So glad to hear Robin laughing in a video, instead of sounding like a 64 year old grandfather raging about the current price of beans on his fixed income.

Remember folks. Never rp with someone unless you know theyre ok with it.

4:22 the way robin said “purr” has me dying 😭😭

Some of these posts give me a “male bird during mating season” vibe. Others give me an “I’m an AI who just recently gained sentience and I literally have no idea how normal humans are supposed to behave as my neural network is immensely glitchy” vibes.

Alright, only took 10 seconds to induce a genuine cringe. This'll be something else... Robin, you have my deepest sympathies for this.

People taking franchises too far is just the equivalent of admiring a museum then pissing on the floor

This subreddit is like being allergic to bees and having a giant japanese hornet fly near you

"I slap lapis butt" had me absolutely dying. 💀

Robin's laughs are too contagious Y'all need to give our man more funny subreddits he deserves it

This subreddit never fails to make me feel like I was touched innapropriatley on the bus. Like how is someone THAT GOOD at being creepy.

18:30 As someone who used to do roleplay with other people (consensually), you hit the nail on the head. Only reason I hate these so much is because the other person clearly wasn't into or okay with this

13:16 i'm going to start quoting that. "say it dude! say it! t-t-t-today, junior! spit it out!"

I usually do roleplaying with some friends on Discord, and I can't wrap my head around the idea of starting off with asterisks like that, with a complete stranger. Like even my friends and I, we separate RP and real talk.

As someone who do literate roleplay and has done so for years, those people baffle me. I get having characters and plots or imagine scenarios. Hell, although I am not a biggest fan of self-insert, I get that too. But starting conversations like that without talking about it? Consent and talking about rules beforehand is so important. You don't know if your rp's partners are triggered by some subjects they don't want to read about, if they're comfortable with erp, etc. if you dont talk about ur beforehand. And no, it's not cute to introduce yourself like that, except if it was clarified beforehand. Another thing is having a character having a crush on another oc is fine on its own but interactions should also be talked about except if it's precised (some posts on some site are sometimes "here's my character, you can interact with them" or start of rp that anybody cam answer too) I personally have difficulty with asterisks as they're often associated with One/two liners or people less 'experienced', which is totally fine on its own but I had pretty bad experiences with those type of people. TLDR: coming from a literate roleplayer, roleplay is fun when you talk about it beforehand with the other person.

13:18 he said that tttttoday junior and I haven't heard that in YEARS. Memories of Midwestern grandparents yelling at me 🫣

I feel so sorry about you having to read 15:35 even watching that part made me gag.

Dude... Can we all acknowledge how great Robin's voice acting is? He needs to read that crap and it still sounds awesome and real.

i never viewed the other r/creepyasterisks videos, as i was really afraid it was gonna be too cringy for my taste, but after watching this one, i now can say that i have a new, much better way to deal with scammers

As someone who actively RPs.... I am SO glad they put someone who's familiar with OLDSCHOOL MYSPACE RP on this particular vid. Makes it ten times funnier when they have familiarity with online RP I'm absolutely CACKLING at this.

Robin laughing his ass off and dying cuz of this subreddit is so wholesome despite the nature of this subreddit 😭

Robin having fun with a subreddit for once is nice. Also, it’s completely understandable, this shit funny af.

8:00 Robin always suprises me with his manic laughs. I always forget that he is a voice actor

4:52 Man I was really waiting for the weird part, and by god it showed up and hit me like a train.

7:50 Someone with a 155 IQ would know how to spell jiu-jitsu correctly-

Really love how Robin gets into character for reading these. Adds an extra layer to it that just reading it wouldn't give.

You can literally hear Robin's braincells dying reading this subreddit

2:15 This feels like the lost script for one of MeatCanyon animations

Robin acting out the asterisks adds so much fun to this

I genuinely love this subreddit because it's either a guy joking around or some weird fetish guy 😭

im tired of being so distressed about waring people about the fall, its time for me to sit back and watch one of emkay's videos, never fails to put a smile on my face Edit: hey I acually got 100+ likes, that's new, thanks!

