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@zenny55774 жыл бұрын
"Hey guys, i'm going to The, y'all want anything?" "The what?" *"The."*
@Pataponaddict4 жыл бұрын
callmecarson moment
@evanchismark30924 жыл бұрын
Only 799 more words to go.
@user-do8jq4kd5z4 жыл бұрын
Me when the
@nightfindr4 жыл бұрын
I like the
@thesearchforthemustache25894 жыл бұрын
Hinata Boke!
@Nocturnal_Rei4 жыл бұрын
Boomer humor : i hate my wife Millenial humor : i hate my life Gen Z humor : *THE*
@zmonex4 жыл бұрын
AlphaLucario looool
@layalsaleh41034 жыл бұрын
*THE*
@mollygrader49184 жыл бұрын
“Honey what do you want for dinner?” “THE”
@The-Cheese-Grater4 жыл бұрын
I laughed-
@beeling49744 жыл бұрын
That's to dang funny
@7rkdn4272 жыл бұрын
That construction guy at 6:42 is actually Voldemort. He lost his nose in a tragic sawmill accident, and later lost his job when his boss discovered that Muggles could do the same amount of work for less pay, thus starting Voldemort on his downward spiral into darkness that would eventually spark the events of the first Harry Potter movie.
@LittleMvshroom2 жыл бұрын
amazing voldemort backstory, the one they give him in the movies is wrong
@w.dgasterblaster16362 жыл бұрын
Damn voldemort really let himself down. He went from master wizard to CONSTUCTION
@themagicberry Жыл бұрын
yeah, he attacked his boss but before he performed the spell, he chucked a can of paint at Voldemort, squirted lemons into his pupils, then put bleach in his hair, killing it.
@oceangmd2 жыл бұрын
"There are no mistakes, only terrible designers." -Master Oogway
@kanewien2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure master oogway is dead
@oceangmd2 жыл бұрын
@@kanewien yeah we know bro it's a joke
@Artcat9322 жыл бұрын
“I could only afford Microsoft word online guys” -Master *[PURCHASE FULL VERSION TO CONTINUE READING]*
@oceangmd Жыл бұрын
@Not Robotevajit replied to a 10 month old comment💀 Also fair
@ayeitsgamerdudegaming92644 жыл бұрын
Robin asked for a creepypasta and I shall deliver: It's Saturday and I needed a quick repair in my house. I'm not the type of DIY guy, so I call this number in this magazine I saw. I have never seen this magazine before in my house, let alone find it on my floor. "Oh well," as I shrugged my shoulder, "must've been the mail man." Little did I know it was going to be the most horrifying night of my life. Here's some backstory, I called the number at 5:00 because I had a leak in my sink. I work at a dealership, so I don't know a damn thing about fixing leaks. My girlfriend works until 10:00 PM, so I have the home all to myself for 5 hours til she comes home. Anyways, it's about 9 when I get a knock at the door. It's a man, looks mid 40's, the type of guy you'd expect to be a Plumber. He'd always look at me time to time, with a smirk. I thought to myself,"This dude's creepy, but nevermind". By the time he's done it's 9:25, so my girlfriend is almost done working. He gave me another grin as he was walking out. Then it hit me. He was driving with a white van. As I said, I worked at a dealership, and so I know this van. Me and my coworkers heard rumors from my boss that a serial killer, who was in our town, bought white vans like the one the plumber was driving. He would torture his victims and give chance to fight back, but he would always pick people who look weak. So he always was able to kill his victims. People say one of his victims landed a hit with a hammer on his face, disfiguring it. He then killed the victim. By the time he left, my girlfriend got home. I showed her the ad, but this time, it was different. The face was disfigured. I am still petrified to this day.
@kurapikasmiddlefinger26744 жыл бұрын
10/10
@-nightmarefuel-65254 жыл бұрын
Woah, this is good! Why does this not have more attention?
@coca-colagoodsir20204 жыл бұрын
Best fricken creepypasta story. Now we need the name
@alexmercer65854 жыл бұрын
Impressive
@_feeriques4 жыл бұрын
okay but this is actually good
@Skybound.4 жыл бұрын
“Can’t wait to be a doctor? DONT” Every Asian parent in a five mile radius: *the big sad*
@Cmplx.084 жыл бұрын
Skybound now check and turn the signal to the right
@seabassjames82224 жыл бұрын
I think it means DON'T WAIT, but it could also mean DON'T BE A DOCTOR
@ivan1239e3 жыл бұрын
Be a doctor nOWOWPDWOPDWODWOWDAOFUJEIAWOP":K"OPEA
@bakrobertjohnston48893 жыл бұрын
Yea
@williamfortmusic3 жыл бұрын
Horse
@MeltedMalts Жыл бұрын
“Consume My Pantaloons.” IM DYING
@Kakmanmartinez6662 жыл бұрын
I recurring have nightmares about the kinda bathrooms on 12:18. The fact they're real is literally personified fear. Just the invasion of privacy about it is so creepy. There was actually a bathroom exactly like this at some public park I went to years ago. I just had to hurry up and hope no one else came in.
