No one: Literally no one: Damien: chicken w a n g s

“This is like how Michael reeves became the sick evil scientist he is today” *yes*

Emkay: we all hate our bosses KZfaqrs : *Self hate intensifies*

"You're just gonna, like, invent a robot that gains sentience." Michael Reeves: "Trigger me Elmo."

Damien: * talks about Team Trees * *Everyone liked that*

depression: ill make it worse damien: im about to end this mans whole career

Damien: *might play terraria* Slimes, flying fishes, random boss spawn: *let us introduce ourselves*

I remember the beginning of 2020 when Team Trees was a thing and we all thought that maybe things were finally getting better

Emkay: "We all hate our bosses." Susan: *DEMONOTIZED*

I heard "my name is Damien" I felt that You felt that The entire world felt that

His boss looks like that weird guy from Toy Story who wanted to sell Woody

9:45 he didn't just roast her, he also proved that he is smart. She should technically go out with him..

Emkay: Support Team Trees donation [Everyone liked that]

“We should all have healthy relationships with our bosses” Yes. We stan healthy relationships with our superiors.

"We all hate our boss..." I was expecting an editor's note reading "Agreed"

If we ever have Spiderman exist irl Michael Reeves would be Doc Ock

"We all hate our boss" _Zach sweats profusely_

Im waiting for Michael Reves to comment “your next”

When Damien said I never touched terraria it translated the subtitle to “I never touched her area”

1:48 Some dude: uses mirror on sweater in ugly sweater competition Me: the sacred texts.

damien: *-wheeze-* my sadness: ok i'll head out for now

Damien: "everyone should have a healthy relationship with there boss." Susan: " hippity Hoppity your revenue is my property."

The picture of the bacon candle says on the label “b a c o n”

I can't believe the tree situation was a year ago

Micheal Reeves: _makes something_ Damien: *chuckles* *_Im in danger_*

Emkay: talks about Michael Me: looks in comments for Michael

"good ol Mister Li's" Guys, it's Mister Negative! *RUN!*

I love how everyone just agrees that Micheal Reeves is an evil scientist, he's literally just straight up chaotic

“before we get started, let me tell you about...” 😠 “#teamtrees” 🙂

Nobody: Me when Damien laughs: 😂

Damien: Just straight up tomatoes?! Me, eating a tomato like an apple: TwT

“You’re a terrifying evil scientist and I have the utmost respect to you. But I have-I live in constant fear.” *-Damien, 2019*

11:54 "All men are dogs." Makes sense, considering dog are loyal to those who are good to them.

Thumbnail: the employee is happy with himself Inside: *knows he might get fired*

0:03 Lego man's special ability: When he atacks to the feet it will always be a critical hit

Tbh his wheeze literally and will cure anyone’s depression

His laugh is literally better than Jared Leto's laugh in joker

The look on his face is priceless.

Team trees was poorly timed, because of the bushfires. Planting more trees in australia at that time would mean for fuel for the fire.

Nobody: Grandma: where's the buttons for this touchscreen phone

Damien: "Maybe I should just buy Terraria." Me: *laughs in modded*

The narrator: If we have an AI overtaking I think Mr. Reeves would be the cause Me: uhhhhm KZfaq: sending the narrator with Michael Reeves' video about drones that attacks humans.

*starts talking about team trees* Finnaly someone speaks *tells that everyone may be tired listening to team trees everytime* Im'a get my popcorn

People: *donates money to team trees to plant trees* "I used the trees to plant the trees"

Lego man : *Exists* Florida man : *Finally a Worthy Opponent!! Our Battle will be Legendary!!*

3:34 Note to self: Never just pick up chocolate in Russia, it could be horse powder

EmKay : "Everybody should have a healthy relationship with their boss." I ate my boss. It's fine, he was vegan!

Damien: exists Everyone: you're back at last!

“It’s good to have a healthy relationship with your boss.” Damien 2 seconds later: “You gotta hate your boss.”

Me: casually walks around Lego: the permission levels prevent you from entering.

