A happy ending for everyone!

@@ZoroarkLover98 except the dog. Poor pupper deserves a better family.

@@emilyrln you're absolutely right

That family will regret it immediately if their dog dies too. :(

I find very comforting that is far less probable that I may go to a restaurant where one of the staff is waiting with a dead dog to present to management. I am a little picky.

Oh yeah, if your boss insists you come in sick you should do everything you can to get THEM sick and make it their problem.

@@Nyghtking Yes

Hah, she got a scare!

@@Nyghtking Not only that but this is a RESTAURANT, just imagine how well having someone with food poisoning working in the kitchen would go... Hell imagine going to a restaurant and your server has to stop to puke before they bring you your food...

@@SevCaswell Not quite as bad in our case, but we were shelf stockers at a grocery store. Which did mean that he would be TOUCHING all of the products that the customers would be touching. 🤮 Would have been 10x worse if he had been working the cash register in the checkout lines. Either way though, good decision on his part to make it clear that SHE was going to be in the line of fire.

Cavemen were all lactose intolerant but they drank it anyway and developed an immunity which is why people like me can drink it Get chugging and eventually your bloodline will be fine, not you but your descendants Assuming you don’t go overboard and die

W all lactose intolerance people- i couldn't imagine not having milk products 😭

​@@star_fru1tzthis may come as a shocker to you. Neither can lactose intolerant people.

Lactose free cheese?

As a cheese monkey myself... You have my deepest, most sincere condolences...

Omg your dads amazing

My step father usually just confused me with all the village names where i lived. And even made a little song about one of the confused name. It's schellerhau, and way too confusing

Unfortunately, my doctor telling me that I "won't feel the needle at all" is what started my needle phobia as a kid. 😢 I felt extremely betrayed, because it DID hurt, and would freak out whenever there was a needle because I knew that doctors will lie and hurt me. So, although I'm only one person, I have to say that I'm not a fan of the "this won't hurt at all" technique. I think it would have been better if the doctor had just been honest with me and encouraging.

@@myheartisomg17 Read it closer, the doctor said “this won’t hurt ME at all”. A little bit of humor to hopefully calm the kid down

@@myheartisomg17pretty sure you would’ve had the needle phobia to begin with

You can also see in the video that the laser expands on the windshield making it even more dangerous.

Someone tried here in Canada to use a laser on a police helicopter. Cause we have some stable geniuses here.

Climate activists enjoy doing it because they hate airplanes not considering that a crash would be much worse.

Just equip the planes with laser guided missiles and send them to the laser source

I mean the pilot won’t be able to tell exactly who was pointing the laser

Oh... that is so messed up! I am glad that the girl was being a good citizen though.

I thought I remembered that! She was hunting Lantern flies, which residents were highly encouraged to kill due to how invasive they are

The person that called the cops called her a woman as well >:(

Lantern flies are so bad here in PA, NYC, and in Jersey, I'm shocked any time someone from the northern east coast doesn't know to kill them. Poor little girl.

@@Kai_The_Kai Black children are often mistaken as adults by racist white adults. This happened to a friend of mine who was only 12 😢

Agreed. I hope that I'd have some trust in a man I'm with; enough to demand some sort of proof, like sending a message to his phone, and if she can't even do that: sick the police on her for harassment. But I can absolutely understand - and respect to you for understanding! - that it would be an entirely different thing for somebody who has been cheated on repeatedly. And destroying other people's relationships to get some clicks? I wonder whether this bint managed to hold on to a boyfriend for an entire month, ever. (But then what do I know, for all that I know there's some corresponding little twerp out there ... now I'm scaring myself.)

I could never lmao, growing up I had so little privacy and there was so little respect to me and my info that I panic when someone just holds my phone. I hope you enjoy your dynamic though, it sounds so cute!!!

Pretty convinced it was fake, I mean one guy's SO has been smiling throughout. It's still dumb and can be bad influence on impressionable kids, hence you shouldn't do that, but at least she had enough sense not to try this for real. Even if it's only for being in control in the situation, to diminish risk of violence, be able to do multiple takes and stage a perfect dramatic outcome... Also, sorry to hear about your wife's past experiences. Personally I don't think I'd be comfortable with full transparency like that, but I hope it works well for you both and that she can put her past and concerns to rest and never doubt you.

@@Julia-lk8jn indeed. Maybe I'm just cynical, but I feel like my gut reaction would be "Oh you know me? What's my name?"

Damn that sound suffocating I think your wife need serious therapy mariage life like that won't go far even though you're faithful it's too tense one day one of you gonna explode

I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

If I trust my gf (and I do) and someone I don't know does that to us... well let's say they will have an expensive medical bill 😊 my gift for them

Unfortunately that’s just a near sighted response that probably will backfire. Assault charges, court, and the reality that a seed of doubt might have been planted. The moment you seem like you’re doing something potentially suspicious, which could be innocent, (s)he will be wondering if there was any truth in that altercation. That’s not to mention how the partner would feel knowing you’re capable of violence like that

I would be damn fascinated too, just look at all that cheese!! I want it.