@amandadancy31484 жыл бұрын
Tom: The creepy pasta. It was late summer and my dads car had broken down. We called for a mechanic and he came over. His name was Tom and he asked “How may I help you?” We told him the situation and he said no problem! He was working when all the sudden it burst in flames. He screamed in pain as we scrambled for the phone to call the cops. They took him to the hospital but he was pronounced dead. A few weeks later we were driving on the same highway at midnight and still saw the charred outline of his body... we saw an apparition of him and we stopped and looked. Nothing there. The next day the place he worked at burned down. Everyone survived... we drive by there every year but at exactly 12:00 midnight you can hear the muffled screams and the blazing fire out the window. You look back and it’s gone. Legends say if you go into the charred building and ask for Tom. You can hear his screams before a muffled glitchy voice on the intercom says. “How may I help you?”
@Charles-km7in4 жыл бұрын
You actually tried on that one, and only have 7 likes. Well now you have 8 at least (;
@waluigionadinosaursquisham40354 жыл бұрын
Why I'm a scared
@germinalmira49764 жыл бұрын
Everyone:CreppyPasta Me an intellectual:scary spagetti
@AnxiousPancake4 жыл бұрын
That is very good I'm gonna post it as an actual creepypasta
@susannah83424 жыл бұрын
Jeez that is creepy, great job!
@skyisherelol34924 жыл бұрын
"Whats your favorite restaurant?" *"T H E"*
@legallyfinn38164 жыл бұрын
Woah
@MC-ur6qv4 жыл бұрын
That's my favorite restaurant too
@iliodora253 жыл бұрын
"Yeah,the what" "It is called the!" "THE WHAT?!" "It is called the." "Sire,NO!" "THE RESTRAUNT IS CALLED THE!" "WHY ARE YOU RAGIINNGGG" *they go to the together* "Oh...."
@Kasmodamous3 жыл бұрын
My wife got arrested there and im not even maried.
@iliodora253 жыл бұрын
@galaxy dragon yep.
@brentsnocomgaming78132 жыл бұрын
8:26 I laughed so hard I literally f**king fainted in my chair.
@f.u.m.o.56694 ай бұрын
Uncle Roy?
@TheSleepingNeko2 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh! I worked at Aqua-Tots for several years. Part of the curriculum was actually making them comfortable swimming without their goggles.
@hellohoi74923 жыл бұрын
As Tom stood over his victims corpse, a small smile made its way onto his lips. He slowly muttered "that's the last time you take my nose dad." He pulled it from his father's shirt pocket and soon realised, that after years of his nose being cut away and separated from his distorted face, that it had aged and transformed into a metaphor.
@macydoesstuff87353 жыл бұрын
O wow uhm lol
@hellohoi74923 жыл бұрын
@@macydoesstuff8735 uhhh hi
@macydoesstuff87353 жыл бұрын
@@hellohoi7492 hoi
@Lettuce-win3 жыл бұрын
6:37 creepy pasta: Tom was a normal worker he was at the top of his work buddies but bob the builder came along Tom got annoyed because bob the builder stole his name tom’s name was : Tom the builder. He got felid with anger, hate and madness.Bob the builder stole tom’s place at the top,Tom was of course mad at bob like always his work buddies said and laughed,but tom had a plan,he had enough of it he said and then he replied to him self with: I need to do something.........Next morning Tom went to his daily job,he saw bob again,but bob went to the bathroom and no one came with him,Tom took the chance and went there with a hammer, he said to bob: you stole everything from me even my mother! Bob replied with:well I did not steal anything I am just better than you,Tom was mad not just mad he was exploding with madness,he attacked bob trying to kill him, but he was to late his “work buddies” came and helped bob up, they started to use the hammer to cut of tom’s nose then they made Tom smile with needles,Tom cried,and he tried to call for help be he couldn’t move his mouth,he died that morning crying in the bathroom blood everywhere tears everywhere.then was night time bob and bob’s work buddies were leaving,but one of the work buddies disappeared his name was Samuel then well every other person that had there name start before t well they vanished.then it was bob but bob was different,the ground started shaking the the moon turned to Tom and the tears of bob turned to I’ll end you............. and the only one survive that night was Zach. Zach was the the person found with the book that every thing I typed was there they found him crying....... they asked: are you ok? He replied with *mumbling* then we turned his head to the cops and he was smiling and with no nose................: this was made by me this is TM don’t copy it because I swear I did this please help me....