13:01 legitimately gave me a stroke WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS

If anyone actually made it through this entire video I applaud you.

I would love to hear Jack and Robin do a text conversation-based subreddit and alternate back and forth with the text conversation. That shit would be hilarious.

* slowly moves finger to subscribe button * father Emkay

7:24 “ I was at home the entire day. “ “….”

My mental state is rapidly deteriorating, and this video made it worse. Thank you Emkay crew.

I've never laughed so much at an emkay video, thank you for making my day

14:01 - as an ex furry, no no that is totally correct an true an real. The give away is that math being 141%

14:17 that adds up to a total of 141%. thats crazy.

how does this man bring himself to read these out loud for the internet to see

I'm concerned as to how Robin pulled off such a believable, clean maniacal laugh... Robin, is there something you aren't telling the rest of us?

7:45 bro says he has a 155 IQ and then uses the wrong “your”

11:35 it would have been a funny plot twist if the person replied “im a man” after they replied “wtf”

3:54 The family enjoys their milk at the table Little did they know, it was harvested from my creature

7:10 dude, I laughed so hard at this I almost made the name sound Robin made

Never heard anyone having THIS much fun with these before! This is awesome

6:20 I ain't gona lie I'm pretty sure I watched more than a hundred anime and I don't know what that dude means by "anime jump backwards"....

Feels illegal to be this early. In all seriousness, I’m really thankful for this KZfaq channel, it’s a safe space for me when things at home are going bad. I’m a huge fan of specifically Robin and Lexi, imma part of the LGBTQ+ community and it’s really heartwarming to know there’s such an accepting KZfaq community for people like me, run by people like me. You’re probably not gonna see this, let alone answer, but from the bottom of my heart, thanks Emkay!

15:04 I want to thank OP for writing this long, descriptive message. Listening to this made me so nauseous that I couldn't continue eating my ice cream.

5:00 cinderace is a pokemon from the pokemon games sword and shield, in case you didn't know.

4:02 - ahhhahh, good ol' harvesting the milk from one's creature! 😂 Two sentence horror stories...

As someone who's done online rp, I've somehow been lucky enough not to encounter this ever, and at this point I only do it with my boyfriend, and only because we're both cool with it and because it's a goofy and fun way to kill time

Poor Robin having to suffer for these, give this man a raise

9:57 bro is describing his dream fetish 💀💀

3:20 isn’t the whole point of messaging them NOT TO ACT LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF THEM??

That one about the feet (14:51) had me howling, because my feet are FOUL! Seriously, the United States Department of Defense could use my foot sweat as chemical warfare!

8:42 “and want you to be safe” Yeah I’m sure that pfp wants them to be safe alright?

7:13 I actually choked on my drink at this one, especially with robin perfectly sounding out the “hhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

17:38 Putting the "Shame" in Shameimaru

14:28 I just want to let everyone know, this is not at all what most furs are like, thank you for your time

5:44 perfect response to anyone who does this

6:12 *I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream. TO BE FREE OF THESE CRAZY FREAKS!*

At 5:10 I became INSANELY upset because I genuinely love Cinderace. It’s my favourite Pokémon and people are doing this shit with it. Pain.

4:50 made my youtube crash thats how good the comment is

2:39 the best part is the response that was cut off. it was that image of skipper from penguins of madagascar with a shook expression

Please. Never stop giving Robin this subreddit.

15:15 oh god I DO want to commit unalive now

just 3 minutes in and I haven't laughed this much in a long time, Robin's laugh is so contagious lmao

“UWU” I am really concerned for any narrator’s health after this sub

What did those poor cleaning robots ever do to them? MONSTERS

I feel bad for Robin, denying the worst ones are real when they probably sadly are.

14:43 I went through full disgust, then embarrassment, disgust again, and then hilarity over the course of 30 seconds. What the hell.

7:02 Perry the anxious teen nerd !

13:10 why does this look like one of those connect the dots book things lmao

5:35 As a dyslexic person, I give you FULL permission to reject that person to the moon and back.