I'm fascinated and I didn't get it

As a male I too am fascinated by cheese. We must accept that cheese fascination is not a gendered thing!

@@aaronmccullers384 E Q U A L I T Y ! ! ! ! !

Ngl. Dude Here. That would work on me 125%.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That is so PRECIOUS. Kids are really te best comedians. It's really humbling.

And also want the workers to sneeze on the burgers

Macaroni with the chicken strips *Moan* *

@@vintagememelord8168 I love that video 😂

Humans are experts at hating.

And IT IS Always the demon WHO IS horrefied and asks If Something IS Not overkill

what is it meant to say? all i see is "sexist." oh "coexist"

Well, how do you get meat in if you don’t get fresh dead bodies (in whole or in parts) in?

@@advorak8529 if you can't tell the difference in contamination risk between a dead pet and deliveries from a butcher, I advice you to stay away from all professional cooking. You aren't wrong, but you have missed the point.

As someone who used to work in the food industry, I wouldn't take 3 steps between seeing that sign and calling a health inspector. Even if I don't work in that place, that kind of thing is gross and highly unsanitary. Also, yes, bringing a dead pet into a restaurant is definitely a health code violation.

@@advorak8529 the meat has to be prepared by a butcher first. There's a reason restaurants get them delivered instead of chopping up corpses. Either stay away from kitchens or please learn rules of hygiene and contamination control, there's a reason there are different chopping boards for fruit and veg, meat, and seafood, at least I think seafood has a different chopping board for them.

@@melineeluna Good, I shall continue cooking, then. Maybe I’ll even be my own butcher, delivering to myself …

EDIT: Alright, I get it, I don't know how much Parmigiano is worth. Point taken. That is a FANTASTIC deal. That much parm for $10? One tiny slice of that is worth $10. That's like, $150 worth of cheese. That man is a fucking hero.

Bless you ❤️ I’m not vegan but I would do similarly, I could not pass on that amount of high quality cheese for 10$. I’d buy it, have people over for a lovely cheese-based dinner, then send people home with leftovers, because share the love. 💝🧀

@@dmgroberts5471 usually it's $10/lb, that's 44lbs, so around $440

I would be eating cheese and nothing else for a month

As an Italian who lives in the Parmigiano Reggiano production area, this comment is very appreciated, but also very funny. It's MUCH cheaper here

I kinda wanna see that video.

we want to see now

Guys we found out what happened to Boo post-monster Inc

Same people that say socialism is bad but also want churches and/ or organizations to donate to people in need in their community

Also, all of the states that complain about the "welfare state" are the biggest consumers of welfare. Texas keeps threatening to secede because the Federal government is spending too much on welfare... well go ahead, you guys fucking off will slash welfare spending by, like, 30%. Go on, see if Mexico will give you money.

@@veronicastromberg6755They do that because it’s just part of their religion. And I don’t think anyone expects them to be a medical insurance company. For instance.

I taught middle school for 9 years before moving to high school. I have taught two pregnant 12 year olds. It is from all angles upsetting. Unless it was another 12 year old I have some serious questions as to how they got that way. And their bodies aren’t ready for the major medical that pregnancy is. Let’s not get started on them being in the stage of child development where their brains are soup that they’re trying to keep in the bowl while on a trampoline. It was hard to see. Both found out in enough time to have a safe termination. I also have an issue with our country valuing fetuses and guns that no civilian has any reason other than “cool toy” to own more than my actually fully formed human students’ lives. That said, trust me, 18 is too young to vote. I mean I know I was an idiot at 18. Teaching has confirmed that I was not the only one. Even they know they’re idiots and will freely and happily admit it. More power to them, enjoy those years when you can be dumb and have the legitimate scientific excuse that your brain is still forming. I wish it was 21 for everything. My state raised nicotine to 21, even before I was born it was 19 to be able to sign contracts, of course 21 to drink. I fully support all of that. But I don’t appreciate that my students can go to war at 18 and that’s considered an adult decision they can make, just like voting, but they’re too young to make the adult decision to drink.

@@PetThePeeves Underage pregnancy will be a product of the US education system as long as proper sexual education is undermined and scapegoated. Based on what you've wrote, I'm fairly sure you're teaching in the US school system. The fact that you're aware of these issues makes you more an American Hero than any soldier sent to a far-off land to fight for oil access and construction contracts.

Smoke it, freeze it, give it to your friends. There's literally no excuse to pass up cheese at that price.