@mlmelectrical84103 жыл бұрын
ayyyyy
@giorgplayyz47353 жыл бұрын
The "whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend horse" made me wheeze so much my lungs almost restarted like windows
@beataluczaj82903 жыл бұрын
Oof
@rejereal426233 жыл бұрын
Well **HORSE**
@prince65783 жыл бұрын
SAME
@lucasx_xgamer35573 жыл бұрын
Same but instead of restarting they had a error. Horse
@Kai-pv2lj3 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bdSBZdKau9eveKs.html
@bdvids79302 жыл бұрын
1:32 The way he says it has me laughing 😂
@LyricaSilvan Жыл бұрын
Robin's reaction at 4:50 absolutely sent me. The snort got me going and from there on it was all over. 🤣
@0BloodyAngel04 жыл бұрын
People who actually wrote a creepypasta for the noseless construction guy: "He lost his nose in the fire, now he's out for revenge"
@reaperwolf81354 жыл бұрын
He had a nose, lost it in the war
@payitforwardwithhugs16834 жыл бұрын
The hamer war
@mt76804 жыл бұрын
Lies.
@cavalierliberty68384 жыл бұрын
Megumin with a gun? Nah Megunmin.
@someperson85694 жыл бұрын
Crap, American megumin.
@zenokwon11773 жыл бұрын
"So what restaurant is your favorite?" "Oh, I like the best" "The what best?" "The" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN" "I MEAN I LIKE THE" "THE WHAT" "THE THE"
@doom_doesshit3 жыл бұрын
Omg I live for this under rated comment I'm dying XDDD!
@Oii0gcoyfyf93 жыл бұрын
fucking died at "THE THE"
@NStripleseven3 жыл бұрын
The the lmao
@startingover31393 жыл бұрын
THE THE
@Oii0gcoyfyf93 жыл бұрын
@Ace Williams its kind of like how all of the e's in Mercedes are all pronounced differently
@samszczepanski22812 жыл бұрын
"Uncle Roy? There's a guy...." Little did Uncle Roy know, that guy had stolen his nephew's soul, and was coming for him next.
@Thissideup-box2 жыл бұрын
2:18 that's not a second beak that's a tumor
@Scrufflord4 жыл бұрын
Uncle Roy? There's a guy. The guy: FETCH ME THEIR SOULS
@doctora.snakeman14274 жыл бұрын
How I'm tryna be
@dontdothat10654 жыл бұрын
Should we recruit Robin to the Sad milk team?
@Asriel_Dremr4 жыл бұрын
*Loads shotgun with malicious intent*
@Asriel_Dremr4 жыл бұрын
*BFG Division fades in*
@annoyinggaster4 жыл бұрын
*COD theme plays*
@saiyuuto44144 жыл бұрын
Whoever said DIAMONDS are a girls bestfriend- HORSE
@SteevOQ4 жыл бұрын
Such a memorable quote, it’ll stick with me forever
@MC-ur6qv4 жыл бұрын
@@SteevOQ G O O D Q U O T E
@madisyngolab3304 жыл бұрын
HONSE
@stupidgoomba75873 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard XD yes if u say diamonds are a girls best friend then just HORSE XD
@ROYEWITHNOE3 жыл бұрын
JUAN
@ampley132 жыл бұрын
12:15 looks just like the bathrooms at a skating rink i used to go to as a kid. idk why the stalls would be so low, but it made it even harder to use the bathroom if you didn’t wanna take your skates off. i kissed the floor a few times in there unfortunately 😭
@Trainboi198311 ай бұрын
I kissed the pavement up at Crosby while biking
@realjettlag Жыл бұрын
3:15 Robin goes a little Paul Lynde and I'm here for it.
@noonesuspicious39143 жыл бұрын
Someone took his nose as a child. He never got it back.
@aimillios90393 жыл бұрын
10/10 Will read again
@jarredstevens56463 жыл бұрын
Oh nose
@BaganFan40443 жыл бұрын
Frome YOU (the viewers
@user-fz7xs2xl8s3 жыл бұрын
@@jarredstevens5646 Please leave.
@Marvin_Aethos3 жыл бұрын
Who Nose, Maybe he got it back.
@drantigon4 жыл бұрын
Literally every youtube ad of an RPG game: "The most immersive RPG"
@drantigon4 жыл бұрын
@@anotherguyontheinternet4163 i always mix those up lol
@Zomesura4 жыл бұрын
They spend their money on more ads than upgrading the game itself
@coca-colagoodsir20204 жыл бұрын
Yep
@mark-hc2ba2094 жыл бұрын
What was this before-
@drantigon4 жыл бұрын
@@mark-hc2ba209 enticing I think
@MovedToPhantomTheUmbreon8 ай бұрын
bird man somehow has so much and so little emotion in his voice at the same time
@tobesundermaintenance2 жыл бұрын
1:35 *I've found the only suitable first aid kit for me*
@clownkiddo86643 жыл бұрын
“uncle roy? Theres a guy” fucking sent me
@justsomerando49053 жыл бұрын
@Phoenix Puckett uncle Roy? There’s a guy!
@justsomerando49053 жыл бұрын
@Phoenix Puckett no? Wdym. Uncle Roy, however, now THATS a guy.
@kasimofficialchannel75943 жыл бұрын
"Uncle Roy? There's a bunch a guys!"
@Elfilinfan3 жыл бұрын
Roys our boy!
