As a teenager edgelord, I apologize on the behalf of all these children as not even I would go out of my way to be this ungodfully edgy

Okay, but who paints the floor and walls (and probably ceiling, let's be honest) the exact same shade of red, though? Like, painting yourself into a corner was probably the latest of a series of mistakes in that case.

3:38 Cult and Culture actually do share a root word, as does Cultivate. It comes from the Latin 'cultus', a noun with meanings ranging from "tilling, cultivation" to "training or education" to "adoration." So yeah cult takes on the "adoration/teachings" definition while culture morphed from meaning "cultivated land" to "teachings" which culture is the build up of subsequent teachings of generations on belief systems, traditions, values, goals, ect. Now to what the hell Elon is getting at, I have no idea.

As a 14 yr old I can confirm that this is indeed deep

Wasn't expecting deep voice Jack as an opener, but cool

The fact some people think this is actually deep makes me question my faith and humanity

My grandfather on my fathers side asked my grandmother to marry him 25x. She finally settled down with him, but she honestly didn’t like him. Could you imagine how much happier she would’ve been had she been able to marry someone compatible? Weird.

"Happiness has an expiration date...we just forget when it expires.." -me

10:37 turtel shells are physical connected to their spine so that turtel should not exsist

4:10 Here's two concept for you to learn, dear OP Consent... And Boundaries You're not obligated to touch each others "private parts" because you're "in relationship". You need to do something called *Asking for Permission* ... If you want to see my phone and my private matters, you can *ASK FOR IT* ... Depending on how our relationship goes, I may say yes or no. Simple Right, that covers consent... Now let's cover Boundaries. If I allow you to see my private parts, I am allowed to see yours... we are now sharing the same boundaries. If I allow you to see my phone and my private conversations with others... I am allowed to see yours as well. It takes two to Tango. It's simple, Honey bun. I know it's _probably_ complicated for someone who's relationship experience only goes as far as a Weird RP session in Club Penguin... but that's at least a start

10:35 Knowing how turtles work, I felt a sudden pain in my back when I saw this (in case someone doesn't know, the shell of a turtle is a part of their spine and it's connected to their insides).

10:08 things like this just prove that justin's fanbase is actually insane

The most edgy I ever got at 14 was making anti-Valentine's Day cards. I only made them for my friends. I then grew up to learn I'm aroace and get why Valentine's Day always felt so stupid to me.

"Falling into your rabbit hole must be like a slight decline in one's footing" DAMN Jack that's a good comeback

11:01 This guy has no idea how jobs work A doctor does not hope you get sick, nor does a dentist hope your teeth decay, most doctors and dentists have salaries, they don't pocket the money from appointments and surgery and such as far as I know. A police officer does not hope anyone is a criminal, in fact, they'd hope for the opposite as it would mean less work for them, police officers work for a wage or a salary. A teacher does not hope you're stupid, again, hourly wage/salary, it doesn't matter how much effort they put in, they get paid roughly the same. Most of these jobs work off of salaries or wages, it does not matter to them how much business they get as long as the store or building stays in business and they get paid. And the coffin makers don't care if you die or not, they sell them off to the coffin retailers most of the time, so either way they get their money.

Jack was the perfect person to do this sub because his voices are just 🤌

im sorry but i cant get over "teachers want you to be born silly" xD teachers want you to be born a goofy little guy, cus being silly is bad apparently

Hi, I'm off my medication and rapidly approaching your area

"You're trying to say that sticks are created by rubbing fire together" is a better quote than anything on this subreddit lmao

4:47 yeah the other 20% have boyfriends

someone ABSOLUTELY needs to make an anime where there are 50 characters, each one as one of the states in the US. that has to happen.

some men think just bc they can't get a gf it means it's automatically the woman's fault bc they're not like "they used to be" lmao the irony is tho, it's way easier to find a gf/bf then it used to be. The questions is, did they think it would be easier for them to get a woman or just easier for them to control women?