He’ll just give parts away to friends or a food bank that much cheese for that low of a price is insane

Parmesan (and other hard cheeses) freezes amazingly well. That family is set for _life!_

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@@rolfs2165 Indeed

His t-shirt is awesome, too.

I wish more people were talking about that part... it took me way too long to find a comment about it

Yea, like damn, should be between 18 and 70, cause honestly, those old people have no business in our (the young generations) business anymore.

I'm not sure I would call 18 yo's "not ignorant of the world". Most think Tiktok is fine, yet don't understand its owned in operated by a company that is by law required to do whatever the Chinese government wants them too. They can influence large portions of the US population overnight by forcing certain themes, trends, challenges, etc to everyone's feed. This can seed social disruption, political opinion, and behavior. If tiktok was truly innocent in all this, why would it be banned in China? That said, I do agree with out of touch senators being an issue. I don't think voting age is a problem, I think we should have an age limit on people in our government.

Just cap the passive voting age (passive voting = being able to be voted for)

@@keit9950 years or younger to be a senator or a representative on the federal level, 60 years or younger for President or governor and 70 for SC I think that’s a good idea for maximums on election age limits!

⁠@@xpouii-3992 Also maybe a check that the person running/voting is mentally stable enough to handle running/voting (And maybe make people write down a policy the person they’re voting for supports to make sure they actually know who they’re voting for)

badass gramma moment

He just got incredibly humbled

W grandma

Your grandma is a badass, much respect to her

I see, the officer was lucky that grandpa was napping at that time :)

I only ever heard this so I don't know if it's true or not (probably depends on the place). But in some places you could sue people for ruining your relationship like that since it's an attack on your public image and a false one at that. These girls didn't even knew the guys they did that too so it would definitely be "lying to ruin someone's public image".

@@xaphan_fallen_angel I mean it's America so definitely possible, maybe not anymore because of slapp suite standards but definitely possible in the past at least.

One of the very rare cases I would be ok with one of the guys hitting that woman. Of course a "what is my name Bitch?" would do, but I can't blame anyone who is put on the spot.

It's pretty terrible but I feel bad the men involved didn't shut her down with the one question that would prove her a liar: "If we know each other, what's my name?"

@@GuardingDarkness I guess if she was expecting that she could respond with "Well you *told* me it was Steve, but now I'm not sure"

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If anything in nature it's surprising when animal **doesn't** kill/eat their own kids on a bad cirscuntance That includes us humans

Hamsters: “I’m kinda hungry, and we don’t have much food to go around… Eh, I’ll just munch on my crotch goblins”

Male lions also eat their children.

@thunberbolttwo3953 Do you have a source for that? Never heard of lions doing that.

What???? Cheese currency?

He is excited like he came home from a hunt, killing a f*ing mammoth.

Amazing

@@derradfahrer5029 He just looks so proud of himself.. and I honestly cannot blame him. If I had that much cheese from a $10.44 purchase, I'd be smiling like that, too! xD

i worked in a cheese shop and a kilogram of parmesan is about £30 from a supplier. so that's £600 of cheese off the bat, not including any profit.

Alot of it has to do with stranger danger scare and scare that the world isn’t safe. It really affects parents especially with the news blaring tragedies where bastards target kids cause the news being the news wants to focus on only this stuff

I feel like it depends where you live and how far the distance, my mom let me walk home from school at around 8 too but we lived right next to the school and she usually made me walk in a group with neighbour's kids.

I was 6 when I started walking to school by myself. I'm from Central Europe and this is normal here. It's only recently that I found out it's very different in large parts of the US.

Yeah. I used to walk home from school all the time. Even had a key to the house.

Dang, these days I'm shocked you wern't fired for "Unrelated reasons"

This isn't work related, but I had a roommate get mad at me because someone else made a mess in the microwave and she decided it was my turn to clean it. And I was like "I'm at my uncle's funeral right now. I'll clean it when I get home." So she said "we all have things going on in life, not just you."

@@Werevampiwolf That is when you punch someone in the face

@@fandomcringebucket honestly, if it had been an open casket funeral, I would have sent her a picture of him in the coffin. I ended up sending her a picture of the little memorial thing and she calmed down but I was still furious, as I think I had every right to be.

@@Werevampiwolf Honestly, i feel pretty bad for your roomates The first one, because they were never taught to clean up after themself The second one because they don’t know how to clean a microwave

You heard him. He made an executive (read: excellent) decision.

It doesn’t go bad??? I was thinking they could gift pounds to literally everybody to avoid that, but now you can do both 👀

@@torranceishikawa3379 it's not that it doesn't go bad at all, so much as it is ridiculosly easy to keep it from going bad. Literally all you need is a dark and dry cupboard and it will keep on good for years.

Omg i have wasted so much cheese….

@@GvozdeniGrom yeah it just kind of develops a smelly rind

Same, I agree with that as a fellow Christian myself.