@tinaplume37193 жыл бұрын
THE
@natewilson1113 жыл бұрын
"Diamonds are a girls best friend" - Horse
@itswindyyy3 жыл бұрын
mom said it was my time to be the first reply
@natewilson1113 жыл бұрын
@@itswindyyy Tell your mom we're praying for her
@Elfilinfan3 жыл бұрын
@@itswindyyy i WaNt her GoLd
@proudpackofpringles60093 жыл бұрын
i see
@itswindyyy3 жыл бұрын
@@natewilson111 uhhhh, it was a joke, but I’m not going to r/woosh u
@ChloekabanOfficial2 жыл бұрын
(3:31) When you can't afford tables:
@pancsaer22 жыл бұрын
Well, credit to • Springtronic • for making there own creepypasta of it first. "Here I am," he said to himself as he looked through the newspaper. Bored, and having a power outage, the newspaper was the same old as it was everyday... at least he thought so. As he turned through the pages something seemed off to him. Almost as if someone was watching him as he read. He looked around, and thought to himself, "What is this off feeling?" Where is it coming from?" He was puzzled, shocked, and uncomfortable. He read through how people have been going missing... As he read further, the Newspaper's words jumped out to him that there was no good reason, no explanation for why they had gone missing... He was shook, and unsure. He didn't know what to do with this melting pot of feelings. He flipped through, and ended up at the AD section. He didn't think about it much. So, he turned the page back because he saw a head line that jumped out to him, nothing was out of the ordinary, and it turns out the head line was misleading. He shrugged with disgust he had been baited, and turned the page. He saw something new on that very AD page... He saw a horrible disfigured looking carpenter man, with his hammer, and a name tag saying "Tom," he was shocked. He looked around, and on every he started seeing "Tom." Tom always appeared in the top left corner of the page, with his hammer, and unforgettable point at him. His phone rang, he looked, he answered, he screamed, he fled. He rushed out of his house. But what did this call say? It said that, simply he was not alone, that he was endanger. As he ran, and fled. He flopped over after feeling a horrid crash on his head, he felt as if he had been shot, but no. As he turned to face what might've struck him, he saw him... Tom... As Tom hovered over him, Tom's shadow covered in him darkness... He was dragged into a hole... With a weird assortment of structures, and they were all furniture, or out of place walls... His pain ridden body was thrown onto a long couch. Along with others, he didn't know what to do... Tom seemed content on forcing people to watch him construct these structures. "What could've made him like this?" He pondered. He would never truly know, and wouldn't ever know... He then noticed all the people there with him were the people who were reported missing. He was now a statistic, and he would live the rest of his horrible life watching Tom build these structures.
@shadownotforgotten62534 жыл бұрын
as a designer, I hate all of this. but it's not as bad as it could be. IT'LL KEEP GETTING WORSE
@hailchan4 жыл бұрын
:)
@bals64424 жыл бұрын
U didnt watch the full video yet...
@immaparrot28244 жыл бұрын
meme trash ugh bruh 17 minute video...
@YurieSnowie4 жыл бұрын
this is hell
@jdwmyt4 жыл бұрын
I didn't think so. The designs are not that much bad
@letmedeletemyaccountohmygo30894 жыл бұрын
my humor has deteriorated to the point i’m laughing at “The”
@basakkaraca7374 жыл бұрын
The what
@lovelykitty424 жыл бұрын
Baba boi “The”
@LowIntSpecimen4 жыл бұрын
a t
@sam4gaming1354 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha
@NovikNikolovic4 жыл бұрын
Break time! Only 799 words to go!
@swagaliciousgaming90002 жыл бұрын
8:33 my mom bought this pillow and thought it made sense
@dumbass50772 жыл бұрын
15:03 "Will Say You Never Made" sounds like a threat lmfao.
@Animezingly3 жыл бұрын
12:04 No joking or exaggeration: I have had nightmares about bathrooms like this. Multiple times. This is a reoccurring nightmare that I'm not excited to see actually exists.
@firstnamelastname62023 жыл бұрын
I've had nightmares like this too! Now it turns out they're real 😭
@Animezingly3 жыл бұрын
@@firstnamelastname6202 I know and I'm quaking in my fucking booties. That's so unfortunate.
@Tabth37782 жыл бұрын
bruh I have weird nightmares sometimes like that too lol
@galacticrainestorm85462 жыл бұрын
SAMEEEEE
@acaterpillargivingbirth2 жыл бұрын
The bathrooms at my kindergarten were like this
@charlotte75873 жыл бұрын
“Anybody want a hotdog from The?” “..........”
@Lucas_Lopes24083 жыл бұрын
The what?
@lechonk34503 жыл бұрын
@@Lucas_Lopes2408 bruh the restaurant is called The. NOTHING ELSE
@Lucas_Lopes24083 жыл бұрын
@@lechonk3450 I know i just comment that like What if soneone responded or something like that. Im about to get wosheed right.
