm not afread to use it

this is a comedy HEAVEN video, gio. not a comedy CEMETARY video.

1:53 "ant with limited wilderness survival skills" "Last seen: 2018" he didnt survive, did he...

0:08 Why would 100 pillows want to sleep on someone's chest?

3:37 Did he just pronounce “uno” like “you know”?

1:10 When i saw the 2 in the upper corner, i thought there were 2 Pedro's for sale

Least it’s not commedy hell Still can’t get those minion memes out of my head.

8:25 I sent this image to my friend and said "lucas knows what you did starlight" (I call them starlight as their nickname) to see their reaction. they just said sh*t, and I replied saying "don't worry I made sure he won't tell anyone." and that's my convo with my friends in a nutshell.

Mario's first tweet should've been _"It's a-me, Mario!"_

1:23 the puns are strong with this one

Title: comedy heaven Outro: comedy cemetery

5:14 Oh crap they found out

3:03 in all honesty, I read chicken, too.

7:30 So I only RECENTLY learned that apparently most Americans call stitches just "Stomach Cramps" and there is not a single one who can explain why.

everyone gangsta until Lucas starts replacing everyone's FBI agents

2:30 where is ocean man

Y'all talking bout being first and last, but it's even harder to be exactly the middle

*the thumbnail made me laugh.* *this is what I needed.* *Thank you.*

1:04 never knew that a baby could look old

Me: *clicks on video* Everyone: *goes to comments* Me: "I NEED TO TYPE A JOKE"

It's been a day since his goodbye video and I miss his content already

outro: comedycemetary title: comedyheaven hotel: trivago i know that the meme is dead but i didnt know what else to comment

1:07 a small price to pay for “pedro”

In case anyone was wondering, Craig was found in his cage, and died peacefully about 2 months after that post.

3:12 snackie chan

4:57 yeah that’s cool but did you know that in red dead redemption 2 male horses have physics on their balls

Now this is some next level comedy jokes.

Gio films is what keeping me sane during quarantine.

Fun fact: Being the last comment in the comment section is more impressive than being first.

I can’t think of a joke, but hi Gio!

Pedro looks like some british man that supports Arsenal and gets into fights in his favorite pub after a loss to Chelsea

The Industrial Revolution was indeed a bruh moment

6:35 Jokes on you. I'm Eva >:)

4:46 ngl, you know it's the real deal when the grape looks mah juicy and it comes with free finger prints.

2:22 Gio didn’t even notice that the guy who made it is called ‘Crtastrophe’ instead of ‘Catastrophe’.

_Legend says banana man is still unlocking phones_

I have to say, r/comedyheaven is one of my best creations.

Nobody: GioFilms: YOU-NO

1:50 so we all just gonna ignore that Gio forgot that Mt. means 'mount'

3:15 missed opportunity to say jackie cookie.

7:43 those hurt sooo darn bad

When your so early that there’s nothing but 5 year olds saying FiRsT

YOU DO NOT MISPRONOUNCE UNO IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

Jon Breaks Bad News is real. Dude is great, very professional, and funny af

3:43 just a quick question... WHO THE HELL SAYS UNO LIKE " YOU KNOW" ??? WHY

just slit my foot open, went from crying to giofilms.

How to find craig: 1. Get the same ant 2. Return it Done.

4:35 "Er staat een paard in de gang, ja lalala"

0:38 Ham Biscuit. Just Ham Biscuit

0:23 fnaf characters be like

Are we not gonna talk about how Pedro looks like an 80 year old man in a baby’s body

Fun factoid: the weird thing that the person texted is corona was an apex predator in the Cambrian explosion, an era before dinosaurs

HAHA YES THIS IS MY FAVORITE SUBREDDIT, THANK YOU GIO

4:32 I have the exact same clock hung on my wall, but I don't have the horse :'(

The first ONE- I CAN'T-

"Playstaoin so broken" "Need playstaoin help" " *someday I will rule the world* " "help need playstaoin"

5:37 that is a anomalocaris a prehistoric invertebrate that was one of the first apex predators if you think that’s weird you should see the eurypterids and opabinia +halucigenia

6:28 you do know that it says somke

Thanks for making another video, made my day 💙 😂

These videos give me the nose exhales.

I got to see the first comment on this video... it was by Solori Yeovin and they said: POG

POG

Craig the ant left to re-discover himself and created Craigslist in the process.

"lucas know what you did." me:"the W H A T"

Nobody: GioFlims: *Making our lives a lot better.*

Who else is going back and watching old GioFilms Videos?