As a Muslim, me tooo. I love the sign ❤

I'm a Satanist, thank you

Same :)

Agree, as an atheist. :)

That law is just immoral. Especially considering it doesn't affect men (who's, little unknown fact, consumption has just as much of an effect as the mother's). Because they refuse to give men responsibility for children there.

Like they say, if men where the ones who got pregnant, we'd be hearing advertisements on the radio for abortions as much as we do for viagra.

Holy crap, I just read it. They arrested her on the word of CHILD. One of her children thought she was pregnant and the officials just RAN WITH THAT!

Anyway, let’s introduce some misandrist xenomorph eggs to Alabama so men will see what it’s like to be pregnant

​@@NightRainPanda Genuinely and the fact drug use can effect sperm too

Also just the weirdness of "hey these are people that are able to vote who don't like us and as such will not vote for us, rather than do something to make those people like and so vote for us let's try and just wipe them out so we have less competition".

Can't let the undesirables have a vote I guess? She'll be shocked to hear prison inmates can vote.

@@kempolar9768 welcome to Republicans. Their policy is always "kill em if they don't agree" they just change the language to make it seem more palatable.

It’s not just the homeless. It’s college students, minorities, and densely populated cities. Basically if you are more likely to vote Dem the Republicans want to stop you from voting anyway they can. Because they can’t win legitimately

@@conundrum60690 Oh I know that, seen it all over the place, mail in voting, license laws (Which I some what agree, but it is obvious how they are trying to twist it), claims of dead voters, and it's funny how any accusation they make only gets proven themselves to be doing. just absolute hypocrites. 🙄

Aw, good for you! That's awesome, you did well! 😁

Congratulations!!

hell yeahhh

That is one I will be absolutely using in the future.

what im hearing is that i need to go buy marshmallows

Witches and heretics of religious persecution agree.

To be fair, if someone else is standing in the middle of it, the marshmallows are probably gonna be a little botched. Which I guess still works with the analogy Also, 321st like

All I'm hearing is we get to play with fire 🔥

Don't rabbits eat their litters if they think they are too weak or if the mother needs nutrients to feed the other bunnies

Cats/dogs will lay on their young to smother them if they wont survive. Many animals that have a pouch have a habit of 'dropping' them if being chased. You can have another child easy but only if they dont get eaten. Zebra/lions go out of their WAY to kill babies so they can mate with the mom again

Quokka mothers will apparently throw their babies at predators to give them a chance to get away (I'm not sure how true this is, but I hope it's true because that's hilarious)

@@shadow_leaf7965 It's less a 'throw' and more a 'relaxes pouch muscles' but yes, yes they do. Because you can make another baby! Not if your DEAD tho

@TheZayroen thank you for educating me, I was imagining a quokka shotput-throwing it's baby at a predator

we got cheese for years

And since its parmesan it likely won't spoil and it looked like it was a decent (actually pretty good) cheese too, it was definitely supposed to be 10 a pound or maybe 100 or something

And they'll never have to worry about the runs again, the opposite might be a problem though.

The regular price for Parm where I am (Canada) is about $22/lb. I would be over the moon if my husband brought this home.

My husband would be so proud too and I would be proud of him. We love cheese.

I would buy half a wheel of cheese too if it was 10 dollar... Edit: typo

I think King George complained about it.

Slow down a moment there... not _ALL_ people. This level of avarice is something iconically murican. The civilised first world makes this sort of exploitation explicitly illegal. Murica is the only country often regarded as first world, that not only allows this, but consciously maintains it as economic policy. I say 'regarded' because let's be honest, it's a third world theocracy hijacking christianity to mask the continent-spanning ponzi scheme that is that economy. They worship money, not forgiveness, and CERTAINLY not humility or love of their fellow man.

Most rich people enjoy the activities that made them rich. They didn't get rich working on assembly lines.

​@@InservioLetumYou absolutely hit the mark that statement

Off topic but 🔥🔥🔥pfp

She'd probably say, "You told me your name is Bill! I guess you lie about everything!"

​@@WarpigA23Oh sh!t, that's actually kind of a decent idea in an evil way

@@WarpigA23 But other things wouldn't be so easy to lie about. "Where and when did we meet?" or "Give me a call right now?" or "Do I have chest hair / a tattoo / a circumcised penis / ..." are more difficult to lie about.

​@@CasutamaHmm, yes, especially the call. The body questions could be answered with "idk we haven't had séx yet" but I'm not sure she'd be that smart. Assuming some of them aren't staged, it's really sad that some of the girlfriends got up and left without asking any of those questions.

​@@ArcanineEspeon that would immediately destroy her argument, though, as her first claim was "oh you're fucking her too?"

More like: "No employer wants to stop treating its employees like sh1t."