We live in a susciety, my bros😔😔😔

13:50, I can see the airport to wedding halls being correct easily. In the wedding halls, a couple generally only kisses once, and only the then married ones. When you have people flying for work often they'll probably kiss each other way more then once in the same airport. And that includes relationships with couples that will never result in marriage, couples that are already married and have kissed in the wedding halls prior, couples that will eventually marry but kissed before in an airport. It's just that there are way more instances and opportunities that a sincere kiss happens in airports compared to weddings halls. So by sheer numbers alone, I can absolutely see that to be true This of course doesn't invalid true love and sincere kisses from weddings. It's just the quantity of the chances to happen is just way way biffer

3:57 I mean. You CAN touch their phone though. If you have their consent. which is how it works for the other thing too 🤨

Even as a European, having a US state anime would be hilarious. Alabama-chan could be a huge brocon, Texas-chan is always wearing a cowboy outfit, Idaho-chan is obsessed with potatoes. D.C. could be the teacher/mother. The possibilities are endless.

11:18 oh gosh, I first heard "coffee" maker and asked whyy???

Do any 15 year olds here feel ashamed of their past?

1:24 Hetalia but it’s US states is a terrifying concept

8:30 The fact that someone chose that hectic diagram to represent a job, and then classified it as a hobby... Means that they're clearly experiencing some sort of severe psychosis.

“Hey you wall, screw you.” “I wish someone would.” 💀💀💀

1:25 well, Hetalia does make people remember the countries so that totally works

To the title: I'm deep and this is 14

13:10 the funniest part of this is that most cheap labour comes from Asia, typically India, Bangladesh and China. And, if they're talking about collonialism: 1. The US never directly engaged in the colonisation of africa 2. Next to none of the colonies any nation had in africa were profitable. It was a giant dickmeasuring contest. Also are we gonna ignore the damn-near slave labour cities like dubai use to build their flashy megastructures? And just the rest of the workd in general? Why is Ireland so small

bru i hate it when the twitter bird comes out of my ear

I find really funny that they resorted to ai pictures in the "before tik tok before tinder before only fans before cnn" meme cuz they couldn't find pictures that went with what they wanted to

1:30 yes I too enjoyed the bible verse of enchants, so inspirational

15:44 I refuse to believe this isn’t a shitpost. I have just enough faith in humanity left to believe that this is a shitpost

14:10 That's rich, coming from elon fucking musk

8:31 A job is a hobby? Man, I gotta find a new hobby cause my current hobby suck balls!

7:32 50% percent of old english words: 🗿

15:38 my mother walked in on me watching this lmao

as a fourteen year old i am dissapointed in my peers

16:56 My grandfather literally abandoned his family and walked away with all the money, went to the opposite point of the country far away and spent money on prostitutes, that's not hard at all

How emKay reviews these makes me restore my faith in humanity

Jack is an eldritch entity confirmed?!

Actually the couple joke with the screw + sharpener and pencil and nut is the only lasting combination for both. Afterall with pencil and sharpener the pencil inevitably disappears.

"Falling into your rabbit hole must be like a slight decline in one's footing" Dayum that's a way to say "You're shallow"

8:03 WHY THE MARIO GALAXY BACKGROUND-

Also, villains are allowed to be much more flamboyant and interesting

5:06 congratulations this is the goofiest innuendo I’ve ever seen in my life

"falling into your rabbit hole must be slightly more damp in a rain storm"

Regarding the birthday thing at 9:17 before social media, people wrote birthdays down in address books and put them on calendars. So the reminder was still there even though it wasn't digital. All you're doing by removing it is taking away the only way most people use to remember birthdays today. Unless you're saying you want everyone to start using paper calendars and address books again... which... I have to say... okay boomer. :p

3:14 I genuinely thought that the dad has turn into a zombie when I first saw it and I also didn't the bottle 💀💀

As someone who was a huge MCR fan as a teen I don't recall them really being known for screaming. Shouting sure but I don't know if Gerard's vocal styles really match up with the others

it's funny to me how like a quarter of these are genuinely thoughtful critiques of issues presented in the worst format possible and the other 3/4s are the most vile surface level interpretations of human experience physically possible

11:10 Lawyer I can see, somewhat, most are getting paid per jov. I'm sure a lot of doctors, especially in hospitals, get paid by the hour, not by the amount of people they help, and with the absolute ridiculous amount of overtime they all work, pretty sure they'd rather have more people healthy. Same goes for the police, they can sit inside their car all day, eating donuts and get paid the same thing as when they chase down a robber or stop an armed criminal. Pretty sure, they prefer not to be faced with potentially dying on the job. The absolute last thing a teacher wants is a silly disruptive clown, unless they're living a power fanatasy and their main goal os to punish kids, which save to save, is next to no teacher ever. Why would a landlord even think about you getting a house, that doesn't even fit the pattern anymore, they're like unrelated things. Like yeah of course a landlord doesn't want you to have a house, but they never claim the opposite, why would they?! This entire thing keeps falling apart more and more

11:28 ..because capitalism's profit motive.