@TeoKA193 жыл бұрын
I ate a hotdog already
@LeKittoKatto3 жыл бұрын
@@Lucas_Lopes2408 r/Wooooooosh
@Bekah8082 жыл бұрын
6:37 - he is the man who traps you in his house but his house isn’t the ordinary house, his house is full of carbon dioxide but you only will kidnap you when you are near a construction site. The more you stare at him the more worse he will look, if you stare at him long enough, you will start hallucinating and almost instantly die. But if you manage to escape him you’ll only find yourself trapped in a loop and in that loop you’ll only be staring at him bashing your family and friends and once he’s finished, he’ll do it harder to you. Hope I didn’t give anyone nightmares-
@gordier67872 жыл бұрын
3:37 There’s actually nothing wrong with that sticker, That’s just how Californian health codes are
@fabletooth14093 жыл бұрын
12:44 *his Patrick voice kicked in when he saw sandy*
@thebucketheadgaming3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@hello204822 жыл бұрын
lolllll
@Trainboi19834 ай бұрын
“Is this the krusty krab?” “No,this is robin.”
@liberationnation39244 жыл бұрын
Robin: I’m going to read it as Godless America Me: Never before, have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with
@catloaf86693 жыл бұрын
Creepypasta man:I’m coming for you Emkay cuz every second your not running I’m only getting closer
@prowlsleftfoot2 жыл бұрын
the sarcasm in robins voice is something i can relate to on a spiritual level
@user-dw1es8nk2l4 жыл бұрын
WHOEVER SAID *DIAMONDS* ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND *HORSE* best quote I have ever seen
@AmIevenmeormore4 жыл бұрын
better than horse - unicorn
@annon6584 жыл бұрын
@@AmIevenmeormore better than a unicorn=pegasus
@emilyjung48034 жыл бұрын
ostrich
@murataktas39704 жыл бұрын
Som faks sam soss
@battlejuic4 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard on this one
@dokuujin18514 жыл бұрын
"Who ever said diamonds are a girl's best friend horse." Bruh what. Where TF write they going with that shirt?
@layalsaleh41034 жыл бұрын
"Where TF write they going with that shirt?"
@timothyross88344 жыл бұрын
Horse.
@SylasTheGreat4 жыл бұрын
Try again
@gnocchijack63714 жыл бұрын
Horse horse, horse horse horse?
@satan52944 жыл бұрын
GnocchiJack HORSE HORSE TREE HORSE HORSE
@AutumnPawzzz Жыл бұрын
"What's your favorite restaurant or store and stuff?" Me: *T h e*
@WeirdWonderful Жыл бұрын
To be fair I genuinely love the idea of a restaurant literally just called "The". Even if this is probably meant to be read as "The Sausage" or something ?
@mkisbored89813 жыл бұрын
So is everyone going to ignore the fact that the Child on the hoverboard had ABSURDLY LONG ARMS
@unluckyart21913 жыл бұрын
@• Jensou • 13:07
@FFicat3 жыл бұрын
When?
@andrewbroome14693 жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight just bc of that
@tinywhineygrimeylad44453 жыл бұрын
@@andrewbroome1469 I hope you sleep better today
@waynedeacon27363 жыл бұрын
He didn’t skip arm day
@antenna_prolly3 жыл бұрын
"Thanks, F.A.G. You really made the world a better place."
@north69272 жыл бұрын
I'm at the very beginning of the video and scrolling through the comments I really hope this a joke In the video😭
@ianjackson47212 жыл бұрын
Federation of asshole gamers. It was an actual thing. Keemstar was in it lol
@dew2u8352 жыл бұрын
OH MY FRICKING GOD THATS AMAZING
@Adhdbumbasslol2 жыл бұрын
Thanks I am one
@harukoharuhara18632 жыл бұрын
I can see a lot of gay men who see that first aid kit getting pretty mad
@Aelvir1142 жыл бұрын
4:05 It was added centuries later. Fun fact: that church is St Mary's Church, Kirkby Lonsdale and was built in the 12th century. Those clocks were added much later, estimated around either the 19th century or the 2000s. Whoever did it must’ve been drunk, clearly.
@trans_boy_kole76402 жыл бұрын
"look at the fluffy yellow chicken nugget" is my favourite quote from this video.
@eves.94 жыл бұрын
Hey Robin, if you're ever broke just ask Batman for some cash, he has it.
@spxceh0llxw6144 жыл бұрын
Genius.
@Literlyspiderman4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Charlie-vw6lt4 жыл бұрын
If Batman need someone’s parents he can go to robin
@milkman44074 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there with Robbin
@RandomIdiotOnline3 жыл бұрын
"Cowabunga my fellow trees" "consume my pantaloons"
@w.dgasterblaster16362 жыл бұрын
LOLLLLL
@seanwilkinson74312 жыл бұрын
Say the line, Bort! "It was not I who did that." Yayyyy!!!