"no, no one want's to work *for you*"

"No one wants to pay" shorter. More concise

Definitely wholesome. I probably would've gone, "if the patient is already dead, it's painless. I've never had a living patient undergo one, thank God. Couple centuries ago, that wasn't a guarantee, and it lead to a lot of technological breakthroughs to ensure the people on my table are dead BEFORE I cut into them."

Right? He was super nice about a pretty silly question

Pretty sure it was irony

"Does an autopsy hurt? Not if you're doing it right!"

yeah, i would've said something like "if it hurts, you probably shouldn't be getting one"

To be fair she said we're the only mammals who eat their babies ^^ But even in mammals it's possible, like rodents dot it often, some mices will even eat the placenta and umbilical cord and if the baby don't react when they start gnawing his belly, they'll eat it too. But apparently, even cows or horses can eat their babies! Plus bears, cats, dogs, etc...

@@krankarvolund7771 Yeah, cannibalism is definitely not off the table for mammals. While eating their brood is common for very stressed mamas, there's other reasons for conspecific baby murder. Male lions will merc young cubs from the previous male of a pride to encourage the lionesses to become receptive again, so that the next generation are _his_ kin. Male bottlenose dolphins will do something similar, harassing a mom and attempting to kill her baby so they can breed with her. Adult hyenas will watch idly as some of their babies will kill each other, so that only the stronger sibling(s) will survive. And chimpanzees, one of our closest living relatives, will wage war on other chimp groups, brutally wiping out even infants, and sometimes eating them, too. Basically, Nature likes baby murder in all kinds of flavors from all kinds of organisms :)

@@Zebulonpike2418 Yep, I'd say we're even one of the species the less prone to baby murder XD Which is logical, our babies take several years to grow up, while most species became mature in a few months or a year ^^

Not to mention "baby throwing reflex". Koalas and many other spiecies will throw their babies at their predators if they feel endangered. Humans are one of the most... well, humane spiecie towards their babies

Also, I'm pretty sure quokkas will just drop the baby and leave it to die if they need to escape sometimes

also kinda weird to assume that a toddler would have a crush on someone, or even understand the concept of a crush

@@vibaj16 what does that have to do with ducks?

@@vibaj16 wrong kid story.

@@andrewolson5471 oh...wrong story....

@@vibaj16 despite- realizing this was the wrong story, imma add onto this; To be perfectly honest, with how weird people act these days..I wouldn’t doubt that that was real. And besides, I can see that happening- especially if the kid in question was also autistic. Hope he succeeds in life big-time, man. And, yes, weird folks will assume small children can experience crushes or “like-like” people. It’s so frickin odd, man.

That being said- The Hunger Games was definitely not the first female led action heavy film. They weren’t the norm but they did exist prior to 2012.

Mostly autistic children, this is a place that uses the shocks and ABA to "train" children to suppress their symptoms and act at being neurotypical, like forcing a non-vocal autistic child to speak. Paige Layle did a great video about it.

Not to mention that that wretched place has actually killed children with it's "therapy" before and so little has been done or said about it

EST or ECT (electroconvulsive therapy, which I think is the currently used term) can be helpful. But that place wasn’t using it correctly. The correct use of ECT is as a last resort. The place saw that ECT worked for one autistic kid, so they decided that it would be a fantastic idea to use it to punish ND children for showing any symptoms of being ND.

Yeah that's disgusting

@The Queen Of Cringe so uhh as an autistic person, no ECT is never ok to use to “help” with autism. And *ABA therapy is never ok, at any point in time*

Can't have a drink, but we'll sure send you to fight in a war. USA.

@@silorion9967 USA where you have all of the "freedom" but none of the rights

@@Scarlett.Granger fr

I'd say give them some good old malicious compliance: Raise the voting age to, like, 50 or 60, and then call on the whole "No taxation without representation" thing to get out of paying taxes until then as well. Then everyone over the voting age gets sent to a retirement home, which is run by younger people, who don't need to pay taxes. See how long it takes the reps to go back on that decision once they realize that their salary dries up completely, now that barely anyone pays taxes any more.

By that logic a 5 year old paying sales tax on candy is old enough to vote.

And if I recall, it's something like up to $10k and 5 years per offense. Slap on the wrist compared to smashing a mailbox, but still enough to sting.

Also, because of the different wavelengths and how the physics of light works, green lasers can actually start FIRES.

@@phastinemoon The only reason green lasers can cause fires is because they're a cheap way to get high power lasers. As far as wavelengths are concerned if anything 400nm lasers are much better at causing fires. Green lasers are better at flash blinding people though because for the same power they're way brighter as the human eye is more sensitive to green light

How do they...track down who did it?

Whats the story? How exactly a woman who wasn't even pregnant got charged for " endangering her Fetus "? How the frik frak did that happen?

