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when your relationship life is so bad that the clouds have to intervene

Pretty sure Gordon Ramsey taught his kid how to swear before before walking.

Did you know, the guy who discovered Iceland and Greenland literally named them to troll his Viking friends. He wanted his friends to go to the worse place. Look it up, seriously!

Me meeting a new student: What is your name? Student: [Tells me his/her name.] My brain 10 seconds later: *I am once again asking for your name!*

Day one of telling Robin that he has a great voice and is beautiful.

Robin: "you can't fix that with flex tape." My brain: "wait, flex tape can fix things?"

12:10 Me who wakes up at 3 am goes to the toilet in my yard and poops in utter darkness: A big shadow as larger than a blue whale appears (sound of priests vocalising plays).

“The chances of sheep killing you is low, but never zero” New Zealanders: *panic*

me, a European with a screwed up sleep schedule: you know I'm something of an American myself

14:30 as a European i can say that the Euro sign has to be at the beginning of the number, not the end

11:06 wanting to invest because it looks like you’re using a rasengan as a light source

Me being able to walk in the dark after turning out the lights: I see no god up here.. OTHER THAN ME

I just wanna say, thank you to the entire emkay community, your videos always make me laugh. I'm battling anorexia, depression, anxiety, body and gender dysmorphia, and trying to get out of a abusive house hold, and through all of that you somehow make me laugh. Thank you.

I’m so used to two eyed Mike that I didn’t notice until the third time. Fucking internet.

12:05 I think this was the first Reddit meme I ever saw

This comment section has more memes than the entirety of this entire subreddit.

"Me telling my kids I survived a global pandemic." *It's not over yet, buster.*

5:53 I didn’t actually realize and had to watch again. I’ve seen too many memes and my brain thought it was normal.

5:57 people who sleep for ten hours: *my goals are beyond your understanding*

"Why is a drinking leonardo de caprio so memable?" **INSERT LEONARDO MEME**

"The next gen wont be told to pause an online game," me telling my child to pause it on purpose to piss him off

"Ooh self burns those are rare " hot pockets "allow us to introduce ourselves"

12:40 can we focus on the 1000 other people who disliked? _they are menaces to society_

Mike Wazowski: 2001 "I'm on the cover of a magazine!" 2020 "I'm the first search result for Monsters Inc characters!"

5:27 no the highest honor in journalism is the "bullet" surprise

9:32 that would be 245 500 push ups

her: he's probably thinking about other women him: *if everybody has an fbi agent that means the fbi agents have fbi agents which means the fbi agents assigned to the first fbi agents also have fbi agents*

About the tiger meme- there is actually a book called The Tiger that is about that meme. The tiger also kills the russian’s friends, family, and pet as well as wreaking havoc on the countryside. Don’t f*ck with a tiger.

The “hey, that’s not fair!” Was full kronk from emperors new groove

The McDonald's meme with the Brooklyn 99 quote made me so fucking happy, the amount of quotes from that show that can be turned into memes is absurdly high along with the fact that the show is just good in general

2:26 Equal Rights, Equal Fights. Change my Mind

That one Kirby's calling the police meme got me laughing while my parents were sleeping. They broke into my room and said "Why are you laughing maniacally?" best night in my whole life.

6:20 Gotta love it when robin makes fun of certain memes for no reason and then in the same video will say something like "let them enjoy what they want"

Robin: “Windwows defender isn’t that bad”, letting approximately 2 million people know he only has windows defender Me: 👍

5:53 I didnt even realize the Monsters Inc. one until looking at it again. TWO EYED MIKE WAZOWZKI IS SO COMMON TO ME NOW

When the people making memes about how much they love shriek realize there is a dude eating an onion everyday until a new shred movie is made.

So I’m bored and thanks to a calculator, that guy had to do 245,500 pushups. That’s at least 6 more push-ups than I could do.

“She’s out of her element” This is the content I search for-

This guy somehow just makes my day

7:56 took me awhile to realize it was redrawn because it was so realistic

That’s right, i dont run when i go down the stairs, and if your wondering, yes, ive been attacked by many demons through this

11:04 What do you mean, “don’t invest”? If someone breaks into my house I can make it look like I’m about to Kamehameha them out of my home.

Me thinking how a microchip fits thru a needle: 🧐

Woman: *punches man* Man: I believe in equal rights...

If anyone is still looking for a guardian I don’t run when I turn off the light in fact I like to stay in the room. I personally find it comforting.