@samsimington55639 ай бұрын
0:57 I think that's supposed to say "The Coal Pit" but whoever made that logo formatted it weirdly
@Mama_Bear192 жыл бұрын
Creepypasta: Tom was just a normal man until his dad said gatcha nose and he actually did get his nose. Now he is that one person that you’ll find on the streets that will go up to little kids and take their noses.
@BallsEater833 жыл бұрын
“The is my favorite restaurant to go to for hotdogs.” “The what?” “The. The restaurant is called the.” “I don’t get it.” “ITS THE NAME OF THE RESTAURANT! IT’S CALLED THE!” “THE WHAT?!?!?” “THE!!!”
@marmarchan693 жыл бұрын
i've actually been to that restaraunt many times. it's called the hot dog palace and its located in concord, ca.
@RedIMPOSTERGamer3 жыл бұрын
@@marmarchan69 you need to correct your “palace” it’s spelled place
@marmarchan693 жыл бұрын
@@RedIMPOSTERGamer no its palace as in royal palace
@giftedviciousbee13913 жыл бұрын
@@RedIMPOSTERGamer do you are have stupid
@luccacanopus53333 жыл бұрын
I saw your profile picture in somewhere else
@shaggygabe7283 жыл бұрын
Hey, did you know a girl's best friends are diamonds Horse? Not 969 likes anmore not funny :(
@AddisonRennick3 жыл бұрын
diamond *h o r s e s*
@milktaster843 жыл бұрын
what
@shaggygabe7283 жыл бұрын
@@milktaster84 wdym what?
@lunar73183 жыл бұрын
But in minecraft I always kill horses that has diamond ;-;
@mayawhitten-desroches98003 жыл бұрын
*B U T T S T A L L I O N*
@Haze-xr9rc4 ай бұрын
8:58 i'm actually crying this is too good
@Sakuaii2 жыл бұрын
creepy pasta for man with weird nose: He once had a wife named Margret and I child who loved adopt me. one day, their son got scammed. he cried nonstop for years. the family had enough. but before anything, he got over it, but Margret kept hearing the cries. The guy w/ weird nose tried to help, but it just got worse. The two later always got into fights and soon, they had a divorce. the guy w/ weird nose soon had depression to the point, he bonked his nose and became the guy w/ weird nose and is out to get his revenge
@icecreamsandwitch30084 жыл бұрын
16:52 Mad Trant Arery Doesn't make sense even when deciphered
@Huntedj203 жыл бұрын
thank u i can now get on with my life
@alexanderszewc94483 жыл бұрын
maybe Mad Tract Art? That's as much as I can figure out.
@isthisagoodhandle3 жыл бұрын
He is speaking the language of gods
@mikoro883 жыл бұрын
Did some analysing, and with a last push from google I got it! It actually says: "Mad Transit Artists" You're welcome!
@viddork3 жыл бұрын
@@mikoro88 How has nobody (else) given you a thumbs up yet? (Best I got was Mid [something] Arena.)
@felixpena71394 жыл бұрын
"Cuckyland?" Is that what they're calling high school nowadays?
@madisyngolab3304 жыл бұрын
As a high school student I find this especially hilarious
@crazyluigi66643 жыл бұрын
I thought that was college these days.
@AntoinettexKitten2 жыл бұрын
I think reddit is projecting their insecurities
@thirstfast1025 Жыл бұрын
I work in the diamond industry. "Horse" f*cking SLAYED me
@cosm1kurr132 жыл бұрын
The noseless man creepypasta: Jim ran though the door to his house carrying a knife. Jim was a strange man, not his personality but his appearance, he had no nose. Nobody knew why, it was most likely something that he was born with, but the true meaning was because he went insane and was told to cut it of my the voices in his head. In his house was a tied up lady. The lady screamed uncontrollably. "Pleas let me go!" she yelled. Jim lowered his knife next to her nose, he slowly cut though making sure the pain lasted as long as possible. Jim chuckled goyfully, he loved seeing others in pain. Once the nose fell to the ground he brought his knife to the lady's neck. "Now you look hideous like me." Jim said in a low voice. He cut the lady's thought killing her.
@josephcarpenter20274 жыл бұрын
Whoever said diamonds are a girls best friend HORSE. I am dying
@Shifsabre4 жыл бұрын
*H O N S E*
@CyberCy24 жыл бұрын
Yougurt
@CyberCy24 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/itpnld2p2tiuYX0.html
@Blackmjc4 жыл бұрын
@@CyberCy2 ...
@NoneofYourbusiness-qv4lf Жыл бұрын
Its a Family guy reference. The episode where Peter bought that horse.
@thatlonelytune3 жыл бұрын
15:03 Says, "They will forget what you say, they will forget what you did, they will never forget how you made them feel." If anyone was confused, or just wanted to know what it said.