​@@foxonfire7 Woman in question was under investigation for alleged drug use. Woman's daughter told caseworker that the woman in question is pregnant. And caseworker instead of doing something rational like asking the woman to do a pregnancy test or something, flew off the hinges. It gets even more horrifying further we go into the story- the woman not only wanted to do a pregnancy test to prove she wasn't pregnant before she was sent to jail (which she wasn't allowed to do) but also had period during her stay in jail and didn't receive pads or any other hygienic product to deal with the problem. When finally she was allowed to prove she isn't pregnant she was threatened by investigators that she better not get pregnant in the next several months or she would be charged. It's one wild ride through the whole story.

@@wardrobewings8000 Thank you for answering. This whole thing is just abhorrent. How does this even happen? What kind of lobotomized monkey was responsibel for handeling this case?!!?

@@wardrobewings8000 and to add to that, from the police perspective, they're like "Guys, we have to protect this fetus! Quick, put the pregnant woman in jail and make her sleep on the floor!" and then the "pregnant" woman starts bleeding. if you truly believed there was a fetus in there, and you truly wanted to help it, wouldn't you send the "pregnant" woman to a hospital? since there's, y'know, literal blood coming from the baby zone?? no of course not, it's obviously much more reasonable to refuse to give her basic sanitary items. keep this dangerous criminal locked up while we try to figure out how to prove she's wrong! gotta make sure she can't endanger that fetus anymore! no, you can't take a pregnancy test, we already know you're pregnant.

@@wardrobewings8000 You forgot a few parts. One she offered right out to take a pregnancy test (police refused) and that her room for the day and a half being held while bleeding had no bed, and she slept on the floor. And this was all done 'in protection of her child'. If they had any thought that she was pregnant and was bleeding there, a hospital would be the first thought I would have.

shes the incel here if we go by those terms pfft

@@kurjaesitys Likely true.

So he's a Volcel?

@@wta1518 Well he seems to be on a dating app, so I'm guessing he's not celibate at all. A "nocel" if you will. But if he hasn't found any compatible matches yet, then he might be a... "tempcel" or a "volcel".

Does that mean asexual people are labelled as “volcel” or “tempcel”? Asking this as an ace person lol. Edit: or does the term apply to allosexuals (people who do experience sexual attraction) only?

Yet.... 😉

a GOOSE tie would fit him better get it goose instesd of duck

Someone get him a duck tie

Or plushie

Now I know what to buy him for christmas

My idea was demand to see photos together or text exchange or something. If she had been dating him, she'd have some record of that on her phone. And if she tries to worm her way out of it, just keep demanding, even after the girlfriend is convinced. Make it as uncomfortable and inescapable as possible.

Considering it was imported from Italy and so was the genuine thing, thats a lowball estimate. Mate probably profited like 800 bucks in cheese, that is the single greatest purchase to ever happen in our world.

He didn’t though lol she asked how much he paid and he said he paid $300.44 or smth like that. He gave the price lol

​@@Jellybeansatdusk Yeah the price he gave was $10.44. I think you're going deaf...or you're just stupid. Turn on captions

@@Jellybeansatdusk Relisten he says it was $10.44. He said "Approximately ten dollars and forty-four cents." You can hear the clear different in ten and three hundred dollars.

@@ILovePanta123 you’re right, he kinda slurred those words together so I wasn’t sure lol, but I guess it was $10. That’s a ridiculous deal, I would probably purchase it too

Wow

the average age of a solider then was 19.

@@melissaharris3890 which means there were soldiers younger than 19 too

@@melissaharris3890 I don’t see the relevance of that, but it wouldn’t surprise me, I doubt the majority of soldiers were the minimum age to be a soldier.

We have programs where you can attend boot camp the summer before your senior year in high school. Your parents can sign you over to the government at 17.

Honestly, that woman is asking to get punched in the face or worse. Something like that is bound to eventually get somebody unstable who is willing to throw down

She is so trashy

​@@Icalasari If someone like that did that with my mother and the person she's dating, I feel like they would both gang up on her.

I know that in the moment you’d be confused. But in my mind you should just ask these types of people „What is my full name?“ or other information that only people that know you can actually answer. That would clear these things up pretty quickly, but in actuality you’d probably be too stressed/flabbergasted to think of that.

Wanna see the times she did that and the situation was completely not what the pranksters were expecting. Like guy out with his sister, or gay guy out with his bestie, or hitman with client discussing the hit…😅😈

That is so cute. I wish my cousins and I thought of hiding so we could stay longer.

Some brilliant malicious compliance 😼

Even worse, any euthanized pet will be full of poison that would be passed onto the diners.

@@B2WM what? Who told you that?

