i like how the mom was trying to sue NBC after they did a report on her hurting her child. i hope everybody calls her out for what she did and hopefully she didn't reach her gofundme goal.

I respect the person asking for the playstation money. They were upfront, they admitted that it was frivolous, but also didn't try to tie importance or fairness in their request, the ability to ask is there and they're being very transparent with wanting something without working to hard for it, nothing wrong with that if a bit diluted.

It's crazy that some ppl will actually fund some of this (obviously not much of it that shows up on this sub) but ignore ones of ppl trying to afford surgeries or mobility aids.

I can confirm, Undertale does now cost $190 million

4:11 I wonder which is worse. Her begging for 90 pounds for no reason, or the fact people funded her goal to NINE TIMES the original amount.

As a high school senior - no, we can't afford latest technology... And that's from sb who goes to charter school (or me and most of my friends were actually taught to not spend all of our money at once). From my experience we usually buy this stuff if the previous ones get destroyed to the point of being useless (or falling apart). IDK maybe in the US it's different but still (also if you want something like that why can't you buy a bit older model -- it's way cheaper and most likely works almost the same)

We need to donate to help the first kid actually get his burger 😔

The first guy just needs the hamburger helper, get him the guy.

I think the girl looking to start a Lularoe business might be the first person to ever be financially better off if nobody donates.

Why deal with dates being assholes when you can just not get any dates? Works for me

Well I didn't expect to get rage today but seeing £820 raised because a woman's date called her fat makes me really mad, especially when I've seen other campaigns and used the platform myself. Oh man, it's just a huge feeling of, "Why couldn't you give this to literally anyone else?!"

Holy shit Jack had a Robin moment for a second.

Would donate to the first one. I understand that in these times, it's hard to get a bujger

Asking to cosign, is not asking to live together.

Jack trying to take the boob job one seriously was absolutely killing me

We need to get that person a burger 😔

I wonder if they'll let me start a fund raiser because I like money.

r/Dontfundeme? It feels like Choosingbeggers in a top hat💀

ngl I'd fund these if I had infinite money for gits and shiggles

PREVENTING THE KIDS FROM SAYING FIRST

Gotta love it when Jack narrates.

29:37 How the hell did that guy get half a freaking million dollars, and you didn't even mention it? Who are the people who donated to this, because I've got a few bridges to sell them

We need to get that kid a Undertale

Help me burger lol

You consider a Chevy a premium brand car? As an American and a mechanic I find that hilarious. XD

i was wondering why there was some background noise, and now i know that treadmill thing, good on you jack! keeping up that healthy lifestyle in a job where being sedentary can be very easy.

The way he read thesmall print section of this post was hilarious. 🤣 7:25

Nobody in any point in high school or before can afford the latest technology. The only way anyone has any airpods is from Christmas or saving up. (Unless they're rich then their parents buy it for them)

2:37 for anyone wondering the youngest millionare was MOMPHA JR. He made his first million at 9 years old

29:40 totally can't read Michael's name lmao

Only thing you should fund in this video is the EmKay team

Gonna end every negative thing I say with “But hey at least I’ve got Karlach now!”

24:38 to be fair, a year is a pretty good investment for a game.

As someone living in Germany, I found once a 2011 32" LCD Philips TV. It was on a street free for anyone to take. It was dirty and lacking a remote, but otherwise in working condition, including it's three HDMI inputs. So I guess wishing for something like a 32" LCD TV is within the boundaries of reality.

08:39 “I can afford rent, I just can’t afford rent” Like, dude!! There’s a reason they say it shouldn’t exceed 1/3 your monthly pay!!

I do love how that televangelist doesn't fucking get the symbolism of Jesus riding the goddamn donkey.

3:55 I actually still use the wired iphone headphones lol

A 660 credit score isn't something I'd brag about when trying to get strangers to cosign a car for me

£25k is a quarter of an average persons savings???

8:55 Tbf I don't have any friends either, but that's because I have terrible social anxiety and my neurodiversity makes it hard to figure out how to find friends in the first place. 😭 Especially at my age since I'm not in school or anything. (But that profile is definitely sus though)

i can’t even spend 150 dollars on my own happiness much less someone else’s

going to study to Spain isn't that expensive, if you're already in Spain, of course

you guys ever hear your name in a video and it makes you jump cause its a little auditory jumpscare

The answer to the fact wired earphones are no longer "normal" is to use budget IEM's like the tangzu wan'er. That way, when people ridicule you, you just tell them their bluetooth devices are literally just worse.

not really nice to hear autism being called an "abnormality" :(

My mom made a post on Facebook when it was my 21st birthday. She put my cash app on it. I’m glad no one paid it any attention.

To everyone at EmKay, keep up the great work. The voice overs are hysterical! Comedy gold! 😎

I mean can you blame the first guy

28:02 is when you can hear something stop as there stops being background noise after that

7:12 - Don't worry, that's the sort of thing my boss would say. God I'm gonna miss her when I'm on maternity leave.