6:29 why did i laugh at the poof sound robin made-

Something/someone: **makes a noise** Sculk blocks: *i like your funny sounds magic man*

"The chances of a sheep killing you is low but never zero" Farmer: *shaves sheep* Sheep: *grabs scissors* paying the barber back is what made the previous owners proud

Robin: the chances of cows killing you are low but never 0 My Great aunt who was killed by a heard of cattle

5:16 It’s Dwayne “The Pebble” Johnson

Me : knows all the potion recipes in Minecraft Everyone: he has the knowledge of a god

The farmer waking up at 4 am to start his work: Ah, what a nice morning! The Sheep: You make us laugh, Mortal.

The Australians being like 25 is good on most days

The sky in action movies when the main character is falling: ♾ The sky in action movies when planes/helicopters are falling: 🤏

3:01 me who keeps his room over 30 degrees even in summer: *confused baking shark noises*

Day 24 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this). Thanks! :D

13:10 completely ignoring the fact that hes dead AND this is on headlines *LMAO*

13:31 This aged like fine wine. It's like Robin can tell the future, vaguely!

"Get a friend who's exactly like this" My introverted butt: so uhm y'all breath air?

Fun fact: if someone says "your adopted" just say "at least I was wanted"

8:50 Ay, that's pretty good

9:17 you’re damn right! I love my big black fluffy boy. And in general black cats tend to be some of the most chill ones.

Me trying to remember the Name of the orange cat in garfield : 🤔

Anime: this anime has several characters that are very relatable to most high school children Also the anime protagonist: *14 year old that can bench press 150 pounds on their middle finger*

3:08 they said chemistry would never be useful in life, but here we are

The emkay fanart reminds me of the eye from a series of unfortunate events.

"Like cows for instance" Fun fact: my grandpa actually got killed by his own cow

Allow weather to calls? Normal ppl: its wacky Me: Weather , why u need to call , its to find Jolyne?

Remember: *If you water water, it grows*

Its currently 3am and I'm binge watching Emkay and stuffing my face with oreos

9:55 Sokka? No. *Gru* wants to know your location.

3:03 Africans, Middle Easterns, SE Asians: _Am I a joke to you?_ As an SE Asian, 25 is literally freezing.

Cats have such cute lil scoops

Can we just appreciate the work emkay puts into their work

“End of the world” As we know it. And I feel FIIINE

5:35 that squirt gun is filled with holy water.

2:58 when the temperature is close to 25 on summer we thank to god here in brazil

4:08 i think the entire internet needs a no drama llama

Me: Black cats are not best cats. ALL cats are best cats! Someone: What about lion- Me: ALL CATS!

And this is why I call Leonardo "Leonardo DRINKaprio"

Dulingo just hacked the guys brain.

When you're the friend that doesnt run after turning off the lights, keeps their arms hanging off the bed and hangs out in the basement with the lights off: power level= *10000*

9:42 , me : Sees the meme , relates to the meme , Still Screenshots the meme altough im never gonna use it BC i did it unintentionally

“DvD screensaver but it hits the corner everytime” “And when every ones super... .... no one will be”

I've become scared to run when turning the lights off before bed because I ALWAYS manage to leave something on me floor that will hurt if stepped on. So I just nervously shuffle to bed...

Even when I am sad Emkay you always make me smile

12:18 What if I’m the friend who doesn’t run after turning off the lights! Then I’d be the guardian!

Emkay: *Lexi, Robin And Jack* Me: *Weird Shit, Blue underpants And Man with no clothes*

9:05 Pov: you thought of Sakura tv

I have a black cat. I got him off the streets. He's the sweetest cat you'll ever meet. He was 4 months when I got him and he had worms, ear mites, fleas and ticks. He gets along well with his adopted brother.

My class: Drew a pentagram with a subject in it, on a board. Teacher: Who did it, why do you hate me?

Meme:When you have to go to a crusade but your horse died. The corner:Made with holy water

7:11 ima bout to start this mans whole career

This channel is so easy to fall asleep too. Like I’ll be wide awake and then I’ll watch this and fall asleep.

11:00 i actually own one of these! and honestly dont get them. you'll never end up using them.

"What could you possibly have that somebody actually wants?" Me: Well, that hurt. Also, "They got a point, why would they pick you?" Me: Where did I leave that flex tape????

Robin: I think everyone in the world hates when the temperature goes above 25 Me in Singapore next to the equator, in constant 28-32 degree weather:

14:48 my favourite part part is the fact that bonjour is good morning, not hello

Biggus dickus is one of My teacher's dichotomy chart