8:54 I call it heavy metal because that is what it is and nothing else

I once stood in class in front of Harrison and did the "hand to where the state is" thing perfectly but used common baby names, fifty different ones without repeating them. He was amused but I got in trouble for disrupting class. Largely with anime you can just say "Sasuke" 50 times and almost be right.

4:00 it's called consent.

This is about as deep as a kiddy pool

6:13 OH GOD THEY BLEED ACIDIC BLOOD LIKE THE ALIENS FROM ALIEN AND THAT MEANS THEY MUST BE ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Good video” -me

The Dad with his kids reading books was honestly surprisingly wholesome. I'd nominate him for father of the year.

6:36 or you can use the 1 braincell the god gave you and switch paths once you go through the gate, since there is absolutely nothing stopping you from doing so

This is going to be an interesting subreddit. Have a good day EmKay👍

7:45 is so fake deep! real teenage edgelords have struggled in school since they were 6. we are not the same!✋

2:02 someone quoted themselves in their senior yearbook quote at my school this year, and they ended it the same way lol

"one ticket to confronting lies"

"Falling into your rabbit hole must be like a slight decline of one's footing." - Jack (A rare insult right there)

11:55 we all go to the skeleton army when we die, I support this message

9:55 Cool murder advice

I watched JoJo, I might not be able to name all 50 states, but I can name 50 childhood bands and singers of that old guy.

10:42 this is literally defying the anatomy of turtles

9:07 Okay. Numerous natural philosophers and other pre-scientists had observed and questioned the nature gravity, and related it to heavenly bodies. Examples include ancient Greece and pre-Mughal India. Newton invented the math needed to quantify and accurately predict the effects of gravity, because he had unique and ground-breaking insights in mathematics. Developing a new branch of mathematics and applying it to a subject matter that other great minds have already studied is a bit more involved that simply asking why. /rant

TImestamp 3:28- I think the image was originally a Zombie Apocalypse image.

"The teacher hopes you were born Silly." Bro 💀

16:51 whoever posted this apparently has a thing for their grandmother

3:44 Elon MUSK / MUSKy husky coincidence? i think not!

The people in theese posts are the kinda person to say riddle me this every day

15:34 holy crap that screech scared me

10:39 i love how this image ignores that a turtle's shell is literally part of their spine

Jack singing bits 2:39

I needed a painkiller after this video.

10:40 This belongs in r/religiousfruitcakes lmao

1:18 the anime you're looking for is named hetalia, or more specifically fandom since in the actual anime there's only USA as a whole for now. But if there's a dude who is normally a river then everything can happen

15:31 oh god that wheeze. Is the tea ready good sir?

I don't see why people don't see that cults have culture. They have teachings passed down through the generations. They have principles they live by. They have their own media. They have their own religion. Cult = Culture

10:28 I would like to start the Jack Black fan club and call it the Jackels

R/im5andthisisdeep

“Hello my name is Jack, the one who does crack and welcome to emkay”

I miss the days when Joker was just a... Well, clown, not some edgy anarchist.

7:10 I'm a music artist and work with audio tech and anyone that close to a microphone will get saliva in it and I will charge them to replace it if it's mine because they're expensive and people who don't know how to treat technology right and ruin it without caring about it suck... Also I can confirm that microphone stands are an illusion and do not have shadows

"Assume you are always being manipulated" -Someone who loves manipulating his fans and governments.

1:24 so Red VS blue. Not a Japanese Anime but is a Animation Only reason why I know that Wyoming, Dakota, Maine & Georgia are US states.

someone please end my missouri

"You should be on the tree, not on the ground silly apple" I genuinely lost it😂

They must be painting a children's hospital

4:56 the 80% didn't have a brain? 💀