"You can't just sell a state" *new objective: sell a state*

"Hello gorgeous people, I'm jack, Zach ain't coming back, welcome to emkay"

"I WILL NOT PREFORM ANYTHING ILLEGAL (anymore)" U h, can I ask what exactly you've done that was illegal sir?

"I am selling a used but almost new Colonel Sanders Bench. As you can see from the picture it is in impeccable shape..." Ironic. It is an impeccable KFC bench. He might aswell have said that it's in eggcellent shape

12:30 considering chicken are birds and therefore dont produce milk, I am confused on what this liquid actually is.

For anyone who's curious, the "real-life Toy Story car" is a Buick Reatta. It, together with the Cadillac Allante, was both the best and the most innovative products GM had to offer in the final years of the Cold War.

1:17 please give jack the cutest quack of the year award

5:46 this baby will grow up to be a serial killer. This is how it all starts, always.. Sold for cash and coke.

Kid: Mum can we have Bambi? Mum: we have Bambi at home *Bambi at home: **0:04*

When it's so bad that Jack starts singing opera

I'd get that duck and name it Jack

1:45 "Condition Poor" Looks mint to me.

13:20 the police: *interesting*

0:23 that's debatable after crying and going through mood swings and ruining my school life.

if craigslist was a person it would be me

If that wasnt a toe massager what was it. I genuinely do not know

Huh, the Bambi live action looks really weird

That artwork is AWESOME!

I'm fairly certain the "liquid gold" was breastmilk. Hospitals are always in need for premies.

Okay, literally the coolest fan art I’ve seen.. like ever

In my 16 years of life in Utah I never heard someone pronounce it like that. I will refuse to say it any other way now

8:13 that couch lookin' like the Wide Putin meme

The guy below me is from craigslist

I have autism and I can indeed confirm that I accidentally bark sometimes

1:00 I had a feeling my father was stealing from the sign manufacturer where he worked, I went to confront him and when i got to his house. All the signs were there.

6:55 what was that LMAO

The car in the Thumbnail is so cool,and i Love these Videos

4:30 I like model trains nooo 😭

5:35 Awe poor Dave. He isn't going to be the next mega mind. He is going to be Dave the octopus from penguins from Madagascar movie lmaoo🤣🤣🤣

The last two words I expected to read today was Chicken Milk...

imagine doctors doing surgery on you and one of the doctors suddenly says: "oops, forgot the scissors in there".

Pretend that I wrote something hilarious...

Me: *looks at thumbnail* Also me: another actor ruined by drugs and alcohol Edit: the thumbnail used to be a big car that was painted like the car from toy story but it didn’t look exactly like it but now the thumbnail is a bunch of flowers growing on pants thanks Emkay I appreciate that

That plague doctor art was dope af

The fan art was COOL AF! This person got some talent!

imagine saying first in 2020, couldn't be me

Um... chickens don't... make... milk... >.>

Fun fact: A man in India once sold the Taj Mahal and the Red Fort in Delhi to some foreigners. His name was Natwarlal and he did more of these absurd things which led to addition of 'Mr.' to his name in the police records. You can look it up.

That duck is perfect, *how dare you sell him*

Emkay : male duck 20 dolla.. Me : ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

... Wait... You can... milk chickens? .... But... They are not mammals... they don't have mammory glands... So where is the milk coming fr... Oh ... Oh no... It's from the rooster isn't it.

The casket coffee table is actually pretty sick

FUN FACT depending on where you live it’s actually illegal to have those owl feathers

Day 26 of asking for these subreddits (again, due to double uploads): Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this). Thanks! :D

8$ on Fb Market? Bruh that art could sell for dozens!

I like lizards

0:44 It looks like those Entenmann's chocolate-dipped donuts when I peel the chocolate part off.

The person in the thumbnail who put those plant pots for sale must be channelling their inner Among Us.

I cry my self to sleep watching this... In a good way :)

“I won’t do anything illegal (anymore)” Did anyone else think that was hilarious and crazy 😂😂😂😂

JACK on your next crackheadcraigslist, please say "my name is Jack, the snack that smokes crack and here is some other people who do as well"

Immediately rushes off to hire the screaming guy

The fan art was incredible

Thumbnail looks like an Impostor chopped off a top half of the crewmate and planted some flowers here.

15:06 No,you take there teeth

That fan art was amazing!

thumbnail: me: *DEAD BODY REPORTED*

1:32 *Clarkson! I’m on the bloody throne!*

the funny thing about the raccoon is that is actually the going price for ones that are bred to be pets

....Coffin as a coffee table... That's actually kinda cool for like Halloween or if a person just likes scary stuff

2:08 hey, the jar aint free

Thats fanart is actually amazin

That work of art is so, so good!

5:21 With the springs in the top left corner I think they're implying These shoes will give you a jump start

I think the re apostrophe guy meant re upholstery, it looked like it was made of foam too

Emkay looking at ezpz and Daniel Lee: I raised those boys!

I think the dude on 7:30 is playing "bigger or better", which is a game where you trade stuff with people for something bigger or better than the thing you already had

I loved your fanart Nine___likethenumber

So *THAT'S* what crewmates do with the dead crewmate's legs!

"Why not just like the video?" Because I already did.

wow this is a good video. . .i love the art at the end

The fan art is epic

Thumbnail: a Triple kill we gotta vote NOW!

12:30 Fun trivia: In French, "chicken milk" is just what they call eggnog.

@EmKay - "Liquid gold" is the term used for breast milk as selling bodily fluids is banned on seller sites.

Sees the image of the video- Me: among veggies./crewmate veggies.

1:00 he intentionally crashes into signs and takes them

Emkay changed the title from "toy story irl" too this lol

Fun fact: selling those owl feathers (in the US) is *extremely illegal* because of a little thing called the MBTA (fws.gov/birds/policies-and-regulations/laws-legislations/migratory-bird-treaty-act.php). Seriously, just leave bird feathers alone, it's not worth it.

Hi Jack! I ate a muffin, and now I have heartburn.

1:00 savage move

I have a plague doctor mask and that fannart is spot on

9:56 I guess you could call it a.... Coffee-n table?

1:56 poor Hayley looks so bad they changed her name to Megan

That quack was a quality 10/10

The person who uses three nouns after the word either and claims to be a writer deserves to be publicly humiliated

Mom can we get deer We have deer at home Deer at home: 0:02

Chickens don't.... y'know what? nevermind, buy the chicken milk

Yo, Jack Black here! I love his voice on Emkay!

6:45 *JARATE!*

how to use dead crew mates as plant pots

5:32 I think the more important question is why is it considered a restuarant?

Say what you will buying a entire state for $5m is one hell of a deal

12:30 you- you actually cannot milk a chicken.. i feel like that might be a.. bit of rooster -

Him mispronouncing Utah gave me a heart attach… ooh-tah just doesn’t sound right

14:56. I did the same thing when a car hit a hawk, several good looking feathers. I even got a pair of claws that I still dont know what to do with.

I usually just skip the fanart. Well. That ends now if there are gems like THAT i need to see them.

13:00 that is not a boot, that is a nintendo zapper

Great. Woke up 2:30 AM for this and im proud

12:25 Me: what's wrong with that? Me 10 seconds later: *hol up*