I did appreciate that he treated the question seriously and gave, what I would consider, a diplomatic answer to it. I don't think, if I were in his place, I'd have the sense of tact to avoid mentioning that an autopsy is a procedure performed on dead people, who-we have reason to believe-can't feel anything (at least, not anything done to their body). Like, it wouldn't have occurred to me before I got _feedback_ on the way I answered the question that the most likely person to be asking the question would be someone who just lost a loved one and could therefore benefit from some gentleness.

It's also a possibility that the one asking may have special needs and doesn't quite understand the concept of an autopsy.

I mean honestly, even if he isn't any of these things and still asking, it's okay. If they never before came across the concept of an autopsy, then how would they know? A lot of times we shame people for not knowing "common things," but to know those things we have to learn them first.

@@lurachr Only reason I know of autopsies is because I grew up watching NCIS tbh lmao

A slight addendum, if I may, to latter probability : "and, you just might even be the founder" ;) .

"My religion says I can't do that" 👍 "My religion says you can't do that" 🖕

​@@Nope148 There's loophole in those options which people love exploiting. "My religion says I can't let you do that."

@@Nope148 also be suspicious of "my religion says I can do this!" Leads to a lot of abuse

@@Jaybird196 … Ah, darn, and I was hoping to be that … guess I gotta settle for taking over a religious cult and become the leader, not the founder. As Kipling put it: It is His Disciple (Ere Those Bones are dust ) Who shall change the Charter, Who shall split the Trust-- Amplify distinctions, Rationalize the Claim; Preaching that the Master Would have done the same. But we’ll, I can at least start with a nice follower base. Imagine taking over the GOP and leading them back to a modicum of sanity - while also sending pretty, young (>18) and willing followers to … serve me, and money to gold-plate the rooms in my new huge mansion … and more money so I can live in comfort for the rest of my days after a year or two. Not that they should stop sending money then… it’s a religious thing … Though the work needed means I would to have be Hercules and redirect a river or three … and be to tired to enjoy anything and die young from the third heart attack … Darn, there goes my dream. And all the really dedicated sects are either dead or too crazy …

In a way, I can understand the sense of frustration from not having reliable employees. But, if that’s consistently the case, then that says something is really wrong with the job itself, the management, or both, and judging from that notice, its definitely both. I worked in grocery retail during the pandemic, but even prior to that, my store had problems with unreliable employees. Why? Mostly due to them hiring teenagers/early 20s that lived at home and didn’t have bills, so if the work was too stressful (which it always was) they’d just quit. And the ones who were reliable were forced to work 3x as hard to pick up the slack, which burnt us out Even More, and made us more likely to call out bc otherwise we’d of had a meltdown on the sales floor after one too many people harassed us for not having any disinfectant or toilet paper. Or management harassing us about “why isn’t xyz done?” God I remember consistently staying 2-3 hrs past when I was supposed to have been off the clock trying to finish everything By Myself, bc everybody else went home on time bc they didn’t care that their actions would ruin the department for the next shift that came in. I was hoping going above and beyond would have lead to a promotion or raise, and when it was made clear to me that wasn’t going to happen, I quit. All of that to say, having unreliable employees can be extremely frustrating, but there’s probably a reason why. That saying ‘people don’t quit jobs, they quit managers’ is so true.

My wife, who is a manager at a preschool, sympathized with the frustration behind that email. But she also knows why you can't ACTUALLY do that and knows they were right to fire the manager.

@@Sam_on_KZfaq exactly. It's perfectly normal to be frustrated, but that's no excuse to take it out on your employees or others around you.

Walmart has a similar policy, where every absence is automatically unexcused, no matter the reason or context. Every absence accumulates "points." When you accumulate enough of them, you get fired. You could literally have a heart attack and be in the hospital for a week, and they can fire you for it. You could get something like mononucleosis (or mono, for short), which takes several weeks to recover from, and they can fire you for it. Cancer treatments? Fired. Pneumonia? Fired. Anything that requires you to take time off? Fired. And forget about presenting a doctor's note: the manager will tear it up in front of you and throw it in the trash. I bet you anything they would do the same thing with a funeral program. Heck, I wouldn't even be surprised if they fired you for getting married and going on your honeymoon, because you had to take time off for it. It is for that reason why I boycott Walmart. I don't care how low their prices are; if they treat their workers like that, then they are not a company that deserves my business.

That's a fucking steal!

And if I was in the store and saw a giant wheel of cheese for that price I would get it as well.

Unless you're lactose intolerant, then you don't need stool softeners

Or Darwin Awards considering the amount of people who attack the affair partner instead of their cheating spouse/partner.

@@chaos4654 I think you missed the point that there is no actual affair. Its some woman pretending to be in an affair to ruin relationships as a "prank".

@@574guy No, i know perfectly. i think you missed my meaning. We know it's a shitty prank, but half the people she's pranking dont until after the fact. That wonan is lucky the guy's parther isnt the type of woman who'll fly into a blind rage and try to gouge out her husband's affair partner's eyes out. I've seen plenty of stories where a woman will attack the affair partner/homewreaker first or only them.