At the beginning he really said “It’s time to put their foot down”

Damien, talking while Zach and Slazo are tied up: *after the video* Damien: YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD OVERTHROW ME, FOOL? Zach: NO, PLEASE STOP EATING THE KITKAT THAT WAY

Don’t forget Michael also built a drone that flies at peoples heads

I just gotta say, I love Damien's laugh.

Damien is the best narrator for Emkay (I hope I spelled the name right)

Someone: **does something mildly smart** Damien: 200 IQ

Me walking in the street alone: Aye there is a cookout over there let’s go!

The actual reason that you collect the bacon grease is for cooking It adds flavor

Him: we all hate our bosses self running companies: 😅😭

Kid: My favourite superhero is spider-man!! Me: Lego-man

Emkay: “I’ve never touched Terrirea (or whatever it’s called) Subtitles: “I’ve never touched... Her area

Damien is def the type to laugh at himself lol

the dudes smug expression as his boss\ looks into the mirror is perfect

Therapist: So what is your greatest fear? Damien: *Micheal* Therapist: W-who? Damien: *Micheal Reeves*

Minecraft: Go play Terraria Terraria: Go play Minecraft

your jazz music tastes are impeccable and make great content

I love it that Damion is getting some good sleep! Everyone sleep well!!❤❤

EmKay: Now I know you've seen this all over the internet. Me: *menacingly* Good, the trees must be heard

*we all hate our bosses* people that are their own boss: I hate myself

"I'm actually getting proper sleep now." Lucky

Ahhh a beautiful reminder of the good ol days when team trees was still going

Top ten greatest things on Earth : Number 1 : *Damian's laugh* Number 2 : *Damian's laugh*

9:25 beyonddisbelief: "I bet you couldn't make a sentence without "e"!" Ernest Vincent Wright: _proceeds write an entire novel without the letter e_

Damien reminds me of my friend Mark from school since grade 1, and I'm living for that

"look man If you ever bump into me and there is a cookout nearby we going to that cookout and I am making you some of dose chicken wings." I am now going back outside because of this. may the chicken wings be with you

"We at EmKay want to a big donation, like a kamehameha, but all together." So a Spirit Bomb?

"...bacon candles..." Me: **having BATIM flashbacks**

Daiman: we all hate our boss The emkay overlords: *so you have chosen death*

8:00 Welp, time to pack my things and go to Florida because spending an afternoon with Damien, going to a cookout with him, and trying some of his masterpiece chicken wings sounds like a godsend.

Damien: " we all hate our bosses" priests: *surprised pickachu*

Damien: how do you gauge that Me: by the amount of crusty tissues on the floor

I laughed well watching this video then realized my laugh sounds like that one uncle who smokes a pack of cigarettes a day

“I’m just afraid you’re going to create a robot that becomes sentient” DONT FUCKING GIVE HIM IDEAS! HE HATES THAT AND WILL MAKE IT OUT OF SPITE

Damien: I make a really bomb chicken wing Gordon Ramsay: *interesting*

When I heard that "my name is damien," I felt that shit fam, that was deep 😔

Congrats on 2 mil.

damien: "We all hate our bosses" ppl who are self-employed: "Maybe I do hate myself..."

Legoman: Me: *does the 30 meter legowalk * Me again: *I see no god here, other than me*

Everyone: laughs The 2 people who disliked: *my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined*

When he ends the video when it was just getting good, mad lad

Really late watching this, found it via video hopping while writing. If he never played Terraria (again he may have as I am late) does that mean he hasn't played Starbound either? it's like Terraria but in space >.>; He really should play them if he hasn't yet they are both good games and you can add mods to the game to add items, races, etc.

If my legos grow legs and start walking, I need to stop drinking

Demian: I'll be seeing ya Me: *nervously checks out window*

Damien saying he has sleep Me having no sleep and listening to this at four am when the rats in my roof scrape things around

This video is filed with pure hilarious-ness 😂😂🤣

2019: team trees 2020: team fight corona 2021: team fight zombies

7:15 that's how everyone feels about Michael He is Dr. Doofensmitz without the sad story

9:11 When Caps lock is on and you press shift for the first letter

4:52 *destruction 100*

Feet : *exist* Lego: *I'm about to end this man's career*