Honestly, I see the Barbie movie and Oppenheimer coming out on the same day as a prime opportunity. Remembering how Doom Eternal and Animal Crossing: New Horizon seemed to play nice together in the respective fandoms, it could be an explosive hit on the marketing scene. :3

The Barbie and Oppenheimer marketing campaign looks like a gender reveal party fail.

the best part about this barbie x oppenheimer combo is that my local movie theatre is selling tickets for barbenheimer where you watch both movies with a 20 minute break in between

Now I need a movie where the bank is being robbed and the manager is looking to the guy who put bow hunting and nunchuks on his resume. Hilarity ensues as said guy decides to fake it and, through no fault of his own, saves the bank.

Thanks for posting guys. My guinea pig just died half an hour ago. She was with me for a long time. This really helps cheering me up.

Everyone is arguing on Barbie vs Oppenheimer. No one is choosing Barbenheimer

Ok but naming streets after characters from shows catered to children or after plants a good idea in my opinion bc there would be less reasons to change them when the political option changes. Or at least it's good from the perspective of my home country where some towns (and most villiges) decided to not name streets after influential people (or to be more precise after politicians and other people whose political views were crucial in making them famous) bc in the last 8 years street names were changed due to political reasons (meaning current ruling party doesn't agree with political views of the person the street was named after) more than 5 times already (and around 15-16 times in last 30 years). So this actually helps to prevent too frequent name changes and all the paperwork that comes with it (and people who just live there have to deal with). Like imagine changing all your documents, bank info, everything that has your address every two or three years

0:48 - Australians can relate to that one, between the minor birds and Australian Air Force, I mean magpies, you need to have some form of protection out there.

1:04 the fact that the army paint the targets that they destroyed on their plane makes this so much funnier

Crazy cat lady deescalation tactics include, but are not limited to: clapping loudly, spraying with water, stomping

14:40 whoever photoshopped that rotated the text instead of mirroring it properly and I am very angry about that

How the hell did jack manage to make a FORTUNE COOKIE cursed

Comedy with Jack will always make my day

11:08 That's not a turtle, its a Blunt-headed Burrowing Frog (Glyphoglossus molossus). And yes they are fat bois.

Marketing for Barbie and Oppenheimer is getting more crazy by the minute lol

1:07 that's the killcount

Barbie and Oppenheimer is like Doom and Animal Crossing

I love how he calls the red car orange and the orange one yellow

My life would be complete if I opened a fortune cookie and it said, Finally someone let me out of my cage Now time for me is nothin', 'cause I'm countin' no age Now I couldn't be there, now you shouldn't be scared I'm good at repairs, and I'm under each snare

Due to accidental containment breach during a recent move, I now have 14 (or is it 15?) Cats. I don't want that many, I have managed to get rid of 4. Last week someone came to adopt a cat and the next morning I found the box (I gave them for the cat) on the side of the road, less than 1/2 mile from my house. The cat was on my doorstep by that night. They're lovely cats so I'd rather keep them, feed them, and keep cleaning up, rather than having them abused by someone.

Jack singing bits 5:09 6:22 6:46 8:14 14:40

Imagine Barbie setting off a nuke in Hiroshima, R/blursed

0:55 - That's a kill count.

9:48 love that street names keep getting better globally, the under-development suburb near me has a Steve Irwin street and James Kirk street

Heading to watch the Barbie movie with gothic clothes, slamming the tickets onto the stand

0:59 I have a French teacher that has the exact number of animals. Two dogs and ten cats.

"Barbieheimer, You Can Be Anything"

Reminder Butterflys taste with their feet :)

My dad opened 3:20 my dad opened his own buisness so he can print and sell stickers that basically say "i cant park . Com" that he puts under the windshield whipers of cars that are parked badly (important note, he puts them between the whiper and the windshield, he doesnt stick them since that would be property dmg)

0:56 You know, how fighter pilots in WW2 had painted onto their planes, how many they downed??? I immediately thought of that...

3:30 Rico, what did you do?

These gender reveals are getting out of hand

As a vegas local and native I can confirm these streets!!!

I'd actually watch an Oppenheimer x Barbie crossover

6:21 don't think people realize how lucky they are that those batteries and that bullet didn't start a fire

3:27 I think the manager watching Mr popper penguins

cats can actually get along quite well with eachother

On the tech savvy janitor section the red text bit feels like a warthunder loading screen tip

5:11 I'm not sure what's worse, the parents telling a (hilarious) white lie to their kids, or that the sign presumably needs to be there at all.

first i thought kegals were some sort of group of animals or something and secondly the dictionary definition says you can literally do them anywhere and everywhere and i’m just imagining a woman doing them in like the workplace office or something

I got 6 cats 2 kittens and 1 puppy and behave quite well except that sometimes the 1 of the cats making the kittens a punching bag, he is chill with the pup tho or pretty much avoid playing with the adults.