2:10 ITS THE PERFECT GRAMMAR AND FORMALITY THAT GETS ME EVERY SINGLE TIME OMFG 😭😭😭😭

ok so the one at 4:37 is pretty hilarious

10:54 bro the NOO just makes me wheeze so ducking hard!

The section that was inside 8:17 reminded me a ton of that one character Rocky from Lackadaisy for some reason

I felt like I was having a stoke, seizure, and heart attack at the same time

4:30 had me dead 💀💀💀

14:14 Not how percentages work. 141%

10:09 AND HERE WE GO WITH THE FOOT FETISH GOD FUNKIN DANGIT

This is deeply disturbing but fascinating Emkay's Laugh was infreakincredible on the winning post blue ribbon. Perfect

9:11 mom's spaghetti

10:19 Lions can’t even purr

almost vomited on 15:00

8:20 wrong your. He just said "im blocking you are number."

I find it funny how they went through the effort to come up with exact species proportions for their genitals and it doesn't even add up to 100%.

1:20 "you'll be arrested regardless" I'm imagining that they were actually the cops, and it's hilarious.

This video I'm probably going to save and give to people whenever they ask me why I use a lot of emojis. It's because text is soulless and is hard to translate emotion, and also avoids _stuff like this._ Because .*eyes the video, and cringes, then stares into EmKay's soul*. this stuff _terrifies_ me.

this is so painful when you have verbal imagery. You're on the verge of ripping your hair out and puking all over the carpet, but you get giggle fits in the middle of your crisis from robin's contagious laughs.

As a furry, i am sorry you had to go through the "hewwo" stuff

My pet rock of 14 years died of old age a few hours ago, and my family is making fun of me. Her name was Rookie, and she was a small crested rock. I really loved her a lot, for such a small thing she had so much personality. She would always walk onto my hand if I held it out for her and would jump to the cage door if I was home from work. For the last week, she had been sluggish and not climbing at all. She stopped visiting me when I came home and stayed on the cage floor. I knew deep down it was her age, but I wanted to just believe she was just maybe a little out of it, so I tried to keep her healthy and hydrated. Just today, I came home and found her motionless, i went to touch her gently and saw she was still breathing and stiff. But she was clearly weak, and the breathing was shallow. I didn't want to bother her, I know rocks get stressed out by human touch when they are uncomfortable, so I left her. An hour later, she was dead, I knew because when I went to touch her, she was limp. She had never been so limp before. I told my sister and showed her the body as I was taking it to the backyard for a burial. She seemed shocked but oddly asked to take a pic. I told her no as it was weird. I buried her, grieved for a few hours, and decided I would stay home from work tomorrow. My parents came home, and I told them they were respectful. Well, my mom at least was sympathetic. My dad didn't do much but listen. I just came back upstairs, and I heard them talking. My dad and sister dont exactly have quiet voices. They said that I was overreacting, how maybe if it was the dog, I should be upset and crying. And how my managers would think I would be stupid if I called in for the death of a rock. I thought they would be respectful, but I guess they really didn't care for her or how much she meant to me. It makes me furious, but I dont have the energy to confront them. She may have been small and not the brightest, but I really did love Rookie, I've had her since I was in elementary school. I just wish they were more understanding about this.

10:30 How tall are you? 6’4? Mmmmm… *p-sy purring* And that concludes this conversation. Stay safe *walks away slowly*

"I think ur so kawii and cool" How to ask girl out trough text: "Hey, so, I need to tell you something. I've known you for awhile and stuff. Can we, um, go see a movie or something? If your okay with it and stuff..?"

Because of my social anxiety, I always think that other people see me like this when I text them. 8:52 especially this part

Wish I had the same level of confidence and gall as someone who doesn't hesitate to hit up a random stranger with unsolicited creepy texts

1:58 I KNOW THAT LOGAN GUY,I GOT PUT IN THE GC MAN

As someone who does regularly rp, asterisks are the creepiest was to rp. Especially without consent.