@ritualisms66663 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@thatlonelytune3 жыл бұрын
@@ritualisms6666 Np
@Lampshade_productions3 жыл бұрын
Thats....incredibly ominous
@JJSSBU3 жыл бұрын
R/woosh
@ocn_palm3 жыл бұрын
How long did it take you to realize this because I’m not sure I ever would have
@maryleethefox8642 Жыл бұрын
10:47 still a better power outlet than my upside down ones 😂
@Alex-xj1me Жыл бұрын
6:56 bro just put a barrier in Evade
@saintcd7754 жыл бұрын
Damien: "I'm not allowed to curse on EmKay!" Robin: 16:46
@SteevOQ4 жыл бұрын
You took me to an ad, how dare you
@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy4 жыл бұрын
@@SteevOQ shush it gives Robin money, and when robin gets some money Damien lets him out of the basement to play outside and then they drive to Popeye's to get some chicken since Robin was a good boy that day
@SteevOQ4 жыл бұрын
RuneCharge K oh.......oh my
@jahanmarfatia34364 жыл бұрын
just wanted to point out though I've played rummy cub with my little cousin those boards are designed to fit 14 tiles with that extra ¾ tile space so you can move your tiles around it looks like this idiot is trying to fit 15 in there...
@Nocturnal_Rei4 жыл бұрын
The editor : ill allow that
@whentheisthewhen50014 жыл бұрын
title: "The" me: *ah, i see the yellow submarine has a new friend..*
@moveitmoveit83424 жыл бұрын
The submarine's name is "The".
@egorsdeimos35234 жыл бұрын
NeoNess is here yeah we know. You said it at the beginning of your sentence. It is a joke.
@moveitmoveit83424 жыл бұрын
@@egorsdeimos3523 I know
@joeyrodriguez12904 жыл бұрын
@@moveitmoveit8342 Man f**k Wienerschnitzel The has the best hotdogs and submarines.
@moveitmoveit83424 жыл бұрын
@@joeyrodriguez1290 I go to "The" to get some delicious submarines.
@MisterZig0 Жыл бұрын
9:44 I loved those things! (Especially that one Frog that was in the woods)
@mylittle_cherry82132 жыл бұрын
"Sample Text" that's so emotional 😭😭😭
@crusty.pizzaface57213 жыл бұрын
Therapist: Mickuey Mouse doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you Mickuey Mouse: “hI tHerE iTs Me gOoD oLd MiCkUey mOusE”
@rubysrandomlair15223 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it's actually Mickuey Mose.
@I_have_mesothelioma3 жыл бұрын
he needs your lifeless carcass to summon staten to give him the world's best cheese🐀🐁🐭
@rubysrandomlair15223 жыл бұрын
@@I_have_mesothelioma "staten"
@thelegendofminecraft73103 жыл бұрын
U have a stack of like
@Luigi77773 жыл бұрын
Please tell me I'm not the only one whose mind read this with a Mickey voice.😂
@sythlikesfrogs4 жыл бұрын
Emkay: "consume my pantaloons" Me: "ya know what... I think I will consume your pantaloons"
@t0xy224 жыл бұрын
What
@user-dw1es8nk2l4 жыл бұрын
. . .
@user-ts7xo8bw3u4 жыл бұрын
CUCKYLAND
@DarkfoxTamamo_212 жыл бұрын
6:37 Bob the builder has a creepy cousin named Ron the builder who has an anxiety inducing effect to where the Ron the builder Vhs tapes became an SCP. The object class is keter which means that Ron the builder can murder innocent children with a parody of Bob the builder.
@Sv_gamez2 жыл бұрын
the minions really made me laugh since they are from a park in my city and that park is also the park I go in the most.
@Tom82014 жыл бұрын
For the noseless construction guy: Looks like Voldemort is still alive.
@npc-3334 жыл бұрын
👁️👄👁️
@dog39834 жыл бұрын
:0
@shakazuluromeo67733 жыл бұрын
but there is more of them look 👁️👄👁️ 👁️👄👁️ 👁️👄👁️ 👁️👄👁️ 👁️👄👁️ 👁️👄👁️ 👁️👄👁️ 👁️👄👁️ 👁️👄👁️ the army will make your fate
@Gold_BrickYT3 жыл бұрын
16:34 it took me a minute to realize the problem was the window placement, and not the fact that the sponge looks like a slice of bread.
@TheEpicNoob2 жыл бұрын
Me too
@mistahjenkins48262 жыл бұрын
"CONSUME MY PANTALOONS." ... I'm keeping that one for future use.
@_unearthed2 жыл бұрын
"can i have some food at *The* mom?" mom: "wtf is *the* "
@adamcoleman82423 жыл бұрын
Who ever said that diamonds were a girls best friend HORSE *WHEEZE* that's the peak of modern day humor
@samdavid57724 жыл бұрын
He didn't even notice the dart is blurred in a way that makes it look like the dinosaur shot it out backwards
@zemorph424 жыл бұрын
@@Kiriali the motion blur indicates otherwise. If it was going down the throat, it would be blurred on the other end.
@randomnessltd2 жыл бұрын
Off-brand: Ta-da! Real brand: You had ONE JOB!
@official-obama2 жыл бұрын
13:17 my brother's minecraft had that same problem
@kyledoesken74254 жыл бұрын
9:16 "Do you think he can justify making 3-in-1 cutlery that looks like ninja stars?" "Shuriken."