I increase my humour with these series

5:37 Anomalocaris ("unlike other shrimp", or "abnormal shrimp") is an extinct genus of radiodont (anomalocaridid), an order of animals thought to be closely related to ancestral arthropods. The first fossils of Anomalocaris were discovered in the Ogygopsis Shale by Joseph Frederick Whiteaves, with more examples found by Charles Doolittle Walcott in the Burgess Shale.[2] Originally several fossilized parts discovered separately (the mouth, frontal appendages and trunk) were thought to be three separate creatures, a misapprehension corrected by Harry B. Whittington and Derek Briggs in a 1985 journal article.[2][3] Anomalocaris is thought to be one of the earliest examples of an apex predator, though others have been found in older Cambrian lagerstätten deposits. Contents 1 Discovery 2 Anatomy 3 Paleobiology 3.1 Diet 4 Paleoecology 5 See also 6 Footnotes 7 External links Discovery[edit] Frontal appendage of Anomalocaris canadensis (top) and mouthpiece of a Hurdiid radiodont (bottom) from British Columbia. The latter was originally assigned to the former species. Anomalocaris has been misidentified several times, in part due to its makeup of a mixture of mineralized and unmineralized body parts; the mouth and frontal appendage was considerably harder and more easily fossilized than the delicate body.[4] Anomalocaris fossils were first collected in 1886[5] or 1888[6] by Richard G. McConnell of the Geological Survey of Canada. The specimens were described and named in 1892 by GSC paleontologist Joseph Frederick Whiteaves.[6] The specimens are now known to represent isolated frontal appendages, but Whiteaves interpreted them as the abdomens of phyllocarid crustaceans. Noting its unusual anatomy for the abdomen of a crustacean, Whiteaves gave it the name Anomalocaris, meaning "unlike other shrimps". In 1928, Danish paleontologist Kai Henriksen proposed that Tuzoia, a Burgess Shale arthropod then known only from the carapace, represented the missing front half of Anomalocaris.[5] The artists Elie Cheverlange and Charles R. Knight followed this interpretation in their depictions of Anomalocaris.[5] Unknown to scientists at the time, the body parts of relatives of Anomalocaris had already been described but not recognized as such. The first fossilized anomalocaridid mouth was discovered by Charles Doolittle Walcott, who mistook it for a jellyfish and placed it in the genus Peytoia. Walcott also discovered a frontal appendage but failed to realize the similarities to Whiteaves' discovery and instead identified it as feeding appendage or tail of the extinct Sidneyia.[4] In the same publication in which he named Peytoia, Walcott named Laggania, a taxon that he interpreted as a holothurian. In 1966, the Geological Survey of Canada began a comprehensive revision of the Burgess Shale fossil record, led by Cambridge University paleontologist Harry B. Whittington.[5] In the process of this revision, Whittington and his students Simon Conway Morris and Derek Briggs would discover the true nature of Anomalocaris and its relatives, but not without contributing to the history of misinterpretations first.[4] In 1978, Conway Morris recognized that the mouthparts of Laggania were identical to Peytoia, but concluded that Laggania was a composite fossil made up of Peytoia and the sponge Corralio undulata.[7] In 1979, Briggs recognized that the fossils of Anomalocaris were appendages, not abdomens, and proposed that they were the walking legs of a giant arthropod, and that the feeding appendage Walcott had assigned to Sidneyia was the feeding appendage of Anomalocaris.[8] Later, while clearing what he thought was an unrelated specimen, Harry B. Whittington removed a layer of covering stone to discover the unequivocally connected frontal appendage thought to be a shrimp tail and mouth thought to be a jellyfish.[4][2] Whittington linked the two species, but it took several more years for researchers to realize that the continuously juxtaposed Peytoia, Laggania and frontal appendage actually represented a single, enormous creature. The two genera are now placed into the order Radiodonta, which commonly known as radiodont or anomalocaridid. Because Peytoia was named first, it became the correct name for the entire animal. The original frontal appendage, however, came from a larger species distinct from Peytoia and "Laggania", which retains the name Anomalocaris.[9] In 2011, six fossils of compound eyes, the first for Anomalocaris, were recovered from a paleontological dig at Emu Bay on Kangaroo Island, Australia, proving that Anomalocaris was indeed an arthropod as had been suspected. The find also indicated that advanced arthropod eyes had evolved very early, before the evolution of jointed legs or hardened exoskeletons.[10] Stephen Jay Gould cites Anomalocaris as one of the fossilized extinct species he believed to be evidence of a much more diverse set of phyla that existed in the Cambrian Period,[4] discussed in his book Wonderful Life, a conclusion disputed by other paleontologists.[2] Anatomy[edit] Size of Anomalocaris compared to an average-sized human hand For the time in which it lived, Anomalocaris was gigantic, up to 1 metre (3.3 feet) long.[2] It propelled itself through the water by undulating the flexible flaps on the sides of its body.