1:36 I just realized the perfect passive aggressive counter to that license plate: U WINNERS! :) (If you can fit it in, please add the smiley face!)

The merging car thing is so relatable, but in my case it's mostly assholes who have space to let me merge but just don't and then accelerate when I do and slow down when I do as well?! Like please my car is 21 years old I can't speed up as fast as your damn bmw

Well damn, now I can't just regret being too poor to move to Canada, I now have to regret being too poor to move to Las Vegas to live on Typhlosion Avenue.

1:08 I thought that was the road kill count

2:10 I once heard that some companies do strange ads on purpose, because people get so many ads thst they try this technic to stick out just so that you remember the company name and logo and recognize them when they do normal ads

Barbenheimer

I love jack. like, who doesn't??

11:47 the artist who made this is OSHA's nightmare for public safety

I might move to Vegas just so I can live on Snorlax Lane.

11:04 This is a frog.

9:37 oh no thats not las vegas, thats henderson nevada.

We have a batman road and around the corner was robin drive lol my neighbourhood streets were named after native trees :)

That was a new weapon called the K-10 Laser Guided Anti-Personnel Feline

I bet there's just one guy in a fortune cookie factory that keeps making funny cursed fortune cookies. A few years ago I got a fortune cookie insinuating that it "knew what I did," and now there's a fortune cookie that may or may not have been locked up for committing a heinous crime. Whoever that guy is, I would like to be his friend.

the remote 'batteries' well... the middle one wasn't exaaaactly too far off... a battery of some degree... yeah... I'll shushmyfacenow

Deers in the backyard? Could be here in Colorado. I see them eating the bushes out back all the time.

I got an ad about this movie where robots are taking over the world when you can literally just the EMP them and they die

6:21 racism lore

Video 91 of asking all narrators, Slazo and Kenny to narrate in one single video

Wow, small world! The Ashley ad was from a magazine made in my county... heh.

As the barbie movie, I can confirm. That is the add.

Barbiehiemmer

11:16 - Have you considered keeping Walter in the house at night?

It’s always the damn penguins

1:32 Is that scrambled human I see

Bro I freaked the hell out when I saw my fanart I died-

3:42 honestly sounds like funtime foxy

Barbie gender reveal party goes wrong

01:10 I've seen too many stereotypical war movies, and deathrace2000... because, my first thought was 'I have scored one woman, two dogs and 10 cats (times 9 lives) so that gives me 190 points!

4:12 hes neither hes just chill like that

I like bread

0:10 jack sounds like eridan lolz

Narrator: Oh look it’s a Barb- *casually gets interrupted by my sh😂tty WiFi* Edit: 12:10 WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87

1:17 That’s the C47 unit.

chezeberger

Barbbenheimer

12:10 Hey, they said _A_ kid, not _their_ kid.

4:29 prince Richard Wings the III is my idea

0:06 congratulations it's a girl 😊

Hit with 3 memes that involve cars at least somewhat in the first 30 seconds, damn

Pikbarbenheimer 4 (pikmin 4 barby oppenheimer) idk how they all just so happened to come out on the EXACT SAME DAY but they did

3:01 who paints their nails with the paint they use to make the lines on highways?

i think the thing with the cats dogs and a human on that car is like the kill markings on planes.

The Journey of the Butterfly; as told by The Simpsons.

2:51 honestly, id try them out

I thought the aunts cat stickers on the car was similar to fighter pilots with a symbol for each kill

9:37 yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS FINALLLLLLYY

4:27 Princess Papilloma (get it? cuz papillon is french for butterfly, plus HPV?)

9:39 funny how I’m visiting Vegas….. from Florida

The third Prime Soul: 13:29

Poor Walter the turtle :(

8:48 green guy looks like edd from eddsworld balls

Hi Jack! I got more Barq’s Root Beer today!

1:19 KIT10

Average Brisbane or LA traffic 00:14

You've heard of K-9 Get ready for C-4

1:12 C-4... it's a C-4

Mmm my hope of the day, emkay uploading

It’s saying that it’s a list of 5 things then listing them. Not listing 5 twice