@KungFuKendrick2 жыл бұрын
If the handles were longer I think I would actually use them
@seanwilkinson74312 жыл бұрын
Rejected fidget spinner design?
@mudkipzforever95122 жыл бұрын
7 in one
@tokyo70024 жыл бұрын
I honestly wanna get something that says “sample text” in a fancy font just for laughs 😂
@VoAviation4 жыл бұрын
sample text
@tonycee16704 жыл бұрын
I have one of those 😂
@brianjay6924 жыл бұрын
Giofilms is selling that but it’s not in fancy font
@ImazuKyoko4 жыл бұрын
𝓢𝓪𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓽𝓮𝔁𝓽
@schottkydiode75074 жыл бұрын
I've got one, family bought and I just wanted to know why
@Hello-vm8db21 күн бұрын
1:31 If you didn't notice, the logo and the name both have the *_Registration Mark_* symbol, implying that it is the item of the Brand.
@kaiyotee24752 жыл бұрын
15:11 cheems is doing his best
@RandallFrequentFlyerFlagg3 жыл бұрын
12:56 I think they meant to say: “If you say Jesus backwards it sounds like sausage.” Praise Susej.
@adenhadlock68884 жыл бұрын
After losing his nose to his wife, the lumberjack wanders the woods at night looking for children to replace his nose. Some say you hear wood being chopped right before he chops yours off.
@TheBookofLab4 жыл бұрын
karen even took the nose in the divorce...
@aadityajoil01974 жыл бұрын
@@TheBookofLab She might take the kids but at least you still have your virginity
@br_kacha28524 жыл бұрын
are you talking about the bart statue?
@gojinodes21532 жыл бұрын
“Hey,there’s this new restaurant in town that is really good. It’s called The”
@mungbean4208 Жыл бұрын
Oh little Johnny two beaks Life with misery Oh the pain of the two beaks, never being able to eat Oh little Johnny two beaks, life without glee
@thefridgecorpse4 жыл бұрын
"hey, what's your favorite place to get hot dogs?" "the"
@shimmyking44 жыл бұрын
that honest to god sounds like a meme
@Retrenorium4 жыл бұрын
"The what?" "The"
@drantigon4 жыл бұрын
I like the
@Mel0nCake4044 жыл бұрын
The
@jdwmyt4 жыл бұрын
"THE"
@maple4084 жыл бұрын
WHY DID THE "TO WHOEVER SAYS DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND: HORSE" MAKE ME WHEEZE SO DAMN HARD??? ITS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY WTFFFF
@bustb0y4 жыл бұрын
Because, *h o r s e*
@CommanderMouse724 жыл бұрын
Unexpected HORSE
@v01ddw3ll3r4 жыл бұрын
_v o i d_
@zenith23313 жыл бұрын
"H O R S E"
@arashcivil95162 жыл бұрын
when you said "IT'S ALL F**KED UP" on the mickeys messed up name REALLY made me laugh
@dirkcardiente1792 жыл бұрын
12:52 DAMMIT JOHN YOU HAVE ONE JOB, THE K IN BACKWARDS IS CAKE
@IAteABox4 жыл бұрын
I feel “The” would go under r/blessedimages
@realultraformerlyultranact65424 жыл бұрын
-probably r/blursedimages instead- wait im pretty sure r/comedyheaven would be better
@not2be4gotten024 жыл бұрын
r/comedyheaven
@consume_arsenic4 жыл бұрын
@@realultraformerlyultranact6542 whats cursed about it
@wylandnares86424 жыл бұрын
r/Hmmm
@aquariumfish-i4h3 жыл бұрын
R/cursedimages actually
@buttrycroissant90703 жыл бұрын
6:40 This man was born with a severe face deformation causing people to stay away from him but all he wanted were friends. He trued dressing up as a construction worker but they saw through the disguise. He realized it was useless. Anger boiled and built up inside of him leading him to use the hammer he used in his disguise to get revenge on the people who avoided him. He entered peoples homes using his hammer to break in and hid in their closets until everyone was asleep and then he came out to crush their skulls. You can hear his angry murder from the street and all you can hear is a terrible ripping noise which was him using the back side of the hammer to rip off limbs, and using the head of the hammer to create loud cracking noises with their skulls.
@engineergaming59473 жыл бұрын
Wow. This is the best one
@w33p1ng_w1llw3 жыл бұрын
Oh
@invalidj3lly3 жыл бұрын
He then used their skulls as bongos
@might.be.amelia3 жыл бұрын
*o h .*
@jijismith22563 жыл бұрын
Take my like you underrated . . . . . . *B U T T R Y* *C R O I S S A N T*
@biscuit_muncher2 жыл бұрын
16:45 not sure if I've ever heard robin swear but this caught me off guard
@Gerewolf Жыл бұрын
3:37 not to mention there is a CLICKABLE LINK on a PRODUCT LABEL 😂😂😂