[11] Each flap sloped below the one more posterior to it,[12] and this overlapping allowed the lobes on each side of the body to act as a single "fin", maximizing the swimming efficiency.[11] The construction of a remote-controlled model showed this mode of swimming to be intrinsically stable,[13] implying that Anomalocaris would not have needed a complex brain to manage balance while swimming. The body was widest between the third and fifth lobe and narrowed towards the tail; it was thought to have at least 11 pairs of flaps in total. It is difficult to distinguish lobes near the tail, making an accurate count difficult.[12] Later studies reveal that it had 13 pairs on the trunk region and additional 3 pairs of small flaps on the neck region.[14] Reconstruction of Anomalocaris canadensis, showing multiple head sclerites and setal blades run across the dorsal trunk region. Oral cones of Anomalocaris (A), Peytoia (B) and Hurdia (C). The former showing unique triradial, tuberculated and wrinkled structures. Anomalocaris had an unusual disk-like mouth known as oral cone. The oral cone was composed of several plates organized triradially. 3 of the plates were quite large. 3-4 medium sized plates could be found between each of the large plates, and several small, wrinkled plates between them.[9] Such oral cone is very differrent to those of a typical hurdiid radiodont like Peytoia and Hurdia, which is smooth and tetraradial.[9] The mouth resembled a pineapple ring with the center replaced by a series of serrated prongs.[2] The mouth could constrict to crush prey, but never completely close; there was always an opening about 5 millimeters in diameter when the mouth was shut; a centimeter in exceptionally large individuals. Two large frontal appendage (up to 18 centimetres (7.1 inches) in length when extended)[4] were positioned in front of the mouth, at the front of the head. As a shared character across radiodonts,[15] Anomalocaris also possessed three sclerites on the top and side of its head. The top one known as a head shield, dorsal carapace or H-element. it was shaped like an oval, with a distinct rim on the outer edge.[14] The remaining two lateral sclerites known as P-elements also ovoid, but connected by a bar-like outgrowth.[15] The P-elements were previously misinterpreted as two huge compound eyes.[14][15] Frontal appendages of Anomalocaris, with examples from four different species. Anomalocaris canadensis possessed 14 segments (podomeres) on each frontal appendage, almost each one tipped with two barb-like ventral spines (endites). The ventral spines themselves were both equipped with 2 smaller auxiliary spines, which branches off from the main spine at the center of its length.[3] The tail was large and fan-shaped, composed of three pairs of large, lateral fin-shaped lobes and one terminal lobe-like tailpiece.[14] Along with undulations of the lobes, it was probably used to propel the creature through Cambrian waters.[2][11][16] The gills of the animal, in the form of long, thin, hair-like structures known as lanceolate blades, arranged in a row which forming setal blades. The setal blades were attached by their margin to the top side of the animal, two setal blades per body segment. A divide ran down the middle, separating the gills.[14] Based on fossilized eyes from the Emu Bay Shale, which belonged to Anomalocaris briggsi (Which, based on morphological and phylogenetic evidence, was more closely related to Tamisiocaris), the eyes of Anomalocaris were 30 times more powerful than those of trilobites, long thought to have had the most advanced eyes of any contemporary species. With 16,000 lenses, the resolution of the 3-centimetre-wide (1.2 in) eyes would have been rivalled only by that of the modern dragonfly, which has 28,000 lenses in each eye.[10] Additionally, Anomalocaris had dichromatic colour vision.[17] Paleobiology[edit] Diet[edit] Reconstruction of Anomalocaris canadensis. A long-standing view holds that Anomalocaris fed on hard-bodied animals, including trilobites-making it one of the first predators-and its mid-gut glands strongly suggest a predatory lifestyle.[18] However, its ability to penetrate mineralised shells has been questioned.[19] Some Cambrian trilobites have been found with round or W-shaped "bite" marks, which were identified as being the same shape as the mouthparts of Anomalocaris.[20]

grandma approved

Don't ignore the fact that Mr. Krabs sold Spongebob's soul for 62 cents

I like how at the end he called it comedy cemetery, which is partially true

Mr. Twix: Hey Heyy! 🍫 👋 Somebody!: free chocolate? Mr. Twix: no

I have a screenshot of Pedro on my phone. When my friend saw it, she said, "oh my gosh. Ebay is a horrible place." Edit: Holy crap, how did someone like this that fast.

When people die, they are in a cemetery and they go to heaven, with this logic, r/comedyheaven is basically r/comedycemetery

I like how someone just sold a baby lmao

thank you for making our days better than they were before Gio.

At the end of the video he said comedy cemetery

2:48 Comedy heaven? more like "comedy eaven"

I honestly think Gio's voice is so much better than that robot voice.

Gio said “that the end of comedy cemetery” bruh momento