If it was real, one defamation suit and she'd stop quick.

@@chaos4654 Yeah, you have no idea how many times I see it on stuff like Maury or Jerry Springer (why yes I am the whitest of white trash! lmao) where like... even when the affair partner doesn't KNOW about the other partner, the original partner will attack/blame them instead of the CHEATER. It's a load of nonsense tbph.

That's adorable tbh

Wondering if Ernie also wore a toupé.

In the paraphrased words of my World Religion Professor: It's those sorts of situations that make you wonder if they even read their own religious texts.

@@pamspray5254 True!

@@pamspray5254haven’t read the Bible (since I can’t remember where I put it) but it does seem that way.

@@pamspray5254 Fun game someone invented: Post fake bible quotes, and see how many Christians will swallow them. It gets even easier if you say they're from some of the more controversial parts of the bible because extremely few believers have read them.

Yeah as a Christian we don't claim those nutty ppl.

There was a twilight zone episode about this drug that was supposed to make you immortal or keep you from dying or along that line. All it did was keep your 5 senses going after your body died. The last scene was fading to black as the corpse is screaming inside while the bone saw is heard in the background.

Oh, many movie scenes. Like the autopsy is going to the internals by sawing the breast bone … and the dead body starts bleeding. Dead bodies do not bleed. Especially not from the chest when they have been lying on their back for a while and all the blood followed the gravitational pull and is all on the rear side of the body … … well, poor guy wakes up in hospital bed with bandages down the chest …

I remember a movie where a scientist discovers that people can feel pain after they die, so he decides to kill someone he hates and then torture their corpse

I remeber this scene from Doctor House When they tried to open the chest of "Dead" patient, with surgical saw to see What was wrong with his heart. And he(Patient) suddenly Wake up and started Shouting from pain.

​@@advorak8529 That scene with opening chest and bleeding remind me of one of episodes from Doctor House

Imagine it's not a couple, and she just starts doing that with like a brother and sister 😳

my problem is if they're cunning enough to give a random name and age and such, making it look like you lied to one or both of them

@@Laced_With_Acid If you don't mind discussing this sort of stuff in public, you could always ask about something concrete only a lover would know (most obvious thing would be physical traits). But seeing as they're secretly filming you... that would still make great content for them, suckers can go to hell.

Just ask her, "When?" Then she'll have to guess some time they weren't with their girlfriend for the lie to work

This would 100% backfire for my BF and me. We've been discussing a 3rd. I'd be demanding money from this bitch. She want to play, she gotta pay.

… you do realise not all women are like what you described, right??

@astridmaack4516 yeah, that's why I made the comment, if all women were the same personality, then none of the personalities would seem appealing. I just pointed to my preference. Also pretty sure I made this comment with some sarcasm, will rewatch the video later so I remember the full context.

@@jasonhammond4301 oh my bad. I didn’t catch the sarcasm

@astridmaack4516 that's fine, that's why i plan to watch the video again, I don't remember all the context, so wanted to make sure I was remembering my intent properly.

She's a femcel/nice girl. Unfortunately they exist.

cool and they can make them go blind thou

But that won't stop climate terrorists from doing it

Actual fact: It's illegal in every state (except Ohio and Nevada), and most of Europe - however, most people don't get punished for it because it's difficult to enforce.

Don’t the lasers illuminate the whole cockpit window instead of just a single point too because of the material it’s made of? If that’s the case then a laser effectively obscure the view of both pilots and not just one

@@alexls1923 It'll illuminate the whole window because the beam will have diverged by quite a bit over that distance

This sounds familiar. I think I watched that video 😂

yes that is exactly what happened

It's a famous one & based on an actual court case.

Not seen it but i believe it happened

I remember that from a ace attorney video lol

You can get taxes taken off your paycheck as young as 15, but you can't vote until you're 18. Which I think is pretty unfair

@@chaoticcar1052 there are people currently fighting for a younger voting age. Their big hurtle is that most people working at that age are considered dependents and the legal guardian supposedly votes for them. There are plenty of 16 yr olds in this country who are working and independent and should be able to vote. I totally agree it’s not fair. Plus, the legal guardians who are supposed to vote in their best interests can have wildly different values and voting ideals than the 15 yr olds they are responsible for. I completely agree with you, it’s not fair at all.

Before Vietnam, the voting age was 21. It changed because if you're old enough to get drafted and die for your country, you're old enough to vote.

Actually the voting age was lowered in 1971, during the Vietnam War. 18-year-old men were being drafted to fight in the war, despite being denied a voice in the government. The slogan of the movement was "Old enough to fight, old enough to vote."

@@InfiniteAnvil absolutely! And now we want drinking rights, too! Let us drink at 18 like in all the other cool countries