We need a GoFundMe to protect ourselves from some of these morons

Welp, if demons fly commercial Jesse Duplantis should fit right in.

GoFundMe for a burger lol

That thumbnail+first post made me laugh WAY to hard

the family one near the end was super gross, the piglet didn't choose to ram it's head into a wall...7 times... to injure itself, how is that difference hard to see to them

The worst part is that the girl who got called fat got over 9x her asking price

Brand-new Chrysler 300 as a first car? dude, i started out with a broken ass piece of 1988 Mitsubishi L300 Pickup that has column shifter on it.

7:32 this sounds like those ads for meds that you see people having fun while they say the side effects could be death or smt

26:27 guy in the plad is like"im so tired, i told her this would happen" and the kid is like "my mom will crush my balls if i dont smile, please help me"

The one where the girl was asking for a cosigner I don't believe she was asking for money, she was trying to find someone to help her get a place, not specifically move in. I know people who have had to do that

I'd be happy if my kids begged me for a game and manage to play it for a whole year

9:10 I'd donate to Dutch, tbh

Sometimes i dream about cheese

Ok so beauty and the beast wasn’t Stockholm Syndrome but Lima syndrome

Am i supposed to read that "please our get she looks help mom boobs like our dad" or "please get help our boobs she looks mom like our dad"

There's something to be said about this entitled delusion when they wave their red flags to the world and are either in complete denial of their intent or pride themselves in their selfishness. Not only do they not understand that other people had to work for their own money and have their own expenses to pay with it, but also that the most rich people in the world didn't become rich by any other means than exploitation. Something that they're clearly trying to do here themselves, and would've probably succeeded with too if it wasn't that they're just random nobodies crying out to the void of the Internet. Also, shouldn't GoFundMe have some sort of filtering policy to remove these entitled beggars from their platform at this point, given that there's an entire subreddit dedicated to calling out these posters? Or is it just gonna remain an unhinged free-for-all that a lot of the big social media, dating and trading platforms have always been in spite of the negative feedback they're fed constantly?

Bubger

32:08 before you can be crowdfunded for an ISO television, you must first answer this one simple question: _What does ISO stand for?_ International Organization for Standardization Not "International Standardization Organization." The fact that the name and initialism do not align is an intentional act by the ISO.

The fact that some of this shit makes over it's ridiculous request but when my family had to pay 3,000 for my sister's hysterectomy so she wouldn't live in severe pain anymore and 5,000 for my dog's surgery so he could walk I got absolutely nothing, I hate it here

If only I could get a million people to give me a dollar, I might just have enough money to buy groceries in 2024...

Wow inflation is out of control. Back when I bought undertale it was like 8 bucks.

Jack singing bits 28:47

man, I can only imagine the rants Robin would've done on this, glad it was Jack

certainly an emkay video

10:45 I don't think Undertale costs 190000000 dollars.

I remember that Duplantis story. It's many years old. I think the idea was he couldn't just start talking straight out into the air (to God) among common folk on a plane.... Problem was he already owned three and this was him buying a fourth. But apparently God told him to buy specifically this $54 million jet and that the congregation should pay for it for him.

Helping burger!

Russian "Popeye" isn't even a good Popeye... He has huge forearms near the elbow, not biceps or triceps

that tinder person asked for 122$ id pay them in new Taiwan dollars teach em a lesson in specificity

My elementary school kids require headphones for school

15:10 why would you not want a Chrysler 300? You could probably Hellcat-Swap it or something

9:09 the reference is Dutch Van Der Linde from red dead redemption 2!! and the title is one of his voice lines :)

burbeger

The burgers tho

Keep making such a nice content! :)

I'm gonna start a go fund me with a goal of $3000 for a school bus

idk if Emkay is pregnant but can we appreciate how they never fail to deliver?? 🗣🔥

17:45 literally imagining Kid Rock...

Bro, the Transfinancial guy raise $500,000 out of five mill so I guess it’s working

People are pretty generous sometimes. I busk (that is, I sing in public for tips) qnd I was between songs one time and giving my voice a break, and this woman passing by is like "what are you raising money for". I wasn't expecting this so I was like "uhhhhhhh surviving" (it supplements my disability pension) and she gave me 5 dollars on her way out of the store. Also People give me lollies, chocolate, qnd bottled water. Got offered a bag of mandarins once but declined as I don't like citrus and I didn't want them to go to waste

At least the first one is honest

Burbger

Okay the boob job one. Now... I agree with NO INVOLVING THE CHILDREN! But it changes your life. Your WHOLE life. I should have done it 15 yrs earlier than I did.

29:42 definitely can’t read his name *definitely*

7:11 PREASE BLING

13:52 MINECRAFT DOESN'T COST 190000000 DOLLARS!

I wish go fund me made sense like I can find a potato salad but I’m not allowed to fund people fighting for there lives like the truckers and Kyle

Started a GoFundMe for a sea gull. Just wanted to share

We must help the Homie gather the [CHEEZBURGER!]

I'm barely willing to spend $150 on my own happiness >_>